/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9884810]

Cigarette?

[Anonymous No.9884815]

pall mall blues.i need to quit. fucking drugs man.

[Anonymous No.9884831]

For me, it's Lucky Strike

[Anonymous No.9884842]

I'm a vape smoking faggot now. At least it tastes good. This one is blueberry crumble with vanilla custard.

[Anonymous No.9884844]

>>9884810
roll my own with a crank machine. got it down to about 1.40 a pack.

[Anonymous No.9884856]

>>9884844
This. For me it's rollies because I can't stand the taste of melted plastic and the resultant headache afterwards.

Rolling machines are for faggots though, desu.

[Anonymous No.9884886]

>>9884856
I can hand roll. I got better shit to do with my time, and it isn't slow dancing with dudes.

[Anonymous No.9885413]

>Travelling for Christmas
>Multi- stop trip
>Wife's family first, then mine
>Wife's grandpa is dying
>Spent entire vacation in ICU
>Probably won't get to see my family at all.
It's enough to make me want to start up again. About to go but a pack of Camels and my wife can just fucking deal.

[Anonymous No.9885427]

>>9884842
i’ll stick with cancer sticks
not going to start sucking boysenberry ejuice from a robot penis and get popcorn lung

[Anonymous No.9885449]

Lucky strikes, if I can find them. Alternatively, Marlboro Reds. The long ones.

[Anonymous No.9885456]

>>9885427
Except you don't get popcorn lung. Shit's better for you, but do what you do.

[Anonymous No.9885465]

Marlboro Red desu

[Anonymous No.9885467]

Smoking one right now

[Anonymous No.9885472]

>>9885467
Rainer, gib a Ruh

[Anonymous No.9885474]

Are cigarette smokers aware of their bad smell?

[Anonymous No.9885477]

>>9885474
we are dying. fuck off with your nose and opinion.

[Anonymous No.9885483]

>>9885472
Das darf doch ned war sei alder

[Anonymous No.9885497]

I'm a hipster faggot who smokes American spirit blacks

[Anonymous No.9885539]

>>9885474
>smoking often enough to smell
Shiggy

[Anonymous No.9885572]

>>9885497
That's me too
I want to switch to a pipe tobacco though, even if it reeks of artofmasculinity reddit numales.

[Anonymous No.9885574]

I don’t smoke much anymore but I like marlboro smooths. They only sell them at one store I’ve seen tho

[Anonymous No.9885615]

>>9885539
this
i’ll have maybe two cigarettes a day at most

[Anonymous No.9885655]

>2018
>smokes jewgarette

[Anonymous No.9885661]

>>9884810
I don't smoke cigarettes anymore. When I did, I literally bought whatever camel or marlboro had a coupon or rebate for. But pic related was my "splurge" smokes, and I was never disappointed. Close 2nd were some camel unfiltereds (rumor has it they use higher quality tobacco, because the filter can't hide the harsh flavor), but those got to be too much.

[Anonymous No.9885671]

Started smoking camel with rizla blue or micron and rizla slim tips

[Anonymous No.9885677]

>>9885572
>insecure about smoking a pipe because of some poofters also claiming to like it
That's a real shame, Anon. It's a great smoke and a great hobby.

[Anonymous No.9885705]

>>9885677
I'm not, it was more of an >inb4.

[Anonymous No.9885707]

What’s a good tobacco pipe to start with? I’ve heard good things about Bjarne, they’re around $50-70, which seems pretty cheap. What’s a good tobacco? I like stronger cigarettes, as I like nicotine a lot.

[Anonymous No.9885713]

>>9885705
I gotcha. Tbh famalam, if you’re not a pseudo-masculine soyboy, but you smoke a pipe, you’re still not a soyboy. Do what you like, and others can take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.9885715]

>>9885539
Just smoking one cigarette is enough to make all your clothes smell, desu.

Are you a noselet?

I smoke pretty infrequently because it screws up my sense of smell and taste for the day.

[Anonymous No.9885724]

Pall Mall Red and someone once told me that those are trucker tier. Is that true?

[Anonymous No.9885727]

>>9885715
Smoke a cigarette when I wake up and have coffee, then shower and dress. No smell. Smoke a cigarette after dinner and go to bed shortly after. Never had anyone complain, even my parents when I was younger and used this system.

[Anonymous No.9885754]

I need a Canadian to send me some djarums. I ordered from ciggies world or something and spent 60 something bucks on a mixture of cigarettes from around the world. May have been my favorite online purchase, I remember some fancy Chinese furongwang something, Korean vanilla whale this plus, some menthol popping cat cigs (raison) , boy howdy the wismilak unfiltered kreteks were nice, some fucking dank smelling djarum super, and finally some French camel essential luxury normals. I smoked like a king then. Rip the old Turkish packs.

Back in the day I bought out a gas stations reserves of the camel signature blends, y'all 'member? Frost, mellow, robust, infused... why'd you have to do us like that, Barrie...

[Anonymous No.9885757]

>>9884815
Pall mall blues remind me of smoking pot when I had the flu a few years back

[Anonymous No.9885772]

>>9884810
Nice.

[Anonymous No.9885777]

>>9885724
About as bad as you can get anon. If you smoke 100's I'd go get checked for lung cancer.

[Anonymous No.9885782]

>>9885727
I sure hope you eat something then brush your teeth after coffee + cigarettes, otherwise people are just being polite about your disgusting breath

[Anonymous No.9885785]

>>9885707
Bjarne died like 10 years ago, they closed but might be expensive for that reason. Savinelli is a good starter brand from what I heard.

[Anonymous No.9885793]

>>9885707
Bjarne died like 10 years ago, they closed but might be expensive for that reason. Savinelli is a good starter brand from what I heard.
Missouri meerschaum are good cheam corncob pipes you can experiment with.

[Anonymous No.9885794]

>>9884831
nice

[Anonymous No.9885808]

>smoking
God I hate the shit out of all of you. Inconsiderate pieces of shit that blow smoke on people's faces or all over the air, reducing what little oxygen there is left to share with you every other asshole on the planet. Fucking faggots in this thread voluntarily aware of fucking their lungs up and being literal walking cancers.

Wish you idiots all die sooner and that tobacco gets driven to extinction.

[Anonymous No.9885816]

>>9885808
cry more :^)

[Anonymous No.9885844]

>>9885808
>individual smokers
>holding a candle to industrial pollution, automobiles, and China

[Anonymous No.9885848]

>>9885816
>cry more
Will gladly cry tears from laughter while you morons writhe in agony, clutching your tumor-ridden chests

>>9885844
>o-others are worse!
no you're all one mound in the same sack of shit

[Anonymous No.9885862]

>>9885848
I assume you don't buy any consumer goods, only eat simple farm crops, and never drive anywhere?
Fuck off, you holier-than-thou shitbag.

[Anonymous No.9885876]

>>9885497
Spirit blacks make me sick. Southern Cuts and Turkish Royals are nice.

[Anonymous No.9885884]

>>9885862
>this bastard must think he's a saint!
My faults will always pale in comparison to you fag-sucking fags

[Anonymous No.9885892]

>>9885884
>getting this assblasted over cigarettes
I fucking love you anon.

[Anonymous No.9885898]

>>9885808
i’m a smoker and hate assholes who smoke in public places
when I decide to have a smoked I go to a secluded place far removed from others so I don’t bother them.

[Anonymous No.9885903]

>>9884810
These days I smoke only when I go to the casino, which is about once or twice a year. Bought a pack of Marlboro Menthols after watching this cigarette review video
https://youtu.be/XPOCfJNxA1Q

[Anonymous No.9885916]

>>9885892
I'm assblasted over inconsiderate human beings, and smokers are the best ones. Puff cancer sticks all you fucking want, just do everyone else a favor and swallow your poisonous smoke instead of blowing it out.

[Anonymous No.9885933]

>>9885916
Wait you're supposed to blow it out? I've always just swallowed it

[Anonymous No.9885966]

>>9884810
Hey non-smokers... news brief. Life is a terminal condition, and stress kills faster than damn near anything. Also, you owe me for breathing any of my second hand smoke. That shit is expensive.

[Anonymous No.9885976]

>started smoking after seeing comfy steve1989 videos of him reviewing 75 year old cigarettes

[Anonymous No.9885981]

For me It's the newport menthol cigarette. The best cigarette

[Anonymous No.9886000]

>he doesn't vape

Lol

[Anonymous No.9886017]

>>9886000
>sucking on a robot penis

Lol

[Anonymous No.9886064]

The obligatory snus post.

[Anonymous No.9886074]

[Anonymous No.9886088]

>>9886074

What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.9886092]

>>9884831
I was pretty fucking distraught when RJ Reynolds discontinued Lucky filters in the US. I switched to Lucky straights for a year or so since that was all that was available, but filterless cigs got annoying for a variety of reasons. I smoke American Spirit perique blend these days, but I'd kill for a pack of 'murican Lucky filters (the yuro ones kinda sucked desu).

[Anonymous No.9886118]

>>9884842
Yeh, I have a couple vapes for at home when I'm too lazy/comfy/busy to step outside for a smoke. I'd like to switch over completely to save money, but I can't be arsed to deal with filling juice, changing/charging batteries, and keeping all that with me when I'm at work or out doing shit.

[Anonymous No.9886148]

>>9885707
For a dependable pipe, a Missouri Meershaum is an inexpensive but solid first. Packing a little more loosely is better than too tight, as you can always tamp down. Also, consider getting a second pipe so that you can rotate them out between smokes, giving each ideally a day to rest between uses.

When setting up a pipe, start with a small amount of tobacco in the bottom, and smoke that, adding a little more than the previous time you smoked for each future smoke. This builds up a protective layer of char around the interior of the pipe that helps the tobacco burn better, and starting at the bottom and building the char up with increasing amounts helps ensure a more even char, as using a full pipe each time can result in tars and liquids building up at the bottom, preventing a proper char.

If you like something a bit stronger for your smoke, I'd say to try either Solani Aged Burley Flake 656, or MacBaren Old Dark and Fired.

[Anonymous No.9886156]

>tfw like smoking burning leaves
>tfw also know it's bad for me

Can they just make cigarettes that don't cause cancer already?

[Anonymous No.9886163]

>>9886156
yeah its called weeed

[Anonymous No.9886179]

>>9886163
Anon..... all smoke is bad for your lungs

[Anonymous No.9886374]

>>9886017
Nice meme. Enjoy your lung cancer though

[Anonymous No.9886513]

>>9885933
Good. You'll die quicker. I don't even have to tell you to kys - you're already fucking doing it :^)

[Anonymous No.9886535]

>>9884810
American Spirit Mellow here

>>9884831
want/10

[Anonymous No.9886539]

When I was learning german, there was a food chapter. Everything in there was food, everything except for cigarretes. What is wrong with you guys?

[Anonymous No.9886785]

As someone who's tried a good few normal Camels and Marbs, alongside Menthols and Kreteks, are there any other cigarettes out there that provide something different?

[Anonymous No.9886929]

>>9886064
General is good but jakobsons is better

[Anonymous No.9887086]

>>9884831
Cant wait to smoke these

[Anonymous No.9887093]

>>9884810

For me, its Amsterdam Shag, the best rolling tobacco. A generous flavor, a classic dutch taste!

[Anonymous No.9887106]

>>9886074
Where are you that you can buy clove cigs?

[Anonymous No.9887476]

>>9884810
Germanfag here. The Blue Nil is godtier. One of the oldest cigarette brands that are still in business. You can probably only get them in Germany and Austria tho.

[Anonymous No.9887478]

>>9885467
bin gerückt.

[Anonymous No.9887480]

smokers are weak and they stink

[Anonymous No.9887485]

Stop smoking.

[Anonymous No.9887535]

Smoking sherm
I vape in my car because fuck stanking up the whip
I saw galousie at the duty free shop and I dont know whether to cop some.

[Anonymous No.9887536]

>>9887535
Damm, are those still around? I thought the FDA banned all cigarettes other than Marlboros, Camels, and whatever those black people cigarettes are that taste like toothpaste and bathroom cleanser

t. quit smoking in 2003

[Anonymous No.9887540]

>>9887535
Haven't seen those in years. I've been to the Nat Sherman store in NYC. They have cigars and smoking jackets upstairs. Nice and comfy.

[Anonymous No.9887541]

>>9887540
The old Nat Sherman store was better, but they turned it into a Topman or Express or something horrible like that

[Anonymous No.9887542]

>>9887536
Duty free ie international airports n sheet
You can smoke your way around the globe.

[Anonymous No.9887560]

Australia here. Taxes are so high and only rising. Same with alcohol. My two favourite things to do and I can barely afford those, let alone a house (Melbourne)

I hope I die from it soon

[Anonymous No.9887563]

Did you know that you have a select few alveoli. Those precious few avoli get destroyed everytime you smoke your cigs and they don't regenerate. This will lead to a lot of complications with many that can't be cured or are painful.

You only have two longs and one body. Why do you treat your body like shit, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9887564]

How do you call a cigarette in your cunt?
>Poland
Those are just one of my favourites
>szlug
>fajka
>pet
>ciul
>szlugens
>fajek

[Anonymous No.9887566]

>>9887563
Alveoli*

[Anonymous No.9887576]

>>9887560
I just bought some vaping gear because the price is out of control

I haven't used it yet though, tried it a few times but have got no idea what I'm doing wrong because it's harsh as fuck

Have done some reading, I think I just fucked up with the strength I bought

[Anonymous No.9887582]

>>9887576
That tickle in the back of the throat you get is from the nicotine. Higher concentration means more tickle. Drop your wattage down until you get used to it.

[Anonymous No.9887606]

>>9887582
I'm using a 1.5 ohm coil with 18mg 50/50 juice, hoping to do MTL.. Have wattage set really low (between 8 and 12w)

Getting lots of spit back which I hear is a common problem with the joyetech cuboid mini I have.

I've ordered a nautilus mini because from what I've been reading they are the best MTL tank out there. Also ordered some 12mg juice just in case the 18mg was also part of the problem.

I'm a pack a day red/strong cig smoker so I figured that'd be the best place to start.

[Anonymous No.9887620]

>>9887606
18 mg is probably too strong mate.
Try 12 or 6.

[Anonymous No.9887634]

>>9887566
>Alveoli
give me the formuoli

[Anonymous No.9887638]

>>9887620
Cheers, will do as soon as it arrives.

[Anonymous No.9887640]

>>9887606
I can crush a pack of cigarettes no problem if I'm drinking but I'm at a 6 mg running 75-100w. If I hit it 3-5 times I'm good. You inhale this a bit differently than a cigarette and I find this works for me. Using a Uwell Valyrian tank on a Cartel Revenant 160 if that matters.

[Anonymous No.9887698]

>>9887640
What ohm coil are you using? If you're at 75+ watts I assume you're sub ohm. I'm trying to do MTL while I first give up the cigs and look at buying a fedora and filling the room with clouds at a later date.

[Anonymous No.9887747]

Sometimes I add a pinch of tobacco to my weed and get really fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9887776]

>>9887698
.15 ohms. I'm direct lung bc you just can't catch that lung expansion sort of thing with a douche flute. I've tried before and it wasn't working for me. You can still get a small sized box mod that'll do up to 75w and not be carrying an obnoxious brick with lights.

[Anonymous No.9887784]

>>9887776
Thanks. Mine claims to go up to 80w so I'll do some experimenting with the other sub ohm coils that came in the kit.

[Anonymous No.9887843]

>>9884886
>I can hand roll. I got better shit to do with my time,
it takes ten seconds

[Anonymous No.9887869]

>Be 20
>All my friends are chainsmoker, artsy types
>Take it up for about a year because hey, all my friends did it and it was fun
>Dad finds out, tells me he'll kick me to the curb if he catches me doing it again (I was in community college and still lived with my parents)
>Quit cold turkey, fucking miserable for about 6 months
>Haven't smoked since
>2017
>Now 25
>Moved out of my hometown, going to graduate school
>My old CC friends are posting Christmas photos, some of these guys/girls I haven't seen in years
>Holy fuck
>They look decades older
>Shitty, dry hair, crusty skin, nasty fucking teeth, some of them have gained weight, etc.
>In the photos with their friends they all still have those death sticks in their hands
>I did just as many drugs as them and drank about an equal amount, only difference is I quite cigs and they didn't
>I still don't look a day over 20, my hair is fluffy and shiny and my skin is baby soft (compared to theirs)
>If my dad hadn't threatened to kick me out I'd probably look like them, all thanks to the smokeable Jew

GD, don't fuckin do it guys.
Also thanks daddy I love you

[Anonymous No.9887891]

>>9887564
>new england, usa
>boge/bogie
>dart
>smoke

[Anonymous No.9887907]

>>9885539
Being next to a guy who smokes once it's enough to smell. You can do whatever you like but you're delusional if you think you can smoke and not she'll love smell. Maybe if you do it in the morning before your shower, outside where it won't get into the clothes in your closet, and the second one after work before you get home to your closets and you wash your clothes and yourself immediately after getting home, then maybe - MAYBE - you can avoid smelling like a smoker but honestly you're probably fooling only yourself

[Anonymous No.9887986]

>>9887891
Fellow Yankee
I will add (cigarettes) butts to this list

[Anonymous No.9888022]

>>9887986
ah, yes. can't believe i forgot this one.

"i'm going to go hack a butt"

[Anonymous No.9888151]

>>9887869

I'm 23 now and have been smoking since I was 16, If I shave my face I look barely 20 and get carded everywhere I go.

[Anonymous No.9888362]

>>9885754
They sell djarum in the USA

[Anonymous No.9888530]

>>9886539
Dam I'll stop eating my cigs now

[Anonymous No.9888540]

>>9885727
Yeah, what you mentioned works to prevent other people from noticing, but I still feel like it ruins my sense of smell.

Feels like a hassle if it's killing you, ya know?

[Anonymous No.9888549]

>>9885808
>tobacco gets driven to Extinction
Even if the versions for smoking sure, Rustica is super hardy, so that'll probably never happen.

[Anonymous No.9888557]

>>9887093
Same. I prefer their Turkish Export for mixing with things though.

[Anonymous No.9888582]

>>9886513
you are so fucking mad right now

[Anonymous No.9888838]

Been smoking for a good 5 years, quit for 4 months back in june but shit came up, I had a horrible october and I ended up back in the ash pit. Right now I'm back to smoking marlboro rolls, but I'm looking forward to quitting again. There's a thousand things wrong with smoking but what gets me the most is the way it fucks up with your sleeping. When I quit I could get up after 6 hours of sleep and feel energized and ready to go. Now it doesn't matter if I sleep for a full 8 or even 10 hours, I still struggle to wake up and I feel like shit for at least an hour afterwards.

[Anonymous No.9889793]

>>9884810
Yes, I know.

[Anonymous No.9890728]

how the fuck does smoking have anything to do with food and cooking?
are we gonna have cock threads now?
those go in your mouth too

it would be nice if the mods actually did something

[Anonymous No.9890738]

>>9890728
149 other threads for you to shit up. Go to one of them.

[Anonymous No.9891013]

>>9884810
>2017-2018
>not using a salt nicotine pod system
these things hit identical to cigarettes, are cheaper, dont give you cancer, dont blow faggot clouds, and hit you with nicotine like a train
this shit is the future of nicotine. if you smoke and havent tried this yet, do it. the buzz is unmatched.

[Anonymous No.9891017]

>>9891013
tell me a good one to get

[Anonymous No.9891043]

>>9891017
for a device i would go with an icare or a suorin air. the most popular are juuls but those are very expensive and not refillable.

any salt nicotine liquid works.

the initial price of buying one with liquid will cost around 50 dollars but you rarely have to buy more liquid or coils since they go through liquid very slowly while giving you more nicotine than regular vapes. it ended up being cheaper for me than buying cigarettes

[Anonymous No.9891047]

>>9886092
You'd probably like Jap ones if you could find them, those were my brand and I switched to AmeSpi Perique here.

[Anonymous No.9891067]

>>9891043
thanks, have it bookmarked.

[Anonymous No.9891226]

>>9891067
to add on. Juul will be the closest thing to a cigarette; but because of this, it is the most expensive long term, but cheaper than cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.9891299]

>>9891013
Do you have a link to those? Never seen them for sale where I live so imagining I'd have to import one.

[Anonymous No.9891302]

>>9891299
this is where i got mine. shipping prices aren't the best but still cheaper than buying in stores

https://www.vapordna.com/Ultra-Portable-Systems-s/3286.htm

[Anonymous No.9891306]

>>9884810
>smoking
I would've told you that you should kill yourself, but you already are so good job anon

[Anonymous No.9891321]

>>9891302
cheers mate

[Anonymous No.9891323]

>>9886179
Vaping/dabbing/consuming

[Anonymous No.9892046]

>>9884810
Pic related are the best I have ever tasted.
Very hard to get though.
Marlboro Reds when I can't get hold of Kimmys cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.9892053]

>>9892046
Hot damn those look fancy, where do you buy them, do you have any idea what tobacco blend they use?

[Anonymous No.9892054]

Quit cigs about 3 years ago after smoking just over 25 years. Winston ultra lights/white box were my go to.

[Anonymous No.9892076]

>>9892053
My friend bought them in North Korea for me.
You might be able to get them in China and Russia.
No idea what was in them, was afraid it would be anthrax at first.

[Anonymous No.9892468]

>>9888362
They're cigarillos with filters, totally different from a paper rolled kretek. I must assume you have no idea.

[Anonymous No.9892483]

Just picked up a pack of camel wides last night. I like to mix it up.

[Anonymous No.9892510]

Looking for a new go-to, but I really don't have enough money to experiment a lot. Any suggestions for $30 in the New England area?

[Anonymous No.9892516]

>>9892510
English Oval unfiltereds. Draw smoother than Marlboro Lights. I was impressed. Definitely not like Camel unfiltered.

[Anonymous No.9892533]

Somebody, explain the appeal of Camel Blues. Why does such a large portion of smokers smoke those?

[Anonymous No.9892623]

>>9885916
>I'm assblasted over inconsiderate human beings, and smokers are the best ones.
parents are the most inconsiderate, everything else is just a side effect

[Anonymous No.9892653]

>>9892533
The same reason Marlboro Golds are popular

[Anonymous No.9892658]

>>9887476
>tfw no nihilist cigarettes to look edgy with

[Anonymous No.9892666]

>>9892533
They have a lot of flavour for a light cigarette.

[Anonymous No.9892952]

>>9885916
So edgy, close your windows if you don't like the smoke, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9892987]

Nat Sherman is the only one for me

[Anonymous No.9893181]

>>9885497
>American spirit blacks
^This.
Once you try perique tabacco normal cigarettes become super-disappointing, and also I get to kid myself into believing I'm not giving myself cancer because they're "organic" and American grown (I like to imagine the American grown part in particular keeps whatever radioactive cancer causing shit that seeps into foreign grown tobacco crops from getting into my cigs).

[Anonymous No.9894960]

>>9885903
HAHAHHAHAH LE PHAT CIG SMOKING MAN

[Anonymous No.9895179]

>>9884810
How the fuck do people even start smoking anymore? You literally have it drilled into your head day one at literally any public school that smoking does nothing for you but drives you to an early grave while wasting your money.
What kind of actual literal brainlet starts smoking?

[Anonymous No.9895183]

>>9884810
Only very occasionally, like once every two weeks. Basically whenever I'm really stressed and there's no safe timeframe for me to enjoy other drugs I out a light one up to relax. Feels great but I never understood how someone could smoke a pack a day or something crazy.

[Anonymous No.9895191]

>>9895179
A job than entails stress and focus, typically make cigarettes and drugs as a whole seem inviting. Doing pills and coke on a daily basis to keep up with work also galvanized it.

[Anonymous No.9895195]

>>9895191
Oh, so they are for people working shitty jobs with no willpower, which also prevents them from escaping once they are trapped.

[Anonymous No.9895325]

>>9887843
Compared to 2 with a roller, where you can pre roll a pack in 5 mins, and be good to go all day. Do you actually like carrying around papers and loose tobacco all the time? If so, different strokes I guess.

[Anonymous No.9895389]

>>9895179
>How the fuck do people not fall for propaganda?
You could start by realizing it doesn't "drive you to an early grave." If you took a random smoker and bet money on him getting lung cancer you'd be retarded and would very likely lose that bet.
Increasing a very small to begin with risk for a disease != "driving you to an early grave"

[Anonymous No.9895578]

>>9895325
I like the ritual of it every time I smoke desu. And you can customise the size and shape depending on what you want that moment.

If needed I could handroll a pack in five minutes in advance as well, but it's more relaxed to just have the pouch in your jacket pocket and roll as you're going along.

[Anonymous No.9895591]

>>9884810
>laughing at all the tards that waste their money on suicide sticks
say hello to your heart attacks and ED, you have to be retarded to smoke. Literally has a huge warning right on the fucking cover that you should read, then admit you want to die.

[Anonymous No.9895604]

>>9884815
>pall mall
Won 2 packs at an Iron Maiden concert. They were shit, like worse then Kent.

[Anonymous No.9895605]

>>9893181
Nearly everything in America is giving you cancer. Its way better to be smoking cigarettes that don't have those atrocious additives though.

[Anonymous No.9895620]

>>9884810
Smoking about 10~ cigs a day.
I did stop smoking and switched to vaping for about 1.5 year and just sorta fell back into cigarettes. Might switch back to vaping again in the new year

[Anonymous No.9896220]

>>9895591
>he is proud of his will to live
It is scientifically proven that people with higher IQs tend to be depressed and suicidal, while people with low IQs tend to enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.9896406]

>>9892046
>not 7.62
dayum shame

[Anonymous No.9896508]

only aryan big guys know this

[Anonymous No.9896858]

>>9884810
I'm a pleb so I have a pretty boring choice

[Anonymous No.9896871]

>>9896858
>blacking yourself

[Anonymous No.9896894]

>>9886163
DUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9896993]

>>9891013
suorin air or suorin drop. no contest

[Anonymous No.9897002]

>>9895389
>go from 0.2% chance of lung cancer to 24.4% chance
>small risk
lol

[Anonymous No.9897012]

>>9897002
does not understand that the pre-disposition to cancer is genetic and not environmental.

shakes head

[Anonymous No.9897072]

>>9895195
happy people smoke and/or do drugs also

[Anonymous No.9897079]

>>9896871
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.9897155]

Belmonts.

[Anonymous No.9897158]

>>9897079
I think he's just doing what the kids call "shitposting"

[Anonymous No.9897346]

Only smoke worth smoking. Occasionally Lucky Strike unfiltereds if I'm feeling rich

[Anonymous No.9897355]

>>9897346
>tfw euros don't get these fancy mallbros

[Anonymous No.9897361]

>>9897355
Sucks to suck

[Anonymous No.9897375]

>>9897361
it's alright our rollies are still the best in the world

[Anonymous No.9897381]

>tfw too weak of a stomach to smoke
I threw up so much when i thought i had to smoke.

[Anonymous No.9897386]

>>9897375
Yeah but we can get them here

[Anonymous No.9897398]

>>9897346
I'm convinced that blend 27's are all the shitty leftover tobacco from the floor, swept up, add a dash of allspice or some shit, and there you go.

[Anonymous No.9897416]

>>9897386
i hope so friend, enjoy them

[Anonymous No.9897431]

Camel Turkish Royals or Filters. If I'm flush then Nat Sherman's MCDs or Dunhill Fine Cuts. Honorable mention for a discontinued favorite: Camel Signature Frost.

[Anonymous No.9897441]

>>9885754
Wow, I never heard Frost mentioned by anybody on 4chan besides me ITT. I should've scrolled down some. Frost were fucking great. Nothing like them that I've found.

[Anonymous No.9897450]

>>9897398
I mean.... everybody has their own taste for smokes but dont put them on the same level as pyramids, L&M's, or reservation cigs

[Anonymous No.9897456]

>>9897416
Thanks pal, I have on rare occasion

[Anonymous No.9897467]

>>9897450
when america went crazy with the taxing a couple decades ago, I ordered marlbro from europe... fucking disgusting shit mixed with hay. even name brands can vary greatly in quality depending on region.

[Anonymous No.9897470]

>>9887869
Congrats you look like a baby while your friends look like adults

[Anonymous No.9897473]

>>9893181
>>9892987
>>9887093
all of these and dunhill fine cut are my fav, i'll pick up a half smoked butt off the ground and rip the filter off and roll it up if there's nothing to smoke, not picky at all.

[Anonymous No.9897532]

>>9897456
try the van nelle export if you can. it's like a double strength smoke with latakia in it.

[Anonymous No.9897537]

>>9897467
Yeah I've had Swiss Marlboro Reds before and I thought they were definitely inferior to the ones I can get in the states. I thought you meant American 27's

[Anonymous No.9897539]

>>9897532
I'll check it out at my local tobacco shop, thanks for the tip anon. What is Latakia?

[Anonymous No.9897545]

>>9897537
that wasn't me about the 27s.

I roll my own with a crank press here in the future. got it down to around 1.10 a pack

[Anonymous No.9897557]

>>9887784
Evic vtc mini + uwell crown

[Anonymous No.9897563]

>>9897539
Latakia is a type of Syrian but now also Cypriot tobacco that is dried over fires, so it's smoked. It has an odour/flavour similar to smoked meat or lapsang souchon tea or Islay whisky. Very rich.

There are a lot of pipe tobaccos that have it as well.

[Anonymous No.9897599]

>cigarettes
>food

[Anonymous No.9897613]

>>9897599
There are lots of topics that have no true home board and get adopted by their nearest relative. /ck/ gets most anything consumable.

[Anonymous No.9897650]

>>9897563
That sounds bretty good

[Anonymous No.9897663]

>>9897002
https://academic.oup.com/jnci/article/95/6/470/2520658
>A 68-year-old male current smoker who has smoked two packs per day for 50 years is in the 95th percentile in the Mayo Clinic study and faces approximately 15–20 times the risk of the person at the 5th percentile. His 10-year risk of lung cancer is 11% (1 in 9) if he quits smoking immediately and 15% (1 in 7) if he continues to smoke at the current level.
Oh no, if I smoke TWO PACKS every single day for FIFTY YEARS, I'll only have an 85% chance of not getting lung cancer! Pretty scared right now you guys.

[Anonymous No.9897678]

>>9897663
That's basically a die roll, which is pretty fucking bad odds given an unlucky roll means death. It also ignores all the other kinds of cancer you raise the risks of, plus the inevitable hypertension increasing your odds of a stroke or heart attack.

[Anonymous No.9897692]

>>9897663
cancer is like diarrhea. It runs in your genes.

[Anonymous No.9897801]

>>9897557
Nice. As mentioned I've got the stock cuboid mini but have ordered a nautilus mini to go with it, should be here in 2 weeks.

Before I ordered the cuboid I ordered a joyetech AIO which seemed to have got lost in the post, so Aliexpress refunded me, but it just turned up today. Looking forward to giving it a shot later, I'll try with 12mg jews and see how it goes. Have had major spot back from the cuboid mini.

[Anonymous No.9897813]

>>9897557
Spit back*

[Anonymous No.9897824]

>>9897678
>Scared of increasing risks of dying
>at 68
We all have to go some time.

[Anonymous No.9897899]

Used to be Marlboro red, then prices went up again, switched to carnival with the occasional pack of Marlboro black red.

[Anonymous No.9897923]

>>9897678
>an unlucky roll means death
Nah, you get death no matter what dice you do or don't roll.
This is more a question of whether you'll get cancer and have to blow your brains out with a shotgun in your 60s or if you don't get cancer and will maybe die in your sleep in your 70s instead without feeling a need for suicide beforehand.

[Anonymous No.9897937]

>>9897678
>>9897923
And come to think of it, once you start dying while you're asleep it'll probably trigger some freakout nightmare where it's entirely possible you'll be convinced you're in a hospital dying of cancer, so really can you afford *not* to smoke cigarettes?

[Anonymous No.9897954]

>>9897937
check this out.

They say every cig you smoke take 4 min off your life. It takes me 6 min to smoke a 100. If I time this right, I will be immortal!

[Anonymous No.9898222]

>>9885467
der drachenlord ja lol

[Anonymous No.9898253]

>>9884810
My doctor asked me when I was going to finally quit smoking. I told him "probably shortly after cremation"

[Anonymous No.9899021]

>>9885754
>djarum super

[Anonymous No.9899499]

>>9885862
Lunglets triggered hard

[Anonymous No.9899515]

tfw live in a city where cigarettes are manufactured and they're only 4$ a pack for Camel Royals and Marlboro reds

[Anonymous No.9899522]

It is funny how hard brainlets work to justify their shitty habits.

[Anonymous No.9899525]

>>9899515
Each, not both for 4$. But a 2 pack is only 6.50

[Anonymous No.9899533]

>>9899522
ok... justify why you post.

[Anonymous No.9899536]

>>9884844
Where can one find a crack machine?

[Anonymous No.9899537]

>>9899515
Turkish Royals are only $4.50 where I live and they're not made here. idk where the fuck people are that smokes are so expensive.

[Anonymous No.9899550]

>>9899536
I will assume you misspelled crank. Mine is made by Tops. I bought it at a smoke shop, and it was around 40 USD

[Anonymous No.9899843]

>>9885976
nice!

[Anonymous No.9899860]

Gonna quit in the new year. Made it all of October and November cold turkey but had some bad things happen and relapsed. But I'm pretty sure I can do it this time, been smoking 8 years and I'm ready to stop.

[Anonymous No.9899874]

>tfw quit smoking two years ago after ten years
>tfw signed up for the vape meme
Fuck I miss smoking so much sometimes

[Anonymous No.9899878]

>>9899537
I'm in Australia. I just bought a 20 pack of one of the cheapest brands you can get for $21.50. Three years ago or so the same pack cost $10.

[Anonymous No.9899904]

>>9899878
What an absolute shithole, "highest quality of living" index my ass.

[Anonymous No.9899944]

>>9885862
>eating a normal diet with some processed food here and there but overall balanced is somehow the same as fumigating your cells with literal poison because you are nihlistic

unironically leave

[Anonymous No.9899955]

>>9899944
you do not understand what words like irony mean, yet invoke them... you are a trampoline

[Anonymous No.9899962]

>>9899944
How the fuck could you ironically tell him to leave? If he had no legs? What the fuck are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.9899970]

>>9884810
Why the FUCK is this thread still here?
MODS ARE FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.9900462]

>>9899021
>tfw no more real kreteks in the netherlands due to dumb EU regulation

pls gib indobro

[Anonymous No.9900533]

>>9885808
>Fell for the secondhand smoke meme
>Calling smokers "literal walking cancers" when they have a much greater chance of never getting lung cancer than of getting lung cancer
wewlad
>>9899874
I tried vaping. It isn't anywhere close to what actual smoking feels like. I honestly don't understand how anyone could be satisfied with vaping. The enjoyment of smoking isn't just a matter of nicotine consumption, that'd be like trying to replace the enjoyment of coffee with caffeine pills.

[Anonymous No.9900692]

Just look at all the anti-smoking literal queers in this thread. You realize that smoking dick gives you AIDS, right subhumans? I bet you all cook too, instead of just letting a woman do her job and enjoying the flavors afterward. I seriously can't wait until WW3 rolls around and we can put you freaks against the wall with impunity. See ya soon.

[Anonymous No.9900763]

>>9900533
Yeah, vaping isn't anywhere near as satisfying but it is an efficient nicotine delivery system if you avoid liquid that smells like cotton candy and don't make a nuisance of yourself by trying to have the biggest clouds in the county. Sadly there is absolutely no way to not look like a complete tool while vaping and it's something I've had to accept

[Anonymous No.9900793]

>>9900533
Yeah vaping is not really the same. But if you get a e cig with proper power and juice with a lot of nic, you don’t want to smoke after taking some hits of the vape dildo.
I should probably switch to vaping again, smoking is fucking with my cardio

[Anonymous No.9900992]

>>9900692
Please, when WW3 rolls around it is going to be brainlets like you who go off to fight, as the smart people stay home. Feel free to go die for us.

[Anonymous No.9902076]

>>9900763
>Sadly there is absolutely no way to not look like a complete tool while vaping
I wouldn't care how ridiculous it looks if it could just approach feeling like I'm smoking a cigarette, but I've tried the whole range of vaping products all the way through to those heavy duty custom rigs and none of them are anywhere close.

[Anonymous No.9902321]

>>9900992
WW3 means day of rope for you, you clean house before the hunt

[Anonymous No.9902363]

>>9885456
>this is what vapequeers actually believe

[Anonymous No.9902370]

>>9902363
>this is what retards post

[Anonymous No.9902380]

>>9902370
>inhaling Chinese chemicals directly into my lungs is healthy because at least it's not a cigarette
Are you fucking dense?

[Anonymous No.9902384]

>>9902321
You are too retarded to ever successfully lynch anyone.

[Anonymous No.9902406]

>>9902384
You do nothing complainers are in for a shock, look to history for why you really should shut up.

[Anonymous No.9902411]

>>9902380
>chinese chemicals
Do you post whatever comes to mind without knowing what you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.9902429]

>>9902406
I can almost guarantee that you will never kill anyone, but I can't rule out the possibility that you will kill yourself. You LARPers would be sad if you weren't so determined to burn through any sympathy anyone could have for you.

[Anonymous No.9902569]

>>9902411
>I get my vape juice from only the finest of vapothecaries my good sir *tip*
Maybe Reddit is more your speed?

[Anonymous No.9902585]

>>9902429
You lost. Keep mouthing off. I am sure somehow it will work out for you, and that over confidence in the face of failure is not pathetic and funny.

[Anonymous No.9902939]

>>9885754
Ciggies world is shit now. Used to arrive within two weeks to USA. I hear now they ship by boat taking up to 3 months.

[Anonymous No.9903146]

Been working my way through a 50g pack of American Spirits Blue lately, there pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9903163]

>>9887563
>You only have two longs and one body.
I have 10 longs

[Anonymous No.9903168]

>>9887563
>This will lead to a lot of complications with many that can't be cured or are painful.
No matter what you do you'll probably end up with medical complications that can't be cured or are painful sooner or later. Might as well enjoy some nice smokes in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.9903170]

>>9884810
Nah, switched over to nicotine pouches. Only smoke when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.9903208]

>haven't smoked at all in 7 years
>still think about buying a pack every single day

[Anonymous No.9903226]

>>9903208
One pack wont hurt anon

[Anonymous No.9903241]

>>9884810

I actually tried one the other night going around drinking after not smoking for years

Fuck'd my throat up with soreness for days, at that time it was good tho

>>9903208

good on you anon, never turn back

[Anonymous No.9903288]

Who /parliament/ here?

Also, am I the only one who smokes only while drinking? If I'm not drinking, I feel no real desire to smoke. However if I get proper drunk (4 nights a week), I'll go through a pack easily.

[Anonymous No.9903298]

Oh great, cigarette threads now.

[Anonymous No.9903305]

>>9903208
If you seriously haven't smoked and it's still on your mind just know that you're a strong motherfucker. Good job.

[Anonymous No.9903373]

>>9903208
It's OK, anon. The nice relaxing drag of smoke to warm you up and make you feel good anytime you want isn't that big of a deal. It's not like that bold, full flavored taste and comforting infusion of nicotine that lingers on after you're done like a gentle blanket of reassuring pleasure is a necessary part of living, you can easily go the rest of your life without it, cold showers and willpower probably work just as well.

[Anonymous No.9903478]

Any other cigar smokers here? It's the patrician choice. I will have some nat Sherman Havana ovals or a bowl from my chacom on occasion but cigars are my go to. Pic related my humidor right now

[Anonymous No.9903484]

>>9903478
Nah I wont fuck my teeth and gums up that bad

[Anonymous No.9903503]

>>9903478
Is that a monte #2?

>>9903484
Yeah I used to have a humidor and smoke those things. Was a lot of fun but had to give it up because objectively it's really gross. Picture still made me drool a little

[Anonymous No.9903513]

>>9903484
That's what I've heard but the guys at my cigar club have been smoking for 40+ years and have normal teeth (I know anecdotal evidence)
>>9903503 and yes, the right partition is the Cubans I have, not easy to get as an amerimutt but if you know the right people

[Anonymous No.9903617]

>>9903478

[Anonymous No.9903668]

>>9903478
Cigars are the reddit of smokeables

[Anonymous No.9903689]

>>9903617
cigars aren't great, and yes, I have had cubans, monticristos, maccinudos, other spic shit I cannot spell... Phillies chocolate pretty much beat them all.

[Anonymous No.9903737]

>>9903668
That would be vapes, and even if they were why should I care if a bunch of faggots like the same thing as me?

[Anonymous No.9904058]

>>9897155
pls be a cute canadian girl

[Anonymous No.9904068]

>>9903737
so you can share with them at your gay dance clubs

[Anonymous No.9904662]

>>9885661
My nigger

[Anonymous No.9904701]

>>9884810
Lucky strike red

[Anonymous No.9904704]

>>9884810

[Anonymous No.9904740]

If I feel comfortable spending a lot of money on a pack of cigarettes, I'll usually get Gold American Spirits. If not that then I won't buy cigarettes.

But really, this is where it's at. Vaping is a hassle and tobacco is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9905697]

>>9886118
Go buy a juul starter kit. It comes with a few pods and should run you about $50 but i've seen ones in 7/11 go for $30 without the 4pk of pods (at least here in NJ). They say each pod has the same amount of nicotine per pack of smokes and they come in 4pk for a about $15. It's not meant for taking huge rips and blowing clouds. You hit it like you would take a drag from a cigarette and inhaling actually feels close to smoking.

[Anonymous No.9905819]

>>9884810
always hand-roll from loose tobacco

[Anonymous No.9905827]

>>9884810
I have a calabash, and smoke harsh as fuck Hal O' the Wind english tobacco out of it... not in public though. Big ass Sherlock Holmes pipe is sorta ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.9905830]

>>9887563
>and they don't regenerate
so what, I can always make more, it's just garlic, oil and egg

[Anonymous No.9906820]

>>9887564
so what are papierosy then?

[Anonymous No.9906826]

>>9885794

No hiss.

[Anonymous No.9907143]

>>9899021
Yeah I'll try those if I do another order somewhere One of the packs I got had this picture, totally worth it

[Anonymous No.9907147]

>>9907143