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Have you ever made ham from scratch?

How did you do it?

Was it good?

>> No.9878935

pack it in a ton of salt and hang where it is out of the sun and weather, but can catch a dry breeze.

>> No.9879050

I think the hardest part about making a ham from scratch is taking it out of the can and putting it in the microwave.

>> No.9879058

>>9878916
Meat cannot be made from scratch.

>> No.9879075
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>>9879058
Then how are you here?

>> No.9879082

I spent eons in the dark, toiling while countless civilizations crumbled and fell

I worked tirelessly in dimensions across time and space in ways your consciousness would be nay able to comphrehend

Fear what I and my brethren are capable of spawning before you

F̥̗̝̯̱e̛͕̣̦a͘r ̭̫̯̗̞͕ͅf͙͖͍̩̣̫̱l͔̠͍̪ẹ̝̙̪̙s̳̦̭̜͚͍h̤̮̝̯̥ ̥̀m͚͕̙͟a͙͡ḑ̬̮̯̜̥e̱̬͚͈̭͙͢ ͍̼͍̺o̰̼f̴̻͓̖ ̸͖s̬̫̖̼̺çr̭͙̝͚a͢t̷̤̹͕͈c̷̗h̛̖

>> No.9879083
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>>9879075
Is anyone really here?

>> No.9879100

>>9879083
How Cab Meat Be Real If Our Mouths Aren't Real

>> No.9879109

>>9879083

I know I'm not, that's for damn sure.
I'm also not right outside your door.

>> No.9879112

>>9879082
Thank you, dark one.

>> No.9879118

>>9879109
>checks outside of door
>no one
Put on sexy pants for no reason, motherfucker. How dare you.

>> No.9879140

>>9879118

Oh, I wasn't there. You definitely saw me.

>> No.9879280

>>9879140
>>9879118
Can I get in on your joke. I was totally not there too. I have sexy pants too and big dak for vagen

>> No.9881028

>>9879118
>>9879140
>>9879280
reddit strikes again

>> No.9881038
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>>9881028
>m-muh everything I don't like is reddit and /pol/ shitnanigans

>> No.9881050

>>9879050
>not leaving it in the can to microwave it

>> No.9881054

>>9881038
noone mentioned pool

>> No.9881138

>>9881038
Cringey humor is pretty popular on reddit m8

>> No.9881152

>>9881038
The reddit witch-hunt is kinda annoying, but the /pol/ faggotry is every present ever since the 2016 election. I remember some guy starting a thread here about "best food from X state" and he was from California. Didn't even make it passed the first post with retards derailing it with shit like "hurrrr commiefornia"

>> No.9881397

>making ham from scratch
Well, you have to raise a pig to make ham from scratch. That's about it

>> No.9881426

I've made Chef John's hamlets a few times if that counts.
They're delicious.
https://youtu.be/ukJivXwaMcU

>> No.9881460

>>9881152
It was then the hordes started overrunning these lands, but the first glimpses of the cancer were in 2014. Those in the know should know why that year in particular.

>> No.9881549

>>9881138
>cringey

Keep digging that fucking hole.