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The GOATName ONE drink better than 4loko, YOU CAN'T4loko The Official Drink of /ck/
Stop sperging
>>9878169No, im loco for loko
>>9878160>ONE drink better>Charlie Sheen eating fucked up taco bell and washing it down with prune juice mixed alcohol>gets high and winds up getting gigabeast fucked up the ass multiple packs of niggers>he then takes an endless fiery, liquid spray semen shit into a glassLike fucking magic. Infinitely better than 4loko.
>>98781604 cans of the blue one and my liquid shit the next day was blue. never again
Nigger
>>98781604loko is what imagined the inside of a battery tasted like when i was a kid. so, rancid and metallic.
GOD TIER: strawberry lemonadeOK TIER: sour apple, goldSHIT TIER: every single other flavor
Last time I drank one of these I woke up with the worst headache of my entire life. I didn't even feel hungover or sick, just a terrible pounding headache. I'm too old for that shit, I can't drink them anymore. I used to like the watermelon flavor best.
>>9879472WrongGod tier : fruit punch, black cherry, and grapeOK tier : strawberry lemonadeShit tier: the rest
>>9878160>4lokoFaggot Try a real drink
>>9879452huh
>>9878160this MF dont know nothing about them GOLD SLUGGS nibba
>>9879456green, actually. blue food coloring makes our shit green.
>>9879482sometimes getting older is ok.
I remember the original 4loko. Damn those got me drunk fast. Lol at all of the faggots that had heartattacks.
>>9880247
>>9878160I enjoy bisexual porn, preferably MMF
>>9879456pussy ass nigger
>>9878160that's 24 locos right there
>>9879467That's a good way to describe any "energy drink" desu.I was so mad when my workplace started stocking Monster energy drinks in place of Starbucks doubleshots. It didn't even make sense from an economic standpoint, they were constantly selling out back when they had the Starbucks drinks and now they've had the same unpicked Monster cans sitting there for the past three months. Maybe the guy who supplies the vending machines didn't want to have to make so many trips or something.
>>9880316>Lol at all of the faggots that had heartattacks.Do people unironically believe they're immune to heart attacks because of how tough they are?I'm going to call this the Charlie Sheen fallacy. He thought he was tough and immune to health problems too and then he got HIV.
>nu-four loko
>>9879681>grape>anything other than shit
>>9878160this shit sucks, its malt liquor (shit) with like 60grams of sugar in it (shit) along with a canned taste (shit) and a ton of other artificial bull(shit) in it. that's four shits. 4x shittiness.
>>9879452I read that 3 times. Still have no idea what you posted.
>>9881859A-anon, can you read English?