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9875523 No.9875523 [Reply] [Original]

How closely related are crawdads to lobsters?

>> No.9875588

>>9875523
they are cousins

>> No.9875607

>>9875523
pretty close

>> No.9875628

>>9875588
I fuck my cousins

>> No.9875631

>>9875628
haha no you dont youre just trying to be cool on 4chan

>> No.9875641
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9875641

>>9875523
Love taking the tail off of those eating the meat (but not the head meat I’m no savage)

>> No.9875817

>>9875523
they're also related to insects faggot.

enjoy your sea roach meal

>> No.9875825

>>9875523
I'm no expert, but probably about as close as a wasp is to a bee?

>> No.9875840
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9875840

>>9875523
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryococelus_australis

the tree lobster.. they named this fucking bug a lobster because it has similar characteristics to a lobster and vice versa. youre eating bug like things. disgusting fucking animals. you motherfuckers like to put insects in your fucking mouth

kill yourself faggot

>> No.9875860

>>9875840
>correlation equals causation
You're a fucking retard my friend

>> No.9875874

>>9875840
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_beetle
>monkeys are also bugs

>> No.9875903

>>9875860
did you learn those big words in school today you fucking faggot?

no need to bring in you new learnt words big boy

>> No.9875908

>>9875631
I can't believe I spend time on a mongolean fish monger forum where fucking your cousin makes you popular. That being said I totally fucked my cousin.

>> No.9875918

>>9875903
Oh no, you're retarded

>> No.9875919
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9875919

>>9875588
Also, cousins to insects. Compound eyes,many legs, and tgeir skeletons are on the outside. Ocean insects with no wings. Bon Appetite!

>> No.9875927

>>9875874
thing is the monkey beetle and monkeys look nothing alike. the tree lobster and lobsters have striking similarities in anatomy.

keep justifying your sea roach eating habits faggot

>> No.9875934

>>9875918
how precious

>> No.9876034

>>9875840
>>9875874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewfish
>jews are also fish

>> No.9876154

>>9875817
>>9875919
These kind of retarded posts make me really wonder if I'm reading the opinions of pathetic manchildren who never grew up or whether this is a Russian psy-op to make Americans into pussies.

If it makes you uncomfortable that seafood looks like bugs, then don't eat it. But stop fucking bitching about it regardless.

>> No.9876159

>>9875927

>striking similarities

No claws
Only 6 legs
Only two feelers
Proportions of head, thorax and abdomen completely different

I think the brainless who named this obvious looking insect a lobster is because it has red and shines thick exoskeleton. The similarities are really superficial.

>> No.9876388

>>9876154
I always figured it was europoors that can't afford stuff like shrimp or lobster and are so mad about it that they obsess over taxonomy

>> No.9876397

>>9875817
Lobsters/crayfish/crabs are pure deliciousness; the flavour is just off the charts amazing. It’s weird there’s apparently no insect that tastes like that, or similarly good, because it’d presumably me a mainstream food flavouring.

>> No.9876601

They're decapods.

>> No.9876614
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9876614

>crawdads

>> No.9876824

>>9875817
>>9875840
>it's this dumb motherfucker again

>> No.9876839

>>9875840
>they named this fucking bug a lobster because it has similar characteristics
They also named the pineapple that way because it looked like a fucking pinecone, or "the apple of a pine tree".
Does that mean pineapples are now related to pinecones?