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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:12:23 2017 No.9868582 [Reply] [Original]

>patrician tier
Marble
>boomer tier
Granite, quartz
>poorfag tier
Tile
>pleb tier
Laminate

What surfaces do you prepare your food on /ck/? Anything less than marble and I won’t be eating it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:13:51 2017 No.9868588 >>9868582 Paper plates you pretentious shitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:17:59 2017 No.9868597 >>9868582 I use a well-worn plastic food mat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:19:11 2017 No.9868600 >>9868582 >Anything less than marble and I won’t be eating it. what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:19:25 2017 No.9868601 >>9868597 What are you, some kind of ape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:22:37 2017 No.9868607 File: 23 KB, 700x426, flexible-cutting-board-no-logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868601 call me when marble counter tops are flexible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:23:40 2017 No.9868609 >>9868607 >he said while slathering the peanut butter onto his jelly sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:27:13 2017 No.9868614 >>9868582 Enjoy your stained and chipped counters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:28:46 2017 No.9868620 >>9868582 >What surfaces do you prepare your food on /ck/? Wood, you tremendous la-la homo man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:34:19 2017 No.9868633 File: 336 KB, 1125x844, IMG_8368-1125x844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868609 >quipped the caveman who still prepares all his dinosaur meat on top of rocks

>>	G8rH8r Thu Dec 21 10:45:51 2017 No.9868656 File: 32 KB, 299x299, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868582 stainless steel rolling island. when I'm done can just whip the top down with antibacterial whips. You may not like it but this is the ideal kitchen surface

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:56:55 2017 No.9868677 >>9868582 I have a $5000 cold table from a resturant I worked at in my loft, what am I, OP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:58:02 2017 No.9868682 >>9868582 you forgot elder god tier: wooden counter tops with integrated cutting board

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:58:40 2017 No.9868686 >>9868582 Wood you daft cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:03:26 2017 No.9868694 >>9868677 Edgelord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:05:31 2017 No.9868701 >>9868582 Plastic cutting boards for raw meats a wooden one for veggies or cooked meats. Wtf is wrong with you? You don't prepare food on the actual counters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:06:25 2017 No.9868705 File: 236 KB, 1375x1080, 1513799161831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] paper plates

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:07:00 2017 No.9868707 >>9868677 A fagot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:07:52 2017 No.9868708 >laminate is pleb tier hey gimme a break I just bought this house...I replaced the electric cooktop with a gas range yesterday so we're making progress marble does look fucking rad though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:08:18 2017 No.9868709 >all that bread jesus how fat are you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:09:51 2017 No.9868712 >>9868582 >God tier Wood

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:13:20 2017 No.9868719 >>9868582 What about marble tile?

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:15:28 2017 No.9868724

>>9868656
Stainless steel sucks as a surface for (some) pastry and bread work. It gets scuffed and actually stains things with steel powder, even after an intensive wipe down. So you can't use a bench knife on it. It's also still a little bit reactive with acidic ingredients that have a lot of contract with the surface, you can taste it. It's great for many things, but it's not even close to ideal for some of the things I make.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:17:03 2017 No.9868730 >pleb: laminate >poorfag: Formica >degenerate: tile >acceptable: marble, granite >you fucked up: quartz, wood >elder god: stainless steel

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:18:46 2017 No.9868732
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>>9868582
Why would anyone want their cabinet doors to open up into a shelf space like this. Are they fucking retarded? Also look at how huge those fucking bread sticks are!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:22:08 2017 No.9868742 File: 55 KB, 526x352, 1482366038434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868732 Why do people put champagne in a bucket of ice why not use the fucking fridge

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:24:27 2017 No.9868751 >>9868732 it's really poorly designed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:24:54 2017 No.9868752 >>9868582 If you don't have Carrara's marble you're a poorfag t- roman

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:27:45 2017 No.9868758 >>9868751 Buying a kitchen like this would blow my entire life savings, I would literally kill myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:31:49 2017 No.9868771 >>9868758 that's nice dear

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:31:53 2017 No.9868772 Obsidian, rusty iron from the slaughterhause, glass and mud.

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:33:19 2017 No.9868775

>>9868732
I don't think anything about that kitchen is designed to be functional. It's supposed to look nice and it almost disguises the fact that food is prepared there. My mother remodeled her kitchen to be similar to that. Where you can't see a single kitchen appliance or food product until you open a cabinet. It's actually terrible to work in imo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:34:31 2017 No.9868780 >>9868758 >poorfag defected Not everybody works at Taco Bell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:37:36 2017 No.9868788 >>9868775 why you don't let females design anything they will just bury everything in cabinets

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:39:46 2017 No.9868796 File: 70 KB, 800x650, garage-storage-ideas-lowes-9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868788 Might as well start building kitchens in garages, not like men these days even use the tools anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:42:36 2017 No.9868806 >>9868796 Speak for yourself. I just built a dollhouse for my wife's son.

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 12:07:49 2017 No.9868899

>>9868582
Marble looks nice and it's great for certain patisserie type tasks but it's shit for a lot of things.
>fragile AND expensive
>stains
>not heat resistant- putting hot things directly on it will fuck it up
>needs repeated treatings/sealings

Stainless steel is the true god tier inless all you do is pastry. Sturdy, heat resistant, easy to clean and sanitize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 12:13:14 2017 No.9868917 >>9868899 You forgot >looks Soviet tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:52:16 2017 No.9870350 >>9868899 I do pastry and use citrus fruits so went with granite. I always wanted to make pro chocolates and temper on a slab of granite/marble and now i can :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:53:42 2017 No.9870355 >>9868582 Granite reporting in

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:58:21 2017 No.9870372 Stainless steel + Pine/Oak everything else is top tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 20:01:58 2017 No.9870382 >>9868582 I prepare my food on my dingus, so I’m sure you’ll be having seconds

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 21:22:24 2017 No.9870658 File: 172 KB, 576x432, 82dbccee-e955-4596-a694-0d2203f12df6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he puts food directly on the counter

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 21:35:55 2017 No.9870699 >>9868732 I think those sort of shelves are where you keep toasters and shit, it's really annoying and impractical unless you want to hide your appliances

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:06:09 2017 No.9870795 >>9868582 where's butcher block on your list?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:07:37 2017 No.9870800 >>9868732 >bread sticks so are bread sticks really just tiny french bread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:11:40 2017 No.9870815 >Outer space tier preparing food on zero gravity so it doesn't touch any surfaces

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:13:18 2017 No.9870820 >>9868742 Try moving your fridge to your in floor hot tub when you have a lady over for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:13:42 2017 No.9870821 >>9868582 no the future is bamboo, thanks to flw. the next level is concrete. granite is now and not gonna last. marble is old school and may make a comeback, but it wont last long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:45:50 2017 No.9871612 >>9868582 Wood with clear coat on top

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:51:00 2017 No.9871625 >>9868582 I love the pussies that think because granite is marginally radioactive (And so is fuckin' EVERYTHING!) people went on a granite purge inside homes. Because ZOMG CANCER!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:58:12 2017 No.9871633 >>9868732 expensive kitchen decor is for looks, not function

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:13:12 2017 No.9871653 >chef tier Steel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:14:22 2017 No.9871655 >>9871612 yeah, what tier is butcherblock counters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:23:08 2017 No.9871668 >>9871655 IDK im too drunk to think about that shit I guess butcher block counters are cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:25:30 2017 No.9871672 File: 19 KB, 251x251, IMG_0112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868633 Oh shit

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