/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9868185]

>pleb
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced straight across
>normie
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced diagonally
>subhuman
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced straight down
>patrician
Realises grilled cheese should be sliced at a 23 degree angle horizontally

[Anonymous No.9868190]

Why aren't you just picking it up and eating it regularly?

[Anonymous No.9868244]

>>9868190

Because I'm not a fucking animal you subhuman piece of garbage.

[Anonymous No.9868246]

>>9868185
>amerimutt thinks grilled cheese is worth eating at all
Kys, nigger.

[Anonymous No.9868249]

Op, is this so you have a more substantial first dip in some tomato soup? Because if so, I'd subscribe to your newsletter.

[Anonymous No.9868325]

>>9868244
It clearly states in the OP that the subhuman slices it straight down.
Therefore, Anon who just picks it up and eats the thing without any pretentious fucking about cannot, by your own rules be a subhuman since that role is already filled.

[Anonymous No.9868340]

>>9868325

>implying I'm OP

He's a fag too

[Anonymous No.9868413]

>(now melts!)

[Anonymous No.9868456]

>>9868246
this

[Anonymous No.9868521]

>>9868185
>cutting your sarnies perpendicular to the board instead of on a bias

lmao this pleb

[Anonymous No.9868537]

>>9868185
>only cutting it once
Heh, weak.

[Anonymous No.9868548]

>leaving the crust on

[Anonymous No.9868556]

>>9868548
>i eat like a 4 year old

[Anonymous No.9868568]

>>9868548
is that old gregg?

[Anonymous No.9868574]

>*ding ding*
>here Amerimutt! Dinner time!
>come get your grilled cheese
>come on boy!

[Anonymous No.9868575]

>>9868246
la creatura...

[Anonymous No.9868669]

>>9868185
You should slice it while holding the knife at an angle (rather than the blade being vertical). That way it looks like there's more filling in the money shot.

[Anonymous No.9868763]

[Anonymous No.9868783]

bro as if you would waste that many kbs on a picture of a cheese sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9868795]

>Not getting Mommy to cut it into delicious bitesize quarters for you.

[Anonymous No.9868834]

>>9868325
>fucking about
So cute when "people" from the UK pretend they aren't subhumans.

[Anonymous No.9868862]

>>9868246
>Europoors always brag about their 567 different types of luxary 'cultural' cheeses
>Amerimutts decide to use said cheese and Europoors chimp out
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHEESE IS GREASY AND DISGUSTING! ONLY NONWHITE MUTTS EAT CHEESE! CHEESE IS ONLY MENT TO BE RUBBED ON YOUR BALLS AND EATEN WITH WINE!
Really makes you think...

[Anonymous No.9868876]

4 triangles only

[Anonymous No.9868893]

>>9868876
This

[Anonymous No.9868907]

>>9868876

> small enough to pick up with one hand
> abundant amount of corners
> the illusion of eating more

4 triangles is simply the smart man's choice.

[Anonymous No.9868925]

>>9868907
>has so little self control / money he has to fool himself into thinking he’s eating more

[Anonymous No.9868932]

>>9868185
Grilled cheese is the only sandwich I cut diagonally.
Every other sandwich I cut straight across, except for a restaurant burger which I don't eat the top bun and eat the rest with a knife and fork.

[Anonymous No.9868953]

>>9868932
WHAT

[Anonymous No.9869020]

>>9868953
>>9868932
This is acceptable if anon lives in a meme state where they commonly serve burgers with buns the size of a bread bowl

[Anonymous No.9869427]

>>9869020
That looks good as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9869800]

>edible recipes

im tired of smoking pot and id rather just eat it

[Anonymous No.9869852]

Alright, you fucks. Why is it considered "subhuman" or abnormal to cut your sandwich vertically? On what fucking planet is cutting it horizontally acceptable while a vertical cut that produces two symmetrical prices is unacceptable?

[Anonymous No.9869857]

>not slicing laterally through the cheese and leaving the bread untouched

[Anonymous No.9869860]

>>9869852

[Anonymous No.9869903]

>garlic mayo instead of butter
>nice thick bread slices
>tasty cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese
>thin slices of red onion and tomato

Show me a better grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.9869905]

>>9869860
I'm drunk and I don't understand this reply. I just want to understand bread.

[Anonymous No.9869910]

>>9869903
>red onion and tomato
>in a grilled cheese
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.9869929]

>>9869910
Pleb. I'll be here enjoying a superior grilled cheese experience

[Anonymous No.9869945]

>>9869929
It's not even a grilled cheese, it's just a gross veggie melt.

[Anonymous No.9869991]

>>9869945
This desu

[Anonymous No.9870013]

>>9869945
>veggie melt
>only has onion

[Anonymous No.9870018]

>>9868185
>Not eating grilled cheese with fried spaghetti potatoes, grilled onions, and jalapenos inside

[Anonymous No.9870039]

>>9870013
Tomato is treated as a vegetable, for culinary purposes.

[Anonymous No.9870053]

Salsa is the only acceptable condiment on a grilled cheese, you fucking savages.

[Anonymous No.9870141]

>make grilled cheese sandwich
>separate both breads
or
>separate both breads
>bend both bread slices and get two smol grilled cheese sandwiches

[Anonymous No.9870265]

>>9870053
Uuurrgh look at that limp, soggy fucking grilled cheese. Awful.
Who lightly toasts the bread before assembling the sandwich so as to avoid limp debacles like pic? I do. AND I put onion and a mayo/mustard mixture on one slice and butter on the other. I care not what you say.

[Anonymous No.9870356]

>>9868862
What the fuck you on about, you cheese in a can having, supersizing, chicken tendies eating, scooter riding, sidewalk waddling cunt?

[Anonymous No.9870819]

>>9868185
It would be better if you also beveled it.

[Anonymous No.9870882]

>>9868185
Not cutting it into 8 pieces and deep frying it in crushed chocolate rice krispies. Fuggin' queer.

[Anonymous No.9870895]

>>9870141
>smol
Leave.

[Anonymous No.9870917]

>>9869903
>mayo on anything, especially a grilled cheese

stop this madness

[Anonymous No.9870922]

>>9870018
>putting all that effort into a literal nothingburger

This better be bait

[Anonymous No.9870939]

>>9870922
That is considered "effort"?

[Anonymous No.9870954]

>>9870917
Mayo instead of butter is the ultimate patrician test. Mayo will change your life