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This is probably our second-to-last general of 2017, boys. Let's make these last two count.S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9866514WEW man. soon we'll be S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8.Also!For anyone who likes to /sip and drive/!>>>/o/18387881
Friendly reminder everyone.Don't be a /S I P G O Y/
>>9866538>I would never sip>you guys can't get me to sip>srsly guys>don't even try>I'm never sipping>hey guys>guys I would never sip>srsly guysMethinks the nonsipper doth protest too much.
>>9866538>2003+14>being a redbully
>>9866514I am deeply confused. What is this thread?
>>9866514pic related is pretty choice
>>9866538Hello, please see >>9866548 and >>9866551Best,Charlie
>>9866558The dopest thread on the chins babe. Sick cunts only. Have a sip and see what it's all about.S I P B O Y S
>>9866558>>9866571S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9866571>>9866577Thanks. I think.
>>9866558WOKE NIGGA WOKE
>>9866591just saved this image
>>9866558Mostly SpongeBob, Simpsons and seinfeld, and other dead memes with cans of monster shopped into them for viral marketing purposes.
>>9866601get lost redbully
>>9866599Well, you are having your sips
>>9866610indeed i am brother
>>9866599Absolute fucking madman. I'm writing a letter to the mods.
>>9866618they won't do shit they're afraid of me
>>9866601Dead meme guy!
>>9866628They sure are dead memes, I agree
>>9866648>memes>deadOnly if they go to Reddit, baneposting proves that
>7 posters>24 repliesThis is getting pretty pathetic
>>9866668Yeah, a medium-sized group of people have a conversation. Fuckin cringe man.
>>9866680most sipboys are sleeping getting ready for that early first sip of the day
>>9866680sorry that was meant for >>9866668
>>9866682Not me mate, unemployed and don't really care anymoreS I P B O Y S
It's my last day of work this year today, I'm gonna celebrate with an Ultra Sunrise.
>>9866744ayyy cheers. mine is tomorrow:DD!
>>9866668These threads autosage with 110 to 180 unique posters at least once per week. It’s not the sips but your salty tears that sustain us, nonsipper.S I P B O Y S
>>9866577Wait why l theanine
>>9867120Cuts caffeine jitters. Try 200mg before your next sip. h/t the fine folks over on /fit/
>>9866787S I P B O Y S
Its 12:43 AM here on the East Coast and I just cracked open a Zero Ultra™ because tomorrow is the first day of my Christmas vacation. I'm looking forward to a straight 2 weeks of frosty sippin. Givin the general longevity of weekly SIP generals, this will be the thread that sees us through Christmas. Merry Chrismas SIPBOYS!!!
>>9867550>frosty sippinMerry Christmas!
>so tired yesterday, fell asleep at 10pm>woke up today at 1.30am>Hold tight, drink a sip at breakfast at 8am>now at work>feeling amazing, thank you sip!S I P B O Y S
>>9867550I;ve been off this entire month so far. I'm starting to forget things like basic hygiene
Not a sip strictly speaking but I saw one of these locally and want to trywhat is it like
>>9868099It's fantastic, I highly recommend it!
>>9866551S I P B O I S 2010'9+6'1
>>9868567alright assholes, just bought a monster energy red because of these fucking shit threads. i tried the white one the other day and it absolutely sucked.
I love Mountain Dew Kickstarter Black Cherry, those S I P S are great when I first get to work.Then on my days off I like the Watermelon Kickstarters.NEVER GIVE UP THE S I P B O Y SYOU EITHER S I P UPOR SHUT UP
>>9866514Fuck off you useless retard.
>>9868919>white absolutely suckedOK I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now. Noggin is very much a-joggin my man. I have to ask: did you drink it with your mouth? Or did you pour it into your ear like “ew this doesn’t taste good at all haha fucking shills got me again lol”? Honestly cannot crack this case bro because white sips are literally the pinnacle of mankind’s greatest gustatory delights. Let me know how it goes with the red though (try to pour the liquid—the stuff inside the can—onto your tongue and down, if that makes sense). Good luck out there!
>>9868975no i poured it down my asshole you retard
>>9868945Hey can I get your supervisor’s number? I don’t think that’s the sort of language that red bull would like to be known for.
which sip do i get tomorrow ladsmy gf made me quit coffee but i need the caffeine
>>9869079How did you figure?
>>9869190Fuckin hacked ya buddy. You been hacked.
Why is it called sips?I get you sip it, but you sip all liquids. I'm genuinely confused.
>>9869435Because having a special name is what gives it MEME status, silly!
>>9869435It's an abbreviation of the six sweetest words to a sip boy's ears>that first sip of the day
To whoever was asking about Lewis Hamilton edition monster in the last threadTried it on the way to work I didn't want the sugar but I was curious Very aesthetic can but it tastes exactly like red bull in my opinion. If that's to your taste then cool it might be more caffeine and better price/ml but I drink sips because I hate redbull soNot good
>>9866514Red Bull is better, honestly
>>9869511Red bull tastes like shit but it might be better than the Lewis Hamilton one since it just tastes like a red bull Rip off. A lot of energy drinks taste similar I guessReal sips are better than red bull by a long way though
Can you guys stop forcing your faggotry on other boards, thanks>>9866537
>be me>S I PWhat did you do today anon?
>>9869714energy drinks have no purpose on automotive board just because you include "drive" into the post, expect a 30 day break from posting if you're the one creating those threads
>>9869719>30 day break from postingwew lad. 3 days max. Usually just 1.t. banned four times last year on /fit/ before retarded mods finally got the joke
>>9869719>eNeRgY dRiNkS hAvE nO pUrPoSe On AuToMoTiVe BoArD
>>9869753Am I wrong? Why does it belong? You have a shitty general here to ciclejerk
>>9869757Can show of your dashboards and /sip/ holders
>>9869757Buddy are you telling me you don't sip when you drive? Because I'm about to tell you that you're missing out on the driving experience of your heckin life.
>>9869796Energy drinks are disgusting. Grow a pair, you don't need it
>>9869796These taste like shit
Got a few /sips/ on sale today, I know they are not white monster tier but hey gotta budget atm
Just fritz kola for me
which sip do i get tomorrow lads
>>9869915Not a Redbull, Maybe a Monster ultra zero
>>9869915Y E L L O W
Red bull tastes like pearls
>>9870025I was always thought it tasted like Roses.
Got a case of the orange ultra zero sips in my fridge but I've got the flu and strep, them precious sips gotta wait. Give me strength sip Bros.
>>9869658Red Bull is the best tasting energy drink. Prove me wrong.
>>9870588I work for a Red Bull distributor and can have as many as I want out of repack for freeI go outta my way to get sips because Red Bull tastes like garbage
>>9870597Sounds like you have shit taste
>>9870606Keep paying my salary ye of horrible taste
>>9870611Holy shit I know we like to throw “BTFO” around but jesus
>>9870611B T F O B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9870565Best to save them until you're well. Don't want to miss any of that crisp orange flavor.
>>9870611>11I'll sip to that
>>9869915White and make sure it's I C E C O L D
>>9870866>I C E C O L D
>>9871288>nonsippers can’t meme
>>9870588just try ultra citron, there's your proof
anyone tried this?it's not ultra but its sugar and calorie freeis it a sip?
>>9871772this is my fav non sugar flavour...............tastes the least non-sugary
damn there's a lot of faggots on /ck/
alright, im the guy who told yall i bought red monster because you faggots got me intrested.CARBONATEDPLASTIC.it tastes like carbonated fucking plastic, thats what it tastes like, thats what it is.
>that first /sip/ of the day
>>9871772is gud sip
>>9871288You realize that in that scene Otto becomes one of them, right? Are you saying you're a S I P B O Y now?
>>9872450Yes! That is what I'm saying my fellow sip boy! I am one of you now! I once was lost but now I sip!S I P B O Y S 4 E V E R
Beaver Buzz tastes like nectar from the Gods. I implore you to order some online, you won't regret it. Saskatoon Berry and Citrus are my favourites.
>>9872498Odd, I ordered some yesterday on Amazon.
>>9872551You're in for a treat. The stuff isn't always easy to find, even here in Canada. It makes all other energy drinks taste sub par if you ask me.
>>9872564I bought the OG original and its supposed to be here on the 27th cannot wait to rep Canadian energy drinks in the US.
>>9872591Nice, I forgot the black can is also really good.
>>9872450holy shit you're a retard
Never had a red sips
>>9872482Is it supposed to look like Trump is grabbing Clinton's dick? Seen this at least four times now
>>9873051No? He's just hugging him or patting his arms or whatever. They're pals. Do you always look for homoerotic subtext?
Ordered 24 Ultra Sunrise sips from Amazon because of these threads.Congratulations to whoever thought of this shill tactic in Monster offices.Fucking MKSipultra...
>>9873051It's called a western grip handshake
>>9872482>those tiny handsWhat a chode, lol!
R O L L F O R S I P S
What the actual fuck is this thread what is a sipboy and why is this the graphic design board
>>9874047Rolling for green tea rehab
>>9874081>graphic design boardWhat was meant by this
>>9874047Rolling for my 2 fo 4
>>9874047rolling for peach
>>9866514It’s been a long day, but better late than never for the first sip o’ the day.
>>9874689Lol epic posting to r/4chan rn fampai:)
>>9874081>graphic design board
>>9874689>that late first sip of the daySometimes the day just gets away from you
>when you S I P
What's the point of these threads?
>>9873345Why would you buy so many of not even the best sips
>>9875609Because Orange is the Best Color?Because I already have Ultra White Sips in my store and no Oranges?
>>9873630Is that... is that what they're calling it?
>>9875913yellow is the best
>>9875764I NEED MONSTERI WANT SOME MONSTER
>>9875208sip boy lifestyle
>>9874136He does have a point.This is a cooking board.Please share some recipes that use sips as an ingredient. Alternatively post tricks to take your sipping experience to the next level.
>>9876688I think you might be more interested in some tricks to take your autism to a behavioral therapist.
>>9876709fuck off shill
>tfw when 2 for 2 €How can americlaps compete?
>>9876709Kekked out loud
>>9877219>2 euros is only 2.73 USDoofta when did that happen?
>>9877219HOLY SHIT where you live anon
>>9876688>>9876833Stop wasting dubs asshole
>>9877731when european countries decided that muzzies and niggers were going to be their future.
>>9878216>when european countries decided that muzzies and niggers were going to be their future./pol/shill pls. That's been going on since the 1600's.
>>9878482Nope, nice blackwash tho
>>9878202Kill yourself asswipe
i think i just found heaven on earth lads.
>>9879168Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>9866514Never understood this meme. Whenever you buy an energy drink, you just slam it down and get to work. Maybe a little vodka in there as well. Why would you sip off a can of sugar?
>>9879188>sip>can of sugarlurk more, newfriend.
>>9879192I've been around before you dipshits started posting /sip/threads, and it was alien then. Buncha faggots if ya ask me.
>>9866514its called penultimate dummyquick unrelated question.>are turkey legs a thing anywhere? like at the supermarket can you just pick up a turkey leg?I just dont get why thats not a staple anywhere for bbqs or whatever. Was wondering if there was a region that actually did carry turkey legs in supermarkets.
>>9879168What the fuck man where WHERE
>>9879221>he gets excited about artificially flavored, artificially sweetened liquid cancer
>>9879224>ackshually it's stevia/aspartame/sweet n' low/faggot powdernobody cares, it's a sweet caffeine drink in a can.
>>9879277It tastes sweet. Because it's artificially sweetened.Fucking retarded sipcuck.
>>9879289don't bother, he's an idiot.
>>9879229>nobody caresOh sweetie
>>9879289Spending a lot of time in the sip thread for someone with zero interest in ever drinking gay retarded energy drinks, eh?
Just got Zero Ultra, Beetus, and Ultra Red.Merry Christmas Sipboys!
>>9880200Merry Christmas! Enjoy that Ultra Red
>>9880200Beceлa Кoлeдa, миндил
>me without sip>now family dinner>i need sip>me crieshelp ma s i p b o y s
>>9880915>be me>visiting family for christmas>only brought enough sips for the drive>getting desperate>drowsy>low energy>B vitamin levels not 200% dv>no taurine, ginseng, or l-carnitine>no patented energy blend in sight>deathiscoming.wav>mom comes home>says she has an early christmas gift for me>ayo hol up>whatsthis.tiff>pic related
>>9880973The warmth of the family, the cold, crisp refreshment of the sips
T R A F F I C S U C K S L O L
Look at this shit. Fuckin /fit/ man. I’ve never seen anything this good.
/r/ing any kind of Christmas themed sip images. I need me some holiday cheer.
>>9881640Are the dogs running away from the sip thread or trying to get to the sip thread?¿
>>9881657They're running a hecking blinding fast to join their fellow sippups
>>9881657Very very fast running TOWARD the sip thread that they have spotted
>>9881640All I know of is the home alone stuff
>>9881640Feelin kinda lazy atm, someone do sipping santa
>>9883069good shit, merry christmas
>>9883069You're a good person
>>9883204S I P B O Y S
Why only Monster? there are like 4 billion different energy drinks out there.
Starbucks double shot energy Mexican mocha... it beats everything.
>>9883243Who the fuck are you?
>>9883248While I agree that Mexican Mocha Double shot is a tasty beverage, it doesn't give you the B vitamins and other essential nutrients that Ultra Zero provides without all the calories and sugarIt's nice to have once in a while but should definitely not be your go to>330 calories a canThats almost the same calories as a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl
any love for black sips?
>>9883335unliked and unsubscribed.
>>9883266I am a fighter, run miles in thigh deep water, and crush hot gash. No worries coach.
>>9883336Haha! Simply epic post, good sir! I kek'd XD
>>9883345please refer to >>9866564
>>9866514For all the car loving /sipboys/>>>/o/18407178
>>9883345I love when someone gets mildly BTFO'd and then draws additional attention to his humiliation by pulling the XD shit out of nowhere
>>9883364You're a faggot for doing this
>>9883364It was fun while it lasted. Sip threads come and go bro, but you know we stayS I P B O Y S
>>9883485Why don't you fuck off back to /fit/ faggotOr better yet, take it to /r/monsterenergy
what u smoke while u sipfor me its a nice salem menthol
These threads have gotten too cancerous. This used to be a fun meme, but now it seems a small group of autists are too invested in the whole thing, as exemplified by crossboardshitposting and sperging out "redbully". You're poisoning the water supply with your cringeworthy circlejerk over memes.
>>9884009Nice try redbully
>>9884009You seem upset. Have a sip my man!
>>9866514For those whomns't like to /sip and drive/>>>/o/18409042
>>9885304>announcing a reportGreat work dude. You are clearly familiar with the rules.
>>9885136Mods keep deleting your threads, maybe you should stop being a faggot and stop making threads on /o/
>>9874047rolling for God
>>9883485for sure my bro. i see this as a righteous mission. one day /o/ will see the light. S I P B O Y S
>>9885136Another one down, eat shit you faggots!
>>9885684this would be a lot easier if you redbullies just made your own threads
>>9885693I don't drink energy filth, stay here and stop making threads on automotive board you morons
>>9885697what's wrong with /sip and drive/ threads?that's like telling someone to stop posting /ovg/ threads because they belong on /v/
>>9885716The head mod of /o/ is a known redbull shill
>>9866514Funfact vsauce Michael here is a certified SIP BOI confirmed in the episode where Adam savage reviews his desk
>>9885723S I P B O Y S-Funny scientists with popular YouTube channelsredbullies-low IQ brainlets with anger issues (see >>9885684)
>>9885720This is true. Many people are saying this.
>>9885731S I P B O Y S
>>9885720BIG IF TRUE
Friend reminder that that first sip of the morning is an excellent cure for that post Christmas day hang over. Merry Christmas S I P B O Y S.
>>9883646>>9887934cringestop posting, crystal child
Well since no one was on the thread I created.... I had a QT ultra zero /sip/ I rather like like them.
>>9887952>cringeFor every snowflake out there that needs a safe space, there is a SIPBOY.S I P B O Y S E N D O F 2 0 1 7
>>9887957I’ve seen those while checking QTs for Bang. Might grab one next time.
>>9887966>Would like to know more
i find it weird that a promotional flavor for some XMen movie has been brought back into supermarkets with the licencing removed, i didn't realise they could discern if there were a high demand for such a thing
Buy generic and SAVE
>>9874047Why is green tea banned
>>9889236>Take a small sipTHEY KNOW
tfw you wake up from two hours sleep and you start seeing faces in the paisley pattern on the sip can.
>>9866514>main origin of this meme appears to be white monster ultra and not ultra sunrise which is vastly superiorAlso they don't sell monster import where I live, shit sucks. That stuff is like liquid sugar heaven and practically makes you high.
>>9889382It’s not exactly banned. There was a lawsuit in California that never went to trial, but I think they settled and voluntarily discontinued it. It’s not clear whether the suit would have been frivolous. I think maybe it wasn’t selling well anyway, so they offered to discontinue it as part of the settlement. That stuff is sealed, so we can only guess.https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/lawsuit-news/2910-monster-rehab-energy-drink-class-action-lawsuit/
>>9889625(The claim on which the suit was based looks ridiculous to me, by the way. The ingredient in question, ECGC, is naturally occurring in green tea and actually sold as a supplement like theanine. I think the problem might have been inadequate labeling re the nutrient content. I didn’t read the full complaint, t b h. It’s also worth noting that the suit was filed back when Four Loko was getting fucked over with its own ridiculous lawsuit, so I think some lawyers smelled $$$ and started trolling for clients to sue monster for something.)t. lawfag
Energy drinks are fucking rancid.
>>9889696So's your mom's puss puss by I still jam that on a daily basis
Lol Sip boi
>>9866514why the hell do these threads exist? why does this S I P B O Y S thing exit? what is wrong with you?
>>9866558marketing execs larping as "fellow kids" to try to sell sugar
D A N G E RAN GERSips may go up in price because California is fucking retarded.BPA is used in the production of the epoxy layer found inside all of aluminum cans. During the curing process, all of the BPA is baked away- scientists cannot detect any even down to parts per billion in the cured epoxy layer.California doesn't care because even a small amount of BPA is bad for pregnant mothers (never-mind the fact that drinking sips while pregnant is fucking stupid anyway)What this means is that everyone is basically going to have to switch to a new epoxy liner to meet this regulation- the cans are more expensive. Nobody has really decided who will eat this cost. (consumers, owners of the companies, or producers)We are talking an extra 500k-1m per small/med plant per year in costs.
>>9890187>290 calories>$2.59+>90% creme and sugar >shit caffeine content>no vitamins>wasting bandwidth on this trashlol
>>9877219>>9878030like a mile from my house, goml. its also chilled somewhat.
>>9890633wong image whoops,
>>9890582>Nobody has really decided who will eat this costYeah I wonder who it’ll be.
>>9890691They genuinely do not want to pass the cost on to the consumer to much, I heard monster is actively fighting California but are losing. It'll likely be spread around and we wont see nice deals anymore. 3 for 5, etc, until the end vendor needs to clear product.The best part is nobody has tested long term storage of this new epoxy, and what it does after the suggested expiry date.
> tfw dated alot in highschool..Who else here / import/ boi?
I'm starting to believe it's only one retard ITT that continues to bump and samefag this cancerous General
>>9892196I’m starting to believe you don’t know what the numbers at the bottom of the thread mean.
>>9892206People like you that bump dead threads continuously use multiple devices to avoid detection from being the autist you are
SIP MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
>>9892213Yeah I’m now posting from one of 100+ other devices in this “””dead thread.””” You cracked the code. You should sage/repot and then let us know when you’ve done so.
>>9892228Sorry sweetie, I only wrap my lips around thick 6" cans, go fulfill you're fetish on >>>/LGBT/
>>9892461>being this newLurk moar
>>9892471>being a retard whose damage control sucks.No, you.
>>9892454Well linked, dipshit.
>>9892196>being this much in denial
>>9892461The newness is strong in this one. Nothin personnel kid
>>9892478Hey it's the guy who posts this image and frequently uses the word "Retard." (just like that--retard, period). Like right here: >>9892461. That's him This guy cannot resist posting in a sip thread. LOVES a good sip thread. He can't get enough. You think he's gone and then he's back for more. Wouldn't be a sip thread without him. Don't ever change, guy.
>>9892629Could you be a bigger cock sucker?:)
Who has that pacha meme where hes wearing a hoodie and holding a S I P can
If you don’t mind the question, why is the specific sugar-free monster the standard choice in here?t. curious non-sipper
>>9892663I do, duh.>>9892715Came from /fit/, which is super calorie-conscious. It’s a preworkout drink. Caffeine enhances weightlifting performance. This particular energy drink tastes really really good, and some anons happened to feel extra shitpost-y one day, so it turned into a ridiculously long running meme.
>>9892849Have a good day my man
>>9892629Calm down, soyboy.No one is going to confiscate your sippy soda fizzy pop here.
>>9883335>black Monster>not Zero UltraBeware SIPBOYS!We’re being infiltrated by non-sippers.Keep the faith, stay true to the only genuine sip!
>>9892663>memeRetarded as fuck
>>9892983Did you intend to respond to some other post? Are you a nonnative speaker? How does what you said make any sense in response to the post you were responding to? Is this what will happen to me if i drink Red Bull?
>>9892849Interesting. Think I’ll stick to coffee myself.
Just got a two for four. Sipping the night away boys.
>posters: 121>replies: 283Can you 2-3 faggots that keep bumping this shit thread just let it die already. fuck off back to /fit/.
>>9893400What the fuck does math have to do with it, idiot?
>>9893382The most popular “legitimate” general on this board, al/ck/, is currently at 188/58. /sip/ is currently at 285/121. We usually autosage around 310/150. Please tell us more retarded shit about our “““forced meme”””” in our “““dying thread.”””
>>9893411Check it bro. 183 posts divided by 121 unique posters means the average poster has posted approximately 1.5 times. This figure is inconsistent with your contention that “2-3 faggots” are responsible for this thread’s ongoing existence. Hey, wow. Math. Fuckin mindblowing.
>>9893430doesn't apply here, fucking idiot.
>>9893411>>9893435Gotta wonder how someone this retarded manages to operate a computer.
>>9893435What the fuck, please tell me this is b8
>being too poor to chug red bullssippoors btfo
>>9893458Red bull is bad tasting though aside from summer edition >>9893435Hide the thread and go away, retard
>>9893411Take a good look, nonsippers. This is you.
im about to have a peach rehab.
>>9893563>sip boy detected
LETS END THIS CURRENT /SG/ ON A GOOD NOTES I P B O Y SIPBOYS
>>9893742S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>her fingers dance over the LED keyboard>after hours of work, she's into the mainframe>she rewards herself with a S I P of her energy drink>only the third one today, she's cutting back you know
>>9894022Her fingers dance across the keyboard, the light of the LCD screen underscoring her smirk. Each line of code is a triumph building toward terminal velocity. She dances around firewalls and rewards herself with sips of her third energy drink tonight. She’s trying to cut down and four is her concession. She’s no brute force thug or clickjacker, and in the short order of a few days, she’s finally managed to get inside. With one last click, she carefully taps the [Enter] button and send the words that will either make her, or break her… ‘Hello, Rainbow Six.’
Kevin, get off /ck/
>>9894448Kevin you’re such a disease
>>9893328Oh look, babby got himself two sippy sodas.Cute.
>>9894705You know Kevin, you’re what the French call “les incompétents.”
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHINIT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKINI MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
>>9895956Then you should have one anon. I’m having one too.
>>9896048Shotgun them both and post pics, soyboy.
>>9896057WHOA WOW 280MG OF CAFFEINE WHOA>dyel detected
>>9896057>soyboyMight consider avoiding this term if you’re going to publicly announce that you’re unfamiliar with the caffeine levels of preworkout
>>9896100I'm very aware, soyboy and my pre workout is hell of a lot more powerful than your sippy soda.
>>9896105>actually using preworkoutW H O AHOA
>>9896105>my preworkout involves injecting steroids and taking speed, not some wimpass caffeine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GINghTBVz5cN E W S I PR E V I E W
>>9896396C H R I S T M A S B L O W O U T
>>9896396i love this guy
now cocacola owned monster D:
NEW GENERAL - HAPPY NEW YEARS EDITIONGet in.>>9897648>>9897648>>9897648>>9897648>>9897648