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9862364 No.9862364 [Reply] [Original]

>order food
>It comes on a shovel

>> No.9862370
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>> No.9862384
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That'll be $50 plus tip

>> No.9862391
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Nothing like going to the pub and having a nice refreshing glass of Mac n cheese.

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>> No.9862574

>>9862364
Its so americans can eat their breakfast in one bite

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>>9862403
Nice

>> No.9862580

>>9862398
That's kinda cool, in all honesty.

"Bro! Roll those chips over here!"

>> No.9862586

/r/wewantplates

>> No.9862593
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>> No.9862605
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this one is my favorite

>> No.9862607

>>9862593

Okay this one is sort of endearing

>> No.9862609

>>9862574
I kekked

>> No.9862641

What kind of hip, soyboy restaurants are these?

>> No.9862674

>>9862574
You're a daft cunt aren't ya, mate. Its clearly a full English and even has BBC at the top of the picture.

>> No.9862731

>>9862384
>that dirty fuckin brush

>> No.9862736

>>9862577
That face, lol.

>> No.9862738

>>9862605
jigsaw opens a restaurant

>> No.9862754

Is anyone a dishwasher or a server at a restaurant that does this shit?
Must get so many people rage quit after washing one too many shovels or tennis rackets.

>> No.9862770

>>9862674
probably some hipster joint in brooklyn doing their take on it.

>> No.9862792
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>>9862574
Upboated LOL

>> No.9862807

>>9862792
That's a canadian though

>> No.9862837

>>9862413
>I'll have the soup!

>> No.9862842

>>9862807
Cool story bro

>> No.9862843

>order food
>cum on a shovel
Gotta love farm-to-fork.

>> No.9862855

>>9862577
>that attire while at a "high dining" experience

This is on a cruise ship isn't it

>> No.9862866

>>9862837
Fuck that's funny 10/10

>> No.9863041

>>9862364
Is it a commemorative shovel? do you get to keep it?

>> No.9863076

>>9862364
>tries to appeal to some postmodern view of working class, by handing you food in a shovel.
>is obviously in some hip part of London where no one works a sweat.
>most likely an overcharged, subpar, breakfast that doesn't even pass as "mums cooking".

Fuck trendy people and how they bait people into absurd mediocrity.

>> No.9863085

>>9862605
Is this what they ate during the haulocaust?

>> No.9863567

>>9862370
Is that ice, glass or gelatin?

>> No.9863585

>>9862593
>World's Best Scotch Egg

Not served like that it isn't.

>> No.9863586

>>9862364
>The food is on a shovel
>The shovel is on a plate

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Can someone explain to me what goes through the minds of these people?

I know that there are crazy people out there but these people managed to start a restauraunt which is not a cheap or easy task so they have to be somewhat functional.

>> No.9863621

>>9863586
>The plate is on a tray
>The tray is on a table

>> No.9863653

>>9862364
If the restaurant is expensive, fancy and hipster enough to serve breakfast on a shovel, then why is it served in a plastic McDonalds tray?

>> No.9863658

>>9863617
this image is hilarious and I'm completely ok with it

>> No.9863659

>>9863621
you're boring

>> No.9863685

>>9863653
>expensive
>fancy
>served on a shovel

You were right with "hipster" though.

>> No.9864347

>>9862605
What is it? No seriously. What is it? Is that a bed of rice? What is stuck on the barb wire? Meatballs with gravy?

>> No.9864352

>>9863621
>And it's turtles, all the way down.

>> No.9864377

>>9862403
>how much bread would you like?
>about a chair's worth

>> No.9864379

>>9863567
It's a shoe. Probably different types of clothing fabrics and rubber.

>> No.9864386

>>9862605
What does this atrocity represent?

>> No.9864393

>>9864386
my heart on 9/11

>> No.9864417

>>9862855
it's also clearly not "high dining" but more of "a total joke"

>> No.9864538

>>9863617
>howtolurethemouse.jpg

>> No.9864583

>>9863076
It's actually in Scotland, hilariously.

http://www.ticket-hall.com/

Funny to me since that method of serving does scream "London yuppie bullshit"

>> No.9864610

>>9864583
Shit sorry, Isle of Man.

>> No.9864625

>>9862574
>american pretends to be yuro

>> No.9864697

>>9862770
Fireman's breakfast at The Ticket Hall restaurant on the Isle of Man.

>> No.9864710

>>9862580
>bro
Are you some sort of cunt?

>> No.9865239

>>9862577
>I'll have the chairy tomatoes

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>>9862364
Pretty bad

>>9862384
pretty bad

>>9862391
meh that's just a tall bowl, not that bad

>>9862398
they're just chips so who cares

>>9862403
this is perfectly fine

>>9862577
what the fuck

>>9862593
the scotch egg looks amazing so this is acceptable

>>9862605
see image

>>9863617
what even is this? goop on a moustrap? is it caviar?

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>>9862364
Reminds me the pic related

>> No.9865301

>>9863085
knowing some etymology will help you spell correctly
holocaust means "entirely burnt"
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/holo-

>> No.9865310

remember the last time this guy posted this thread with the same pictures in the same order, at least there are a couple new ones I think

>> No.9865343

>>9863617
The trap is unprimed so there's no danger here.

>> No.9866107

>>9863685
You know that about restaurant pretentious enough to do this shit yet stay in business is probably charging $25 plus tip for it

>> No.9866118
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Order a burger, they stab it with a knife on a chopping board and put your chips in a basket.

>> No.9866136

>>9862364
It's so you can lob that shite straight back in the waiters face

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>>9866136

>> No.9866912

>>9866118
bacon on that seems pretty under cooked. the basket is fine though. keeps the fries crispy

>> No.9866942

>>9862413
These people are so condescending even when giving an apology in print

>> No.9867258

>>9862391
if I wanted to eat a depression meal without silverware, I would have stayed at home and saved the money, thank u

>> No.9867302

>THEY DONT LIKE THINGS THE WAY I LIKE THEM
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
animals.

>> No.9867364

>>9864386
probably saw one of those pictures where a deer or a guy accidentally castrated themselves trying to climb over a barbedwire fence by a fence

>> No.9867467

>>9862364
Do you get to keep the shovel, because Id like the shovel. I wonder if theres sign at the door that says please leave the shovel, or dont garbage the shovel.

>> No.9867915

>>9862593

This is actually hilarious

>> No.9868287

>>9866912
Dude. Those are tomatoes.

>> No.9868307

>have idea for restaurant
>it's called "the Mutt"
>food is served on the backs of live dogs
>the diners are locked in small cells and must coax the dogs to come towards them so they can grab the food
>purposefully ignore the diners so they when they're finished or bored they eventually get more food

>> No.9868323

>>9864379
is it that stuff they make rawhide treats for dogs with?

>> No.9868329

>>9868287
I think they're fire roasted capsicums, there is some bacon on it above the lettuce.

>> No.9868409

>>9862364
Return it and ask to be served food on a plate.

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>>9865239

>> No.9868460

>>9868426
I want to kiss a girl that looks like this in real life

>> No.9868896

>>9864393
wtf is 9/11?

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>>9868460

>> No.9869052

>>9866118
Those are fries tho

>> No.9869090

>>9863617
They are hoping you will post a photo of your unique dining experience on Instagram and give them free advertising.

>> No.9869100

>>9868896
9 eggs / 11cups of milk a day

>> No.9869469

>>9866942
Buddy if you read "We apologize if this spoils your experience" and think "You condescending motherfucker" it's probably got more to do with your inferiority complex than anything else.

>> No.9869604

>>9866118

I've seen fries served like that before, it didn't come off as pretentious, but that's probably because the burger was on a plate and the entire thing was very transactional - that's just what they serve fries in, it wasn't the chef performing some art piece.

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>order food
>it comes on a slab of baked dirt

>> No.9869789

People aren't able make really good food anymore, so they have to make really dumb gimmicks instead to make people remember them.

>> No.9869878

>>9862364
Beans touching the toast.
Enjoy soggy toast I guess.

>> No.9871542

>>9869604
>the entire thing was very transactional
wat

>> No.9871561

>>9862364
How does shovel even balance like that? Even with the weight of the food, with a 3-4 foot wood handle it seems like it should tip over.

Does it have a long handle? Did they cut the shovel or something?

>> No.9871566

>>9871561
it has a short handle otherwise people would be running into shovel handles every breakfast

>> No.9871586

>>9871566
So it's like a shovel shaped plate? The shortest shovel I've seen is about 2 feet long, spade and it would tip over as well. It's what they use to shovel crap in sewers.

Now I'm insulted, if for some retarded reason you want to serve the food on a shovel at least use a real one.

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>order food
>It comes on a designated shitting toilet

>> No.9871610

>>9871595
Now that's taking the piss

>> No.9871642

>>9862593
congratulations! they did it!

>> No.9871790

>>9868307
AIDS restaurant/10

>> No.9871795

>>9862370
Man I love hushpuppies. I don't see anything for dipping though.

>> No.9871838

>>9862855
Yeah ye's a little overdressed to be eating a single strawberry off the ass rest of a chair. Diapers +bib would be more appropriate.

>> No.9871892

>>9862364
*slams down on the shovel handle, sending food flying*

>> No.9872205

>>9871542
I think he meant it had a transactionous qaulity

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>> No.9872444

>>9872229
Are you sure that's food?

>> No.9872582

>>9871595
>Yes, I'll have the poo in loo vindaloo with rice and baby wipes

>> No.9872824

>>9871595
I know you guys won't believe it but the food is actually really goddamn good at this place

>> No.9872927
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What about this one?

>> No.9873387

>>9872927
Quintessentially Indian

>> No.9874692

>>9866118
wouldnt that attract tons of bacteria over time?

>> No.9874709

>>9874692
You got aids or something? Bacteria is nothing to be scared of.

>> No.9875110

>>9871595
>it's curry
pottery

>> No.9875142

>>9872824
> it doesn't taste like shit
False advertising

>> No.9875150

>>9863617
You've finally got enough money to join "polite society" and you realize it's full of nouveau riche motherfuckers who just want to play with their food and act like huge manbabies.

>> No.9875160

>>9872229
>>9872444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYGyOSw6vRE

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>>9868896
National Side-Of-Beef Day

>> No.9876437

>>9871595
This is nippon not india you baka gaijn

>> No.9876468

reddit.com/r/wewantplates

yeah I posted a reddit link fucking sue me

>> No.9877457

>>9862398
Cute

>> No.9877472

>>9862754
>washing balls of barbed wire

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>>9863076
>tries to appeal to some postmodern view of working class, by handing you food in a shovel.
It's a themed breakfast for trainfags from a restaurant in a station, at at least one person points this out every time this thread gets recycled
>>is obviously in some hip part of London where no one works a sweat.
Isle of Man

>> No.9878786

>>9871595
Japans obsession with poop seriously concerns me.

>> No.9878790

>>9876468
>>>/r/eddit
I don't know why the fuck reddit links are just outright banned, nobody wants them here.

>> No.9878842

>>9878790
I unironically love reddit and I am happy that someone posted a link to a sub which not only has more and better content than this thread, also is sortable on a variety of metrics.

>> No.9879963

>>9863567
Perhaps acrylic or plastic.
I doubt it's gelatin since it's too clear, glass is not possible because it is too opaque

>> No.9879967

>>>9863076
>muh working class appropriation
KYS
>>9864583
>>9878782
#rekt

>> No.9879968

>>9862593
Fuck me that egg looks delicious
That coating looks bad though as well as the meat

>> No.9879970

>>9862605
>tfw when you ordered canape and get a saw's deathtrap

>> No.9879974

>>9878786
>taiwan/hongkong is japan now
Amerimutts edukashun

>> No.9879983

>>9876437
It's taiwan you fuck

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>>9879983
Taiwan doesn't make anime so I don't care about it.

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Listen fellas, if you don't drink your coffee out of a test tube, don't even FUCKING talk to me.

>> No.9880714

>>9880025
That's a deconstructed Americano dumbass

>> No.9880912

>>9880714
except now the shot is dead and the water is cold

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>>9862364
>food served on a shovel
>shovel served on a plate
Wat

>> No.9881327

>>9862364
>Go to a place that serves food the way you don't like
>Get mad when the food is served in a way you don't like
Truly a fine work of tragedy.

>> No.9881351

>>9862364
It's almost like its a novelty dish served in a converted railway station isn't it?