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>> No.9860712

>>9860707
I've seen Tom Greens house on cribs

>> No.9860883

anyone excited for the new bionicles for christmas
fuck ye
bionicles

>> No.9860898
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>> No.9861008
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>> No.9861034
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>> No.9861050

>>9861008
I would love to go to Alinea at some point.

>> No.9861355

>>9861008
once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip

>> No.9861562
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>> No.9861584

>>9861034
>liberal thanksgiving

>> No.9861603
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9861603

>>9861034
Eat her by the pussy.

>> No.9861608

>>9861355
>he doesn't want to relax and play with his food while he has an after-dinner cocktail with friends
confirmed for no imagination, no creativity, and an inability to cut loose and have a good time

>> No.9861614

>>9861562
look at the rapture on her face
she's so fucking wasted

>> No.9861632

>>9861608
>he doesn't want to play with his food
Yeah, I don't have the mentality of a toddler, so I'll go ahead and pass on that. I'm sure you and your dipshit millennial friends would have a blast with that, though.

>> No.9861642

>>9861034
For what purpose?

>> No.9861648

>>9861642
>>9861603

>> No.9861671
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>> No.9861678

>>9861671
>doublebrappucinno
>the average tumblrina's breakfast

>> No.9861686

>>9861562
women were a mistake

>> No.9861689
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>> No.9861702
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>> No.9861707

>>9861008
this is cute but it seems like a really unsatisfying dessert. i hate that line/puddle of sauce shit so much

>> No.9861712
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>>9861707
The nickelodeon splat trend that came after the smear trend isn't much better.

>> No.9861715
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>> No.9861716

>>9861562
I was at a GWAR concert once and watched a man and woman eating nachos that had been dropped on the floor of the venue

>> No.9861725

>>9861689
What the fuck? Is that salt or sugar?

>> No.9861728

>>9861632
>have a blast
having fun is the point. you can be a normal, functioning adult and still be able to embrace being childish when it's appropriate. see: this dessert presentation
learn to cut loose my dude

>> No.9861735
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9861735

>>9861671
>mfw people who talk about being addicted to coffee are usually referring to these nasty ass caffeinated milkshakes

>> No.9861744

>>9861355
if you're not paying of course you're not tipping, you fucking retard

>> No.9861747

>>9861725
huh, guessing sugar because apparently bruleeing eggs is a thing that i was not aware of until right now

>> No.9861752

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the same 50 gifs again!

>> No.9861765
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>> No.9861769

>>9861689
Is that the asian dude from Video Game High School? I unironically fucking love that cheesy ass show.

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>> No.9861808

>>9861715
the fuckin'

>> No.9861834

>>9861008
If I wanted to make my own dessert I'd stay home.

>> No.9861838
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9861838

>>9860707
>tfw I live 20 minutes away from this plant
>tfw the fucking smell on "blood days" where they mass slaughter the pigs and it stinks up the whole damn town

>> No.9861846

>>9861786
What did he even do wrong with this one?

>> No.9861855

>>9861846
the waffle maker is one the wrong side

>> No.9861860

>>9861752
Then make some new ones, you fucking faggot.

>> No.9861865

>>9861855
no, you are wrong. Thing is meant to be flipped. it is just a shit product and Jack is retarded.

>> No.9861869
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>>9861562
I love the LIRR

>> No.9861873

>>9861855
Did you mean upside down? Because this advert claims that's a feature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rxg6NKt9xs

>> No.9861876

>>9861873
Not the guy you're replying to but
>shit device
>shit cook
This was the natural result

>> No.9861878

>>9861873
Sorry, wrong one. I only watched the first few seconds because I can't stand that woman's voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPWwSILOVY

>> No.9861879

>>9861855
dumb ass

>> No.9861880

>>9860707
what's the black stripe?

>> No.9861886

>>9861846

Used black powder instead of flour

>> No.9861888

>>9861838
Oh, and it gets better. The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers and the occaisonal meth.

Do not buy from John Morrell

>> No.9861900

>>9861888
I guess you'd rather those people be on welfare?
Or did you want the job?

>> No.9861926

>>9861888
>The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers
Who the fuck cares? At least they're working, you faggot. Jesus, I hate unnecessary bigotry.

>> No.9861959

>>9861562
That young lady might be inebriated.

>> No.9861986

>>9861926
>>9861900
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.9861989

>>9861986
Oh fuck off.

>> No.9861993

>>9861959
Nah, just drunk

>> No.9861995

>>9861900
1 - they are imported just to be there cheap
2 - they suck at what they do

>>9861926
This is very necessary, faggot. People in the real world who have to work with droves of these illiterate niggers know better than to do business with them unless absolutely necessary. I'm not buying food that has literal shit in it, and neither should you.

>> No.9861998

>>9861989
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.9862004

>>9861888
>I only want my pig trough slop cut by the pure white race who ironically won't do that job.
>guess I'll have tuh butcher my own food.
>which end of the knife do you hold, I get confused?

>> No.9862017

>>9861008
how the dick am I supposed to eat that

>> No.9862027

>>9861562
>>9861869
first thought
>holy shit I've been wasted on a train that looks just like that
Montauk Saint Paddys day is a shit show

>> No.9862063

>>9861786
>cooks the food from above and below
>flips it for some reason anyways.

There's nothing he can't fuck up

>> No.9862163

>>9861998
Great post, retard.

>> No.9862500
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>>9861765
Fuck you you goddamn little shit

>> No.9862545

>>9861689
What is this from?

>> No.9862562

>>9862545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNS-cCkGx2g

>> No.9862564

>>9861735
I've met people who drank several pots of black coffee a day. But hey whatever helps you cope with your bias.

>> No.9862582

>>9862562
>Eggslut
wat

>> No.9862662

>>9861838
blood for the blood god

>> No.9862666

>>9862545
some teenager that shits up /ck/

>> No.9862689

>>9861355
No you wouldn't

>> No.9862716

>>9861715
mighty kek

>> No.9862742
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9862742

>>9862689
that's pasta. whenever that webm is posted, that pasta is too.

>> No.9862752
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>>9862063
the products instructions tell you to flip it, the top doesn't connect with the food at the same time the bottom does.

>> No.9862784

>>9862742
dumb spoonfeeder

>> No.9862787

>>9862752
I have no words for this

>> No.9862793

>>9862752
That is the grossest food I have ever seen. What's it supposed to be? Fish? What's the source video?

>> No.9862830

>>9861995
if you are working alongside them maybe you are the illiterate nigger anon

>> No.9862915

>>9861712

I watched a documentary about the guy who does this.

Seems like a genuinely good dude.

>> No.9862938

>>9861689
fuck thats the best egg consistency. not one of those runny shit

>> No.9862950

>>9862752
what the heck is that

>> No.9862999

>>9861786
>>9861789
What Im confused about is, why does he let these parts of the videos where he fails, leak onto youtube? Doesnt he find this damaging or does he really not have any self awareness?

>> No.9863030

>>9862999
Jack turns mistakes into miracles get the fuck off my board.

>> No.9863042
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>>9863030
Daily reminder that webm threads are now the exclusive domain of LA Beast. Jack cucks can see yourselves out.

>> No.9863056

>>9861355
Yeah, you said that last time this was posted

>> No.9863068
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>>9863042
Sorry snookums but this is Ja/ck/ territory

>> No.9863072

>>9862752
Dude. what the fuck is even going on here!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, is he just trolling for views or what?

>> No.9863074
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>>9863068
hold on now, I'm sure he's got one more webm of that thing to post

>> No.9863082
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>>9863072
What do you think?

>> No.9863084

>>9863042
this is ja/ck/s world. We're all just living in it

>> No.9863090

>>9861562
white women are the black people of white people

>> No.9863094
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9863094

>>9863084
Too true, brother

>> No.9863095

>>9863068
>uses his tongue as some prehistoric grabber

dear god

>> No.9863101
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>>9863095
This is simply Ja/ck/'s perfect way to eat pizza... and pussy

>> No.9863107

>>9863094
Why would anyone buy a knife like that?

>> No.9863111

>>9861786
>not the invisibility potion edit

>> No.9863112

>>9861355
except for you have to buy a ticket to even eat there, retard

>> No.9863131
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>> No.9863154

>>9863131
>planned_parenthood.webm

>> No.9863169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBLUYObxt58

>> No.9863187

>>9861562
Strong Island represent

>> No.9863197
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>>9862582
Some hip cafe that focuses on dishes where eggs are the main ingredient.

https://youtu.be/ZnwrF4heqeU

>> No.9863242
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>>9861786
>jack didn't die in a cooking related steam explosion

thats it, i'm through with this lame ass timeline. time to kill myself and hit reset

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>> No.9863266
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>>9863242
his day will come my dude

>> No.9863337
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>> No.9863349

>>9863337
Whats with mexicans and their obsession over chips? Can't they make real food??

>> No.9863352

>>9861562
Women are trully the niggers of genders

>> No.9863387

>>9863249
>u-uhm... is this for me?
>t-thanks
>*blushes*

>> No.9863399

>>9863107
it's for cheese

don't know why you'd use it for chicken

>> No.9863404

>>9862999
/ck/ won't watch his videos if he doesn't fuck up

>> No.9863407

>>9862915
Yeah, he seems way too innocently cheerful to be such a high level chef.

>> No.9863408

>>9861008
Seen this shitty webm of these pleb ripoff merchant "chefs" like a few dozen times now and only just noticed the woman in the background is literally struggling to breathe.

>> No.9863416
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>>9863249
Slightly shorter version for more pixels.

>> No.9863418

>>9860712
Toppest kek.

>> No.9863422

>>9862999
Tinfoil hat conspiricists would tell you he does it on purpose to get views, but the dude is literally so dumb, naive and delusional that he thinks he's a good cook and he ironically leaves the mistakes in because he thinks of them like bloopers.

>> No.9863426

>>9863042
Nah /ck/ webm threads are always shit.
If you want actual food webms you have to go to /wsg/ but the jackfags dont know this yet.

>> No.9863435

>>9863426
because of your post someone will shitpost jack webms there, just saying.

>> No.9863438

>>9861880
rope to keep it together

>> No.9863481

>>9861715
You're only making it angrier!

>> No.9863494

>>9861632

>Specifically pays for a ticket to a place that serves no normal meals but does serve a food experience you won't get elsewhere

>Annoyed that he's getting a n experience instead of a normal meal

The absolute state of faggotry these years

>> No.9863498

>>9861786
Keeps on giving

>> No.9863505

>>9863101
>pussy

fuck. now i don't want any guy touching me ever again.

>> No.9863512

>>9860707
Why American sausages have black stripes??

>> No.9863514

>>9863512

>>9861880

>> No.9863517

>>9863514
doesn't seem like a rope.

>> No.9863518

>>9861008
Is this some American try hard fine dining?

>> No.9863526

>>9861770
This is comfy

>> No.9863532

>>9863512
So you don't eat the plastic covering

>> No.9863552

>>9861770
This is so bizarre.

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>>9861786

>> No.9863628

>>9863615
Timing could be better, but 8/10

>> No.9863697

>>9860712
fpbp

>> No.9863698

>>9863615
A shoe appears in the oven right at the end. You could edit that out pretty easily.

>> No.9863711
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>>9863505
>be me
>a grill

>> No.9863720

>>9861728
>>9863494
Sure, just remember to wash your hands after, junior. Don't wanna get chocolate on your star wars toys.

>> No.9863729

>>9861689
why do people use butane burners on food? like creme brulee. Do the retards that buy this shit like the taste of butane gas? I honestly dont get it, ruins the smell and taste of whatever you use it on.

>> No.9863734

>>9863416
a low center of gravity and sturdy base are ideal for maximum crushing and ripping strength

>> No.9863735
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>>9863090
got me good

>> No.9863743

>>9861777
You think your'e funny?

>> No.9863769

>>9860707
https://youtu.be/kRpCxSZavCQ

>> No.9863912

>>9863615
Why does he review all these shitty gadgets and dumb unitaskers?

>> No.9864102

>>9863517
>>9861880
It's to make the plastic casing easy to see so they can catch any that hasn't been removed properly.

>> No.9864166

>>9862915
The Chef's Table episode?

>> No.9864167

>>9863337
It's a buffet of chips. All in the open air. I hope these people realize that they are eating stale chips.

>> No.9864175

>>9862999
He considers himself an everyday man who is pretty good in the kitchen, so he leaves that shit in because he thinks those are the mistakes his viewers would make too, so he wants to show that making mistakes isn't that bad.

>> No.9864188

>>9863505
L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N

>> No.9864192

>>9861671
>I'm fat because healthy food is too expensive.

>> No.9864244
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>>9864192
Holy shit I stopped by a dunkiedonuts yesterday with a friend, two coffees was fucking 9 dollars!!!
9 dollars for a pumpkin spice for his wife and essentially a shake!
9 dollars! I offered to buy them a fucking chuck roast for dinner for the same price.

Fucking insane.

>> No.9864245

>>9863912
Because he's a trusted expert to millions of aspiring chefs.

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>> No.9864567

>>9861725
>>9861747
I think it's both salt and sugar.

>> No.9864572

>>9861008
assholes missed the plates

>> No.9864602

>>9860898
Why is he moving his head to his hand vs his hand to his head

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>>9864602
he always does >>9863101

>> No.9864632

>>9864544
Boiled pork chops and rice? Why? That must be the most tasteless, tough meat a human has ever prepared.

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9864639

>>9861715
kek stupid porch monkey

>> No.9864661

>>9863552
You build up pressure and release it all at once and the popcorns expand. I can't compare the taste/texture because they're very different, but these are much more convenient to eat because you don't get shit stuck in your teeth and there aren't any unpopped kernels.

>> No.9864678

>>9864661
Different in a good way or in a bad way?

>> No.9864754

>>9861900
>>9861926
>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGA
kill yourself

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>> No.9864764

>>9863505
>i have a "vagina"

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>> No.9864957

>>9864754
>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGA
Isn't that the opposite of redditfags?
Jesus Christ, I hated both Trump and Clinton in last year's election.
Not being a douchebag depending on someone's race isn't something to be made fun of.

>> No.9864965

>>9864957
enter
enter
enter

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9864967

Is this food?

>> No.9864975
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9864975

>>9864965
>this is all I can say because I am a MAGApede /pol/ user who has severe retardation

>> No.9864977

>>9864967
Is it worth your fetish to slowly murder your loved one?

>> No.9864978

>>9864977
>loving fat people

>> No.9864986

>>9864978
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.

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9864993

>>9864986
But that IS a beholder.

>> No.9864997

>>9861562
>LIRR
fucking long island, not even surprised

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>> No.9865008

>>9864993
And therein the beauty lies, amidst the folds of fat.

>> No.9865040

>>9863095

lmao

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9865050

>>9860898
that's hot

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9865057

>>9861562

>> No.9865169

>>9865005
this kills the crab

>> No.9865243

>>9863074
To be fair, Pepin does his omelettes that runny: the "classic French omelet". I'm going to give it a try at some point.

>> No.9865260

>>9865243
yeah he's definitely giving 3 time michelin star winning chef jacque pepin a run for his money with that pile of shit omelette made in a unitasker with a child-safe plastic spatula

>> No.9865272

>>9864678

Maybe it's just a gimmick

>> No.9865281

>>9865260
I didn't actually say he did a comparable (or even good) job, I'm just discussing the most obvious critcism: undercooking.

>> No.9865311
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>> No.9865339
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9865339

>>9863387

>> No.9865594

>>9864967
Is he making human foie gras?

>> No.9865605

>>9865594
Nope. That is a land whale and her dyslexic calf. No humans pictured.

>> No.9865623

>>9865594
It's called foreplay. They're trying to make a baby, provided he can find the right fold

>> No.9865633
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9865633

>>9861562
>>9861869
>>9862027
>yfw long islanders on /ck/

>> No.9865845

>>9861702
>bites from the middle out
the fat fuck cant even eat right

>> No.9865870

>>9861725
first salt then sugar
btw this is eggslut in LA

>> No.9865895

>>9865845
>he does not arbitrarily eat the way I do, what is his problem??

shouldn't you scurry back to tumblr before you are missed?

>> No.9865934

>>9861986
Nope.

You're the faggot here. And not in the good way.

>> No.9865936

>>9865934
Sorry faggot, you're not welcome here.

>> No.9865964

>>9865633
Each of those cops makes at least 100k...

Its not like they are doing shifts in Wyndanch thats fucking White-Trash-Mastic.

>> No.9865971

>>9861770
mmm I always love tasting street when I eat popped corn!

>> No.9866063

>>9865964
Jesus Christ you're dumb, both of those cops combined don't make more than 70k. If one is a sgt., maybe 75k.

>> No.9866078
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>>9865311
>pretending molten metal is lava

>> No.9866089

>>9863729
Go to bed hank

>> No.9866139
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9866139

>>9863101
>>9864611

>> No.9866147

>>9861715
I saw it coming, but was still shocked

>> No.9866166
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>> No.9866173
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>> No.9866177

>>9863249
And i give people who bite ice cream sandwiches so much shit.

I have some calls to Make

>> No.9866188
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>>9864993

>> No.9866195
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9866195

>>9860707
looks like heaven

>> No.9866226

>>9866173
Nice

>> No.9866323

>>9865936
Awww....

Do you think that you make the rules? You'd be cute if you weren't a mouth breathing dildo.

>> No.9866327

>>9866323
Look, it thinks it's smart

>> No.9866378

>>9864967
>steer bong

>> No.9866441

>>9863094
whats wrong with this besides the meme knife

>> No.9866460

>>9865964
No shit. Sister is getting married to one and her engagement ring is no fucking around.

>> No.9866471

>>9866063
Long Island cops (suffolk county, specifically) are the highest paid law enforcement in the country. Really weird that they earn so much given how little there is to do out here, compared to areas of the country with far more criminal activity.

>Police Officer salaries at Suffolk County Police can range from $112,981-$121,552.

>> No.9866475

Why not just call them jack threads, because thats what every webm thread devolves into

>> No.9866493

>>9866441
The very awkward bearclawing comes to mind.
I'm guessing he made this video shortly after the one where he had a "real chef" on his "show" demonstrating how where to put your fingers when cutting.
It's obviously, to us, the wrong knife for the job too, of course.

>> No.9866506

>>9863729
Butane has no smell. They add other chemicals to gas so you can smell leaks.

>> No.9866523
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, jack make food good.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9866523

>>9866475
based

>> No.9866530

>>9863169
Is that a girl or a boy because I want to take it on a date and fuck it

>> No.9866543

>>9866441
I just want him to take off that gaudy fucking ring when preparing food.

>> No.9866544

>>9863505
DONT HIT ON ME U SILLY BOIS!!

>> No.9866579

>>9862999

Jack's entire life is a string of fuck ups. Thus, a fuck up that is caught on film is just another day in the life of Jack.

>> No.9866697
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9866697

>>9860707

>> No.9866699

>>9865005
did he died?

>> No.9866714

>>9866697
I wanna throw up.

>> No.9866722

>>9866323
Please kys

>> No.9866729

>>9866699
No, crabs need to get a legcut every few months so they don't grow too long

>> No.9866731

>>9866729
Oh so they are like lizards? Cool!

>> No.9866732

>>9865311
>Looks nice. What's the purity of this copper?
>About 98%
>What?? What's the other 1.9%?
>... Steak.

>> No.9866736

>>9860707
THOTBOT5000

>> No.9866745

>>9861716
before or after the blood?
That'd be kinda metal to have gwar nachos.

>> No.9866748
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9866748

>>9866471
wow, quoting stats look at you, retard, look at you.
have some Jack to look at while trying to come up with some deflection. Hell try and make it if anyone can fuck up a dish half as badly as our boy jack you might be the guy.

>> No.9866799
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, Derishes Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9866799

>>9866748
>he said while making the worst attempt at deflection in all mouth-breather history
You know, a simple google search would have spared you from looking like such a dumbass.

>> No.9866826

>>9866748
Seriously what the fuck is that black shit

>> No.9866845

>>9866826
It looks like mushrooms.

>> No.9866846

>>9866748
>those dollar store plates
jack pls

>> No.9866847

>>9866826
onions cooked in balsamic vinegar

>> No.9866852

>>9866748
>all that celery
My ocd is not pleased.

>> No.9866910

>>9866846
your dollar store sells stoneware?
China is going to destroy us all

>> No.9866938

>>9866530
It's both mate.

>> No.9866946

>>9861671

Murica

>> No.9867012

>>9866799
The fuck, did she eat all the bones, too?

>> No.9867034

>>9867012
You don't?

>> No.9867036

>>9867034
>what you mean you don't swallow bones whole?
not everyone learned to eat from... your mother!!!

>> No.9867052

>>9862562
>alright now we have to cut these softboiled eggs in half
>I like to use this filthy strand of fishing line I keep lying around in the kitchen of this professional restaurant

I think that fat gook has some kind of learning disability

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>>9867052

>> No.9867083

>>9867052
They aren't even neatly cut. What's the point? Just use a knife.

>> No.9867133

>>9863090
Damm. I laughed out loud. This is gold. Under rated post!

>> No.9867148

>>9865311
I'm no expert, but wouldn't this make the steak highly toxic?

>> No.9867153

>>9866173
I love shokugeki no soma

>> No.9867156

>>9867148
it's basically like giving yourself a new type of cancer with each bite

>> No.9867158

>>9862999
ja/ck/ is lazy as fuck
this was probably his only attempt at doing whatever he was doing

>> No.9867173

>>9863094
he more tearing that meat, rather than cutting it

>> No.9867177

>>9863249
>>9863416
this guy is the public face of a Mormon propaganda campaign

>> No.9867183

>>9867148
Why would you think that?

>> No.9867245

>>9864967
Wtf show is this

>> No.9867252

>>9863197
I love those fags

>> No.9867331
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9867331

>>9861995
>they are imported just to be there cheap
How's that (((free))) market treatin' 'ya?

>> No.9867386

>>9864761
Cute

>> No.9867520

>>9863337
This reminds me of that video that starts with the old hispanic woman putting a ramen bowl upside down in a dtyrofoam to-go box and surrounding it with nacho cheese doritots before she proceeds to spend the next few minutes filling every inch of the container with all sorts of shit.

>> No.9867546
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>> No.9867634

>>9867546
K e eeee k

>> No.9867667
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>> No.9867674

>>9867667
Seems like an unsatisfying way to hunt. Unless it's strictly for business I guess

>> No.9867731
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9867731

>>9867520
The lord provides.

>> No.9867736

>>9867674
It's for genocide. There are too many of them, they reproduce too fast, and they ruin everything. They're one of the few animals where there are no limits on how or how many you can kill.

>> No.9867743

>>9867674
Hogs are hunted to be wiped out, not for sport.

>> No.9867752

>>9867674
you sound like a female child

>> No.9867967
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>> No.9867979

>>9861770
What, its just popcorn? wtf?

>> No.9868001

>>9866173
stephen chow is a god

>> No.9868017

>>9860712
I don't get it.

>> No.9868094

>>9864817
This is the worst Subbuteo line-up I've ever seen.

>> No.9868102

>>9866748
Remember to season your knife with thin celery slices before cutting any burger.

At least this one isn't bleeding.

>> No.9868104

>>9862999
It's his schtick. Like how steve1989mreinfo purposefully emphasizes himself saying Nice! It's why people keep watching. Those who don't realize this are autistic

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9868158

>>9866173
i was listening to the new daoko album and everything fitted so perfectly holy shit

>> No.9868189

>>9861671
hot

>> No.9868191

>>9862564
5 to 6 pots a day for me, black, no cream/sugar.

>> No.9868231

>>9864167
That's why they drown the stuff in sauce.

>> No.9868357

>>9867183
today anon learns what carcinogens are

>> No.9868362

>>9868017
I guess you've never seen freddy got fingered

>> No.9868396

>>9867967
why

>> No.9868470

>>9866748
what the fuck this isn't raw

>> No.9868599
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>> No.9868648

>>9863337
As much as this disgusts me I would probably at least try it once to satisfy my curiosity.

>> No.9868666

>>9861715

Oh sweet Jesus I lost hard

>> No.9869263
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9869263

>> No.9869293

Can someone please post the webm of the two wamen being excruciatingly inept at cooking and following safety procedures in the kitchen?

>> No.9869303

>>9863349
A lot of mexican dishes require fried tortillas. These dishes were created as a way to finish off leftover (stale and hard) fried tortillas, which is why the majority of them end up soaked in sauce. The unfortunate part is, the meme foods you see in these threads are bastardized versions while the real ones simply have a sauce of roasted jalapeno and serrano, onion, tomato, water, salt, and pepper all blended together and poured over old chips. You then put cheese and meat over everything and bake it for a bit -- it's supposed to be a little soggy but not dripping wet.

>> No.9869315

>>9866826
celery and balsamic vinegar. i've seen this vid on YT. he calls this a bloody mary burger

>> No.9869497

>>9867731
>ramen
>doritos
>chili powder
>lime juice
>beans?
>cheese
>sour cream
>hot sauce
>??? sauce
>nacho cheese sauce?
>more lime juice
>bean juice

wa la

>> No.9869686

>>9868094
Top kek well fucking played my son

>> No.9869689

>>9861765
I dont get it. Is this from dragon quest?

>> No.9869730
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9869730

>>9863131
>>9863131
>>9863131

>> No.9870209

>>9864817
What is this? A webm for PCs with darkvision?

>> No.9870301

>>9867731
Thank you anon. There's just something about watching this that makes me wish she started with a bigger container and just kept adding everything and anything for like a good 5 minutes. I have no idea why I enjoy people making ridiculous food items with over 10 visible ingredients.

>> No.9870427

>>9868599
JFCJIJS

>> No.9870483

>>9868396
To make senpai an extra special bento

>> No.9870507

>>9866799
why can't I get an asian chick to eat my cock this much

>> No.9870540

>>9863090

idk why i can't stop laughing at this

>> No.9870598

>>9864544
why does this exist and how can I go somewhere where it doesn't

>> No.9870616

>>9866166
>HIGH OCTANE SLOW-MO WING TOSSIN' ACTION!

>> No.9870710

>>9861689
Joji needed a side gig after his EP didn't do too great.

>> No.9870756

>>9870598
>He thinks he can escape Ja/ck/

You're already within his event horizon

>> No.9870762

>>9870756
anon please
im begging you

>> No.9870771
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9870771

>>9870762
Just accept his juicy embrace

>> No.9870777

>>9862752
uma delicia

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9870778

>>9870771
;-;

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9870781

>>9870762
Here you go

>> No.9870785

>>9870781
y-yes sir...

>> No.9870797
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9870797

>>9870785
Ja/ck/ is a master of cookery

>> No.9870856

What came first? Jack or the toy collector from toy story?

>> No.9870921
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9870921

>>9870856
kek

>> No.9870959

>>9868191
>9868191
yeah fucking right

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9870995

>>9867177
Why won't you spare a moment to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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>> No.9871568
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>> No.9871585

>>9870921
Tell me about Jack, why does he wear the mask

>> No.9871636

>>9866166
>sea salt
>/close

>> No.9871644

>>9865971
>popped corn

>> No.9871687
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9871687

>> No.9871843

>>9870771
>Those eyes
Ja/ck/ confirmed for Reptilian Overlord

>> No.9872103

>>9871687
I'd put up with his shitty food to have a crack at that qt daughter of his.

>> No.9872154

>>9868599
mackerel is the king of sushi and fish in general.
pleb salmoncucks and tunacucks will deny this

>> No.9872363
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9872363

>>9871687
>daughter

>>
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