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>> No.9860712

I've seen Tom Greens house on cribs

>> No.9860883

anyone excited for the new bionicles for christmas
fuck ye

>> No.9860898
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>> No.9861050

I would love to go to Alinea at some point.

>> No.9861355

once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip

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>> No.9861584

>liberal thanksgiving

>> No.9861603
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Eat her by the pussy.

>> No.9861608

>he doesn't want to relax and play with his food while he has an after-dinner cocktail with friends
confirmed for no imagination, no creativity, and an inability to cut loose and have a good time

>> No.9861614

look at the rapture on her face
she's so fucking wasted

>> No.9861632

>he doesn't want to play with his food
Yeah, I don't have the mentality of a toddler, so I'll go ahead and pass on that. I'm sure you and your dipshit millennial friends would have a blast with that, though.

>> No.9861642

For what purpose?

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>> No.9861678

>the average tumblrina's breakfast

>> No.9861686

women were a mistake

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>> No.9861707

this is cute but it seems like a really unsatisfying dessert. i hate that line/puddle of sauce shit so much

>> No.9861712
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The nickelodeon splat trend that came after the smear trend isn't much better.

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>> No.9861716

I was at a GWAR concert once and watched a man and woman eating nachos that had been dropped on the floor of the venue

>> No.9861725

What the fuck? Is that salt or sugar?

>> No.9861728

>have a blast
having fun is the point. you can be a normal, functioning adult and still be able to embrace being childish when it's appropriate. see: this dessert presentation
learn to cut loose my dude

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>mfw people who talk about being addicted to coffee are usually referring to these nasty ass caffeinated milkshakes

>> No.9861744

if you're not paying of course you're not tipping, you fucking retard

>> No.9861747

huh, guessing sugar because apparently bruleeing eggs is a thing that i was not aware of until right now

>> No.9861752

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the same 50 gifs again!

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>> No.9861769

Is that the asian dude from Video Game High School? I unironically fucking love that cheesy ass show.

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>> No.9861808

the fuckin'

>> No.9861834

If I wanted to make my own dessert I'd stay home.

>> No.9861838
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>tfw I live 20 minutes away from this plant
>tfw the fucking smell on "blood days" where they mass slaughter the pigs and it stinks up the whole damn town

>> No.9861846

What did he even do wrong with this one?

>> No.9861855

the waffle maker is one the wrong side

>> No.9861860

Then make some new ones, you fucking faggot.

>> No.9861865

no, you are wrong. Thing is meant to be flipped. it is just a shit product and Jack is retarded.

>> No.9861869
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I love the LIRR

>> No.9861873

Did you mean upside down? Because this advert claims that's a feature.

>> No.9861876

Not the guy you're replying to but
>shit device
>shit cook
This was the natural result

>> No.9861878

Sorry, wrong one. I only watched the first few seconds because I can't stand that woman's voice.

>> No.9861879

dumb ass

>> No.9861880

what's the black stripe?

>> No.9861886


Used black powder instead of flour

>> No.9861888

Oh, and it gets better. The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers and the occaisonal meth.

Do not buy from John Morrell

>> No.9861900

I guess you'd rather those people be on welfare?
Or did you want the job?

>> No.9861926

>The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers
Who the fuck cares? At least they're working, you faggot. Jesus, I hate unnecessary bigotry.

>> No.9861959

That young lady might be inebriated.

>> No.9861986


>> No.9861989

Oh fuck off.

>> No.9861993

Nah, just drunk

>> No.9861995

1 - they are imported just to be there cheap
2 - they suck at what they do

This is very necessary, faggot. People in the real world who have to work with droves of these illiterate niggers know better than to do business with them unless absolutely necessary. I'm not buying food that has literal shit in it, and neither should you.

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>> No.9862004

>I only want my pig trough slop cut by the pure white race who ironically won't do that job.
>guess I'll have tuh butcher my own food.
>which end of the knife do you hold, I get confused?

>> No.9862017

how the dick am I supposed to eat that

>> No.9862027

first thought
>holy shit I've been wasted on a train that looks just like that
Montauk Saint Paddys day is a shit show

>> No.9862063

>cooks the food from above and below
>flips it for some reason anyways.

There's nothing he can't fuck up

>> No.9862163

Great post, retard.

>> No.9862500
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Fuck you you goddamn little shit

>> No.9862545

What is this from?

>> No.9862562


>> No.9862564

I've met people who drank several pots of black coffee a day. But hey whatever helps you cope with your bias.

>> No.9862582


>> No.9862662

blood for the blood god

>> No.9862666

some teenager that shits up /ck/

>> No.9862689

No you wouldn't

>> No.9862716

mighty kek

>> No.9862742
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that's pasta. whenever that webm is posted, that pasta is too.

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the products instructions tell you to flip it, the top doesn't connect with the food at the same time the bottom does.

>> No.9862784

dumb spoonfeeder

>> No.9862787

I have no words for this

>> No.9862793

That is the grossest food I have ever seen. What's it supposed to be? Fish? What's the source video?

>> No.9862830

if you are working alongside them maybe you are the illiterate nigger anon

>> No.9862915


I watched a documentary about the guy who does this.

Seems like a genuinely good dude.

>> No.9862938

fuck thats the best egg consistency. not one of those runny shit

>> No.9862950

what the heck is that

>> No.9862999

What Im confused about is, why does he let these parts of the videos where he fails, leak onto youtube? Doesnt he find this damaging or does he really not have any self awareness?

>> No.9863030

Jack turns mistakes into miracles get the fuck off my board.

>> No.9863042
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Daily reminder that webm threads are now the exclusive domain of LA Beast. Jack cucks can see yourselves out.

>> No.9863056

Yeah, you said that last time this was posted

>> No.9863068
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Sorry snookums but this is Ja/ck/ territory

>> No.9863072

Dude. what the fuck is even going on here!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, is he just trolling for views or what?

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hold on now, I'm sure he's got one more webm of that thing to post

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What do you think?

>> No.9863084

this is ja/ck/s world. We're all just living in it

>> No.9863090

white women are the black people of white people

>> No.9863094
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Too true, brother

>> No.9863095

>uses his tongue as some prehistoric grabber

dear god

>> No.9863101
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This is simply Ja/ck/'s perfect way to eat pizza... and pussy

>> No.9863107

Why would anyone buy a knife like that?

>> No.9863111

>not the invisibility potion edit

>> No.9863112

except for you have to buy a ticket to even eat there, retard

>> No.9863131
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>> No.9863187

Strong Island represent

>> No.9863197
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Some hip cafe that focuses on dishes where eggs are the main ingredient.


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>jack didn't die in a cooking related steam explosion

thats it, i'm through with this lame ass timeline. time to kill myself and hit reset

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his day will come my dude

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>> No.9863349

Whats with mexicans and their obsession over chips? Can't they make real food??

>> No.9863352

Women are trully the niggers of genders

>> No.9863387

>u-uhm... is this for me?

>> No.9863399

it's for cheese

don't know why you'd use it for chicken

>> No.9863404

/ck/ won't watch his videos if he doesn't fuck up

>> No.9863407

Yeah, he seems way too innocently cheerful to be such a high level chef.

>> No.9863408

Seen this shitty webm of these pleb ripoff merchant "chefs" like a few dozen times now and only just noticed the woman in the background is literally struggling to breathe.

>> No.9863416
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Slightly shorter version for more pixels.

>> No.9863418

Toppest kek.

>> No.9863422

Tinfoil hat conspiricists would tell you he does it on purpose to get views, but the dude is literally so dumb, naive and delusional that he thinks he's a good cook and he ironically leaves the mistakes in because he thinks of them like bloopers.

>> No.9863426

Nah /ck/ webm threads are always shit.
If you want actual food webms you have to go to /wsg/ but the jackfags dont know this yet.

>> No.9863435

because of your post someone will shitpost jack webms there, just saying.

>> No.9863438

rope to keep it together

>> No.9863481

You're only making it angrier!

>> No.9863494


>Specifically pays for a ticket to a place that serves no normal meals but does serve a food experience you won't get elsewhere

>Annoyed that he's getting a n experience instead of a normal meal

The absolute state of faggotry these years

>> No.9863498

Keeps on giving

>> No.9863505


fuck. now i don't want any guy touching me ever again.

>> No.9863512

Why American sausages have black stripes??

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>> No.9863517

doesn't seem like a rope.

>> No.9863518

Is this some American try hard fine dining?

>> No.9863526

This is comfy

>> No.9863532

So you don't eat the plastic covering

>> No.9863552

This is so bizarre.

>> No.9863615
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>> No.9863628

Timing could be better, but 8/10

>> No.9863697


>> No.9863698

A shoe appears in the oven right at the end. You could edit that out pretty easily.

>> No.9863711
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>be me
>a grill

>> No.9863720

Sure, just remember to wash your hands after, junior. Don't wanna get chocolate on your star wars toys.

>> No.9863729

why do people use butane burners on food? like creme brulee. Do the retards that buy this shit like the taste of butane gas? I honestly dont get it, ruins the smell and taste of whatever you use it on.

>> No.9863734

a low center of gravity and sturdy base are ideal for maximum crushing and ripping strength

>> No.9863735
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got me good

>> No.9863743

You think your'e funny?

>> No.9863769


>> No.9863912

Why does he review all these shitty gadgets and dumb unitaskers?

>> No.9864102

It's to make the plastic casing easy to see so they can catch any that hasn't been removed properly.

>> No.9864166

The Chef's Table episode?

>> No.9864167

It's a buffet of chips. All in the open air. I hope these people realize that they are eating stale chips.

>> No.9864175

He considers himself an everyday man who is pretty good in the kitchen, so he leaves that shit in because he thinks those are the mistakes his viewers would make too, so he wants to show that making mistakes isn't that bad.

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>> No.9864192

>I'm fat because healthy food is too expensive.

>> No.9864244
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Holy shit I stopped by a dunkiedonuts yesterday with a friend, two coffees was fucking 9 dollars!!!
9 dollars for a pumpkin spice for his wife and essentially a shake!
9 dollars! I offered to buy them a fucking chuck roast for dinner for the same price.

Fucking insane.

>> No.9864245

Because he's a trusted expert to millions of aspiring chefs.

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>> No.9864567

I think it's both salt and sugar.

>> No.9864572

assholes missed the plates

>> No.9864602

Why is he moving his head to his hand vs his hand to his head

>> No.9864611
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he always does >>9863101

>> No.9864632

Boiled pork chops and rice? Why? That must be the most tasteless, tough meat a human has ever prepared.

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kek stupid porch monkey

>> No.9864661

You build up pressure and release it all at once and the popcorns expand. I can't compare the taste/texture because they're very different, but these are much more convenient to eat because you don't get shit stuck in your teeth and there aren't any unpopped kernels.

>> No.9864678

Different in a good way or in a bad way?

>> No.9864754

>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGA
kill yourself

>> No.9864761
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>> No.9864764

>i have a "vagina"

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>> No.9864957

>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGA
Isn't that the opposite of redditfags?
Jesus Christ, I hated both Trump and Clinton in last year's election.
Not being a douchebag depending on someone's race isn't something to be made fun of.

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Is this food?

>> No.9864975
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>this is all I can say because I am a MAGApede /pol/ user who has severe retardation

>> No.9864977

Is it worth your fetish to slowly murder your loved one?

>> No.9864978

>loving fat people

>> No.9864986

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.

>> No.9864993
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But that IS a beholder.

>> No.9864997

fucking long island, not even surprised

>> No.9865005
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>> No.9865008

And therein the beauty lies, amidst the folds of fat.

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>> No.9865050
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that's hot

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>> No.9865169

this kills the crab

>> No.9865243

To be fair, Pepin does his omelettes that runny: the "classic French omelet". I'm going to give it a try at some point.

>> No.9865260

yeah he's definitely giving 3 time michelin star winning chef jacque pepin a run for his money with that pile of shit omelette made in a unitasker with a child-safe plastic spatula

>> No.9865272


Maybe it's just a gimmick

>> No.9865281

I didn't actually say he did a comparable (or even good) job, I'm just discussing the most obvious critcism: undercooking.

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>> No.9865594

Is he making human foie gras?

>> No.9865605

Nope. That is a land whale and her dyslexic calf. No humans pictured.

>> No.9865623

It's called foreplay. They're trying to make a baby, provided he can find the right fold

>> No.9865633
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>yfw long islanders on /ck/

>> No.9865845

>bites from the middle out
the fat fuck cant even eat right

>> No.9865870

first salt then sugar
btw this is eggslut in LA

>> No.9865895

>he does not arbitrarily eat the way I do, what is his problem??

shouldn't you scurry back to tumblr before you are missed?

>> No.9865934


You're the faggot here. And not in the good way.

>> No.9865936

Sorry faggot, you're not welcome here.

>> No.9865964

Each of those cops makes at least 100k...

Its not like they are doing shifts in Wyndanch thats fucking White-Trash-Mastic.

>> No.9865971

mmm I always love tasting street when I eat popped corn!

>> No.9866063

Jesus Christ you're dumb, both of those cops combined don't make more than 70k. If one is a sgt., maybe 75k.

>> No.9866078
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>pretending molten metal is lava

>> No.9866089

Go to bed hank

>> No.9866139
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>> No.9866147

I saw it coming, but was still shocked

>> No.9866166
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>> No.9866177

And i give people who bite ice cream sandwiches so much shit.

I have some calls to Make

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looks like heaven

>> No.9866226


>> No.9866323


Do you think that you make the rules? You'd be cute if you weren't a mouth breathing dildo.

>> No.9866327

Look, it thinks it's smart

>> No.9866378

>steer bong

>> No.9866441

whats wrong with this besides the meme knife

>> No.9866460

No shit. Sister is getting married to one and her engagement ring is no fucking around.

>> No.9866471

Long Island cops (suffolk county, specifically) are the highest paid law enforcement in the country. Really weird that they earn so much given how little there is to do out here, compared to areas of the country with far more criminal activity.

>Police Officer salaries at Suffolk County Police can range from $112,981-$121,552.

>> No.9866475

Why not just call them jack threads, because thats what every webm thread devolves into

>> No.9866493

The very awkward bearclawing comes to mind.
I'm guessing he made this video shortly after the one where he had a "real chef" on his "show" demonstrating how where to put your fingers when cutting.
It's obviously, to us, the wrong knife for the job too, of course.

>> No.9866506

Butane has no smell. They add other chemicals to gas so you can smell leaks.

>> No.9866523
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>> No.9866530

Is that a girl or a boy because I want to take it on a date and fuck it

>> No.9866543

I just want him to take off that gaudy fucking ring when preparing food.

>> No.9866544


>> No.9866579


Jack's entire life is a string of fuck ups. Thus, a fuck up that is caught on film is just another day in the life of Jack.

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>> No.9866699

did he died?

>> No.9866714

I wanna throw up.

>> No.9866722

Please kys

>> No.9866729

No, crabs need to get a legcut every few months so they don't grow too long

>> No.9866731

Oh so they are like lizards? Cool!

>> No.9866732

>Looks nice. What's the purity of this copper?
>About 98%
>What?? What's the other 1.9%?
>... Steak.

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>> No.9866745

before or after the blood?
That'd be kinda metal to have gwar nachos.

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wow, quoting stats look at you, retard, look at you.
have some Jack to look at while trying to come up with some deflection. Hell try and make it if anyone can fuck up a dish half as badly as our boy jack you might be the guy.

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>he said while making the worst attempt at deflection in all mouth-breather history
You know, a simple google search would have spared you from looking like such a dumbass.

>> No.9866826

Seriously what the fuck is that black shit

>> No.9866845

It looks like mushrooms.

>> No.9866846

>those dollar store plates
jack pls

>> No.9866847

onions cooked in balsamic vinegar

>> No.9866852

>all that celery
My ocd is not pleased.

>> No.9866910

your dollar store sells stoneware?
China is going to destroy us all

>> No.9866938

It's both mate.

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>> No.9867012

The fuck, did she eat all the bones, too?

>> No.9867034

You don't?

>> No.9867036

>what you mean you don't swallow bones whole?
not everyone learned to eat from... your mother!!!

>> No.9867052

>alright now we have to cut these softboiled eggs in half
>I like to use this filthy strand of fishing line I keep lying around in the kitchen of this professional restaurant

I think that fat gook has some kind of learning disability

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>> No.9867083

They aren't even neatly cut. What's the point? Just use a knife.

>> No.9867133

Damm. I laughed out loud. This is gold. Under rated post!

>> No.9867148

I'm no expert, but wouldn't this make the steak highly toxic?

>> No.9867153

I love shokugeki no soma

>> No.9867156

it's basically like giving yourself a new type of cancer with each bite

>> No.9867158

ja/ck/ is lazy as fuck
this was probably his only attempt at doing whatever he was doing

>> No.9867173

he more tearing that meat, rather than cutting it

>> No.9867177

this guy is the public face of a Mormon propaganda campaign

>> No.9867183

Why would you think that?

>> No.9867245

Wtf show is this

>> No.9867252

I love those fags

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>they are imported just to be there cheap
How's that (((free))) market treatin' 'ya?

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>> No.9867520

This reminds me of that video that starts with the old hispanic woman putting a ramen bowl upside down in a dtyrofoam to-go box and surrounding it with nacho cheese doritots before she proceeds to spend the next few minutes filling every inch of the container with all sorts of shit.

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>> No.9867634

K e eeee k

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>> No.9867674

Seems like an unsatisfying way to hunt. Unless it's strictly for business I guess

>> No.9867731
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The lord provides.

>> No.9867736

It's for genocide. There are too many of them, they reproduce too fast, and they ruin everything. They're one of the few animals where there are no limits on how or how many you can kill.

>> No.9867743

Hogs are hunted to be wiped out, not for sport.

>> No.9867752

you sound like a female child

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>> No.9867979

What, its just popcorn? wtf?

>> No.9868001

stephen chow is a god

>> No.9868017

I don't get it.

>> No.9868094

This is the worst Subbuteo line-up I've ever seen.

>> No.9868102

Remember to season your knife with thin celery slices before cutting any burger.

At least this one isn't bleeding.

>> No.9868104

It's his schtick. Like how steve1989mreinfo purposefully emphasizes himself saying Nice! It's why people keep watching. Those who don't realize this are autistic

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i was listening to the new daoko album and everything fitted so perfectly holy shit

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>> No.9868191

5 to 6 pots a day for me, black, no cream/sugar.

>> No.9868231

That's why they drown the stuff in sauce.

>> No.9868357

today anon learns what carcinogens are

>> No.9868362

I guess you've never seen freddy got fingered

>> No.9868396


>> No.9868470

what the fuck this isn't raw

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>> No.9868648

As much as this disgusts me I would probably at least try it once to satisfy my curiosity.

>> No.9868666


Oh sweet Jesus I lost hard

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>> No.9869293

Can someone please post the webm of the two wamen being excruciatingly inept at cooking and following safety procedures in the kitchen?

>> No.9869303

A lot of mexican dishes require fried tortillas. These dishes were created as a way to finish off leftover (stale and hard) fried tortillas, which is why the majority of them end up soaked in sauce. The unfortunate part is, the meme foods you see in these threads are bastardized versions while the real ones simply have a sauce of roasted jalapeno and serrano, onion, tomato, water, salt, and pepper all blended together and poured over old chips. You then put cheese and meat over everything and bake it for a bit -- it's supposed to be a little soggy but not dripping wet.

>> No.9869315

celery and balsamic vinegar. i've seen this vid on YT. he calls this a bloody mary burger

>> No.9869497

>chili powder
>lime juice
>sour cream
>hot sauce
>??? sauce
>nacho cheese sauce?
>more lime juice
>bean juice

wa la

>> No.9869686

Top kek well fucking played my son

>> No.9869689

I dont get it. Is this from dragon quest?

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>> No.9870209

What is this? A webm for PCs with darkvision?

>> No.9870301

Thank you anon. There's just something about watching this that makes me wish she started with a bigger container and just kept adding everything and anything for like a good 5 minutes. I have no idea why I enjoy people making ridiculous food items with over 10 visible ingredients.

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>> No.9870483

To make senpai an extra special bento

>> No.9870507

why can't I get an asian chick to eat my cock this much

>> No.9870540


idk why i can't stop laughing at this

>> No.9870598

why does this exist and how can I go somewhere where it doesn't

>> No.9870616


>> No.9870710

Joji needed a side gig after his EP didn't do too great.

>> No.9870756

>He thinks he can escape Ja/ck/

You're already within his event horizon

>> No.9870762

anon please
im begging you

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Just accept his juicy embrace

>> No.9870777

uma delicia

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Here you go

>> No.9870785

y-yes sir...

>> No.9870797
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Ja/ck/ is a master of cookery

>> No.9870856

What came first? Jack or the toy collector from toy story?

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>> No.9870959

yeah fucking right

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Why won't you spare a moment to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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>> No.9871585

Tell me about Jack, why does he wear the mask

>> No.9871636

>sea salt

>> No.9871644

>popped corn

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>> No.9871843

>Those eyes
Ja/ck/ confirmed for Reptilian Overlord

>> No.9872103

I'd put up with his shitty food to have a crack at that qt daughter of his.

>> No.9872154

mackerel is the king of sushi and fish in general.
pleb salmoncucks and tunacucks will deny this

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