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>>9860707I've seen Tom Greens house on cribs
anyone excited for the new bionicles for christmas fuck ye bionicles
>>9861008I would love to go to Alinea at some point.
>>9861008once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip
>>9861034Eat her by the pussy.
>>9861355>he doesn't want to relax and play with his food while he has an after-dinner cocktail with friendsconfirmed for no imagination, no creativity, and an inability to cut loose and have a good time
>>9861562look at the rapture on her faceshe's so fucking wasted
>>9861608>he doesn't want to play with his foodYeah, I don't have the mentality of a toddler, so I'll go ahead and pass on that. I'm sure you and your dipshit millennial friends would have a blast with that, though.
>>9861034For what purpose?
>>9861671>doublebrappucinno>the average tumblrina's breakfast
>>9861562women were a mistake
>>9861008this is cute but it seems like a really unsatisfying dessert. i hate that line/puddle of sauce shit so much
>>9861707The nickelodeon splat trend that came after the smear trend isn't much better.
>>9861562I was at a GWAR concert once and watched a man and woman eating nachos that had been dropped on the floor of the venue
>>9861689What the fuck? Is that salt or sugar?
>>9861632>have a blasthaving fun is the point. you can be a normal, functioning adult and still be able to embrace being childish when it's appropriate. see: this dessert presentationlearn to cut loose my dude
>>9861671>mfw people who talk about being addicted to coffee are usually referring to these nasty ass caffeinated milkshakes
>>9861355if you're not paying of course you're not tipping, you fucking retard
>>9861725huh, guessing sugar because apparently bruleeing eggs is a thing that i was not aware of until right now
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the same 50 gifs again!
>>9861689Is that the asian dude from Video Game High School? I unironically fucking love that cheesy ass show.
>>9861008If I wanted to make my own dessert I'd stay home.
>>9860707>tfw I live 20 minutes away from this plant>tfw the fucking smell on "blood days" where they mass slaughter the pigs and it stinks up the whole damn town
>>9861786What did he even do wrong with this one?
>>9861846the waffle maker is one the wrong side
>>9861752Then make some new ones, you fucking faggot.
>>9861855no, you are wrong. Thing is meant to be flipped. it is just a shit product and Jack is retarded.
>>9861562I love the LIRR
>>9861855Did you mean upside down? Because this advert claims that's a feature.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rxg6NKt9xs
>>9861873Not the guy you're replying to but>shit device>shit cookThis was the natural result
>>9861873Sorry, wrong one. I only watched the first few seconds because I can't stand that woman's voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPWwSILOVY
>>9860707what's the black stripe?
>>9861846Used black powder instead of flour
>>9861838Oh, and it gets better. The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers and the occaisonal meth.Do not buy from John Morrell
>>9861888I guess you'd rather those people be on welfare?Or did you want the job?
>>9861888>The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggersWho the fuck cares? At least they're working, you faggot. Jesus, I hate unnecessary bigotry.
>>9861562That young lady might be inebriated.
>>9861986Oh fuck off.
>>9861959Nah, just drunk
>>98619001 - they are imported just to be there cheap2 - they suck at what they do>>9861926This is very necessary, faggot. People in the real world who have to work with droves of these illiterate niggers know better than to do business with them unless absolutely necessary. I'm not buying food that has literal shit in it, and neither should you.
>>9861888>I only want my pig trough slop cut by the pure white race who ironically won't do that job.>guess I'll have tuh butcher my own food. >which end of the knife do you hold, I get confused?
>>9861008how the dick am I supposed to eat that
>>9861562>>9861869first thought>holy shit I've been wasted on a train that looks just like thatMontauk Saint Paddys day is a shit show
>>9861786>cooks the food from above and below>flips it for some reason anyways.There's nothing he can't fuck up
>>9861998Great post, retard.
>>9861765Fuck you you goddamn little shit
>>9861689What is this from?
>>9861735I've met people who drank several pots of black coffee a day. But hey whatever helps you cope with your bias.
>>9861838blood for the blood god
>>9862545some teenager that shits up /ck/
>>9861355No you wouldn't
>>9862689that's pasta. whenever that webm is posted, that pasta is too.
>>9862063the products instructions tell you to flip it, the top doesn't connect with the food at the same time the bottom does.
>>9862752I have no words for this
>>9862752That is the grossest food I have ever seen. What's it supposed to be? Fish? What's the source video?
>>9861995if you are working alongside them maybe you are the illiterate nigger anon
>>9861712I watched a documentary about the guy who does this. Seems like a genuinely good dude.
>>9861689fuck thats the best egg consistency. not one of those runny shit
>>9862752what the heck is that
>>9861786>>9861789What Im confused about is, why does he let these parts of the videos where he fails, leak onto youtube? Doesnt he find this damaging or does he really not have any self awareness?
>>9862999Jack turns mistakes into miracles get the fuck off my board.
>>9863030Daily reminder that webm threads are now the exclusive domain of LA Beast. Jack cucks can see yourselves out.
>>9861355Yeah, you said that last time this was posted
>>9863042Sorry snookums but this is Ja/ck/ territory
>>9862752Dude. what the fuck is even going on here!What the fuck is wrong with this guy, is he just trolling for views or what?
>>9863068hold on now, I'm sure he's got one more webm of that thing to post
>>9863072What do you think?
>>9863042this is ja/ck/s world. We're all just living in it
>>9861562white women are the black people of white people
>>9863084Too true, brother
>>9863068>uses his tongue as some prehistoric grabberdear god
>>9863095This is simply Ja/ck/'s perfect way to eat pizza... and pussy
>>9863094Why would anyone buy a knife like that?
>>9861786>not the invisibility potion edit
>>9861355except for you have to buy a ticket to even eat there, retard
>>9861562Strong Island represent
>>9862582Some hip cafe that focuses on dishes where eggs are the main ingredient.https://youtu.be/ZnwrF4heqeU
>>9861786>jack didn't die in a cooking related steam explosionthats it, i'm through with this lame ass timeline. time to kill myself and hit reset
>>9863242his day will come my dude
>>9863337Whats with mexicans and their obsession over chips? Can't they make real food??
>>9861562Women are trully the niggers of genders
>>9863249>u-uhm... is this for me?>t-thanks>*blushes*
>>9863107it's for cheesedon't know why you'd use it for chicken
>>9862999/ck/ won't watch his videos if he doesn't fuck up
>>9862915Yeah, he seems way too innocently cheerful to be such a high level chef.
>>9861008Seen this shitty webm of these pleb ripoff merchant "chefs" like a few dozen times now and only just noticed the woman in the background is literally struggling to breathe.
>>9863249Slightly shorter version for more pixels.
>>9862999Tinfoil hat conspiricists would tell you he does it on purpose to get views, but the dude is literally so dumb, naive and delusional that he thinks he's a good cook and he ironically leaves the mistakes in because he thinks of them like bloopers.
>>9863042Nah /ck/ webm threads are always shit. If you want actual food webms you have to go to /wsg/ but the jackfags dont know this yet.
>>9863426because of your post someone will shitpost jack webms there, just saying.
>>9861880rope to keep it together
>>9861715You're only making it angrier!
>>9861632>Specifically pays for a ticket to a place that serves no normal meals but does serve a food experience you won't get elsewhere>Annoyed that he's getting a n experience instead of a normal mealThe absolute state of faggotry these years
>>9861786Keeps on giving
>>9863101>pussyfuck. now i don't want any guy touching me ever again.
>>9860707Why American sausages have black stripes??
>>9863514doesn't seem like a rope.
>>9861008Is this some American try hard fine dining?
>>9861770This is comfy
>>9863512So you don't eat the plastic covering
>>9861770This is so bizarre.
>>9863615Timing could be better, but 8/10
>>9863615A shoe appears in the oven right at the end. You could edit that out pretty easily.
>>9863505>be me>a grill
>>9861728>>9863494Sure, just remember to wash your hands after, junior. Don't wanna get chocolate on your star wars toys.
>>9861689why do people use butane burners on food? like creme brulee. Do the retards that buy this shit like the taste of butane gas? I honestly dont get it, ruins the smell and taste of whatever you use it on.
>>9863416a low center of gravity and sturdy base are ideal for maximum crushing and ripping strength
>>9863090got me good
>>9861777You think your'e funny?
>>9863615Why does he review all these shitty gadgets and dumb unitaskers?
>>9863517>>9861880It's to make the plastic casing easy to see so they can catch any that hasn't been removed properly.
>>9862915The Chef's Table episode?
>>9863337It's a buffet of chips. All in the open air. I hope these people realize that they are eating stale chips.
>>9862999He considers himself an everyday man who is pretty good in the kitchen, so he leaves that shit in because he thinks those are the mistakes his viewers would make too, so he wants to show that making mistakes isn't that bad.
>>9863505L O N D O NONDON
>>9861671>I'm fat because healthy food is too expensive.
>>9864192Holy shit I stopped by a dunkiedonuts yesterday with a friend, two coffees was fucking 9 dollars!!! 9 dollars for a pumpkin spice for his wife and essentially a shake!9 dollars! I offered to buy them a fucking chuck roast for dinner for the same price. Fucking insane.
>>9863912Because he's a trusted expert to millions of aspiring chefs.
>>9861725>>9861747I think it's both salt and sugar.
>>9861008assholes missed the plates
>>9860898Why is he moving his head to his hand vs his hand to his head
>>9864602he always does >>9863101
>>9864544Boiled pork chops and rice? Why? That must be the most tasteless, tough meat a human has ever prepared.
>>9861715kek stupid porch monkey
>>9863552You build up pressure and release it all at once and the popcorns expand. I can't compare the taste/texture because they're very different, but these are much more convenient to eat because you don't get shit stuck in your teeth and there aren't any unpopped kernels.
>>9864661Different in a good way or in a bad way?
>>9861900>>9861926>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGAkill yourself
>>9863505>i have a "vagina"
>>9864754>haha theyre just like us arent they fellow pedes haha MAGAIsn't that the opposite of redditfags?Jesus Christ, I hated both Trump and Clinton in last year's election. Not being a douchebag depending on someone's race isn't something to be made fun of.
Is this food?
>>9864965>this is all I can say because I am a MAGApede /pol/ user who has severe retardation
>>9864967Is it worth your fetish to slowly murder your loved one?
>>9864977>loving fat people
>>9864978Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.
>>9864986But that IS a beholder.
>>9861562>LIRRfucking long island, not even surprised
>>9864993And therein the beauty lies, amidst the folds of fat.
>>9865005this kills the crab
>>9863074To be fair, Pepin does his omelettes that runny: the "classic French omelet". I'm going to give it a try at some point.
>>9865243yeah he's definitely giving 3 time michelin star winning chef jacque pepin a run for his money with that pile of shit omelette made in a unitasker with a child-safe plastic spatula
>>9864678Maybe it's just a gimmick
>>9865260I didn't actually say he did a comparable (or even good) job, I'm just discussing the most obvious critcism: undercooking.
>>9864967Is he making human foie gras?
>>9865594Nope. That is a land whale and her dyslexic calf. No humans pictured.
>>9865594It's called foreplay. They're trying to make a baby, provided he can find the right fold
>>9861562>>9861869>>9862027>yfw long islanders on /ck/
>>9861702>bites from the middle outthe fat fuck cant even eat right
>>9861725first salt then sugarbtw this is eggslut in LA
>>9865845>he does not arbitrarily eat the way I do, what is his problem??shouldn't you scurry back to tumblr before you are missed?
>>9861986Nope.You're the faggot here. And not in the good way.
>>9865934Sorry faggot, you're not welcome here.
>>9865633Each of those cops makes at least 100k...Its not like they are doing shifts in Wyndanch thats fucking White-Trash-Mastic.
>>9861770mmm I always love tasting street when I eat popped corn!
>>9865964Jesus Christ you're dumb, both of those cops combined don't make more than 70k. If one is a sgt., maybe 75k.
>>9865311>pretending molten metal is lava
>>9863729Go to bed hank
>>9861715I saw it coming, but was still shocked
>>9863249And i give people who bite ice cream sandwiches so much shit.I have some calls to Make
>>9860707looks like heaven
>>9865936Awww....Do you think that you make the rules? You'd be cute if you weren't a mouth breathing dildo.
>>9866323Look, it thinks it's smart
>>9863094whats wrong with this besides the meme knife
>>9865964No shit. Sister is getting married to one and her engagement ring is no fucking around.
>>9866063Long Island cops (suffolk county, specifically) are the highest paid law enforcement in the country. Really weird that they earn so much given how little there is to do out here, compared to areas of the country with far more criminal activity.>Police Officer salaries at Suffolk County Police can range from $112,981-$121,552.
Why not just call them jack threads, because thats what every webm thread devolves into
>>9866441The very awkward bearclawing comes to mind.I'm guessing he made this video shortly after the one where he had a "real chef" on his "show" demonstrating how where to put your fingers when cutting. It's obviously, to us, the wrong knife for the job too, of course.
>>9863729Butane has no smell. They add other chemicals to gas so you can smell leaks.
>>9863169Is that a girl or a boy because I want to take it on a date and fuck it
>>9866441I just want him to take off that gaudy fucking ring when preparing food.
>>9863505DONT HIT ON ME U SILLY BOIS!!
>>9862999Jack's entire life is a string of fuck ups. Thus, a fuck up that is caught on film is just another day in the life of Jack.
>>9865005did he died?
>>9866697I wanna throw up.
>>9866699No, crabs need to get a legcut every few months so they don't grow too long
>>9866729Oh so they are like lizards? Cool!
>>9865311>Looks nice. What's the purity of this copper?>About 98%>What?? What's the other 1.9%?>... Steak.
>>9861716before or after the blood?That'd be kinda metal to have gwar nachos.
>>9866471wow, quoting stats look at you, retard, look at you.have some Jack to look at while trying to come up with some deflection. Hell try and make it if anyone can fuck up a dish half as badly as our boy jack you might be the guy.
>>9866748>he said while making the worst attempt at deflection in all mouth-breather historyYou know, a simple google search would have spared you from looking like such a dumbass.
>>9866748Seriously what the fuck is that black shit
>>9866826It looks like mushrooms.
>>9866748>those dollar store platesjack pls
>>9866826onions cooked in balsamic vinegar
>>9866748>all that celeryMy ocd is not pleased.
>>9866846your dollar store sells stoneware?China is going to destroy us all
>>9866530It's both mate.
>>9866799The fuck, did she eat all the bones, too?
>>9867034>what you mean you don't swallow bones whole?not everyone learned to eat from... your mother!!!
>>9862562>alright now we have to cut these softboiled eggs in half>I like to use this filthy strand of fishing line I keep lying around in the kitchen of this professional restaurantI think that fat gook has some kind of learning disability
>>9867052They aren't even neatly cut. What's the point? Just use a knife.
>>9863090Damm. I laughed out loud. This is gold. Under rated post!
>>9865311I'm no expert, but wouldn't this make the steak highly toxic?
>>9866173I love shokugeki no soma
>>9867148it's basically like giving yourself a new type of cancer with each bite
>>9862999ja/ck/ is lazy as fuckthis was probably his only attempt at doing whatever he was doing
>>9863094he more tearing that meat, rather than cutting it
>>9863249>>9863416this guy is the public face of a Mormon propaganda campaign
>>9867148Why would you think that?
>>9864967Wtf show is this
>>9863197I love those fags
>>9861995>they are imported just to be there cheapHow's that (((free))) market treatin' 'ya?
>>9863337This reminds me of that video that starts with the old hispanic woman putting a ramen bowl upside down in a dtyrofoam to-go box and surrounding it with nacho cheese doritots before she proceeds to spend the next few minutes filling every inch of the container with all sorts of shit.
>>9867546K e eeee k
>>9867667Seems like an unsatisfying way to hunt. Unless it's strictly for business I guess
>>9867520The lord provides.
>>9867674It's for genocide. There are too many of them, they reproduce too fast, and they ruin everything. They're one of the few animals where there are no limits on how or how many you can kill.
>>9867674Hogs are hunted to be wiped out, not for sport.
>>9867674you sound like a female child
>>9861770What, its just popcorn? wtf?
>>9866173stephen chow is a god
>>9860712I don't get it.
>>9864817This is the worst Subbuteo line-up I've ever seen.
>>9866748Remember to season your knife with thin celery slices before cutting any burger.At least this one isn't bleeding.
>>9862999It's his schtick. Like how steve1989mreinfo purposefully emphasizes himself saying Nice! It's why people keep watching. Those who don't realize this are autistic
>>9866173i was listening to the new daoko album and everything fitted so perfectly holy shit
>>98625645 to 6 pots a day for me, black, no cream/sugar.
>>9864167That's why they drown the stuff in sauce.
>>9867183today anon learns what carcinogens are
>>9868017I guess you've never seen freddy got fingered
>>9866748what the fuck this isn't raw
>>9863337As much as this disgusts me I would probably at least try it once to satisfy my curiosity.
>>9861715Oh sweet Jesus I lost hard
Can someone please post the webm of the two wamen being excruciatingly inept at cooking and following safety procedures in the kitchen?
>>9863349A lot of mexican dishes require fried tortillas. These dishes were created as a way to finish off leftover (stale and hard) fried tortillas, which is why the majority of them end up soaked in sauce. The unfortunate part is, the meme foods you see in these threads are bastardized versions while the real ones simply have a sauce of roasted jalapeno and serrano, onion, tomato, water, salt, and pepper all blended together and poured over old chips. You then put cheese and meat over everything and bake it for a bit -- it's supposed to be a little soggy but not dripping wet.
>>9866826celery and balsamic vinegar. i've seen this vid on YT. he calls this a bloody mary burger
>>9867731>ramen>doritos>chili powder>lime juice>beans?>cheese>sour cream>hot sauce>??? sauce>nacho cheese sauce?>more lime juice>bean juicewa la
>>9868094Top kek well fucking played my son
>>9861765I dont get it. Is this from dragon quest?
>>9864817What is this? A webm for PCs with darkvision?
>>9867731Thank you anon. There's just something about watching this that makes me wish she started with a bigger container and just kept adding everything and anything for like a good 5 minutes. I have no idea why I enjoy people making ridiculous food items with over 10 visible ingredients.
>>9868396To make senpai an extra special bento
>>9866799why can't I get an asian chick to eat my cock this much
>>9863090idk why i can't stop laughing at this
>>9864544why does this exist and how can I go somewhere where it doesn't
>>9866166>HIGH OCTANE SLOW-MO WING TOSSIN' ACTION!
>>9861689Joji needed a side gig after his EP didn't do too great.
>>9870598>He thinks he can escape Ja/ck/You're already within his event horizon
>>9870756anon pleaseim begging you
>>9870762Just accept his juicy embrace
>>9870762Here you go
>>9870785Ja/ck/ is a master of cookery
What came first? Jack or the toy collector from toy story?
>>9868191>9868191yeah fucking right
>>9867177Why won't you spare a moment to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
>>9870921Tell me about Jack, why does he wear the mask
>>9870771>Those eyesJa/ck/ confirmed for Reptilian Overlord
>>9871687I'd put up with his shitty food to have a crack at that qt daughter of his.
>>9868599mackerel is the king of sushi and fish in general. pleb salmoncucks and tunacucks will deny this