/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9860450]

A Holiday Pie now at McDonald’s! A festive treat of warm soft scrambled egg enclosed in flaky glazed pastry dusted with colorful Holiday balls! Only ¢89 for a limited time at participating locations. Get in the spirit!

[Anonymous No.9860462]

EW

[Anonymous No.9860501]

>>9860450

[Anonymous No.9860517]

>>9860450
I could see myself eating one of those alone in my car, regretful of that purchase and the decisions I've made in my life.

[Anonymous No.9860519]

why the fuck would you ever

[Anonymous No.9860524]

>holiday balls

[Anonymous No.9860580]

It's custard filling, not a scrambled egg, you faggot and they're fucking delicious (admittedly the filling looks like what nurses call "a productive cough").
>tfw the nearest McDonalds that has these is an hour away

[Anonymous No.9860607]

>>9860450
EW,wtf, lol get out of here shill. Btw i'm Saging your post.

[Anonymous No.9860820]

>>9860580
>implying overcooked custard isn’t just scrambled egg

[Anonymous No.9860865]

do amerimuts really eat this garbage

[Anonymous No.9860870]

>>9860820
woah

[Anonymous No.9860953]

>>9860865
to be honest with you, I don’t think they do. I bought one out of morbid curiosity the other day because it looked so unappealing on the promotional board. When I got my bag of food, there were three pies inside. I checked my receipt and they only charged me for one. I tried one, I didn’t like it, but it was pretty non-offensive, just a custard hand pie. McDonalds needs to work on making it look like something that isn’t a Jimmy Dean breakfast pocket with fucking sprinkles on top of they want it to sell

[Anonymous No.9860990]

>>9860865
First I've heard of it, but it's really big here in britain. Give it a shot mate, be one of us.

[Anonymous No.9862007]

Looks like a soggy chode

[Anonymous No.9862238]

>>9860450
this man works for mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.9862392]

So like I was saying, they gave me three pies. I broke off and ate the top quarter of one and let the remainder get cold and eventually cooly discarded it out of the window at a red light. The other two I brought home and refrigerated. I’m going to put this one in the freezer and let y’all know what what's up tomorrow morning because we live for this shit here on /ck/ and this one dude in both Holiday pie threads seems really into Holiday pies. I got you bro

[Anonymous No.9862415]

>>9862392
Are those almonds even activated bro

[Anonymous No.9862421]

>>9862392
thanks anon, i knew i could count on you.

[Anonymous No.9862436]

>>9862415
they react with the stainless steel cup and give me activated vision where i can see

[Anonymous No.9863303]

>>9860820

[Anonymous No.9863326]

>>9860450
HERESY

[Anonymous No.9863328]

i fucking hate my job, im probably gonna hate it even more now that theres a new item to learn about and explain and refund and just in general urge to kill myself

[Anonymous No.9863355]

>>9863328
>working at a McDonald's unless you're in highschool
You should kill yourself if you're over 18

[Anonymous No.9863374]

>>9863355
turned 18 3 days ago sir. by the way could i interest you in our southern style chicken meal for 7 dollars?

[Anonymous No.9863379]

>>9863355
imo it's acceptable if you're in college
food service is one of the few jobs that will be able to accommodate a changing class schedule

[Anonymous No.9863383]

>>9862392
>that dainty little hand
>eating almonds
Are you a woman or on soy therapy?

[Anonymous No.9863385]

>>9860450
Literal garbage, and people pay.
Astounding.

[Anonymous No.9863391]

>>9860953
>a custard hand pie
This is a term from the porno industry

[Anonymous No.9863424]

>>9863355
I worked at a Wendy's back in highschool and now I just look down on anyone who isn't a teenager who works fast food because those people are fuck ups who can't get their shit right

[Anonymous No.9863587]

>>9863383
I am actually just a custard drinking faggot anon. I don’t even eat the nuts I just suck the salt off and spit them back into the cup like a fucking cretin

>>9862392
The filling is actually a lot more palatable frozen but the amount of shortening in the crust becomes more apparent and kind of coats the roof of your mouth in an unpleasant way common in mass-produced baked goods with a shelf life of longer than five days

3.8/10 better frozen, still a McDonald’s Holiday Pie

[Anonymous No.9863598]

>>9863374
Your still have those at your location?

[Anonymous No.9863601]

>>9863587
Cute hands anon

[Anonymous No.9863609]

>>9863587
Fucking horrific.

[Anonymous No.9863619]

>>9863598
A surplus of them, apparently. Three pies to every dearth of pie at your location. If you are Holiday Pie guy, I would recommend just buying ten of them and freezing them. I really don’t see them going bad and they freeze well. Or just be honest with yourself driving to the next county for McDonald’s hand pies and just ask if you can have some out of the freezer. They’ll have accommodated more obnoxious requests I’m sure.

[Anonymous No.9863667]

>>9863619
I was asking about the southern style anon.

[Anonymous No.9863674]

>>9863587
>shortening in the crust becomes more apparent and kind of coats the roof of your mouth
I hate this so much. And the fact that almost everything could do with 25% less sugar and still be sweet enough.

[Anonymous No.9863681]

>>9860450
It took all my will power not to die in the mcdonalds drive thru the other day.

"Would you like a holiday creampie with that?"

I started laughing so hard I thought I would vomit.

[Anonymous No.9863691]

>>9860820

[Anonymous No.9863700]

>implying scrambled egg isn't just undercooked custard

[Anonymous No.9863851]

>>9863587
So you just de-activate the almonds and spit them out huh? I bet you don't eat muffin stumps either

[Anonymous No.9863924]

How do I know if my McDonald's sell them. I don't want to look stupid

[Anonymous No.9863998]

>>9860865
I dont hang out around mcdonalds but i never see anyone with those pies

[Anonymous No.9864006]

>>9863924
"hey you got those holiday pies?"
"no"
"ok can i get uhhh"