I have £10 to go towards food until the 8th of January I'm so screwed. What do I eat, pasta? Can I buy enough pasta with that to survive 20 days? Should I eat from bins?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:31:44 2017 No.9858354 [Reply] [Original]

I have £10 to go towards food until the 8th of January

I'm so screwed. What do I eat, pasta? Can I buy enough pasta with that to survive 20 days? Should I eat from bins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:37:55 2017 No.9858377 >>9858354 pasta rice or beans pick one if you're a big boy you could probably last a while without eating

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:38:23 2017 No.9858379 >>9858354 Hope you like rice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:40:14 2017 No.9858384 >>9858354 hit up homeless shelters and church's offering christmas and boxing day and new years dinner. gorge yourself. and maybe try food bins

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:50:54 2017 No.9858417 >>9858354 dumpster dive you poor bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:57:01 2017 No.9858437 >>9858354 Lock yourself in your house and start eating your feces and drinking your urine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:04:09 2017 No.9858456 >>9858384 >>9858417 The thing is I live in a small town where there aren't many restaurants or shelters

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:09:46 2017 No.9858466 >>9858354 Go on food stamps

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:12:00 2017 No.9858471
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>>9858354
Nigger I lived off of $20 a month food budget.

The key is to buy in bulk. You have Internet, you can spend more right now to average out to $15/month.

Buy 20lb bag or pinto beans, 20lb bag of rice. Congrats, you will not go hungry for 6 Months and all you spent was $40.

Now each month all you need are things to make it interesting. Tortillas, cheap cheese, eggs, frozen vegetables, potatoes/carrots, salsa, etc.

Rice and beans with Salsa is your staple. Burritos and tacos next. Make some soups and stews with carrots and potatoes and beans. If you wanna splurge, cheap meat.

Learn to fucking budget and stop making excuses for being a fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:21:18 2017 No.9858499 >>9858471 I'll keep this in mind for next time

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:47:08 2017 No.9859339 >>9858354 Nice thumbnail looks like dead body with stomach cut open and food in it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:59:07 2017 No.9859378

>>9858471
this and learn how to make a good stew AND you need a herb garden.

I used to make bean/beef stew with a spicy tomato sauce which i ate with rice.
I bought the cheapest fattiest cuts of meat, sear those add some cube veg and general soup veg of liking, toss in beans tomatoes and a bit of stock and let that simmer.
You can live a few days of one pot.
In general stews are your way to go.
With the 10 bucks until 8th of january, youre fucked. make a water fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 08:09:31 2017 No.9859420 It's only 20 days jeez. Unless you're already Auschwitz level you'll have no problem water fasting for 20 days lardass. Buy some cheap Lidl multivitamins for your upcoming fast.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 08:17:08 2017 No.9859441

You can in fact last for a long time with just pasta, as long as you make your own and not buy from store. Buy flour instead and make some, all you need for pasta is flour and salt. A 2lbs bag which is about a kilogram makes 20 servings. So use the rest with canned tomatoes preferably the ones that already have oregano and basil in them, and there you go.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 08:25:40 2017 No.9859467

Fellow Britfag here. You can buy a 3kg bag of pasta for under £1 at Lidl or Aldi. You can buy a tin of tomstoes for 30p. Buy 20 of those (might be even cheaper I'm bulk), a tub of basil or mixed herbs for £1, a bag of onions for £1 and a block of cheese, and your dinner is more than sorted for £12. At Asda you can buy 15 eggs for £1.19, so buy two packs of those. Get a bag of Wholemeal flour and a few packets of yeast and bake some bread. Now you've spent around £15 do get some salt, pepper and butter for another £2 and you have a few quid left to spend on whatever greens you want. Frozen mixed veg is decent value at 95p per kg, so get two or three of those and you should be sorted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 08:37:09 2017 No.9859502 >>9859378 >guy has to survive on 10 bucks for 20 days >buy a herb garden 4chan, everyone.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:35:59 2017 No.9859668

You find out what day and time food is reduced. Do you have access to a freezer?

Tesco/whatever other local shops you have will reduce bread espically at the end of the day- often to 10p and under. They do the same with fruit and veg - I'd be tempted to try and stock up on your veg that way.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:39:51 2017 No.9859678

>>9858456

Is it rural?

You can find instructions for a bow and arrow or a catapult on the internet and get yourself some wood pigeon or pheasant or partridge.

Get a fishing rod. Pike and carp are very common.

Just go into a cornfield at night and milk some cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:43:51 2017 No.9859688 flour, water and a packet of raisins flour and water is subsidized to cost nothing, all the bread you want for next to nothing if you bake it yourself and if you feel like you've been a good boy you can pop in a single raisin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:46:11 2017 No.9859699 I'd bet it all on a game of poker and see if I can double my money. If not, no harm, no foul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:46:59 2017 No.9859701 Depending on where you are you could hit up a Christmas homeless shelter, just don't wash or shave for a few days

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:50:40 2017 No.9859708
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>>9858354
Do you have any excess fat on you? If so you can try intermittent fasting.

Depending on how cheap instant ramen is where you live (in most places it's only a few cents per packet), you might be able to live off that without fasting.

You can also try buying rice and/or beans in bulk (or at least as much as you can for £10).

If you have drink a lot of water and fill your stomach that way. It should also keep you from getting dehydrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:59:04 2017 No.9859726 >>9858354 Start selling or pawning your belongings, or go get a loan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:06:27 2017 No.9859750 One of the greatest parts of existence

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:06:30 2017 No.9859751

>>9858354
>I have £10 to go towards food until the 8th of January

I am going to assume you have water and a pot.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/272492432

Two bags of that gets you about a pound of rice per day, or 1600 calories per day.

That'll leave you hungry but not starving, with £3 left over.

Dry rice and dry pasta have about the same ratio of calories/pound, so if you can find pasta cheaper than rice, you can substitute some of that in.

To avoid going mad from boredom, spend that last £3 on one bag of these:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/262876719

and two bags of these:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/256533772

That's two kilos for twenty days, or 100 g each day with your rice. That'll be enough proteins to avoid getting protein deficiency.

And good luck, /anon/.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:11:57 2017 No.9859770

>>9859751

Oh, and: Once you have money again, if you have enough, buy twenty kilos of rice to just have in your pantry. It's a relatively small one-time investment, it stores magically if kept dry (This means not above the stove where you're boiling water, too!) and it means the next time you have £10 for 20 days, you can spend it on flavor/veggies because you already have a calorie base.

Also I linked to Tescos, I'm not sure they're the cheapest where you live it's just the only UK store I know that has its selection available on the internet for me to browse prices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:14:21 2017 No.9859776 >>9859726 kek. don't listen to this nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:14:43 2017 No.9859778 >>9859770 I feel it's also worth mentioning that sometimes in the 'world food' sections of Tesco they can have bulk rice, noodles, pasta etc for cheaper than the rest of the store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:15:28 2017 No.9859784 Potato

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:20:47 2017 No.9859799

>>9859778
>I feel it's also worth mentioning that sometimes in the 'world food' sections of Tesco they can have bulk rice, noodles, pasta etc for cheaper than the rest of the store.

I think the rice I linked to was from the world foods section actually.

>>9859784
>Potato

Actually not a bad idea. Tescos (again) has potatoes for less than a pound per kilo

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/258423726

so if you have a potato peeler, you can leave out one of the bags of rice and instead buy two of these bags. If you don't have a good place to store all this, buy the lentils and rice and ONE bag of potatoes, then don't return for more potatoes until you've finished the first bag.

Potatoes store well, but they do need a bit of cold and darkness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:24:32 2017 No.9859806 >>9859726 t. schlomo goldenberg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:27:29 2017 No.9859815 Buy a chicken. They eat hardly anything. Free eggs. Eat some of the eggs, sell the others. But more chickens with your profits. Soon you'll have a chicken and egg empire.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:48:13 2017 No.9859877 [DELETED]

>>9858354
>I have £10

>>9858437
>Lock yourself in your house and start eating your feces and drinking your urine.

>>9858354
>I have £10

>>9859378
>you need a herb garden.

>>9858354
>I have £10

>>9859678
>Get a fishing rod.

>>9858354
>I have £10

£10 AND the helpfulness of Anons, don't forget!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:49:53 2017 No.9859883 Do you have a way to cook? Cause you can live off bread and water for a while and you can get 5lb of flour for $1 from Dollar tree

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:52:05 2017 No.9859894

>>9858354 (OP)
>I have £10

>>9858437
>Lock yourself in your house and start eating your feces and drinking your urine.

>>9858354 (OP)
>I have £10

>>9859378
>you need a herb garden.

>>9858354 (OP)
>I have £10

>>9859678
>Get a fishing rod.

>>9858354 (OP)
>I have £10

>>9859815
>Buy a chicken

4chan is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:54:40 2017 No.9859901 File: 57 KB, 544x565, DFzj2l2UIAQMoDx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rice and water with beans if you can afford them. Use whatever seasonings you have left to spice it up, if you even have that luxury.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:18:44 2017 No.9859995 Buy flour and yeast, bake bread Celebrate christmas with salted herring on bread or if you can afford it with some boiled potato Traditional cuisine in my country

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:25:53 2017 No.9860009

>>9858354
wait for starbuck to throw their "expired food" out during weekend, a friend of mine does this and some times the shit he finds amazes me, 4 days before expiry, once even a full week before it was supposed to go expired. I know in England (London) theres an App for this, where they can let you know where the food pick up location is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:25:22 2017 No.9860231 Put some tents up on a muddy field and get your m8s to dress up in Santa and elf costumes. Maybe staple some antlers and bells onto some dogs ears. Charge chav parents £25 a pop to show their offspring a magical winter wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:28:40 2017 No.9860242 >>9859894 worst post I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:28:40 2017 No.9860243 >>9858354 Sell your boy pucci for gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:29:27 2017 No.9860246 >>9860243 Fuck off, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:30:13 2017 No.9860247 >>9859894 he can get a live chicken for 5 euros, and then he'll get an egg per day, and get to eat the fucker afterwards the other 5 euros goes to rice

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:31:15 2017 No.9860254 >>9860243 eat other boipussies for gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:36:07 2017 No.9860266 >>9860247 chicken eat air???

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:36:52 2017 No.9860270 >>9859894 What in the sweet fuck is wrong with you. Lurk moar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:37:49 2017 No.9860274 >>9860254 Win/win

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:39:07 2017 No.9860278 >>9860247 Why rice? 2 live chickens = 2 eggs per day. Eat an egg every day, when you have half a dozen spare eggs, sell them and buy another chicken. Days 1 - 5 = 2 chickens Day 6 - 9 = 3 chickens Day 9 - 11 = 4 chickens Day 11-13 = 5 chickens

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:41:17 2017 No.9860285 >>9860278 Where are your chickens going to live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:43:37 2017 No.9860291 >>9860285 There's trees everywhere. Just get some wood and make a henhouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:44:58 2017 No.9860293 >>9860266 chikin eat random shit if finds on the ground

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:46:01 2017 No.9860299 >>9860285 in your house. don't be mean to your chickens.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:52:19 2017 No.9860318
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Steal food. There's two ways to do this:

1. Shoplift. Steal the food you desire at your next supermarket. Be careful not to get caught.

2. Restaurants. Go to to a restaurant, scan the situation, maybe ask for a table close to an exit. Order a big meal, maybe with some extra sides, wait for the right moment and slip out unnoticed.

I've done these a few times and literally nothing happens to you!

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:54:48 2017 No.9860326

I was genuinely in this situation anon, but for a month.
I bought oats (50p), milk (fuck knows), sachets of vanilla sugar (about 30p for 10), cooking chocolate (about a quid), sachets of tomato soup (40p for 2 bowls),rice (quid for a bag), frozen veg (quid for a bag) and tuna (most expensive, quid for a tin).

For breakfast I'd have oats with melted chocolate, OR vanilla sugar, OR milk, on a sunday all 3. I have a really sweet tooth so it doesn't do me well to always only eat savoury.
For lunch I'd have tomato soup, gives me that compy feeling. Then dinner I'd have the rice, vegetables and tuna. For the first two weeks it was only wiht veg, but I began to feel weak.

And sometimes the idea of having the same thing AGAIN makes me feel sick, so I just skip the meal. Eventually I'll be hungry enough to eat whatever I have.
It's awful actually, I can't deviate from this diet now. If I have red meat, chicken, ice cream, alcohol, carbonara then I'll have diarrhoea/be sick/get a headache. But so long as I stick to it I feel healthy and full of energy like I never was before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:54:48 2017 No.9860327 >>9860318 You are absolute trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:57:56 2017 No.9860334 >>9858354 go donate some plasma or pawn something.. that sounds so depressing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:01:58 2017 No.9860348 Go Lidl and buy rice, dried beans/lentils, couple onions and maybe a few eggs. Go to the butcher and ask if he's got any bones for your dog (boil these with a bit of seasoning if you have any for a bit of flavour in the rice/bean combo).

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:09:28 2017 No.9860372 Anyone know the youtube link about the image in OP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:10:38 2017 No.9860379 >>9860372 Nevermind, found it. Thanks anyway and remember that Jesus loves you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:11:15 2017 No.9860381 >>9860318 just dumpsterdive it's so much easier

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:18:28 2017 No.9860409 >>9860381 Why would I dumpsterdive (am I some hippie?), when I can go to a great restaurant, have caesar salad, a filet mignon and some nice blueberry cheesecake crumble and just not pay for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:25:25 2017 No.9860441 >>9860409 bcus guys like you get raped in prison

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:27:53 2017 No.9860458 >>9860441 Whoa, why would I go to prison? I already said I never got caught

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:34:09 2017 No.9860487 >>9858354 Pasta will cover your calories, but you need more than that. Eggs are cheap for protein and try to find some cheap vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:35:40 2017 No.9860495 >>9860458 Bcus you just confessed on a polynesian cat collectors boards. FBI is on their way to your location.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:36:35 2017 No.9860497 >>9860495 >polynesian cat collectors boards kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:36:37 2017 No.9860498 Why do we always have these stupid fucking threads everyday? The answer will always be rice, beans, lentils. Every. Fucking. Time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:37:40 2017 No.9860504 >>9860498 And stealing. You forgot stealing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:37:47 2017 No.9860505 Steal, murder, and pillage old chap.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:39:38 2017 No.9860513

>>9858354
Ramen is usually available for at least 25p a pack, and less if you buy supermarket own-brand. Two of those is a meal for anyone. 20 days is 40 packs, one meal a day. 4 for a pound, that's £10 exactly. It's not fun, at all, but you can live on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:41:11 2017 No.9860518 >>9860247 So he'll get <100 calories per day for almost a month, followed by a scrawny chicken at the end. Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:45:45 2017 No.9860534 >>9860513 conventional pasta is cheaper at weight, than ramen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:47:42 2017 No.9860539 >>9860518 >the other 5 euros goes to rice and don't pretend you're not a fatty. Use the occasion to lose some chub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:48:45 2017 No.9860544 >>9860497 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:50:14 2017 No.9860548 >>9860539 rice is a terribly poor source of nutrition

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:52:18 2017 No.9860560 >>9860548 asia objects

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:55:48 2017 No.9860575 >>9860560 they are wrong. rice is not only extremely arduous interms of resources/energy to produce, but also has very little caloric or otherwise nutrition value.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:58:41 2017 No.9860581 >>9860575 380 cals per 100 gr dry like any other grain

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:01:48 2017 No.9860597 >>9860575 It just has less vitamins but nothing you can't tough out for 20 days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:02:42 2017 No.9860599 >>9860581 >>9860597 better off with pasta or potatos, and they probably cost less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:05:05 2017 No.9860605 >>9858354 By bleach and battery acid and drink that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:06:56 2017 No.9860610 >>9860327 Not him, but stealing out of necessity is a lot less shitty than stealing out of greed

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:24:57 2017 No.9860655

>>9860610

Stealing is stealing m8.

Many shops and restaurants operate on shoestring budgets, often making losses for much of the year and the owners working all hours to make ends meet.

OP could work as a casual day labourer instead of resorting to stealing.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:29:38 2017 No.9860674

>>9860599
>better off with pasta

They are within 1% of each other, calorie/weight, and if you think 1 % is significant, then I am sorry to report that rice is 1% superior to pasta per weight of product.

Dry pasta: 3.71 kcal/gram
Dry rice: 3.74 kcal/gram

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:32:18 2017 No.9860687 >>9860409 >am I some hippie You've managed to be worse than a hippie, you're a thief.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:46:30 2017 No.9860735 How can you not have any food at home? i have enough to eat three times a day for 4 months just in the pantry and the freezer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:03:31 2017 No.9860799 >>9860735 fatty

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:08:02 2017 No.9860823 >>9860687 Oooh, look at Mr. Whiteknight on his high horse.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:09:43 2017 No.9860836 >>9860823 you need a grill in the thread to whiteknight you fucking moron. kys and never post here again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:13:56 2017 No.9860857 >>9860610 literaly the saem

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:15:25 2017 No.9860863 >>9860326 you're gonna fucking die mate

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:21:43 2017 No.9860893 >>9860836 how unimaginative are you, you super retarded autist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:22:07 2017 No.9860896 >>9858354 8th of Jan? I bet you're a student.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:22:20 2017 No.9860900 >>9860893 >>> Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)21:21:43 No.9860893>>9860836 >how unimaginative are you, you super retarded autist?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:36:25 2017 No.9860973

>>9859799
You put a lot of effort in anon well done.
When I was skint it was the price of the gas or leccy to cook stuff that killed me.
I cooked rice by boiling water at work and half filling a Stanley flask with rice and topping it up then letting it sit till I got home.
I stole a set of condiments from weatherspoons and lived like this for 3months with occasional meals from friends and family.
I could have carried on indefinitely but my situation changed I remember a tv program about people surviving in Canada and they ate a few limpets a day and still managed to chop wood and shit.
It's all mental

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:40:40 2017 No.9860987 >>9858354 8th of January is my birthday, thanks for reminding me that I am one year closer to death from liver failure

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:41:27 2017 No.9860991 >>9858354 Collect scrap metal and donate plasma for extra cash

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:45:08 2017 No.9861004 >>9858354 Go get paid retard. Mow a lawn, help an old lady organize her crap, clean out a garage. How do people like you survive this long even with 0 initiative or will to thrive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:46:34 2017 No.9861009 >>9858354 coconut water and a pasty

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:25:56 2017 No.9861168 Isn't it illegal to die in the UK? Just ask the gubbermint to give you some NEET bux

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:32:01 2017 No.9861188 >>9858354 So you're bong? Go to Morrison's around 1 hour before closing. With any luck the staff will be reducing shit they neglected to check and you can pick up things worth £3-£5 for 30p or less. Half of it can be shoved in the freezer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:36:00 2017 No.9861204 Find a food bank in your area

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:57:34 2017 No.9861284 >>9860513 That shit makes you feel horrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:03:01 2017 No.9861300 Put a suit on and hit up some Christmas parties OP. Museums, art galleries, universities, offices, book launches. No one will question you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:10:46 2017 No.9861323 >>9858354 I got just the thing for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:45:30 2017 No.9861431

>>9860973
>You put a lot of effort in anon well done.

Going hungry is the fucking worst, I feel for OP.

My advice in
>>9859770
was learned first hand - I never got down to *just* rice, but I did have days in a row back around 2005-2006 where it was rice + an onion.

You get fucking tired of that reeeeal quick.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:48:14 2017 No.9861438

>>9859708
>instant ramen
You people are retarded. Ramen is always much mre expansive thn the amount of kcals-ratio for normal spaghetti. How much noodles are there in one pack? 50g? Costs around 0,50€. Well, for the same amount you can get 10 times the amount of noodles ad buy a instant broth yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:52:20 2017 No.9861451 >>9858471 Too bad you weren't around when that one retard took on a bet to survive off of $100 in food for six months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:56:01 2017 No.9861462 >>9861451 How did that end?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:56:52 2017 No.9861466 >>9858354 Maruchan says hello

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:00:41 2017 No.9861474 File: 202 KB, 500x281, 1505840631081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9858354 OP best advice here >>9859751

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:01:16 2017 No.9861477 >>9861004 >go mow a lawn in the middle of winter Retard alert.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:03:31 2017 No.9861485

>>9861462
I don't know but I wish I could find out. He made one massive thread that I saw and then I never saw him again. I think around now he would have been finishing the six months.

Anyway, if he actually tried it he probably gave up before the end. Eating just rice and pasta for six months would be like torture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:04:01 2017 No.9861486 >>9858354 Honestly, I don't think you'll survive. Rip, op.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:04:54 2017 No.9861489

>>9861300
Similar to this. Wear a suit, be clean shaven and carry an empty briefcase. Walk into any motel or hotel with a free breakfast in the lobby, go to the elevators and go up. Come down 5 minutes later and just set to. Don't make a hog of yourself and act decorous and no one will question you. I literally lived on this through a six month period of rough times. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, it's not like you'll be arrested in the unlikely event some Pajeet was paying enough attention to get butthurt about it. Asians are intimidated by cleancut white people in suits carrying briefcases anyway.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:16:10 2017 No.9861530
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This will sound like bait/pasta but if I was you I'd be giving serious consideration to hunting/trapping/eating pigeons (assuming you live in a city). It a myth that they are "rats with wings", they're very clean, they wouldn't survive if they weren't. There's a lot of free protein flying around the city. You could probably make a snare out of shoelace if you researched it. Cutting them up would require a relatively strong stomach though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:23:31 2017 No.9861551 >>9861530 worse than dumpsterdiving don't do this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:28:13 2017 No.9861567 >>9858354 Either kys or please stop false-flagging that you’re British.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:30:28 2017 No.9861573 >>9858354 pasta? fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 19:48:21 2017 No.9861905 Buy flour...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 22:26:48 2017 No.9862490 a 12 pack of ramen at sams club is 1.80, thats 48 servings or 2 a day for 8 bucks. Probably what 2.20 at walmart? Yeah it would suck but you wont really be hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 23:45:37 2017 No.9862774 >>9861477 >glosses over whole point of post to nitpick a turn of phrase hi OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 23:47:45 2017 No.9862778 >>9858354 rice and beans friend... also you can not eat for several days at a time and be perfectly fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:33:32 2017 No.9862892 >>9859678 >Just go into a cornfield at night and milk some cows This had me in tears

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 01:29:36 2017 No.9862996 >>9859894 thanks reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 02:22:59 2017 No.9863091 >>9860318 a literal cockney

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:08:06 2017 No.9863184 >>9862892 I promise I wrote cow field and my phone changed it to cornfield.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:11:30 2017 No.9863192 >>9861567 >Either kys or please stop false-flagging that you’re British. >There are no poor people in the UK KYS yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:13:33 2017 No.9863199 Go to a food bank OP. According to the Labour Party they even give out free food to nurses on 23k plus salaries. They're definitely going to give you free food. That way you can keep your £10 and spend it on booze.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:21:30 2017 No.9863217

>>9863199
Depends where he lives. In my country when i told them i had only 120 bucks to spend each month (for food (and cigs, i bought the imported russian fake ones that tasted like shit)) they didn't care.

But to get ontopic. As mentioned before, noodles are a bad choice. Better to get rice with scrambled eggs and green beans. Put some salt, pepper and soya sauce on that bitch and eat away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:33:42 2017 No.9863236 better start catching some crow, buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrxX8LEqs8w i'm not joking. also, there's a twist when they eat the cooked crow meat if you just want to skip passed the chatter.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:38:03 2017 No.9863246

>>9861530
>Cutting them up would require a relatively strong stomach though.

wrong. there's a vid with Ramsay just pulling the wings off very easily to reveal the breast meat. Of course, he was doing it to field pigeons but their anatomy is very similar to city birds. Also, anyone scared about butchering meat should just wear fucking latex gloves and get used to it, stop being a pussy.

i'm actually going to start killing crows and city birds for meat just for fun. I linked a video down below showing two guys eating crow meat and they say it tastes a lot like duck. I love duck meat but crow would be much more affordable. YEEEEHHHAAAAWW

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:49:55 2017 No.9863270

When I was in my 20s I could tell you where all the (accessible) fruit trees and pecan trees were for miles around. Also bamboo shoots and dandelion greens (only smooth spine, the spiked ones are no good) are nice free food, they cook just like spinach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:13:31 2017 No.9863345 >>9860863 p-please explain why, i'm getting all necessary nutrients, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:26:54 2017 No.9863389 >>9863345 Try and eat less tuna. Mercury, you know? Try and use chicken thighs and stick to tuna 3x a week at most. Or you could use canned sardines, smaller fish don't accumulate mercury like tuna does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:42:53 2017 No.9863431 >>9858354 Grow your own vegetables. Spend $40 on seeds once and you'll have endless vegetables of all kinds pissing out of your ears all year around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:44:21 2017 No.9863433 >>9863431 Yes, spend your money on seeds in late December and hope to be well fed all the way through to early January. Are you paid by monsanto?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:38:17 2017 No.9863661 >>9860655 This. The lazy fucking NEET could just work literally any job for a day and he'd have $90 worth to play with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:50:56 2017 No.9863694 >>9863661 >could just work literally any job for a day Ah yes, the coveted "literally any job" demographic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 15:38:30 2017 No.9865357 >>9863694 There are Mexicans in America and Poles in Britain who stand on the side of the road and get hired as day labourers. The money's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 16:13:56 2017 No.9865505 >>9858354 >a pack of condoms and lube of lube Just sell that boipucci and feed yourself for the month

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 16:19:28 2017 No.9865529 >>9858354 If you aren't already very very lean you could just waterfast those 20 days

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:35:37 2017 No.9865794 File: 389 KB, 301x200, 200 (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9860231

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:47:58 2017 No.9865848 >>9860278 I used this method during a rough period in my 20's. I am now a multi-millionaire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:48:42 2017 No.9865851 >>9860278 >6 eggs will buy you a chicken what

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:49:09 2017 No.9865853 >>9858354 buy the biggest sack of rice you can and then get a job

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:51:13 2017 No.9865865 >>9858354 The sauce will be the costly part of pasta unless you eat 700cal+ a meal of pasta

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:13:37 2017 No.9865930

>>9863246
>. I linked a video down below showing two guys eating crow meat and they say it tastes a lot like duck. I love duck meat but crow would be much more affordable.

B-bbut isn't it illegal to kill these animals? I'm pretty sure if i tried this i would be arrested or beat up. Really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:19:04 2017 No.9865950 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1486985736778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tonight I am making soup from a can of stewed tomatoes and spices. Merry Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:20:43 2017 No.9865958 >>9860458 I didn’t know you got to decide that. Say hi to the warden for me

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:29:08 2017 No.9865991
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>>9860655
>Many shops and restaurants operate on shoestring budgets

lmao, the big supermarket chains budget in shoplifting in their prices anyway. Just nick a can of tuna or two OP and don't be a retard in the future. ALWAYS pay rent, utilities and stock on food on pay-/dole day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:42:50 2017 No.9866037 >>9865930 You won't get arrested for killing and eating a crow, anon. Although there's a very good chance that the crow's friends will take every opportunity to make your life a living hell. Crows are incredibly spiteful animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 19:05:07 2017 No.9866112 File: 3.11 MB, 4672x3504, IMAG0120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one just £1.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 19:13:30 2017 No.9866150

>>9866037
>Crows are incredibly spiteful animals
Can confirm, I havent eaten any but have shot some of those bastards when they were raiding my corn and noticed an unusually large amount of crow shit deposited in irritatingly strategic locations around my yard afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 19:58:05 2017 No.9866317 You're pretty much fucked. Get rice, mi goreng and as much tuna as you can afford. Maybe get some vegetables to fry up like onions/garlic or some peas to add to your slop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:38:39 2017 No.9866498 Read up on intermittent fasting

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 21:16:57 2017 No.9866696 >>9866037 corvids are quite intelligent very high encephalization index, up there with dolphins and and elephants youd be pissed too if someone ate one of your family memebers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 23:17:28 2017 No.9867238 you can literally beg people for money and have your budget again in a few hours

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 07:06:34 2017 No.9868261 >>9865950 Actually I'm kind of curious - how did you end up in this situation to begin with? Sudden unexpected expense? Sudden loss of income? Robbery? Debt you couldn't hold off on paying any longer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 07:15:16 2017 No.9868277 POTATOES O T A O E S

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:16:53 2017 No.9868389
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>>9858354
How fat are you? (serious question).

If you have some and aren't a twig, you can legitimately just fast.
Your body is a survival machine, the fatter you are the longer you can fast with absolutely no ill health effects.

After 3-4 days of it, you'll kick into focus mode and won't even miss food.
Plus it's actually very good for you - it triggers autophagy and cleans up all the shit your cells hoard (for situations exactly like this).

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:37:01 2017 No.9868423 Homemade egg fried rice is about the only thing you can afford to live on with that budget for 3 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:49:53 2017 No.9868437 >>9868389 >How fat are you? (serious question). Tweekers are not known to be super big to start with.

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:00:21 2017 No.9869326

Just did the same thing bro. Rice and ramen are really you’re only option. Only a couple of bucks for a bag of rice and ramen is typicallly around $.25 a pack. Or you could skip out on the ramen and buy a few cans of beans instead. Shit sucks but already you’ll get some sort of nutrition

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 18:37:41 2017 No.9870087 >>9858354 Lentils/kidney beans for nutrition and rice to bulk out the calories you fucking idiot. >pasta Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 07:00:33 2017 No.9871982 >>9858354 go dumpster diving

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 07:10:35 2017 No.9871998 >>9859751 dal bhat power 24 hour!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:18:57 2017 No.9872739 eat one meal a day. easier and more sustainable than fasting if you've never done it before. also you can spend a bit more each day on food if it's one reasonable sized meal a day.

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:29:28 2017 No.9872772

Go to a chain restaurant right before they're about to close.

They'll be more than willing to sell you leftovers for a largely discounted price, or even for free, so they don't have to waste it by throwing it out.

Works like a charm a good 95% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:39:42 2017 No.9872803 >>9868389 Fasting feels so good and so bad at the same time, it's pretty strange.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:58:51 2017 No.9872844 >>9858354 You guys don't have food banks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:59:22 2017 No.9872845 >>9858354 Do what ever the refugees are doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:00:57 2017 No.9872852 >>9861323 That's so fucking sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:02:53 2017 No.9872855 >>9858354 Have you had heavy snow yet? You can shovel driveways for money. Anyway, your best bet is looking for odd jobs to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:04:54 2017 No.9872863 >>9858354 Flour make unleavened bread Eggs Oil any kind of vegetable If you aren't a child you should have salt or any sort of flavoring to make is not bland

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:22:01 2017 No.9872922 Why not just go to a supermarket, get a load of food, then put it all through the self service things as bananas? If you do it when its busy you will get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:29:51 2017 No.9872952 >>9872922 >Anon accidentally puts a spoon through the scanner APPROVAL NEEDED Gets busted for putting though 3 kilos of almonds as beef tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:34:05 2017 No.9872967 File: 200 KB, 405x427, nglLt4O.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872952

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:01:06 2017 No.9874182 >>9861004 8th of January smacks of a UK Student Finance payment date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:05:14 2017 No.9874196 >>9866112 >£10 >10 meals >less than four days' worth of food

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:07:32 2017 No.9874202 Rice, flour If there's a Sikh gurdwara nearby they'll feed you once a day and are great people Food banks etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:21:24 2017 No.9874249 >>9874202 sikhs helped me through 6 months of homelessness, truly great people. now i'm well of enough to donate to the gurdwara every paycheck.

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