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Why not?

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>> No.9853256

Chicago pizza is trash.

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>> No.9853268

fucking lol

>> No.9853293

I prefer Detroit style. Just like the girl said. The spongy like dough reminds me of focaccia

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Oh Boy, she is a messy eater.

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>t. Yankee pizzalet

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Apparently this is the Pizza Edition of webm thread?

>> No.9853477

>all that fumbling
This is a joke, right? I could do it twice as fast.

>> No.9853488

Some shit doesn't work as a silent webm.

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>> No.9853526

I just tore all of the cheese out of this slice, you want it? It's to hot m8

>> No.9853527

I don't even really want to bang them, I just want to see their happy faces as they gain 500 lbs eating American food.

>> No.9853528

Fun fact: That narrator is the voice of Kaz Miller.

I can't find it, but somebody did a variant on this commercial, where "Paunch Burger" is replaced with "Chemical Burger"

>> No.9853532

He's wearing a chain mail glove.

>> No.9853549

Do it then faggot

>> No.9853550

Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.

>> No.9853556

Nigga that's not a nigga

>> No.9853575
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>> No.9853601

>For 9 lbs of beef
I understand that all that presentation jacks up the price, but holy shit.

>> No.9853605

>all that presentation jacks up the price
Clearly you've never had high quality meat. Ask your mom what it's like.

>> No.9853611

>Muh quallity
Yeah, more like its all imported cuz japan is smaller than a cow's grazing space.

>> No.9853613

You do know that wagyu is specifically Japanese grown beef right?

>> No.9853627

Oh okay. So their market is idiots, then.

>> No.9853647
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>> No.9853654

Kobe beef is specifically made a certain way because there's no grazing space. Instead of being fed grass, the cows are fed beer and they are always being massaged So their muscles won't be atrophied from the limited movement.

>> No.9853668

this is a work safe board, anon...

>> No.9853685

that isn't lava, that's molten metal. Lava from a volcano would have toxic sulfurous fumes coming off it too, which is probably not the best thing to infuse your steak with.

>> No.9853689

are you actually implying that "quality", when referring to an ingredient as diverse and with a production cycle as complex as beef, is somehow bullshit? You realize the shit you buy at the supermarket is treated with shit so it keeps a red color for longer and is injected with water/broth more often than not, right?

>> No.9853714

That slice might actually be edible if he tore out about 50% more cheese

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>> No.9853770

>Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.
Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.

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>actually implying that I buy beef at the grocery store

>> No.9853814

Thanks for this anon. I couldn't breathe for a bit. This guy is a legend.

>> No.9853841

I would get it for myself

>> No.9853878

I just bought 12 pounds of prime rib on sale for 80 ameridollars. Come at me

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>> No.9853915

You must be real fun at parties

>> No.9853921

>talking about volcanoes isn't fun
You must be real fun at parties

>> No.9853935

>talking about fun at parties
you must be fun at parties

>> No.9853937

sounds like you're butthurt that you ate toxic fume steak and now you're retarded

>> No.9853941

That's some powerful projectile vomiting.

>> No.9853943

If you thought the habanero tobasco was bad going down imagine how it feels coming back up.

>> No.9853954

Man, having it go back through your nose must be decimating
Still my favourite sauce though

>> No.9853960

that's retarded. It isn't even a matter of 'go man mode', tabasco is mostly vinegar, and if you drink a jug of acid of course your body is going to say no thanks

>> No.9853982

Makes for a good video though.

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>> No.9854004

prime rib is shit.

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>> No.9854046

And you are? Don't make me laugh

>> No.9854052

Is she okay?

>> No.9854080

>someone works in food service

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>> No.9854156

Why am I so aroused

>> No.9854160

There's absolutely no way thats a world record for a pizza that thin and small.
What is it with these stupid overbulked faggots eating so aggressively yet so pathetically slowly?

Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?

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>> No.9854179

There isn't even any audio, why did I watch it 5 times?

>> No.9854192

no it's definitely lava. it's the lava kiln at the syracuse university geology department

>> No.9854212

If he's so slow, you should have no trouble beating his record.

>> No.9854245

>dipping sauces

>> No.9854262

raw sauce
no ketchup

>> No.9854265

>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?
they saw salt bae doing it once and thought it was what "cool" chefs are supposed to do

>> No.9854271

personal theory is that it kind of resets their position to one their muscle memory is more familiar with and can work from. sounds weird but after many years of playing various instruments I can definitely say it's a thing

>> No.9854276

Shut the fuck up

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>no Jack webms
Which countries are sleeping right now?

>> No.9854289

this needs a zoom in of her face with the word NUT from the logo underneath

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>> No.9854322

9AM in Europe, 6 in murrica
Asian/aussie watch now

>> No.9854323

are there really people who consider tobasco "hot" sauce?

>> No.9854328

This is the thing that gives me the most anxiety about traveling.

How will i charge my phone and plug in my nintendo?

>> No.9854329

for what purpose

>> No.9854330

a literal shitcake. That's novel.

>> No.9854339

>prime rib is shit.

This anon only eats gold-plated fillet mignon from a cow fed on gold-plated gold.

>> No.9854347

I always feel kind of bad for those guinness world records emissaries/judges. Having to stay serious and professional while measuring some completely ridiculous claim and afterwards putting on a smile and congratulating them.

>> No.9854371

There's travel converters available that usually have 10+ plugs and adapters for wherever you're going.

>> No.9854397

>2800 bucks
goddamn i sell cows for like 800 a critter.

>> No.9854401

nigger's a doctor in watermelon

>> No.9854510

I dont mind her chopping my nuts if you know what i mean

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>> No.9854521

I'm going to get all of my cousins and beat your ass

>> No.9854526

What channel?

>> No.9854528

I'd rather have this guy than a guy who thinks poisoning all his guests is just minor if you can cook steak an awesome way.

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Posting some couple of OC

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>> No.9854576

Salt bae is such that cuck

>> No.9854594

oh shit!

>> No.9854597

buzzfeed... BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. Ill eat a homeless mans cock if i can get full from it...

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this version is better

>> No.9854676

I don't understand how a man can be so inept...

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is jack a manlet?

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I enjoyed seeing their enjoyment. I try to see the patron's reaction to their meals as often as I can without them seeing me. I get a really good feeling when they obviously love everything about their meal, & they absolutely loved those ribs. Shit like this does my heart good...thanks, OP

>> No.9854690

But... it's all so fake.

>> No.9854708

The girl on the left wasn't faking it, she loved those ribs...

>> No.9854709

I hope so, Anon. I hope they tasted just as good on their way back up.

>> No.9854716

>why not?
because instead of starting the threas with actual OC you just repost old webms since you re lazy faggot

>> No.9854743

I wanna edge for 2 weeks, grab her waist, get inside, and let my nuts unload the white gravy

>> No.9854779

I knew a guy that literally thought fucking onions were spicy.

>> No.9854790

I want to fondle that soyboy's mantiddies like chad fondles his pizza

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I'd rather taste the meat, not the heat.

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I don't get what you thirsty fuckers see in her, but sure, here it is.

>> No.9854857

>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?
I only do it if I have to chop a lot of vegetables in a hurry, to get some of the pieces stuck to the knife off.

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That's the thing, she's totally average and yet...

>> No.9855023

This niggas right

>> No.9855026

sadly not being overweight means she isn't just average

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*Snap* I got it. The joke is that they love american meat mpre than asian meat. They love gargantuan, bulbous american penis.

>> No.9855038

I want one

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>*Snap* I got it

>> No.9855134

She is overweight though, at least 30 pounds

>> No.9855155

>I've prepped approximately two onions in my entire life

>> No.9855161

>americans invented pork ribs


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>> No.9855169

Not the guy you're quoting, but I make mirepoix, juliennes and brunoises regularly and I don't need to tap my knife against the board

>> No.9855180

everything that isn't uk is flimsy shit

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>> No.9855202

And particles of metal In your food is better than sulphur?

>> No.9855210

Or you could just use any knife.

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>> No.9855230

>file name
You need to get a life.

>> No.9855231

Why are soyboys so scared of non-sanitized food
Toughen up.

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>yur gona cery tat weit

>> No.9855249

no one said that you dumb fuck

>> No.9855250

do koreans only eat shitty food?

>> No.9855278

>It's only deliverable in Japan
No shit.

>> No.9855475

I hope he lets me chew the rind

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>> No.9855755

Most Korean food is pretty bad and they definitely don't have anything as savory as that.

>> No.9855825

fridges are typically a little under 6 feet, so based on that picture he's probably under 5'9"

>> No.9855828

she's got nice skin

>> No.9855840

Clearly we know who's the idiot here.
Fuck off until you've eaten any quality real beef

>> No.9855843

For kids lunches

>> No.9855852

Yes, it's only a small scratch

>> No.9855884

>le ugly, scruffy american cooks badly, so funny!

hate jack

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>> No.9855930

Beef is SO expensive in Japan, it's insane

>> No.9855953

The amount of salt he consumed there should have killed him.

>> No.9855957

Consumed would imply it stayed in

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>> No.9856134

>any1 who isnt a fatass is anorexic

>> No.9856190

he's shorter than that

>> No.9856209

>all that salt on his wrist

>> No.9856213

I can have one?

>> No.9856214

I didn't imply they were anorexic, Anon, I implied they were bulimic.

>> No.9856221

try it and you will understand
its the best seasoning method, it really evenly spreads seasonings over a very wide area

>> No.9856251

What's with the goofy ass knives and other various kitchen utensils this clown uses all the time? A lot of them are like play skool tier in appearance...which i guess is perfect for jack.

>> No.9856267

She's a big girl

>> No.9856301

nice one tumblr!

>> No.9856322

I'm not a competitive eater, he can certainly do it faster than me but this looks like the same retard who eats a chipotle burrito in 45 seconds, looking like he's going to tear away at it like a hungry raptor at any second, but just takes a series of mildly large bites.
Google some actual competitive eaters and you'll see what I mean, they have a calm, rapid eating technique, they don't just JAM IT INTO MY FACE AS AGGRESSIVELY AS I CAN RAWWWR I AM A BIG MANLY EATING [email protected]!

>> No.9856376

People who care about their health don't eat steak.

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>> No.9856393

it's guinness world records, they force a fork and knife for most all of their eating records, because it was started by a guy that did that

>> No.9856396

Well that's just downright retarded

>> No.9856401

Dibs on that one

>> No.9856403

Tumblr is where they all hang out.

>> No.9856429

hey, whatever pays the bills
i imagine it beats an actually working job

>> No.9856439

that's kind of the point of his channel

>> No.9856472

Yeah its full of fatties its so gross

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>> No.9856508

>Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.
That's one of the dumbest things I have read.

"Im pretty sure he wouldnt be cutting things on his counter like that if he didnt have a cuttin board unerneath"

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Does it hurt to be as stupid as you?

>> No.9856536


Looks like a snozcumber desu

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Oh look asians
I like asians
asians so cool its just like in my anime

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Only if you got cash.

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>> No.9856636

Nice CGI

>> No.9856643

Much better to be a bulimic Asian.

>> No.9856648

It is

>> No.9856652

Just fucking dice the nuts with a chef knife, what the fuck.

>> No.9856679

They're what make these threads great.

>> No.9856694

>why go for flavor when you can have a tub of oily water?

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>> No.9856974

Do you think people watch him because their product comes out terrible too?

Like sometimes I enjoy watching amateur porn instead of studio made because it feels more real.

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>> No.9857025

damn italy, get it together

>> No.9857036

I want her to do that but to my head. What a way to go

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>> No.9857061

Why is he using a switch blade to cut bread?

>> No.9857086

I'm sorry, but are these not the same people who put things like shrimp and mayonnaise on their pizza? Asking for a Koreans opinion on pizza is like asking for a bears opinion on parking tickets.

They just won't get it.

>> No.9857101

>when you hate alcohol so much you spend more time sculpting the ice than you do fixing the fucking drink.

>> No.9857102


>sriracha mayo


Save some Michelin Stars for the rest of us, Gordo.

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>> No.9857244

I don't care what "muh quality" is, there isn't any food out there that is worth $311/lb. If you believe there is, you're a sucker and I look forward to all the people taking advantage of your retardation.

>> No.9857279

I'm traveling to Japan in February and just realized I should buy a converter.

>> No.9857297

That's not a switchblade, but yes, I too question his use of a pocket knife to cut the bread.

>> No.9857309

i just creamed

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>raiders fans

>> No.9857348

actually, there is a dish at hawaii that uses meat cooked with lava

>> No.9857361

The massage thing is actually a myth

>> No.9857374

>be me
>take wife and kid to shitcago pizza joint
>place order
>fill up on bread, salad and water
>1 hour and 15 minutes after ordering, pie arrives
>box it up
>take it home
>reheat next day for lunch
>MFW i throw it all away and be pissed for spending over $80 on a shit meal

>> No.9857377

Why don't they just put some water in a mold instead of carving ice?

>> No.9857405

what does this guy have against sharp knives?

>> No.9857411

who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?

>> No.9857453

Their Video with North Koreans was very interesting.

>> No.9857526

holy shit i actually laughed out loud

notices the thing is upside down, flips it proper
thing just flings open, like wtf

>> No.9857603

Is that mah nigga Andy?!

>> No.9857631

Jesus what the fuck

>> No.9857693

Rosati's is delicious you waste of precious carbs.

>> No.9857719

>that reaction to the beef rib platter
Pretty adorable desu

>> No.9857768

I think it's a fair point to make if companies are misleading consumers who think that they're getting quality stuff.

>> No.9857894

>you'll never touch me there again, daddy!

>> No.9857921

>They're taking _____ to the next level!
I wish people who say things like this would tie a rope around their necks and jump down toward the previous level.

>> No.9857940


>> No.9857959

Goddamn I want some cookies now

>> No.9857999

Made me remember when you get transformed into a zombie in metal slug

>> No.9858009

Jews have many things going for them, but clearly not that

>> No.9858017

Would love to be in the same room as their farts after that meal

>> No.9858035

>oil the pan before cooking spam
>only lightly browning the spam
>breaking the yolk while deep frying egg in oil
>disgusting amount of green onion
>sriracha diarrhea to top it off

How can you be a morbidly obese professional chef and still fuck up literally every step of the most simple dish?

>> No.9858064

the brazilian one is the best

>> No.9858079


is fried spam really good?

>> No.9858110

that's vile

>> No.9858113

I think you mean Swiss.

>> No.9858123

this one gets me everytime.

how does he manage to undercook such a thin, shitty little steak.

Shit like this makes me think jack does it on purpose. That pan isn't evne hot.

>> No.9858147

I always see a bunch of weird utensils at the kitchen aisle at my super market, also knife sets with like 10+ blades where 7 of them look crazy.

>> No.9858176

You should watch the actual video where he talks about every point to make

>> No.9858183

I think you're right actually.

>> No.9858267

I rarely go full /pol/, but what a bunch of nu-male looking cucks.

>> No.9858291

What, you don't think that a few mildly spicy cheetos mixed with a metric shitton of milk and cream are mouth-twisting spicy?

>> No.9858312

Of course it's on purpose

>> No.9858328

Something tells me you're not married with a kid.

>> No.9858383

>webm thread
>235 posts
>~50 webms
Good thread guys, keep it up

>> No.9858406

>shiro dreams of ice blocks

fucking japs are so autistic it isn't even funny anymore

>> No.9858418

I bet he can't eat this pizza

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forgot pic

>> No.9858470

>Eating pizza world record.
>Its literally uncooked dough.
Where have the standards gone?

>> No.9858526
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>> No.9858532

class, this gif demonstrates that men are stupid

>> No.9858536
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I know how much you guys love Ja/ck/ so here's some fresh webm

>> No.9858548

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana.

>> No.9858580

I mean they're "spicy" if you eat them raw and alone. On a sandwich or cooked or any other way they're just extra flavor, not really spicy, though

>> No.9858586

Oh you mean the one that's been posted no less than 4 times in this thread already?
Fuck off mate.

>> No.9858589


>> No.9858598

"Taps Knife" is the new "Tips Fedora" isn't it?

>> No.9858601
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>> No.9858605

i live in hawaii and that isnt a thing, at least nowadays

>> No.9858649

yes. it's the fuckin best.

t. hawaiian

>> No.9858699

>cuts towards himself
Oh boy

>> No.9858722
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>> No.9858735

That's pretty awesome

>> No.9858745

That guy at the 5 second mark makes me so angry. What a faggot.

>> No.9858768

How do they keep the meat hot?

>> No.9858771

Tubes under the sand.

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>> No.9858783

I demand jack posting , please

>> No.9858789

Jesus christ, my sides!

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>> No.9858804

She's not average, she's gorgeous dude.

>> No.9858807

something tells me you are a fucking retard

>> No.9858839

He's not allowed to use them

>> No.9858843

They probably just pulled the mozz curd in house and didn't squeeze out any of the water after it was pulled

>> No.9858850

dumb bitch is making a mess

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>/ck/ makes anime real

>> No.9858876

I want to make tender love to her and feel her spasm as she orgasms.

>> No.9858897

You will feel her spasm from here ataxia.

>> No.9858916

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

>> No.9858917

I am ok with that

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>> No.9858928

Chinaman cheesecake.

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>> No.9858930

The mezito people are a creative bunch. Not in a good way mind you but at least they try.

>> No.9858939

hide de deadly

>> No.9858947

Wawlamelom savant!

>> No.9858950
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By far the least offensive of the "styrofoam contain filled with Mexican shit" webm series

>> No.9858957


why is bailey jay in this video

>> No.9858968


>that cross blade technique

truly the pinnacle participant of culinary arts

>> No.9858980


So just make sure you're getting quality food? Nothing in this makes me want to avoid animal products. It just makes me want to avoid low quality animal products even more than I already do. I don't eat any of the shit in that webm so it doesn't really make me feel one way or another.

>> No.9858981


sometimes i think to myself

>you know anon, you arent really that decent of a cook. youre pretty bottom tier. anyone can make stuff homemade and from scratch, you need to really step up your game

and then i come to gif threads

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>> No.9859001

This is like a Goofus and Gallant comic.

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>> No.9859008

No matter how good they are, they've only got a few years until they lose a finger.

>> No.9859010

god I hate this fucking faggot and his gross pubestache and his shitty "lol so wacky" expressions

>> No.9859014

This guy gets way too close to cutting himself several times.

>> No.9859017

it's a poo, who cares

>> No.9859025

what ailment does this woman have?

>> No.9859028

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9859030

Cerebral palsy, just has difficulties controlling her body

>> No.9859046

Beef confit?

>> No.9859089

I wanna fuck that fat chink.

>> No.9859094

it's still true

>> No.9859099

they're not trying to make you avoid animal products.

>> No.9859212

she's a spastic, very sad

>> No.9859216

pls tell me everything they put on that cob
i could only guess the red thing thats prob crushed flaming hot cheetos

>> No.9859227

>t. hawaiian
Listen, don't lie to the man, okay? Shits only good in spam musubi

>> No.9859357
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Kek Korean pizza is a fucking abomination. I spent a month there for work once and although I liked their food a lot, much of it lacks variation when it comes to taste so I got tired of it pretty quickly. One night I got a craving for something more western and decided to order a pizza.

>had seen the horrorful mix of toppings that are commonly used, so cautiously decide to play it safe by ordering a plain peperoni pizza
>pizza arrives and it looks fine, I mean what could they do wrong with something so simple?
>take a bite and immediately taste an overwhelming sweetness
>wtf how
>put the slice down, realize fingers are now sticky
>the entire fucking pizza is coated in some kind of sugar syrup. Crust, toppings, everything

I ate Korean until the end of the trip after that

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this clip unironically made me proud to be amerimutt

>> No.9859474

He doesn't. He has to cook them all to get out.

>> No.9859482

Still would pound her to oblivion/10

>> No.9859503
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even an average /ck/ user is smarter than one of the most awarded bartending hack

>> No.9859507
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all this is doing for me is getting me angry that someone can be this fucking inept at eating cookies and milk.

>> No.9859509

the jokes just write themselves

>> No.9859537

ok packaged grated cheeses and hot dogs are fucking gross compared to the good stuff you find at a local deli.

>> No.9859567

he lives there

>> No.9859578
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May I ask what the actual fucking point of these foods are, Is it really just to just have a bunch of teenagers, annoying manchild numales, and thots post about it on social media? What a huge waste of time and effort for shit that no regular person wants.

>> No.9859712

>Not wearing gloves
>Performing quick jerking motions around the band saw
>Wearing a wrist watch during operation that's just waiting to snag
That webm is too triggering for me. There's no way that guy still has all his digits by now

>> No.9859801

How do koreans taste?

>> No.9859807

>No tapping their knives/saws

>> No.9859816

Well oil beef hooked

>> No.9859905

It's pretty nice if you'e got something acid to cut through the grease, like a pickled gherkin or something.

>> No.9859934

I hate the concept, I hate the editing and I hate the clientele.

>> No.9859940

I'm pretty sure >>9858797 is a joke.

>> No.9859962
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>you will never cook, care and cock for her

>> No.9859971

I wrote Korean as in Korean food, not Koreans.

But to answer your question: like salty coins

>> No.9860313

doesnt matter the size i always fuck it up

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>> No.9860417

they thought tyrone was joking when he said he wanted a degree in watermelon

>> No.9860469

this shit isn't standard at all here in monkeyland. i've seen half of the ones in that pic irl

>> No.9861378

>being this much of a knife tapper in the year 2017

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