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>>9853243Chicago pizza is trash.
I prefer Detroit style. Just like the girl said. The spongy like dough reminds me of focaccia
>>9853214Oh Boy, she is a messy eater.
>>9853256>t. Yankee pizzalet
Apparently this is the Pizza Edition of webm thread?
>>9853466>all that fumblingThis is a joke, right? I could do it twice as fast.
>>9853424Some shit doesn't work as a silent webm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs
>>9853243I just tore all of the cheese out of this slice, you want it? It's to hot m8
>>9853134I don't even really want to bang them, I just want to see their happy faces as they gain 500 lbs eating American food.
>>9853514Fun fact: That narrator is the voice of Kaz Miller.I can't find it, but somebody did a variant on this commercial, where "Paunch Burger" is replaced with "Chemical Burger"
>>9853251He's wearing a chain mail glove.
>>9853477Do it then faggot
>>9853532Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.
>>9853532>he'sNigga that's not a nigga
>>9853575>$2800>For 9 lbs of beefJesus.I understand that all that presentation jacks up the price, but holy shit.
>>9853601>all that presentation jacks up the priceClearly you've never had high quality meat. Ask your mom what it's like.
>>9853605>Muh quallityYeah, more like its all imported cuz japan is smaller than a cow's grazing space.
>>9853611You do know that wagyu is specifically Japanese grown beef right?
>>9853613Oh okay. So their market is idiots, then.
>>9853611Kobe beef is specifically made a certain way because there's no grazing space. Instead of being fed grass, the cows are fed beer and they are always being massaged So their muscles won't be atrophied from the limited movement.
>>9853243this is a work safe board, anon...
>>9853647that isn't lava, that's molten metal. Lava from a volcano would have toxic sulfurous fumes coming off it too, which is probably not the best thing to infuse your steak with.
>>9853611are you actually implying that "quality", when referring to an ingredient as diverse and with a production cycle as complex as beef, is somehow bullshit? You realize the shit you buy at the supermarket is treated with shit so it keeps a red color for longer and is injected with water/broth more often than not, right?
>>9853526That slice might actually be edible if he tore out about 50% more cheese
>>9853550>Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.
>>9853689>actually implying that I buy beef at the grocery storeHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>9853761Thanks for this anon. I couldn't breathe for a bit. This guy is a legend.
>>9853575I would get it for myself
>>9853575I just bought 12 pounds of prime rib on sale for 80 ameridollars. Come at me
>>9853685You must be real fun at parties
>>9853915>talking about volcanoes isn't funYou must be real fun at parties
>>9853921>talking about fun at partiesyou must be fun at parties
>>9853915sounds like you're butthurt that you ate toxic fume steak and now you're retarded
>>9853761That's some powerful projectile vomiting.
>>9853941If you thought the habanero tobasco was bad going down imagine how it feels coming back up.
>>9853943Man, having it go back through your nose must be decimatingStill my favourite sauce though
>>9853761that's retarded. It isn't even a matter of 'go man mode', tabasco is mostly vinegar, and if you drink a jug of acid of course your body is going to say no thanks
>>9853960Makes for a good video though.
>>9853878prime rib is shit.
>>9853915And you are? Don't make me laugh
>>9854039Is she okay?
>>9853251>someone works in food service
>>9854124Why am I so aroused
>>9853466There's absolutely no way thats a world record for a pizza that thin and small.What is it with these stupid overbulked faggots eating so aggressively yet so pathetically slowly?>>9853251Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?
>>9854124There isn't even any audio, why did I watch it 5 times?
>>9853685no it's definitely lava. it's the lava kiln at the syracuse university geology department
>>9854160If he's so slow, you should have no trouble beating his record.
>>9854245raw sauceno ketchup
>>9854160>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?they saw salt bae doing it once and thought it was what "cool" chefs are supposed to do
>>9854160personal theory is that it kind of resets their position to one their muscle memory is more familiar with and can work from. sounds weird but after many years of playing various instruments I can definitely say it's a thing
>>9854262Shut the fuck up
>no Jack webmsWhich countries are sleeping right now?
>>9854124this needs a zoom in of her face with the word NUT from the logo underneath
>>98542789AM in Europe, 6 in murricaAsian/aussie watch now
>>9853761are there really people who consider tobasco "hot" sauce?
>>9854278This is the thing that gives me the most anxiety about traveling.How will i charge my phone and plug in my nintendo?
>>9853913for what purpose
>>9853252a literal shitcake. That's novel.
>>9854004>prime rib is shit.This anon only eats gold-plated fillet mignon from a cow fed on gold-plated gold.
>>9853466I always feel kind of bad for those guinness world records emissaries/judges. Having to stay serious and professional while measuring some completely ridiculous claim and afterwards putting on a smile and congratulating them.
>>9854328There's travel converters available that usually have 10+ plugs and adapters for wherever you're going.
>>9853575>2800 bucksgoddamn i sell cows for like 800 a critter.
>>9853251nigger's a doctor in watermelon
>>9854124I dont mind her chopping my nuts if you know what i mean
>>9853256I'm going to get all of my cousins and beat your ass
>>9853915I'd rather have this guy than a guy who thinks poisoning all his guests is just minor if you can cook steak an awesome way.
Posting some couple of OC
>>9854565Salt bae is such that cuck
>>9854564buzzfeed... BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. Ill eat a homeless mans cock if i can get full from it...
>>9854568this version is better
>>9854565I don't understand how a man can be so inept...
>>9854677is jack a manlet?
>>9853134I enjoyed seeing their enjoyment. I try to see the patron's reaction to their meals as often as I can without them seeing me. I get a really good feeling when they obviously love everything about their meal, & they absolutely loved those ribs. Shit like this does my heart good...thanks, OP
>>9854681But... it's all so fake.
>>9854690The girl on the left wasn't faking it, she loved those ribs...
>>9854708I hope so, Anon. I hope they tasted just as good on their way back up.
>>9853134>why not?because instead of starting the threas with actual OC you just repost old webms since you re lazy faggot
>>9854124I wanna edge for 2 weeks, grab her waist, get inside, and let my nuts unload the white gravy
>>9854323I knew a guy that literally thought fucking onions were spicy.
>>9853466I want to fondle that soyboy's mantiddies like chad fondles his pizza
>>9853647I'd rather taste the meat, not the heat.
>>9854289>>9854156>>9854510>>9854743I don't get what you thirsty fuckers see in her, but sure, here it is.
>>9854160>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?I only do it if I have to chop a lot of vegetables in a hurry, to get some of the pieces stuck to the knife off.
>>9854832That's the thing, she's totally average and yet...
>>9853556This niggas right
>>9854987sadly not being overweight means she isn't just average
>>9853134*Snap* I got it. The joke is that they love american meat mpre than asian meat. They love gargantuan, bulbous american penis.
>>9853913I want one
>>9855029>*Snap* I got it
>>9855026She is overweight though, at least 30 pounds
>>9854265>I've prepped approximately two onions in my entire life
>>9853134>americans invented pork ribsdamn....
>>9853224EEEWWWWW THE ORANGE ONE WITH HER SPIT ON IT WENT BACK IN THE BAG
>>9855155Not the guy you're quoting, but I make mirepoix, juliennes and brunoises regularly and I don't need to tap my knife against the board
>>9854278everything that isn't uk is flimsy shit
>>9853685And particles of metal In your food is better than sulphur?
>>9854124Or you could just use any knife.
>>9855216>file nameYou need to get a life.
>>9854564Why are soyboys so scared of non-sanitized food>THE GROUND BEEF HAS SKIM TRIMMINGS IN IT, OH GOD IT'S LITERALLY DOG FOOD. IT'LL KILL ME IF I EAT IT.Toughen up.
>>9853915>yur gona cery tat weit
>>9855161no one said that you dumb fuck
>>9853259do koreans only eat shitty food?
>>9853575>It's only deliverable in JapanNo shit.
>>9853251I hope he lets me chew the rind
>>9855250Most Korean food is pretty bad and they definitely don't have anything as savory as that.
>>9854677fridges are typically a little under 6 feet, so based on that picture he's probably under 5'9"
>>9854832she's got nice skin
>>9853627Clearly we know who's the idiot here.Fuck off until you've eaten any quality real beef
>>9854329For kids lunches
>>9854052Yes, it's only a small scratch
>le ugly, scruffy american cooks badly, so funny!hate jack
>>9853601Beef is SO expensive in Japan, it's insane
>>9853761The amount of salt he consumed there should have killed him.
>>9855953Consumed would imply it stayed in
>>9854565PEEL THE ONION FIRST JACK
>>9854709>any1 who isnt a fatass is anorexic
>>9855825he's shorter than that
>>9856107>all that salt on his wrist
>>9854397I can have one?
>>9856134I didn't imply they were anorexic, Anon, I implied they were bulimic.
>>9856209try it and you will understandits the best seasoning method, it really evenly spreads seasonings over a very wide area
>>9854565What's with the goofy ass knives and other various kitchen utensils this clown uses all the time? A lot of them are like play skool tier in appearance...which i guess is perfect for jack.
>>9855852She's a big girl
>>9856214nice one tumblr!
>>9854212I'm not a competitive eater, he can certainly do it faster than me but this looks like the same retard who eats a chipotle burrito in 45 seconds, looking like he's going to tear away at it like a hungry raptor at any second, but just takes a series of mildly large bites.Google some actual competitive eaters and you'll see what I mean, they have a calm, rapid eating technique, they don't just JAM IT INTO MY FACE AS AGGRESSIVELY AS I CAN RAWWWR I AM A BIG MANLY EATING [email protected]!
>>9853685People who care about their health don't eat steak.
>>9856322it's guinness world records, they force a fork and knife for most all of their eating records, because it was started by a guy that did that
>>9856393Well that's just downright retarded
>>9855165Dibs on that one
>>9856301Tumblr is where they all hang out.
>>9854347hey, whatever pays the billsi imagine it beats an actually working job
>>9853960that's kind of the point of his channel
>>9856403Yeah its full of fatties its so gross
>>9853770>Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.That's one of the dumbest things I have read."Im pretty sure he wouldnt be cutting things on his counter like that if he didnt have a cuttin board unerneath"
>>9853532Does it hurt to be as stupid as you?
>>9854039Looks like a snozcumber desu
Oh look asiansI like asiansasians so cool its just like in my anime
>>9856213Only if you got cash.
>>9856472Much better to be a bulimic Asian.
>>9854124Just fucking dice the nuts with a chef knife, what the fuck.
>>9856648They're what make these threads great.
>>9853442>why go for flavor when you can have a tub of oily water?
>>9854565Do you think people watch him because their product comes out terrible too? Like sometimes I enjoy watching amateur porn instead of studio made because it feels more real.
>>9854278damn italy, get it together
>>9853178I want her to do that but to my head. What a way to go
>>9856976Why is he using a switch blade to cut bread?
>>9853259I'm sorry, but are these not the same people who put things like shrimp and mayonnaise on their pizza? Asking for a Koreans opinion on pizza is like asking for a bears opinion on parking tickets. They just won't get it.
>>9856130>when you hate alcohol so much you spend more time sculpting the ice than you do fixing the fucking drink.
>>9856976>sriracha mayoWA LA EXCELLENTE~Save some Michelin Stars for the rest of us, Gordo.
>>9853689I don't care what "muh quality" is, there isn't any food out there that is worth $311/lb. If you believe there is, you're a sucker and I look forward to all the people taking advantage of your retardation.
>>9854278I'm traveling to Japan in February and just realized I should buy a converter.
>>9856976>>9857061That's not a switchblade, but yes, I too question his use of a pocket knife to cut the bread.
>>9854124i just creamed
>>9853685actually, there is a dish at hawaii that uses meat cooked with lava
>>9853654The massage thing is actually a myth
>>9853243>be me>take wife and kid to shitcago pizza joint>place order>fill up on bread, salad and water>1 hour and 15 minutes after ordering, pie arrives>box it up>take it home>reheat next day for lunch>MFW i throw it all away and be pissed for spending over $80 on a shit meal
>>9856130Why don't they just put some water in a mold instead of carving ice?
>>9854829what does this guy have against sharp knives?
>>9856107who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?
>>9853134Their Video with North Koreans was very interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90
>>9854568holy shit i actually laughed out loudnotices the thing is upside down, flips it properthing just flings open, like wtf
>>9854517Is that mah nigga Andy?!
>>9856966Jesus what the fuck
>>9853256Rosati's is delicious you waste of precious carbs.
>>9857453>that reaction to the beef rib platterPretty adorable desu
>>9855231I think it's a fair point to make if companies are misleading consumers who think that they're getting quality stuff.
>>9853178>you'll never touch me there again, daddy!
>>9853575>They're taking _____ to the next level!I wish people who say things like this would tie a rope around their necks and jump down toward the previous level.
>>9853214Goddamn I want some cookies now
>>9853941Made me remember when you get transformed into a zombie in metal slug
>>9855192Jews have many things going for them, but clearly not that
>>9853575Would love to be in the same room as their farts after that meal
>>9856976>oil the pan before cooking spam>only lightly browning the spam >breaking the yolk while deep frying egg in oil>disgusting amount of green onion>sriracha diarrhea to top it offHow can you be a morbidly obese professional chef and still fuck up literally every step of the most simple dish?
>>9854278the brazilian one is the best
>>9856976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQis fried spam really good?
>>9858064>BrazilianI think you mean Swiss.
>>9857054this one gets me everytime. how does he manage to undercook such a thin, shitty little steak. Shit like this makes me think jack does it on purpose. That pan isn't evne hot.
>>9856251I always see a bunch of weird utensils at the kitchen aisle at my super market, also knife sets with like 10+ blades where 7 of them look crazy.
>>9858035You should watch the actual video where he talks about every point to make
>>9856974I think you're right actually.
>>9857140I rarely go full /pol/, but what a bunch of nu-male looking cucks.
>>9858267What, you don't think that a few mildly spicy cheetos mixed with a metric shitton of milk and cream are mouth-twisting spicy?
>>9858123Of course it's on purpose
>>9857374Something tells me you're not married with a kid.
>webm thread>235 posts>~50 webmsGood thread guys, keep it up
>>9856130>shiro dreams of ice blocksfucking japs are so autistic it isn't even funny anymore
>>9853466I bet he can't eat this pizza
>>9853466>Eating pizza world record.>Its literally uncooked dough.Where have the standards gone?
>>9853214class, this gif demonstrates that men are stupid
>>9853134I know how much you guys love Ja/ck/ so here's some fresh webm
>>9858526A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana.
>>9854779I mean they're "spicy" if you eat them raw and alone. On a sandwich or cooked or any other way they're just extra flavor, not really spicy, though
>>9858536Oh you mean the one that's been posted no less than 4 times in this thread already?Fuck off mate.
>>9856107"Taps Knife" is the new "Tips Fedora" isn't it?
>>9857348i live in hawaii and that isnt a thing, at least nowadays
>>9858079yes. it's the fuckin best.t. hawaiian
>>9856107>cuts towards himselfOh boy
>>9853528That's pretty awesome
>>9857140That guy at the 5 second mark makes me so angry. What a faggot.
>>9853575How do they keep the meat hot?
>>9858768Tubes under the sand.
>>9854278I demand jack posting , please
>>9854568Jesus christ, my sides!
>>9854987She's not average, she's gorgeous dude.
>>9857374something tells me you are a fucking retard
>>9857405He's not allowed to use them
>>9853243They probably just pulled the mozz curd in house and didn't squeeze out any of the water after it was pulled
>>9853214dumb bitch is making a mess
>>9858852>/ck/ makes anime real
>>9858872I want to make tender love to her and feel her spasm as she orgasms.
>>9858876You will feel her spasm from here ataxia.
>>9858601how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs
>>9858897I am ok with that
>>9858924The mezito people are a creative bunch. Not in a good way mind you but at least they try.
>>9858548hide de deadly
>>9858927By far the least offensive of the "styrofoam contain filled with Mexican shit" webm series
>>9854564why is bailey jay in this video
>>9854829>that cross blade techniquetruly the pinnacle participant of culinary arts
>>9854564So just make sure you're getting quality food? Nothing in this makes me want to avoid animal products. It just makes me want to avoid low quality animal products even more than I already do. I don't eat any of the shit in that webm so it doesn't really make me feel one way or another.
>>9856966sometimes i think to myself >you know anon, you arent really that decent of a cook. youre pretty bottom tier. anyone can make stuff homemade and from scratch, you need to really step up your gameand then i come to gif threads
>>9858996>>9859000This is like a Goofus and Gallant comic.
>>9858996>>9859000No matter how good they are, they've only got a few years until they lose a finger.
>>9859004god I hate this fucking faggot and his gross pubestache and his shitty "lol so wacky" expressions
>>9859000This guy gets way too close to cutting himself several times.
>>9859014it's a poo, who cares
>>9858872>>9858950what ailment does this woman have?
>>9859000RIP to pajeet's fingers
>>9859025Cerebral palsy, just has difficulties controlling her body
>>9859004I wanna fuck that fat chink.
>>9858981it's still true
>>9858980they're not trying to make you avoid animal products.
>>9859025she's a spastic, very sad
>>9858924pls tell me everything they put on that cobi could only guess the red thing thats prob crushed flaming hot cheetos
>>9858649>t. hawaiianListen, don't lie to the man, okay? Shits only good in spam musubi
>>9853259>>9857086Kek Korean pizza is a fucking abomination. I spent a month there for work once and although I liked their food a lot, much of it lacks variation when it comes to taste so I got tired of it pretty quickly. One night I got a craving for something more western and decided to order a pizza.>had seen the horrorful mix of toppings that are commonly used, so cautiously decide to play it safe by ordering a plain peperoni pizza>pizza arrives and it looks fine, I mean what could they do wrong with something so simple?>take a bite and immediately taste an overwhelming sweetness>wtf how>put the slice down, realize fingers are now sticky>the entire fucking pizza is coated in some kind of sugar syrup. Crust, toppings, everythingI ate Korean until the end of the trip after that
>>9853134this clip unironically made me proud to be amerimutt
>>9858601He doesn't. He has to cook them all to get out.
>>9858950Still would pound her to oblivion/10
>>9857377>tfweven an average /ck/ user is smarter than one of the most awarded bartending hack
>>9853214all this is doing for me is getting me angry that someone can be this fucking inept at eating cookies and milk.
>>9853251the jokes just write themselves
>>9854564ok packaged grated cheeses and hot dogs are fucking gross compared to the good stuff you find at a local deli.
>>9858916he lives there
>>9858797>>9857140May I ask what the actual fucking point of these foods are, Is it really just to just have a bunch of teenagers, annoying manchild numales, and thots post about it on social media? What a huge waste of time and effort for shit that no regular person wants.
>>9859000>Not wearing gloves>Performing quick jerking motions around the band saw>Wearing a wrist watch during operation that's just waiting to snagThat webm is too triggering for me. There's no way that guy still has all his digits by now
>>9859357How do koreans taste?
>>9858996>>9859000>No tapping their knives/sawsAmateurs
>>9856966Well oil beef hooked
>>9858079It's pretty nice if you'e got something acid to cut through the grease, like a pickled gherkin or something.
>>9857140I hate the concept, I hate the editing and I hate the clientele.
>>9859578I'm pretty sure >>9858797 is a joke.
>>9858872>you will never cook, care and cock for her
>>9859801I wrote Korean as in Korean food, not Koreans.But to answer your question: like salty coins
>>9854679doesnt matter the size i always fuck it up
>>9853251they thought tyrone was joking when he said he wanted a degree in watermelon
>>9858064this shit isn't standard at all here in monkeyland. i've seen half of the ones in that pic irl
>>9856221>being this much of a knife tapper in the year 2017