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9840554 No.9840554 [Reply] [Original]

name a worse fruit

>> No.9840590 [DELETED] 

black people

>> No.9840606

Graham Norton.

>> No.9840755

George Takei

>> No.9840758

Milo Yiannopolous

>> No.9840760

Hillary Clinton

>> No.9840762

the strange kind

>> No.9841234

>>9840554
Those things are pretty good once they're prepared. You're supposed to fry them up with oil and salt. Raw though, it's pretty gross. Like thick, underbaked bread.

>> No.9841918
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>>9840554
makina is extremely dislikable

>> No.9841935

mango

>> No.9842014

>>9840554
durian

>> No.9842026
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>>9842014
It's pretty good. I spent my recent durian budget on a gift for the bf

>> No.9842160
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Absolutely disgusting

>> No.9842177

>>9842026
>I spent my recent durian budget on a gift for the bf
is that you, my brother sam? how has it been? i hope all is well.

>> No.9842204

>>9842026
>posts an irrelevant blog to let everyone know they're female

>> No.9843300

>>9842204
Yeah, no. I've just got the gays....BAD.

>> No.9843306

>>9841234
hence the name

>>9840554
Durian

>> No.9843310

>>9843300
I'm so sorry anon. Is it terminal? how many dicks a day are you up to?

>> No.9843317

>>9840554
found the pleb that can't cook

>> No.9843407

>>9843310
Six. It’s bad. The doctor says pretty soon it’ll get so bad I’ll start posting on reddit.

>> No.9843437
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9843437

good if you can get it super fresh.

but good luck. you probably have to own a tree in your yard and pick one yourself.

>> No.9843991

>>9842160
what is this

>> No.9843995

Don Lemon

>> No.9843997

>>9840554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0x_P4fg0oA

>n-noni?

>> No.9843999

>>9843991
Cherimoya

>> No.9844025

orange

1/50 isnt mushy shit

>> No.9844027
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>>9843437
Had one of these fuckers (forget how to spell the name) fresh once in Singapore some years ago. Never thought something so typically repulsive could be so breathtakingly tender abd decadent, especially for being a wild picked fruit. Really opened my eyes to the real joys of traditional cuisine across the globe. I totally get why Anthony Bourdain is how he is now because of that.

>> No.9844032

>>9844027
You ate a longcat ? Ok.

>> No.9844036

>>9840554
fried breadfruit is amazing, you shitter

>> No.9844086

Khat

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>>9844086

>> No.9844428

>>9842160
It's pretty good. Sometimes I score one with damaged skin for $1.

>> No.9844432

>>9843317
Cooked it, was still inferior to plantains and sweet potatoes.

>> No.9844439

>>9843437
I like Red Delicious. Has a nice floral flavor. People only hate it because they've had old ones because it stores well, and they guzzle too much refined sugar.

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>>9840554
OP

>> No.9844694

>>9844653
upvoated

>> No.9844802

>>9841918
She's dogshit in her own route but decent and sometimes even good in the common route

>> No.9844879

>>9842014
>>9843306
How to spot a westerner

>> No.9844880

>>9844027
HOLY SHIT IT'S GOT SIX LEGS MEWMEWMEW

>> No.9845336
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9845336

>>9840554
aka overpriced slimy cucumber

>> No.9845420

tomato

>> No.9845446

>>9843300
>posts an irrelevant blog to let everyone know you're male
>>>/soc/

>> No.9846068
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>>9840554
These things are terrible. they have the texture of dry, crumbly styrofoam filled with hard seeds.

>> No.9846080

>>9846068

This. Never had a more disappointing fruit

>usually don't mind seeds in fruit but these seeds....don't bother trying to chew them just use them in a pellet gun
>tastes like bubblegum but DAT TEXTURE
>also I knew it was a cactus before I grabbed it but I didn't think it would still have thorns. I'm still picking some out of my hand and dick to this day.

>> No.9846233

>>9840554
Aside from you?

>> No.9846301
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Chayote.

>>9846068
>>9842160
Seeds aside, these are pretty damn good.

>> No.9846363

>>9846301
It's a crunchy squash thing. What's not to like?

>> No.9846553

>>9840554
You.

>> No.9846576

>>9846301
i haven't eaten this raw, but chayote is great in a stirfry or steamed
It's like a juicy soft carrot

>> No.9846611

>>9844439
it's a grainy piece of shit with disgusting tough skin and horrible texture. Them being fresh has nothing to do with it; other apples you can leave in the fridge for 6+ months and they'll still taste fine. Red delicious is just irredeemable

>> No.9846891

>>9840554
yo my grocery store has signs over these that say "not for human consumption"

>> No.9847020

>>9840606
severely underrated but I giess there are no britfucks here. good job m8

>> No.9847031

>>9846068
>>9846080
see also: guava

>> No.9847038

>>9846611
I like it. The big ones I get in season are crisp, and thick skin means more nutrients.

>> No.9847044

>>9846891
Are you confusing it with osage orange?

>> No.9847112
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9847112

>>9840554

Overpriced, just tastes like a kiwi. Total meme fruit.

>> No.9847145

>>9840606
I think he's funny

>> No.9847162

Red Delicious apples. How the fuck do they keep selling those fucking things?

>> No.9847169

>>9847031
Fuck you guava juice is delicious

>> No.9847171

>>9847162
I keep buying them because I enjoy the floral flavor of the thick skin and I don't care that they're mealy because I'm not a picky princess.

>> No.9847173

>>9847162
Perhaps because they don't give a fuck over your shitty opinion

>> No.9847174

>>9847169
Whole guavas have annoying hard seeds.

>> No.9847175

>>9846080
Did you fuck it or why the dick

>> No.9847177

>>9846068

Fuck these. Protip if you find them in the wild: THe "prickly" part isn't just big visible spikes. They're covered in these hair-like fibers that get in your skin and you don't notice at first. But then any time you brush that area, it tugs the "hair" and hurts like shit. It's an absolute nightmare to get them all out too.

>> No.9847186

>>9847177
Not really, the first time I eat this was on my site visit. There was a huge motherfucking cluster of these fucks and the guard jokingly allowed me to pick it.
It is not that bad, I've dealt with cactus before so I knew it. Got some prick on my hands but got it off shortly after.
For the taste though..I think it's akin to leavy dragonfruit.
These kind of prick is common in cacti.

>> No.9847237

>>9840554
Grapefruit. Tastes like ass.

>> No.9847271

>>9847171
There is being picky and then there is eating cardboard soaked in 98% water 2% apple juice

>> No.9847514
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9847514

Sugar Apples are the most loathsome fruit I've ever laid upon my tastebuds.

>> No.9847568

>>9847514
Maybe you had a bad one? Or ate the peel? I paid $6 for one and it was a dud but then I found a brown and damaged one on the dollar rack and it was excellent.

>> No.9847613
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>>9847514
That looks just like a chirimoya, which are kinda great.

These fruits will make you gay though, Aguaje.

>> No.9847781 [DELETED] 

>>9840554

Is that durian? Fuck durian.

>> No.9847784

>>9844879

I'm Singaporean, and I hate it. It's banned on public transport for a reason. It not only tastes like shit, but smells like shit.

>> No.9847792

>>9840554
Papaya

>> No.9847800

>>9842026

>faggot likes durian

Checks out.

>> No.9847812

>>9847781
Breadfruit

>> No.9847836

>>9847792
you shut your whore mouth

>> No.9847853

>>9841935
Shit taste.

>> No.9848153

>>9847112
Dragonfruit tastes like a lightly soiled diaper

>> No.9849625

>>9847784
>singaporean
Ah I see you're a foreigner in singapore

>> No.9849640
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9849640

>>9847112
>>9848153
White dragonfruit doesn't taste like a diaper, it's just really mild and barely sweet. Refreshing if you refrigerate it and eat it on a hot day though.

Purple ones are much more flavorful and sweeter. I read that the purple ones are rounder with shorter and more narrow "spikes" which seems to be true judging by this pic. Try to find them if you can before dismissing it completely.

>> No.9849679

>>9842026
Durian is somewhat divisive.
Maybe it's like Cilantro in that it tastes different for different people?
I've heard folk say that it tastes like vanilla custard, which tbf is something that I really dig. So when I was offered some I jumped at it, thinking "maybe it tastes better than it smells".
It didn't. In fact it didn't taste like vanilla custard at all, but more like rotten onions and sick.
I don't like Durian. And when I see someone eating one all I can think of is a dog throwing up on the floor then lapping it up.

>> No.9849693

>>9849679
Some people just really really like onions

>> No.9849695
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9849695

It gives me the heebie jeebies

>> No.9850112

>>9849695
Lacking in polyphenols and such so not a good value nutritionally.

>> No.9850862

>>9841234
I peel them, corse salt, bake in the oven, then eat with mustard because it tastes just like soft pretzels...

>> No.9851128

>>9840554
Why they put a toilet brush in the picture

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9851543

>> No.9851921

>>9847177

You use glue to remove the hairs / thorns from your hand / arm.
apply glue to the area, wait for it to dry, then peel it off, it pulls out all the thorns with it.

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>>9840606
>very nice

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>>9844027
haha look at the little fella go

>> No.9853517

>>9851543
what the fuck even is it

>> No.9853522

No

>> No.9853523

bitter melon

>> No.9853769

>>9853517
dog buttholes

>> No.9853801

>>9853517
Medlars. I've never had one but they have to get brown and squishy before they're edible. Also they look like butts.

>> No.9854150

>>9840554
>name a worse fruit
tomatoes

>> No.9854163

>>9844439
It's been bred to have no flavor. Even people in the apple industry hate it. It's been genetically destroyed in the attempt to preserve its appearance. There's a lot of documentaries about the apple industry that are surprisingly interesting. Look it up.

>> No.9854170

>>9846611

I like the crisp texture and mild flavour, RD are refreshing like a watermelon.

>> No.9854183

>>9847271

Not everybody likes their food to taste like sugar. As somebody who hates most fruit for being too sweet I really like red delicious. They're like mini watermelons as far as im concerned.

>> No.9854316

>>9849693
/fit/

>> No.9854496

>>9854163
I almost never eat sugar that isn't in fruit, so it all tastes good to me. RD is way better than most wild apples :-)

>> No.9854500

>>9847112
These are delicious. My grandpa gets these by the bucket, and they're perfect for breakfast/snack. You're all just salty they charge $4.00+ each up north

>> No.9854606

>>9845336
Nigga I have been trying to find Snozzcumbers for years, the supply really dried up when the queen moved all the giants to that island and we had to start sending them care packages of nothing but Snozzcumbers. Do you know how fucking EXPENSIVE Fropscottle has become? I would make it at home, but like I said, I cant find any goddamn Snozzcumbers, you gotta tell me where you found that shit, at least send me some seeds bro.

>> No.9854644

>>9845336
Is the entire industry dependent on new people getting tricked once or do some actually like it?

>> No.9855199

>>9853801
I hear they're getting more popular now that they're calling them medlars, apparently they're actually pretty good.

>> No.9855328

>>9854606
Underrated post

>> No.9855370

>>9842160
this is fucking delicious

>> No.9855383
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They aren't at all delicious and usually have a mealy texture. The most basic piece of fruit you can get year round at the grocery store or school cafeteria. Crappy oranges are also pretty crappy.

>> No.9855435

>>9855383
I shipped up some Florida oranges this winter and I'm never not doing that ever again holy shit they are so much better than the trash I normally eat

>> No.9855512

I can't believe the Bounty with through all that trouble for this shitty fruit

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>>9855512

>> No.9855545

>>9842026
>durian budget
What, do they cost $100 or something?

>> No.9855552

>>9855519
Usually $10-$20 for only a thousand calories. $2-$3 per pound and it's mostly rind.

>> No.9855555

>>9847112
I enjoy them. Just understand that it tastes very close to Kiwi before you plop down $2.50 each for them.

>> No.9855564

>>9849695
Those are awesome, I love them

>> No.9855600

>>9855545
Dude wtf durian is expensive af

>> No.9855712

ITT: Plebs

>> No.9857111

dates are disgusting

>> No.9857156

>>9857111
What if you put some in a blender with cocoa, vanilla, flax and stuff? I put congealed chickpea or white bean sludge in mine :-)

>> No.9857736

>>9855552
meant for
>>9855545
bf is new so I spent $43.

>> No.9857750

>>9857111
how much of a pleb do you have to be to not like natural caramel

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>>9840755

>> No.9859416

>>9840554
OP

>> No.9859585
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>>9840554
This thing was an extremely underwhelming waste of time and money.

>> No.9859588

>>9844439
>>9843437
Red Delicious is fucking awful, Gala and Fuji are easily the best.

>> No.9859598

>>9859588

You have shit taste in apples.

>> No.9859603

>>9857750

Most dried fruits are nastt. At least dates arent as bad as dried apricots.

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>>9855328
You read my mind.
>>9854606
Toplol good sir.
On the topic of shite fruit, I can’t really say, other than the obvious ones. In America pretty much all fruits on the market were phenotypically altered to last longer and test better than there predecessors. I can however think of a delicious fruit. The Pawpaw (Asimina tribola) Which grows in the region I live. Actually I remember a nasty a fair amount of Apricots I’ve tasted in Virginia were bitter and totally nasty.
TLDR: Pawpaws good, Apricots aren’t.

>> No.9859810

>>9859598
Red Delicious were grown for their look, not their taste
It’s why literally every other apple tastes better

>> No.9860055

>>9849695
These are actually really good if you can get them for a decent price.

>> No.9860638

>>9841935
Bitch, mango is the best fruit.