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Let's get some OC webms rollin
>>9839040>OC>posted in the last thread??>>9835214>>9835214
>>9839051Lots of people seem to think that every board is for requesting content and mods don't do anything about it in spite of already having two boards for requests.
>>9839051I'm not that person who made that thread, have not made one for a long ass time, fuck off.
>>9839040Those were fake edible bulbs right? No way a sane person ate those without tearing up his throat
>>9839074they're REAL. la beast consumes a lot of odd items. for example he's eaten crayons, cactus, non toxic glue, and many really hot peppers.
>>9839074You are now aware that the very thin glass on lightbulbs is silica dioxide. Silica dioxide is one of the ingredients in taco bell meat.
>>9839074glass turns back into sand from enough grinding in your teeth and enzymes breaking it down plus temperatureBut Im talking soley through assumption, I dont know shit
>>9839090I'm pretty sure he fakes everything that appears to be dangerous. Or there's some trick to it.
>>9839107nothing fake about the LA Beast, he does his research and he's a dumb enough frat to try it
>>9839219expensive food is such a scam
>>9839067>takes someone else's content>i-it's OC guys! haha! j-j-j-j-just like you w-wanted!Yeah no, fuck you.
>>9839233didn't imply it was specifically OC. are you a retard?
>>9839303I assume he's advertising the axes, and the meat is just to demonstrate how they could conceivably be used to harm a human.
>>9839040That's not cooking nor food
>>9839303>he's never enjoyed the pleasure of using a two handed great-sword to chop steaks stuffed into a cowboy boot.
>>9839528just an additon. putting a match stick in between your teeth, and sticking it out of your mouth will help.
>>9839040today anon learns what OC is
>>9839332Is this food?
>>9839696My mother used to have a bunch of those. They're not prickly the needles on those are much closer to being coarse hair.
>>9839528Epic knife skills
>>9839214Don't fucking do this.This video implies that cooking the roll until the breadcrumbs brown will mean the whole fucking thing is cooked. But because you roll the chicken, the end you start with, in the interior, will be completly fucking raw.Bake them in the fucking oven at 375
>>9841459What you need to do is calm down and remember that most of these videos are accompanied by the actual recipe with proper cooking times and all that. The video is just a quick visual guide so you know what it should look like.
>>9841592She seems so happy lol
This guy deserves cancer
>>9841604Too bad, he is immune to all things now.
>>9839106Glass is quartz with a funky messy structure. For most part sand is just small quartz crystals.Enzymes won't break down glass because we didn't evolve eating glass on first place. And the acid on your stomach will do absolutely nothing to glass either. Biggest danger is glass is fucking sharp, it'll eventually cut something inside you. But chemically harmless.
>>9839040Every fucking time.Every time, every OP demands OC and posts an old webm.Get your fucking shit together, son.
>>9841683At least it's relatively new. I made that one like 2 weeks ago at most.
>>9841604if you really think someone deserves cancer just because he makes youtube videos you don't like then you are either incredibly immature or incredibly edgy
>>9839219>I'll put the crap on the plate with tweezers so everyone can see what a faggot I am
>>9839214Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>9839040>>9839655That isn't OC. OC = Original Content, meaning it is created then uploaded directly to 4chan. If it is uploaded anywhere else the posted on 4chan, it isn't OC. Like you uploading something you cooked versus you uploading something some moron on youtube cooked.
>>9842007>it's not jackI was surprised.Also I'd eat the fuck out of that, just not with the cheese that's too much.
>>9841997"I'm not disgustingly fat, I'm sexily thick!"Continues to indulge on whipped cream on bread
>>9842063The fuck are you doing?
>>9842072If you want to give your steak a good sear on a pan, then you want your pan to be hot when you put the meat on it.
>>9842076It's from Kay's Good Cooking. She only tends to use margarine when cooking food. I guess she is frying eggs in burnt margarine.
>>9842072It's cold, and he holds the meat like a retard 10 cm above the oil and just lets it splash instead of gently lowering it
>>9839528these are awful, impractical ways to prevent crying from cutting an onion. literally just don't cut the root off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo
>>9842100The hand of an artist
>>9842100It is the oilWhich gives it the flavor
>>9839040He's the poor man's shoenice
>>9842142please post the source i cant find it and i need it
>>9842153she deleted her videos as far as I know.
>inb4 brainloaf >inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog >inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 banana full of spiders >inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant >inb4 meat_sandwich.webm >inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it >inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head >inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon >inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container >inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion >inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies >inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole >inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets >inb4 frankenegg.webm >inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals >inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it >inb4 twisty pasta machine >inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos >inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac >inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill >inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress >inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza >inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork >inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand >inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple >inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery >inb4 taco town >inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder >inb4 anime pancakes >inb4 turkish salt man >inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina >inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting >inb4 bee dough >inb4 black tofu made in trash >inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond >inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes >inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
I'm back after my ban for calling someone a n***er on 4chan...
>>9842219What is the world coming to?
>>9842225I honestly prefer cold spaghetti.
>>9842219welcome back bud that's unfortunate to be banned for that matter.
>>9842225Millenials need lessons in heating things...
>>9842228Whats wrong with that?
>>9842219You deserved it.
>>9842276Can any Mexican explain this fad to me? no memeing please, i am really curious.
>>9842018Yup. OP is a fag. Also this webm has been floating around for a while now, so it's not even OC in the sense that it's the first time it's been posted.
>>9839270>>9839303It's called "scoring" and it helps get a more crackly crackling on your pork.>>9842148I'm pretty sure shoenice is the poor man's shoenice.
>>9842153>>9842171She did delete them, but some blessed anon saved and reuploaded them. https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3Ihttps://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ
>>9842283lmao I don't give a fuck on what (((you))) think
>>9842252that's actually really cool
>>9839040>>9839696>the average raiders fan
>>9842282it's just cheap street food. very fast for them to put together. throw a bunch of shit in a bag and then sell it to drunk lads on their way out of bar.
>>9842282I live in Southwest Detroit. AKA Detroit's Mexicantown. I've never seen this in my neighborhood but I have found people on the street selling corn on the cob covered parmesan cheese and hot sauce.
>>9842305>flipped five timeswhat in the fuck?
>>9842284>yfw shoenice does asmr vids now
>>9842252nice, fit for a bakery
>>9842325fifty bucks says it is a bakery
>>9842327nah, gimmie the skin off of that pork
>>9842330i only have euros or british pounds, my friend
>>9842349I'd invest in gold soon
>>9842353nocoiners need to leave
>>9842327>american tries to make tortillatortilla is a spanish dish, by the way, it's not mexican corn flour crêpes, fucking plebs
>>9839222>expensive food is such a scam>expensive cars are such a scam>expensive jewelry is such a scam>wah wah waaaah why can't i afford nice things
>>9842345Okay lets admit it.When japanese make octopus ice cream you guys probably think its a neat little novelty experiment. When americans make cheesy macarons you guys think its gross and degenerate.These fuckers probably taste pretty good, like big ritz bitz.
>>9842358it was never supposed to be a tortilla though
>>9842353I'm a quant, my friend, I now more about currency than you will in your entire lifetime. Gold is shit.
>>9842359>buy expensive car>super comfortable or very fast and exciting or both>buy expensive jewelry>very pretty and can have great resale value in the future>buy expensive """"food"""">it is some artisan shit which is neither tasty nor fillingfood snobs are the worst and need to be gassed
>>9842357I've got .2 - But you've got to admit there's a lot of things that could go wrong and destroy the value.
>>9842373>But you've got to admit there's a lot of things that could go wrong and destroy the value.same can be said about every single currency in the world.
>>9842371>Gold is shityou're joking right?
>>9842365I know, it just looked like a terrible one, that was the point.
>>9842353looks really dry
>>9842379I'm not. It's a stale fucking investment. You can make more money with buy&hold strategies of government bonds. You could try to make forward/futures on gold, but it's too volatile to do without a good analytical framework behind it, and lots of cash to burn through in the process.
>>9842372>expensive jewlrythat's the biggest scam of all, at least some expensive food is mind blowingly well cooked/seasoned. jewelry just sits there looking "pretty" (that's HIGHLY subjective).
>>9842376You do have a valid point. But it's not one or the other / black or white. Some things have a higher probability to be stable than others. For example, the drachma, which was the go to for a few hundred years crumbled in a matter of 20. Bitcoin is a good idea, but it's going to have a massive correction.
>>9841731100% proper way to do it
>>9842403>but it's going to have a massive correction.on what bases are you claiming this? do you happen to be an expert financial analyst? if so, when do you expect such correction to happen?
>>9842305I don't think that is 480 ounces
>>9842410one more thing, how low do you expect it to get?
>>9842372Ive been to a small plated restaurant before and it was very filling actually. They calculate everything exactly.
>>9842393I get where you're comming from, and it's by no means a short term investment. It's more about having a savings account that can't be devalued unless we start mining / have a meteor made of gold crash into the earth. It's something with a limited known supply, and also has a real world use.
>>9842007>My "dish" looks like shit, how can I repair?>Let's hide it under cheeseEvery time
>>9839040>mfw this guy is getting Crystal Pepsi all the time and I have to go to a gas station to find it when it's rare againI just want twelve packs of Crystal Pepsi. Fuck.
>>9839337ah, the majesty of steak in the boot
>>9842435>the only aspect of creativity and imagination is designing and decorationthis meme needs to die already.
>>9842379Is it what barbarians call mayonnaise?
>>9842410>>9842414I have no idea how low it will get, but it won't be zero. What I'm saying is this is the usual hype(pump) when something becomes mainstream and grabs a bunch of new investors that are just looking to short the investment. I'm not some "expert", this is just my opinion. There's money to be made in bitcoin, but nothing is infallible, and as it get's more valuable, more people will try to destabilize it in order to protect there own investments.
>>9842416But it's getting devalued by inflation, my dude. That's literally the reason why it's shit. Unless there surges from some industrial reason, gold isn't enough to keep up with inflation when compared to other things.
>>9842410I am. Bitcoin is going to get corrected at least as early as the next 2 years, because the computations for mining are going to become ridiculous, and production of the coin will stagnate tremendously. Because of the blockchain meme, every transaction will take too much time to approve.
>>9842453>>9842463I am someone who is in it for the long term profits, should I wait before I invest?
>>9842439fuck crystal pepsi
UH, POST MORE JACK
>>9842150LOL is she retarded?
>>9842471I'm not the expert guy, but my thinking is to short on the first signs of a drop.
>>9842475almost, she has cerebral palsy
>>9842471yeah you should wait untill congress passes the internet freedom act, because in all likelyhood a lot of people are gonna want to get rid of their bitcoins, but the price will most likely bounce back after that
>>9842475>>9842481DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT THE ULTIMATE WAIFU. BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
>>9842471>>9842478still me. Obviously you'd short on a drop. It will have value, just don't expect it to keep going up on this incredible pace forever. If you;ve got a strong stomach, stick with it unless some sort of massive flaw is discovered.
>>9842485sounds reasonable, i will keep that in mind.
>>9842471Crypto currency? Stay out of it, it's going to be a massive shitfest. Unless you want to buy a lot right now and sell in a few months when you get to around 8% profit, I wouldn't risk it.I'm not saying it's impossible that's it's going to surge even further, I'm just saying that it's not something people are very certain of out it will turn out. We are still in the hype phase, and this is the most dangerous phase.Bottom line: if it's your personal finances, play it safe above all else. Buy some inflation indexed bonds, or something similar. You won't get rich, but it will protect your money.
>>9842504>>9842496>>9842485>>9842463I could almost swear that you can get best advice on /ck/ regarding money, relationships, and all kinds of stuff better than the dedicated boards. Love you guys <3.
>>9842411no, it's 480 Zs
>>9842521I love you too <3 (fuck the m*ds though)
>>9842297You don't have to.
>>9842142wrong, it's the salt that gives it the taste
>>9842219You fucking nigger,
>>9842439Lucky you. I haven't ever seen a single fucking bottle of it in my country.
>>9842472Get out of here you Coke-a-cola nerd, even though I like all kinds of Soda.Except for Jones soda, and those weird flavored ones like Ranch Soda and Bacon Soda.
>>9842592What is that?
>>9842612elotes, popular mexican street food
>>9842606no. enjoy your genetically engineered ingredients. says right on the bottle
>>9842659nigga what the fuck, post the rest of the webm
>>9842647Nigga I don't give a fuck.It's just soda. It's bad for ya anyways.
>>98424711 pizza, extra body hair and sweat please
>>9842078you can't fool an expert
Sorry, I forgot I fucked that one up.
>>9839270Training your One Handed skills.
>>9839214>how to clog an artery with meme food, in 10 easy steps
>>9839219>that'll be $6,000 plus tip
>>9842472AND NOW THE RUSSIANS ARE IN MY FRIDGE??!FUCK DRUMPFFUCK RUSSIA
>>9842282Californian reporting, not quite Mexico, but we've got plenty of Mexicans. This kinda reminds me of a "Walking Taco", which I think actually is a midwest thing. Basically you crush up some Doritos and pour into the bag whatever you'd normally want in a taco. Practically a Taco Salad you eat out of a bag.But this seems to go a bit beyond that into that bizarre territory of spicy-sweet shit that seems to be popular in Mexico.
>>9839040As a Chinese, I just learned there's something I won't eat.Is this real? Hard to tell "banter" from real life.
>>9842847Jesus, that looks gross
>>9842219Holy shit is that a red headed step child version of scalloped potatoes or something? That is fucking awful looking.
>>9842836https://youtu.be/YbpCw5ZnP5o?t=9m45sIt's a trick and it's not even that hard
>>9842345Humanity is forever damned.
>>9842858Oh well this is fucking boring.
>>98428769:45 - I'm just trying to show it's not that hard
>>9839528two things, first, taking a piece of gum out in the middle, that must've tasted very much like onion. gross. second, and related, how do I stop the onion/garlic smell from staying on my fingers for days after?
>>9839214No cheese stretch at the end? Fucking wack
>>9842340>unsalted butter>add saltwhy?
>>9842225I honestly prefer cold fries.
>>9842868her face from the front is a lot uglier, that angle makes her seem like a goddessand impressive not blinking while cutting the onions
>>9842150I feel like the biggest douche for wanting to marry her.
>>9842927That framerate thoAlso seems like a waste of time when you can just buy the juice.
>>9842929Proof that aliens exist
>>9842927>0:22That's me every morning. Especially If I brush the back of my tongue. I need help.
>>9842085>cutting onions with scissorsNot even shears. Fucking office scissors.
>>9842150>Even women with crippling, life destroying disabilities are still adorable and wantedTruly life on easy mode
>>9842299Ha. Go Broncos.
>>9842996My god, that waitress is so cute, I want to marry her and ejaculate inside her anus while holding hands and feet
>>9842938>her face from the front is a lot uglier, that angle makes her seem like a goddessand impressive not blinking while cutting the onions
>>9842925Because this way you can control how much salt you want to have in your dish without changing the amount of butter you're using.
>>9842225What kind of monster stores leftover spaghetti like that
>>9842225>putting ketchup on the fries and not dipping themBlasphemy.
>>9843011I missed that meme. I forgot to put 2/10 would not bang, to be honest.But seriously, seen from the front she has somewhat of a man face, not ugly, but still not as attractive as that angle seems to show.
>>9843004HA. GO Vikings, skol! son
>>9843030I'm actually hoping you guys win the SB this year. I was a big Keenum fan when he was at UH, and I'm happy to see him finally playing well in the NFL.
I wish a 1980's Japanese businessman would shave my ice.
>>9841229>Epic knife skills
>>9839107he literally pooped crayons and had a video about it
>>9842360Dude that's not cheese
>>9843049Calling bullshit. Fancy editing and lots of close ups.
>>9843041thank you. It would be an honor to be the first team to win SB at home field.
>>9842150She probably gives the best handjobs.
>>9842927you only get like three fucking druinks
>>9842283>>9842018It's OC as stealing new videos you dumbfucks. Otherwise you're nigger newfags who don't recognize most of this vids that's been reoosted for 1000th time.
>>9843046Just go to literally any classy bar in Japan.
>>9842327>removed skin from porkAlso man with manbun and sleeve tats shouldn't be allowed to cook, fuck their faggotry
>>9842360Cheetos are kids food and not should be made as drink and macarons because 1.they're fucking trash full of glutamates2.they're fucking scam
>>9842905I'm an /alck/ and this always gets me. A day or two after chopping onions, I'll get a whiff and try to remember last night because I don't have a girlfriend.
>>9842359Holy fucking false equivalence, Batman...That was a mess.
>>9843046jesus christ favreau, it's just ice
>>9842905rub your fingers on a stainless steel thing, like your faucet
>>9842340>boils whole potatoeswhy not cut them in order to cut down on cooking time?you mash them either way
I'm an alcoholic but I can't get myself to tell anyone. I feel like I'll drink myself to homelessness before I'm able to get it out. Has any of you been there / do you have any advice?
>>9843198have you ever cooked potatoes in your live? Why are you posting fucking guesses about something as basic and obvious about boiling potatos?
>>9843206If you made butter by whipping heavy cream, then the only thing you did was over whip cream. Heavy cream is more expensive than butter so you're wasting your money by making butter that way.
>>9843214Because I know the way I have done it (cutting them up) and the way they are doing it (boiling them whole)I'm asking if there is any reason you would do them whole over cut up autist
>>9843220It tastes better though, and isn't that the whole point of cooking things yourself?
>>9843206find a hobby, something to distract you from drinking. limit the drinking to 1 drink a day and slowly start to drink less each day. is there a reason why you're an alck? something happen to you that made you that way?
>>9843225I would rather churn butter myself than waste my money by over whipping cream,
>>9843237I started three years ago after (I'm not saying poor me, just saying what I think started it) my dad died which crushed me, my car broke down, bought a new car, smashed it without gap insurance because I didn't even think about / know about it, lost my comfy network engineer job cause I lost my car, lost my gf cause I lost my job, got talked into working for free in exchange for part ownership in a small store only to have the owner turn out to be a coke addict and never got paid. I'm just kinda numb all the time with bouts of freaking the fuck out in private. Did you ever have a drinking problem?
>>9843237My current hobby is making webms and doing some really small websites here and there for a few bucks.
>>9839528Jesus fuck all you have to do is not cut the root and the sulfur won't bleed out.
>>9843260I don't have a drinking problem. I have one strong drink to knock out myself for the night. don't really drink no more than 2 beers before I have my 1 drink when ready for bed. I do this so my mind ain't going 100 mph but don't do it to be emotional. just have a drink and lights out. sounds like you have been through a lot. I hike a lot during the day to keep things off my mind. solo hike is always so soothing.
>>9843292Yeah I love to hike. I live right by the roberst frost trail so I do that a few times a month with my dog. Always enjoy it, but after I finish I just feel anxious / don't know what to do.
>>9843309You're spreading cancer. Kys.
>>9843260you're in a painful world man. one day you'll have to begin a totally new life. it hurts to read these things because I know how close I am to becoming you if I slip up even a little. sorry for what's happened, in past lives you would've been sent to a monastery for ascetic purging
>>9843320I'm wishing this shit was still common. We need structure. Don't slip up anon, it's not worth it.
>>9843302same anon. what I do is just ignore all the negatives in my mind, make best with what I got. Think happy thoughts, don't let the bad stuff get in the way in your mind. just have a few beers by day trying to be happy-minded. do you play video games? that seems to help me focus on not drinking.
>>9842007What is the name of this woman's channel? God, the food that she makes is so fucking dreadful. I need to see it again.
>>9842083>>9843353Fucking Kay. That's what it is. God this woman is awful.
>>9843353Kay's Good Cooking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZoShe made this video after she found out her son is bisexual and she took every opportunity to use the word faggot.
>>9843350Thanks anon, I do play sometimes. It's not the same as when I was a kid. I'll still occasionally spreg out of ceasar III though
She's on welfare and she doesn't report the youtube money as income.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbz9IurBYE
>>9843387Why are youtubers so awful? Is this a generational thing? I can't stand the pointless jump cuts and fake excitement.
>>9842401Jewelry can be great for smuggling your wealth. See: Boers.
>>9843377anon again. same here, it isn't the same now as it was back then. multiplayer games are usually my go-to but sometimes it makes me mad, lol. when I quit playing, i listen to music/watch videos on YouTube or tv. music, though is probably my most soothing habit that gets me through the day. It really helps, my dude
>>9842150I want to marry her so bad
Play while watchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU>>9843427Thanks for the outlet friendo. I'm kinda crying so I'm just going to cuddle my dog and go to bed. thanks man
>>9841604Good news. He probably will if that bulb was real.I mean shit, just getting it in your eyes is bad enough, I can't imagine it tearing up the dance floor in your rugae and esophagus being any better.
>>9843441not a prob bud. I like you, really do. stay happy friend!
>>9842231Usually don't like these style cooking videos but these look pretty good desu
>>9843331You can see he's just ready to choke him 'till he bleeds.
>>9839303How else are you supposed to learn to dual wield?
>>9839074eating lightbulbs is like the poster symptom of pica. being said, everyone has pica with enough hunger
>>9842857probably looks a lot better when you only have a cow and some mountain veg
>>9842150>you will never have a cute fucked up wife do her best to give you a handjobWhy am i alive
>>9842832Sorry, the walking taco is a strictly California invention. Own up to your mistakes.
>>9843212I didn't realize webms came with smell now.
>>9842327>>9841607why do fat guys stick their tongue out when they eat? Do they need to cram the food in their mouth that little bit faster?
>>9842276God fucking damn I hate Mexicans
>>9843046what i never got about this is why they don't just freeze ice cubes in that shapeit would save time and be more hygienic why would anyone want to sit through this shit?
>>9844163fuck that wall, all those chicks are cutegotta get me some hispanic tang, lad
>>9842150I legitimately wanna send her a Christmas card and also marry her/impregnate her and have little downy soft babies together
>>9839040>how to destroy teeth
>>9844546Glass is sharp, not hard. Very different.
>>9843206Get something to stay sober for. Job where you have to drive, girlfriend, hobby you can't do whilst drunk off your arse. Mostly doing the trick for me.
>>9844551Glass is harder than tooth enamel on Mohs scale.
>>9844560Just barely. But most glass is thin and teeth are not. It's an easy fight.
>>9839219>that degenerate forearm+hand tattoo what a faggot
>>9844563But tooth enamel is thin. Even thin shards of glass can destroy your layer of enamel.
>>9843665at least they're trying.... i guess..... but the amount of fat and sugar in that salad is making me sick
>>9844551this looks bad
>>9841731yeah but like..how do u rly open a coconut yernamean?
>>9844605>look for webm of example>Can't find so just try to remake it on your own
>>9839222trips are right
>>9844617This is a good video. Thanks.
>>9843206eat a strong weed edible and taper down with just beers. I do get shitfaced on fridays for the lack of drinking on other days though.
>>9844617low center of gravity and sturdy base are ideal for maximum crushing and ripping strength
>>9839528What a waste of time, just cut the onion and move on
>>9842219How is she touching this with her hands after it being in the oven for over an hour?
>>9842471Is this the final form of the tomato American?
>>9842282Mexicans are primitive people thrust into decadent american society. They could barely afford to eat but are now inundated by cheap food. This is one of the affects of that
>>9842857That dish is probably older than your entire country m8
>>9842356When you're grabbing a marshmallow, make sure you touch as many other marshmallows as you can.
>>9839107nah. he's like shoenice but tuned down a bitspeaking of, is shoenice still alive?
>>9839214>hamdropped right there
>>9842592is that corn on the cob soaked in cake batter with cheese?
>>9842847>ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?no not at all, not even once
>>9842150>>9844514>>9843744>>9843429>>9842941Who is she?
>>9844725yeah but who is she
>>9844730no no, that's her name.
>>9844730(her name is really Charisse)
>>9842282I;m pretty sure this is American influenced Mexican food
>>9843369holy shit what nationality is she, I thought she was american
>>9844503As long as it tastes good
>>9843387Is that guy an act or is he really that much of an insufferable piece of shit?How pathetic is his own life if he's making a 1-hour video patting himself on the back for being able to tell Kay isn't a good cook?>she doesn't report the youtube money as incomeGood for her. Taxation is theft and without taxes there would be no welfare leeches either.
>>9842414How is it spontaneously catching on fire like that?
>>9841656They really need to watch that webm where whatserface deep-throats a stick.
>>9844837>today anon learns how grease works
>>9842231Is food network copying buzzfeed, or vice versa?
>>98420721) The pan needs to be hot to sear properly2) He drops the meat into the pan, resulting in splashing oil3) He drops the meat the wrong way, so that the oil splashes towards rather than away from himStrangely, his incompetence regarding point 1 kind of saves him from burning himself as a result of points 2 and 3.
>>9842109I just wear contact lenses. Instant manliness.
>>9842150What kind of mother calls their kid Cerebral?
>>9843206Hey Anon.I found the YT Video of 'actualized' about the root cause of addictions quite helpful. Maybe you can get some insights as well.
>>9842225Why the fuck do people need to be told how to reheat things? Are why are the recommended methods so over-complicated?
>>9842252I bet that would actually save a lot of time in some specialised environments.
>>9842459that's not a gif kiddo .
>>9841997There is nothing sexy about that egotistical cow.
>>9842927He didn't even fucking stir it.
>>9842927I like to put whole watermelon flesh in a big boy blender for a nice drink that retains all the nutrients :-)
>>9844381That's my kind of double.
>>9843665I remember watching that video a long time ago and the sound that salad is making while mixing makes me dry heave to this day.
>>9842294ugh thank you guys i hate them
>>9842521Ironically, the cooking advice is shit.
>>9842414What the fuck, what was with those flare-ups?
>>9842358its not a tortilla you fucking yuroshitter
>>9844163No, I'm serious. I was helping out at a snack stand for my brother's little league one summer and one of the players' mother, who was from the midwest, told us about them. I've never seen or heard of it any other time in this state, north and south.
>>9842217Have never seen brainloaf, sauce anyone?