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Dear /ck/, I've recently (4-5 months) started dating a girl who is allergic to seafood. I've been trying to avoid seafood because I don't wanna kill her. I live in WA state and was raised on clams, oysters, and crab so I've found this pretty difficult. Still I've managed to cut back, only eating sushi once since we started seeing eachother.

What is your favorite food and would you quit it for a relationship?

>Pic related

>> No.9838182

>>9838177
Anon, you have to kill her, it’s the only way

>> No.9838190

My gf is allergic to almonds and I eat them around her


The weak should fear the strong

>> No.9838192

Just brush your fucking teeth after eating seafood shit

>> No.9838194

>>9838177
is it a shellfish allergy or something more specific like bi-valves only? do you love her, anon? Is she worth this lifestyle change?

>> No.9838200

>>9838192
This. Wash your hands and face and brush your teeth.

>> No.9838207

>>9838192
>>9838200
I do but it still freaks her out. If we forget and I kiss her over the period of a long night out it's uh oh spaghetti-o. Also, she lost her epipen and can't be bothered.

>>9838182
>>9838190
She gives me a good glare just for eating it around her.

>> No.9838213

>>9838194
The doctor didn't go out of his way to specify it. Just said to avoid seafood in general.

>> No.9838254

>>9838213
You aren't automatically allergic to both invertebrates and vertebrates.

>> No.9838268

Barbecue, and hell's no. If a woman can't hang with babyback ribs, Carolina mustard pulled pork, brisket, mac-and-cheese, roasted redskin potatoes drowning in butter, and cornbread, she ain't the woman for me.

>> No.9838274

Remember to brush your teeth after eating her vagina. By eating I mean engaging in oral sex. Like, with her clitoris and hole and stuff. Not the peepee hole. That is too small.
But brush your teeth, she is allergic

>> No.9838291

>>9838213
maybe she should ask a doctor who isn't complete shit

>> No.9838307

>>9838274
Her pusy smells like fish. That's what I am implying. See... you didn't reply. I thought idk maybe you didn't understand...
Fish... funny huh... share nudes on b?

>> No.9838319

>>9838213
Well I for one am warning you right now then to never go on vacation anywhere in east asia. "seafood" covers a lot of stuff from fish to shrimp to clams.

>> No.9838326

>>9838207
The blood is the life

>> No.9838334

>>9838207
>She gives me a good glare just for eating it around her.


Abort.

>> No.9838381

>>9838177
>I've been trying to avoid seafood because I don't wanna kill her.
Give it time

>> No.9838446

>>9838207
>lost her epipen and can't be bothered
She's lying to you. Her end game is getting you to turn vegan, mate with you, then break your testicles.

>> No.9838469

Tell her to stop being so shellfish, surely there's some sort of compromise you two could come up with that allows you to enjoy seafood occasionally.

>> No.9838496

>>9838469
Are you trying to mussel in on their relationship?

>> No.9838519

>>9838496
No, I already have a sole mate. But it does sound like OP's relationship is already floundering.

>> No.9838526

>>9838177
>Favorite food

All of it. But I love raw oysters, fried clams, steamed crab (any kind), boiled lobster.

Is she allergic to ALL seafood, or just shellfish? If it was just shellfish, I could give up shellfish. If it was just fish, I would give up fish. But I doubt it's both. Call me shallow, but I have no food allergies, so I'd rather marry someone without any.

>> No.9838530

>>9838519
He still has time to mullet over though.

>> No.9838533

>>9838519
>I already have my filet of sole, mate

Yum!

>> No.9838537

>>9838469
>>9838496
>>9838519
TOP KEK!

>> No.9838613

>>9838319
This. I reside in Taiwan and they grind up these tiny little shrimp and put them into everyfuckingthing as flavoring. They're kind of disgusting to begin with, not to mention that they leave the shells and heads on.

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9838634

>>9838177
Almejas a la marinera, anon?
Nice

>> No.9838648

>>9838530
Anemone else think that OP should torpedo the relationship?

>> No.9838671

>>9838207
This is kinda toxic behavior on her part. She can't be arsed to make the minimum effort to ensure her own safety, and tries to control you.

I had a girlfriend who was a diabetic, and she was always acting irrationally and being a raving bitch about it. Like, tell me she has to go eat to stabilize her blood sugar, and then go play on the computer for an hour before eating a whole plate of french fries, then inject enough insulin to kill a horse, then start raving and ranting that it was all my fault for delaying her or shaming her or whatever. It didn't last all that long.