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Who /LaCroixBoy/ here?

For me, its Tangerine, the best flavor. Full of refreshing flavor and a crisp aftertaste, this summery flavor reminiscent of idyllic lazy Sundays spent on a gently rocking boat is a must-have at all your family gatherings at your cabin in the northern Wisconsin woods.

Degenerate sugar-and-caffeine-addicted sip-posters need not apply.

>> No.9836965
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9836965

Already had my first sip today.

>> No.9836978
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>>9836954
Where I'm from, La Croix is seen as a sign of status and culture. No matter where you go, what you do, if you have a La Croix, you're one of Them.

>> No.9836987
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9836987

>>9836954
*SHHHKKKKKKRRRRTTTT*

ahhhhhhhhhhh....

How's it going, fellas?

>> No.9837299
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9837299

Like boys report in

>> No.9837304

>>9837299
Lime not like

>> No.9838106
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9838106

No bully LA Croix

>> No.9838121

>>9836954
>not /laCroixBoix/
For shame anon.

>> No.9838293

grapefruit and lemon are the best ones

>> No.9838402

>>9838121
my bad, my dear boix. I'll put it in next general we have.
>>9838293
I quite like pampelmousse myself.

>> No.9838441

La Croix tastes of absolute ass.

>> No.9838443

>>9838106
are those headlights even bright enough

>> No.9838445

>>9838441
nice :)

>> No.9838449
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9838449

>paying lacroix prices for seltzer water
why would you ever

>> No.9838453

>>9838441
i like la croix and eat ass so you might be onto something

>>9838449
i p much lived off mixed berry refreshe seltzer for a year stuff is godlike

>> No.9838465

AROMATICS LMAO

>> No.9838475

how many cans/day for you boix?

my office keeps the fridge full of it, so for me it is 4-6 cans

>> No.9839052

How do you pronounce it?

La Croyks?
La Cwah?
Somewhere in between?
Something else?

>> No.9839167

>>9836954
Its the kind of thing that if an employer provided it for me, I would drink it. But I would never buy it for myself since I'd rather drink water or if I'm spending money, then a proper soda

>> No.9839179
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>>9836954
What is some of the better carbonated flavored waters out there?

Took me awhile to like Polar, I still hate it but I can bear it now. I really like Hannaford's store brand carbonated waters, but shits gettin a little pricey.

>> No.9839191

>>9839052
Le Crocs

>> No.9839298

>>9839052
lah croy

>> No.9839335

>>9836987
Those mixed flavors are so good, and I really like the can and labeling on them. I think my two favorites of the regular are lemon and pamplemousse. There was some other brand (Canada Dry?) that had an apple variety at my grocery store, once. Snatched up a box, tried it, loved it, aaaand never saw it again.

>> No.9839354
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9839354

For me, it's Remy

>> No.9839396

>>9839298
This is correct.

>> No.9839420

>>9839052
In french it would be la cwah
The company that makes it is based in wisconsin and the river whose name inspired the drink is the Saint Croix River, which the locals pronounce saint CROY river. They use this pronunciation for the drink (la CROY)

>> No.9839442

>>9836954
I personally prefer the lime La Croix.

>> No.9839454
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9839454

>>9839354
>>9836954

For Remy, enjoying a dram of the spicy yet subtle blend of flavors in the Ginger Oleander is the only thing she prefers over black dick.

>> No.9839462

Feels weird to have it made in your bumfuck nowhere state but popular with Cali bougies

>> No.9839469

>>9839462
wisconsin isn't *that* bumfuck nowhere

>> No.9839470
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9839470

Amélie Lacroix

>> No.9839480

Is this the new sip meme because I need to filter shill threads

>> No.9839491

>>9839480
we don't associate with caffeine-addicted degenerate Monster sippers

>> No.9839520
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9839520

>>9836954
Croixkey mate, what do you mean i can't double fist two pamplemousses?? fucken cark it cunt

>> No.9839556

>>9838475
Very cool. My office offers us a non stop stream of Soylent that is dispensed from a tube in the ceiling

>> No.9839612

>>9839179
>Took me awhile to like Polar, I still hate it but I can bear it now
nice pun

>> No.9839717

>>9839556
can you mainline Soylent?

>> No.9840488

>>9839717
For sure boix

>> No.9840898
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>>9839520
Fucking ripper m8

>> No.9841337

>tfw Aldi has LaCroix and generic sparkling water cheaper than anywhere else

B U B B L Y B O I X 2 0 1 7

>> No.9841630
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9841630

Wow. This thread is like meeting the people who like raisin oatmeal cookies.

>> No.9841666

G E N E R I C // S E L T Z E R // W A T E R

>> No.9841668

>>9841630
>said the uncultured peon (unaware of how enslaved he is to caffeine and sweets), foaming frothily at the mouth looking up at the lissome and well-sculpted men drinking lambrusco/La Croix spritzers on a beautiful rolling green hill

also fuck you oatmeal raisin cookies are good

>> No.9841672

>>9841337
Aldi's is G O A T

>> No.9841760

>>9841337
how much?

>> No.9841778
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9841778

SOY BOI
AND
LA CROIX BOIX
UNITE

>> No.9841783

>>9841778
what is that fetid pile of shit

>> No.9841784
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9841784

>>9841783
Pizza

>> No.9841880

Hahahahaha more like Donald Dumbf ( dumb fuck)

>> No.9841886

>>9836954
I bet you idiots pronounce it "la croy" don't you?

>> No.9842289

>>9841886
The only thing worse than a monster sipper is a prescriptivist

>> No.9842716 [DELETED] 

>>9836954

This is some slimy marketing campaign piggy backing off my righteous /sip/ project. Go fuck yourself, La Croix, and come up with your own ideas.

>> No.9842724

>>9841760

Like $2.50 for a 12 pack of generic

>> No.9842770
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>>9841886
>I bet you idiots pronounce it "la croy" don't you?

>> No.9844074

>>9841784
Looks good, fella.

>> No.9844251
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9844251

reminder that monster-fag shills feel threatened and ass-blasted by a few cultured friends who simply want to sip tasty bubbly as they cruise in their lambo diablos. fucking lol

>> No.9844398
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9844398

monster sippers btfo
enjoy your cancer while i enjoy the all natural sip

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>>9842770
shit where you from

>> No.9845705
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9845705

just took my first SIP of the day who else here starting up?

>> No.9845778
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9845778

>>9841337
Costco has 24 packs for $7

>> No.9845795
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>>9845778
damn might have to make a run today

>> No.9845897

I have never seen a thin person drink la croix

>> No.9845904

>>9845897
you think fat and sugar-addicted people would touch la croix with a ten foot straw?

>> No.9845906
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>>9845904
>>9845897
nice try zero calorie mosterposter

>> No.9846676
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9846676

this is basically what a monster looks like next to a la croix

>> No.9846700

this is literally for recovering alcoholics and if you're just sipping to shitpost it to gram, you're a fucknut

>> No.9846714
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9846714

la croix is garbage

>> No.9846803
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>>9846700
it's pretty good with gin but kys

>> No.9846808

I've tried having La Croix a few times but its just bubbly, salty grossness.

>> No.9846823
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>>9846808
sodium free brainlet

>> No.9846949

>la Croix Boix

i kind of like this meme

>> No.9847250

>>9838449
You know refreshe has their own La Croix knock off line now, right? Much better than seltzer. I can't remember the name but the box is behind me somewhere. Too lazy to turn around.

>> No.9847614

>>9836954
>sips
>sugar
Retard

>> No.9847723

Drinking Grapefruit La Croix with the Boixs on Saturday night

>> No.9847769
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>>9847614
>*sips toxic cocktail of industrial chemicals*

>> No.9848062

>>9847614
>Being so illiterate you misread 'sweets' for 'sugar'

>> No.9848367

how's the bubbly, boix?

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9848398

Who else sip boix right now

>> No.9849424

>>9847250
Soleil? I tried the lime flavor and didn't like it as much as the regular lime refreshe.

>> No.9850762

my store ran out of lime so I got pamplemousse, the inferior flavour

also can I ask why they don't just call it grapefruit? why is that the only flavour they use the french word for?

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>>9850762

>> No.9850930
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9850930

that first sip of the day

>> No.9851167

Pleasure to post with you boixs.
Who else coconut master race?

>> No.9851182
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>>9839179
I will always shill topo chico because it's the best

>> No.9851187

Just picked up the multipack from Costco. Lemon, lime and grapefruit are all top tier but why they gotta have 12 lime and 6 lemon? Should be the other way around, lemon is better.

>> No.9851191

>>9836954
Fuck we drink the shit out of it, probably 48 a week. I have taken to calling it Lady Water though because well... Still like it though.

>> No.9851199

>>9841630
Like those too.

>> No.9851207

>>9851187
Just grabbed the berry 24 pack. Super good deal.

>> No.9851225

>>9851191
>we drink the shit out of it

you drink shit? coprophagia is a degenerate behavior. please kill yourself.

>> No.9851241

>>9851225
Fuck off and eat a dick.

>> No.9851351
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9851351

Sip sip

>> No.9851784

>>9851351
please excuse yourself to the monster shill thread with the other degenerate addicted children

>> No.9851950

>>9849424
Haven't tried the lime yet. The grapefruit was on point though.

>> No.9852131
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9852131

la Croix boix > soyboy

>> No.9852136

>>9836954
There is no after taste... The entire "flavor" is really just the smell

>> No.9852506
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9852506

nothing like scaping and sipping on some croy

>> No.9852636

>>9836954
I'd rather just drink water. Shits gross.

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>>9852636

>> No.9852845

>>9838441
It comes straight from Remy's delicious ass so that does make sense.

>> No.9852866

I love when my boyfriend pours la croix down his asscrack while I blow him from below

>> No.9853094
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Faggots

>> No.9853100

>>9853094
A D D I C T E D

>> No.9853631

>>9846714
Topo and topo lime are god tier but blackberry cuke la croix has it's place in this world

>> No.9853641

Is that the sparkling water shit?
That stuff was super bitter. You could only get me to drink it if I was dying of thirst

>> No.9854222

>>9836954
Grapefruit please

>> No.9854377

>>9853641
i tried 2 diff flavors, both were pretty sweet tasting 2 b h

>> No.9854409

La Croix really garnered that meme status, I originally drank it because it was the best and cheapest sparkling water. Now that every suburban housewife and her mother just love love loves their favorite little flavor they price it unreasonably. Great water though, as long as you drink it plain. Flavored drinks are for girls.

>> No.9855571

>>9854377
It literally has no sugar whatsoever

>> No.9855667

Tried tangerine and cran-raspberry last night, both were pretty good desu I prefered the cran-raspberry.

>> No.9855815

>>9836987
Curate master race reporting in.

>> No.9857255

What are you boix sipping on?

>> No.9857316

>>9840898
What car is that

>> No.9857332

>>9857316
GT-R

>> No.9857333

>>9857316
Toyota Soarer I believe

>> No.9857339

>>9857332
12 year old defected go back to your stupid faggot fucking nigger GTR R34/35 circle jerk dumb nigger

>> No.9857564

>>9851784
*tips*

>> No.9857899

>>9857339
is it possible to be this upset?

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>>9857564
>>9857899
Weird, I read that as a joke

>> No.9858261

>>9847250
same shit, different boxes, higher price. refreshe comes in plenty of flavors other than just plain carbonated water.

>> No.9858787

>>9846676
it looks amazing and tasty?

>> No.9860343

*sips pampelmousse*

>> No.9860614

Spindrift taste pretty good too. They're juicier than La Croix.

>> No.9860630

Next interracial clip when?

>> No.9860649
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9860649

For me, it's pamplemousse

>> No.9860705

>>9851167
I'm a coconut too.

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>>9840898
please try and use the original pic next time.

>> No.9861978

>>9851187
>lemon is better
I disagree

>> No.9861982

>>9836954
Regular water is better than this shit

>> No.9861997

>>9861982
Fuck you