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9833560 No.9833560 [Reply] [Original]

how may I take your order?

>2 mcdouble
>2 mchicken

WALA

>> No.9833575

>20 piece nugget, no combo
>2 sweet n sour sauce, 1 habanero ranch
>1 spicy mcchicken

>> No.9833597

>2 junior chickuns
>1 mcdouble
>1 cawfee

>> No.9833603

>1 Big Mac Menu with Fanta
>3 Cheeseburgers
>1 gf

>> No.9833608

Hey can i get directions to nearest Wendy's?
Thanks.

>> No.9833646
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9833646

I. WANT. SZECHUAN. SAUCE. AND I WANT IT. NOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!

>> No.9833649

>>9833608
>it's 50 miles that way, sir

>> No.9833683

>Water
>McSalad
>Medium Fry

>> No.9833701

>>9833649
Thanks, i'll be on my way then

>> No.9833722
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9833722

>>9833560
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of a Black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That's why all his "updates" trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He's locked away in his mom's basement trying to learn GO. It's such an obscure and asinine language that he can't find the documentation he needs. He's about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, "new phone, who dis" and "32 million solves my oracle problem." get out.

>> No.9833730

I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.

>> No.9833798

>yes may I have 2 cheeseburgers with bacon
>buttermilk crispy chicken
>double quarter pounder with bacon
>large fry
>and a large Powerade

>> No.9833806

> double whopper with cheese please

>> No.9833808

>two sausage biscuits with two hashbrowns

>> No.9833820

>>9833560
lemme get a mcpick 2 with fries and a drink
big mac and a sausage and egg mcgriddles

>> No.9833824

>>9833560
no drinks? no fries? no based three packs of ketchup? no ice cream or based cool pie?

fuck you and fuck your order, nigger.

>> No.9833833

>>9833824
>I NEED MORE SUGAR
hey man, take it easy

>> No.9833845

>Order McChicken and Large Soda
>have to make an exchange with a spic

At least Wendys has the decency to hire niggers

>> No.9833851

>Ordering more than one sandwich for yourself
Whoa, slow down, piggy.

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9833867

>>9833560
just one cheeseburger, i can barely finish one, let alone a double

>> No.9833895

>>9833560
2 for 2.50: 6 nuggets & McDouble
McChicken
medium drink

Either $5.08 or $5.22 depending on which jurisdiction I'm in.

>> No.9833916

>>9833895
if that is your meal, I figure sometimes you spill into several jurisdictions.

When I go to mcdonalds I always get my stand by... the shits.

>> No.9833962

>>9833560
WALA?
WALA?!
WALANG MCCHICKENMANOK??
PUTANGINAMO

>> No.9834330

>>9833895
I miss the REAL dollar menu.

>> No.9834338

>>9833575
They discontinued habenero ranch for that new signature sauce feelsbad

>> No.9834343

>>9833560
100 big macs

>> No.9834414

>>9834338
Last time I went they still had some in stock but that was like 3 weeks ago

>> No.9834621

>>9833824
I'm not needy like you are :^)

>> No.9834635
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9834635

>>9833560
just an iced coffee thanks. only anglos would eat your "food"

>> No.9834688

>>9834330
Just another reason wendys is the superior value, 4 for 4 is leagues ahead of any other deal, and the sandwhich is actually not shit

>> No.9834715

>>9834635
>coffee with milk in it

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9834716

>>9834635
i bet youre a big asshole irl

>> No.9834723

>>9834688
Wendy's is not bad, but hardees tops them.

>> No.9834752
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9834752

>>9833560
>"""medium meal"""
>chicken big mac with grilled chicken as apposed to the crispy chicken mcpattie and with bacon and lettuce
>medium fries with a sweet mustard sauce
> 600 ml water
>side drink of small choc milkshake with hazelnut syrup and coco powder on top
T.MacDonald ™ employee

>> No.9834771
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9834771

>>9834716
I bet so too

>> No.9834860

>>9833722
CS language is the debil, my mom says idk tho im 32

>> No.9834883

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.9835077

>>9833575
You can't combo the 20 piece

>> No.9835176

>>9835077
Wrong in Australia

>> No.9835373

>>9833560
I'll take a lawsuit because you guys prepared my coffee too hot so I was scalded on my private area while I hold the coffee between my legs

>> No.9835438
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9835438

>saying a single word when going to McD

Ameriluls baka

>> No.9835471

>>9835438
I have this at the one down the block from my house. I fucking hate it because it's so amazing and lets me cut in line cause I'm paying with card and enables the fuck out of my autism so I eat there more than I should. Seriously, this shit is great and I hope it spreads you can actually see the entire fucking menu.

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9835534

>>9834752
>tfw small is getting slowly bigger
How's the "happy meal with no toy" meme?

>> No.9835555

>>9833560
hit a bro up with a double mcgangbang bro, yeah, off the secret menu

>> No.9835584

A McDonald's worker on /b/ suggested this to me and I tried it, it was not bad at all, first McDonald's trip in over 2 years:
>signature BBQ bacon
>crispy chicken
>add jalapeño
>white cheese
>artisan roll

Got it with a hash brown and it was a solid choice. Tried their signature sauce and that was fucking weird

>> No.9836448

>>9833560
2 Big Macs
2 Filet O Fish
1 Chocolate Malted

>> No.9836800

>>9835373
Please read a little history to find out why she was right.

>> No.9836883
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9836883

>>9833560
Oh shit! My local McDicks is on the local news with a small chance of going national.

Last night a Supreme Gentlemen shot his two female co-workers.

https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/anderson-township/two-shot-one-arrested-at-anderson-township-mcdonalds

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9837508

Just a sasuage biscuit and a cup of water please.

>"Will there be anything else"

Nope that's it!

>"You're total is $1.09, please pull up to the first window

t-thanks

>> No.9837540

For lunch: 4 pc nugget, 1 mcdouble & small diet drink
For breakfast: 1 sausage burrito, 1 hashbrown

>> No.9837558

I tried the grilled onions cheddar burger today. 0/10 would not buy again

>> No.9837570

>>9836800
>8 days of skin grafting
>20% of her body weight
jesus fuck
all that because they kept their coffee at brewing temperature

>> No.9837638

>>9837570
The for profit medico/pharma industry is precisely the same as the legal system in the US. Once they get a hold of you, they never let you go. They'll come up with any kind of shit to keep you as a paying customer.

>> No.9837655

>>9837570
they brwed the coffee under pressure
so much hotter than boiling

>> No.9837676

>>9836800
Why was she right, exactly? Oh, boo hoo, she had grievous injuries. I don't deny that her injuries were gory and extremely severe, but how is it not her fault for holding a fucking hot coffee between her legs like an idiot? That's a stupid idea regardless of how hot it is.
McD's makes their coffee HOT because the overwhelming majority of people that drink McD's coffee in the morning drive to their workplace and THEN drink their coffee, and will bitch if it gets cold in the 10-20 minutes that pass.
You notice how I said "MAKES" and not "MADE" or "USED TO MAKE"? That's because they make their coffee as hot as they used to. They dropped the temperature for a few years and then raised it again, because people complained about it. And they haven't had a single problem since then.

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9837683

>>9834635
>McDonald's
>Coffee
just no

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9837684

>>9833603

>> No.9838052

>>9837676
I agree with you

>> No.9839026

20 double cheese burguers and a diet coke, please

>> No.9839032

>>9833824
>no based three packs of ketchup
McDonalds ketchup is flavored garbage water.

>> No.9839039

>>9837676
I remember reading before there was a problem with that specific McDonald's where the coffee was way hotter than it was supposed to be, and they were already aware of that before the incident. Then the lid wasn't properly sealed when it was handed to her. Finally McDonald's only offered $600 for settlement.

>> No.9839101

Just one black coffee with splenda® pls.

>> No.9839108

>>9837683
You scared me there, I thought it was gonna be calorie-related.

>> No.9839117

>>9837683
>5 inches of uncleaned, liquid making up its inside parts
Does that mean there's 5 inches of old coffee that's dripped inside and sat there? What's with that comma after uncleaned? I remember reading that McDonald's actually cleans (or is supposed to) their drink machines more often, uses cleaner filtered water, etc. and that their drinks actually taste better than they do from other places because of that. Some locations might neglect them but that doesn't mean it's constant at all locations.

>> No.9839211
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9839211

>Quarter pounder or Spicy chicken sandwich
>Large fries
>diet soda
Eat while watching a show or some youtube, very comfy

>> No.9839223

>>9839117
have you ever been to mcdonalds in the ghetto

>> No.9839300

1 sausage biscuit

that's it

>> No.9839532

>>9839211
They have nice wifi.

>> No.9839637

>>9833560
do you guys really eat all that food in one sitting or you buying for someone else too

>> No.9839689

>>9833575
Mein neger
Add a mcdouble or two though

>> No.9839711

>>9839223
No, I don't live near niggers.

>> No.9839720

>>9839637
I wouldn't but to be fair the burgers are fucking small with barely any meat.

>> No.9839763

>>9833560
Nicely memed my good sir! May I interest you in an upvote?

>> No.9839769

>>9839711
well i was at the one in south dallas just a day ago

>> No.9839789

>>9833683
>>9833867
>>9834635
>>9837508
>>9839101
>>9839300
I wish I could be like this but I don't see the worth of driving to mcdicks just for one and two items.

>> No.9839797

>>9833560
2 McRibs
3 large fries
2 double quarter pounders
20 nuggets, sweet&sour sauce
1 large fruit punch

>> No.9839811

2 Big Macs
2 Filet o' Fish sandwiches
12 Diet Cokes

>> No.9839815

>>9833962

Calm down there Miguel Magadandandanang

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9841002

>>9833560

>> No.9841067

>>9833560
Fuck off shill

>> No.9841165

>>9833646
I was going to ask in its own thread, but has that come back yet? I was told that it would make a return in December?

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9841288

>>9833560

Yo lemme get
>2 mcdoubles
>6 count mcnuggets
>Large Sprite my nigga
Put that shit in a to go bag senpai I'm out this bitch

>> No.9841461

>>9835471
>>9835438
I wish of a future where every human interaction
can be skipped by using one of these.

>> No.9841677
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9841677

>>9841067
kek m8

>> No.9841698

>>9834330
http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-new-dollar-menu-items-costs-2017-12

>> No.9841879

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.9842065

>>9833560
Y'all ecxept food stamps

>> No.9842119

>>9842065
Nope, we don't ;^)

>> No.9842473

>>9833560
>Five Baconators
>Six Large fries
>Five boxes of KFC Popcorn Chicken
>The manager's fat greasy smelly ass

>> No.9842541

>1 McDouble
>1 McChicken
>Small Fries

>> No.9842758

>>9835438
>>9841461
If these don't work by tapping the corner of your credit card on the screen and you have to use your fingers, they're worthless. 10/10 times I'd rather talk to an employee than get AIDS from one of those gross kiosks.

>> No.9844317

>>9835438
Interac is the stuff of fucking legends. Absolutely no bullshit at all, NFC and you're done.

>> No.9844322

>>9844317
so, you order and pay and the machine shits out food?

>> No.9844390

I want to go to McDonalds.
I can't decide if I should or not. It's close.

>> No.9844399

Yeah I want: two large cokes,
Two large fries chili-cheese dog,
Large doctor pepper super deluxe,
With cheese and tomato

You want bill sperm with that?

No!

>> No.9844416

one cheeseburger,
one mcchicken
one filet o fish

open mcchicken, put filet o fish in it, lid it.
open cheeseburger, put mcchicken in it. lid it.
Wala, the McClusterfuck

>> No.9844435

>>9844416
or if you combo all three sandwiches, it's called: land, air, and sea burger.

>> No.9846359

>>9844390
If you decide you do want to go, wait until it opens. it'd too cold to be standing outside waiting for them to unlock in the morning.

>> No.9847711

>>9834330
So do I.

Then again: I'm old enough to remember when $1 would buy a sandwich, fries and drink.

>> No.9847719

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

>> No.9847892

>Quarter Pounder No ketchup no Mustard
>Fries with no salt and a diet coke both free with the coupon you get for doing the survey on the back

I've paid full price at a mcdonalds once in the last two years and it was only because my phone was broken at the time and I couldn't do the survey

>> No.9847938
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9847938

>>9844435
chickens cant fly dumb ass

>> No.9848051

I hate people that call hamburgers sandwiches. They never get any pussy I imagine

>> No.9848208

I miss the BBQ Ranch burger. That sauce was fucking amazing and I've never been able to replicate it.

>> No.9848339

>>9833560
>2 McDoubles
>2 Cheeseburgers
>Large fries

>> No.9848340

>>9847938
yes they can. they just can't fly far. I've been on farms and seen plenty of chickens.
t. brainlet

>> No.9848469

QBC
Medium Fry, Drink
Apple Pie

>> No.9848490

2 McChickens with an added tomato and an icecream cone

>> No.9848838

>>9833560
6pc Nugget and Small Fry for $2.50

>> No.9849803

>>9847892
in order to get the survey, don't you need to buy something, it's on the back of the receipt, silly.

>> No.9849811

>>9848838
What kind of moron orders a single French Fry?
You’re a fucking idiot.

>> No.9849837

>>9833560
I'll have two gut rots and a side of diarrhea. Oh and a diet coke.

>> No.9849843

Salad and a water, I guess

>> No.9850783

>>9848490
>with an added tomato

but why

>> No.9850796

>>9833560
>how may I take your order?

Preferably with a side of decent grammar.

>> No.9851008

>>9850783
Crunch and better flavor profile.

Try it

>> No.9851014

>>9848340
jumping whilst flapping wings is not the same as flying

>> No.9851161

>>9836883
Did this guy go to Glen Este High School? Did you? Are you gay?

>> No.9851184

>>9834635
>literally hot coffee poured over ice

>> No.9851200

>>9839117
>drinks actually taste better than they do from other places because of that
coke syrup is held in metal containers at McD

>> No.9851495

>>9836883
He just went postal

>> No.9851723

>>9851014
you clearly never been at a farm, have you?

>> No.9851963
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9851963

Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your motherfucking order bitch?

>> No.9852094

No joke, is everyone in these threads meming about how much they eat? Do people really go to Mcdonalds and eat more than one burger at once? I'm 180cm tall and weight 81kgs and my usual order is just a quarter pounder with large fries.

>> No.9852182

40 mcnuggers desu and a diet coke
>>9852094
fatass

>> No.9852195

>>9852182
really, 40? fuck I'll I need and can take is 10 mcnuggers

>> No.9852201

>>9852195
all* not I'll

>> No.9852209

>>9839117
they must be talking about some sorta cappucino or something machine. the coffee filters are great. GREAT coffee at mcds

>> No.9852212

>tfw ordered 9 mcdoubles and large fry today
>tfw went to wendys, got 2 daves doubles, 3 JBC's and a chili cheese fry
>tfw finished it all
kill me

>> No.9852284

>>9852182
Says the fucking dude eating 40 nuggets in one sitting

>> No.9852298

>>9852195
>ordering a Diet Coke makes me feel skinny, the post

>> No.9852302

>>9852182
>>9852298
Whoops that was meant for that

>> No.9852318

"I'll get 4 orders of the McPick2 please. 2 BigMacs, 2 Filet-o-Fishs, and 4 10-piece Nuggets. And yes, they are all for me. You have a problem, bud? No? Thought so. Why don't you go back to your no-skill job instead of worrying about others' meals, kid."

>> No.9852420 [DELETED] 

>>9836448
trump deteted

>> No.9852580

>>9852318
>he wants his food to be spit in with this attitude

>> No.9852593

>>9852094
Quarter pounder with large fries is still about 1000 calories, fucknose.
McDoubles and McChickens are about 350 each, so eating 2-3 of them is no different.

>> No.9852656

i want a double triple bossy Big Mac deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.9853759

Lemme git a large French fries and an Oreo mcflurry with a small sprite

>> No.9853808

2 mcdoubles with mac sauce and bacon no cheese
small fries
10 piece mcnuggets with bbq

>> No.9853815

>>9833560
Can I get uhhhhhhhhh

>> No.9854019

>>9852298
>>9852298
Better than drinking 300 calories. If they didn't do that they would be even fatter.

>> No.9854091

1 big mac please miss, also can you spit on it you sound really nice. thank you.

>> No.9854095

Now that the kids have ordered what will the adults have

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>>9833560

>> No.9855007

>>9833560
I'll have a McFuckit and a McGangbang Gonzalo. Also, i fucked your fat wife last night. Had to put on a hundred rubbers

>> No.9855294

>2 spicy McChicken combo w/ unsweetened iced tea
UOAULAUGH