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>> No.9831450


did that robot just put like an entire cross section of onion on top of the cheese?

>> No.9831454
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You don't like your burgers with a half inch chunk of solid onion?

>> No.9831458

quick, someone post the food stall egg sandwich man webm

>> No.9831460
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>> No.9831474

Where Ja/ck/ at?

>> No.9831475
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>> No.9831479
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jack posting is degenerate

>> No.9831481
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>> No.9831482

What do they use the pulp and rind for? Compost?

>> No.9831484
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webms need sound and file size increase to 4mb

>> No.9831489
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watch the strand of cum on the bottle as he pulls it away from his neck

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>> No.9831511

The ave video on this thing is even worse. All the parts look like leftover chinese construction garbage.

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link it for me

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>> No.9831534

Welcome my son
The machine

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>> No.9831560

Magic beer.

>> No.9831563
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>> No.9831568

The beer is already in the glass. The heated table just makes it boil up.

>> No.9831571

Only $12 plus tax

>> No.9831575

I swear to god I'm going to go on a rampage jesus christ where do you find these

>> No.9831581
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>> No.9831589
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I just look for stupid shit on youtube. The term food hack never fails to find some meme bullshit that makes more mess / work than it saves

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thanks nigger

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>> No.9831605

I've seen these a few places but I'm not certain I understand, and I can't seem to find the correct search terms to find out.
I think I saw a webm of something like this with coffee too once?
The glasses look clear.. is it some sort of dry item on the bottom?

>> No.9831606
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will somebody else post a fucking webm already

>> No.9831607

wtf all these new gore webms

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>> No.9831617

here's a qt story about it but i doubt that this is the norm https://daily-llama.com/2017/08/23/a-juice-company-dumped-orange-peels-in-a-national-park-heres-what-it-looks-like-now/

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you want to fucking fight about it faggot?

>> No.9831619

I used to do this all the time as a poor as fuck kid

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>> No.9831623

>Wait a minute that doesn't look like-


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>> No.9831631
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>> No.9831636

He's making a reference to the coffee. The beer glasses have a special valve system in the bottom of the pint.

>> No.9831638

Made me giggle

>> No.9831639
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I think you mean there's tubes under the sand

>> No.9831645

This thread is simply epic.

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thanks, but it would be nice if sombody else could post something at some point

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>> No.9831660

fuck the degenerate west.

>> No.9831665

Haha ebin :DDD

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>> No.9831686


never post this shit ever again

>> No.9831687

What's that grey spot in the sauce?

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>> No.9831725

This may actually be worse than that fucktard with the white stickman drawings.

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c'mon chop, I'm dying here. Post a webm

>> No.9831763
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>> No.9831767
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Garlic dust. Don't breathe this.

>> No.9831775
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>> No.9831780
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I'd slice the tips off my fingers if I tried that

>> No.9831783

You're retarded, anon.
How you'd reach such a nonsensical explanation is beyond reasoning.

The cup has a hole in the bottom, which is sealed by a magnet.
Inserting the cup into the station lifts the magnet, allowing the station to fill up the cup.

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>> No.9831814

What the fuck?

>> No.9831816

It's an improvised knife block.

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>> No.9831834

It's for scientists to study the cow's digestive tract.

>> No.9831839

windows to a cows stomach, for research

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>> No.9831855

*it takes 4 hours to be able to clean it completely, you will wash it once and never use it again

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>> No.9831859
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if you look closely the one on the back right isn't even flowing

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If that can handle cheese then I might consider it.

>> No.9831898
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increase the speed by 10-20% to reduce framerate. That'll let you increase the quality.

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>> No.9831905

Yeah I'm kind of new to making these and that makes sense, since you wouldn't really notice 10% increased speed much.

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Even as a teen that scene fucked me up

>> No.9831922
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>> No.9831926
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Keep it up, we need more OC

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>> No.9831934

Italian martial arts

>> No.9831935

Placenta actually has a huge amount of nutritional value, and if that woman was to eat it, and breast feed her baby it would be a positive thing. I can see where you're coming from though.

>> No.9831940
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>> No.9831976
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and that's it - I'm out of webms

i'll take requests if you link it

>> No.9831985


That food's plastic anyway. It's just a demo.

>> No.9831986

I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9831989
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That guy has nothing on the Beast.

>> No.9831994

my family could use one of these, what is it called?

>> No.9832000

That looked like it was their first time breaking down a bird

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>> No.9832007

chicken plucker

>> No.9832011

What a waste of dough
What the fuck is this stupid Reddit tier meme bullshit? Just fucking go and make the pizza nobody wants to watch you tossed around dough like some retard working at a restaurant
Fuck this guy

>> No.9832015

that syrup must have been warmed before he chugged it.

>> No.9832023

>why is you closet full of coffee?

I'm a life hacker :)

>> No.9832026
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I think that might be a fake dough intended for practice. It doesn't seem to change shape or size at all.

>> No.9832027

It's practice dough meant to practice tossing. He could swing it around on the end of a string and it would still keep it's shape

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>> No.9832040

one of the twins dies so she consumed it so it's energy can make the second twin twice as strong.

>> No.9832045

Can you make this?

>> No.9832054
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>> No.9832055

I wonder what that smells like.

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>> No.9832071

It actually smells kinda nice. A warm smell of hay and grass and animal musk. It doesn't smell like shit if that's what you're thinking.

>> No.9832073

>Heating up the entire oven for a single slice of bread
Just use a toaster and then microwave it, jesus.

>> No.9832087

>Hey hey margaret you're just in time to help me test my new chocolate fountaWHIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.9832092
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source is low quality and the end seemed like the only good part

>> No.9832094

This makes perfect sense if you've ever eaten nothing but korean food for a long enough time. Thick breaded dishes are basically non-existent, and cheese is fucking possible to find, so having chicago deep dish probably made them pee themselves

>> No.9832108

Why not just let them stand?

>> No.9832128
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>> No.9832132

Notice the lack of Blacks.

>> No.9832136

>Cheese isn't melted

0/10 would not eat

>> No.9832139

theres something i find horrefying with mushrooms...i dont know why, but this webm of them growing sped up, just reminds me of parasites taking over something...which mushrooms kinda are.

>> No.9832147

This kills the crab.

>> No.9832148

In b4 the giant in b4 post.

>> No.9832178
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She grabbed that without mitts when she put it back in the oven.
That's pretty hardcore.

>> No.9832189

I've tried that. Not as bad as it looks

>> No.9832191
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foodnetwork is going downhill

>> No.9832199


How were you able to post the same webm twice?

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>> No.9832235
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>> No.9832243

He's probably white, I see alot of whites make retarded speculations when they aren't sure of something g.

>> No.9832244
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How is that easier and more efficient than a human doing it instead? The robot's way slower and it seems pointless to place the topping in individual cups rather than just assembling the burg yourself.

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>> No.9832315
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so are webm threads dead now?

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>> No.9832332
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fuck this thread - i'm going to go get drunk and jack off

>> No.9832341
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>> No.9832346

those poor oranges

>> No.9832348
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>he leaves the spoon in the bowl when he puts it in the microwave

>> No.9832360
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>> No.9832385

>boil potatoes and then use a potato masher to mash them

That's actually not usually a problem. Something like tin foil is, because it's usually pretty crumbled up but a spoon isn't going to make your microwave oven explode.

>> No.9832389

look at the smug motherfuckers faces, they know they rip of people for charging 300$ for caviar, its just fucking fish eggs

>> No.9832392

I want to fuck RRcherriepie in his jav boipussy

>> No.9832396

They are fertilising that roe, thoe. Not harvesting it.

>> No.9832403

So what? It actually helps the liquid to heat up faster as the spoon kinda acts as a heater.

>> No.9832412

>unsalted butter
what the fuck

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>> No.9832437

What is that? Looks like mice infesting it, but what's the red stuff?

>> No.9832442

Yeah you go ahead and microwave all the spoons your little heart desires.

>> No.9832452

What exactly do you think will happen?
Milk + stainless steel = mustard gas?

>> No.9832482
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I quite like him

>> No.9832492
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Now that I have spotted him making a spelling error I KNOW I'm his better in every way!

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>> No.9832509

>star of david with the cheese

>> No.9832532
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He is a talented musician, he's allowed to make a mistake

>> No.9832540
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>> No.9832577

Whats wrong with this guy? It sounds like he is about to have a stroke every other sentence

>> No.9832585

Why do Americans even exit?

>> No.9832594


>> No.9832611

I wish these had sound

>> No.9832613

That's a Swiss cow, though.

>> No.9832615

This has to be fake

>> No.9832616

I guess that's a barbeque pizza?

>> No.9832621

You never noticed he's missing the tip of his ring finger?

>> No.9832622


>> No.9832624

I think they just do that to discourage people from maximizing their sodium intake.

>> No.9832625

It's a bbq dumpster fire

holy fucking shit - that's on daytime tv?

>> No.9832634
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why are they all about to get married?

>> No.9832644

The second one wins out. Most classic, most effective.

>> No.9832645

Niggers BTFO! How can they ever compete?

>> No.9832649

I like dumb recipes like this that actually work on some level

>> No.9832658

would they be allowed to sue for being retarded?

>> No.9832662

Because that makes it sadder. Same trope as the cop who's one day from retirement I guess.

Almost pinching a tear for that poor fucker in your pic. If that happened to me I'd just eat a bullet I think.


>> No.9832673

I have never looked at his hands but, now I'm googling it. shit

>> No.9832675

>If that happened to me I'd just eat a bulle
Anon...I have some bad news for you

>> No.9832684

>too stupid to know when something's a joke
>obsessed with white people

Yup, it's a subhuman alright.

>> No.9832691
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>> No.9832695

Imagine an other robot putting the stuff in cups.

>> No.9832718

They have those bottom filling cups at Universal Studios parks now. The employees hate them because they never, ever work.

>> No.9832731

See the part where they put fish cum in the bowl of eggs? Well that's because this is called a hatchery. See, a hatchery is where fish are farmed and sometimes returned to the wild to repopulate overfished areas.
Now I know I used a lot of big words in that sentence. See, farming is what humans do to grow food in a controlled environment. Have you ever wondered where onions come from? A farm, silly!

Now you know and hopefully, your IQ has gone up just a little bit as a result of reading this. I kind of doubt it though.

>> No.9832740

I mean you are pissing me off but really isn't that what you were trying to do?

>> No.9832760
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holy shit

>> No.9832776

How does the smiling face appear when he burns?

>> No.9832779
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>> No.9832831


>> No.9832841

RRcherrypie is multiple people.

>> No.9832854


>> No.9832863
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Why are Asians such genderbenders?

>> No.9832886

why tho

>> No.9832929

did this seriously get deleted for writing nigger

>> No.9832949

holy shit - you're right

>> No.9832951

Why don't you just have that robot top the burger

>> No.9832957
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>> No.9832958

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Something about how soft and dainty he looks, and how meticulous he is, and how prim and proper everything is makes him such a desirable wife.

>> No.9833015

gloves are an accessory to terrorists and drug dealers, anon

>> No.9833029
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, French Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833030
File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Japanese Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833034
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Vegan Crab Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833036
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Chili Cheese Dog Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833040
File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Lawsuit Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833043
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Easy Mac n Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833044
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Ultimate Mac n Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833046
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Rainbow Crepe Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9833047

>white paper

Not sure that's legal

>> No.9833059

holy shit, I thought the french knew how to make an omelette

>> No.9833064

This place is dead and mods are ultra faggots

>> No.9833068

>the fact that there are people who bought this stupid thing

>> No.9833072

What mechanism does it use to pick up the ingredients? It looks like it could be suction based but I wonder how that would fare against real food and not hard plastic models.

>> No.9833081
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What's going on here?

>> No.9833090

My parents would prep a bunch of vegetables and slices of sausage (not even salami / pepperoni, just hotdog sausage), and just get us kids to make dinner while they worked all day and night. Ketchup for sauce, or BBQ sauce. Didn't have an oven so just microwaved it.

>> No.9833091

seems a bit bland
now that's cool, never thought about rolling it in sections
t...thats not a crab cake...
that actually looks pretty fucking good
I'm way more impressed with the camera work. The slow rise of the camera as they top it was satisfying.
holy shit that looks good
gay as fuck

thanks for making some new shit anon

>> No.9833094

the cow has gum cancer, so they have to feed it directly through the hole. The cows feel a stinging scrapping pain when opening and closing the cap, but I'm sure they're happy to still be alive.

>> No.9833100

No pin feathers?

7/10 would but if i had a farm

but if i had a farm, it would be 10/10

>> No.9833102
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>t...thats not a crab cake...

Stop being so veganphobic

>> No.9833104

dried chilli peppers, anon. for spices.

>> No.9833110

Damn, I'll pay 50 bucks for that

>> No.9833112

okay now that's fucking disgusting. Why do vegans need to pretend to eat food they don't like? The beginning looks like a nice start to beef stew though

>> No.9833114


jack wherefore art thou

>> No.9833115
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Or just do the logical thing

>> No.9833118

that was kinda rough to watch

>> No.9833121


This is fucking stupid

>> No.9833122

fucking gone for once - it's not like we haven't seen his webms a million fucking times.

>> No.9833123

>wh*te ""people""

>> No.9833124

>theres something i find horrefying with mushrooms...
Then I suggest you don't look up fungus cordyceps.

>> No.9833125

Matt Stonie is the top competitive eater in the world and has out-eaten Furious Pete and LA Beast multiple times

>> No.9833129
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Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

nothing will hapen because wypipo suck

>> No.9833130

>fungus cordyceps
holy shit. If there's a version that affects humans we're toast

>> No.9833132
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>machete held in place by electrical socket

>> No.9833134

If he said it you would probably laugh at how silly it sounds.

>> No.9833137

how many calories is that?

>> No.9833139



ever heard of them?

>> No.9833149

I wonder what other uses this thing might have?

>> No.9833163

It's what germ warefare REALLY LOOKS LIKE

>> No.9833166

in reality, robo arms are overly complicated, prone to failure and an upkeep nightmare. It would never be used for making a burger (at least not at this point)

>> No.9833175
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It can cook sosig too....

>> No.9833177
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>> No.9833188
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>8 jagged star
>star of david

>> No.9833191

Basically how i eat a shrimp burrito from a local stand

>> No.9833201

why did they cover it with powdered sugar

>> No.9833202

>ketchup over fries.


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>> No.9833206

Have fun with your ban

>> No.9833207


The star of david is an angled cube

>> No.9833212

Parmesan is cheese, not sugar

>> No.9833219
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fake and gay

>> No.9833229
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what's going on with his eyes though?

>> No.9833234 [DELETED] 

fuck off you kike nigger

>> No.9833235
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What is he so afraid of? Who is taking this photograph? What do they know?

>> No.9833253
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Just typical inbred bongland genetics.

>inb4 he's le scottish
same cesspool different name

>> No.9833257

oooh, you are so gonna get it.

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>> No.9833267

holy shit, I can't believe this exists.

>> No.9833268

the numale epidemic is really getting terminal

>> No.9833270

why didn't she just swim for it

>> No.9833272

i can believe it

>> No.9833276


>> No.9833282

I don't get it??

>> No.9833284


>> No.9833289

Lol, what a retard, fishes live in lakes not farms, do you think they would put them in a barn or something??

>> No.9833291

I fucking love Japanese ads

>> No.9833296 [DELETED] 
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Her name was Regina Kay Walters. She was murdered at the age of 14 and this was the last photo of her. Taken by the killer. May he burn in Hell.

>> No.9833298
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mfw watching this

>> No.9833299
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there's always a bigger fish

>> No.9833300

>RR cherrypie
I understood that reference!

>> No.9833301

Kek, I wasn't paying much atention, then thought the wafer straw was a cigar.

>> No.9833302

Unhygienic as fuck

>> No.9833304


>> No.9833305

Jesus christ
This is worse than jack

>> No.9833323

I just got this. Very clever.

>> No.9833324

That's ugly and a bitch to clean up

>> No.9833329

it was a prank
>being this inept at using the interwebz

>> No.9833331

As a burger myself, I'm pretty ducking pissed they dared to put a star and bar on there impying USA.

>> No.9833334

>fluer de sel

>> No.9833357

mincrowaved bread is gross
and not because scary microwave
it's just something about bread and microwaves

>> No.9833363

new thread


>> No.9833366

I can cook pretty damn well these days and I'd unironically eat this if I was super hungry and lazy or low on money.

>> No.9833381

Eating placenta is quite the opposite of degenerate, it's too backwards - extremely nutritional but do you really want to eat what's been in your womb for that long.

When I was born my mother was in the same hospital room as an antillan woman, she gave birth before my mom did and ate the placenta. Whole, but cooked.

>> No.9833400
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me on the right

>> No.9833409

This is like anuda shoah!

>> No.9833433

Haha, you didn't see this one on r/4chan?

>> No.9833456

>literally a black guy in business attire at 0:24
troll or stupid ?

>> No.9833474

>kosher salt
She is used to the oven.

>> No.9833489

>Putting on an oversized dumb helmet while cooking just for the sake of putting on some personnality because you're as shallow as a pond
how depressing, this just reminds me how much I don't understand people

>> No.9833522

It is a good chese.

>> No.9833579


>> No.9833585

>My Ancestor :)

>> No.9833586


>> No.9833908

Looks bad, and looks like Guy agrees.

>> No.9834122

After watching some ratting videos, I want this job.

>> No.9834135

>Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
"Could you show this this fine man of color to the door? Thank you. Medium hard."

>> No.9834293

This is just a really weird falafel

>> No.9834460

All cows have these now, since about the late 90s.

>> No.9834467

You can always tell when Guy doesn't actually like something.

>> No.9834733

this is so retarded

>> No.9834814

>easier and more efficient
how is that supposed to make it cheaper

>> No.9834837

holy shit nice reference

>> No.9834911

you had to ruin it
we finally had a thread that got so far and did so well and you just had to do that

>> No.9835279

god damn it, what an asshole.
he is doing it on purpose

>> No.9835657


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