New al/ck thread

[Anonymous No.9828403]

Crippling Alcoholism General.


>got frostbite because you didn't know you were cold edition

[Anonymous No.9828428]

I support these threads. As a man who cant stop eating Marshmallows, we are in the same boat. Sorta. Get well soon.

[Anonymous No.9828429]

>woke up early to work on my ATV and drink though the day
>sister parked her piece of shit car in front of my air tools
>go to move it
>accidentally slid on the ice and got it stuck in the ditch
>have to wait for sister to wake up so she can call the tow company because I smell like alcohol
>3 hours of sister bitching and yelling
>180 dollar tow bill


As if I wasn't broke enough

[Anonymous No.9828438]

I make my own booze for 2.50 a handle.

[Anonymous No.9828443]

i went to my therapist with a buzz on
therapist thinks im still 1+ years sober
booze is a hell of a drug guys

[Anonymous No.9828451]

>>9828443

You smell like a pot of booze. He knows.

[Anonymous No.9828458]

>>9828451
not with a fucking buzz on from like 3 beers, and her literally 10 feet across the room

i mean maybe

[Anonymous No.9828461]

>>9828438
Are you vodkastillbro?

Please post pics of your process in making your still.

I want to make alcohol but I'm so afraid of burning my house down and being imprisoned for making untaxed liquor It's not even funny. An I live in one of the harshest states for making your own alcohol, They require an extra 70k in insurance on my house PLUS 3000 for the permit and then having the fucking weights and measurements guys at my house ever fucking year plus 300 a year.

[Anonymous No.9828471]

>general

[Anonymous No.9828474]

>>9828471
I would love to know your reasoning of posting this in every thread

[Anonymous No.9828484]

>>9828403
>drank 3 beers instead of my usually 2 this weekend
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

[Anonymous No.9828485]

>>9828461

I guess I'm vodkastillbro. I didn't know I had a name. The most important thing is building the condenser. I made 2, first one failed. This is a triple wrapped coldfinger, and I used to small of piping for the pump I had. It was kind of a work of art that didn't do shit.

[Anonymous No.9828487]

>>9828484
They told you it was a slippery slope but you just had to find out for yourself. Maybe next life, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.9828491]

>>9828485
COLDFINGER
HE HAS A
COLDDDDFINGERRRRR

[Anonymous No.9828492]

>>9828474
>reasoning

[Anonymous No.9828496]

>>9828485

Next was a real project. This is a jackson crossflow condenser that has a very low backpressure so water will always flow. You stuff that with copper mesh and it'll knock down 2600watts of power.

[Anonymous No.9828503]

>>9828496

This is the one I can make 2.8 handles a night if I want to. Entire run is about 2.5 hours.

[Anonymous No.9828505]

>>9828485
>>9828496
I'm not nearly this talented.

But go on, I love still porn.


The type of still I was thinking of building is just a basic pot still. What % alcohol do you get from your still?

Total investment?

[Anonymous No.9828506]

>>9828496

entire machine is..

[Anonymous No.9828510]

>>9828503
How fucking comfy would it be to make 2 handles a day, Drink one then store the other one in the basement until you have hundreds of gallons of vodka for your retirement?

[Anonymous No.9828512]

>>9828505

Around $500 cnd. maybe 6. I've made around 30k in booze by now at least.

[Anonymous No.9828513]

I'll stop drinking when I turn my life around. I'll turn my life around when I stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.9828517]

>>9828506
How do you secure the lid? Is that a basic stainless steel stock pot?

>>9828512
Nice, Very impressive man

[Anonymous No.9828522]

>>9828513
Theres a certain period of enduring hell that must be faced. 1,2, 4 years depending on what trade/school you go to.

[Anonymous No.9828529]

>>9828517

It's a stainless 36 quart pot and I secure it with those fucking clips. They're good for chip bag clips, I don't know the name of them. I use a digital thermometer for tell me when the pile gets to 84 degrees, then I draw off 150ml of "fores" then I pull 3 bottles of booze off the mash.

[Anonymous No.9828541]

>>9828529
Thats fuckin impressive man.

You ever think of making e85 for your car?

If my car was flex fuel I would apply for a federal fuel permit but unfortunately it is not and would likely cost more to covert it to flex fuel then it is worth.

[Anonymous No.9828543]

>>9828517

My time wasn't wasted.

[Anonymous No.9828551]

>>9828541

I use electrical heating and my ingredients are about 130 bucks per 270 liters. I don't think it would be worth it. I get about 12 to 13% yield. It's good for booze, not for fuel.

[Anonymous No.9828556]

>>9828543
Fuck that's sexy

[Anonymous No.9828567]

>>9828541

BTW if you want to make your own shit, use this..

http://shuggo.com/birdwatchers/calculator.htm

[Anonymous No.9828570]

>>9828556

Yeah, I made a lot of sexy shit, back in the day.

[Anonymous No.9828574]

>>9828570
How old are you now m8?

I'm almost 30 and I'm not even a quarter as talented as you

[Anonymous No.9828578]

>>9828574

I'm an old drunk. Do better than me, please.

[Anonymous No.9828579]

>liver hurts
>still drink anyway

Such is life

[Anonymous No.9828597]

>>9828578
I wish I could.

My life is already fucked, I'm dying of cancer. There's no turning around for me unfortunately....Thank you for the advice and the copper porn though. I appreciate it

[Anonymous No.9828608]

>>9828597

Jesus Christ dude. I'm so sorry. At least you made someone cry before you're out of here. I'm really sorry. fuc, Spend all the time you can with your people.

[Anonymous No.9828621]

>>9828608
I've known for almost 4 years, I'm alright with it now. Not upset or sad in the least anymore. I'm just glad I never quit drinking when I was younger and enjoying myself because I would have gotten cancer anyway. It wasn't relating to alcohol ironically enough (I've been drinking daily since I was 19-20).

I'm just enjoying whats left and not giving a single fuck.

[Anonymous No.9828630]

>>9828621

That's the way to do it. I'm proud to hear this. Some people are just fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.9828659]

>>9828630
I'm going to fuck a backpage hooker rawdog tonight

[Anonymous No.9828675]

>>9828621
one for you, my man

[Anonymous No.9828681]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

>immune to alcohol poisoning
>along with immunity to antifreeze, rat poison, and turpentine poisoning
>wood alcohol also doesn't kill him
>survived consuming carpet tacks
>survived sleeping a full night in freezing temperatures out on the snow
>survived being run over by a taxi
>finally released from his mortal coil by his murderers filling his lungs with gas through a hose while recovering from being run over
>When you want money so bad you run around in circles trying to kill a homeless alcoholic who's will to drink keeps him alive

[Anonymous No.9828699]

>>9828491
unexpected kek

[Anonymous No.9828707]

Just one more drink...

[Anonymous No.9828728]

>>9828579
Liver doesn't have nerves. Discomfort in lower right quadrant indicates pancreatitis.

[Anonymous No.9828732]

>>9828728

nephritis as well.

[Anonymous No.9828745]

>>9828728
>>9828732
It can also just be constipation in that area affecting the renal nerve, or even a kidney stone/sludge affecting the renal nerve via hydrostatic pressure.

[Anonymous No.9828753]

Been sober since May 3 of this year after spending 10+ years of drinking an eighteen pack a night.....the first month was hell....but it feels great now ......get your ass to a meeting boys

[Anonymous No.9828757]

>>9828659
I feel bad fory you dude, I'mma smoke a bowl for you on top of the one I was gonna smoke anyway.

In unrelated news, I just bottled a little infusion I made with 69% abv spirit and 5 g decarb weed. Does anyone here have experience with such tinctures and the decarb process?

[Anonymous No.9828771]

Good for you man. I'm a little bit more and keep winding up being medically detoxed. This isn't fun anymore..

[Anonymous No.9828790]

>>9828745
>It can also just be constipation in that area affecting the renal nerve
I've had this, probably thanks to beer

could also be a swollen liver iirc but less likely

[Anonymous No.9828793]

>>9828745

That's why I enema every single night.

[Anonymous No.9828799]

>>9828757
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

Actually I have a lot of experience with this. I don't smoke at all, period, I vastly prefer making tincture. (I hate calling it "green dragon," that sounds fucking stupid.)
Decarbing is simple, you grind you weed, you bake it in an oven. 50 minutes at 225 F is what I use. There's different temperatures and times you can use, but low and slow is generally better so you can be sure you've activated ALL the weed without any risk of destroying THC (which is around 325 iirc)

So, first: Get yourself a stronger spirit. Get yourself the strongest alcohol you can get a hold of, like Everclear or Bacardi 151. The stronger the alcohol the more potent the extraction.

Second: The method where you just soak your herb in alcohol for a couple weeks sucks. It sucks REALLY hard. If you want a good extraction you need to apply heat. The good part is this reduces the prep time from several days or weeks down to half an hour.

Infodump time.
If you can spare the expense, get yourself a hot plate and a temperature controller (Inkbird ITC-308 is what I use, it's $30 on Amazon) and simmer your herb in alcohol for half an hour at about 170 F, which is just under the boiling point of alcohol.
Use a double boiler setup with a small pot of water and a small mason jar in the water, with your alcohol, your herb, and the temperature probe in the jar. Do this underneath the range hood on your stove, with the fan on. As long as you're not boiling the alcohol there's zero risk of fire hazard. (Alcohol vapors are flammable.)
Keep it at temperature for half an hour, and when you're done strain it out through some cheesecloth and you're done. I put it in an eyedropper bottle, you can order them for a few bucks a pop. One dropper and you're high, two droppers and you're fucking GONE.
You can keep the herb after you squeeze it out, there's still some THC in it (alcohol extraction is only 80% efficient at the most) so you can reuse it to make some cannabutter or something.

[Anonymous No.9828802]

It's my birthday in 3 hours /ck/ snd I'm still a drunk piece of shit

[Anonymous No.9828803]

>>9828793
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.9828806]

>>9828757
I've done it years ago, decarb for half an hour or so in the oven at 120c from memory? Stink the house out. But then I put it in a bottle of vodka and after some time the best word for it was disgusting. If I would do it again I'd go for as strong a spirit as I could get, a tincture that you pour a little under the tongue, because there are some nasty tasting things in the plant that will be soluble in water and probably plenty in alcohol as well. Reduce it down and you will have an oil extract which might be a better option. But if you go for that butane is better for a clean golden oil and it boils at room temp, just beware the flammable gas.

[Anonymous No.9828810]

Cider/beer wasn't getting me drunk anymore even if I drank 12 so I've started drinking a fifth of jager a day.

Is this bad for me with all the herbs in it?

Also fuck I think I'm an alcoholic. I've been drunk since november 1st. My mom is kicking me out which I guess is alright it's time I moved out anyway because i'm turning 28 in a month but kind of sucks because it will be more expensive to pay electricity cable and internet and water and shit. Will have to go to the food bank, lots of spaghettios in my future.

[Anonymous No.9828827]

>>9828810
pretty sure the alcohol is worse for you than the herbs, champ

[Anonymous No.9828853]

>>9828810
Jager sucks because it's got sugar and shit in it that make it syrupy as fuck. Drink clear alcohol like Korn/Vodka/Schnaps for less hangovers.
t. german

[Anonymous No.9828858]

went 24 hours without drinking for the first time in awhile

did i go 24 hours without a BAC? no, definitely not
but still 24 hours without putting a drink to my lips
drinking now tho

[Anonymous No.9828862]

>>9828543
w-whats that

[Anonymous No.9828869]

>>9828862
read the thread you nig
this is the al/ck/ thread and anything goes here
but you gotta read the thread man
ok c u on the boards, nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.9828880]

>>9828858

I get tested every morning and the body usually metabolizes 1 oz liquor/hour

[Anonymous No.9828884]

>>9828880
wtf did you do wrong that you get tested every morning

[Anonymous No.9828891]

>>9828884

I'm gotta go into the local looney bin and grab my Valium. All jokes aside its an amazing pilot program that I'm sure was funded so hospitals don't deal with people withdrawaling every morning

I'm also trying to get into rehab

[Anonymous No.9828896]

>>9828891
fuck i would sign up for that in an instant just to get the valium, i'll stop drinking for a couple months a year and stockpile that shit

i assume you live in UK or Canada or some socialist shithole that thinks programs like that aren't being abused by undesirables?

[Anonymous No.9828897]

>>9828853
Alright thanks bro. I'll try some stoli next time.

[Anonymous No.9828904]

>>9828896
Canada, yeah.

The detox unit itself is awesome. You can tell who the true drunks are around there though.

There are only 24 beds like this in my whole province

[Anonymous No.9828909]

>>9828904
sounds nice honestly although it's against my political inclinations

there is zero sympathy for drunks in the US, from doctors or rehabs or detoxes, even the super expensive rehabs just treat you like an animal

i guess that's how it's supposed to be
whatever

[Anonymous No.9828949]

>>9828806
You still need to evaporate the butane out of the wax with a vacuum pump. Also use butane without unhealthy oils most "regular" butane has.

[Anonymous No.9828998]

>>9828681
This is the most Irish thing I've ever heard of.

[Anonymous No.9829004]

What's a good sour beer.

[Anonymous No.9829008]

>>9829004
Mr nigger and the cunt sandwich brewery 60 min IPA

[Anonymous No.9829018]

>>9828443

What could you possibly achieve at a therapist if you're not being completely honest?
Wasting your damn money.

[Anonymous No.9829026]

>>9828681
>later known as either Mike the Durable or Iron Mike
>you will NEVER have a nickname as cool as "Mike the Durable"

[Anonymous No.9829029]

>>9829018
Insurance pays 90% of it, it keeps my family and girlfriend off my back
Grow the fuck up

[Anonymous No.9829038]

>>9829029
>Grow the fuck up
That's exactly what you need to do

[Anonymous No.9829039]

>>9829029

You're living in a childish delusion in which you lie to your family and girlfriend, and I need to grow up?

[Anonymous No.9829041]

>>9829038
>>9829029
Yeah dude you're literally wasting your own time

[Anonymous No.9829045]

>>9829041
>>9829039
>>9829038
I hope you all get buried alive.

[Anonymous No.9829047]

>>9829038
>>9829039
>>9829041
Seems mildly same-faggy btw

[Anonymous No.9829054]

my father told me today "you are your own worst enemy, Alcoholism is destroying you"


wew

[Anonymous No.9829058]

>>9828909

>there is zero sympathy for drunks in the US, from doctors or rehabs or detoxes

Ooooh boy a little too close to home for that one. I've already told myself I'd rather stay at home and risk dying than take another trip to those fucking joints. Luckily I can hopefully grab some benzos for my next (and hopefully last) detox.

[Anonymous No.9829063]

>>9829054
Sounds like alcoholism is your worst enemy, not you

Goddamn pops needs to get his story straight

[Anonymous No.9829065]

>>9829047
2/3 max
>>9829045
Why aren't you honest with your therapist?

[Anonymous No.9829071]

>>9829065
You make it sound like I just lie about everything

I’m honest I’m just hiding this recent relapse from her.
Actually made decent progress on a lot of fronts at that session

[Anonymous No.9829079]

IMO big difference between slip up and a relapse

[Anonymous No.9829084]

>>9829058
Seriously man, all the nurses and doctors are like...wtf is wrong with you, you get drunk all the time?! Why don’t you just go on long bike rides with your kids like me and maybe eat a cookie to blow off some steam? Have you tried melatonin for sleep? Jesus your blood pressure is high.

[Anonymous No.9829095]

>>9829079
There is zero difference if you’re an actual alkie

[Anonymous No.9829101]

>>9829071

I suspect that's not the only thing you're lying to her about.

[Anonymous No.9829103]

>tfw 20 years old
>have never had alcohol my entire life
>at this point have an instinctual subconscious aversion to it that I don't know if I can overcome as a result of seeing how awful my alcoholic mother was

Will never drinking hurt me in my life

[Anonymous No.9829104]

>>9829101
Haha are you literally from the American Council of Family Therapists or something? I feel like I’m being interrogated by the NKVD

[Anonymous No.9829108]

>>9829103
No, don’t drink if you don’t need to

[Anonymous No.9829112]

You may do well to stay away due to genetics alone

[Anonymous No.9829121]

>>9829104

I'm right, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.9829128]

>>9829121
Yes Comrade Nikolovsky

[Anonymous No.9829144]

>>9829084

No doubt dude. I'm not trying to be armchair doctor here, but it's very rare that I've met any heathcare professional that's had any problems like drug and alchohol addiction. Gambling maybe. They see it from a certain standpoint where they have no earthly idea.

[Anonymous No.9829148]

so I'm on my 10th day drinking a bottle of smirnov a day. I've found that if you abstain for 6-8 hours when you get up and sort of level out. you don't get the crippling withdraw symptoms the next day. I have to stop tomorrow to take care of some things so we'll have to see how it goes then. idk how many of you get full blown withdraws but they can be pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.9829170]

>>9829144
nurses actually have higher rates of substance abuse than average people and they generally live pretty unhealthy lives. They all go home and down a bottle of wine while crying into a tub of ice cream. Cant speak for doctors though. They are all aware of how destructive substance abuse is, they just care just enough to get through the work day

[Anonymous No.9829197]

I've been in detox with like three nurses

[Anonymous No.9829201]

>>9829112

Is alcoholism really genetic?

My brother drinks and is an alcoholic

You already know about my mom

What, if I touch the stuff will I just awaken like some kind of alcohol based sleeper agent?

[Anonymous No.9829203]

>>9829197
k
>once asked a nurse for more ativan and she said "we can't just have an ativan party every night" and thought she was hitting on me

[Anonymous No.9829213]

I fucking hate alcohol. I wish I could stop drinking it.
I went three and a half days without a drop.
This afternoon before I had a drink, my eyes were sharper, my brain was more on track.
Everything was better. I was more alive.

But Jesus Christ... Why is booze the only thing that gives my life value? If I had anything fucking else to do or look forward to.
Every person's prerogative is to find happiness right?

[Anonymous No.9829226]

>>9829213
this is exactly the downfall of me and i think most alkies

the brief window of sobriety that makes you feel fucking great, followed by boredom and some stress and vague existential anxiety, mixed with a little difficulty sleeping and bam drinking again

fucked if i know what the answer is
maybe if i had a harem of bitches and 600 million dollars i could fill the hole in my heart

[Anonymous No.9829227]

lost count on how many times i woke up in the hospital, psychiatry or in jail because of alcohol, i have spent 6 years of my life in rehabs, almost died on several occasions, i have put other peoples lives at risk because of my reckless drinking, only God can help me - am sober a few months now and i will keep trying to live a better life

[Anonymous No.9829240]

what alcohol goes good when mixed with very cheap iced tea?
to be specific a can of arizona brand raspberry iced tea

[Anonymous No.9829245]

>>9829240
i dunno but gin and pink lemonade is good surprisingly

[Anonymous No.9829249]

>>9829226
>the brief window of sobriety that makes you feel fucking great, followed by boredom and some stress and vague existential anxiety, mixed with a little difficulty sleeping and bam drinking again
Aye that's it.
For me, it isn't a bajllion dollars, while it would help, I just want a CAREER.
I'm so tired of shit jobs. I'm tired of being disposable. To be used up and discarded.
I'm smart, I'm aware, I work hard. I don't DESERVE this.
Yeah yeah, you're think that I'm "entitled" but fucking FUCK that. Why is wanting to be valued entitlement. Fucking medieval serfs felt like they had a purpose in life. Washing dishes here, making paninis there, mopping floors wherever. I'm tired of minimum wage. I'm tired of scraping money together. I'm tired of debt building up. I'm so fucking tired all the time.

[Anonymous No.9829256]

>>9829203
if you pester them enough they will give you the ativan just to shut you up. If the doctor had already approved the med of course

[Anonymous No.9829261]

>>9829256
sometimes that's not true though

i was at a detox where some skag addict was slamming her fists on the nursing station window begging for some ativan and just got tackled by security

even at the cushy rehab i went to there was no leniency with PRN ativan...this is US thoguh

[Anonymous No.9829539]

Help

[Anonymous No.9829557]

Sup

[Anonymous No.9829558]

how the fuck do you fall asleep without alcohol?

i lay in bed for hours and nothing fucking happens so i have to stay up until exhaustion or get myself buzzed enough that i can easily pass out

[Anonymous No.9829578]

That's alcohol fucking with your sleep. It can take months to go back to nor,al

Look up post acute withdrawals

[Anonymous No.9829606]

>>9828753
do the meetings actually help? im not one for sharing aloud. and i heard they can be really religious

[Anonymous No.9829613]

>>9829606
Not that guy, but nope. They’re terrible. Hugely religious. Plus all the girls have aids.

[Anonymous No.9829637]

14 days sober today. Had a job interview this morning. They want me to start friday. Things are getting better.

[Anonymous No.9829648]

>>9829558
Melatonin

[Anonymous No.9829653]

>>9829613

You in the bible belt anon? Here in Canada I've never heard jesus mentioned once.

Serenity prayer/our father yeah but that's it

[Anonymous No.9829662]

>>9829653
Hardly. England

[Anonymous No.9829664]

>>9829558
exercise and meditation

[Anonymous No.9829685]

>>9828802
Happy birthday, anon.

[Anonymous No.9829688]

>>9829653
some 12 step programs include spirituality as a step to recovery
good programs will clarify that this does not have to mean religion or god but i can imagine it would be simplified that way if its been shown to work in that area

[Anonymous No.9829692]

>>9829653
so youve done in, im in canada. just seems like a religious thing they always seem to be hosted in churches

[Anonymous No.9829707]

What are some easy to make cocktails for someone without mixer or other fancy stuff?
Currently I have vodka and blue curacao which I mix with apple juice.

[Anonymous No.9829722]

>>9829707
Screwdrivers
Or lemon sours

[Anonymous No.9829729]

Bout to get an Uber to go to the liquor store after 2 weeks sober. It’s 12:41am oh well fuck it I’m off tomorrow bout to get Wendy’s too then get shit faced in my room.

[Anonymous No.9829736]

Court in 4hrs 15 minutes. Nicked for 2 minor hit and run offences. Fortunately they don’t know that I was drunk, or I’d be gone for years.
Got my half bottle of vodka and 50mg of diazepam to down before I go in.
Think you’ve seen some shit? By lunchtime I have a 30% chance (so says my lawyer) of spending a “short” but unspecified amount of time in prison. Withdrawal from vodka and benzos while locked in a cage full of murderers. Awesome. Let’s do this thing.

[Anonymous No.9829741]

>>9829736
Well, you fucking deserve it. Maybe you'll get stabbed.

[Anonymous No.9829744]

>>9829741
>shrug
Bring stabbed isn’t so bad.

[Anonymous No.9829807]

>>9829707
white russian

[Anonymous No.9829813]

>>9828802

Happy birthday faggot!

[Anonymous No.9829819]

>>9828429

no replies yet, feelsbadman

we all fuck up eventually, at least you avoided much worse situations by being a smart drunk

[Anonymous No.9829825]

>>9829736

I hope you go to prison. The fact that you are so blase about drinking, driving and hitting people is absolutely repulsive. Dont ruin other lives on your way to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.9829835]

>>9829825
I don’t even remember it. It’s only cctv which fucked me.
I didn’t say anything about hitting people.
Keep your attitude right now in mind when something similar happens to you.

[Anonymous No.9829836]

>That sweet sound of cracking open a fresh bottle of bourbon

>>9828802
happy b'day anon, you drinking something expensive tonight?

[Anonymous No.9829907]

>>9829835
>hit and run

Implies you hit someone, or a car with someone in it.
And this won't happen to me because I'm not a brainless sack of shit who inflicts my problems on other people.
Enjoy prison.

[Anonymous No.9829938]

hooray for manic comedownss

[Anonymous No.9829949]

>>9829907
t. Non-alchie. You’ll have to try a lot harder if you want to upset me.

[Anonymous No.9829960]

>>9829558

Well anon you just don't sleep. No seriously since I've really been trying to stay sober I'm just not able to go to sleep, like at all.

[Anonymous No.9829973]

im so glad we have a real thread this time.

I keep hanging out with my friends and its free drinks all around all the time, and i cant stop drinking. I dont get wild, but it seems that every time i drink now my kidneys hurt and im really scared i fucked myself up on my last balls to the wall binge.

I got my urology appointment in 12 hours, and im still wide fuckin awake too.

[Anonymous No.9829990]

>>9829973
>alcoholic
>friends

[Anonymous No.9830007]

>>9829990
all my friends are alcoholics lol

[Anonymous No.9830010]

>>9830007
""""alcoholics""""

[Anonymous No.9830015]

>>9830010
oh man, if you even knew.. im the worst of them, but there are two others that are worse off than me.

[Anonymous No.9830031]

>>9830015
>i'm the worst
>there are two worse than me
what did they mean by this...

[Anonymous No.9830043]

>>9830031
im a closet alcoholic, and they dont know how bad it really is.

[Anonymous No.9830045]

lads, i need a really sweet tasting liquor that doesn't need a mixer, just ice

[Anonymous No.9830053]

>>9830045
rum

[Anonymous No.9830073]

>>9830053
Brah not just any rum. Appleton estate 12 year. But its not really sweet. I think a good brandy would suit you. Try disaronno too. Cant go wrong. But you might want to spice it up with a shot of vodka.

[Anonymous No.9830074]

actually pretty good, not cringe at all

[Anonymous No.9830078]

>>9830074
you really cant go wrong. Its a wannabe cider that tastes like apples and gets you drunk. 2 of those and you're good.

i wish i could go back to being able to get drunk on 1 of these. But its just bottles and bottles of vodka day in and day out now.

[Anonymous No.9830090]

>>9829949

Actually I'm just not a garbage human. When I black out, I don't hurt people, because I have a soul.
Not trying to upset you, just stating facts. The fact that you'll probably go to prison is all the joy I need from this interaction.

[Anonymous No.9830091]

>>9830078
Yeah man. 8% is kinda low, but what can you do.

[Anonymous No.9830098]

>>9830090
If you’re in control while blacked out, you’re not blacked out. Begone, casual.

[Anonymous No.9830100]

>>9830098
This tbqh.

[Anonymous No.9830111]

>>9830098

Never said I was in control. I don't have to make an effort not to do awful things, because I'm not a shit person.
Your blackout state is a reflection of who you truly are, which in your case, is human garbage.
Also, don't you find it the least bit pathetic that your only retorts are "you're not as much of an alcoholic as me?".

[Anonymous No.9830117]

>>9830111
>Your blackout state is a reflection of who you truly are
Says who, you? Psh. You’d run home crying if you’d experienced addiction to smack, benzos, crack and booze. I’m addicted to them all, and to suggest that that level of toxicity and chaos won’t make people act wholly out of character merely illustrates your ignorance.

[Anonymous No.9830121]

>>9830098
you can be blacked out and "know" what you're doing. I walked 6 miles for a can of dip, i knew where i was going, but i dont remember leaving my house or which direction i went to go there. I woke up and blacked out multiple times on the way there and back. I ended up with a lip of dip in my mouth and no memory of ever paying for it.

>intent drives actions
>intent is control
>control is subjective
>blacking out is not a loss of intent and thusly control

[Anonymous No.9830130]

>>9830121
Thanks. I’ll let my psychiatrist know ASAP that you know better.

[Anonymous No.9830139]

>>9830121
Seems odd that you’d be in an al/ck/ thread if you’re in control. Why haven’t you stopped drinking?

[Anonymous No.9830153]

>>9830117
>it's not my fault, the X made me do it

The cry of the untermensch. You will be delusional till the day you die.

[Anonymous No.9830162]

>>9830090
this is true for me definitely

even at my absolute worst blackout drunk with no recollection of the whole day I can stop myself from doing shit like getting naked in public

or stepping into oncoming traffic

people have basic logic and even when blackout drunk you can go by this

ive never got into my car and driven when blackout drunk even if ive done plenty of other dumb horrible shit there's a part of me deep down that knows thats not ok and stops me doing it when basically walking unconscious

[Anonymous No.9830167]

>>9830130
hey man, im not disregarding your legit problems and addictions. im only saying what i see in my experience, and in other people i know. I know good people that blackout and are very much themselves, and i know other people that when they black out you really see the people they are behind closed doors. I dont know what you've seen, but different people are different, and i know you trust your psych, but personal experience is far more valuable than a technical and purely medical perspective. They can categorize, but they cant sympathize; because each individual is truthfully very different and behaves in their own personal manner of intent and desire.

Im not saying you're a good or bad person, but nobody, not even your psych can tell you what you WANT to feel, think, or do. Thats your choice. I cant comment on the interactions of multiple drugs and alcohol, but i know that all these drugs lower inhibition and may very well make you behave in ways that arent in line with your purposeful intent. I hope you think and do good things. Please, pardon the audacity of my opinion.

>>9830139
altered states are more altered when sober. ..im not mentally and emotionally stable. My conscious thoughts are my drug, and they are more addictive than any substance. Im not in control because my thoughts make me feel out of control. Thats why i drink alcohol in copious amounts. However, i can choose to drink a little or a lot. Its easy to drink a lot, and i pay for it in following days and weeks. Its a sinking cyclical depression for which i have no reason. They say that alcoholics always try to find a reason to drink, but it seems that we have no reason at all, else we would stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.9830180]

>>9830098
>>9830139
You're trying way too hard to fit in.

[Smirnoffbro !ollmwVODKA No.9830204]

>>9830180
If you say so.
>>9830167
I get what you’re trying to say, i felt largely the same many years ago. After 1/4 century wasted though, with brain lesions and partial sightedness wrecking me, I think you’re simply wrong. In fact i know it, so do my doctors. I’m currently living with a doctor and she’s becoming irritated by your posts.
My brain is strewn with... I think 32 lesions according to my last MRI. Quite how you expect a drunk, stoned person with brain damage to function in a normal, even predictable fashion is puzzling.

Peace out all. Going to hit the bottle, chomp a few pills and cross my fingers. I’ll report back with delicious prison sludgewine recipes upon my release.

[Anonymous No.9830220]

>>9830204
>I’m currently living with a doctor and she’s becoming irritated by your posts.
lmao

fuck off

[Anonymous No.9830231]

dear God lads. today is not gonna be a good day

[Anonymous No.9830261]

>>9830231
because of the shit in this thread, or because you're way more hungover than you wanted to be?
Im betting on the former. I was hoping i was gonna be able to rely on /alck/ for some emotional support today.

how ya doin buddy?

[Anonymous No.9830342]

>>9830261
had a work xmas party with a free bar and obviously went absolutely berserk on it talking complete shit to everyone. so gonna be cringing all day. also I wake up and my bottle of vodka is empty (guess I drank it before going to sleep) and I'm super late for work so I'm not gonna be able to get a drink till lunch time. but I think there's some sort of team lunch today so I'm not even gonna be able to drink as much as I need. and my best friend at work, who has a valium prescription (who I normally turn to in these times of need) is off today. the state of it

[Anonymous No.9830354]

>>9830342
fill a water bottle with vodka and drink during the day if you're able to. Be careful though, shits risky, but i guess you're no stranger to being fucked up while working if you're takin valium yeah? You'll be fine for a day. remember, unless you're in severe withdrawal, your Needs are only Wants. Really though, drink some orange juice, milk, and lots of water.

[Anonymous No.9830367]

>>9828485
I want to build a reflux still next. Make some good pure bozoze. What do you do for heat? I tired of using my stove.

[Anonymous No.9830375]

>>9829558
crying and exhausting yourself while doing it

[Anonymous No.9830383]

>>9829558
exercise yourself to exhaustion during the day.

[Anonymous No.9830409]

So I heard some of you guys were exercising to keep up with the lifestyle. I also read elsewhere that drinking alcohol did not kick you out of ketosis. Therefore I have to ask: are some of you doing keto? How does it work for you? It seems to lower tolerance, FYI.

[Anonymous No.9830460]

>>9830409
I jog while drunk pretty often

usually ends up in vomiting though

but hey at least it's exercise

[Anonymous No.9830546]

>>9829103
No. Not drinking has no negative aspect in life.
Worst case, a closet alkie will tell you you're not fun or not trustworthy (it's a common tactic for people who are denying having a problem to say "everybody drink daily, I'm normal" and thus try to force it onto others.)

>>9829201
There are genes for "sensibility to addiction". It includes all addictive substances, gambling, workaholism, extreme sports, etc. It's about your pleasure/reward chemical system I think.
You can drink in moderation, the slippery slope is just steeper for you than average.

>>9829213
Anhedonia last longer than 3.5 days. More like 3.5 months.

>>9829558
Wait the end of withdrawals. Follow boring old advices like have a regular schedule, no videogames before bed, take melatonin and the like until you learned your brain how to sleep without booze (you're kinda like a newborn who has to learn that again after spending so much time only sleeping when drunk.)

>>9829613
Depends on meetings. Try another AA meeting in the same area as the JESUS one, they may accept a doorknob (as they're supposed to). Or fuck AA and find another group.

>>9830204
>I’m currently living with a doctor and she’s becoming irritated by your posts.
Well that's new. I haven't followed al/ck/ threads for a few days.
Are you in some medical jail or have you found a cutie Harley Quinn gf?

>>9830409
I thought booze did completely screw with ketosis. I don't know which advice is troll-tier, but I would try to find another source of information than Anonymous drunks on a Tahitian mud and foliage hut cocooning image board if I were you. (Also take into account normies consider 2 beers once a week to be "drinking", but a bottle of vodka a day will probably have different effects.)

[Anonymous No.9830560]

>>9830546

[Anonymous No.9830628]

>>9830546
>I thought booze did completely screw with ketosis
Turns out that when present, the liver converts alcohol asap to triglycerides, aka fat, aka keto fuel. Provided you hit your macro, ban carbs and watch your micronutriments, alketo could be a thing in which your caloric intake would come from alcohol instead of fat. Imagine that...

[Anonymous No.9830644]

>>9830204
Hey man, good to see you're still alive

[Anonymous No.9830673]

Several beers in, I can still look at a clock and calculate when I should have my next drink based on how much alcohol will be in it and how long it's been since I ate.
Anyone else have that?

[Anonymous No.9830685]

>>9830673
I look at my glass to calculate when I should have my next drink
>is it empty
>no
not yet
>yes
have another

[Anonymous No.9830716]

>>9830220
If I thought it’d make any difference to how many people shout “bullshit”, I’d appropriately obscure, photograph and post her driver’s license complete with title (I.e Dr) along with a time stamp. It won’t though, so I doubt I’ll bother.
>>9830644
Thank you anon!
>>9830546
She’s just an ex, putting up with me while I try to sell my place. Apparently having a puking, frantic alcoholic flailing around like a spaz in the house you’re trying to sell, is not conducive to endless offers. 4 months I’ve been on the market, loads of viewers but I’ve had not one.

600 quid fine and I’m out, btw. No prison. Going to get (more) drunk and sleep for a month. <3

[Anonymous No.9830729]

>>9830716
it was more the ridiculousness of a live-in doctor giving a shit about some 4chan posts

clearly not the brightest

[Anonymous No.9830767]

>>9830546
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.9830777]

>>9830767
Not that anon, but why did you post this? Don’t you think it makes you look like an angry kid?

[Anonymous No.9830899]

>t
>f
>w
>NO alchie girlfriend
;_;
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1513173859114.webm
NOT safe for work

[Anonymous No.9830918]

Any of you niggas work an overnight job? I'm a week in and I'm praying for some sort of workplace accident just so I don't have to go in for a while. Seriously, if a forklift would impale me or a piece of metal would sever one of my fingers I would be completely cool with it

[Anonymous No.9830964]

Just told my dad about the kikes a few hours ago. Again.

Don't want to get disowned just before Christmas.

[Anonymous No.9830970]

>>9830964
Lol. Stop visiting /pol/. Gotta be the dumbest board on 4chan. Literally worse than /b/.

[chop No.9830973]

>>9830899
I'd never let someone use a skateboard on my wooden floors.

[Anonymous No.9830976]

>>9830918

I work 10pm to 6am in a place that makes molded fiberglass parts.I took the job to help end my drinking. It's wored and I am very happy

[Anonymous No.9831038]

>>9830976
That's cool man, I've had to cut back too but it wasn't intentional I'm just so god damn tired at the end of my shift that i'll have a beer or two and sleep through the day whereas when I was a neet I'd drink throughout the day

[Anonymous No.9831044]

>>9830970
/pol/ is fine

you just have to realise that you can't take things said there seriously

[Anonymous No.9831105]

>>9830777
>why did you post this?
Replying to a thousand posts shits up the thread new friend.

[Anonymous No.9831117]

>>9831105
No it doesn’t, and you’re about to be unable to explain why it might.
Go...

[Anonymous No.9831124]

>>9830973
Ikr. I have a strict NO SKATEBOARDING WHILE SATURATING MY HOME WITH PISS rule. Some people, sheesh.

[Anonymous No.9831132]

>>9831117
I'll explain for them

It's a dumb self centred post as if the 60 people ITT care about your opinion on every single thing said in the thread

It's also a stupid ploy for attention and (You) farming

[Anonymous No.9831145]

>>9831132
this

this is exactly what tripfags do too

they want to be identified by their posts so they reply to everyone at once so all their posts are attributed to their one "personality" on an anonymous forum

[Anonymous No.9831146]

>>9831132
How are you so sure? These things have never occurred to me before. Is this something with which you have personal experience?
I think there’s a chance I recognise this person from thousands of former posts. She(?) is in no way obtrusive or abrasive, is kind and informative and contributes frequently. I can see no bad in this.

[Anonymous No.9831168]

>>9830973
I take it you didn't watch the rest of the video. She starts pissing everywhere after that.
Not sure why they'd edit out the part where she drinks water to avoid hangover. Isn't that part of the piss fetish?

>>9831105
No it doesn't. Posting many posts bumps the threads many times however, that's why people group their replies.
>>9831132
Well, thanks for the (you) you gave me then. I don't care about them, but if they're important for you I understand. I'll now post my replies in several posts so I get more (you)s since many here have an attention span too limited to read a page without posts separations and only blank lines within a post. (Or not, since I'm not triggered by large amount of text.)

>>9831145
I don't like tripfags either, but they don't usually reply to many posts. You're confused Anon.
Unless you're talking of voting threads of the coo/ck/ing challenge, but that's clearly an exception.

[Anonymous No.9831180]

What's up al/cky Bros. Currently it's 10:45 and I already left my desk to have a drink in my car. Drinking vodka and diet Coke right now. Absolutely hate this Job (corporate customer service for a retailer chain) but it pays $20 an hour which is pretty decent in South Florida. What should I eat for lunch, besides more vodka?

[chop No.9831181]

>>9831145
Do you really think that breaking it up into three or four separate posts shits up the thread less?
Are you having a rough day, anon? You can talk to us about it here.

[Anonymous No.9831213]

>>9831180
I just had pulled, paprika pork with olives and basil. It was so delicious that I wasn’t sure whether to eat it or fuck it. Tonnes of thiamin too. Feelstastyman.

[Anonymous No.9831215]

Can't stop crying. I've got the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.9831315]

>>9830628
>https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03255031
>Ketogenic Diet (KD) in Alcoholism
>This study is currently recruiting participants.

>Researchers want to see if KD can lessen symptoms of alcohol withdrawal in people with alcohol use disorder.

[Anonymous No.9831362]

>>9831215
Why can’t you stop crying?

[Anonymous No.9831402]

someone in my family was just taken away in an ambulance to the ER for alcoholism. They found him in his bed with a beer in his hand near dead. Hes been drinking for a long time, and these past 3 months hes been going way off the deep end. Hes had two major binges resulting in hospitalization after being sober for a long time. Hes gotten everything he almost lost BACK and now hes been spending this entire week Drunk and avoiding everyone and everything, and

you dont want to look like he does. you dont want it. Covered in shit, vomit, and piss, lying in his bed putrid with every bodily fluid, his whole room trashed and reeking of alcohol and shit smell he looked dead.
Imagine the most disgusting room you can live in, levels of disgusting you cant imagine finding yourself in for a single second. Imagine most alcohol you can consume and even more than that in one day. Imagine yourself laying in a coffin instead of a bed. Imagine how these things look. Place yourself in that room with all the alcohol you could ever want, and place yourself in that coffin before you go to sleep.

This is your life. This is what your life can be.
Do you want this? Do you want kidney and liver failure? Do you want to feel 30 years older than you are? Do you want to smell like death when you see your family, friends, coworkers, that one girl that might pull you into a place of happiness one day in a store you didnt mean to walk into so drunk off your ass you vomit on her feet?! NO!

If you want that, you want to die. My advice is to smash your bottle and cut your writs now, because you Do not want to die an alcoholics death. Its disgusting, more than just for the smell. Get to rehab. Take a fuckin hike in the woods. Get off your ass, and DO SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.9831466]

>>9831402
This is very good advice

[Anonymous No.9831472]

>>9830367
Did you get that on ebay?

How do you like it? any issues?

[Anonymous No.9831476]

>>9831402
>Imagine the most disgusting room you can live in
not too far from the room I'm in right now I'd imagine

>If you want that, you want to die.
the only thing stopping me from cutting my wrists is the guilt of what it would do to my parents, they are both in very bad places right now and I don't think they'd cope with my suicide at all.

I'm basically waiting for them to die so I can end it

[Anonymous No.9831478]

How do I brake alcohol in faster?

I drink 500ml of vodka with 1000ml of diet coke, lemon & ice, which isn't that bad I guess, but It makes me tired for most of the day..

Like, I finish bottle at 09:00, but am tired like hell till 15:00.
Someone suggested sugar, so I tried normal coke, but I don't think it changed much.
Should I eat more in between, maybe?

[Anonymous No.9831502]

>>9828621
You would have died no matter what, so theres that

[Anonymous No.9831512]

>>9831478
mate 500ml of vodka is gonna make anyone who isn't an end stage alcoholic (read: puking blood and pissing themselves) want to pass out by midday

[Anonymous No.9831513]

>>9831476
If your parents are in a bad place use your fuckin money and Help your Parents. Stop buying yourself alcohol and buy them a bottle of fucking expensive wine to celebrate their useless son doing something to make all their and your lives better. You're in a worse place than they could ever be, no matter if they're at the lowest and shittiest point in their life, you are far below them. Waiting to die? Waiting for them to die? What good are you? You'd know what to do and you can and Will the moment you choose not to buy your next bottle. Go look your parents in the eye and tell them you want them to die. Tell them you wish they would hurry to die so you can be free of Guilt when you kill yourself. Tell them that you're not sorry for helping to get them stable, medically, financially, emotionally. Tell them that they're as useless as you are. That you are too good and too content to drink yourself to death than to spend a moments time to work together with the people that gave you the grand opportunity to waste your life away in wait for their lives to waste away.
You already know what they need. Help them get that. Because even if you want to die, you know too well that you're already dead. What harm could come from trying? Do try, not tomorrow or the day after. Now.

[Anonymous No.9831527]

>>9831512
>midday
>that feel when i have to recall drinking a fifth in 3 hours two days in a row

I really cant wait for my doctor to tell me im fine.

[Anonymous No.9831550]

>>9831513
you're right, I should stop this crap and just kill myself

not doing any good alive

[Anonymous No.9831555]

>>9831550
dont delude yourself, you missed the intent of what i said. You can become alive by doing good for your parents. you can revitalize your life.

[Anonymous No.9831578]

I just relaized that by being an alcoholic, I just removed myself from the gene poll and will never be memed into having kids. Feels good lads

[Anonymous No.9831597]

>>9831578
How do you intend to grope their friends if you never have kids? No, no you haven’t thought this through at all.

[Anonymous No.9831620]

>>9831597
>grope their friends
What did you mean by this ?

[Anonymous No.9831628]

>>9831402
thanks mom, let me know when the world isn't a load of shit and I'll try it out

[Anonymous No.9831659]

>tfw down to my last handle again

[Anonymous No.9831682]

>>9830899
I unironically would marry that girl

[Anonymous No.9831781]

>>9831682
You stay the hell away from muh waifu

[Anonymous No.9831793]

Last night I went to a bar, ran into my old buddy, and drank with him until he got cut off.
>outside
>sjw is reading a book at the bar patio
>she keeps forcefully inserting herself into our conversation
>it’s pretty friendly at first and she was borderline hitting on me
>one of us says “faggot”
>she starts screeching at us and says it’s just as bad as saying nigger to someone’s face
>”don’t slur around me please it triggers me”
>yeah, nah “what, I just said faggot I really don’t think it’s that bad”
>she actually declares that she “has to leave because she can’t take it”
>my boy goes inside
>she runs into an old girlfriend and they just sit there making out for like fifteen minutes before she leaves
>woulda been a little hot if she wasn’t so homely looking
I wasn’t sure what to do and just sat with my gin and tonic and chuckled. Do women think the phrase “faggot” applies to them or was it just because she was a tumbler feminist?

[Anonymous No.9831798]

what's the steak of high percentage alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9831811]

>>9831798

[Anonymous No.9831813]

>>9830899
wtf

[Anonymous No.9831821]

>>9831811
(https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/louis-xiii/louis-xiii-le-mathusalem-p000000000005409730))

[Anonymous No.9831825]

>>9831793
people like to get offended for others

it makes them feel good about themselves

[Anonymous No.9831830]

>>9830899
>that madman who gave her a skateboard

[Anonymous No.9831906]

>>9831513
>Go look your parents in the eye and tell them you want them to die.
He's already enduring being alive and an alcoholic because he don't want to make his parents feel bad.
I know you want to help, but you're making him feel worse than he already feels.
Depression is more complicated than "feeling bad/sad", especially when combined with alcoholism.

>>9831659
>Even the outlet's faces say "holly shit"

[Anonymous No.9831944]

>>9831906
I know im not psychotherapist, but he needs to feel bad. he needs to feel worse than he thinks he can. But its better he be pushed, than for him to drag himself. I learned this the hard way, from my experience and the experience of my family members. It can only get better if you have someone that has got your back, and is gonna push and knows when to pull. Everyone needs a push or else they'll just go at their own pace, even if they feel like slowing to a crawl and going nowhere. I got my push, but not before i dragged myself way down. But i got right back up.

Lifes hard, trusting others can make it easier. Trusting yourself got you where you dont want to be. Not you, but rather Us.

[Anonymous No.9831951]

>>9830367
not him
plug-in hot plate or water heater element or thermopot element with effect regulator is the most common way I know. 1.5-2kW is fine unless your column is very big, but beyond that you probably know what you're doing better than I do. what you want is consistent energy input to keep the temperature in the column from fluctuating

[Anonymous No.9831968]

>>9830117
>look at all these drugs man
woah guys get a load of the bad boy here

[Anonymous No.9832006]

>born to late to die in war
>born too early to explore the universe
>born just in time to watch girls review yoga pants and talk about camel toe on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2xG0kW3ljs&t=3m20s

[Anonymous No.9832021]

>>9831044
so not worth reading, then

[Anonymous No.9832035]

>>9832006
it cant just be me. I want to gag her, hate fuck her, and strangle her until she passes out.its not just me, right?

[Anonymous No.9832057]

>>9831628
yeah man it's the world's fault. i'm a totally blameless impotent being who can only sit and watch the world go by while i drink myself to death

[Anonymous No.9832059]

>>9832035
Do you usually feel like that, or is it just her?
Is it because of her eyes or face? I can't find what's wrong with her face, but it's like the proportions are wrong with her eyes.
I think I'm not used to looking at human faces enough.

[Anonymous No.9832075]

>>9829261
sounds like bullshit. every detox ive been to gives opiate addicts phenobarbital and a few other drugs. nobody was doing that. they were all sleeping most of the time.

[Anonymous No.9832077]

>>9832059
>I think I'm not used to looking at human faces enough

im not sure whats worse. that statement or my wanting to strangle her, and just her..and a few other females. ill admit im pretty fucked up. You're far better off than i am. stay pure, stay inside anon. The world is evil and women are dumb

[Anonymous No.9832083]

How do you cope with the thought of dying alone when drunk ?

[Anonymous No.9832097]

>>9832083
I'll die like I lived

Drunk and alone

[Anonymous No.9832106]

>>9832083
Snuggle into the warm, cozy feeling that there's nobody around to tell me I have to live THEIR way and that MY way is unhealthy and dangerous.

[Anonymous No.9832118]

>>9832083
Uh, by drinking? Duh.

[Anonymous No.9832126]

>>9832021
>can't just read forums for entertainment and to have a laugh
reddit might be better for you

[Anonymous No.9832133]

>>9832106
this 2bh

[Anonymous No.9832134]

>>9832118
lol

someone had to be mr. obvious to that dumb question, glad it wasn't me

[Anonymous No.9832180]

>>9832126
if you talk to your dad about the "kikes" because of your "entertainment", you need to seriously reevaluate your life

[Anonymous No.9832236]

>>9832180
i dont speak to my dad about kikes, that wasn't me posting that

notice how you're the only person who bothered to reply to that dumb post?

I was just pointing out your an idiot for taking /pol/ seriously and being bothered by it. stay triggered snowflake

[Anonymous No.9832238]

>>9832006
Race War is already here bro. War with Islam in Urop too.

[Anonymous No.9832253]

>>9832236
I didn't say it was you. You just tried to pass it off as "entertainment." Stop (you)ing me with this dumb crap. I wanna talk to alkies.

[Anonymous No.9832259]

>>9832236
/pol/ is not welcome here. This is a cooking board, not a cucking board.

>>9831906
Yeah, dude was well-meaning but ill-directed.
> Depression is more complicated than "feeling bad/sad"
prtty much this.

[Anonymous No.9832294]

>>9828579

>minimal drinking after a splurge years ago
>spleen hurts
>look up causes of spleen pain
>cirrhosis
>Ah come on man I drink a few beers like twice a week
>look up over causes of spleen pain
>try superior Vena cava syndrome test
>fail badly
>Yes! It's just lymph cancer symptoms! Oh..
Time to see the doc I guess

[Anonymous No.9832367]

>>9832083
>How do you cope with the thought of dying alone when drunk ?
When drunk? By being drunk.
When sober? Idk, I smoke pot instead now, only way I found to maintain dryness and avoid the existential fear.

>>9832259
>This is a cooking board, not a cucking board.
This should be added to the banners.
I'd say to add it to the al/ck/ OP, but it'll just trigger them snowflakes and worsen the situation.

[Anonymous No.9832401]

>>9832367
simple solution: ignore those posts

it always works

[Anonymous No.9832415]

>>9830074
Tastes fine but I always get so conscious of the sugar content in those. I never drink them unless I have to circumstantially.

[Anonymous No.9832460]

>>9832006

It truly is a golden age
Fuck war, fuck space, ogle some puffy vulvas

[Anonymous No.9832479]

>>9832097
Ain't sounding too bad

[Anonymous No.9832494]

>>9832006
>>born too early to explore the universe
The ticket to Mars is just 500 000 USD (should be lowered to 100 000$ once things are settled. Literally.) You're born right on time to witness the destruction of Earth and live.

[Anonymous No.9832517]

>>9832494
>mars settlement
>sustainable without Earth
>sustainable at all
I have a bridge to sell you for way less than 500k

[Anonymous No.9832561]

>>9828505

shit, I missed your other question last night. I can get nearly azeotropic alcohol from my still if I spend the energy, 93% percent. But that requires the mesh packed column on the boka.

A 3 inch 5ft column of copper mesh. This is how they distill gasoline in refineries. It's called fractionating.

[Anonymous No.9832749]

>>9832083

I drink to rid myself of those thoughts

[Anonymous No.9832818]

>>9832517
With some initial setup, a mars settlement would be perfectly sustainable.

The planet has usable soil (with some additives), water, mineral and metal deposits, and inactive lava tubes that can be converted into habitats and labs with minimal cost.

Here's what you'd need:
Inflatable habitats designed to fill a mars lava tube, food, water, oxygen supply for startup, solar reactor to synthesize water, hydrogen, and oxygen from the soil. Nuclear reactor for baseline energy, solar panels and storage batteries for backup.
Industrial induction based metal forges and 3d printers for making new items.
Healthy supply of earthworms.
Human waste product (can be manufactured on-site).
Mining equipment.
Space suits.
Silk worms.
Chemistry lab with supplies and machines for basic production of polymers and plastics from Mars supply of Methane.
Lab with materials and machines to produce silicate glass from materials on Mars.

There would be several ships full of materials, machines, and supplies to make it self-sufficient, but you'd need the same thing on Earth to colonize a new island.

[Anonymous No.9832824]

>>9828428
Somewhat surprised no one mentioned this, but alcoholism and sugar addiction are very similar. Alcoholics tend to possess extreme sweet tooths, and high sugar content candy used to be recommended as an aid to weening off booze.

A lot of spirits use sugar in the distilling process, and while becoming a different form molecularly, I think it goes something like the brain gets used to craving it all the same (or something, I'm no doctor). As an alcoholic, I definitely love to snack on some good gummies while I'm drinking, and have a pretty much constant craving for them while sober.

[Anonymous No.9832844]

>>9828403
>threw party last night
>wake up this morning and open the fridge
>wonderful variety of craft beers left by my guests
>jackpot

[Anonymous No.9832845]

>>9832824
I prefer savory or salty foods.
Not a big fan of sweets.

Alcohol and Sugar are both carbohydrates and play havoc with your insulin levels though.

[Anonymous No.9832855]

>>9832844
>craft beers
get yourself some new friends

[Anonymous No.9832858]

>>9832824
Ethanol gets converted to pyruvate just like sugars do

[Anonymous No.9832867]

>>9832855
Fuck off faggot all beer is worth drinking

[Anonymous No.9832868]

>>9832844
That is a good feel, last one I threw I was left with a lot of good gin. Drinking some now actually, I tend not to get too fucked up when there are people over but when I am on my own all hell brake loose.

[Anonymous No.9832894]

>>9832824
I can't overly sweet food desu

even white bread is too sugary for my taste

[Anonymous No.9832905]

>>9832894
Same, can’t stand it. I like salty olives and tasty sour sauerkraut. If I buy, say, gherkins which have had sugar added, it’s all I can taste - totally ruins it and they go straight in the bin.

[Anonymous No.9833010]

>>9832905
Oh yeah, I do that too, sweets and booze don't mix at all.
>>9832845
Ethanol is generally not considerd a carbohydrate, since it has too many H-atoms for the classical definition, it's just an Alcohol

[Anonymous No.9833317]

>>9831044
/pol/ has the highest IQ of any board but you can't take everything there seriously as 90% of it is shareblue or jew racemixing and divide and conquer propaganda

[Anonymous No.9833375]

>>9833317
Highest IQ? I really doubt it. Why do you say that? As far as I can see they’re just pedantic, cantankerous kids who think they’re saving the world by way of screaming conspiracy theories in peoples’ faces. Typical right-wing, ‘let’s kill our way to happiness’, babby’s first politics brats, no? Any non-skinhead over the age of 30 surely just cringes and walks away...

[Anonymous No.9833384]

>>9833317
>/pol/ has the highest IQ of any board but
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.9833392]

>>9833384
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.9833393]

>>9833375
>>9833384
don't feed the trolls. just talk about alcohol(ism)

[Anonymous No.9833395]

>>9833317
>/pol/ has the highest IQ of any board
11/10

[Anonymous No.9833424]

>>9828485
Anyone in the US who wants to dip their finger into distilling

1. Get cheap water distiller off ebay
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&LH_Auction=1&_nkw=water%20distiller&_dcat=20684&rt=nc&_mPrRngCbx=1&_udlo=33&_udhi

2. Reduce incoming power via a dimmer switch and monitor via a Kill-a-watt.

I used to run a little nano 2 gallon system to dial in my recipes, then used my 15 gallon still. Commercially, you'd prolly want 60g+

The 2 gallon setup yielded enough for a few nights enjoyment for an alcky with fewer hangovers.

[Anonymous No.9833476]

Couldn’t stop thinking about an gril I used to like for years. Last time I looked her up online she’d got fat. I was happy with this. Now just looked again, and she’s thin, hot as fuck and posting videos on twatter of her flying, getting her pilot’s license. Dammit, fail you bitch, stop being out of my league now.
>throws toys out of pram, crosses arms, lip wobbles, plots global genocide

[Anonymous No.9833479]

>finally got a gf
>thinks going well but I'm pretty much buzzed or smashed every time we're together
>she enjoys drinking too
>told before things got real serious that I may have a drinking problem
>she thinks I'm joking
>she's starting to realize what she got herself into

I like her boys but the booze comforts me like no one can

[Anonymous No.9833491]

>>9833479
You really need to stick a comma after “her”
Or, well, maybe you don’t. But I hope so.

Sexual needs are shit. It’s one of the few things I like about heroin - your sex drive is simply gone. No more fretting 24/7 about needing the socially-accepted madness which is sex. Bliss.

[Anonymous No.9833495]

>>9833479
Choosing the sauce over companionship is not a hard choice anon.
Go with the companionship.
Just talk to her. Tell her why you drink. Tell her what lead you to where you are.

You are going to have to choose eventually.
Take it from someone who used to drink every day for years before he met his wife.
I am glad that I made the right choice.
Will you?

[Anonymous No.9833506]

>>9833479
Girls are more comforting on the long term Anon.
You have someone to hold your hand and suck your cock during PAWS, that's golden.

[Anonymous No.9833542]

>>9832824
When drinking i like savoury. When sober i like sweet.

[Anonymous No.9833558]

>>9833542
>being sober ever
Get a load of this normie

[Anonymous No.9833606]

>>9833491
Please don't say that. That's just horrifying and yet unnatural enough that it makes me want to try a quick shot in the arm.

[Anonymous No.9833612]

>>9833491
Fucking underrated, companionship shills gtfo reeeeee

[Anonymous No.9833699]

>boohoo women did me wrong or some bad relationship happened and now I'm a drunk

it just feels so pathetic and sad

but then I sit here and look at myself avoiding all relationships sexual or otherwise in life and drinking myself to death anyway

am I really any better than those people? probably not

[Anonymous No.9833759]

>>9829148
This. I had a 12 hour rule that if wait for at least 12 hours from my last drink of the night. Also it really increases the chance of you eating a whole meal

[Anonymous No.9833899]

>>9833479
>she thinks I'm joking
I know that feel. When regular people hear you have a drinking problem most of them think you drink a little too much beer on a weekday or something. A girl actually giggled when I told her I'm an alcoholic, she wasn't giggling when she saw the empty bottles.

[Anonymous No.9833901]

>>9830367

I use a stove feed, like you. 2600watts on a chinese triac dial. It works like a charm oddly. I place the element on the ground on a pile of bricks with a heavy cable feed. It ends up operating like a large coffee pot. It's so idiot proof I feel embarrassed. 2.75 hours and I have 2.75 handles of booze.

[Anonymous No.9833914]

>>9833699
Once you accept that women are garbage it's easy to go MGTOW

[Anonymous No.9833925]

>>9833914
>MGTOW
>in an al/ck/ thread
laughing my lmao

[Anonymous No.9833926]

>>9831472
I got that one also, It is pretty awful
The amount of water the condensor can hold is not large enough and the water heats fairly quickly
I built another witha homdepot bucket and a copper coil which works much better
The homedepot guys in the plumbing department usually know what to get

[Anonymous No.9833928]

>>9833925
men getting their own whiskey

[Anonymous No.9833935]

>>9833928
>men

[Anonymous No.9833937]

>>9831793
better to laugh it off than stomp her face into the sidewalk imo

[Anonymous No.9833947]

>>9833317
i agree it has the highest i.q. at least in terms of historical context and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.9833952]

No cash for booze tomorrow, haven't drank in two days

May go panhandle..

[Anonymous No.9833955]

you get a real cesspool of humanity in these threads from time to time.

[Anonymous No.9833985]

>>9832006
Explore the ocean depths, pussy

[Anonymous No.9833988]

>>9833955
that's the best thing about 4chan in general

[Anonymous No.9833990]

>>9832006
>born to late to die in war
>born too early to explore the universe
you can do both of those things if you really want to, it's just more effort than posting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9833994]

>>9833988

I guess I'm not Roy Moore. I don't like playing with kids.

[Anonymous No.9833995]

>>9833990
it's a meme calm down lad

[Anonymous No.9834025]

>>9833995
the meme must be edited to be accurate. this is serious business.

[Anonymous No.9834031]

>>9833955
>>9833994
I want /r/cripplingalcoholics to leave. Go back to your fake alcoholic circlejerk faggot.

[Anonymous No.9834041]

>>9829707
White Rum and v8 tropical blend with a lime wedge squeezed in, on the rocks. Gummy bears man

[Anonymous No.9834114]

>>9834031
>fake alcoholic

Why would someone pretend to be a pathetic waste of space on the internet?

[Anonymous No.9834238]

>>9828505
I built a really effective VM still with nothing as fancy as that jackson and only 7 points of soldering. "designing and building automatic stills" by Riku is a goldmine. Some quick tips: 2 heating elements from cheap water boilers is quite enough to heat a 60 liter pot of mash (only need one after it's up to boiling) . A cheap and decent alternative to copper mesh is stainless steel scrubbers.
I would advise you not to go for a pot still. Too much work, especially when filtering the booze. Better to go the extra mile and build a good VM or LM column, it's a lot easier to get good vodka from them.

[Anonymous No.9834263]

>>9834114
When you're a piece of shit anyway you tend to latch on to other groups that are also pieces of shit. Alcohol may not be your problem, but hanging around with people that have issues makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.9834296]

Guys I'm 1.5 weeks without smoking and the stupid vapes that my sister gave me aren't doing it for me right now.
Should I walk to the store and grab some smokes? I mean I'm going to die from complications due to alcoholism anyway

[Anonymous No.9834492]

>>9834296

Give it time, you'll adapt to vaping. It'll never be as satisfying as a smoke, but I found that ive started to enjoy it more now. Plus the not smelling like shit part is a real positive.
What sort of vape setup do you have?

[Anonymous No.9834510]

>>9831951
A well insulated column is much more important for stabilizing the reflux. The rule of thumb when it comes to heating is that you mustn't put in more heat than your cooling can handle. And a cold finger fed from the tap can comfortably handle 2000W. If the still starts to stink it's running too hot.

[Anonymous No.9834521]

>>9834114
Sometimes I pretend to be a cute boy

[Anonymous No.9834546]

New >general
>>9834542

[Anonymous No.9834582]

Horrific nightmares about my ex. Have woken feeling suicidal. Fuck me, i think the fact that she’s gone and is a lying slut has only just properly hit me. This is going to be bad.

[Anonymous No.9834598]

halfway into a bottle of jim beam. How you guys doing tonight?

[Anonymous No.9834875]

I'm thinking of buying on of the following.
>Japanese whiskey
>ouzo
>absinthe
>premo tequila
Which one /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9836055]

>>9834598
Waking up after last night's bottle of Jim Beam.

Wife downed most of it, went totally mental and abusive and shit. Had to drive her to work at 6 AM in the snow because she was still wasted.

So... yeah man thinking about going to get a new bottle and getting fucked as soon as the liquor store opens.