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Today we make savory holiday cookies.

>> No.9822568

>>9822566
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.9822576
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9822576

How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth?

>> No.9822577

Whatever happened to the cupboard that was once next to your oven?

>> No.9822578

You forgot to buy the fruity pebbles dude! ONE FUCKING JOB YOU TWAT

>> No.9822586

oh boy, here we go again

>> No.9822587

Yeah yeah okay you're gonna make some nasty shit and everyone will be like
>oooh so groos wtf op

You're just wasting food fag

>> No.9822588
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>> No.9822591

>>9822566
i liked it better before you deleted it

>> No.9822593

>>9822577
i didnt like it so i removed it

>>9822578
did i say i would in another thread? i cant remember

>> No.9822594
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hoo boy holiday cookies

>> No.9822595

>>9822566
Oh no

>> No.9822601
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>> No.9822606

>>9822587
i actually eat what i make. the pizza fed me for a week.

>> No.9822607
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>>9822601
i'm so happy you have dino cookie cutters

>> No.9822608

i remember you

>> No.9822610

>Those dino shaped cookie molds

I can not wait to see the dinossaurs abortions that you will create OP.

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>>9822619
Is that cheese? There wasn't any cheese in the ingredients pic?!

>> No.9822633

>>9822619
what would you call this dish dino?

>> No.9822634
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>>9822629
i added some of this. it pretty much cheese mayo and pimentos. i guess it was a spread for a sandwhich? anyway i washed it and strained out the cheese and put it on the cookies.

>> No.9822669

>>9822634
And now we wait for this delicacy.

>> No.9822670

You better fucking finish the meal this time, and don't fucking drag it out over 2 days and 3 fucking threads.

>> No.9822677

>>9822662
also not pictured is a bunch of cornstarch i used to make it more dough like thats why it is a lot lighter

>> No.9822681

>>9822662
>strained out the cheese

>> No.9822689
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>> No.9822699

>>9822689
looking good m8
Desctibe the flavor

>> No.9822704

>>9822689
kinda underwhelming man

>> No.9822708

>anon seeking attention finds it in 13 other anons
Gee wiz.... These threads are bad man. If you think this is 'OC' you're a newfag.
God this is embarrassing.

>> No.9822709

>>9822566
Someone's getting tons of likes by reposting your threads on Tumblr, DinoTendies.

http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/post/165887529801/dinotendies-makes-a-deep-dish-pizzamore

>> No.9822721

>>9822689
>now melts!

>> No.9822731

>>9822699
subtle chili flavor followed by an overwhelming burst of cornstarch

>> No.9822795 [DELETED] 
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uh oh

>> No.9822806

>>9822731
What's your #1 favo dino
I liek 3 horns cause he is stronk and can fight my bully for me and we can be freind

>> No.9822847

This whole thing was anti climatic and I am a bit disappointed.

>> No.9822918

>>9822708
even tho this thread was really disapponting it is a very nice alternative to the constant fastfood threads and the permanent jackposting


so would you please fuck off sir

>> No.9823555

¯\(°_o)/¯

>> No.9823575
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>>9822566
>>9822568

>> No.9823585

>>9822731
is your cat dead yet

>> No.9823590

Somebody.

Hold me.

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>>9822588
>Those Jalapenos

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>>9822689

oh lord

Even when I know what to expect from a dinotendies thread, I still don't expect it at all.

>> No.9823600

This culinary exhibitionism needs to cease.

>> No.9823663

>>9822731
Dino pease post cat

>> No.9823825

>>9822588
>that fish bowl

>> No.9823830

>>9822689
Plate plz.

>> No.9823849

Are you going to make cookies for Santa?

>> No.9824413
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>>9823663

>> No.9824415

I love you, DinoTendies!

>> No.9824445
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This was very underwhelming
Not even any commentary to accompany the pictures
Sad

>> No.9824465

This thread hasn't gained as much momentum as previous Dino tendies threads.
Less people posting retard reaction images trying to gain immortality in a screen cap.

>> No.9824477

>>9822566
Watching intensifies!

>> No.9824484

>>9822709
What else is new? Everybody on the internet gets their craved attention by reposting threadcaps because MUH NOTES! MUH UPVOTES!

>> No.9824486

>>9822588
I'm already concerned

>> No.9824490
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>>9822619
That's either cheese, or hamster food.
I can't tell what's better.

>> No.9824504

>>9824465
he put less effort into this thread, he needs to describe what he's doing and what ingredients he is using to get more of a reaction out of people.

>> No.9824536

>>9824465
He hasn't done much so far, other than make some nasty oats and chip cookies

>> No.9824590

My boy Dinotendies can you show me your little museum?

>> No.9824620
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>>9822689

This is like the most normal looking thing you've made

>> No.9824659

who the fuck is this guy

>> No.9824690

>>9822566
Finally you are here

>> No.9824695

I love you DT. When are you gonna get together with fml guy?

>> No.9824698

>>9823663
Post cat

>> No.9824704

>>9824413
He looks gansta

>> No.9824713

>>9824695
I posted in one of his recent threads. I dont want to derail them so i make it short.

>> No.9824782

>>9822731
Nice Dollar Bill Guy reference

>> No.9824788
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>> No.9824790

I ate a can of that chili last week. Gave me the runs

>> No.9824828
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Vegan burger

>> No.9824839

Jalapeno
Oats

>> No.9824849
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>> No.9824858
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Bob Saget

>> No.9824865

>>9824858
>Cholula

Patrician. Good on you, DinoTendies.

>> No.9824870
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Vegan egg

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>>9824870
did you really get one of those eggs made from plants????

>> No.9824907

Had to add touch of flour

>>9824888
It was from a vegan chicken

>> No.9824923
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>> No.9824929

Too cold out to bbq

>> No.9824934

yo dino where do you get your plates from my man

>> No.9824937

>>9824929
>Too cold out to bbq

wear a jacket?

>> No.9824938
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>> No.9824941

>>9824938
oh no

>> No.9824943

Dino, will you cater at my wedding

>> No.9824944

>>9824938
>inb4 carbon monoxide poisoning

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>> No.9824952

>>9824937
Where DT lives it's so cold the food gets frozen before it cooks.

>> No.9824953
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>>9824950
Dino plz don't.

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>>9824943
Yes i can feed 100 people for about $75

>> No.9824960

>>9824938
I'll be honest I'm almost as concerned by the machete/electrical outlet combo as I am by the indoor grilling that's about to take place

>> No.9824974
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9824974

Dinotiddies always helps me to remember that no matter how bad my living situation is, it'll never be as bad as his.

>> No.9824976
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>> No.9824977

dino where do you get your ingredients from

>> No.9824986
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>>9824976
>saw
>seemingly-empty spam container

>> No.9824991

>>9822566
>lacking MSG

>> No.9824992

dino anon is the best poster

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>> No.9825013

>>9825005
What would your landlord say if he saw this thread?

>> No.9825014

>>9825005
10/10.

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Flip

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>>9825033
THAT SPATULA

>> No.9825054

>>9825039
came for the cookies

stayed for the spamtula

>> No.9825058

is anyone else concerned that this guy is literally going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning?

>> No.9825067
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Jack says we have no bread :(

>> No.9825068

>>9825039
My sides!

>> No.9825069

>>9825058
he will live, he made it through the cheese fumes

>> No.9825072

use spam

>> No.9825074

Burgers

>> No.9825077

>>9825058
3/4 of his walls are missing so he has a good vent system

>> No.9825079

nah man, the bbq will keep him warm

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>> No.9825090

>>9825083
Why is the bottom of the fish bowl still on the stove?

>> No.9825091

it's stuck

>> No.9825099
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Oat
Egg

>> No.9825109
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Flour
Egg
Masa

>> No.9825115

i like where this is going

>> No.9825116
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Butter hot

>> No.9825117
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mmmmm masa

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God damn I love this place sometimes.

>> No.9825128

>>9825120
Fuck, I just realized that I need to try making chicken-fried hamburgers sometime

>> No.9825129

Why do you have veggie eggs and ALSO real beef?

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>>9825039

>> No.9825140

post the flip!

>> No.9825151

post a pic of your cute possum

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>>9825151

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>> No.9825185

>>9825180

Honestly doesn't look too bad desu, this entire thread has been less of a clusterfuck than usual.

>> No.9825186

>>9825180
Wendy would be proud

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that ooze

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Ok so the buns were good but i realized i forgot to use season everything. I should have mixed a little salt with the masa and seasoned the meat

The bean burger also needed salt and pepper and was really dry. I may have put too much oats in it, the ketchup amd mustard helped with that though. Not bad though and will finish.

>> No.9825289

>>9825166
are you fucking holding it
dino i love you

>> No.9825294

My main concern is that Dino is gradually learning how to cook from this board and his creations will become less and less horrifying until they're actually somewhat edible.

>> No.9825308

>>9822709
I have noticed these threads being reposted and they have been cool about not cropping out my username and claiming it as their own so Im cool with it.

>>9824590
I will one day rebuilt the museum. The problem with the last one was it was making me really sick so i put it outside to coat it in clear paint and the possum ate it all.

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if you build it they will come

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>>9825289

>> No.9825339

>>9825308
I think this thread didn't get enough replies. The buns made out of meat were cute.

>> No.9825380

>>9825324
So cute. Give him a scritch for me.

>> No.9825390

>>9822576
Hey Kirt

>> No.9825395

Did anyone cap the thanksgiving threads? I missed them after the first one died.

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>>9825067
Damned clown

>> No.9825471

honestly those are the most ingredients I've ever seen DT use for a meal

>> No.9825518

>>9822634
you are the best, I'm so happy you are here.

>> No.9825536

>>9822689
aftermath of the asteroid

>> No.9825541

>>9825033
a genius

>> No.9825544

>>9825067
please dinotendies tell us a bit about yourself, these threads raise so many questions in my mind

>> No.9825548

>>9825039
hell ya

>> No.9825550

>>9822662
>sell by: 11/22/17

>> No.9825558

>>9825180
fuck ya bro

>> No.9825581

>>9825544
It would just spoil it.

>> No.9825760

>>9825067
Are you going to use the legendary whisks
Where is your possum or the grey cat?

>> No.9825765

>>9824698
My cat died four months ago :(

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>>9824938
>the whisk
>the machete by the socket

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>> No.9826386

>>9825544
I like cats and pepperoni pizza

>> No.9826431

>>9826386
Where is the grey cat

>> No.9826489

>>9825090
It melted and wont come off. Do you even tendies, bro?

>> No.9826531

>>9825174
this looks unironically good

>> No.9826558

>>9825324
he's getting fat

>> No.9826569

>>9825324
Does the little feller have a name yet?

>> No.9826570

>>9825005
that poor cat's face looks like he's thinking "not this shit again"

>> No.9826579

>>9825180
>that Wendy's picture
>the foil plate
>the taped together table leg
>lawn furniture chair
>dirty floor

it's perfect, never change Dino

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Damn Dino, are you a meth cook for the cartel or something, because you walk that fine line of madness and genius

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>>9826431
She is no longer with us, she was a very old cat. I think she was close to 17 years old.

>>9826569
No I haven't I'm pretty sure there are at least two of them though.

>> No.9827013

>>9826927
my condolences bro, she was sweet. Make her a viking funeral feast.

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>>9826927
F.

>> No.9828402

>>9822566

You never came back to finish thanksgiving you fuck. Werent we waiting on a turkey to thaw or some shit? What happened?

>> No.9828415

>>9824974
>Yfw dino is probably a trust fund baby

>> No.9828422

>>9822662

You washed pimento cheese?

I am completely speechless.

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>>9828402
It took 3 days but i finished it.

Turkey roulade
Spam arepas
Peanut butter and jello cake

>> No.9828690

>>9826927
nooooo :(

>> No.9828695

>>9828635
Are you ever going to use that burner again, the one with the bottom of the bowl melted to it?

>> No.9828722

>>9824938
F

>> No.9828726

>>9825067
Do you live in a trap house?


Also are you getting sleepy yet?

>> No.9828780

>>9822576
*sister

>> No.9828782

>>9828695
Sure want me to cook something on it?

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>>9828782
Yes please!

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Don't worry she lived a good life and she enjoyed being part of the threads.

This was actually the last picture I took of her.

>> No.9828809

>>9824960
don't be, those 6 outlet things are usually plug ins over regular outlets, the machete isn't near the contacts. still not good but the indoor grilling is a far greater concern

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>>9828794

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>> No.9828840

>>9828839
Are you gonna season it?

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Well now its really fucked

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>>9828840

>> No.9828886

>>9828876
Holy shit, I hope you don't eat that

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>> No.9828907

>>9828898
How do you live like this

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>>9828898

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An offering to the possum.

>> No.9828916

>>9828859
DT, I..

>> No.9828918

>>9828907
alone

>> No.9828921

>>9828915
Possum's gonna love that egg.

>> No.9828970

>>9828415
I know I’m not the only one who’s theorized that he really is some trust fund babby who goes to some crack den he rents to make gross food when he’s bored of driving his lambo around town.

>> No.9828974

>>9828915
What does it say, I can't make out the second row

>> No.9828984
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9828984

>>9824445
...Chef John?

>> No.9828986

>>9828970
DT is really Kanye West.

>> No.9828992

>>9828984
Did people start posting about him here because of the Jeans?

>> No.9829010

I thought this level of poverty was only avaliable in eastern europe

>> No.9829061

>>9828974
just says "built in ???"
first letter looks like a B

>> No.9829066

>>9828970
I also theorized this.


Likely has a whole house dedicated to shitposting and letting strays live in it

>> No.9829069

>>9828974
built in usa?

>> No.9829073

>>9822601
Kinky

>> No.9829627

>>9828807
I thought she was alive? I like the photos of her on the counter when you made deep dish pizza :C

>> No.9829638

>>9828845
Mein gott
Himmlerr hol den flammenwerfer

>> No.9829639

>>9822566
Wait, are you the colorful dessert ramen person? (Not that it looked so colorful or even like a dessert once finished)

>> No.9829643

>>9828915
Wtf is that hole dino
It's making me anxious af
Answer me dino i need answers

>> No.9829646

>>9822601
Dinosaur shaped vomit

>> No.9829652

>>9822619
I feel privileged to be a part of one of your infamous posts, although I should probably make some horrified comments or post some o_O type memes to hopefully get included in the next collage of screenshots of one of your threads

>> No.9829670

>>9824465
I want to be one of those idiots memorialized in a screen cap.

>> No.9829675

>>9824788
What am I looking at?

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9829679

>>9829639

>> No.9829686

>>9824938
I don’t know which part to be more curious about.

>> No.9829690

>>9824958
Wait what are these “burgers”? All I saw was oats, hot sauce and an egg. Anything I missed?

>> No.9829693

This man makes me question where I went wrong with my life, such that I'm dying laughing at his insanity. Whether he's doing it on purpose or out of necessity, every one of these threads leaves me bewildered and awestruck.

>> No.9829700

>>9824976
>>9824986
>marble countertops

>> No.9829706

>>9825033
I didn’t even realize that was a spatula. Thank you >>9825048

>> No.9829719

I'm sorry about your cat Dino. Sleep tight.

>> No.9829720

>>9825120
I would try these. I mean, as they are at this stage in the process, once done cooking I would try them. They sound like meatloafs.

>> No.9829732

>>9828876
How can you be that poor and have a huge canister of roasted black sesame seeds? Those aren’t cheap.

>> No.9829743

>>9829679
Oh ok, thank you!!

>> No.9829808

>>9826558
If he ate the whole museum I'm not surprised...

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9829816

>>9824713
you are always welcome to add to the string of derailments that is my threads m8 :)

>> No.9829820

>>9828807
What room is that? I see a swivel chair.

>> No.9829939

>>9828970
>>9829066
Same. I don't think he's a simple squatter. He has lots of high quality ingredient which could be shop bought but I don't take that as sole evidence because it could also come from urban scavenging, just like how he got those Krispy Kremes, that Starbucks coffee could have just come from a bin. That video shows he's obviously versed in the techniques and also prime scavenging locations, but the variety of ingredients throughout suggest the scavenging locations are somewhere not that rural. So he must have a car and enough petrol money at least to travel between a town/city and the outskirts where is den is, and that I take that as evidence he is reasonably well off.

More compelling arguments are the cat jacket, energy drinks, WiFi access, and electricity for this squat house which suggests that he's definitely well off enough but maybe just wants to live rough eating parasite and huffing mould pores in a squat house with wild animals and stays for the thrill and memes challenging himself with creating impromptu kitchen utensils; honestly I think that's an ok life choice and appreciate that he shares this with us.

The electricity is probably from grid but could come from a generator but the cleanliness of the stove suggests he has access to running water either nearby or in the house.

So my theories: either DT is professional semi-employed hobo doing odd jobs and living in at an abndoned house by a river, with enough electrician skills to wire up a house to a generator; or he comes from a trustfund family, works a flexible job with nature maybe as a landscaper or gardener for the rich, bought a really cheap squat house on top of his normal lodgings so he can live an unfamiliar and more exciting life on the edge.

I think about DinoT a lot.

>> No.9829942

>>9829816
PATTI

>> No.9829959

>>9829939
honestly the most reasonable explanation is he has this guest house/apt and works in the industry, which would explain why the place is run down, could have been rented out and needs renovation

he either owns or works at a restaraunt, which explains some of the random expired ingredients

he obviously doesnt live in this place but lives near enough that the cats can go with him, probably following him to the garage apt or whatever.

I appreciate the thought put into these threads, from the theatrics to the awkward recipes.

>> No.9829987

>>9829959
Nah I don't think he works in restaurants, that Krispy Kreme sneaking video was smooth as shit so I think he's scavenging from 7/11 or Walmart bins. I mean dude has construction/garden gloves for scritching that possum and knows how to hold one so I say he's more likely trustfund son who bought that garbage empty house for like 10$ and is populating it slowly with free shit from craigslist and whatever he finds lying around town.

>> No.9830013

>>9829987
literally nothing you said insinuates trust fund

>> No.9830052

>>9829010
It was initially, but then they managed to mass-produce it under the name 'Communism'.

>> No.9830312

hell yeah dino thread.

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9830320

OP I hope you die, you disgusting anglo faggot.

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>>9829816
PATTI
A
T
T
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>> No.9830806
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9830806

>>9829643
Possum cave

>>9829690
I formed them into patties

>>9829816
Thank you catman

>> No.9830889

>>9828820
>>9828832
>>9828839
Will someone please get this man some help for the love of all that is good and holy

>> No.9830977

>>9822566
why do they call them dill pickles? it makes much more sense to call them dickles

>> No.9831016

>>9825180
this is pure art

>> No.9832228

>>9828794
y u do dis 2 him. he almost died when it exploded last time and you *know* he's gonna do it if you ask

>> No.9832667

>>9825054
>spamtula
this it shall be named

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9832687

>>9825033
>the spamtula

>> No.9832965

>>9828915

I can't believe you're feeding possum bro shit that you cooked off plastic. He deserves better than that.

>> No.9832987

>>9830806
>Possum cave

That looks like one of those under-the-house storage areas thats kept in basements but has its own door a few feet off the ground.

You don't have possum bro trapped in there do you? Your set up looks exactly like mine did except with it's door off.

>> No.9832993

>>9822566
>Dill Pickle Lays
Easily one of the best chips ever

>> No.9833003

>>9824938
Does that makeshift whisk double as an abortion kit?

>> No.9833033

>>9825166
nice tet
would you a vev?

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>>9828820
>9:11

>> No.9833117

>>9825536
ultimate kek

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9833184

Include me in the screenshot

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>>9833184

>> No.9833236

>>9833184
cheeki little cunt

>> No.9833326

Thank you sseth

>> No.9833444

>>9833326
sseth is the man
too bad i'm no merchant to support his endeavours

>> No.9833450

>>9828807
Is she dead?

>> No.9833695

>>9832965
>fishbowl
>plastic

>> No.9834201

I may make a special holiday thread, if anyone has any suggestions I would love to hear them.

>> No.9834229

>>9834201
turkey

>> No.9834257

>>9834201
glazed ham

>> No.9834268

>>9834201
tamale casserole

tasty as fuck regardless of appearance and it allows you to get messy and creative

>> No.9834276

This board has extremely low standards.

>> No.9834278

>>9834201
Scotch eggs

>> No.9834302

>>9834201
Cranberry sauce? Gravy?

>> No.9834308

>>9834201
Mashed potatoes? Pumpkin pie?

>> No.9834322

>>9834201
duck with plums and carrots

>> No.9834346

>>9822689
it's like vomit cut into shapes

>> No.9834370

>>9834201
STUFFING

>> No.9834405

this is like performance art.
all of the meals are innovative and clever and yet also perverse.
everything about how you present your workshop and tools and food has a hilarious and deeply unsettling and yet compelling feeling to it.
thank you for gracing /ck/ and youtube.

>> No.9834444

>>9834201
Mashed potatoes and cinnamon rolls :)

>> No.9834446

>>9829675
Charcoal lighter

>> No.9834470

>>9828915
Where does that hole go to? The abyss?

>> No.9834677

Great ideas thank you. There will definitely be ham.

>>9834405
Thank you. :) more videos are to come.

>>9834444
Checked.

>> No.9835060

>>9825308
possums will eat anything. the other day I saw one drag away a smashed frozen rat from the street

>> No.9835146

pls post more youtube videos

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9835152

>>9826927
Love you dinotendies. Stay up man.

>> No.9835229

We must find this man and, give him food stamps or something

>> No.9835267

>>9829939
I think about him too.

>>9835229
This guy is likely in eastern US time zone judging by posting times and there's no snow in the video 4 weeks ago, so he can't be too far north. The brand of peppers and baking soda are from Walgreens. The next steps are noting the brands of all items shown and narrowing down locations where they're sold.

>> No.9835270

>>9825180
we keto now

>> No.9835283

>>9834201
Turducken

>> No.9835286

>>9834201
Holliday barbecue

>> No.9835572

>>9834201
Nah, you cook in too often. Go out and enjoy yourself for once! I hear they got good burgs at the Steak 'n Shake

>> No.9835716

>>9825067
oh my god. the lore deepens.

>> No.9835733

>>9828915
this is fucking next level bro. house tour please.

>> No.9835753

>>9834201
Show us your dumperster dive techniques again. Also multi-bird roast medieval style.

>> No.9835758

>>9834405
Right? It straddles between the real and surreal. Absurd but uncomfortably believable. A truth artist.

>> No.9835760

>>9835267
He ordered pizza that one time too but the box was too blurry.

>> No.9836286

>>9835572
SHUT UP

>> No.9836564

>>9825033
Ever considered posting on /diy/?

>> No.9836568

>>9825166
I'm jealous. I've loved possums for years.

>> No.9836604

>>9836564
Great idea, I was thinking of other boards I could post on. I was planning on doing a /fit/ thread.

>>9836568
They are actually quite friendly once they get to know you.

>> No.9836607

>>9829987
do you have a link to that video? I have not seen it