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Al/ck/ General Sun Dec 10 08:56:08 2017 No.9817244 [Reply] [Original]

Old thread was dying.
Just like us...
How are you guys doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:00:06 2017 No.9817251 >can't even make a thread right

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:02:38 2017 No.9817257 File: 158 KB, 478x463, 1499560835344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you retards ever considered having some self control or are you all weak pussies

>>	Al/ck/ General Sun Dec 10 09:05:25 2017 No.9817266 >>9817251 First timer.... Havn't made a thread on the chan in half a decade. But yes. Let it sink or breathe as you feel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:09:16 2017 No.9817272 >>9817257 t. brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:22:08 2017 No.9817308 You don't care, you just wrote that to get attention to the post. I am also sipping my first beer, since I woke up 2 hours ago. I feel like the weather outside and it's not really hopeful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 10:54:10 2017 No.9817623 >>9817244 Arghh my spleen

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 11:08:39 2017 No.9817663 >>9817257 The funny thing about people like you is you are probably the most susceptible to addiction and it would fucking ravage you. You know this and in order to continue the denial you go on threads like this and belittle people.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 11:14:52 2017 No.9817687

I could probably become an alcoholic. I had to legally admit it to the state because of my 2 DUIs and go through 2 years of treatment. However, these days I only drink 2 or 3 times a week and only beer. Zero withdrawals. It's rare that I drink 2 days in a row. I have been looking to cut back on calories and have considered switching back to booze. Maybe that will be the last straw

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 11:18:49 2017 No.9817695

>>9817663
Defense mechanism. If he knows he's susceptible to addiction he targets addicts and demonizes them and their actions. If he demonizes the actions he avoids them and is therefore safe from that specific addiction. It's a behavior as old as man, it's effective shit.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 11:20:19 2017 No.9817698

I was on the road to alcoholism, but visiting these threads have helped. I've narrowed down to having a couple of drinks only on Friday and Saturday instead of almost every night, even started working out in the morning before work so I couldn't drink the night before.

I know I was not a full blown alcky, but these threads were a major contributor in preventing it. Thank you, and I hope everyone can stay safe and maybe even on the wagon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:03:41 2017 No.9817835
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What do you guys commonly drink when a girl started working at your place 6 months ago, flirted with you for 3 months while engaged (still) to another man that you didn't find out about until after those 3 months--who was always referenced to as her "friend" when she talked about doing things--and then whet cold turkey on, so you went cold turkey in return, and now whenever you pass each other there's an awkward ignoring of one another and possibly a random bump and look into each others eyes, and a quick glance away as you both try to hurry past one another?

I'm thinking whiskey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:07:30 2017 No.9817845 I'm about to go grab some liquor actually for the day. What should I get? I like everything.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:09:29 2017 No.9817849
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>>9817835
>flirted with
>didnt hook up with
>awkward coworker bullshit
Treat her as you would any acquaintance and things will be normal. Probably not the most trust worthy person around to be honest. Gin.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 13:57:30 2017 No.9818183
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>>9817244
What's up you degenerates? What you guys doing today? What you drinking and what tunes you got going on?
I woke up at 5 popped some ibuprofen, had some coffe and have smoked my way thru a half pack already. Made biscuits and gravy with my girl and kiddo and am on my 3rd beer. Double ipa 8%. smoking a couple hits just watched mr. robot and am gonna shitpost for a while and probably start on some animu. then off to work for 3rd shift tonight. should be a decent day boys.
heres some tunes im jamming now
https://youtu.be/vzLD_iiXSxE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 14:57:13 2017 No.9818396 Where the fuck is everyone? you guys all passed out still?

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:19:35 2017 No.9818680

3 on a sunday, third beet in. I've had a bad habit for a few years now, but I can go Saturday to Friday without drinking as long as my friends don't bug me. Keeping it under control but it is a problem. Sad part is, if it weren't for the money and weight gain I probably wouldn't hold back. Do you guys think fear of weight gain is a good motivation to help from going off the deep end? Also, just want to say to the real alcoholics, keep trying. If you just stay consistent in your efforts to grow yourself out of this ditch, maybe you'll find yourself in a place you're actually happy to be, and have more incentive to change. Maybe you'll see clear that you're doing harm to your kin, people you love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:23:15 2017 No.9818868 Al/ck/ I need your help, I start the first day of my new job in 6 hours and I've drank 8 beers. What can I do to appear 100% sober aside from just waiting it out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:30:48 2017 No.9818897 File: 1.19 MB, 1024x768, IMG_0119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >drink 5 liters of wine for 2 years straight >recently got diarrhea >diarrhea recently turned extremely dark green pic related. what's this mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:33:15 2017 No.9818913 >>9818897 I'm not a doctor but if that's what your typical stool looks like you've done SEVERE damage to your pancreas and to your gut fauna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:33:23 2017 No.9818914 >>9818897 Cut back, jfc. And get your liver checked out

chop Sun Dec 10 17:37:23 2017 No.9818929

>>9818897
I'm honestly surprised it didn't look like that all the time if you're drinking several bottles of red wine every day. Wine colours your poo.
Did you switch to a cheaper brand recently?

If we were to leave that out as a factor, I'd say green poo was most likely caused but an imbalance in gut flora. We see it a lot in patients who are on antibiotics. Especially the harsher ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:39:10 2017 No.9818936 >>9818913 >>9818914 >>9818929 only begun to get it in the past few months, just recently it started going dark green, i got my liver checked and got my blood tests about a month ago and everything checked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:39:12 2017 No.9818937 File: 29 KB, 592x273, gut_fauna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9818913 >gut fauna

>>	chop Sun Dec 10 17:40:58 2017 No.9818945 >>9818937 Flora then. Fuck off, man, English is my third language and I'm drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:41:47 2017 No.9818946 >>9818937 tfw no wolf in your stomach to fend off harmful bacteria

>>	chop Sun Dec 10 17:45:49 2017 No.9818958 >>9818936 Try switching to vodka or beer for a couple days and see if it changes. I still suspect it's just coloured by the wine. I get green spatters if I go hard on the red for a night or two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:00:15 2017 No.9819003 >>9818897 nigga you dead but seriously see a doctor that looks like some kinda bowl disease

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:25:38 2017 No.9819085

>>9817244
been consistently working out last 4 months (spreadsheets help), crushing it at my cushy cook job, just redesigned my blog, been consistently programming (daily journaling helps), feeling like I actually know what the fuck I'm doing in that space. Haven't been with a girl for awhile but it's alright, I'm actually starting the like who I am as a person, and I've needed this period to focus on maintaining that growth w/o distraction. I've been gaining a lot of respect for myself in general because I'm doing more of the things that I know I should be doing on a consistent basis.

Thanks for asking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:19:16 2017 No.9819243 Doing all right, bought a 15 pack of bud light because im a cheap piece of shit, playing madden and listening to football. One of the few joys i look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:36:30 2017 No.9819286 >>9817698 Cheers (raises an orange crush)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:41:49 2017 No.9819473 >>9817695 pseudoscience 101, baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 22:13:42 2017 No.9819828 >>9817835 Definitely a top shelf london dry gin. There's something darkly romantic about Gin

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 22:37:14 2017 No.9819901
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>out of whiskey
>stores are all closed
>all I have in my cabinet is a bottle of orange bitters
>28% alcohol

So can I just drink this straight or what? I know it's supposed to be for mixing drinks but my fridge is empty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 22:44:32 2017 No.9819927 >>9819901 You will almost certainly gag. Bitters are pretty strong, a little bit is supposed to go a long way, flavor-wise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 22:56:43 2017 No.9819960 >>9819927 well shit. I guess I'll dilute it with water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 23:06:23 2017 No.9819985 >>9819901 niggers drink antifreeze and still survive

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 23:07:33 2017 No.9819988 >>9817244 dying

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 23:12:01 2017 No.9820002 >>9819988 elaborate... withdrawals?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 23:31:25 2017 No.9820088 what sustains you aside from the booze just made an open top grilled cheese with ham

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:15:13 2017 No.9820278 >>9820088 porerhouse steak and potatoes that's been my brakfast/lucnh/dinner each mealfor 3 days so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:28:03 2017 No.9820315 >>9820088 boobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:34:10 2017 No.9820337 Want to get drunk but suddenly any alcohol I consume makes me throw up. Been drinking really heavy for way too long but I still hate being sober

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:50:40 2017 No.9820394 >>9820337 thats a bad place to be. especially when you are going into withdrawal symptoms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 02:21:33 2017 No.9820715 give me some good drunk sandwich ideas al/ck/ needs to be somewhat healthy aka not lard on bread with deep fried chicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 02:25:26 2017 No.9820732 >>9820715 ham pickle mustard cheese bread of your choosing

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 02:53:50 2017 No.9820804

Tonight I actually saved some dude from fucking up badly.
>leaving bar
>walking friends to their car
>go back before last call
>leave again but notice some dude doubled over in his running truck parked roadside w/ lights and seatbelt on
>door is unlocked
>slap his back and then eventually his face, harder than I’m comfortable slapping a stranger
>the fucker passed out with his foot on the brake in neutral
>he wakes up
>insists that he is good to drive
>has no idea what’s going on
>takes his foot off the brake
>truck starts rolling backwards down a hill
>my drunk instincts kick in and I run. then hop into the truck on top of incapacitated drunk moron and slam the brakes and throw it into park
I found a dude at the bar to drive that stupid faggot home, but I felt like I did a good deed and possibly saved him, let alone anyone else he would’ve hit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 02:56:53 2017 No.9820817 >>9820715 >not lard on bread with deep fried chicken Lol this faggot doesn’t have a Publix nearby to get a chicken tendie sub with mayo and he is mad about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 02:57:55 2017 No.9820821 >>9820804 That was mighty white of you Anon. I've seen people swerving all over the freeway but I didn't give enough of a shit to call the cops on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:02:08 2017 No.9820826 >>9817835 Women at work was the reason I started drinking. Now I show up buzzed enough to talk to them but not sober enough to give a shit what they say/think.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:02:44 2017 No.9820828

>>9820821
Yeah dude, I think some other substances (benzos) may have been involved on his end but I felt like a fucking superhero after everything happened. I told him that he was real lucky that I found him and not some cops (truck running and him passed the fuck out).
Honestly I don’t really think a grown ass man would’ve had the reflexes that I did, and I’m a fairly limber 21 year old so I sprinted that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:05:13 2017 No.9820840 >>9820817 >this faggot is a lard filled fattie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:06:21 2017 No.9820843 >>9820840 >this faggot is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:22:38 2017 No.9820881 I realized that today all I’ve had was vodka, a bunch of black coffee, a redbull with vodka, and then more vodka. I’m fucking starving but nothing delivers this late where I’m at. Just gonna drink more vodka and cri internally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:26:26 2017 No.9820892 >>9820881 I am seriously debating ubering to Waffle House, what has my life come down to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:28:36 2017 No.9820899 Any of you lads become hypochondriacs because of drinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:34:19 2017 No.9820911 >>9820899 Yes. The thread a few back titled “phantom organ pains edition” really struck a chord with me. My hair hurts and I can’t sit comfortably when sober. Not a happy camper desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:37:59 2017 No.9820917 >>9820899 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:39:06 2017 No.9820921 >>9820917 Yus

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:39:40 2017 No.9820922

>>9820911
Christ, I can't imagine what I would try to relate my hair hurting to.
I've always been a side sleeper and have a tendency to sleep on my left side with my arm under my body/head, resulting in damage to my ulnar nerve. Of course, this gives me wonderful shooting pains up and down my left arm and shoulder.
So, I start thinking my heart is going fucking wild and I compulsively start checking my pulse, while trying to cut down on drinking.
Down to three beers a night, and then I start feeling tingling in my hands and feet. Great. I don't think it's diabetes. Time to get a blood pressure monitor.
Get a blood pressure monitor, blood pressure is fine because I'm not obese and I still manage to exercise.
Now I panic every time my blood pressure is over 120/80, which makes my blood pressure and my heart rate skyrocket. Fucking great stuff. Still trying to just taper off but god, I love just being drunk and watching movies at night.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 03:55:31 2017 No.9820953
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>first day back at office job in over a week because I was getting drunk every day alone in my room
>living the part time life
>no one in the office talks to me except for a few close friends
>other workers are literally POO so I don't mind
>sick of this shit job anyway
>do 1000 things right, no praise -- 1 thing wrong then you're called out
>can't be yourself around normies
>have to wear a fucking suit all day in sweltering heat
>look nice in a suit though
>look like a homeless junkie wearing normal clothes
>tfw first sip of cheap wine when you get home from work after a 12 hour day
I handed in my notice. Time to drink my savings away.

t. Faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:05:05 2017 No.9820986 >>9820953 Sorry you had to deal with that shit m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:08:03 2017 No.9821000 How do I sneak booze into my job? I work on a loading dock where I must pass through a metal detector going in/out. Was thinking about just bringing a spiked coke in addition to my jug of water, any suggestions?

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:11:30 2017 No.9821019

>>9821000
Can't you buy those plastic hip-flask shaped bottles of spirits with the plastic screw on cap? They sell them in Australia (I've seen vodka and rum variants), so I'd guess they'd be elsewhere.

Is a tin cap on a beer/handle enough to set off your scanners? Why the fuck do you get scanned anyway, have there been incidents in the past? Genuinely curious tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:33:11 2017 No.9821084 >>9821019 you're right, past incidents have made scanning necessary apparently; also that cap might set it off and if I get caught, I'm fired

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:38:13 2017 No.9821098 >>9817257 I bet (You)'re addicted to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:48:06 2017 No.9821115 >>9821000 Fuck off faggot, you might kill someone who isn't a worthless husk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:49:50 2017 No.9821121 Does anyone have the screenshot from the al/ck/ who tried to post a list of drunken fuckups he’d made, then hit the character limit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 04:52:02 2017 No.9821125 >>9820953 Not taking off your jacket and using a fan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:07:58 2017 No.9821159 >>9820953 hey man if u need take a break but I promise u - life doesn't have to be shit. I make around 20k less now since i switched jobs but my coworkers are great and I feel okay. a lot better. I used to work in finance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:12:18 2017 No.9821167 >>9821125 Using a fan for a jacket, are you out of your fucking mind?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:16:34 2017 No.9821174 can i be suffering from alcohol withdrawal if my heart rate is 75 BPM?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:18:56 2017 No.9821180 >>9821174 Dunno. Mine was once 180 though. Scared the nurses more than it scared me i think.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:20:26 2017 No.9821184
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>>9821174
I would say that heart rate doesn't have too much to do with it, although it can definitely tell you whether or not you're in a shit place (usually above 110 sitting idly).
Take it frome me >>9820922 you don't want to start compulsively checking your heart rate, or your blood pressure, unless it absolutely bothers the shit out of you and it makes you feel better, for a least a minute or two, to check it every half hour.
I have an irregular heartbeat and I pretty much have had it since I was a kid. Drinking doesn't help. Drinking doesn't help my heart, my blood pressure, or my anxiety.
All this said, 75bpm is normal. Anywhere usually between 40-105bpm is normal, and there are some fluctuations in there for weird shit. In short, 75 is normal, lad. Relax.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:21:16 2017 No.9821188 >>9821184 Mine is 120 at rest, lol. I get out of breath just falling asleep.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:23:09 2017 No.9821194
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>>9821184
>>9821174
If you're really concerned, start monitoring your BP and heart rate if it makes you feel better. I picked up a monitor for my blood pressure recently and it's been making me feel better just to chart it down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:24:10 2017 No.9821195 >>9821188 Fucking hell, man. Do you get out at all, do any walking or anything like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:27:18 2017 No.9821200 >>9821195 I empty my piss/puke receptacles on occasion. Thinking about installing a pump to automate it tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 05:29:33 2017 No.9821205 >>9821200 Fucking lmao. I know it's not the place, or my place, to suggest anything but you should try to just take a walk every day. Even if you're drunk. Just walk up your street for 15 minutes and then walk back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:06:58 2017 No.9821273 >>9821200 >too lazy to walk to the toilet >will build an inbuilt pump and waste system into house

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:36:44 2017 No.9821316 >>9820804 >save drunk idiot from DUI while risking your life and freedom Yea, your a real hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:38:03 2017 No.9821320 >tfw no alcoholic gf to murder me in my sleep

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:41:44 2017 No.9821324
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>>9821320
Ikr. Slightly mad girls make my bod tremble with pleasure. They’re up for just about anything in bed, are never boring and will probably kill you. Nom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:55:18 2017 No.9821342 >>9821316 I mean, yeah the dude was a retard but others didn’t have to suffer because of his stupidity and I’m just glad that my reflexes kicked in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 06:58:10 2017 No.9821346 >>9821342 As opposed to just idly watching while fuccboi rolled backwards into traffic. It made me feel like a capable drunk, usually I’m used to watching me ruin my own life, not out there saving someone else’s.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:08:29 2017 No.9821359

>>9821346
If the cops had seen you do it you’d have got a dui. In the uk, anyway.
Last magistrate told me that if I was found sat in a passenger seat of a car with the keys in the car and no driver, she’d put me in prison for 3 years.
Lol. As soon as she said it I responded “I understand”, and before realising what I’d said she shouted “DO YOU UNDERSTAND?” and her co-magistrate & my lawyer had to hide a chuckle.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:18:49 2017 No.9821386

>>9821359
Damn, the uk sounds shitty. I’m pretty sure I could talk my way out of hopping in some almost passed out dude’s lap to throw his car into park, especially considering the witnesses.
Are you the same guy who said
>save drunk idiot from DUI while risking your life and freedom
? Because my dude I don’t think you even know true freedom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:22:48 2017 No.9821394 Cucks You are not going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:28:43 2017 No.9821405 >>9821394 Lmao zuper funny post my big guy hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:36:24 2017 No.9821416 >>9821386 >freedom >USA topkek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:42:18 2017 No.9821424 >>9821316 He saved the guy and more importantly innocent bystanders from injury or death. For all you know the guy passed back out, was found later by the cops with the keys still there then got the DUI he deserved. Fuck outta here with that shit man

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:42:44 2017 No.9821425 >>9821416 That was a weird out of place topkek, my dude. Y’all got dat ass whooped in 1776 and we can still own guns. Your cops don’t even have guns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:51:08 2017 No.9821438 >>9821425 >Ya'll >your exactly what are you referring to

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:52:26 2017 No.9821439

>>9821425
>Your cops don’t even have guns.
I think people should be allowed to have guns if they can demonstrate the responsibility and stability, but the idea that gun ownership is necessary for freedom and safety says a lot of things about a society, and it's not saying good things.

If you think "cops don't have guns" reflects badly on a country, you're fucked in the head

t. American librul elitist

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:54:42 2017 No.9821448 >>9821438 Oh I’m sorry >you’re cops don’t even have guns You fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 07:58:03 2017 No.9821460 Please not more kiddy ranting. Someone needs to create and popularise /b/alc. the “KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT” “LEL I TROLL U” posts are really tedious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:06:01 2017 No.9821476 >>9821448 exactly which cops are you referring to

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:15:23 2017 No.9821499 File: 18 KB, 252x248, 88888).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >downed 4 bottles of red wine tonight >this has been my nightly routine for six months Got a cool buzz going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:17:25 2017 No.9821503 File: 4 KB, 222x211, 1284466923157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9821499 >four bottles of wine Yeah, nah. You would be dead or throwing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:18:38 2017 No.9821508 >>9821476 thatwasthejoke.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:19:57 2017 No.9821510 >>9821508 you're assuming I'm from the UK that's the point

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:23:32 2017 No.9821514 >>9821503 I’ve put away 12 bottles of chateauneuf du pape in 24hrs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:43:25 2017 No.9821582 >>9818913 >gut fauna yess very important, never forget to water your butt birdo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:45:44 2017 No.9821590 >>9821582 It’s conceivable that he meant ‘flora’.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:50:10 2017 No.9821610 File: 7 KB, 225x252, 1283239928271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you pour one of your last drinks and you only have a mouthful left in the handle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:51:28 2017 No.9821618 >>9820922 >Still trying to just taper off but god, I love just being drunk and watching movies at night. literally me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 08:54:02 2017 No.9821627 File: 16 KB, 267x323, jack_nicholson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9821590 you don't say

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:11:02 2017 No.9821685 File: 173 KB, 2688x2688, thonking_man's_emoji.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] people who have been sober for more than a week: what did you do instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:12:49 2017 No.9821691 >>9821685 Smoked weed. Then ran out and relapsed. Still worth it. When I’ve got buds it’s like a cosy holiday away from the savagery of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:13:44 2017 No.9821693 File: 660 KB, 356x272, Jack-Nicholson.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9821666 checked

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Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:17:16 2017 No.9821701

>>9821324
I dated this woman 7 years ago that literally pointed a loaded handgun at me during an argument.

She was literally the best woman I ever dated though, Crazy as fuck and great in bed. But also so jealous and loyal that she would literally do anything I said.

I eventually moved to another state without telling her, She got married this year to some dude.

Much regrets

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:22:52 2017 No.9821717 >>9821701 My oneitis got married this year too. Such is life I guess. Aside from regrettable drunken shitmails I’ll never talk to her again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:24:31 2017 No.9821722 >>9821701 Did you break up with her before you did it? I have a feeling you think you're out, but you're not really out.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:30:27 2017 No.9821731

>>9821717
I never even tried to contact her, At least you did.

What did she say when you talked to her?

>>9821722
Not until I moved.

I knew she might freak out If I planned to move so I never told her until I was already in another state. She flipped out and left me 70+ voicemails and calls over a period of a few days then I changed my phone number.

I never talked to her after that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:34:52 2017 No.9821741 >>9821731 >what was said? Everything from proclamations of love, to death threats and police. We went through some intense stuff. Now I’m alone.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:35:37 2017 No.9821743

>>9821731
>Not until I moved.
>I knew she might freak out If I planned to move so I never told her until I was already in another state. She flipped out and left me 70+ voicemails and calls over a period of a few days then I changed my phone number.
>I never talked to her after that

See you fucked up hard.

You think you're out but you ain't out.

One day you're gonna wake up to a gun pointed in your face or she'll sneak in and commit suicide in your fucking living room while you're at work. You think she was crazy before

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:36:12 2017 No.9821745 >>9821741 When you receive a death threat from a woman that is a real sign she loves you very much, It's a fucked up way of knowing...But It's a strong sign.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:37:42 2017 No.9821752 >>9821745 Yeh I know. She’s like a 9/10 and didn’t give up on me for like 11 years. Guess I chose booze over her.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:38:16 2017 No.9821754

>>9821743
This was almost 8 years ago, I doubt that.

She only knows which state I'm in, She doesn't know which town.

But I wouldn't be upset If i woke up to her standing over me with a gun or knife, I would be flattered she left her husband and found me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:42:00 2017 No.9821763 >>9821754 Her husband's dead in his bathtub and she upped her google fu. now what? It's always the dumbass saying "thats not gonna hit us" that gets hit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 09:56:24 2017 No.9821801 >>9821691 >weed if i could get a hold of edibles regularly i would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:00:43 2017 No.9821814 >>9821801 Make them...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:01:41 2017 No.9821818 >>9821814 nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:02:22 2017 No.9821823 >>9821818 Ok then

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:23:02 2017 No.9821871
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For those that have abstained for a while after heavy drinking, what are some tips?
>inb4 hurr durr just don't drink alcohol you raging faggot
I had mild-medium PAWS when I decided to quit for a while. Sometimes it was more severe with seizures (after 4 months of binging), but mostly it's just annoying acute PAWS. The thing that bothers me is I can't stop thinking about alcohol when I abstain, it's like my brain is SCREAMING for the next drink. Should I just kill myself? Should I eat more sugary foods?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:28:12 2017 No.9821883 >>9821871 Have tens of thousands in disposable income, fuck lots of teenagers, buy a big house, drive a brand new car, then 7 months later relapse regardless. Worked for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:30:06 2017 No.9821888 >>9821871 Eat proper, healthy food and get any amount of excercise to help you through the symptoms of PAWS or withdrawal. Consider tapering down if you can go through with it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:42:32 2017 No.9821932
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>>9821871
i go through withdrawals regularly, my personality fluctuates like a bitch and i feel like shit most days. get LOTS of rest. especially if you blackout from drinking. drink a shit ton of water; depending on your weight and the climate in your region, it should range from at least 3L to 5L. eating clean and exercing couldn't hurt.

when i was in rehab, the people that were there for alcohol was given valium (diazepam) if you can get a hold of it.

when you feel the urge to drink, do something else. indulge in your hobby, go outside, work on something, talk to someone, etc. to keep your mind off it. i say this as someone who relies on alcohol to feel happy so good luck to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:46:45 2017 No.9821943 I'm ready al/ck/ I bought 3 1.75's of gin 5 bottles of ginger ale a carton of smokes and 20 limes. What am I in for

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:53:21 2017 No.9821960 >>9821943 are you drinking with someone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 10:59:58 2017 No.9821985 >>9821514 >chateauneuf du pape good taste anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:07:30 2017 No.9822009 >>9821960 Nope just me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:07:55 2017 No.9822011 >>9821985 Yeah it’s tasty, but those hangovers, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:10:13 2017 No.9822017 >>9822009 have fun then. i'm just jealous you have that much booze.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:29:28 2017 No.9822094

Fucking hell I've had a hangover for like 4 days now

I think it's because I've got to a point where I'm drinking so much just to get drunk that it fucks me up everytime

I feel so sick, vomiting the booze I'm trying to drink

haven't even been that drunk in the last 4 days cause I can't keep it down

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:38:10 2017 No.9822127 File: 23 KB, 497x306, 1504493757527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dat burst of rapid heartbeats on your 4th gulp of below-bottom-shelf rotgut shitliquor This is the exact opposite of the first sip of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:39:31 2017 No.9822132 >>9821943 alcoholic hepatitis

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:52:12 2017 No.9822179 >>9822094 i was like that for several weeks a few years ago. never really left my bed at the time. have any interesting out of the ordinary dreams lately?

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:56:31 2017 No.9822198

>>9822179
nah not that I can remember, but I usually have pretty vivid dreams anyway

and yes I've been mostly in bed sleeping for 12+ hours a day

>7 weeks
fuck that sounds horrible if it lasted that long

what do you think was the cause for yourself?

I thought it could be from lots of unhealthy mixers like red bull and a very little food

but I don't feel any better after eating a good balanced meal or two

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 12:16:35 2017 No.9822284
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>>9822198
>7 weeks
eh idk how long it lasted exactly but i was at the point of sweating, shaking in my bed in the middle of day wanting to straight up kill myself because of the anxiety and just feeling worse than shit for whatever reason.

i binge drank bottom shelf vodka that came in a plastic bottle and diet soda (for that aspartme). drank maybe a handle every few days or so. drink > sleep > wake up > drink etc. the only time i didn't drink was when my body flat out refused it and the smell would make me dry heave; at that point i just let my body rest for maybe 8 hours then force down the vodka. i would actually feel worse if i didn't drink at the time but i had to stop eventually otherwise i would have probably died.

>what do you think was the cause for yourself?
idk. i was pretty healthy at the time, was on a clean keto diet, exercised and lifted regularly but then you know, vodka happened. i guess it depends on your genetics and overall health. i didn't really do any permanent damage to my organs but i never did stop being an alcoholic.

i'd stop if i were you or at least taper a bit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 12:23:20 2017 No.9822312

>>9822284
>i binge drank bottom shelf vodka that came in a plastic bottle and diet soda (for that aspartme). drank maybe a handle every few days or so. drink > sleep > wake up > drink etc. the only time i didn't drink was when my body flat out refused it and the smell would make me dry heave; at that point i just let my body rest for maybe 8 hours then force down the vodka.
yes this explains my current life

im not going to stop drinking or taper, I've drunk more than this and not felt this way before so I hope it'll just go away

it was brought on after a particularly heavy night of drinking, over a litre of vodka in about 5-6 hours so I'll just try avoid that in future

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 12:24:00 2017 No.9822315

>been tapering my drinking the last four days
>work has been crazy and i can't keep waking up feeling exhausted despite sleeping 7+ hours
>now i have withdrawal insomnia
>averaging maybe 4 hours of sleep a night the last few nights
>other symptoms are pretty mild - nausea, irritability, anxiety, etc.

how long does the insomnia usually last? i am down from about 12 beers a night to just 2 last night. i feel great about that but i am so tempted to crush a six pack tonight so i can just get some damn sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 12:46:30 2017 No.9822387 >>9822315 Not sure it ever goes away for me. 7 months sober and I was still practically dying from exhaustion. Relapsing at least made me pass out.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 13:25:08 2017 No.9822509

>>9822387
Damn. I managed to go cold turkey for over a month earlier this year and didn't have any insomnia (but had horrible stomach cramps that I'm fortunately not experiencing now). I've heard symptoms can be different and possibly worse though each time you relapse and try to quit again. I think I'm going to try some herbal sleep aids tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 13:30:35 2017 No.9822528 >>9822509 Oh it gets a hell of a lot worse over time, for sure. I can feel the intensity increase every time I try again to stop. Google neurological kindling.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 13:56:52 2017 No.9822625

>>9822528
>Google neurological kindling
Well, shit. That is some strong motivation to make sure this time is "the time" to get things under control. A friend of mine was diagnosed with schizophrenia a couple years ago (not alcohol related) and he's really just been hanging on by a thread trying to manage it ever since. Scary to think alcohol can cause similar brain damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:00:46 2017 No.9822640 >>9817244 >do some medium-heavy drinking with friends >liver hurts today >still having pissing problems I dont even care at this point. shes not coming back.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:13:05 2017 No.9822684

>>9822640
Pissing problems? I think it’s often indicative of pancreatic issues. About a year ago I was furious with muh pisses. It took like 2 hours to get 1 drop out no matter how close I was to exploding. I used to just wedge a jug between my legs, flop muh saussicon therein and just do my best to forget about it. Awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:18:01 2017 No.9822707 >>9817698 Same here, thanks fellas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:26:53 2017 No.9822748 >>9821932 How the fuck do people who aren't manlets black out? I'm 5'6" and I don't blackout unless I smash 8% all night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:29:48 2017 No.9822760 >>9817244 Alri lads, how do I buy a crate of handles of vodka without a liquor license. I'm not that bad of an alky but I hate driving far just to find cheap handles of stoli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:34:06 2017 No.9822786 >>9822748 by drinking more

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:39:11 2017 No.9822807 >>9822760 How come this is a thing in America? In the UK if you can sell .5% ABV root beer, you can sell Smirnoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:45:36 2017 No.9822841 >>9822807 Brother I'm trying to be efficient. If I could buy handles by the pallet I'd be set for life.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:50:40 2017 No.9822858

had a year clean after medical detox, relapsed over girl issues

2 weeks of 6-8 per night then a sort of bender this weekend, 10 drinks Friday 13 on Saturday 10 on Sunday, last drink was 7 PM Sunday didn’t sleep at all last night, now it’s 2:00 PM

Pulse rate is 80, no shakes, a bit of underarm flop sweat. Am I gonna be okay? Besides the insomnia

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:52:40 2017 No.9822870 >>9822858 >6 months clean after detox I lasted 4 hours after 6 days of detox. Fucking useless. They now refuse to have me back.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:56:49 2017 No.9822896

>>9822684
im just pissing dark yellow, sometimes its clear, but its often cloudy. obviously the more hydrated i am the better it is, but my morning piss is always dark, and a fairly cloudy. i wouldnt be surprised if i have pancreas issues, i nearly drank myself to death. my kidneys are just constantly hurting after my last binge. its been fuckin 10 days mother fuck. but clearlyu you're alive. hows your pisser these days?

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 14:56:59 2017 No.9822897

>>9822807
Fuck if I know. Liquor laws are incredibly complex here, and vary greatly by locale. The laws of the state, city, and county all matter, and are seemingly random. And I'm sure that corruption and organized crime impacts it too.

Generally speaking (if that's even possible in this case), there are 3 categories of licenses in the US. One allows a retailer to sell "beer and wine", but not liquor. Another allows a restaurant to SERVE beer and wine on the premises. From there you can get a full-on liquor store (which can sell beer, wine, and spirits), or a license for a bar or restaurant to serve beer, wine, liquor, and mixed drinks.

But if someone wanted to buy a case of vodka or whatever you don't need a liquor license for that. You can just to to a liquor store and ask for however many bottles. Many of them will give discounts for full case purchases. The only thing having a "liquor license" enables you to do is SELL the liquor to the public. If all you're doing is buying then you don't need a sale license.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:05:16 2017 No.9823143 >>9822896 You might not be drinking enough water anon, especially if you're a drunk like most of us here. The only time my kidneys hurt is when I'm dehydrated as all hell and I've forgotten to drink water

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:15:01 2017 No.9823186 2 weeks since my last beer. I still get cravings but CBD tintures help my cravings. I'd look into CBD if some of you are looking to quit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:22:37 2017 No.9823219 >>9823143 i drink water constantly. i didnt drink a damn thing on my two day binge, aside from a handle of vodka.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:27:46 2017 No.9823235
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>>9817244
>tfw no qt3.14 alchie grilfrond sat at you’re window, looking all sexable with hair up, boobages promising perkiness, legs and ass promising deliciousness, wine guzzling promising promiscuity
Why even why

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:10:14 2017 No.9823406 >>9821943 I anticipate at your level of drinking that amount will last you 3 to 5 days and you probably won't remember much, and you will feel like massive shit for the week following. it'll be an interesting rode5!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:15:47 2017 No.9823430 File: 3.97 MB, 332x332, 747C59FE-F2AF-4E14-9365-BA546712F1E8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-j1ctaQqw&t=21m49s

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:32:44 2017 No.9823489 File: 88 KB, 1424x648, 1512803504893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9823235 >this isn't my gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSad3bDv-JU

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:46:13 2017 No.9823537

>>9823489
Nyoh boy. She thinks she’s a person. That was enough tequila to kil a thousand grils. General rule is 1 pipette of booze every time you need to shut her up for long enough to empty your balls.
Poor thing. I just hope she was immediately facefucked to the point of dry heaving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:58:38 2017 No.9823587 Minus three FUCKING degrees and no heating. I think I’m actually going to die ffs. Pls give me this to keep me warm >>9823430 p.s. one or two of you will know... is that fucking crissa?? Jesus Christ what happened, muh dick can’t cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:00:16 2017 No.9823594 >>9823489 >tfw this woman will never domestically abuse me then make up 2 hours later

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:02:42 2017 No.9823605 >>9823489 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:58:36 2017 No.9823833 Had to make myself throw up to get rid of heartburn. I’m so uncomfortable ffs. 26 units and 3mg of lorazepam yet i still feel like death.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:04:04 2017 No.9823850

>>9823833
uhm, table spoon of apple cider vinegar. 3 rollaids, and half a cup of greek yogurt.
>vomit to get rid of heartburn
my friend. do what i just said, you'll be good. also laze with alcohol is generally a good mixture for death. I think you might be having a heart attack. call 911 and keep us posted. And if the thought of havin a heart attack is giving you anxiety, just pop another laze and you should be good. The doctors can pump your stomach.
>your face when im not even trying to troll you
what else are you feeling? Headache? Sweats? extremity pains?

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:06:48 2017 No.9823864
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Took 2 mg of xanax last friday and downed 8 pints, went to a party,had some vodka, made a complete ass of myself like Collin Farrell in Seven Psychopaths and feel like complete shit. The worst part is that I left my phone there and now I have to call a girl and face the embarrassment, also my friend told me that my phone has been seen online last on saturday at 12:45PM which means she woke up the next day and went through my phone and most likely saw nude pictures of my ex girls... either way this is going to be a very painful phone call for me and I just keep putting it off and keep thinking that having a drink would help.

What do you guys think, should I send her roses or just call her and apologize and ask her to dinner?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:09:57 2017 No.9823874 >>9823489 >""""""""""""""""""French"""""""""""""""""""""

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:10:08 2017 No.9823875

>>9823864
just tell her you forgot you took a xanax because of some other legit shit that had you stressin, and you wanted to go to a party to relax.
play the sympathy card. She cant judge you for having anxiety and wanting ot have a good time with a few drinks. you just accidentally forgot about that xanax. no worries yo

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:12:28 2017 No.9823885

>>9823850
Thank you anon, but I’m ok now. A few minutes after throwing up and the heartburn has dissipated enormously.
I’ve got all of the above symptoms... but I have them fucking always. It’s heartburn, not a heart attack. I’m used to extreme discomfort.
I’ve been told a billion times that booze mixed with benzos will kill me. I’ve taken as much as 200mg of diazepam nightly for 16 years, on top of vodka, and frequent heroin for the last 11 or so. I’m indestructible apparently. Now the heartburn has fucked off though, I’m drinking again. Blessed relief. Back to the normal schedule of mere terrible discomfort, no more feeling like a trillion fire ants are having a bukakke sesh in my chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:15:52 2017 No.9823898 >>9823864 Ask her for strok benis

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:17:05 2017 No.9823904 >>9823885 > trillion fire ants are having a bukakke sesh in my chest. glad you're feeling better. and also miserable. Take it in stride bra.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:17:35 2017 No.9823905 >>9823885 Lel fire ant bukkake sesh Fuck me I bet some diazepam heroin and vodka feels fucking grand

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:24:19 2017 No.9823925 >>9823905 I’ve had less pleasurable experiences. Wouldn’t recommend it though. The comedown after 24 years of it is probably going to gravitate towards the uncosy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:34:06 2017 No.9823962 >>9823925 Yes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 19:36:47 2017 No.9823975 >>9818897 green feces just means you're rolling past your small colon to your large intestine fast. You're shitting yourself. This isn't odd. It's not ideal, but it happens.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 21:54:35 2017 No.9824500

>>9818897
Only wine? I know some colored drinks can mess with stool color. Last week I drank an entire bottle of creme de menthe and the next day my morning poop was the most unnatural shade of green ever. Like if I just poured a bottle of green food coloring into the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:22:13 2017 No.9824599 >>9823864 >should I send her roses give her a gallon of milk just to fuck with her

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:22:33 2017 No.9824603

>>9822284
you are me. that was pretty much my exact story, down to the plastic bottle vodka and diet drinks (foolishly thought I could lose weight and still sustain that lifestyle of drinking all day).

Did you end up going to the hospital at all to detox? That's what I ended up having to do for 4 or so days

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:33:25 2017 No.9824637 >>9820899 Yeah. Had some pains in my upper right abdomen and immediately thought it had something to do with my liver. I thought about cutting back even more but apparently I was just constipated and it was causing me stomach pains in that area.

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 22:56:30 2017 No.9824720

>>9817244
everytime I drink (twice a month) I end up puking (usually in bed), pissing somewhere where piss does not belong, and sending embarrassing messages to babes on facebook. I try to drink in moderation but I get incredibly antsy/bored/ or agitated once I stop.

Am I an alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:00:27 2017 No.9824740 >>9824720 Im 20, and its been this way since I was 18. Maybe if I get a gf I wont act out like this? Frankly Im a bit worried I might try to drive/ get mugged the next time I blackout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:03:42 2017 No.9824750 >>9817244 What is your guys drink of choice? Personally I can't stand beer, I need that rush of 90 proof to really get me going. My choice would be some Goslings or Coruba dark rum with an assortment of fruit juices (orange, orange-mango, pineapple)

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:05:06 2017 No.9824757

>in town
>get a call from sister bawling her eyes out
>bf broke up with her out of nowhere
>head on over
>wait for mom to leave because she was there too
>she leaves
>drink a lot of vodka with her
>chill, calm her down, and the leave after a bit
>now I’m at my buddy’s house
>just ordered two pizzas and some cheesy bread because nobody is going out tonight
Pretty fuckin’ comfy and I feel like I did a good deed again desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:06:24 2017 No.9824762 I am on my second beer, I am down because I really do miss my ex tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:09:52 2017 No.9824780 >>9824762 >Hide phone somewhere difficult to reach >Do not listen to melancholy love songs >Stay the fuck off of facebook One too many times. One too many times

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:10:24 2017 No.9824783 >>9824720 Yes, you are. You only drink twice a month though? Based on >>9824740, I would definitely say you should try quitting. That's pretty extreme behavior. No judgement at all, but trying to help your decision.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:11:17 2017 No.9824785 >>9824720 >>9824740 Pls respond. I love liquor so I hope this is just due to me going through a rough patch, dry spell, whatever the fuck you want to call it. I can go weeks or even months without even really wanting a drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:12:22 2017 No.9824792 >>9824785 see >>9824783

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:16:40 2017 No.9824811

>>9824783
Yeah Ive gotten really good at using other activities to de-stress (weightlifting, reading, etc.). After particularly bad incidents I'll take a month or two off without issue, but every once in a while I think I deserve to get shitfaced.

The only thing I think might help is getting a girlfriend, and to start drinking at 10-11 rather than 6-7 so that I can sleep through the comedown. If I could limit myself to 7-8 drinks a binge rather than 13 I would be Gucci

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:20:51 2017 No.9824829 I used to keep mumbling to myself for a couple of days after I stopped drinking. Now even if I go 10 days I can't stop mumbling.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:05:53 2017 No.9825212
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>bought 700ml of vodka to last me a week
>lasted half a week

every single time i do this i realise i need to stop doing it
i always leave the bottle on my desk and just sip at it throughout the day

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:15:29 2017 No.9825240 >>9825212 >>9825212 >3 days you got a long way to go. i wish i was in your position. just wait til you're drinking that amount in a single morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:17:39 2017 No.9825247 >>9824603 >Did you end up going to the hospital at all to detox? i detoxed in my bed and rode it out. i however have been to detox but for unrelated reasons because i've somewhat controlled my alcohol intake despite still being an alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:29:13 2017 No.9825280 >>9825212 thats pretty good, i do a normally do a night of 750ml and 6 pack of tall boys

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:39:28 2017 No.9825307
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>>9825212
>half a week
It doesn't feel like I've been drinking until it feels like I'm dying. Damn, I type well, especially considering how much I've drank. As much as we talk about crap like this in al/ck threads, you do not won't to be here with us; trust me on that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:46:32 2017 No.9825327 >>9825212 >buy two bottles of 750ml vodka to last me three days >wake up next morning >the second bottle is almost empty

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:28:39 2017 No.9825430 Mailed three girls while drunk. The retardation was strong. Now nursing WD with the few morsels I have remaining, waiting for shops to open in 34 minutes, and sulking. I need this to end. Like, almost anything would be better. So fucking lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:36:32 2017 No.9825453 >>9825430 >Mailed three girls while drunk >mailed you absolute fucking madman can you please contain your behavior

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:04:13 2017 No.9825531 >>9825453 They were ex’s who now have partners. The death threats are imminent

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:04:19 2017 No.9825533 >>9817835 Ouch. Sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:22:42 2017 No.9825576 >>9818183 how do i make biscuits and gravy its not a thing here in australia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:27:02 2017 No.9825589 >>9821084 take a cap though sometime in your pants, if it goes off then say you forgot it was there and then you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:28:52 2017 No.9825595 >>9825453 good post

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:50:57 2017 No.9825641
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs

Hello heartburn my old friend
I see you’re melting me again
Because a cider slowly creeping
Dissolved my chest while I was sleeping
And the acid that was causing pain
Still remains
The pain, won’t silence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:55:25 2017 No.9825649 >>9825641 >complaining about heartburn >ever weak

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:57:50 2017 No.9825657 >>9825649 How so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:01:13 2017 No.9825669 >>9824720 >everytime I drink (twice a month) Stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:04:11 2017 No.9825677 >>9825669 >e stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:07:55 2017 No.9825684 >>9825649 >not being unbearably savaged by heartburn t. Non-al/ck/

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:24:46 2017 No.9825716
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Apparently I went on another drunken spending spree. Fucking hell. Shitloads of excessively expensive kitchen and pc equipment. New laptop (soon to join the broken ones in my silicone graveyard) an Android phone (because FUCK iOS) even though I’m still bound to my phone’s contract for a year, a £159 roasting tray, a fucking wireless meat thermometer which broadcasts the temperature to a digi display, and all manner of other shot which I definitely can’t afford.
Why, alcohol, why ;_;

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:27:14 2017 No.9825721

>>9825716
all bought online I assume?

I cut my credit card up for this reason and this reason only.

At times it's annoying to work around, but I just went to the bank and withdrew enough cash to last me 6 months so I won't need to use a card for anything

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:30:29 2017 No.9825730

>>9825716
>shot
And this, friends, is why I was driven to start this expedition, and why I’ll soon be setting fire to an iphaggot 6s. I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU DO, WHAT I FUCKING WANT MY PHONE TO DO. Android let’s me. Crapple insists it knows better. Impossible to even add swear words to its predictive text dictionary.
GUCK Apple. Guck them all. Absolute shot.
>>9825721
Yep, and I’ve memorised my card details, so there’s no escape. So many thousands wasted on drunken shitpurchases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:31:59 2017 No.9825739 File: 72 KB, 445x459, C1096E1A-C522-498E-B0E1-D8FC314921E3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9825730 >Let’s I give up. Glad on reflection that I just bought a Samsung.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:33:39 2017 No.9825741 >>9825730 just call bank and get card disconnected, don't give me this no escape bullshit

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:36:24 2017 No.9825745

> Be 29.
>Diagnosed with schizophrenia.
>OH GOD SPIRITS ARE EVERYWHERE AND ENERGY VAMPS ARE TAKING MY ENERGY.
>Doctor tells me I can no longer drink without risking a psychotic episode.

I'm wanting to get drunk anyway. Let dem demons get me, I'mma break out the scotch tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:37:03 2017 No.9825748 >>9825741 It’s not bullshit. They say “to cancel your account, simply stop using it”.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:50:06 2017 No.9825775

>>9825745
thats why schizophrenia is one of the most depressing illnesses there are. It usually hits men in their mid to late 20s. Imagine raising a child who is normal and functional in all areas and survives the teenage years without fucking his shit up. He applies for college and gets accepted, maybe has a part time job that he works at and is able to sorta function as an adult.
And then at 25 he goes full blown psychotic out of nowhere from latent schizophrenia and cant survive by himself. Something like 1/10 schizos kill themselves. truly a god awful disease and i hope all of them and you find help that makes life not a living nightmare. sorry if this comes off as condescending, i dont know how else to explain it

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:50:16 2017 No.9825777

>>9825730
what are you talking about, I'm constantly resetting my dictionary to remove words like faggot, tendies, NEET, etc

also you can install most of the popular third party keyboards if you don't mind some dodgy chinese developer siphoning off your keyboard history like android phones do by default, you tech babby

there are legitimate reasons to be mad at apple and maybe 15 years ago there was a faction of actual smart people who had strong but justified opinions about apple

these days 95% of people who bitch about apple are just iphone babbies who wouldn't even have owned a computer before smart phones, are too dumb to learn how to use their shit, and think that complaining will make people think they're really smart

the other 5% are just contrarian loonix fanbois who still go to slashdot and say cringey shit like "micro$oft"

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:51:29 2017 No.9825782

Fuck me. 9.50am, woke at 6am having blacked out as usual and began drinking again, stink like piss, feel like death, and two people just knocked my door.
Fucking CID. Apparently some woman just got raped outside my house.
Awesome little cardiac arrest I just nearly had.
S’all good. They’re looking for “an Asian man of slight build”, not a 6ft3 blob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:52:46 2017 No.9825785 >>9825748 you're a fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:53:36 2017 No.9825788 >>9825777 Apple tries to tell me what I want to do, whereas android doesn’t. The greedy kikes won’t even let me use a bitcoin wallet, in the hope that their shitty crapplepay shit can compete with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:54:39 2017 No.9825790 >>9825785 Explain please

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:12:34 2017 No.9825818

>>9825775

You summed it up perfectly. I had a wonderful childhood, no major trauma, and was going to school. This shit just hit out of nowhere. What sucks the most is that I was raised with a work ethic, and my doctor cut down the hours I can work. I'm doing well on medication, but a little stress can send me spiraling. That stress is why I'm drinking tonight, because it just built up to the point where I'd rather apologize to my doctor than attempt to fall asleep tonight without alcohol.

My parents didn't handle the news at all They're still in denial, and I don't blame them. Who really wants to think that all of their efforts to give someone a healthy, /normal/ life went to shit? I'm honestly lucky that I'm highly functioning. I still have opportunities to work part time, and I volunteer at the library by my house. There are schizophrenics who spend most of their time in the hospital, and I'm lucky that I've only had a few psych-ward visits and some in-patient facility treatments here and there. If I couldn't work at all, I'd be miserable. That's the only social interaction I really get, seeing as I'm afraid of people in general, and being cut off from it would kill me.

I know a lot of people have it worse, and mine seems to get worse over time. I'm not trying to brag or put functioning schizophrenics above the rest, because I know my time is going to come. This illness seems to gradually snowball, and when I see people who have it worse, I feel like I'm looking into my future. Oh well. Tonight, I'm going to enjoy my drink, and chat it up with you guys. What do you like to eat when your depression/schizophrenia/anxiety/bipolar/mental health is acting up? Food can be a real mood lifter for me. I made some rouladen the other day that was just perfect for my mood. The meat was tender, the bacon turned out perfect, and the home-made pickle relish turned out great. I poured a bit of brown gravy on it and ate it with red cabbage and German potato salad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:16:32 2017 No.9825829 >>9825788 >The greedy kikes won’t even let me use a bitcoin wallet go to the "genius bar" and ask them to help you find the "app store", that's where you find the bitcoin wallets, games, and so on

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:20:39 2017 No.9825842

>>9825829
Uh huh. Mycelium perhaps? Easily the best mobile wallet, but the devs refuse to update the software for iOS users after Apple in their fucking ignorance banned btc wallets for a while, so the fees are set at prehistoric levels. It cost me £30 to send £25, because Apple insists on making things difficult. It’s have cost me £1.49 on an Android phone. It’s like an o.s for children whose parents have ultimate control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:21:50 2017 No.9825845 Who’s the kid who keeps angrily posting in threads recently? Can he please fuck off?

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:29:10 2017 No.9825853

>>9825842
I dunno what to tell you. I use bitpay, installed fine, there's a thing where you can set the fees, I installed it the day I moved off my old Nexus. nothing stopped me. maybe do more research? or not. I mean I know what you're going through, in college I went through a phase where everything I did with technology had to be an ideological battle and The Man was trying to pull the wool over my eyes. so I spent all my spare time looking for things to bitch about, instead of solutions. you remind me of me, in a way. but that was back in the days of one device, so being a contrarian on everything was a little bit less impractical. there was just a lot less of "everything"

so, go roll your own ROMs if you must. but I swear to god if you install some bloatware third party android spyware shit (oxygenOS, literally everything samsung has ever pushed, etc), you're a huge hypocrite and a faggot

pure vanilla AOSP and mod it yourself, or you're a poseur

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:29:37 2017 No.9825855 >>9825845 Pretty sure it’s the foreveralone misogynist dickhead from /r9k/. Ever since it was made clear that he can fuck right off and that grils are welcome here, someone has been throwing a tantrum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:32:36 2017 No.9825861 >>9825853 I need more control over my phone than Apple allows. Simple as that. You’re more angry about this than I am, and I’m the one who’s looking at paying for 2 x 2 year contracts. Chill.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:33:55 2017 No.9825864

>>9825855
>>9825845
I'm
>>9825853
>>9825829
>>9825777
are you referring to me? I remember jumping into an alcoholism thread a couple years back and "the regulars" got mad at me for reasons I don't even remember, is this still the special treehouse is just for special alkies culture?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:36:04 2017 No.9825866 >>9825864 If you’re asking whether al/ck/ welcomes cantankerous brats, then the answer is no. And yes, I know those were all your posts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:38:44 2017 No.9825870 >>9825845 >someone angry was posting near me on 4chan sounds like you need a better safespace

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:40:24 2017 No.9825871

>>9825861
>I need more control over my phone than Apple allows
but that's just generic fanboi talk, it doesn't mean anything. it's like in tech support when the user is ranting and raving and you get them to calm down and it turns out their network cable was unplugged and that's the "bug" in the program they wanted to report. mycelium developers not updating the network fee is apple's fault for some reason? come on.
>You’re more angry about this than I am
wanting to understand specifics isn't "angry" any more than asking the end user to check the cable isn't "telling the user he's dumb". I've got my gripes with apple, having started off the memephone thing with several androids in a row, but as a whole these iphones are pretty good devices. one learns to adapt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:40:55 2017 No.9825873 >>9825870 You’re actually spot on. 4chan is just too immature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:42:27 2017 No.9825876 >>9825873 >>>/reddit/

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:43:26 2017 No.9825877

>>9825866
I guess this is the late stage alcoholism talking, where brain damage takes over. somehow from a conversation about Brand X phones, you've concluded I'm male, I hate women, and I'm a regular on a specific board that's got nothing to do with anything under discussion

stuff like this reminds me to keep the drinking under control

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:45:40 2017 No.9825883

>>9825871
>fanboi
Are you from /g/? Don’t think we’ve encountered you lot yet.
I pay almost no attention to my phone. It’s totally insignificant to me what it is, what it costs, what people think of me for owning it. Simply, I want it to do as it’s told, not nanny me into a corner whereby I have to compromise because some people are inclined to open hotgirl.exe.jpg emails from strangers. I know how to use tech, I’d just love to be allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:46:55 2017 No.9825887 >>9825876 Sadly I think you’re onto something

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:47:26 2017 No.9825888 >>9825873 >reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:48:25 2017 No.9825891 >>9825888 Why did you delete the last post? But yes as I said, I think you’re probably right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:51:13 2017 No.9825896 >>9825891 >reddit

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:53:24 2017 No.9825899

>>9825883
I dunno, how do you define "from /g/"? most of my activity on this site is on /ck/, this was the first board I did much on, and has always been, for about the last 10 years. but I've been to /g/, and I'm more or less familiar with the culture of that board, does that make me "from" there?

I woke up early today because glutamine rebound and I noticed that the last few posts in this thread were about something other than "omg I'm dying" or greentext stories about waking up in a pool of your own piss. so I jumped in, because I've got another hour before I have to leave for work. don't worry eventually I will have to leave and then you won't have to deal with someone talking about something other than self destructive behavior.
> Simply, I want it to do as it’s told
but that isn't how computers work, nothing can "do as its told", it's not a person, it's a computer.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:01:15 2017 No.9825907

>>9825899
I dunno man, you sound pretty /g/ to me, s’all. The fights there remind me of Amiga vs Atari in the 80’s. I have no preference who manufactures my phone, I just want it to fucking work. Apple (for example) banning bitcoin wallets for their own profit regardless of what I want, is infuriating. It’s just one example of my telling the device to do something, and Apple selfishly making it impossible.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:07:57 2017 No.9825919

>>9825907
well yeah, it's a 4chan conversation about tech, how can it not "sound /g/"

I would like to see people try to be more concrete about their tech gripes instead of abstracting them 3 or 4 layers away from what's really being complained about. like, fuck, a third party niche app fails to keep up with community standards within the niche counterculture for which it was developed, and that means "apple hates my freedom". the other day I saw someone ranting about how some wireless carrier hates net neutrality because the "free" [sic] phones they sell through their brick & mortar stores have some sort of hardware restriction on what apps you can install. net neutrality is a real concern... carrier locked phones, yeah not so much

it's like the companies are sports teams, nobody cares what's really going on, we just decide to hate Brand X because [buzzwords] and whatever bad stuff happens, no matter how unrelated, it's because [buzzwords]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:09:57 2017 No.9825925 File: 10 KB, 549x200, 200_s.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >alcohol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:12:11 2017 No.9825926 >>9825716 Don't blame the booze. You're a dumbass.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:14:33 2017 No.9825931

>>9825919
It’s not like that, dude. The general feel I get from Apple is that they’re in control, the whole environment is rigid and not malleable like Android. I could give a thousand examples which would sound very trivial, but when they’re so numerous, largely insurmountable and, most importantly, totally fucking unnecessary, the cumulative affect verges in unbearable.
I’ve no idea which “buzzwords” are fashionable. I just want my tech to do as its told.

Can’t even remember how this conversation started.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:15:26 2017 No.9825933 >>9825919 >it's like the companies are sports teams, nobody cares what's really going on, we just decide to hate Brand X because [buzzwords] and whatever bad stuff happens, no matter how unrelated, it's because [buzzwords] this is so true

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:19:10 2017 No.9825936 >>9822315 taper more slowly friend, so that the withdrawals are present but bearable and allow you to function/sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:21:03 2017 No.9825940 >>9822896 cloudy is bad m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:25:32 2017 No.9825950 >>9825873 i too come to Chinese diarrhea-painting forums run by 16 y/os for serious discussion

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:28:03 2017 No.9825952

>>9820804
One time in college, I was walking past a house party. Pizza delivery guy jumps out of his car, but didn't put the brake on(manual) and the car starts rolling downhill.

I jumped in and hit the brakes, then sauntered up to the house and said, 'how about that shit? I think that deserves a slice!'

Everyone went silent and expressionless. I turned around and kept walking back to my apartment and drank a fifth alone. Assholes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:30:10 2017 No.9825958 >>9821701 literally tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:33:14 2017 No.9825962 >>9825952 >things that didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:35:58 2017 No.9825970 >>9825818 what are your main symptoms

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:37:41 2017 No.9825973

>>9825962
Meh, why would I make that up? Pizza guy pulls up in the inclined driveway and jumps out, then I jump in after it rolled like 2 feet.

If I made it up, I'd talk about it being a sorority and them all inviting me in and we went into a big foyer where they all stripped down and then I'd reference Comet Ping Pong and everyone would laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:43:43 2017 No.9825990 hey al/ck/ what good non-sugary drinks mix with vodka? juice is too full of sugar for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:43:46 2017 No.9825991 >>9825933 Only for teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:44:49 2017 No.9825994 >>9825990 Water is king.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:47:13 2017 No.9825997 >>9825990 Tea Lime juice/lemonade Straight Mio

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:55:42 2017 No.9826018 >>9825997 >Tea tea and vodka? never heard that before what kind of tea

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:55:57 2017 No.9826021 >>9825919 I’ve seen some projecting in my time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:56:50 2017 No.9826024 >>9826018 I was thinking like a Long Island Iced Tea, but it may be shit without the 2 cups of sugar they shove in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:57:30 2017 No.9826026 >>9826018 Same. Sounds terrible tbqh. Earl grey might be ok I suppose thanks to its citrus notes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:00:23 2017 No.9826031 >>9826021 remember when that word was at least sometimes used correctly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:01:41 2017 No.9826036 >>9826031 Would it be any less true in proper context?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:03:40 2017 No.9826041 >general

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:04:10 2017 No.9826042 >>9826036 has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:05:09 2017 No.9826046 File: 45 KB, 639x624, 9AF54EAF-4BA0-4362-9E03-C3DD36759475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9826042

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:08:55 2017 No.9826052 >>9826041 Holy fuck you’re super funny and original lmao hehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:09:26 2017 No.9826054 >>9821503 u fucking srs m8 do u know where u are did ur mum say u could post here

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:11:00 2017 No.9826056 File: 142 KB, 600x842, 1511410711141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] may I offer you one of my delicious beverages

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:12:26 2017 No.9826061 File: 32 KB, 500x375, 77CC1144-F096-4A9E-94F7-96EACF13F71C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9826056 Took your fucking time you dumb froge. I’ll take 2.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:12:27 2017 No.9826062

I’ve been on a bender for a few days and hadn’t had much food, but when I try and eat the top of my mouth feels suuuuuper sore, like I just tried to eat stale bread with dry mouth but it doesn’t matter what I’m actually eating.
Does anyone know why this is happening to me? I even tried to take small bites of some greasy af pizza and it still fucked me around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:53:05 2017 No.9826143 >>9826018 ginger tea

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:48:15 2017 No.9826246 >>9825855 >that grils are welcome here No they aren't. 99% of "alcoholic" girls are attention whores who drink a little too much wine. They should stick to /r/cripplingalcoholics like the rest of the fake drunks

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:55:37 2017 No.9826263

>>9826246
Oh for fucks sake.

Intentionally using ‘reddit spacing’ because it’s no longer diminutive to so do.

The one girl with whom you’ve spoken is not representative of the diversity to be found amongst the billions of girls from whom we can choose.

You’re pathetic, anon.

4chins is dead to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:57:14 2017 No.9826267 >>9824757 >not getting rebound pussy from your sis fucking beta

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:58:55 2017 No.9826272 >>9825990 Vermouth. I don't like to mix vodka with anything except pickles/food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:03:19 2017 No.9826282 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, 1512321087723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9825212 I know this feel. I swear im done drinking booze alone after the new year. Every time I do this I feel im one step away from going full an alcohol again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:03:19 2017 No.9826283 File: 29 KB, 598x399, 14454364257865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9826263

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:04:38 2017 No.9826285

>>9825212
Count your lucky stars. And stop drinking.

A 750ml will last me a night, maybe a night and the morning (afternoon, realistically based on my sleep/unconsciousness schedule) after. And that's with copious amounts of beer to wash it down.

Seriously, you don't have it that bad yet. Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:16:44 2017 No.9826316 >>9826263 >being this buttmad lmao reddit truly is the place for you begone swine

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:00:53 2017 No.9826408

back from the shops with my 6 bottles of vodka for the week and food shopping

no need to go out for the next week, time to get comfy shitposting blackout drunk and watching some movies

>clock ticking down until the inevitable drying up of vodka supplies within 4 days

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:39:36 2017 No.9826495 >>9817244 >Drink because my 7 year relationship ended >Drink because ex told me she might be pregnant with my kid >Drink to celebrate when I find out she’s not pregnant. There seems to be one common denominator

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:39:55 2017 No.9826496 >>9826408 Godspeed anon, enjoy your well deserved comfy time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:51:30 2017 No.9826545 >>9826496 I remember when leaving the house used to be a normal activity, not a weekly event that I had to mentally prepare myself for

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:52:53 2017 No.9826553 >>9825940 how bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:15:24 2017 No.9826611 >>9826495 3D is PD

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:43:50 2017 No.9826695 I just got back from the hospital for like the 16th time. I feel like a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:49:10 2017 No.9826705 >>9817663 >I-I'm not the human trash, y-you are I can tell from your opinion try to sober up next time you have to deflect criticism

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:05:04 2017 No.9826753 >>9826062 Yeah you fucking wrecked all of your bodily systems on a bender and now u feel like shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:22:32 2017 No.9826825 >>9825970 Delusions, paranoia, hallucinations, lethargy, social withdrawal, poverty of speech, and dissociation. basically, it's like a little man walks around in my head banging pots and pans and telling me he doesn't like the neighbors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:45:32 2017 No.9826909 >>9826825 well to be fair it's hard to like people who spy on you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:25:23 2017 No.9827035 >>9817244 Almost time for a new one? How about an "I never eat anything edition"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:27:58 2017 No.9827040 >Try to stop drinking >Do okay for the first two days >Upstairs neighbors perform some kind of psychological warfare on me with their children >Non stop all day, cant get away from it >End up drinking because i have no other way to relaz

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:29:52 2017 No.9827046 >>9827040 yeah the only way to relax is to drink, it isn't your fault that you live in the basement under kids. whew close call there

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:58:38 2017 No.9827160 >>9827046 >>9827046 >>9827046 >>9827046

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:11:58 2017 No.9827209 What's the longest you've ever been sober? I seem to be able to go a couple weeks and then relapse again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:13:34 2017 No.9827213 >>9827209 two weeks only tried once in the last 4 years didn't really find it challenging, just made me realise why I drank in the first place because a sober life isn't a life worth living

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:15:48 2017 No.9827220 >>9827213 I prefer it. I can't stand how I get when I'm drunk and people don't hate me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:29:37 2017 No.9827271 >>9827209 with AA, i lasted 17 months now, i'm lucky to go 4 days without a drink

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:33:45 2017 No.9827292

>come home for lunch from work
>see the last swig of whisky in the bottle in a (clean) trash can
>drink it
>~10 minutes later, face starts swelling, throat partially closes up
>call work, tell them I probably don't make it back
>lie in agony for two hours
>swelling is mostly gone, but now hives fucking everywhere

I've never had an allergic reaction or anything. This fucking blows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:34:54 2017 No.9827300 fuck i just ate ra w chicken i thought it was cooked properly but thenb saw it was raw after i ate most of it

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:41:17 2017 No.9827324
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>>9827300
Oh wow, that’s going to be bad. Withdrawals/drunkenness plus campylobacter, ecoli and salmonella.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851740/Warning-contaminated-chickens-70-fresh-supermarket-birds-tainted-campylobacter-food-poisoning-bug.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:53:10 2017 No.9827362 >>9827040 >Plot twist : there's no kids upstairs, it was auditory hallucinations. >>9827213 You still had PAWS after two weeks. PAWS are not worth living for sure, but they don't last a lifetime.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:39:04 2017 No.9827770

>>9817244
Am doing well. Last drink was a few months ago. Almost had a relapse today but car would not start because of the sub-zero temperatures here in the arctic region. Usually become severely depressed when not drunk but ..think I did something clever this time. Whilst on the bottle, I would eat as healthy as I knew how. I go to the tanning salon for the vitamin D. Think my lifestyle made quitting booze easier. Time will tell. Feels great to be sober - have abused alcohol and suffered from addiction for more than two decades.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:28:40 2017 No.9827957 File: 42 KB, 1300x650, HABEEB IT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I should celebrate this but because it's fucking December there's family obligations I hate December

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:07:16 2017 No.9828142 >>9821871 Carbonated water has a good placebo effect for me when I feel for a drink. But I've been drinking beer rather than hard stuff for a while now so that might not work for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:17:55 2017 No.9828176 >>9824720 >everytime I drink (twice a month) You're not an alcoholic just an idiot and when you mix that with being shit faced and not being used to being drunk you do really stupid shit.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:27:44 2017 No.9828203

>>9817244
How do I recognize the signs in my younger brother? Drinking is a national past time for young people here (Slav) but he really started going to town with it when he started college. He binge drinks at least twice a week but it's mostly a social thing. He doesn't drink alone, which I always had in my mind as a surefire sign of alcoholism. Should I be worried or is it a normal young adult thing (I wouldn't know I've never partied that much)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:30:19 2017 No.9828212 >>9826246 >99% of "alcoholic" girls are attention whores who drink a little too much wine Those aren't alcoholics anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:45:10 2017 No.9828256 >>9828203 Young people liking to get shit faced together is perfectly normal. It's very easy to drink alone without anyone finding out though so don't be so sure of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:15:05 2017 No.9828392 >>9821871 by benzos or analogue benzos or you'll have a seizure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:17:54 2017 No.9828407 NEW THREAD >>9828403 NEW THREAD >>9828403 NEW THREAD >>9828403

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:48:13 2017 No.9828536 File: 41 KB, 387x365, 1509910986414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9817244 >Woman >Depressed. Women can get sex at any instant. Why would they be sad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:25:15 2017 No.9828654 >>9827292 that probably wasn't whiskey

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:28:01 2017 No.9828665 >>9827300 sounds like a trip to the emergency room was in order hope you're alright

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:31:56 2017 No.9828679 >>9828654 you don't think he just drank some trash piss do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:44:39 2017 No.9828939 >>9828212 No shit

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