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>>9814856>that dribble at the end HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>9814760Holy shit, that is impressive.
>>9814766>cutting the hand you're holding the knife withalmost impressive
>>9814776this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. it's not any faster than using a proper technique and it's reinforcing a terrible habit of cutting towards yourself
>>9815162[Darude Sandstorm intensifies]
>>9814817This posses me off
>>9815196So you can carve ice...now do it with precision with a chainsaw like most ice sculptists do
>>9815196>one grass of ice>rou tip?
>>9815196Literally a waste of time. Anybody who's willing to pay for this pretentious crap deserves to get overcharged.
>>9815196I hate this.
>>9815310desu senpai tastes great with some honey mustard
>>9815310Looks better than I thought it would
I just want to say I'm enjoying all of the new content lately. keep it up encoders
>>9814786wat dis from
>>9814754Just like my wife. Never swallows
>>9814776>*taps the knife*
>>9815013looks good, but the refrigeration seems unnecessary
>>9815363>>taps the knife*
>>9815358Lurk more, newfag
>>9814770how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>9814754I love Peruvian food.
>>9815265You literally have to be invited to even be allowed to pay for this crap, so I wouldn't worry too much
>>9815399god bless you anon
>>9815304Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.
>>9815399I had this idea last thread you're welcome.
>>9814786>you don't have to tell me anything>you just have to eat thisSomeone post the screenshot this is based on please!
>>9815475What is the stuff she piles on from the big pot
>>9815013>that pixelation as the beer can is shoved up the bird's ass>>>/h/
>>9815322yo Tsukiji fish market is cool and all but the fish smells is overpowering and there is stanky fish water fucking everywhere, like my sneakers were drenched by the time i was done walking through that place. but i did score some bombass squid jerky and got to see some tinned whale meat.
>>9814762mmm corn oooze
>>9815554I think it's corn
>>9815500I stole it from you, sorry anon
>>9815322I can't imagine a fish that big actually tastes too good
>>9815669Do you not like tuna?
>>9815671Your girl aint too bad, but I've had better.
>>9814817everyy fcjing thread
>>9815147do you not see the metal glove on her hand
>>9815686You could always make some OC rather than bitching about your helpings like the subservient faggot you are
>>9814817avocado literally has the same fucking texture as butterwhat the fuck is with this trend of just eating giant fucking chunks of itI hate this planetalso the yolk split, fuck him he can't do anything right
>>9815013Looks good, but why not use a good beer instead?
>>9814751on my godis the crab ok?
>>9814856why would anyone even think of doing this
>>9815786did he died?
>>9815577this is one of the dumbest things I've ever fucking seen for food.It's like a strawberry rebuilt to be ice cream but probably shittier in every way and overly sweet.
>>9815786Tyson Chicken™"Making nuggets and vegans since 1992"
>>9815196Why are the japanese like this?
>>9815013hmm, delicious toxic paint
>>9815183it's not like he'r gonna backe it afterward.... right?
>>9815013>heating up a aluminium can inside your foodffs they now make stainless steel containers for this so you don't wind up eventually poisoning yourself.
>>9815304Is that why the USA are nearly at war with Korea?
>>9815552>"How to get hypertension for 20$"
>>9815736lava is full of toxic shit that's really not a good idea.
>>9815013>onion powder>garlic powdery tho
>>9815743Guacamole is pretty decent to put on a burrito, but I don't get the trend at all either.
>>9815162I'd fire the cunt for taking too long to make pizzas, to be honest.
>>9815265It's pretty common in bars in Japan that cost over $5 a drink to drink at.
>>9815363It helps you to orient yourself in space to provide for a more predictable outcome you fucking nigger.
>>9815786I'm frying chicken right now.
Is it bad that I really like watching chefs kill animals (as long as they're not mammals)?
>>9815396He has to cook them all before he's allowed to leave
>>9816025well shit, no wonder he's so surly then
>>9814770>>9815396>>9816025>>9816060Am I having a stroke? I feel like this is actually the 5th time I've seen this exact conversation
>>9816080Welcome to /ck/.
>>9815577What a waste of time
>>9814760 imm a cut this shit but hold on let me dull the fuck out of these nails so i can look cool
>>9815147i mean it is slightly faster but not enough to be worth it
>>9815874I really don't understand how someone could be hungry after this
>>9815623>squid jerkytell more, ive never considered dried seafood
>>9816132It's supposed to be dead, right?
>>9816167Meh. Dead, alive... a chinaman doesn't care much one way or the other.
>>9815736Haven't there been tourists who fall into lava pools due to unstable surfaces in places like that
>>9814751Is this what skynet has planned for us?
>>9815162>>>>>Uses training pizza blank>>>>>not real dough>>>>>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>9814751mankind was a mistake
>>9815912It was part of a thing to get "pizza dancing" recognised by UNESCO as a protected cultural artform like flamenco and yoga
>>9815196jesus christ, favreau, it's just ice
>>9816080There are certain images that if you post there is a stock reply you will get. I will demonstrate.
>>9816512not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>9816512>>9816515And boom goes the dynamite. Thanks for playing.
>>9816516This isn't the same without the interstellar music
>>9816503This looks like something out of Quake
>>9816512This guy has autism or aspergers I absolutely guarantee it
>>9816527Or Parkinsons, as the filename suggests.
>>9816515Pay attention. He spreads the cocain on his gums
>>9816522Somebody post this.
>>9814770bruhi would eat the shit out of that
>>9814817ketofags are cancer
>>9815162is that christopher meloni
>>9816162Not that guy, but squid jerky is pretty good. Dried cuttlefish is fantastic.
>>9815304I was expecting puke porn tßh
>>9815864my thoughts exactly
>>9815196"after an hour of hard work, I have perfectly cut this ice to the shape of a cup">why not just freeze water inside of the cup"I...uh..."
>>9814770>His punishment for stealing an egg in previous life
>>9815736edward penis hands
>>9815786For anyone wondering, this is a macerator that they use to kill sickly or male chicks on egg farms. These aren't being ground up to use as food.
>>9815799to attract a m8, m8
>>9816656>or maleSo it's ok to murder a living thing simply because it was born as male?
>>9816633So it's clear ice.
>>9816665use better water
>>9816623Didn't think the ink would run out so fast
>>9816512Did he do a bump of coke?
>>9816686I mean what's he doing with pinky in nose? The customers don't like ti see someone do that while handling food.
>>9816660only if its white
>>9815465>Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts?Would it really, anon?
>>9816633That breaks the glass.
>Have to eat chocolates in numerical order>Cannot start the next one till you finished the rest>Cannot rip off the doors or you loseLA Beast does it again
>>9814770kek'd at the filename
>>9815874What even is this creature?Also>Nutted but she still sucking
>>9816167It's missing a head, so yeah it's dead
>>9815586it's probably because they didn't have permission to show the label of the beer.
>>9816707there's ways around it.the point is that you don't have to sculpt it by hand from a square block. there are other ways to mold an ice cube.
>>9814760not that impressive if you know how to use a knife. first of all, the whole nails through a board thing is a classic physics demonstration of pressure = force / area. just search "bed of nails" if you want an explanation for why a balloon wouldn't pop when pushed against multiple nails. next, the cleaver is extremely sharp, so he's basically just letting the knife do the work. the blindfold is essentially pointless. if you know how to hold the food and rock with it in thin slices, the demonstration is basically muscle memory.
>>9815304there's some kind of sexual innuendo here
>>9816738Everyone knows that. The process gives it value. People don't go to bars to buy drinks; they buy drinks to be at bars.
>>9816488Yeah, but then there's vapefags...
>>9815554>>9815639looks like garbanzos to me
>>9816747Bed of nails is not the same as four nails.
>>9816515LIKE A CLOCKWORK
>>9814786YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>9814770>filename>not surly king of the egg fortREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9816705is that Asian chick nearby? I've got a semi on standby.
>>9816738you're not paying attention, the dude makes a diamond shape.
A few spam themed ones, inspired by the spam thread.
CNN report on Japan's spam burger.
>>9815162Yeah, me too, like a pizza that has been collecting dust from rolling on a pizza artisans' arms and legs for forever
>>9816504Like a clockwork
>>9816841I like the kid grimacing before going ham, it's like the hesitation before slitting wrists
>>9816845Why is he using a folding knife in a kitchen?
>>9816840use a diamond mold
>>9816845Why is he using a fucking folding knife, also holy shit those poor drowned eggs
>>9816512Heroin is helluva of a drug
>>9816845>cooking egg with chopsticks>cutting nread with folding knifeWhat a stupid fag
>>9816845>spam instead of real ham, sausage, or belly>disgusting amounts of oil>untoasted bun>no cheese>separated eggs with broken yolkwhat exactly is ultimate about this? it's a slightly more expensive mcdonald's sandwich
>>9816665you can have clear ice by using boiling water that goes right into the freezer
Some more eggslut cause you guys liked him so much.
>>9816878that's really fucking inefficient
>>9816875That sandwich is shit, but the bread was toasted, I'll give them that, at least. Not that I'd expect much from a restaurant called Eggslut.
>>9816885then I guess I better grab my ice pick for maximum efficiency
>>9816883Just salt and sugar?I guess one might as well try it once.
>>9816885how? It takes all of 5 minutes to boil water and no effotr at all to fill your tray and stow it in the freezer. If you happen to have cup shaped ice trays than its simple as that.In what world is that inefficient?
>>9816901that's corn in that cup! That's genius!
>>9816846Spam there is of better quality than it is in the US though.
>>9816875He actually makes a version with pork chops instead of spam for philistines like you that can't appreciate the subtle nuances of spam.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
>>9816905subtle nuances of SALTthis one looks much better desu
>>9816700Well I admit I don't fully understand what the appeal of this video is meant to be, but I figure the sticky glaze would at least be reminiscent of cumming (jizz) on her face.
>>9815864it seems like no matter what job they have, no matter how menial it is, japs have an obsession with becoming masters at it.I'm sure that this guy's only job is cutting ice and he's spent his whole life under a ice cutting master to become the best at it.not that there's anything wrong with it, I guess taking pride in your work is always virtue
>>9815669tuna and whale taste great
>>9816899inefficient for the fridge, since you're heating the freezer unnecessarily
>>9817001are you really worried about the effects that a few cups of hot water at most have on a goddamn freezer?
>>9817014I think you can break it this way, better not to do it
>>9814776>tapping the knife. why do retards actually do this
>>9817041no you can't you stupid fuckbut you will raise the temperature of the entire freezer which is bad for the contents and will increase energy consumption to return it to equilibrium.
>>9817048it makes fridge use up its potential faster, thus breaking it. Better avoid doing this stuff altogether
>>9814754What a strange potato
>>9815552the bacon is fucking raw
>>9817053so does watching TV on your TVor typing on your keyboardor sitting on your bedor drinking your soy milk
>>9815577>that'll be $80 each plus tip.
>>9816660ask the chinese,they've been mass aborting females since the one child policy
>>9817056you can use your bed normally or be morbidly obese thus cutting its life expectancy
>>9815786at least it's quick damn.
>>9815786EVERY TIME I SEE THIS WEBM IT MAKES ME ANGRY
>>9817048>and will increase energy consumption to return it to equilibrium.I think you can tank the dollar extra on your bill, Scott
>>9816512picking his fucking nosegets me every time.
>>9817062if you're some fagot who sleeps for 8.5 hours a night instead of 8, you might as well just throw away your bed now
>>9817061>one child policywhat year do you think it is?
>>9815799Practice for deepthroating. If the butter get stuck it will melt on its own
>>9816904seeing as it's a US import, no it's fucking not
>>9817072I think being obese is gonna push the boundaries of bed's endurance faster than sleeping .5 hours more
>>9814746When I watch OP's webm, my first afterthought is "craft" and "skill". Show me Jiro pulling that kind of shit with a piece of fish+rice, then we'll talk.
>>9815162Wow, the pancake autist has really improved.
>>9817121The sushi-haters are even more unbearable than vegans in how they have to shoehorn their ideology into every conversation
>>9815786Are they ok?
>>9815304This girl must be extremely rich.
>>9816080Redditors do this all the time. They will see a funny or clever response, and then just repeat that whenever the specific image is posted. I hate Hiro for not having them banned on sight.
>>9815220Most ice sculptors use the similar tools to wood carvers, the chainsaw is only for beginning a piece.
>>9817345>soyboy attempts eating like a man.webm
>>9817356who, aside from professional athletes, in their right mind would eat 4k+ calories a day every day?
>>9817345Just thinking about eating fast food for every meal and drinking soda all day makes me feel like shit
>>9816646I was in that thread
>>9817364Anyone who spends 2k+ calories every day, for example, a man
>>9817356to be fair that is just way too much fucking soda
>>9814817This is why millennial can't afford houses.
>>9816841I like spam
>>9815577science has truly gone too far
>>98173762k is not 4k. Most full-sized men have a BMR of around 1800 to 2200. Warren Buffet does not work in construction, he is a businessman, so there's no way his TDEE should exceed 2500 calories. The only reason for the extra calories is if he exercises to the point of burning 1500 calories a day, which would come out to 2.5 hours of full-intensity, active exercise (3 hours if your breath-catching breaks between intervals add up to 30 minutes).This is not a "manly" amount of food, this is the diet of a professional athlete or pure excess.
>>9816503>Mr. Krabbs Wild Ride
>>9817446oh yeah, the alternative is just that he does a shitload of uppers, which wouldn't surprise me. Lines of cocaine and speed just burn right through your caloric consumption.
>>9814751this deeply upsets me
>>9814751>This kills the crab
>>9815304ok that got a genuine laugh out of me
>>9816895get these hotheads out of here!
>>9816845I can hear his breathing through the screen
>>9815786needs more cannibal corpse
/ck/ keeping it FRESH with all these NEW webms.
>>9817364Donald Trump does it. Successful men eat big to get big. Both Trump and Buffet are very successful, so I would say that it's the successful man diet.
>>9817345he's probably kept alive by expensive doctors and pure greed
>>9817446didn't you watch Death Note? :^)
>>9816684it's not inkthey turn their chromatophores black to imitate the pavementthen central nervous system control goes away and the chromatophores default to zero, so you see their real color
>>9817548Headlines regarding Trump’s diet are retarded. I would call him a degenerate when it comes to food but that’s the last thing I’m concerned about when it comes to him.
>>9814760why do asians do this shitwho cares
>>9815368brining, my dude. although to be fair i think you'd need to refrigerate it longer to get a good brine.
>>9816883gots to be MAPP gas
>>9815396one does not simply /leave/ the egg fort
>>9816660Sorta. If they don't kill the males off this way they are going to murder each other anyways.Chickens are murderous, cannibalistic monsters. Especially the male ones, as they are competing for the females.
>>9815471>that drawingwhat the fuck are you doing here dennis
>>9817121>my first afterthought is "craft" and "skill".after reading that post, my first afterthought is "ignorant" and "stupid".
>>9816167its an eel, its very dead but an eels body is basically one giant muscle so it has a ton of spasms n shit after it dies. i dont think eels feel shit in life either desu.
>>9816660>So it's ok to murder a living thing simply because it was born as male?FEMINISM 101
>>9818303Man are useless except as sperm doners
>>9818364Not sure how it's /ck/ related but fuck that was hilariousImagine that being your final moment
>>9817626>this is considered important news nowadaysMan, they are desperate for any story involving the president.
>>9818331>grow up in hispanic household>parents and grandparents put lime on mcfucking EVERYTHING>can't stand lime nowat least a have an acquired taste for pineapple soda
>>9815874I hate asian culture's boner for eating things so fresh theyre still alive. For god's sake swiftly kill it when it arrives at the table and then cook it. It's like they enjoy watching it suffering unnecessarily. They have a sick sadistic insect-like mentality.
>>9818393It's already dead you fucking idiot.
>>9815736>>9816254It's not so much the lava that killsIt's the gasses that getcha first
>>9818364>>9818364What a dipshit.
>>9818460>>9818369its fucking fake. lava doesn't flow like water.you are a subhuman moron for thinking its real.
>>9814760he needs to sharpen his nails
>>9818393>meat comes from the store
>>9818364They definitely didnt just recolor the ocean orange to look like lava.
>>9818493How can you explain the flames and explosion then, Sherlock???
>>9818497I hope you're just japing friend
>>9818196damn was this real?
>>9818529No it was a pracitcal joke by him but I remember it went down really poorly, a lot of people complained because they were traumatized
>>9818497Ever seen those volcano scientists that go close to lava for science? Ever notice they wear full body heat resistant suits? Ever think maybe it's because if they got that close to that much lava they'd be roasted? See how she isn't wearing one?? She would be burning before losing her footing.
>>9818364fake and gay
>>9818529he's known for playing pranks on people
>>9818398Nigga you blind or stupid?
>>9816747>basically muscle memoryyeah thats what makes it impressive you fuckwit
>>9815876I always wondered if this was dangerous, used to smoke a gravity bong all the time and we'd fashion a little bowl out of tin foil. Brb dyin
>>9817932>tfw forgot to activate my almonds before elevating my eggs
>>9815265You will never be able to afford to eat somewhere with this level of service, don't fret over it pleb
>>9818497>Sherlock???you must be more subtle, this is what gave you away
>>9818567It has no head buttfucker
>>9815369I'd prefer it with Kansas City bbq sauce but that looks fucking heavenly.
>>9814762am Canadian, can confirm this is true
>>9816714Man, he's handosome I would blow him but I wouldn't swallow it.
>>9817092>white paint>plaster paris>chromium red pigment>fake blood>sweet potato chips>rubber pellets
>>9817121Stop baiting while your intelligence is not enough
>>9817345Soyboy can't handle the meatPff
>>9818533It's a safe for family show kind of, imagine a kid seeing that, I can imagine they're shocked.