/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9811382]

>42 ounces
>8.1% alcohol
>$1.95

There's literally no reason not to be drinking Steel Reserve.

[Anonymous No.9811391]

>>9811382
Besides the fact it tastes like shit. On a side note, why is /ck/ filled with poorfags?

[Anonymous No.9811395]

Oh my god they made the switch to resealable plastic bottles. If you're drinking "beer". Out of a pop bottle, it's best to cut your losses and kys.

[Anonymous No.9811412]

>>9811382
Plastic bottle is shit, but did the maths on this and this would save me about $4.36 (a little more once tax is factored in) for the same I get from a handle of the shit tier I get from a glass liquor.

[Anonymous No.9811425]

>>9811391
Give me all your monies and things will change, famalam.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811443]

Drink malt liquor ONLY malt liquor

[Anonymous No.9811450]

>>9811443
keep up the good work but also kys namefag

[Anonymous No.9811456]

>>9811395
>he isn't an alcoholic on the go

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811460]

>>9811450

uhhhhhhhh actually

*it's a tripcode*

[Anonymous No.9811463]

>>9811443
>black and red basic as shit old navy flannel
just wow

[Anonymous No.9811466]

>>9811460
haha funny my man

[Anonymous No.9811470]

>>9811450
plus a fucking hipster

[Anonymous No.9811472]

>>9811391
>Besides the fact it tastes like shit. On a side note, why is /ck/ filled with alcoholics?
fixed

[Anonymous No.9811477]

>>9811463
that's red and navy jackass

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811483]

>>9811463

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811494]

>>9811483

[Anonymous No.9811496]

>>9811483
That's not even a real sip you bitch

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811499]

>>9811494

>>9811496

gotta take the pics somehow

[Anonymous No.9811507]

>>9811483
>>9811494
>it's a useless tripfag attention whores thread

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811509]

>>9811507

better than being an anonymous virgin

[Anonymous No.9811510]

>>9811494
What's with the gay hipster shit.

[Anonymous No.9811532]

>>9811443
>being a faggot

[Anonymous No.9811533]

>>9811382
It taste bad and a Hurricane high grav is the same price with 0.5% less alcohol but is actually drinkable

[Anonymous No.9811545]

>>9811395
Right?

Another thing that bugs me about Steel Reserve is when people post pics of their Hungry Man dinner and are drinking a Steel Reserve with it. How disgusting. How can they not puke it right back up.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811550]

>>9811533

batten down the hatches

batten down your fucking toupee

you dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.9811571]

Dry sherry is like 15%+ alcohol and pretty cheap and smooth drinking. Its takes a lot less to get buzzed and people will think you are being classy.

Sweeter liqueurs are even crazier with alcohol well over 20%.

[Anonymous No.9811584]

>>9811483
>he doesn't put his whole mouth over the nozzle

[Anonymous No.9811610]

>>9811443
>>9811463
Enjoy the filter ugly nu-male soiboi

[Anonymous No.9811619]

>want to be drunk
>can already tell it exacerbated my depression

[Anonymous No.9811628]

>>9811499
>unopened can

kys

[Anonymous No.9811630]

>>9811499
you're brake fluid is low shitfuck, top that shit off.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811633]

>>9811610

what filter?

:^)

[Anonymous No.9811643]

steel reserve tastes sour, shit is horrid

oe 800 is my brand

[Anonymous No.9811689]

>>9811483
Im p sure I went to high school with you

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9811727]

>>9811689

which state

[Anonymous No.9811773]

>>9811532
I love a good fag toss event...we used to have them all the time here back in the day...

[Anonymous No.9811827]

>>9811630
>you're brake fluid
I'm pretty sure he isn't brake fluid

[Anonymous No.9811849]

>>9811382
There is in that in that Steel Reserve isn't sold in Alberta.

[Anonymous No.9811862]

reee why is alcohol so cheap in murica

[Anonymous No.9811890]

>>9811443
You look like a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.9811895]

>>9811382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

[Anonymous No.9811896]

>>9811727
Tx

[Anonymous No.9811903]

>>9811382
>>$1.95
damn dude 40s are 3$ here minimum. does your price include tax?

[Anonymous No.9811905]

Or you could buy a gallon of 13-15% Carlo Rossi (who as a bonus looks like your zio with bell's palsy) for $15 and keep the bottle for storing urine. Your choice OP, but I think it's pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.9811911]

>>9811382
>$1.95
were its 3.65 here in cali

[Anonymous No.9811915]

>$1.95
Where? They're fucking $3 where I'm at

[Anonymous No.9811926]

>>9811443
>late 2010's beanie fashion
>Flanel
>Massively oversized square glasses
>Lips tightly pursed together, not even drinking
>That pathetic numale scruff
>Clear dorm room setting
>>>/r/eddit
Not a single facet of anything you bring to the table belongs here.

[Anonymous No.9811944]

I prefer the 42 oz plastic bottles.

It's harder to conceal the can opening noise from my parents. Also empty cans start to stink after a few days. Also cans make too much noise when carrying out the garbage and my parents might hear.

[Anonymous No.9811949]

>>9811944
faggot gimp

[Anonymous No.9811958]

we drink we faggot friendly version in the breakroom at work

[Anonymous No.9811985]

>>9811382
Does anyone have the link to the video of that black dude drinking steel reserve before he goes to work, that he pulls from a stash in his closet, and eventually throws up for drinking room temperature HG beer?

[Anonymous No.9812006]

>>9811944
> can opening noise
Get the glass bottles then you retard
How fucking young are you?

[Anonymous No.9812009]

>>9812006
steel doesn't come in glass bottles. also they make too much noise in the trash.

[Anonymous No.9812034]

>>9812006
16
>>9812009
>steel doesn't come in glass bottles
dam you are 16

[Anonymous No.9812073]

Just fuck up everything at once and drink Axe-Head.

[Anonymous No.9812099]

>>9812073
>Axe-Head
damm 11% never heard of it were you live?

[Anonymous No.9812115]

>>9812099
literally says right on the bottle ya dingus

[Anonymous No.9812121]

>>9812115
says were its imported from not sold ya dingus

[Anonymous No.9812143]

>>9811382
camo ice AKA rotgut

[Anonymous No.9812158]

>>9811443

Is that a SteelworldWide reference?

[Anonymous No.9812542]

>>9811443
Hello furry

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9812978]

>>9812158

Yeah

>>9812542

Hi

[Anonymous No.9812990]

>>9811382
If I drink a lot of beer or malt liquor - enough to pass the fuck out - it really fucks up my guts.
I switched to cheap wine years ago.

[Anonymous No.9813306]

>>9811545
Because those people have more on their minds than shitty food choices.

[Anonymous No.9813328]

>>9811944
My fuck, this picture needs to be the banner for /ck/

[Anonymous No.9813332]

hangovers are the only reason I haven't died from liver failure

[Anonymous No.9813872]

>>9811382
Smells like wet grain, tastes like cheap beer that has something wrong with it but you can't quite put your finger on it

[Anonymous No.9813885]

I personally prefer a nice 40 of Mickey's, the superior premium malt liqour

[Anonymous No.9813935]

>>9811905
I went to buy one yesterday but this store only stocks 2 at a time. I sent them a message over the summer telling them to increase stock, had to buy shitty wine anyways.

I prefer to burn my beer bottles and the logistics of drinking 5x 40oz bottles every day and dealing with the glass trash stop making sense after day two when you have 2 square feet of trash to get rid of.
I crush the plastics and every three or four days I haul a grocery bag off. I don't get trash service so you can't convince me to go back to glass and have a backpack full of glass every day I leave the house.

Also, Milwaukee's best ice 42/ $2.00 each, one beer mug and you're set. Steel is just nasty and can't be fixed, but other beers level out in taste when aerated. I would never put the cap back on the bottle if I was you guys unless you're prone to spilling shit.

[Anonymous No.9813949]

if someone offered me one for free I would not only refuse but also be insulted

[Anonymous No.9813957]

>>9813949
I bet you eat a lot of products with soy in them

[Anonymous No.9813976]

>>9811926
>caring this much about someone's appearance
Your outward appearance is simply a vehicle for trying to get laid. You sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9813996]

>>9811391
the NEET life ain't easy

[Anonymous No.9814233]

>>9811499
>speedometer tops out at 85

The assblasted state of all/ck/
SIPBOYS 2017
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2017

[Anonymous No.9814251]

>>9814233
>sip posters
>buying american cars
color me surprised

[Anonymous No.9815719]

>>9813957
I bet YOU think Earth is flat.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9816084]

>>9815719

It is

[Anonymous No.9816124]

>>9811382
beer already tastes like shit. I can't imagine how awful this must taste.

[Anonymous No.9816154]

>>9811391
Pipe down, princess, it isn't that serious.

[Anonymous No.9816204]

>>9811460
This isn’t Reddit namefag fuck off downboats for you

[Anonymous No.9816214]

It's an excellent value, just make sure to drink something that tastes better beforehand so your taste buds are dulled. And be ready for heartburn

[Anonymous No.9816229]

>750 ml
>12% alcohol
$3.00
This is why I don't drink Steel Reserve.

[Anonymous No.9816260]

>>9811911
>>9811915
it really depends on the store.

[Anonymous No.9816262]

>>9812143
brings back really bad memories. tastes like a janitor pissed in a bucket and used the piss to mop the restroom floor after an orgy and squeezed it out into your mouth

[Anonymous No.9816277]

>>9816229
wine headache is immensely worse than beer.

[Anonymous No.9818219]

>>9811443
You're cute, wanna fuck?

[Anonymous No.9818274]

>>9811382
Steel Reserve is unpleasant.

It's the shit you drink when you're already drunk off the better stuff.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9818775]

>>9818219

which state are you in?

[Anonymous No.9818801]

At $1.54/can, this is the best value for alcohol in my city. 24 ounces, 10% alcohol, so 2.4 ounces of alcohol per can which is equivalent to 6 ounces, or 4 full shots of 80-proof liquor. I'm drinking two today and just finished the first one. They taste like destitution, hopelessness, and failure to achieve life goals.

[Anonymous No.9818884]

>>9816214
This is actually the proper way to do it. Open with a few decent beers, finish your evening with that swill once you're good and drunk and your tastebuds will be none the wiser

[Anonymous No.9818943]

>not buying a big fucking bottle of Caliber, Sobieski, Wolschmidt or Fleischmanns for 10 dollars and bringing the fight straight to your liver's doorstep

[Anonymous No.9818963]

>>9818801
there's been more than once when i spent multiple minutes in the beer aisle in deep contemplation trying to decide if i could afford the extra 20 cents to "treat" myself to a can of steel reserve instead of getting earthquake.

[Anonymous No.9818967]

>>9811391
You won't notice it taste like diabetic piss after youre about 1/4th the way through

[Anonymous No.9819020]

>>9818963
Same here, except I was deciding between 4 cans of Earthquake vs a 15-pack of Keystone Ice. Gonna buy two more cans of Earthquake, fuck it, I'm not as drunk as I want to be.

[Anonymous No.9819120]

>>9819020
Well, the store was out of Earthquakes until whenever the beer truck delivers more, so I picked up 2 cans of Natty Daddy. Just took a double dose of multivitamins and chugged a liter of water, I should be fine tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9819809]

>>9818943
Oh god not Caliber

Fuck

[Anonymous No.9820662]

>>9819120
I wish Natty Daddy was cheaper. Somehow, it has 20% fewer calories than steel reserve

[Anonymous No.9820846]

>>9811895
thank you for linking this