Al/ck/ General:

[Anonymous No.9811222]

How's everyone's Friday? Why arnt you drinking yet?

[Anonymous No.9811225]

>>9811222
I'm smoking and contemplating eating a pound of bacon by myself

[Anonymous No.9811232]

vodka master race tier

[Anonymous No.9811252]

>>9811232
>buys abolut
What a fag, get real vodka that costs like 8 bucks and tastes like dying. Kek at the "look, I'm a badass" attempt.

[Anonymous No.9811266]

>>9811252
kek, i like absolut and lol your a poorfag

[Anonymous No.9811277]

>>9811252
>>9811266
You're both poorfags... this is the only correct vodka

[Anonymous No.9811278]

>>9811266
poorfag indeed, but for reals, what's with the overcompensation pic

[Anonymous No.9811280]

>>9811232
>>9811266
Not even him but you’re a fucking faggot for posting that photo

[Anonymous No.9811283]

>>9811278

i normally only post on k you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.9811284]

>>9811277
Oh my god just when we thought nobody could fit more cocks in their mouth, then you post.

[Anonymous No.9811285]

Sadly drinking as much of this 30 rack of Bush I can....

[Anonymous No.9811291]

>>9811285
fucking hillbilly

[Anonymous No.9811292]

I have 5 shitty beers and 3 good beers, in what order do I consume them?

[Anonymous No.9811307]

>>9811283
Go back. al/ck and firearms don’t mix, we’re nice people not liddle benis slingers.

[Anonymous No.9811316]

>>9811277
>downloads internet pic
>i haf de moanies lel poorfags
Wouldn't want that french shite anyway. I like Tito's, but I drink fucking diesel cuz money.

[Anonymous No.9811318]

>>9811292
A good one first.

[Anonymous No.9811320]

>>9811307
fuckin pussy

[Anonymous No.9811323]

Drank 12 beers Weds night and 18 yesterday. Today I've had 3 so far to ramp down. Not worried about withdrawals but it never hurts to play it safe.

[Anonymous No.9811326]

>>9811292
Good beer, good beer, shitty beer, good beer, rest of the shitty beers. Find a glass to chug the shitty beers out of, it’s easier/faster than the pop top mouth gap.

[Anonymous No.9811330]

>>9811292
1 good beer first for flavor, then 5 shitty beers for buzz, then 2 remaining good beers for maximum buzzed enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.9811331]

>>9811318
okay, well it was 6 and 4, so far it's
good
bad
bad

[Anonymous No.9811332]

>>9811291
Fuck off anon it was $12.99

[Anonymous No.9811336]

>>9811320
You are what you eat lemao
But seriously you have to go back to r/firearms or your special k

[Anonymous No.9811342]

>>9811320
I'm sure plenty of people here like guns, but acting like a bigshit because of it is pretty gay, bro. I want to give you a big ol' reassuring grope of your cellulite ass with no homos attached to let you know I'm trying to do you a solid with this advice. ;D

[Anonymous No.9811348]

This is an 11 dollar bottle of beer near me:

[Anonymous No.9811352]

Is this shit alright or is meme rum?

[Anonymous No.9811354]

>>9811222
>Have cognac in the fridge at my old house.
>I'm in a different city
>Won't be back for sometime
What spirit should I make?
I was thinking sugar shit and putting mixed berry in there. Deer corn is cheap this year.
So, maybe I'll make whiskey.
Decisions, decisions.

[Anonymous No.9811357]

>>9811342
wow eat a dick bitch :3

[Anonymous No.9811360]

>>9811222
Why is yellow fizzy beer so good

[Anonymous No.9811361]

>>9811323
>>9811292
>>9811285
>>9811348

>he fell for the empty carbs meme
>he can still get drunk off of beer

[Anonymous No.9811365]

>>9811361
I want to switch to gin and tonics, but I would /feeeel/ bad buying a bottle of gin.

[Anonymous No.9811371]

>>9811354
Or you can walk to your local liquor store, and buy a bottle of whiskey like a normal alcoholic

[Anonymous No.9811376]

>>9811352
All rum is meme rum but that stuff compares better than the rest of it in it’s price range for sure. Higher proof, too.

[Anonymous No.9811381]

>>9811371
I could do that.
But I have a still and It's cheaper than a bottle of Malibu.
Plus, it's nice to shoot the breeze and watch the stars while you're distilling.

[Anonymous No.9811387]

>>9811371
Lol
>whiskey
>alcoholic
You’re cute, anon.
Normally I try and keep condescension out of these threads, but you started it.

[Anonymous No.9811388]

>>9811376
good to hear, i am planning to wear an eyepatch and get drunk with that shit

[Anonymous No.9811394]

my go to drink, you may ask?
miller lite with a shot of coconut flavored rum

my go to drink you may ask?
2 parts fireball, one part milk

my go to drink you may ask?
whiskey and lemonaide

[Anonymous No.9811430]

Okay guys, I have a wormwood tree on order. How do I kill myself on absinthe?

[Anonymous No.9811436]

>it’s DUMPING rain
>let’s up for a bit
>leave to get food
>still raining too hard for me to left off my road towards fast food
>say “fuck it” and go to publix
>not raining too hard when I park
>spend 6 minutes there
>it is torrentially squalling when I come out
>mosesplshelpme.jpg
>make it home soaking wet
I have a pubsub, switched clothes, threw on a few winter jackets, and am on my back porch with a stoge and four back to back shots of vodka in me.
Breddy comfy desu

[Anonymous No.9811437]

>>9811232
Nice gats man

[Anonymous No.9811441]

>>9811430
Buy a gun ya dingus

[Anonymous No.9811449]

>>9811437
Stop encouraging this tomfoolery in our misery general

[Anonymous No.9811458]

>>9811449
stop being a giant faggot

[Anonymous No.9811464]

>>9811436
>publix

Is this a real store? Or a meme? I've never seen a publix in Chicago

[Anonymous No.9811467]

>>9811458
No u

[Anonymous No.9811471]

>>9811441
Guns are hard to get in Oz.

[Anonymous No.9811475]

>>9811464
>I've never seen a publix in Chicago
they are a florida thing.
you can have your Jewel and Mariano's, pleb, you wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.9811476]

15 days sober

[Anonymous No.9811479]

>>9811476
what do you do when you are bored?

[Anonymous No.9811489]

despite the fact that we are alcoholics, as well as anonymous. this thread is pretty much the polar opposite of AA

[Anonymous No.9811498]

>>9811464
It’s a southeastern thing. I get sad when I drive past TN (I know their fried chicken is unparalleled and I will miss it), because that’s where they stop northwise.
Sorry you’re missing out, my guy. If you’re ever in the Bible Belt, go to the prep foods department and get some fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.9811501]

>>9811489
AA feels very cultish... I've been to so many meetings, mostly court ordered, and find them very odd.. But they tell me it's the only way to stay sober

[Anonymous No.9811511]

>>9811501
They are cults.
They try to replace on addiction with another.
Just go for cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.9811512]

Half way through my six sweetwater 420s... Drinking alone again. No friends, just me and this shitty 12 year old computer. Will probably hit the Tullamoore after the beer is gone. Listening to carissas wierd too. Lol

[Anonymous No.9811523]

>>9811512
It's okay, you have us. We can drink together.
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.9811527]

>tfw neighbor caught me staring at her with binoculars


Oh the shame....Oh the shame.

[Anonymous No.9811529]

>>9811361
Liquor is poison. It causes unholy wd's. I stick to beer and sometimes wine now.

[Anonymous No.9811534]

>>9811283
Identified the faggot

[Anonymous No.9811537]

>>9811527
did she flash butthole for ya?

[Anonymous No.9811540]

>>9811537
No she looked at me angerly

[Anonymous No.9811546]

>>9811523
Blacked out and got in argument with best friend at show the other night. Apparently I triggered him so hard he punched me in the face. Don't even remember what I said, just woke up with a bruise on face. A bunch of texts calling me a nazi and plenty other names. Apparently I gave him a death stare and made him get out of my car before driving home blacked out.

[Anonymous No.9811551]

>>9811540
>the plot thickens maybe
was it a sexy angry tho? like will there be makeup sex or hate sex in the foreseeable future?

[Anonymous No.9811552]

>>9811529
whats a wd's.? But you right, liquor is fucked.

[Anonymous No.9811554]

>>9811475
Where in FL are you at, anon? If you don’t mind me asking.

[Anonymous No.9811555]

>>9811552
Withdrawals..

[Anonymous No.9811558]

>>9811551
She looked pretty pissed, Not angry sexy.

I wasn't looking at her nude or in her windows, I was watching her shovel snow because dat ass.

Apparently I forgot the light was on behind me so she could see me in the window as clear as day

[Anonymous No.9811560]

>>9811552
withdrawal, but I've never had an issue

[Anonymous No.9811561]

>>9811554
Iowa lel, I have family down there.

[Anonymous No.9811562]

>>9811475
>>9811554
My gf left town, and I don’t give a fuck about driving. If you wanna hang, I’m about it as long as you don’t live in complete squalor.

[Anonymous No.9811569]

>>9811561
Oh god damn it, heard. My bad, I’m just bored hah. Not bored enough to drive to Iowa, though.

[Anonymous No.9811611]

Slowly working my way through a nice bottle of red. Feels nice.
I've made a lot of progress over the past 6 months. I don't get fucked up or black anymore. I don't drink liquor anymore, and I take 2-3 day long breaks in between my drinking nights. I still have a problem, but I'm managing it a little better and I'm proud of that.
What sucks is that all this sober time has really opened my eyes to the incredibly deep and black hole I've fallen into since the heavy drinking began. I have to keep things under control so I can continue to slowly claw my way out of this fucking mess.
Wish me luck guys.

[Anonymous No.9811629]

>>9811332
Don't let people shit on you for drinking Busch if the end goal is to get fucked up, why spend more than you have to? I can easily afford a better beer, but I won't do it. Drinking for flavor is a filthy casuals agenda.

[Anonymous No.9811649]

>>9811629
>the end goal is to get fucked up
Wanted to high five you for the similar mindset until I had a blink of self reflection of what a piece of shit I am and how this isn't a positive factor nor high five worthy.

[Anonymous No.9811667]

>>9811225
Do it. Booze seems to defat my respiratory and digestive system. Eating bacon fixes it and I feel much more cosy. Plus bacon is loaded with thiamine. Blessed piges.

[Anonymous No.9811670]

>>9811225
Is it something like pic related or pre-cut bacon strips?

[Anonymous No.9811694]

Have any of you ever mixed benadryl and alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9811698]

>>9811649
I'm not proud of it, no need to throw what little fiscal responsibility we have out the window though. I don't drink like I use to, but I'm not going to kid myself and pretend I'm drinking because I like the "smoky undertones" of a $11 6 pack. Busch pretty much tastes like nothing so it's not inherently bad, it's just not inherently good either and the buzz is all the same.

[Anonymous No.9811708]

>>9811694
Yaaas.is good combo. Just drink less, and be careful adding any other substance in.

[Anonymous No.9811724]

>>9811479
play piano, walk my dog, go to the gym, read a book

[Anonymous No.9811729]

Only 1,000 years and 3 weeks until 3018, plan your tapers now ppl

[Anonymous No.9811746]

>>9811222
2/3 of a way through a bottle of Jameson. Don't feel very blasted at all. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.9811751]

>>9811277
>meme vodka
Get some Tito's you pillow biter.

[Anonymous No.9811757]

>>9811360
Because you like the taste of fizzy piss

[Anonymous No.9811768]

Bought 6*0.5 and 8*0.33 today, m8 of mine wanted to get into the bar life and asked me to show him around town, had a few vodkas, and some codeine, currently waiting for bus home in an hour

[Anonymous No.9811808]

At least I’m not a middle aged, female, Iranian draft excluder who can’t get laid and lives in a wheelbarrow.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-42183197
I feel a little less tormented having read that. Being an alcoholic wheelbarrow nugget with bombs dropping all around must be true suffering.

[Anonymous No.9811815]

>>9811232
Oh nice, a fellow /k/ommando. Nice pistols, the one in the fore looks kinda like a USP but appears to be hammerless, can't rightly say I know what it is based on silhouette. I see on the screen that thread with the AK/AR/break-action shotgun/dildo. That guy with all 4 is hilarious. vZ.58 would be a good one for Centrist Authoritarian I think.

>>9811352
I find it tastes kind of like burnt caramel, not that I've ever tasted burnt caramel before. It's alright. It's about 46% if memory serves.

>>9811670
Beautiful pic, pretty cool that it could literally be from any time in the past several centuries. perhaps even millennia. Thoroughly comfy.

Pic related is what I most often drink. 57.1%, typically in shots of half rum and half lemon water. Brings it down to about 28.6% or if I go basically 1/3rd rum and 2/3rd water it's about 20% or so. Not bad at all. I'll have a straight shot on the rare occasion.

[Anonymous No.9811846]

>>9811729
lmfao

>>9811746
I only have 1 beer left of my six pack... Should I make a midnight run for more or just try to pass out? I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.9811953]

>>9811846
Just try to pass out. If you get more you know you'll just regret it in the morning when you feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.9811987]

>>9811030
>haven't seen or spoken to any friend for over 4 years
at this point I'm just used to living like a hermit

I don't think any of my friends would even consider me a friend anymore

[Anonymous No.9811992]

anbody in here on/been on probation or in rehab?
iv been sober for 6 months, and am about to get put on the color wheel once im out of rehab. i figure if i want to drink, this is my last best chance. if i drink tonight (friday) , do you think the liver enzymes will be out of my system by monday? im not scheduled to go see my counselor, but there is a chance hes going to call me in for a surprise drug test, as it can happen any weekday.

anybody here ever in the same situation? wondering if i can get way with a few monster/vodkas as a last hoo-rah.

[Anonymous No.9812000]

women are all whores

[Anonymous No.9812017]

My parents are really coming down on me for drinking in the house. They check my bags every time I come in and it's way too cold now to drink outside. What do I do bros?

[Anonymous No.9812045]

Hey Al/ck/, looking into getting myself some whiskey for Christmas. Is their any out there that I should try for a first time whiskey drinker?

[Anonymous No.9812057]

>>9811992
2 years on probation, basically 2 years of being drunk even though I wasn't supposed to be. Fuck them. Never had a drug test. Do keep in mind however that things can be different based on where you are and who you're dealing with.

[Anonymous No.9812060]

>>9812045
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. Good flavour and low alcohol percentage as I recall.

[Anonymous No.9812065]

>>9812057

i am also in rehab. they test me once a week, which will probably be next thursday. but they can also call me in any weekday if they choose and test me. theres a small chance they will call me in monday/tuesday for an etg test.

[Anonymous No.9812068]

>>9812060
That's disgusting.
Wood ford reserve FTW!!

[Anonymous No.9812092]

you guys are fucking useless

[Anonymous No.9812124]

>>9812060
I'll give it a try

>>9812068
Also seem interesting. I'll take a look at it as well.

Anyone else got any good whiskey that a first timer should try?

[Anonymous No.9812368]

>>9812000
That is not how to spell ‘delicious’.

[Anonymous No.9812389]

>>9812368
but this is the internet and that thing might have a dick or had a dick at some point

[Anonymous No.9812397]

>>9812389
Not in person. It’s always disgustingly obvious if you’re with a girl or a mentally ill person

[Anonymous No.9812398]

>>9812368
>physical appearance

ahh yes, all that a woman is good for

good point

[Anonymous No.9812425]

>>9812398
It’s all they need to be good for, because they’re awesome at it.
They do have other uses too though. The fat ones are highly combustible and could power gyms for human girls, the hot ones will French kiss your asshole if you ask nicely enough or tell them sternly enough, and the B-grade remainders/past their fuck-by-date non-teens are needed as a reminder to not get attached, but to frequently upgrade our fornication stations. Show some respect- without girls you’d have nobody to carry semen from the bed to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.9812439]

>>9812425
>because they’re awesome at it
first line of your statement and you're already wrong

women aren't good at pure physical appearance because I stopped caring about fucking shallow materialistic women a long time ago

it's all they're good for but that doesn't make them good at it

[Anonymous No.9812448]

>black out drunk last night
>wake up, make coffee and start downloading some new albums
>notice a .zip file in my download folder
>contains images of nude grils injecting heroin
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9812454]

>>9812017
Don't live with parents.

[Anonymous No.9812457]

>>9812439
It must suck to feel like this. I’d die from stress without the opportunity to occasionally unleash hell on some qt twixt the sheets. All is forgiven the moment they put up with the barbaric sadist that is muh benis. Like owning s gold plated tiger. Dangerous af, ridiculously high maintenance, will eat your friends and ultimately kill you, but totally worth it regardless. Would squelch again.

[Anonymous No.9812459]

>>9811361
>what is a high ABV beer

[Anonymous No.9812460]

>>9812448
Pretty sure that zip was posted two threads ago. I hope this clears things up for you.

[Anonymous No.9812475]

Didn't plan ahead properly and now I'm without booze for the next 5 hours at least.
Fucking Canada controlling all of the liquor sales

[Anonymous No.9812476]

>>9812457
you have shit taste in women

also

you're obviously a woman yourself

[Anonymous No.9812494]

>>9811232
tito's here, screwdriver master race mixed drink

[Anonymous No.9812509]

>>9811222
Anyone else drink straight liquor? Feel like it makes it so much worse (mentally) but gets you where you're going without the hassle.

[Anonymous No.9812510]

>>9812509
nah it's too harsh for hangovers and can't down it as easy

i prefer to just make really strong mixed drinks

like 60/40 spirits/mixer

[Anonymous No.9812512]

>>9812509
I usually sip it straight until I start feeling tipsy and then start mixing with water so that I can ride the buzz for longer.

Usually when I only drink straight I get fucked up too quickly but can't sleep so I don't know what to do with myself

[Anonymous No.9812514]

>>9812476
No I’m not.
Enjoy your salty misogyny anon, it makes you come across as a bit tedious and must make you feel shit, but I can tell you’re stubbornly determined that sulking on your own hating, is more fun than fucking the shit out of girls. You haven’t convinced me. I think that regardless of your proclamation that all women are whores, men will still want to have sex with grils. Bet I’m right.

[Anonymous No.9812519]

>>9812509
Yeah it’s all I drink aside from the occasional cider. Just gulp as much as I can stand then down water until the taste fucks off. By farrr the cleanest high with as little rubbish creation, pissing, bloating, heartburn and general faffing as possible.

[Anonymous No.9812522]

>>9812512
>Usually when I only drink straight I get fucked up too quickly but can't sleep so I don't know what to do with myself
Yeah, that sounds right. I pretty much hate the taste of all alcohol, but I got to the point where mixed actual tastes decent. That'll happen I guess after enough times of pouring a glass of vodka and staring at it. And staring it at. And wondering why. And then chugging it.

[Anonymous No.9812523]

>>9812514
>fucking whores
>fun

[Anonymous No.9812579]

Post Omegle tags (no Cam)

[Anonymous No.9812586]

>>9812579
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.9812592]

>>9812586

Sorry I'm hammered and just want to chat with people.

[Anonymous No.9812597]

>>9812592
isn't that what this thread is all about?

[Anonymous No.9812603]

>>9812586
Well in my defence, it is the most physical fun it’s physically possible for any human to have in the known universe past or pretesent, which I think is worth considering when measuring how much fun sex is.

[Anonymous No.9812655]

>>9812603
>that reply

really makes you think doesn't it

[Anonymous No.9812665]

>>9812655
At you the dude who throws a tantrum and hammers “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” signs in the floor every time you suspect someone here is female, then scream at the top of your lungs that “normies” (apparently meaning anyone who has had sex) have “no reason to be alcoholics”? That dude is kind of annoying

[Anonymous No.9812681]

>>9812665
people sure like to attribute posts to personalities they've built in their mind on an anonymous forum

really makes you think

[Anonymous No.9812755]

>a week sober
>see that Bombay Sapphire and Tanqueray are £16 for a litre bottle in the supermarket

[Anonymous No.9812760]

>>9812459
>La Fin du Monde

It's a Quebec beer that's something like 8-9% as I recall. There's also a Filipino beer, Red Horse is it? 6% standard I think.

[Anonymous No.9812764]

>>9812509
When I drink liquor that's less than 50%, yeah, it's basically always straight. I don't see how it's worse 'mentally', but economically it's typically the better choice than beer or wine.

[Anonymous No.9812777]

Photos you've found of yourself years online edition when?

[Anonymous No.9812778]

>>9812519
Consider for a moment that liquor, even if it's just 40%, has only 60% of its content that's not 100% pure alcohol. Less crap to deal with in it, and as you say you end up with less bottles/cans as weaker stuff, you don't piss as much, not as much bloat (or calories, roughly 70 kcal per 1oz (30ml) of 40% vodka), etc. So when you get beer, even 5-6% strength stuff, what's the other 94-95% of the content other than a fuckload of kcal?

[Anonymous No.9812780]

First day sober, 13th day with no drink. Only midday and I keep reaching for my card and keys. If I relapse yet again I don’t know if I’ll live, I cannot afford to keep buying 3 grams of weed every day. Feelsprecariousman.

[Anonymous No.9812783]

>>9812777
Is she dressed as Sailor Moon? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.9812791]

anyone else here quit beer altogether and switched to whisky? is it more cost-effective? how do you deal with the old habit of sipping something every 30 seconds?

[Anonymous No.9812802]

Drunk/high pussy pls

[Anonymous No.9812851]

>>9812802

[Anonymous No.9812854]

>>9812802
>>9812851
wat

[Anonymous No.9812901]

>it's another christmas alone drinking eipsode

[chop No.9812913]

>>9812802
>>9812851
wtf?

[Anonymous No.9812924]

>>9812901
Yep. Drinking alone and playing childhood video games, while watching Die Hard trilogy. Followed by possible crying and almost certain early bed.

[Anonymous No.9812930]

>>9812802
>>9812851
Weed is bad for cats, you faggots. It's like huffing spray paint for them.

But you're disgusting stoners, so you are incapable of caring about anything other than yourselves. Do society a favor and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9812933]

I'm drunk and I cant understand this sentence:
>https://youtu.be/k8ZrpTcEopo?t=7m22s
>"[...] by the boil of turmoil"
Boil?

[Anonymous No.9812934]

>>9812930
Not either of those two. But please don’t assume you won’t look like a fool for ranting like that in here, it’s not /b/.

[chop No.9812935]

>>9812930
Look at the file names, man. It's not his cat.

[Anonymous No.9812936]

>>9812933
>7m22
If the embedded timestamp doesn't load, his sentence starts after 00:07:22. I don't know why I'm fixating on this so much.

[Anonymous No.9812937]

>>9812933
Wut
>In spite of all the turmoil...

[chop No.9812938]

>>9812933
"It's quite a ball of turmoil" is what it sounds like to me.
Pretty feelsy stuff, that video.

[Anonymous No.9812948]

>>9812937
That sounds like it now that you've written it down. I have this problem with song lyrics too even when I'm sober.

[chop No.9812952]

>>9812937
That does make more sense.

[chop No.9812976]

>>9812930
show me on this doll where the bad man stoner touched you

[Anonymous No.9813009]

>>9812777
Dude looks like a young dean ween

[Anonymous No.9813044]

Who
>spiced rum
here?

[Anonymous No.9813086]

>>9811277
If its distilled from grapes isn't that just clear brandy?

[Anonymous No.9813107]

>>9813044
Haha nice, but nah, I don't drink Captain Morgan Spiced. Only 35% but typically more expensive than 40% stuff. If I had money to burn and didn't have to be cost-effective with my liver-pickling juice, I'd be able to have such luxuries, because I remember that stuff tasting delicious straight and having a nice hint of vanilla. I don't think I'd ever bother mixing Captain Morgan Spiced, tastes fantastic on its own.

[Anonymous No.9813178]

My doctor prescribed Xanax but said I will have to take them forever. Is that bad?

[chop No.9813181]

>>9813178
It's better than alcohol.
Quitting it is a nightmare, though, so if you for some reason feel you have to stop taking them you really need to talk to your doctor about it.
And don't take more than prescribed.

[Anonymous No.9813198]

>>9813178
Not unless you ever have to stop.


Benzo w/d is arguably the worst w/d on planet earth. It will literally kill you stopping cold turkey from years of taking benzos.


I've been taking phenazepam for 4 years, I'll probably literally die if I stopped taking it completely

[chop No.9813211]

what would I need to say to a doctor to be prescribed something like Xanax?

Aus here, not sure we have Xanax but other labelled similiar medications

[Anonymous No.9813213]

>>9813086
Brandy is only brandy if it's aged in a barrel to get the brown color

[Anonymous No.9813219]

I think I gun goofed,

I complemented my sister in law last night by telling her she looks sexy

[chop No.9813224]

>>9813211
It depends a lot on the doctor. Some will prescribe it to help you quit alcohol, but others will avoid prescribing it because they figure you'd end up abusing that too.
It's normally prescribed for anxiety. Maybe tell the doc you have intense anxiety and you use the alcohol to cope. As I said, though, it depends a lot on how the individual doctor feels about it.
This applies to most benzodiazepines, not just xanax.

[Anonymous No.9813227]

>>9813224
>tell the doc you have intense anxiety and you use the alcohol to cope.

Unless you never want to be prescribed a controlled drug again in your state, Don't say this.

[Anonymous No.9813237]

>>9813211
My doctor prescribed it for tinnitus

[Anonymous No.9813239]

>>9811387

Nigga, a bottle of whiskey is 700yen. Its by far the cheapest way to ruin my life.

[Anonymous No.9813244]

>>9813213
Not true. Brandy is anything distilled from fruits

[Anonymous No.9813245]

>>9813224
>>9813227
i want to be prescribed benzos, like maybe 4, just for an airplane trip because airplanes give me intense anxiety to the point where i don't want to travel without them
do you think i could ask a doctor for that?

[Anonymous No.9813248]

>>9811611
You can do it anon.

[chop No.9813249]

>>9813227
You might be right. I've seen some patients get it for pretty much that line here but things could be very different in Australia.
Overall it's probably best to lie as little as possible. They can tell.

>>9813237
Never heard that before. Did it work?

[Anonymous No.9813254]

>>9813245
Yes

[chop No.9813261]

>>9813245
You're probably more likely to get propranolol for that but if it works it works, yeah?
I don't think my doctor would want to prescribe a benzo for a plane trip. Plus I guess you could potentially get in trouble for trying to take the pills through security. I don't know if the dogs can smell benzos.

[Anonymous No.9813273]

just a heads up, what follows may be incoherent and rambling because it isn't meant for you guys, it's just some venting but your input is still appreciated (if my post will warrant any input).

I let myself go again. I've been a neet from 2010 to august 2015 and since than I've gotten a job and a few friends(acquaintances? I'm not sure) but I can still spend multiple weeks alone, apart from my job.
I've been obviously never in a relationship but I managed to make out with a drunk 18year old girl about half a year ago and this has given me the motivation and confidence to install tinder.
I did use tinder pretty heavy for a few weeks and got tons of matches, I even scheduled like 4 dates but bailed on all of them because I'm so insecure about my manletism (5'7 which isn't THAT bad but I live in northern germany where the average is like 6'0) and youthful look. I'm soon to be 26 and people always think that I'm 19-20 years old).
After the realization that I will never meet up with a tinder girl because I'm too much a pussy I just stopped working out, stopped eating healthy and started to smoke weed again 24/7 except for while at work. I'm fortunately not fat but I returned to being a skinnyfat piece of shit.

I'm also obviously still living at home but my mother passed away year and now I'm only waiting till my father gets health issues (heavy smoker and drinker for life, which got worse after my mom died. Though he's still a functioning alcoholic).
I'm just so pissed off that I was so close to being a normie but I destroyed everything due to my insecurities and I feel like I will never overcome them because I'm already at an age where I should be a grown guy but I look like a late teen, with no chance of actually being manly.
I bet all my insecurities would disappear in an asian country but I just don't find asians attractive.

[Anonymous No.9813290]

>>9813249
I haven't tried it yet, I really don't want to be addicted to something the rest of my life. I almost never leave my house so I've just been using a sound machine with ocean and rain sounds

[Anonymous No.9813295]

>>9811277
This is what real poorfags drink.

[chop No.9813337]

>>9813273
fuck off

[Anonymous No.9813360]

>>9813337
>namefags

[chop No.9813381]

>>9813273
I'm sorry about your mother.
26 is not at all too old to fix things, though. Can you maybe start out light by doing a few hours of volunteer work or sports or something? Getting out of the house and meeting people can make a huge difference. Yes, I know it's not easy but you don't want to live like this for another 50 years, man.

[Anonymous No.9813417]

No excuses if I fuck up now. Almost 2 weeks without booze, acute withdrawal long gone, had a delicious soft landing with benzos and weed, today has to be the day, if I’m ever going to manage this. I cannot go back to drinking 24/7, it’s totally savage.
Fug, i should probably leave these threads. I’ve had one open every moment for like a year and a half. I’d have gone so much more crazy without al/ck/. Already have feels about listening to cranford nix, watching leaving Las Vegas, fapping over nurses during the four times I’ve been in detox in the time I’ve been here, the feel of managing to acquire more booze and those first drinks hitting and posting feelgood feels here... I feel lost without alcoholism. Wtf do I do now?

[Anonymous No.9813439]

>>9813244
No brandy is from wine. Fruit brandy is a different thing in itself.

[Anonymous No.9813466]

>>9811430
Pendalls recepie is good and simple.

[Anonymous No.9813494]

What is it about most people, that makes them able to have intoxicants in the house and not use them? If I have anything, I’m using as much as I possibly can until it’s gone. I fucking hate being an alchie.

[Anonymous No.9813540]

>>9811277
>correct vodka
>not chopin
>kys

[Anonymous No.9813543]

>>9812777
what the fuck is going on with the liquid in this picture? Was this just an excellently timed shot of someone spilling their drink everywhere? looks pretty cool

[Anonymous No.9813556]

I managed to get sober for 3 months. After shovelling in food for a week, probably nutrient deficient, I ended up losing 20 lbs and killed my tolerance. Now I alternate between 10/12 pack of normal beer and a 6 pack of something nice with the 2 bonus beers leftover. So far so good, I simply get tired and go to bed before I any crazy drinking. Have kept the weight off too.

[Anonymous No.9813561]

>>9812017
Do you have a car? Store it in the trunk and sneak it in in the middle of the night. That's what I do.

[Anonymous No.9813581]

>>9813556
3 months seems unimaginable to me. There’s just no way I can get through the minefield of shit which is life, without getting rekt on something at least occasionally

[Anonymous No.9813759]

>pry self out of bed at 7:00 am
>five shots of the vodka
>walk cat to vet
>stop and get some kind of hard cider at a gas station
>drink it and talk to some hobo lady who asked to bum a cigarette
>give hobo lady $4
>walk to find car that I left at a dive bar
>get home
>hear a transformer explode
>power goes out
>fuck this where’s my good karma
I’d driven to a subway, bought a sandwich, and then fell asleep on top of it unopened because I couldn’t watch tv while I ate.
I’m about to enjoy a flatbread, my dudes. It is now sixty degrees in my house, power just came back on.

[Anonymous No.9813771]

>>9813759
>pry self out of bed at 7:00 am
>five shots of the vodka
i don't get how people can do this

were you not hungover from the night before?

I can only drink vodka straight after waking up if I wasn't drinking a lot the night before (which is never)

usually have to wait at least 20min and then it has to be mixed

[Anonymous No.9813807]

haven't drank for two weeks.

evens and I go to the store and buy booze

GET

[Anonymous No.9813814]

>>9813807
re-rolll

[Anonymous No.9813819]

>>9813814
sweet

[Anonymous No.9813825]

>>9813814
>>9813807
I’m 2 weeks tomorrow. Sticking with it. Don’t do it mang, think about the reasons you stopped

[Anonymous No.9813833]

>>9813771
1. It’s the best cure for a hangover if you still get those. Are you familiar with the phrase “the hair of the dog that bit you”?, it’s usually shortened to “hair of the dog”.
2. Because we have to fight wds

[Anonymous No.9813846]

99.8% of the reason I'm an alcoholic is because of women

[Anonymous No.9813858]

>>9813833
I've never been able to stomach alcohol after a serious hangover, waking up in a pool of vomit and dry retching without being able to physically get out of bed the last thought on my mind is downing more alcohol

I honestly think hair of the dog is something people who are experiencing mild hangovers do, because there's absolutely no way when I'm in a full blown hardcore hangover after blacking out and continuing to drink for 5 hours that I could wake up and drink more

Drinking after a "hangover" is what I do every single morning, but not after a real hangover

[Anonymous No.9813861]

>>9813846
>its not muh fault

it is your fault. its all your fault.

[Anonymous No.9813896]

>>9813439

Still no ones answered how the fuck vodka comes from french grapes

[Anonymous No.9813901]

I'm that guy that was supposed to go to detox earlier this week. Not only did I not go, I've been drinking like a fish.

Fucking kill me please.

[Anonymous No.9814069]

>>9813901
You need to check into the hokey pokey clinic and turn yourself around.

[Anonymous No.9814074]

I just finished making 2.5 handles of vodka.

I'm drinking tonight for sure.

[Anonymous No.9814096]

>holiday party was last night
>I don't remember anything that happened
>woke up this morning with missed calls and texts from my coworkers saying they're worried about me and wondering if I made it home safe
I got a feeling in the pit of my stomach that I did something stupid and/or embarrassing...

[Anonymous No.9814114]

>>9811222
3 bottles of wine Friday night.
4 last night.
Imma regret if I drink today but prolly will.

[Anonymous No.9814139]

>>9814096
The cringe factor is horrific. Alcohol is a fucking retard. ‘Hurr I’m so drunk that it doesn’t matter if I ruin my life’.

[Anonymous No.9814214]

>>9811222
I'm drunk, obviously. But I did something bad. It's been over ten years since the last time, but I drove drunk today. I always either get a ride or stay home until I sober up, but today I wanted to go buy something and just did it. I didn't crash or hurt anyone, but I feel like shit for taking the risk.

[Anonymous No.9814220]

>>9814096
>holiday party
The absolute worst event for an alcoholic. Drinking with coworkers any time is bad enough. If you still have your job, I suggest you never go to one again

[Anonymous No.9814245]

>>9814214
I used to deliver Chinese food for about 5 years. 6 hours a day, 6 days a week, drinking plastic bottle vodka the entire time. Never even got pulled over.

Got a DUI a month after I quit that job and I wasn't even driving.

[Anonymous No.9814290]

>>9814245
I honestly wouldn't even give a shit about getting a DUI. Just the idea that I could conk out and kill someone's family member. I couldn't live with that, it's why I feel bad about it. Cause yeah sure, I feel fine driving and I know what I'm doing, but I also know that I can be fine drinking on my couch then wake up 18 hours later and have no idea why I even fell asleep or when.

[Anonymous No.9814306]

>>9814290
That's good that you have that fear

[Anonymous No.9814409]

I've run out of gin and I'm just drinking tonic. Am I weird that I like tonic by itself?

[Anonymous No.9814698]

>oh my god im so worried about my kidneys im gonna see my doctor soon i hope im not dying zomg heeeelp meeee

And im drunk and high again.. fuck society. Hedomasochism is the one true way.

[Anonymous No.9814725]

>>9814409
Naw, i drink tonic basically every day. Its p good

[Anonymous No.9815113]

Anyone else find rooibos tea helps with hangovers?

[Anonymous No.9815124]

So constant sciatic back pain is probably from alcoholism, right?

[Anonymous No.9815225]

>Spent the last few years cowering in my room, drinking my sadness and horrible memories away
>Parents let me live at home as long as I "attempt" to get a job, I usually just set up an interview and skip it and drive around for an hour so they think I showed up
>I was stupid enough to show up to one, and the cunts actually hired me
>Its an overnight job
>I start drinking at 10 am most days
Fuck, I'm screwed.

[Anonymous No.9815244]

>>9815225
Nah man, you’re on the way out.
You can do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.9815274]

>>9813759
Slept all day, they have to keep my kitty overnight because she wouldn’t pee and they need a sample.
>$300 just to get the lil fucka looked at
Well, fuggit. I love the thing and I’m not that mad about getting gouged.
Just gonna drink alone, walk my doggo, get some fast food, and then hopefully sleep.
I’ve fucked up and left two half submarine sammis uneaten on my couch, not taking the risk but I hate myself for the waste of food.
At least I have my vodka.

[Anonymous No.9815404]

>>9815124
lol

[Anonymous No.9815523]

>>9815113
I buy a pack almost every other week at the same time I pick up a bottle or two.
Not so much for the hangovers as for the fact that it's something to drink that feels substantial but also doesn't kill me.
It's a cozy smell and taste.

The WDs are getting worse. Spent five days straight last week drinking something and last three days on a bender, Then three days of WD and the worst night sweats I've ever had. And the only days of the week before that I didn't drink was because of WD...
Had a date tonight so I "had" to drink.
I wanted to go sober before Christmas and going back home and I still can I suppose.

I'm just scared of waking up tomorrow and having a drink and then continuing until I can't remember what day or year it is.

[Anonymous No.9815543]

Drinking sparkling wine and I’ve mixed it with cherry juice. It’s pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.9815561]

On a plane ready to take off lads. Gonna bourbon it up this time I think. See you in 7 hours from Amsterdam

[Anonymous No.9815653]

>>9815561
Godspeed. Hope they provide free booze on the flight.

[Anonymous No.9815676]

>almost post
>realize nobody cares about blogposting
Mane fug
If anyone cares my local checkers has walk up windows, so I’m taking my doggo w/ an extra bag so I can shamelessly carry the food home.

[Anonymous No.9815702]

>>9815676
>nobody cares about blogposting
correct

[Anonymous No.9815718]

>>9815702
ty cool dude

[Anonymous No.9815954]

>>9813556
God I love bonus beers, nothing like buying a 12 pack in the evening and having a few left over for the morning

[Anonymous No.9815997]

7 or 8 years ago I rawdogged this woman in Bowling Green Kentucky, I moved like a month later to Washington State.

I often wonder If I got that chick pregnant, An If I have a kid out here somewhere.

Unfortunately I only remember her first name and the place I met her at apparently has since closed (looked it up last night when the feels hit).

[Anonymous No.9816074]

>>9811222
>Why arnt you drinking yet?
broke

[Anonymous No.9816097]

>>9811222
I'm traveling in Uzbekistan right now. Last night I was drinking vodka with her in her apartment, that's the last thing I remember. I woke up in bed in my hostel smelling of vomit and the girl at the reception says she's refusing to talk to me because of my behaviour last night. The cleaning lady is also pissed off at me. The worst part is yesterday I was wearing underwear and jeans, but I woke up in only my jeans which means at some point last night I got naked. I tried drinking some juice to cure my hangover but I immediately threw it up.

[Anonymous No.9816148]

>>9811222
>Why aren't you drinking yet?
A decent amount of will-power and the desire to save money, as well as the wish to not descend into daily alcoholism like I had been in for years. Since the 7th I've had enough rum in the fridge to get drunk, and as of the early evening of the 9th I've had enough rum in the fridge to get drunk a good 4 times (or at least 3 REALLY good drunks and then a mild one) because I picked up another bottle. The 7th was also the last time I drank and when I was done I still had, as mentioned, enough to get drunk again. I'll likely get drunk late afternoon on the 10th, but for now it's not much past midnight.

Got to sleep early at 10:30PM but woke up just a little past 2AM, no longer feeling tired. WTF? For once I got to sleep before 3AM only to end up with a mere 3.5 hours of sleep? As mentioned I feel like getting drunk in about 14 hour's time, but 3.5 hours likely wasn't enough so I might end up being super tired and passing out, so I MIGHT attempt to go another sober day (3rd in a row). Wait, today is going to be stormy as a motherfucker, won't be setting foot outside in all likelihood, might even lose power at some point, I don't know. Pretty much ideal conditions to drink, in my opinion, so fuck sobriety. Just annoyed that I got just 3.5 hours of sleep instead of a good 6 at least, ideally more, I haven't been sleeping much lately. Might start drinking at 3PM just for the sake if definitely having an extra hour of drinking before whenever it is that I'll be passing out. Probably watch some more Karcocha on Youtube, he's some mime from like Spain or something and I found him fucking hysterical, didn't know I was into mimes.

>>9811225
>Pound of bacon
Sounds incredible... just realized that I MIGHT have a couple strips of bacon perhaps four-five times a year at most. I don't buy my own so at best I'll just have some on a burger, but I barely ever get food at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.9816161]

I’ve been rolling around and fighting wds all day, and for some reason I can’t get my ex (years ago) out of my brain.
She dated my older brother, they broke up before anything happened because he was too chickenshit to fuck her, and then after years of her coming onto me I finally succumbed. I was sixteen and she was almost twenty.
She had a very sexy raspy voice and looked like Velma from scooby doo but with nice big tiddies.
One time she said “jenkies” when she slid down my benis, we fucked with her glasses on.
I’m about to move back to my hometown, I have a perfect girlfriend, but drunk me wants to look her up because of the way she liked dick.
>Jesus take the benis
>take it from my hands
>I can’t do this on my ooooown

[Anonymous No.9816191]

>>9813494
its weird, aye. dont trouble yourself with what other people do. youve got big enough problems dealing with YOU. i know what its like.

[Anonymous No.9816200]

>>9815225
Don't think of it as driving a forklift drunk, think of it as working on hard mode.

[Anonymous No.9816213]

>>9814245
So why'd you quit the Chinese game?

[Anonymous No.9816219]

>>9815523
You can escape the vicious cycle by tapering down with 5% cheap canned beers. I've done it a few times. Takes a couple days and it takes control so you dont drink 30 of them in one sitting, but plenty of people do it. Withdrawals are not necessary to suffer through.

[Anonymous No.9816228]

>>9815543
not enough sugar in the wine for you?

[Anonymous No.9816232]

>>9811222
didn't drink all week.

needless to say i am very drunk now. goddamn being sober is terrible. everything sucks. went to nyc for work, it still sucked.

[Anonymous No.9816234]

>>9815653
Yeah, probably. Im not him btw. but usually free booze on international flights means 2-3 drinks and then you start getting really dirty looks and sighs from the staff every time you ask for a drink. And I mean ask, because they dont offer any more.

[Anonymous No.9816238]

>>9816161
It might just be the ol’ horny wd syndrome.

[Anonymous No.9816241]

>>9815954
thats a great way to kick off a three day bender. beware the bonus beers.

[Anonymous No.9816246]

>>9815997
just curious but how did she react when you nutted in her? ive only done that once where it was unexpected and she was a little alarmed by it

[Anonymous No.9816251]

>>9816097
lol. better just keep your head low and dont drink any more in that town.

[Anonymous No.9816275]

hey everybody. just achieved a satisfactory drunk. how are you all?

[Anonymous No.9816298]

>>9813846
yeah unless you were like abused as a child or something it's pretty pathetic to blame your alcoholism on another person, especially an entire gender that makes up literally half the population of the planet.

I mean my drinking ramped up after a certain breakup six years ago but it was there before and it would have become a problem either way, I don't blame her for it. That would be asinine.

[Anonymous No.9816307]

>>9816238
God damn it, you might be right. The only thing that’s sus to me is that I haven’t thought about her in years. I know she would be down >:(

[Anonymous No.9816321]

>>9816241
Lol
>bender
>beers
Beware of being a normie

[Anonymous No.9816334]

>>9816321
eh don't be a dick anon. You can have a beer bender, while it may not be as physically debilitating as liquor I've had 60+ unit weekends with beer followed by withdrawal on monday.

It's not a liver pissing contest.

[Anonymous No.9816379]

>>9815676
I like blogposting. Part of the reason I love this site is I get to glimpse parts of anons' lives. If you have an interesting story and blogpost consistently in these threads you'll eventually get a nickname and become a legend

[Anonymous No.9816399]

>>9816246
She seemed into it. That girl was a freak

Also feltgoodman

[Anonymous No.9816406]

>>9816321
you can get fucked up on beers, friend, especially if you're skinny and don't eat very often and can pound them down. I can drink endless beers without getting too full or bloated and trust me you can get shitty on beers.

[Anonymous No.9816459]

>>9816379
RIP mall drinker

[Anonymous No.9816478]

Good healthy meal ideas to settle my stomach and allow me to drink for longer periods without sickness?

I don't mind if it fills my stomach and I have to drink extra liquor, got plenty

[Anonymous No.9816495]

>>9816459
I think mall drinker got sober actually. Gnomebro stopped doing meth and stopped seeing gnomes. SMirnoffbro is still with us, Simpsonsbro is either dead or sober.

[Anonymous No.9816499]

>>9816478
What you want is thiamine and ABC vitamins

[Anonymous No.9816531]

>>9813261
U can take pills if u have a script retard

[Anonymous No.9816541]

>>9813211
not sure about aus but in the UK you're can at the very best get a limited script for valium with intense fear of flying or as a taper plan for booze withdrawals

[Anonymous No.9816546]

>>9816478

Chew B12 like they're candy.

[Anonymous No.9816560]

>when you run out of chaser and have to resort to water and salt to get the taste of Caliber out of your mouth

[Anonymous No.9816619]

>>9816541
I don't want taper drugs, I want drugs xanax etc to get fucked up on

not going to stop drinking

[Anonymous No.9816621]

>>9816560
i cant face the anxiety of leaving to go to the shops so my chasers have been all vodka from the cornerstore next doors

starting to really feel like shit drinking red bull all day for the last week

my teeth are furry and my heart is getting palpitations anytime I do any physical activituy

[Anonymous No.9816624]

>>9816619
Taper with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9816625]

>>9816619
then find a dealer

[Anonymous No.9816631]

>>9816621
*chasers have been red bull

typo i'm too drunk

[Anonymous No.9816635]

>>9816624
was it not clear from post that I have no interest in tapering?

>>9816625
>social contact
no thanks

only way I'd find a dealer is online and I'd trust a doctor that I lie to for a prescription more than some random internet connection

[Anonymous No.9816636]

if you have Sciatic back pain and foot numbness, that's kidney disorder.

[Anonymous No.9816653]

>>9816636
>certified doctor

go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.9816661]

>>9816653

You can be a stupid asshole all you want.

https://www.kidney.org/blog/kidney-cars/3-early-warning-signs-kidney-disease

But don't misinform others.

[Anonymous No.9816662]

>>9816653

I don't even understand your motivations. What kind of an asshole are you? Is your back sore?

[Anonymous No.9816663]

>>9816661
>>9816662
Based anons

[Anonymous No.9816667]

>>9816663

Dude is in kidney failure and denial. No doubt.

[Anonymous No.9816674]

>>9816667
I guess the hardest part of being an alcohol is the denial

[Anonymous No.9816675]

>>9816661
>some stupid online article instead of referring to a qualified doctor

>>9816662
I've had sciatic pain much longer than I've been an alcoholic

I also despise idiots asking for/providing medical advice on an online forum

if you have a problem go speak to a doctor or shut the fuck up

this isn't webmd, I'm not such a fucking retard that I'll go google symptoms and self-diagnose instead of seeing a qualified doctor

[Anonymous No.9816677]

>>9816674

Indeed. You don't know where it ends but you're further down the path than you wished.

If your back and legs hurt when you drink, you kidneys are dying.

[Anonymous No.9816679]

>>9816675

right. Stick to that and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9816683]

>>9816675

You realize that no one cares of you live or die, right? Some people are just trying to help.

[Anonymous No.9816692]

>>9816683
the fact that people would be crushed by my death is the only thing keeping me alive

i've started to resent my family because it's only their inevitable guilt/blame whatever if I killed myself that's stopping me from killing myself

it's the reason I decide to stay alive and drink myself into a slow death, by the time I die both my parents will be dead, probably just kill myself after they die regardless

[Anonymous No.9816695]

>>9816675

when you wake up and every joint in your body pops from a build up of uric acid, you finally figure out your kidneys are boxed.

I know you denial experts don't hear this shit, but its the truth.

[Anonymous No.9816696]

>>9816692
Be the kind of change you want to see in the world

[Anonymous No.9816698]

>>9816692

what are your current symptoms?

[Anonymous No.9816702]

>>9816692

I'm right there with you. I'm surviving because of others. Watch Stronger, if you can.

[Anonymous No.9816704]

>>9816698
>explain the entirety of my physical health to some random person online so that I can be e-diagnosed

no thanks

[Anonymous No.9816709]

>>9816704

suffer in silence then. we all do.

[Anonymous No.9816710]

>>9816704
Why are you posting here in the first place if you don't need help?

[Anonymous No.9816711]

>>9816704

I'm an old man and pride doesn't factor into life after 40. You just end up looking like a dumb kid.

[Anonymous No.9816713]

>>9816704

I guess that's why all suicides are 10 year olds these days. They don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.9816715]

>>9816710
don't act like this is a support group

[Anonymous No.9816717]

>>9816715
What the fuck is it then, smart guy?

[Anonymous No.9816718]

>>9816715

what do you think online forums are? Why are you so angry? No one hates you unconditionally.

[Anonymous No.9816721]

>>9816715

You're really an end stage alcoholic. You're going to die from this, buddy.

[Anonymous No.9816727]

>>9816721
that's the plan

I want to die I'm just not willing to commit suicide and do that to my family

Is it worse to cut contact with family and drink myself to a slow death so that I die long after them, or is it worse to kill myself now and force my family to deal with the death

for me it's the long death by alcohol that is less

[Anonymous No.9816728]

how can anything else compete

[Anonymous No.9816732]

>>9816718
reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/

[Anonymous No.9816734]

>>9816727

we tried. Sorry man. Have a short good night.

[Anonymous No.9816741]

>>9816734
>we tried
lol

pathetic cunts ITT

if you want to stop drinking, then do it

don't come to a 4chan thread to spam your pathetic stories hoping people will convince you to stop drinking

if you're truly an alcoholic the only person that can stop you is yourself

baka these generals full of pathetic attention seeking faggots

[Anonymous No.9816744]

>sciatica pain
RIP. I was struck down by the little fucker after years of spending 17 hours a day on a crappy desk chair. Began hurting in 2011 so much that I needed tramadol and morphine just to shit. It still took me 15 minutes to get out of bed. The pain now (7 years later) is constant, but bearable as long as I never spend more than around 20 mins a week sitting down.
Yeah. You heard. I haven’t sat for almost a decade. No waiting rooms, no driving, no cinemas or dates... I’ve lost the ability to sit, nothing helps and it’ll never go away. Life maybe 90% gone.

[Anonymous No.9816753]

>>9816744
nah it's because you're an alcoholic

t. general practitioner

[Anonymous No.9816759]

>>9816741
t. babby.
>>9816715
It absolutely is you dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.9816764]

>>9816744

Drink water and don't eat anything salty, and don't drink booze. You figure shit out fast when you look a the problem. You in nephritic distress, idiot. this place is like talking to wood.

[Anonymous No.9816772]

>>9816759
you're kidding yourself if you think this a positive support group and a solution to overcoming alcoholism

[Anonymous No.9816773]

>>9816772
So no life tips for you

[Anonymous No.9816774]

>>9816772
You’re kidding yourself if you think you could possibly know that, know anything about me or that your opinion will in any way affect what people take away from these threads.

[Anonymous No.9816776]

>>9816773
>life tips from a 4chan thread full of alcoholics
topkek

[Anonymous No.9816787]

Quit drinking 2 years ago, but my personal life/failing marriage and depression kicked in so I'm back on it. Gone through 3 Jagermeister bottles last week and a carton of beer.

My work Christmas party is on Wednesday evening and I might after be doing some lines of coke with a girl from work and a couple of friends.

I need something to drink before I go out, something I can easily drink on the train, any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.9816792]

>>9816776
If they’re communicating with alcoholics on 4chan, and they’re alcoholics on 4chan, and the subject of the thread is alcoholics on 4chan, I reckon there’s a chance that alcoholism and 4chan might be pertinent subjects. I did once pick up an interior design tip here, but I’m willing to bet that most tips will gravitate away from the subject of furniture alignment, and may occasionally be more focused on alcoholism amongst those on 4chan. I mean, the people with more experience of being this entity are us. We’re literally the most skilled, knowledgeable people in the known universe past and present, when it comes to the subject of being alcoholics on 4chan. There is literally nobody ever better at it than us. If accept s tip or 2. And have. And am 14 days off booze today. Now sod off and be wrong somewhere else pls thx : ^}

[Anonymous No.9816798]

>>9816792
The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.9816804]

>>9816792
>wall of text trying to prove your point because you know you're wrong

if people wanted help they'd be elsewhere

[Anonymous No.9816805]

>>9816798
My point, obviously, even with autoincorrect, was that alcoholics on 4chan are probably quite skilled at giving tips to alcoholics on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9816807]

>>9816805
Then I agree with you

[Anonymous No.9816810]

>>9816804
But I want help and I’m here, and it is helping to be here. You’re simply wrong, no matter how much you gallop through the thread screaming that you know everything.

[Anonymous No.9816813]

>>9816810

You can't help drunks. They abusive morons. Let them die. they want to die.

[Anonymous No.9816815]

>>9816813
I’m a drunk, and I’m being helped by being here.
It’s ok to be wrong sometimes anon.

[Anonymous No.9816818]

FFFFFFFFFFFF-

Representative example

Borrow£600 over 6 months
Interest rate274% pa (fixed)
Five repayments of£189.72
One final repayment of£189.69
Total amount payable£1138.29
Representative1,086% APR

Oh well. Gruel for Xmas. I’m out of drugs, got to do this.

[Anonymous No.9816873]

>>9811292
2-good, 5 shitty, 1 good.
Always save best for last.
Unless you are going to pound the shitty beers fast in which case start with them.

[Anonymous No.9816945]

>>9816810
yall want help from drunkards in the midst of the drunkark yall messed up

[Anonymous No.9817136]

I'll have been sober for a week on Monday. Wish me luck, people, this isn't easy. But, I have to do this, my liver was getting damaged, according to recent lab work. I will say, my skin is already looking remarkably better, and I definitely have more energy. But also, I can't stop thinking about alcohol, and I'm noticing and remembering all the reasons I became a heavy drinker to begin with, which is maddening.

[Anonymous No.9817160]

>>9817136
Two weeks today. Fairly confident I’m about to fuck it up. I’m so fucking anxious, bored, lonely and depressed. Stacks of alcohol available literally 30 seconds walk from me.

[Anonymous No.9817187]

>doc warning about liver
>Stop drinking, get all clear
>Drink at government recommended levels of boozing 1-2 drinks average a day
>Xmas party with friends
>8 pints, half bottle of wine
>wake up with liver pain

Ah come on man
Half you fucks drink a bottle of vodka a day
I have one Xmas party and my side feels like a car hit it
It's not fair dammit

[Anonymous No.9817214]

>>9817187
My liver hurts constantly, I just drink until I don’t care

[Anonymous No.9817225]

>>9817214
Your liver doesn't have any nerve endings, it's just so inflamed that it's putting pressure on your other guts.

[Anonymous No.9817249]

>>9816776
>he doesnt get all his advice from cambodian puppet masters

lmaoing @ youre life

[Anonymous No.9817270]

>>9813239
A loser English teacher in Japan how am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.9817403]

>>9816818
You can get a 24 month interest free credit card.
But I guess you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.9817411]

>wake up hungover in the afternoon again because I drank too much when I woke up

all I've done for the past 5 days is drink until I fall asleep then wake up and wait until I can drink again

over 1L of vodka a day and 10+ hours of sleeping broken up into parts

it's not even worth it

[Anonymous No.9817430]

>>9817403
I’ve already got 3.
The ‘you must be retarded’ conclusion makes you sound 13. Isn’t necessary here.

[Anonymous No.9817439]

>>9817270
Why are you mad, also loser elt making mad mone no taxes and fucking asian hotties.

[Anonymous No.9817460]

>>9817430
Friend, you are posting about getting a pay day loan, claim to have 3 24m credit cards maxed, and instead of taking advice call others retarded.
You are a self destructive retard who ha mommy to bail them out pls got back to r/drunk with your spced rum and teenage angst.

[Anonymous No.9817465]

>>9817460
I’m 38. Shush.

[Anonymous No.9817477]

>>9817465
Then call your social worker because you are functionally retarded.

[Anonymous No.9817482]

>>9817477
I feel sorry for you for being so narrow minded. You do not know what you’re talking about. Now please hurry along, it’s boring.

[Anonymous No.9817492]

you're all retarded
24m = 24million

[Anonymous No.9817499]

>>9817482
Such grammar, I hope you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.9817504]

>>9817499

[Anonymous No.9817509]

>>9817504
Great you stopped butchering the English language, next step is to keep your noise to facebook.

[Anonymous No.9817540]

>>9817509
Is this your first time here? This isn’t a kiddy board.
You should have put a comma after “great”, btw.
Do you have anything remotely interesting to say, or is that it? This thread isn’t for you if you’re going to act like a ranting preteen.

[Anonymous No.9817552]

>>9817540
I am here to torment you for your shit posting,

[Anonymous No.9817555]

>>9817552
Then I’d suggest a board like /b/, you’ll love it there. You’ll just look like a fool here.

[Anonymous No.9817563]

>>9817555
You are so new its cringey.

[Anonymous No.9817809]

Last night I got
>drunk enough to reply to my own post unknowingly
>walked with my doggo and bought a hard cider and then to a burger store
>spent $13 on fast food
>dropped my drink (for chaser) immediately
>fell down a few times on the way home
>got home and didn’t even eat
>woke up in my guest room
Honestly I’m pissed off that I wasted that money but it’s whatever because my doggo made a lot of friends when we walked there. Everybody petted the lil’ duder.

[Anonymous No.9817823]

>>9817809
Glad to hear doggo had fun, and hey, sounds like you got a good walk out of it, also if you went for a drunken adventure it doesn't sound like it was a COMPLETE waste of money though I'd be pretty pissed off at myself if I spent $13 on fast food. The most I typically spend on fast food is about $7-8 on Subway, which I might have perhaps once a month, maybe twice a month at most.

[Anonymous No.9818008]

>mentally feeling better
>recalling all those times i drank half a bottle of kraken
>drank half a fifth of everclear%75 and half a fifth of vodka in one night
>the time i drank a big bottle of everclear in i cant even remember how long it took me, but it clearly fucked with my memory

Alcohol is so stupid when you think about it. Each and every time you get wasted all you have to look back on is regret. The hell man?

[Anonymous No.9818023]

>>9818008
Those brief few hours daily when it feels good are all I have. If I have booze to hand, then the only other thing I remember is for like half an hour after waking, rest is just gone, so as long as I’m always drinking it’s ok.

[Anonymous No.9818053]

It's Sunday, and it's storming. Got fuck-all planned, already did some writing for a book I'm ghostwriting, I'm gonna get fucked up tonight. Gonna be great!

[Anonymous No.9818132]

>>9817555
Nice digits.

I read through your exchange with this asshat-->>9817563 -- to try to figure out what got him so worked up. Seems like he was just looking for a fight.

Anyway, good luck with your financial issues. God knows I've been there before, and it's always when my drinking is at its worst.

[Anonymous No.9818257]

>>9818132
Cheers bruh. Pretty sure that was just overflow from >>>/b/abby - whatever, he’ll get bored.
And yeah money is a proper little fucker if you haven’t got any. S’all good, loan came through so I’m drunk and high. Phew.

Anyone feel up to starting a new thread? Page 10 looming

[Anonymous No.9818265]

Got my first two shots poured, gonna watch some Terrence Popp on Youtube. Love the title of his latest vid!

16 Reasons The Worst Women Stay Single
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP9AUgc1q70

This is going to be GLORIOUS!

[Anonymous No.9818307]

i just realized how fucked and past the point of return i am. fuck

[Anonymous No.9818355]

had to lie down for the last 5 hours to stop myself throwing up

just feel well enough to get on the computer now

wish i could down some booze right now but i know its going to make me feel worse

[Anonymous No.9818374]

>>9818355
Should be fine as soon as you’re drunk again, no?

[Anonymous No.9818400]

>>9818307
Iktfb. Feel like there’s no escape. Wish I could just be a kid again, with the knowledge of how fucked up alcohol would be for me.

[Anonymous No.9818559]

I’m going to drunkenly mail her tonight. I know I am. Her and her angry 6ftEIGHT husband, lol. He’s already threatened to kill me twice.

Anyone else have loads of furious husbands threatening them? Shit is perilous as fuck when you’re an al/ck/, I can’t help sometimes sexing their grils if I’m blacked out.

[Anonymous No.9818614]

>LARPing

[Anonymous No.9818626]

>>9818614
>>9818614
if only it were a larp. We wouldnt be talking about it if it werent real legit shit

[Anonymous No.9818881]

>>9817160
Yup, I’m now drunk. This is never going to end no matter what I do. Fucking god almighty I don’t know what to do.

[Anonymous No.9818984]

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mdcalc.com%2Fciwa-ar-alcohol-withdrawal

>score: 61