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taking requests edition

>> No.9810864
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>> No.9810867

is that like asian masao?

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>> No.9811418

gotta give credit where credit is due- that's a pretty smart move. i'm assuming the toilet bowl is full of rubbing alcohol as fuel- is that a hot enough flame to cook with?

>> No.9811428

some lonely fat feminist vlogger woman sits down each day and shits out ideas like this for her daily housewife DIY video. what a life.

>> No.9811429

What's the point though? Just holding your knives up in a safe way?

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>> No.9811451

but why?

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>> No.9811495

I sure love opening my fridge door and have all my sauces fly out

>> No.9811497
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>> No.9811504

Hey pal, they have this pretty cool invention called a "latex glove" now, it's crazy huh

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>that cutting

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>> No.9811513


I have a fucking knife block, why would I need to do this?

>> No.9811514
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>> No.9811522

>go to take a shit and Chong has left the stove on again

>> No.9811531


Wouldn't anything work better than a fucking clothes hanger? Like a paper clip, or a file clip, or a clothes pin?

>> No.9811547
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Better yet just fold the fucking thing

>> No.9811563

>tfw contacts so I don't know how it feels

>> No.9811566

just use a giant weird clothes hanger with metal clips that everyone totally owns. way easier and more convenient

>> No.9811568

when would any of these ever be necessary?

>> No.9811572
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It doesn't have anything to do with your eyes anon

>> No.9811575
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>Starts a new thread by reposting the second half of the last thread

>> No.9811576

I know it only took like two minutes, but it feels way too tedious for such a shitty payoff.

>> No.9811580

Then why am I immune to onion tears?

>> No.9811581

I literally don't own a single one of those. Folding is fast and easy unless you have a motor impairment

>> No.9811591
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>reposts OC
rub insulation in your eyes you worthless faggot

>> No.9811592

i bet you that fatty doesnt wash the knife afterwards thinking "the rice will dry it!!! :)"

>> No.9811596

or you know, wash your hands afterwards

>> No.9811598
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>> No.9811603
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>> No.9811604

i wear contacts too, and i dont cry from cutting onions

>> No.9811608

candy nato?

>> No.9811640


The fuck are you talking about? It literally does. Cutting an onion causes it to produce lachrymatory factor synthase, a gaseous chemical that forms sulphenic acid when it contacts the water on the surface of your eye.

The irritation causes your lacrimal glands to kick in and you tear up.

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>> No.9811650

This is a blue board anon

>> No.9811656

wh*te ""people"" were a mistake

>> No.9811672

kys yourself faggot

>> No.9811674
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>> No.9811677

Damn that's fucking sick, enjoy your v& faggot

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Holy shit.

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Thats fucked up.

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>> No.9811712

Wouldn't you risk cracking the bowl?

>> No.9811715

Why not just use a magnetic strip?

>> No.9811721

I bet this chick's kitchen looks hilarious.

>> No.9811723

Aren't these Russians trying to bank off making life hack videos? I see this shit all over facebook.

>> No.9811726

I mean... really? A normal person just buys a couple clothes pins and keeps them in a drawer filled with crap. This just makes you look like a crazy person with random mismatched garbage all over your house and random fucking clothes hangers on your coffee beans.

>> No.9811739

Takoyaki is delicious but I wouldn't go near canned takoyaki. It's everywhere in Japan and dirt cheap. Who is this product even for? Shut ins?

>> No.9811754

Works fine for me.

>> No.9811764
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>> No.9811801

I'd say go back to Le Reedit but they ride the iPhone cock.

>> No.9811814
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>tfw you bought merlin 6 months ago due to a /d/ webm thread

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>> No.9811851

Looks like he's creating a poopoo platter.

>> No.9811858

>not just wearing jack's onion goggles

>> No.9811859
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I mean then they just go ahead and eat it?

>> No.9811861

I'd do this if I didn't have cupboard space

>> No.9811867

PROTIP: stop yourself crying when cutting onions by putting a plastic bag over your head

>> No.9811868

due to the color of the flame, i want to guess that it's sterno or some equivalent

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>> No.9811877
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>Posting this on /ck/
Come on.

>> No.9811904
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>> No.9811918

Magic candy.

>> No.9811961

>iPhone users won't see this
What is VLC?

>> No.9811966
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>> No.9811976

This one is actually rather clever and serves a purpose
Most of the rest just seem autismal

>> No.9811981

>have to do it very slowly because the rubber band will fling shit all over the kitchen if you dont, saving absolutely no time
top jej

>> No.9811983
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Nah just scrap it on the side or use the knife you inevitably have handy already.

>> No.9811984

>rather clever
Nah. Just use a knife, your finger, or literally any other number of things.

>> No.9811995

gooks are subhuman

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A low bitrate is ok if there are no fine details to see but when you have subtitles like that it makes them unreadable.

>> No.9812056

Seriously who the fuck puts their index finger on the spine of the blade like that?

>> No.9812077


I don't even believe what I just witnessed.

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>> No.9812113

shut the fuck up, retard

>> No.9812126

This. Sometimes I do it wearing glasses and cry like a little girl.

>> No.9812128

Is Cherrypie a dude or a grill?

>> No.9812142

The horror

>> No.9812150

>don't wash rice
>find rat crap months later
>ate rat crap for months

>> No.9812188

But I love the burn on my dick afterwards.

>> No.9812219
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>> No.9812231

prepare for monster rats and roaches in your kitchen

never leave food out in the open

>> No.9812233
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>Calendar must be commercially available
>You have to eat each chocolate in order
>You have to finish each one before even touching the next door
>If you rip off a door you fail

Something seasonal.

>> No.9812235

are you dominican?

>> No.9812239

Definitely won't get hot enough for a wok, no.

>> No.9812246

>You have to finish each one before even touching the next door
Thank you I was wondering why he was doing the retarded gape.

>> No.9812248

While those in Detroit complain about flammable water, the Chinese are making lemonade

>> No.9812252
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Guinness always sets odd requirements to ensure level playing fields. Like in this one where they said you could make the initial cut before the time starts but after that you can't touch the pizza with your hands at all.

>> No.9812266

the worst one was the powdered donut eating record, where you couldn't even lick your lips once or you were disqualified.

They definitely make you work for it.

>> No.9812268
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Does anyone else even care about these world record food things? I'm making them cause I like the Beast but I can make something else.

>> No.9812269

I like them. I'm a fan of the LA beast myself.

>> No.9812272
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Any OC is good OC, but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it

t. butthut encoder

>> No.9812276

>Does anyone else even care about these world record food things?
No, but they are some of the better ones compared to the garbage videos that get posted in webm threads these days, so feel free to continue.

>> No.9812279

>discards half of the onions

>> No.9812282

just in case you ever need a tablespoon of onion mush

>> No.9812284

Fair enough. I'm not great at webms and it's hard to make something decent quality beyond a minute or so and those type of things work for it.

>> No.9812286

He's demonstrating how finely he chops onions to put in the stock cubes

>> No.9812290

that shit pisses me off to no end
breaking up a klondike bar? that'll be $100 (plus a tip)!

>> No.9812292

Cat food for humans.

>> No.9812311
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>> No.9812327

Thats sort of how acryllic polymers are made.

>> No.9812330

Jesus Christ a chicken died for this shit.

>> No.9812333
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>> No.9812334

detroit pizza is truly the best

>> No.9812335

Who brings a knife and an onion to a radio interview?

>> No.9812336
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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9812339

same kind of guy that brings a knife and an onion to a gunfight

>> No.9812352

He's high on meth

>> No.9812353

he's like 80 and high

>> No.9812358

You have done this to me in every single fucking thread. I know it's you because the filename.
In a different reality, I might have called you... friend.

>> No.9812380

Wow, its really helpful that she demonstrates how to chew gum and dip an onion, I'm glad she took the time to film herself!

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>> No.9812386

Like fucking clockwork

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not sure if affection or sadness

>> No.9812399
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It's the roles we were meant to play. Like two enemies meeting across the battlefield; I don't hate you for doing your job. I'm just here to do my job better.

>> No.9812415

>Not recognizing satire

>> No.9812417

holy shit, underrated post

>> No.9812431

feminine man

>> No.9812447

good filename

>> No.9812466

yes. one made a cooling machine tutorial using nitrogen or something.

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>> No.9812473

>t. literal soyboy
begone manchild

>> No.9812480

I want to spank her

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>> No.9812487

Do you know what this is from?

>> No.9812518
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>> No.9812525

It's from a UK show called The Restaurant.

>> No.9812526

These are interesting but this guy seriously needs to stop using the auto white balance. This stuff is already unappetizing but the camera is working overtime to deliver that queasiness.

>> No.9812528


Goddamn dude that guy takes it like an absolute champ

>> No.9812530

Anyone have the link to the marie videos? I really want to watch oilsauce right now.

>> No.9812532

>cutting while sitting

should be punishable by death desu

>> No.9812534

Where the hell is the gas coming from in these? It can't be sewer gas, can it?

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>> No.9812547

everything before the razor is ok though

>> No.9812549

I thought he was taking apart a fucking motherboard and eating it for a sec.

>> No.9812553
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>alright, let's get this out on a tray...

>> No.9812562

He probably will if you suggest it to him.

>> No.9812575

don't live in a dumpster

>> No.9812582

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this

>> No.9812610

A trap.

No seriously. Not memeing. An actual trap.

>> No.9812614
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Holy shit, who even does that to a squid?!

>> No.9812615

Jesus Christ, thank you. It was taking me forever otherwise to search for it.

>> No.9812621

Is it weird if I find it kinda hot? I mean it's fucking disturbing, but she looks surprisingly nice.

>> No.9812622
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That is giving me fucking anxiety watching it.

>> No.9812623

The hell is wrong with you? I bet you thought the snail insertion part was hot, too, huh? Sick bastard.

>> No.9812627
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lost it at the maraschino cherries

>> No.9812631


>tfw iPhone user
>have vlc

Nice try, senpai

>> No.9812644


>> No.9812649

This is actually very good.

>> No.9812660

>caring about the subtiltles
>posting shit

go away

>> No.9812668

>clumping prevented with wood pulp
only in Parmesan. that's garbage to begin with. grate it yourself
other cheeses, like grated mozzarella use corn starch to prevent clumping

>> No.9812674
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>lime on pizza, fries and watermelon

>> No.9812683
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yes, and?

>> No.9812702

anyone got the Shakira canned chicken gif?

>> No.9812703
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I think I might try it on chips next time I'm having some actually. If vinegar works lime might also.

>> No.9812705

>projecting this hard

>> No.9812708

it's her job you retard

>> No.9812712

that people are unironically going along with this is making me want to kms. iphone users can see the thumbnail you silly boys

>> No.9812717

In busy cities they illegally sublet apartments. Imagine a small apartment cut up in four or five. Most likely this guy has a toilet and a quarter of a living room. There is literally no place else to do it.

see these for more toilet kitchens


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>> No.9812727

chinks need to ease with the fucking makeup, they look like clowns.

>> No.9812732

I swear to God I have seen this webm with the same reply before. Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

>> No.9812735

any idea where to find the rest of the episode? I want to see what happens

>> No.9812739
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I've been looking but I haven't found it yet.
It's fucking impossible to search for because the name is so generic.

>> No.9812742

>soyboys will defend this

>> No.9812787

You can just turn the scoop sideways and knock it a bit against the side of the container. Any excess powder will fall off.

>> No.9812800

>clothes pins don't exist

>> No.9812804

I can't really tell what is going on in step 5, but unless he's casting a magic spell on it, I don't see how it doesn't come undone.

>> No.9812805
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>> No.9812814
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found the mexican

>> No.9812820
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>> No.9812826
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>> No.9812828

ok that is some gentle chopping

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>> No.9812836

what the actual shit

what is wrong with her arms?

and this is why you don't use kitchenaide

>> No.9812849
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>> No.9812879
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>but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it
I know that feel

>> No.9812886

>you will never have a qt handicapped wife trying her best to make a good meal
Why even live?

>> No.9812915

but then you can't hang it up in your closet

>> No.9812926
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>but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it

>> No.9812927

It looks diseased

>> No.9812932
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>> No.9812941
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>> No.9812942
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>> No.9812945

What do people use to make this anyway?
Someone linked this a while back but it doesn't seem to work with Youtube...

>> No.9812946
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I use this. https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>> No.9812965

Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>> No.9812966
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>> No.9812969

It's the customary reply.

>> No.9812979

So is the one you replied to.

>> No.9812981

>sighs in Korean

>> No.9812996
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>soup with chopsticks

>> No.9813026

Why are vegans against eating wood pulp?

>> No.9813027


celebral palsy or whatever its called. same thing the kid from breaking bad has

>> No.9813033

I feel bad for you if you're that bitter.

>> No.9813035

More Jack

>> No.9813039
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>> No.9813040

But they can see the thumbnail. Why isn’t the first second of it something else then the rest that message?

>> No.9813041

I do this when painting with a brush.

>> No.9813052

I want to marry a disabled girl like this.

>> No.9813059

Anyone who interacts with females is bitter that they are so useless and disgusting. That includes women.

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>> No.9813079


>Oil is ice cold
>Still drops the steak in out of fear of burning himself, dangerously spilling oil all over the place and increasing the risks of an oil fire/burns

How terrible can one man be

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>> No.9813300

I don't really get the whole onion crying thing, not once in my life have I experienced even the slightest tearing up while cutting an onion. Am I immune or have I just been unknowingly cutting onions correctly my whole life? I dont even know what the "correct" way is because I've never had an issue.

>> No.9813310

Do you have the entire video? I wanna see this guy actually chug 4 beers at once, with his setup you are forced to commit because if you stop and put it down all of the beer will just spill out lol

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>> No.9813333

Damn, I don't know how people can chug like that, I don't think I could do that with 4 bottles of water without stopping at least once.

>> No.9813342

My friend allways use a scissor to cut the pizza. But I'am not autistic so I don't (Stopped) Judgeing him.

>> No.9813401

Dude choked him so hard he turned into Denzel Washington.

>> No.9813405

youtube-dl and ffmpeg

>> No.9813452

>increasing the risks of an oil fire/burns
he splashed a small amount of oil, he's not going to start a fire you fucking mong

>> No.9813496


>> No.9813498
File: 3.73 MB, 320x240, 1465223802567.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>literally can't even open a bottle with a bottle opener

>> No.9813510
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you never heard of gloves?

>> No.9813525
File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, cow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

just use ffmpeg with 1 quick command:

ffmpeg -i candy2.mp4 -ss 00:00:22.000 -to 00:00:48.900 -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 500K -vf scale=750:-1 -filter:v "setpts=1*PTS" -an candy2.webm

1*PTS = Speed
-crf (5-60) = quality
750 = width in px
500k = bitrate
-ss = start time
-to = end time
-i = inputfile.mp4
-an = outputfile.webm

>> No.9813533

That took way longer than I thought it would

>> No.9813538


>> No.9813546

I thought they stopped doing food records because people were giving themselves diabetes to win pointless titles

She's pretty cute tho

>> No.9813555

Me too. I also like to rub some of the juice under my eyes. Masochism is weird.

>> No.9813557

keep on keeping on

>> No.9813569
File: 2.78 MB, 360x360, Easy Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9813571
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reminds me of 790 from lexx

>> No.9813574
File: 2.75 MB, 360x360, Gourmet Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.9813596

this is weirdly decent

>> No.9813610

I actually had this. It's pretty fucking good. Not something I'd eat all the time, but for a one-off thing I was surprised by how much I liked it.

>> No.9813619

who names their kid Cerebral lol

>> No.9813671
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>> No.9813697

Call me crazy but I've never had a problem with my skin burning after chopping jalapenos or crying around onions

If scientists would like to study my dna I will gladly provide samples

>> No.9813746
File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, I'll Give You Something To Cry About.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

you crazy

>> No.9813750

>this is why you don't use kitchenaide
I use the fuck out of my kitchenaide.

But not for stuff I can literally do quicker and easier with my hands.

>> No.9813758

actually on my current trajectory that's about the best I can hope for

>> No.9813774

I don't eat sweets but visually that's incredible

>> No.9813775

Our family cooks a lot with hot pepper and never in our lives used glove or any protection when cutting them. We are white by the way. The only place I have seen this glove thing is on /ck/ so I am pretty sure it is some meme pushed by kikefeed or something.

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>> No.9813780

How is that bad?

>> No.9813781

It triggers me how much he is touching the meat in the hot pan. Otherwise looks tasty.

>> No.9813787

>and this is why you don't let Jack in the kitchen

>> No.9813795

Is that that fucking Slav Dendy video?

>> No.9813798

Why would anyone want to do this?

>> No.9813802

That looks more appetizing than the canned bread I have seen in an MRE video

>> No.9813806

Boredom, for kudos or youtube views?

>> No.9813808

Why would an iphone user even come to this thread, faggot?

>> No.9813815

>she didn't have time fo dat

>> No.9813823
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>> No.9813837

Why does she sit like that?

>> No.9813841
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This is the first time I visit this board and I fucking love this place already.

>> No.9813843

look at me
look at me
look at me
hey, look at me, love
I can even do this with my eyes closed
seriously, look at me

>> No.9813844
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I'm trying to wrap my head around this cow. What are the benefits of installing this device on one? Surely a cow will happily eat enough that you'll never need to suplement it extras through a fancy hole in its stomach.
Could it be that this cow in particular has some kind of eating issues, and putting a hole in their side to allow for manual insertion of food was the best method?
But what's even more curious is that it's such a clean modification, whoever did it was obviously proud of their work.
The surgery would absolutely be expensive, and it might just be easier to slaughter the cow for food.

So I'm thinking that this cow is... loved? Or is it the first of its kind - a testament that if we wanted to, we can definitely do this.

>> No.9813849

Maybe her butt hurts.

>> No.9813854

It's so they can study how cow digestion works. Seriously.

>> No.9813864

Jesus fucking christ. I'm so morbidly fascinated. I'm assuming (hoping) this is for the good of the cows, I wonder how it impacts their psychology.

>> No.9813865

I'll be coming back at you with something new, or old.

alright cool


>> No.9813874

It's a fucking cow, it doesn't give a shit.

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>> No.9813891

Koreans use scissors to cut pretty much everything in the kitchen, shit's crazy.

>> No.9813899
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Just for old times sake

>> No.9813912

Yeah, having done a bit of research on it, results have shown that the cows are actually pretty indifferent about it. In fact they often end up healthier than regular cows since their health is so closely monitored.
Then having one in a herd is better since you can take the healthy bacteria from the hole'd cow and give it to the unhealthy cows.
Naturally, YouTube comments are retarded as shit.

>> No.9813920


That whole burning thing was absolutely unnecessary. Looks like the dumbest shit to be honest - I bet it's squid ink dough some other meme bullshit and the fucking fan fair like every other meme place.

>> No.9813936

>grown man
>doll house

>> No.9813944

the future is now...

>> No.9813975


>> No.9813986

is she a competitive eater or just a weird food fetish youtuber

>> No.9813993

Story goes she has some condition where her stomach never stops expanding until there's phsycially no more room due to her other organs.

As a result she always feels hungry and can consume insane amounts of food. So she did the responsible thing and eats mountains of food on youtube

>> No.9814018
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>he doesn't know about The Chan with native webm support

>> No.9814027

why don't we have webm with sound support?

>> No.9814036

Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place.

Nowadays gookmoot is too lazy and was using removing webm support altogether as a threat to buy 4chan passes because they "use too much bandwidth"

There's usually a >>>/wsg//ck/ thread for audio

>> No.9814037

thats gotta suck she should probably just eat like a bunch of fucking vegetables instead of 90000 hamburgers

>> No.9814050

i miss moot mk1

>> No.9814105

>I don't eat sweets
What's your address so we can mail you your trophy?

>> No.9814115

Only autistic weeb faggots would orgiami their junk food packages. And we're pretending that you actually don't eat the entire bag of whatever it is you open.

>> No.9814199

The ones that are "going along with it" are samefag posts from the guy that posted it.

>> No.9814200

Keep in mind that by "wood pulp" what they actually mean is cellulose or plant matter, they're literally saying this thing vegans eat is awful because it's used in a dairy product

>> No.9814212

But then you'd suffocate

>> No.9814369

Humanity has reached it's next stage in evolution

>> No.9814396


>> No.9814437

yes you do fatty

>> No.9814454

>you can't be fat if you don't eat sweets

>> No.9814479
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From what?

>> No.9814488

>fatty logic

>> No.9814517

because you don't cook you fucking anonymous retard.

>> No.9814519

>Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place.
That's still good logic. There's too many immature, basement dwelling millennials here going around with their epic trolling attempts for you apes to be trusted with the responsibility of having sound.

>> No.9814525

so, you? Read about this word meaning, it will blow your young, underaged mind

>> No.9814528

Screamers would be there at the start, but people would get over them quickly, like they did on /gif/ and /wsg/

>> No.9814540


Yeah, maybe. Also banning for them would probably help. Though I think part of the reasoning is to encourage video posting to stay on the gif boards, otherwise they would become obsolete in a way. And to an extent bandwidth issues as well.

>> No.9814569

this man is legit retarded

>> No.9814607
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>> No.9814630

every fucking time

>> No.9814633

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9814639

i wanna fuck those cakes

>> No.9814651

please stop posting this on every webm board. we know iPhones are horrid. but they can also see and read the thumbnail

>> No.9814681

try harder. just because some stuff is blended doesn't mean it's not food.

also you would be amazed what humans had to do to figure out how to make some foods edible. even plenty of plants you likely eat had to be specially processed to make you not die from eating it. such as poi

>> No.9814705
File: 2.53 MB, 1280x720, Dog Drink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9814712

need more women doing these

>> No.9814720

holy shit no wonder they're so good at licking pussy

>> No.9814783

this is why women shouldn't cook.

>> No.9814793


>> No.9814794
File: 1.99 MB, 270x216, 1392421181812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

this one?

>> No.9814815

also have some pizza

>> No.9814854

I'm going to assume this isn't work safe

>> No.9815139

Jack just can't comprehend how retarded he is, I wish he would give up already

>> No.9815142

Damn that's a great idea. I need to try this

>> No.9815221

>your razor is so dull you have to use it like a saw to cut through a fucking egg carton

>> No.9815408


>Last time on AMC's Baking Bad...

>> No.9815414

that webm should come with a dose of truvada

>> No.9815524

the girl eating the greek yogurt was cute

>> No.9815579

Magic chinaman candy

>> No.9815595

Your kind should be rangebanned.

>> No.9815596

She has cerebral palsy you shitlard

>> No.9815603

Most dollhouse and miniature makers are man.

>> No.9815612

Wait that's not a sugar glaze..
Wait a minute..

>> No.9815614

Does that cake needs ten men to complete it?

>> No.9815618


>> No.9815842

that's what they all say when they try to cook.

>> No.9815873
File: 70 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>that filename

>> No.9816117

filename works even better because he looks like douglas adams

>> No.9816218

Why do you even know that?

>> No.9816272
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>> No.9816389

She can't walk

>> No.9816511

Why would an Iphone user enter a webm thread

>> No.9816591

You will learn to hate it very soon

>> No.9816630

To increase her deductive abilities

>> No.9816637

Lime on lime isn't?

>> No.9816693


>> No.9816861

>Buttmad ishit users

>I need to sideload data to an entirely different application to view a well establish web video format because every browser allowed on my device has to rely on the same overly restricted, outdadated framework

>Paying for a 4chan app

>> No.9816865

>Tongue folds backwards to cup water
This confuses me a lot more than it should

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