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>>9810827is that like asian masao?
>>9810827>>9810864gotta give credit where credit is due- that's a pretty smart move. i'm assuming the toilet bowl is full of rubbing alcohol as fuel- is that a hot enough flame to cook with?
>>9811389>>9811374>>9811368>>9811397some lonely fat feminist vlogger woman sits down each day and shits out ideas like this for her daily housewife DIY video. what a life.
>>9811397What's the point though? Just holding your knives up in a safe way?
>>9811374I sure love opening my fridge door and have all my sauces fly out
>>9811468Hey pal, they have this pretty cool invention called a "latex glove" now, it's crazy huh
>>9811397I have a fucking knife block, why would I need to do this?
>>9810827>go to take a shit and Chong has left the stove on again
>>9811439Wouldn't anything work better than a fucking clothes hanger? Like a paper clip, or a file clip, or a clothes pin?
>>9811531Better yet just fold the fucking thing
>>9811484>tfw contacts so I don't know how it feels
>>9811547just use a giant weird clothes hanger with metal clips that everyone totally owns. way easier and more convenient
>>9811368>>9811374>>9811389>>9811397>>9811447>>9811468when would any of these ever be necessary?
>>9811563It doesn't have anything to do with your eyes anon
>Starts a new thread by reposting the second half of the last thread
>>9811514I know it only took like two minutes, but it feels way too tedious for such a shitty payoff.
>>9811572Then why am I immune to onion tears?
>>9811566I literally don't own a single one of those. Folding is fast and easy unless you have a motor impairment
>>9811575>reposts OCrub insulation in your eyes you worthless faggot
>>9811397i bet you that fatty doesnt wash the knife afterwards thinking "the rice will dry it!!! :)"
>>9811468or you know, wash your hands afterwards
>>9811572>>9811580i wear contacts too, and i dont cry from cutting onions
>>9811572The fuck are you talking about? It literally does. Cutting an onion causes it to produce lachrymatory factor synthase, a gaseous chemical that forms sulphenic acid when it contacts the water on the surface of your eye.The irritation causes your lacrimal glands to kick in and you tear up.
>>9811648This is a blue board anon
>>9811468wh*te ""people"" were a mistake
>>9811648kys yourself faggot
>>9811648Damn that's fucking sick, enjoy your v& faggot
>>9811648Thats fucked up.
>>9811418Wouldn't you risk cracking the bowl?
>>9811368Why not just use a magnetic strip?
>>9811368>>9811374>>9811389>>9811397>>9811468I bet this chick's kitchen looks hilarious.
>>9811368>>9811374>>9811389>>9811397>>9811439>>9811447>>9811447Aren't these Russians trying to bank off making life hack videos? I see this shit all over facebook.
>>9811439I mean... really? A normal person just buys a couple clothes pins and keeps them in a drawer filled with crap. This just makes you look like a crazy person with random mismatched garbage all over your house and random fucking clothes hangers on your coffee beans.
>>9811598Takoyaki is delicious but I wouldn't go near canned takoyaki. It's everywhere in Japan and dirt cheap. Who is this product even for? Shut ins?
>>9811648Works fine for me.
>>9811648I'd say go back to Le Reedit but they ride the iPhone cock.
>>9811648>tfw you bought merlin 6 months ago due to a /d/ webm thread
>>9810864>>9810827Looks like he's creating a poopoo platter.
>>9811484>not just wearing jack's onion goggles
>>9811648I mean then they just go ahead and eat it? Jesus
>>9811389I'd do this if I didn't have cupboard space
>>9811468PROTIP: stop yourself crying when cutting onions by putting a plastic bag over your head
>>9811418due to the color of the flame, i want to guess that it's sterno or some equivalent
>>9811648>Posting this on /ck/Come on.
>>9811648>iPhone users won't see thisWhat is VLC?
>>9811447This one is actually rather clever and serves a purposeMost of the rest just seem autismal
>>9811447>have to do it very slowly because the rubber band will fling shit all over the kitchen if you dont, saving absolutely no time top jej
>>9811976Nah just scrap it on the side or use the knife you inevitably have handy already.
>>9811976>rather cleverNah. Just use a knife, your finger, or literally any other number of things.
>>9810827gooks are subhuman
>>9812020A low bitrate is ok if there are no fine details to see but when you have subtitles like that it makes them unreadable.
>>9811505Seriously who the fuck puts their index finger on the spine of the blade like that?
>>9811648I don't even believe what I just witnessed.
>>9811513shut the fuck up, retard
>>9811563This. Sometimes I do it wearing glasses and cry like a little girl.
>>9811502Is Cherrypie a dude or a grill?
>>9811397>don't wash rice>find rat crap months later>ate rat crap for months
>>9811468But I love the burn on my dick afterwards.
>>9811397prepare for monster rats and roaches in your kitchennever leave food out in the open
>Calendar must be commercially available>You have to eat each chocolate in order>You have to finish each one before even touching the next door>If you rip off a door you failSomething seasonal.
>>9811439are you dominican?
>>9811418Definitely won't get hot enough for a wok, no.
>>9812233>You have to finish each one before even touching the next doorThank you I was wondering why he was doing the retarded gape.
>>9810827While those in Detroit complain about flammable water, the Chinese are making lemonade
>>9812246Guinness always sets odd requirements to ensure level playing fields. Like in this one where they said you could make the initial cut before the time starts but after that you can't touch the pizza with your hands at all.
>>9812252the worst one was the powdered donut eating record, where you couldn't even lick your lips once or you were disqualified.They definitely make you work for it.
Does anyone else even care about these world record food things? I'm making them cause I like the Beast but I can make something else.
>>9812268I like them. I'm a fan of the LA beast myself.
>>9812268Any OC is good OC, but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded itt. butthut encoder
>>9812268>Does anyone else even care about these world record food things?No, but they are some of the better ones compared to the garbage videos that get posted in webm threads these days, so feel free to continue.
>>9812272>discards half of the onions
>>9812272just in case you ever need a tablespoon of onion mush
>>9812272>>9812276Fair enough. I'm not great at webms and it's hard to make something decent quality beyond a minute or so and those type of things work for it.
>>9812279>>9812282He's demonstrating how finely he chops onions to put in the stock cubes
>>9812219>deconstructedthat shit pisses me off to no endbreaking up a klondike bar? that'll be $100 (plus a tip)!
>>9811603Cat food for humans.
>>9811904Thats sort of how acryllic polymers are made.
>>9811674Jesus Christ a chicken died for this shit.
>>9812311detroit pizza is truly the best
>>9812272Who brings a knife and an onion to a radio interview?
>>9812333not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>9812335same kind of guy that brings a knife and an onion to a gunfight
>>9812336He's high on meth
>>9812336he's like 80 and high
>>9812336You have done this to me in every single fucking thread. I know it's you because the filename.In a different reality, I might have called you... friend.
>>9811484Wow, its really helpful that she demonstrates how to chew gum and dip an onion, I'm glad she took the time to film herself!
>>9812336Like fucking clockwork
>>9812358not sure if affection or sadness
>>9812395It's the roles we were meant to play. Like two enemies meeting across the battlefield; I don't hate you for doing your job. I'm just here to do my job better.
>>9812219>>9812290>Not recognizing satire
>>9811522holy shit, underrated post
>>9811723yes. one made a cooling machine tutorial using nitrogen or something.
>>9811966>t. literal soyboybegone manchild
>>9811484I want to spank her
>>9811983Do you know what this is from?
>>9812487It's from a UK show called The Restaurant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM
>>9811603These are interesting but this guy seriously needs to stop using the auto white balance. This stuff is already unappetizing but the camera is working overtime to deliver that queasiness.
>>9812399Goddamn dude that guy takes it like an absolute champ
Anyone have the link to the marie videos? I really want to watch oilsauce right now.
>>9811484>cutting while sittingshould be punishable by death desu
>>9810827Where the hell is the gas coming from in these? It can't be sewer gas, can it?
>>9812518everything before the razor is ok though
>>9812233I thought he was taking apart a fucking motherboard and eating it for a sec.
>>9811497>alright, let's get this out on a tray...>nice.
>>9812549He probably will if you suggest it to him.
>>9812231don't live in a dumpster
>>9812399I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this
>>9812128A trap.No seriously. Not memeing. An actual trap.
>>9811648Holy shit, who even does that to a squid?!
>>9812525Jesus Christ, thank you. It was taking me forever otherwise to search for it.
>>9812614Is it weird if I find it kinda hot? I mean it's fucking disturbing, but she looks surprisingly nice.
>>9812525That is giving me fucking anxiety watching it.
>>9812621The hell is wrong with you? I bet you thought the snail insertion part was hot, too, huh? Sick bastard.
>>9811966lost it at the maraschino cherries
>>9811648>tfw iPhone user>have vlcNice try, senpai
>>9812336STOP DOING THAT
>>9812041This is actually very good.
>>9812041>caring about the subtiltles>posting shitgo away
>>9811966>clumping prevented with wood pulponly in Parmesan. that's garbage to begin with. grate it yourselfother cheeses, like grated mozzarella use corn starch to prevent clumping
>>9812547>lime on pizza, fries and watermelon>okay
>>9811674anyone got the Shakira canned chicken gif?
>>9812674I think I might try it on chips next time I'm having some actually. If vinegar works lime might also.
>>9811428>projecting this hard
>>9812380it's her job you retard
>>9811648that people are unironically going along with this is making me want to kms. iphone users can see the thumbnail you silly boys
>>9811451In busy cities they illegally sublet apartments. Imagine a small apartment cut up in four or five. Most likely this guy has a toilet and a quarter of a living room. There is literally no place else to do it.see these for more toilet kitchenshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/05/the-coffin-homes-of-hong-kong/526881/https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/07/hong-kong-living-trapped-lam-photos/
>>9812311chinks need to ease with the fucking makeup, they look like clowns.
>>9812333>>9812336I swear to God I have seen this webm with the same reply before. Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.
>>9812525any idea where to find the rest of the episode? I want to see what happens
>>9812735I've been looking but I haven't found it yet.It's fucking impossible to search for because the name is so generic.
>>9811468>soyboys will defend this
>>9811984>>9811983>>9811976You can just turn the scoop sideways and knock it a bit against the side of the container. Any excess powder will fall off.
>>9811439>clothes pins don't exist
>>9811547I can't really tell what is going on in step 5, but unless he's casting a magic spell on it, I don't see how it doesn't come undone.
>>9812649found the mexican
>>9812703ok that is some gentle chopping
>>9812811what the actual shit>>9812820what is wrong with her arms?>>9812826and this is why you don't use kitchenaide
>>9812272>but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded itI know that feel
>>9812820>>9812849>you will never have a qt handicapped wife trying her best to make a good mealWhy even live?
>>9811531but then you can't hang it up in your closet
>>9812272>but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded ityeah...yeah.
>>9811514It looks diseased
What do people use to make this anyway? Someone linked this a while back but it doesn't seem to work with Youtube...https://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>>9812945I use this. https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
>>9812942Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!
>>9812732It's the customary reply.
>>9812969So is the one you replied to.
>>9812311>sighs in Korean
>>9811502>soup with chopsticks
>>9811966Why are vegans against eating wood pulp?
>>9812836celebral palsy or whatever its called. same thing the kid from breaking bad has
>>9811428I feel bad for you if you're that bitter.
>>9811648But they can see the thumbnail. Why isn’t the first second of it something else then the rest that message?
>>9811447I do this when painting with a brush.
>>9812820I want to marry a disabled girl like this.
>>9813033Anyone who interacts with females is bitter that they are so useless and disgusting. That includes women.
>>9812941>Oil is ice cold>Still drops the steak in out of fear of burning himself, dangerously spilling oil all over the place and increasing the risks of an oil fire/burnsHow terrible can one man be
>>9811484I don't really get the whole onion crying thing, not once in my life have I experienced even the slightest tearing up while cutting an onion. Am I immune or have I just been unknowingly cutting onions correctly my whole life? I dont even know what the "correct" way is because I've never had an issue.
>>9811575Do you have the entire video? I wanna see this guy actually chug 4 beers at once, with his setup you are forced to commit because if you stop and put it down all of the beer will just spill out lol
>>9813320Damn, I don't know how people can chug like that, I don't think I could do that with 4 bottles of water without stopping at least once.
>>9812926My friend allways use a scissor to cut the pizza. But I'am not autistic so I don't (Stopped) Judgeing him.
>>9812674Dude choked him so hard he turned into Denzel Washington.
>>9812945youtube-dl and ffmpeg
>>9813079>increasing the risks of an oil fire/burnshe splashed a small amount of oil, he's not going to start a fire you fucking mong
>>9813080>literally can't even open a bottle with a bottle opener
>>9811468you never heard of gloves?
>>9813405>>9812945just use ffmpeg with 1 quick command:ffmpeg -i candy2.mp4 -ss 00:00:22.000 -to 00:00:48.900 -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 500K -vf scale=750:-1 -filter:v "setpts=1*PTS" -an candy2.webm1*PTS = Speed-crf (5-60) = quality750 = width in px500k = bitrate-ss = start time-to = end time-i = inputfile.mp4-an = outputfile.webm
>>9812233That took way longer than I thought it would
>>9812268I thought they stopped doing food records because people were giving themselves diabetes to win pointless titlesShe's pretty cute tho
>>9812188Me too. I also like to rub some of the juice under my eyes. Masochism is weird.
>>9812268keep on keeping on
>>9811505reminds me of 790 from lexx
>>9813574this is weirdly decent
>>9812814I actually had this. It's pretty fucking good. Not something I'd eat all the time, but for a one-off thing I was surprised by how much I liked it.
>>9812849who names their kid Cerebral lol
>>9811468>>9811484Call me crazy but I've never had a problem with my skin burning after chopping jalapenos or crying around onionsIf scientists would like to study my dna I will gladly provide samples
>>9812836>this is why you don't use kitchenaideI use the fuck out of my kitchenaide.But not for stuff I can literally do quicker and easier with my hands.
>>9812886actually on my current trajectory that's about the best I can hope for
>>9813671I don't eat sweets but visually that's incredible
>>9813697Our family cooks a lot with hot pepper and never in our lives used glove or any protection when cutting them. We are white by the way. The only place I have seen this glove thing is on /ck/ so I am pretty sure it is some meme pushed by kikefeed or something.
>>9811505>>9812056How is that bad?
>>9813569It triggers me how much he is touching the meat in the hot pan. Otherwise looks tasty.
>>9812836>and this is why you don't let Jack in the kitchenFIFY
>>9813498Is that that fucking Slav Dendy video?
>>9811575Why would anyone want to do this?
>>9811591That looks more appetizing than the canned bread I have seen in an MRE video
>>9813798Boredom, for kudos or youtube views?
>>9811648Why would an iphone user even come to this thread, faggot?
>>9811764>she didn't have time fo dat
>>9813823Why does she sit like that?
>>9810827This is the first time I visit this board and I fucking love this place already.
>>9812272look at melook at melook at mehey, look at me, loveI can even do this with my eyes closedseriously, look at meLOOK AT ME I USED TO BE RELEVANT AND NOW I CAN"T COPE WITH BEING A LOSER
>>9813525I'm trying to wrap my head around this cow. What are the benefits of installing this device on one? Surely a cow will happily eat enough that you'll never need to suplement it extras through a fancy hole in its stomach.Could it be that this cow in particular has some kind of eating issues, and putting a hole in their side to allow for manual insertion of food was the best method?But what's even more curious is that it's such a clean modification, whoever did it was obviously proud of their work.The surgery would absolutely be expensive, and it might just be easier to slaughter the cow for food.So I'm thinking that this cow is... loved? Or is it the first of its kind - a testament that if we wanted to, we can definitely do this.
>>9813837Maybe her butt hurts.
>>9813844It's so they can study how cow digestion works. Seriously.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow
>>9813854Jesus fucking christ. I'm so morbidly fascinated. I'm assuming (hoping) this is for the good of the cows, I wonder how it impacts their psychology.
>>9812553I'll be coming back at you with something new, or old.alright cool cya
>>9813864It's a fucking cow, it doesn't give a shit.
>>9812926Koreans use scissors to cut pretty much everything in the kitchen, shit's crazy.
>>9813891Just for old times sake
>>9813874Yeah, having done a bit of research on it, results have shown that the cows are actually pretty indifferent about it. In fact they often end up healthier than regular cows since their health is so closely monitored.Then having one in a herd is better since you can take the healthy bacteria from the hole'd cow and give it to the unhealthy cows.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7TY9t0VBxUNaturally, YouTube comments are retarded as shit.
>>9813899That whole burning thing was absolutely unnecessary. Looks like the dumbest shit to be honest - I bet it's squid ink dough some other meme bullshit and the fucking fan fair like every other meme place.
>>9812879>grown man>doll house
>>9812383the future is now...
>>9813944CAUSEWE DRIPPIN FLAVOR
>>9812966>>9812942>>9812932is she a competitive eater or just a weird food fetish youtuber
>>9813986Story goes she has some condition where her stomach never stops expanding until there's phsycially no more room due to her other organs.As a result she always feels hungry and can consume insane amounts of food. So she did the responsible thing and eats mountains of food on youtube
>>9811648>he doesn't know about The Chan with native webm support
why don't we have webm with sound support?
>>9814027Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place. Nowadays gookmoot is too lazy and was using removing webm support altogether as a threat to buy 4chan passes because they "use too much bandwidth"There's usually a >>>/wsg//ck/ thread for audio
>>9813993thats gotta suck she should probably just eat like a bunch of fucking vegetables instead of 90000 hamburgers
>>9814036i miss moot mk1
>>9813774>I don't eat sweetsWhat's your address so we can mail you your trophy?
>>9811581Only autistic weeb faggots would orgiami their junk food packages. And we're pretending that you actually don't eat the entire bag of whatever it is you open.
>>9812712The ones that are "going along with it" are samefag posts from the guy that posted it.
>>9813026>>9812668Keep in mind that by "wood pulp" what they actually mean is cellulose or plant matter, they're literally saying this thing vegans eat is awful because it's used in a dairy product
>>9811867But then you'd suffocate
>>9811368Humanity has reached it's next stage in evolution
>>9813774yes you do fatty
>>9814437>you can't be fat if you don't eat sweets
>>9811580because you don't cook you fucking anonymous retard.
>>9814036>Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place.That's still good logic. There's too many immature, basement dwelling millennials here going around with their epic trolling attempts for you apes to be trusted with the responsibility of having sound.
>>9814519>millennialsso, you? Read about this word meaning, it will blow your young, underaged mind
>>9814519Screamers would be there at the start, but people would get over them quickly, like they did on /gif/ and /wsg/
>>9814525>implying>>9814528Yeah, maybe. Also banning for them would probably help. Though I think part of the reasoning is to encourage video posting to stay on the gif boards, otherwise they would become obsolete in a way. And to an extent bandwidth issues as well.
>>9812941this man is legit retarded
>>9812942every fucking time
>>9814607i wanna fuck those cakes
>>9811648please stop posting this on every webm board. we know iPhones are horrid. but they can also see and read the thumbnail
>>9811966try harder. just because some stuff is blended doesn't mean it's not food.also you would be amazed what humans had to do to figure out how to make some foods edible. even plenty of plants you likely eat had to be specially processed to make you not die from eating it. such as poi
>>9812252need more women doing these
>>9814705holy shit no wonder they're so good at licking pussy
>>9812820this is why women shouldn't cook.
also have some pizza
>>9813777I'm going to assume this isn't work safe
>>9812826Jack just can't comprehend how retarded he is, I wish he would give up already
>>9811575Damn that's a great idea. I need to try this
>>9811374>your razor is so dull you have to use it like a saw to cut through a fucking egg carton
>>9812820>>9812849>Last time on AMC's Baking Bad...
>>9813285that webm should come with a dose of truvada
>>9811966the girl eating the greek yogurt was cute
>>9811904Magic chinaman candy
>>9812965Your kind should be rangebanned.
>>9814783She has cerebral palsy you shitlard
>>9813936Most dollhouse and miniature makers are man.
>>9813777Wait that's not a sugar glaze..Wait a minute..That's..hmm
>>9813777Does that cake needs ten men to complete it?
>>9814633STOP DOING THAT
>>9815596that's what they all say when they try to cook.
>>9812399filename works even better because he looks like douglas adams
>>9815603Why do you even know that?
>>9812532She can't walk
>>9811648Why would an Iphone user enter a webm thread
>>9813841You will learn to hate it very soon
>>9813837To increase her deductive abilities
>>9812547Lime on lime isn't?
>>9811872>>9811877>>9811961>>9813040>>9813808>>9814651>>9816511>Buttmad ishit users>>9812631>>9812712>I need to sideload data to an entirely different application to view a well establish web video format because every browser allowed on my device has to rely on the same overly restricted, outdadated framework>>9811814>>9814018>Paying for a 4chan app
>>9814705>Tongue folds backwards to cup waterThis confuses me a lot more than it should