On my way up to my dorm room with a perfect, perfect pizza.

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Anonymous Fri Dec 8 16:59:33 2017 No.9810262 [Reply] [Original]

On my way up to my dorm room with a perfect, perfect pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:03:12 2017 No.9810279 He shoots aaaaaaand... misses!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:07:25 2017 No.9810289 >>9810262 that looks like chuck e cheese pizza. which isn't too bad actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:27:27 2017 No.9810378 >>9810289 Enjoy your HFCS, sickeningly sweet ketchup child palate sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:29:59 2017 No.9810390 5/10 perfectly perfectly average

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:35:12 2017 No.9810405 >>9810289 Nah, i'd say lil caesars. Orange box lip at the bottom gave it away. $5.99 for that pizza is great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:36:14 2017 No.9810409 Looks edible for a $5 7/11 pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:51:18 2017 No.9810467 >>9810262 Looks disgusting. Get some vegetables on there faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:54:52 2017 No.9810480 >>9810262 Get the Lil' Caesars Deep Dish next time fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:01:19 2017 No.9810500 >>9810262 I'd guess it's a Little Caesars, good choice bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:03:43 2017 No.9810509 >>9810262 now that the kids have ordered...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:18:22 2017 No.9810571 >>9810509 REEEE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:20:03 2017 No.9810581 >>9810262 >pepperoni pizza You must be 18+ to visit this website. My guess is you have at least 5 more years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:21:24 2017 No.9810591 >>9810262 >perfect, perfect pizza. it's only a perfect, perfect pizza if you got righteously stoned before consuming

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:45:46 2017 No.9810896 >>9810289 when is the last time you went to a chuck e cheese to even remember what their pizza is like

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 20:19:35 2017 No.9811008 >>9810581 My thoughts exactly. OP must be an engineer STEM faggot to think this even remotely acceptable

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:02:06 2017 No.9811159 >>9810262 >dorm room I smell bullshit. No college student would ever go pick up pizza themselves. Delivery all the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:08:18 2017 No.9811191 >>9811159 >all college students are ok paying extra for delivery t. richie rich

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:10:22 2017 No.9811200 >>9811159 delivery to dorm room, no tip, then call back to claim the pizza was wrong and get a free one. That's the college dorm special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:12:20 2017 No.9811209 File: 128 KB, 1920x1080, pizza degrease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810262 You better degrease that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:21:07 2017 No.9811240 >>9810262 Is the perfect one underneath that greasy pile of shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:26:20 2017 No.9811254 File: 134 KB, 1440x810, 1512449308681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810262 REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING PIZZA FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BORAD!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:53:52 2017 No.9811385 >>9810480 Little Caesars isn't even acceptable from a bargain pizza standpoint. By far the worst pizza chain in America.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:55:50 2017 No.9811399 >>9810896 two or three weeks ago i went to my niece's birthday party there

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:07:33 2017 No.9811455 File: 75 KB, 750x823, article-2547323-1b04ca0500000578-594_634x6962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811254 >TFW 2 nukes wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:18:36 2017 No.9811516 I hope there are anchovies on that thing...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:18:57 2017 No.9811518 Is that for the kids? What are the adults having?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:35:54 2017 No.9811582 File: 1.15 MB, 2048x1536, blackolivesanchoviestomato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811518

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:43:32 2017 No.9811602 >>9811385 But Papa John's is worse in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:40:30 2017 No.9812375 >>9811518 College students aren't adults.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:54:10 2017 No.9812413 File: 80 KB, 672x960, IMG_0960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811516 Nigga go back to the sewer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:05:48 2017 No.9812437 >>9811200 >delivery to dorm room, no tip, then call back to claim the pizza was wrong and get a free one. That's the college dorm special. I don’t know why this made me laugh so hars

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:07:54 2017 No.9812441 >>9811200 >delivery to dorm room, no tip, then call back to claim the pizza was wrong and get a free one. That's the college dorm special. I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:41:48 2017 No.9812922 >>9811191 Many of them don't have cars. So it's either delivery or walk several blocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:45:56 2017 No.9812928 >>9812922 >walking a few blocks is an unreasonable way to save money t. richie rich and fat too

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:02:06 2017 No.9812957 File: 1.09 MB, 750x1000, marcos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks good af for little ceasars, but Marcos is the king of chain pizza joints. pic related, half sausage and pep, half sausage and feta

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Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:11:13 2017 No.9812980
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>all these 'in-your-face' opinions
>'hur dur pepperoni? What are you a child?'
Chill out anons. It's perfectly fine to have your own opinion but there is nothing wrong with a basic pizza pie.

For me though it's definitely meatball broccoli on garlic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:13:45 2017 No.9812983 >>9812980 >Chill out anons. It's perfectly fine to have your own opinion but there is nothing wrong with a basic pizza pie. A basic pizza pie is tomato sauce, ham, cheese and mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:19:10 2017 No.9812997 File: 118 KB, 500x522, 1241284371283713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812983 4 u

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:22:40 2017 No.9813005 File: 263 KB, 555x474, 1509150766374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810262 >perfect, perfect pizza >pepperoni only

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:24:09 2017 No.9813008 >>9812928 I said "several", not "a few". You might want to get your brain checked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 10:16:27 2017 No.9813149 It's just bread with stuff on top that's fixed in place by melted cheese. Stop trying to turn it into some kind of gourmet hipster food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 10:18:09 2017 No.9813156 >>9813008 >I said "several", not "a few" in your fat lazy mind, what's the difference between "walking a few blocks" and "walking several blocks"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 10:48:35 2017 No.9813233 File: 2.32 MB, 4096x2304, DSC_0028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >perfect pizza >not homemade go'za' kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:16:03 2017 No.9814155 >>9813149 What are some examples of gourmet hipster foods?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:24:00 2017 No.9814179 File: 101 KB, 920x613, Brooklyn-Porridge-Co.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9814155 artisanal porridge

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:36:31 2017 No.9814217 File: 21 KB, 412x351, 0eb4b58d0b26f174b4bd4299c4c8befc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wife is gone for the weekend thinking of a pizza with mushrooms, anchovies and black olives but I think something's missing help?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:53:20 2017 No.9814270 >>9810262 I don't see any PizzaHut Peruvian cherry peppers on there, it's like you aren't even trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:01:56 2017 No.9814300 File: 406 KB, 1343x1077, 20161230_233002_crop_841x675-1343x1077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810262 Domino's makes a pretty good pizza for $5.99

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:02:03 2017 No.9814302 >>9814217 Banana Peppers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:04:11 2017 No.9814310 >>9814217 Is your wife's boyfriend going to come over to cook with you while she's away?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:04:23 2017 No.9814313 File: 2.56 MB, 190x200, 1406233939363.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811385 >he thinks Pizza Hut is acceptable

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:04:31 2017 No.9814315 >>9814217 Cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:05:04 2017 No.9814316 >>9810262 I'd dip my balls in that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:12:13 2017 No.9814544 File: 38 KB, 640x480, Steve-Bannon-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9814300 >pepperoni sausage and bacon with extra cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:15:12 2017 No.9814558 >>9814300 Best chain hands down, prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:15:55 2017 No.9814561 >>9814313 he's gonna take you back to the past

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:19:14 2017 No.9814578 >>9814217 Pineapple garcon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:20:09 2017 No.9814581 >>9814217 Jalapenos

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:57:31 2017 No.9815625

>ever having more than 2 toppings on your pizza

Are you a child, a fatty, or an indecisive pussy? 3-topping combo pizzas are NEVER better than their 2-topping brethren. With 3 you are overloading the pizza and turning a two-topping tango into a mushy mess. Might as well cook the fucking pizza in the slow cooker because three toppings pizza are consistently homogeneous in taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 22:48:09 2017 No.9815766 >>9810262 >he doesn't eat cheese and leaves meme pizza pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 22:49:33 2017 No.9815770 File: 3.85 MB, 4032x3024, 1487670655763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] homemade 'za

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 22:55:50 2017 No.9815793 >>9815770 >try to make dough >idiot housemate left my yeast out of the freezer and killed it then put it back >dough doesn't rise at all >cry quietly and turn it into pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 23:04:15 2017 No.9815822 File: 256 KB, 552x464, 55MWqhs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812957 Fucking right they are. Apparently I got pizza from there so often they still deliver to me despite being outside their delivery range. Great service, amazing pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 23:06:31 2017 No.9815829 File: 50 KB, 682x594, 1504542767494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only people that live in Colorado or Washington know about Pudge Brothers Pizza

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 23:07:07 2017 No.9815834

>>9815822
Maybe should clarify I moved outside their delivery range.

>>9814313
I had gotten Pizza Hut for the first time in years after I moved since they were the only place in my delivery area. The crust was so soggy that every slice just fell apart. It's like they soaked it in water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 00:05:38 2017 No.9815987 >>9815834 Pizza Hut is garbage, I would rather is Little Caesars if those were the only two options

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 00:15:40 2017 No.9816027 >>9815793 I thought you could "revive" frozen yeast? Did you try to let it proof after defrosting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 01:13:54 2017 No.9816230 >>9816027 you can revive frozen yeast, but only if your retarded housemate didn't leave it out with the lid off on a hot summer day then put it back hoping it would still be fine

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 08:18:04 2017 No.9817152 File: 174 KB, 1200x1000, 1512618129349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812980 >broccoli on pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 08:28:32 2017 No.9817174 File: 53 KB, 403x448, 1512858696869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9817152 >arbitrary rules about which vegetables can or can't go on pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 08:33:25 2017 No.9817184 >>9812980 >>9817152 That's clearly broccoli rabe, which is not the same thing as broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 08:42:02 2017 No.9817201 >>9815829 Lived in Washington, West and East, for 24 years. Never heard of them, where are they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:05:05 2017 No.9817264 >>9811209 why do people ever do this? surely the caloric difference is negligible. just enjoy your food and save your kitchen roll. or don't eat greasy food in the first place. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 09:59:44 2017 No.9817437 >>9811240 You realize the grease is due to real cheese being used, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:17:21 2017 No.9817877 >>9810467 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:32:14 2017 No.9817912 >>9815770 putting a bunch of shit on a frozen pizza doesn't make it homemade

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:35:48 2017 No.9817926 File: 229 KB, 1280x720, IMG_20171210_171600_136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy greasedisks nerds

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:50:07 2017 No.9817956 God people... learn to fucking butter/oil your crusts. Jesus fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 13:30:26 2017 No.9818089 >>9810262 >Meme pizza >Perfect If you say soo OP, enjoy your grease pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 13:48:23 2017 No.9818160 >>9817926 >gamer keyboard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 15:21:24 2017 No.9818487 >>9813005 Is this what happens when the Chinese try to draw white people?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 15:35:36 2017 No.9818547 >>9810262 >pleberoni end your existence

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:33:07 2017 No.9818910 >>9817912 I made the dough and the sauce, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:34:32 2017 No.9818919 >>9817201 They used to be in Seattle, dunno if they still are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:43:33 2017 No.9818950 >>9814217 Capers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:44:01 2017 No.9820369 File: 704 KB, 2560x1536, 20171210_200339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my pizza. Hows it compare to OP?

Anonymous Mon Dec 11 00:47:40 2017 No.9820381
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lil ceasars 6$ whateverthefuckitscalled pizza is actually very good if you order it fresh
Its better than popeyejogns, dominos or pizza hut
Pizza hut is worst than most frozen pizzas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:45:12 2017 No.9822153 >>9814217 >but I think something's missing Your wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:48:02 2017 No.9822157 >>9814217 Spinach

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 11:48:53 2017 No.9822163 >>9817877 Peppers, onions, mushrooms, olives and jalapenos

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:43:59 2017 No.9823293 Should I make pizza from scratch? What should I know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:47:46 2017 No.9823307 >>9817877 Mushroom, Onion, and Olive, plus any meat. I call it the "Nobody likes me" trio, but they add the best flavor and texture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:52:21 2017 No.9823322 >>9820369 Looks like shit, work on your presentation

Anoɳymous Mon Dec 11 17:07:11 2017 No.9823394

>>9822153
underrated
>>9815793
I once made pizza and just forgot the yeast. Didn't realize until I had it in the oven because I am retarded. It was like eating really thick lasagna plates with pizza topping next to them because it just slided right off of there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:18:02 2017 No.9823435 >>9823307 me and you would be good friends my guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:48:30 2017 No.9823550 File: 1.45 MB, 1600x1200, pizzaburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i need to make another one of these with my bros some day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:25:23 2017 No.9823685 Feels like the Little Ceasars closest to me has really stepped up their game in the last tear. Shit like the OP's pie tasted better than equivalents from either Pizza Hut or Papa John's IMO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:28:31 2017 No.9823702 File: 619 KB, 1484x2225, SAM_PANOPOLOUS_42758833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:37:23 2017 No.9823751 >>9810262 >29 pepperoni paper thin slices Is this the great fucking depression?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 00:33:49 2017 No.9825123 File: 33 KB, 388x388, 1512358162093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812997 >YOU DARE TO WASTE THE SAUCE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 00:39:39 2017 No.9825142 i like papa johns, it's too bad they take forever. i'm literally like 2 minutes from them and they still take upwards of an hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:21:10 2017 No.9825706 >>9814217 Your wife will get some sausage while she's away

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:56:43 2017 No.9825903 File: 32 KB, 446x515, B464258F-2DB9-4977-9C2C-B8757BD58724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811582 >tomatoes >anchovies

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:59:37 2017 No.9825906 File: 128 KB, 1024x1024, 1498035550240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >giant disc of bread, cheese, and grease >consumed by one person >call it a meal America is so strange sometimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:13:37 2017 No.9825928 File: 85 KB, 640x392, jets-pizza-25-for-1251-6514392-regular.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9820381 DETROIT STYLE That looks so fucking good. Anyone ever have the chain Jets? >lil jetpack ww1 era german mascot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:31:49 2017 No.9826851 >>9811209 >Negligible difference, while potentially putting harmful shit on your food from the paper towel Fucking retarded, why do you people do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:55:12 2017 No.9826933 >>9815834 I had a similar experience last time I ordered. the individual slices couldn't hold themselves together. That combined with the obnoxiously sweet sauce has led me to think I likely won't ever order pizza hut again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:26:20 2017 No.9827037 >>9826851 Because they're retarded and think sopping up excess grease is going to help them not get as fat when it's the fucking dough itself that's going to make them fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:27:57 2017 No.9827039 >>9826851 >harmful shit from the paper towel Is this kind of thing allowed in clapistan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:28:11 2017 No.9827041 >>9827037 >dough is more calorie dense than fat Back to school, doofus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:30:57 2017 No.9827052 >>9827041 >unused carbs don't get turned into fat No dipshit, it's you who has to go back to school

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:32:34 2017 No.9827062 >>9827052 >eats a fucking pizza >thinks it's the carbs that make him a fat bastard. Typical lard ass in denial.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:33:36 2017 No.9827064 >>9827052 >unused fats don't contribute to weight gain. Retard.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:35:52 2017 No.9827075

>>9827062
I'm on keto and have lost 40lbs(went from 387 to 347 just changing my diet) in a month and a half from not eating carbs but still eating meat and cheese, you have no idea what you're talking about
>>9827064
Read above, when you stop using carbs as your primary energy source your body adjusts and starts using fats, since fats take longer to break down, you don't feel as hungry which means you don't eat as much

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:37:50 2017 No.9827077

>>9827052
>>unused carbs don't get turned into fat
Clearly. But that applies to calories from any source, not just carbs. It applies equally to protein and fat. And guess which of those the majority of calories in pizza comes from? Yeah, that's right, the fat. It's not only more calorically dense than carbs, it's also found in larger amounts in pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:38:22 2017 No.9827079 >>9827075 calories in < calories out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:39:02 2017 No.9827082 >>9810378 >"look at me guys im better than you" pretentious faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:39:28 2017 No.9827084 >>9823751 are you actually autistic to count all of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:39:39 2017 No.9827086 >>9827077 Anyone who blames carbs for being a disgusting, obese piece of shit is clearly in denial. Calories as a unit of energy is all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:40:42 2017 No.9827092 >>9827082 >pretentious You clearly don't know what that word means, dipshit. Now run along, the adults are talking.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:40:55 2017 No.9827093

>>9827079
It's not all about calories jack ass, carbs make you hungry even when your body doesn't need food, switching to a diet which relies on fat and protein is way more healthy
>>9827086
Right, so everyone should just chug soda all the time instead of water, eat bread and pastas for their meals and they will be healthy, right

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:42:41 2017 No.9827098 >>9827093 Italians haven't gone extinct, last I checked. Really depends on how you define "Healthy".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:43:05 2017 No.9827103 >>9827093 It's all about calories, retard. Without a calorific deficit you will not lose weight. Now please continue to redefine the laws of thermodynamics somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:44:39 2017 No.9827108 >>9827103 Ok, you're probably right, but eating a diet heavier in fats and proteins will prevent one from over eating, especially once one is in Ketostasis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:45:31 2017 No.9827113 >>9827093 >confusing nutrition with weight loss You're an idiot, it's pretty obvious why you're fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:46:36 2017 No.9827116 >>9827113 Not for long, I'm dropping weight like a bag of bricks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:48:15 2017 No.9827124 >>9827103 >continue to redefine the laws of thermodynamics kek'd a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:26:46 2017 No.9827259 File: 558 KB, 790x1018, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when /fit/ invades a /ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:28:42 2017 No.9827267 >>9827259 >when common sense enters a /ck/ thread. ftfy, dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:32:25 2017 No.9827286 >>9827259 Fatty boobatty

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:32:30 2017 No.9827287 >>9810405 its 5$

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:46:02 2017 No.9827334 this fucking thread. americans are disgusting pigs holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:50:25 2017 No.9827350 >>9810262 Thanks for the update Blake. See ya on the quad broskie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:52:09 2017 No.9827357 >>9825906 >eating ingredients combined into an item >consuming it for subsistence >call it a meal indeed the world is a strange place

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:48:46 2017 No.9827808 File: 125 KB, 492x487, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9827394 >tfw small school >no actually good pizza joints near campus

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:13:34 2017 No.9827891 >>9827808 That sucks, I can get this shit delivered with 2 cans of coke and tip for about $17. Usually delivered in 15-20 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:21:40 2017 No.9827919 >>9827394 Idk man. I usually like a thinner crust unless I'm piss drunk. The extra dough helps in that case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:33:50 2017 No.9827977 >>9827808 Open one. School loans and business loans paid off within 1 year. Just use a fermented sourdough thin crust, a simple but quality tomato sauce and the rest shit garbage SYSCO toppings. You'll make a mint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:49:44 2017 No.9829134 >>9823550 gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:20:54 2017 No.9829246 >>9827977 this guy knows what hes talking about. I work in a pizza joint that brings in 80-100k a week and everything is ordered from sysco

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:19:33 2017 No.9829851 File: 80 KB, 550x412, princestreet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nyc's pizza selection makes living here much more tolerable

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:23:55 2017 No.9829869 >>9823751 I remember when i worked at a pizza place as a teen and my 40yo virgin boss was training me to put Exactly 30 per pizza never more. Ended up just dumping handfuls on there anyway, fuck tht guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:24:00 2017 No.9829872 >>9813008 >Food & Cooking >debating the difference between several and a few

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 12:16:20 2017 No.9831539 >>9815829 I'm going to try them tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:00:11 2017 No.9833273 >>9813156 The difference between a hot pizza and a cold one.

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:43:27 2017 No.9833421
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>>9814217

follow up

figured I;d save some money so I bought a meat lovers pizza at Aldi's and put my own sliced back olives and anchovies on it and then a generous sprinkling of grated mozzarella (all these extras were in the pantry section of my kitchen)

pizza was tasty my friends, oh so very tasty

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:47:25 2017 No.9833428
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>>9825928

yes
good pizza but one of the pricier chains in the Detroit area and not really a Detroit style, just a thick crust

pic related: ex-Det Lion football player, Alex Karris

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:52:43 2017 No.9833447 >>9827334 Only a cuck european could find something wrong with fucking pizza. Go eat some shitty nordic food nobody else wannts hans

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:59:00 2017 No.9833468
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>>9810262
that is the kinda pizza i'd want as a kid while watching TMNT II Secret of the Ooze, wishing I could get a slice like pic related, but knowing my parents would never ever go anywhere but a chain

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:32:44 2017 No.9833581 >>9825928 It's good for one slice, then it's too cold. Jet's on my street won't just sell one slice though, faggots

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:35:01 2017 No.9833591
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It's not as anemic looking as this photo, bad lighting. Order a slice, $1.81 after tax, they reheat it in the oven so it's hot. They have enough business that the "by the slice" pizza doesn't sit out for more than half an hour before they have to make another

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:58:31 2017 No.9835548

>>9827075
When you're that fat you could use weight from anything. I'm 13% body fat and only low fat works for me, because the process of de novo lipogenesis from excessive carbs is so inefficient so the body is poorer at storing dietary carbs than dietary fat, and I find very fibrous vegetables to be quite filling even if I eat a lot of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 12:24:35 2017 No.9836399 There isn't a pizza place for 50 miles of where I live Small price to pay to live far away from niggers and reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 12:41:10 2017 No.9836453 >>9836399 Yeah, but shitty internet speeds and likely no good restaurants, even if it did have pizza places it would be hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:49:00 2017 No.9837836 >>9810467 >vegetables are masculine It's sad when people try to force something

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:57:39 2017 No.9837871 >>9836453 internet is fine, I don't really care about restaurants and eat out enough when I drive to the city.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:57:56 2017 No.9837872 >>9820381 Looks pretty good. Im not fat but i can consume an entire pizza on my own. Will this fill me up? Is it equivalent to their large hot n ready peps? Fill my internal fat self

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:59:32 2017 No.9837876 >>9810467 >vegetables on a pizza I'm sure those will make it healthy right

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:59:42 2017 No.9837877 >>9827082 That's not what pretentious means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 19:08:34 2017 No.9837919 >>9837871 >internet is fine pretty subjective. I was fine with 150mbps until i had access to 1gbps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 20:38:33 2017 No.9838316 >>9810896 You know it's completely possible to just walk into a Chuck E Cheese, buy their pizza, eat it, and leave? You don't need to ever associate yourself with the children.

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 21:00:11 2017 No.9838380
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>>9833421
Bruhhh Aldi's pizza turns out absolutely the closest to restaurant pizza of any grocery store pre-prepped pizza imo. Good choice anon and thanks for the inspiration to add some of my own toppings next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 08:03:42 2017 No.9840263 >>9811209 Do I LOOK autistic to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 08:10:27 2017 No.9840280 >>9811209 I need that webm with that beta faggot degreasing his pizza and then cutting it with a fork so OP can see how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 09:36:35 2017 No.9840493 File: 12 KB, 212x204, 1434573180438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810262 >Literally swimming in oil And before you start getting triggered, no i do not usually take issue with oil on pizza. But this one looks unhealthy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 09:37:23 2017 No.9840496 >>9818160 Nope. Anything but.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:09:01 2017 No.9841220 >>9840493 .... there's oil because it's real cheese. That's what cheese does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:14:37 2017 No.9841241 >>9841220 The pepperoni is the main oil culprit here, desu. I drink it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:34:32 2017 No.9841312 File: 27 KB, 741x630, amerimutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9827891 >and tip

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:37:04 2017 No.9841323 >>9841220 >real cheese. gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:52:10 2017 No.9841364 >>9837919 I have 1 gpbs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:57:59 2017 No.9841379 >>9841364 post it bby

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 14:53:55 2017 No.9841613 >>9818160 hes a stenographer or some shit, that pic is probably from work

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 01:17:54 2017 No.9844081 >>9840493 high fat diets are good for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 01:19:12 2017 No.9844085 God damn, why is this fucking thread still up. Ive seen it for like 3 days now. Just go away already. fuck you, and fuck your pizza bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 01:49:36 2017 No.9844172 >>9810262 The fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 01:53:20 2017 No.9844184 >>9840493 Yeah, I agree. Good oil level is a solid glisten, but when you can see it pooling in between the slices and on the surface, its time to whip out the paper towels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 08:33:04 2017 No.9845015 >>9844085 Good thing you're contributing to its perpetuation then, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 08:42:29 2017 No.9845037 >>9814561 But only if his wife lets him

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 11:58:37 2017 No.9845738 >>9810262 I don't get it. Even pizzas from Domino's or Papa John's seem to have more personality. What is it about this one that makes it seem so... lifeless?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 12:01:00 2017 No.9845745 >>9845738 lighting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 12:58:04 2017 No.9845947 Made pizza dough, it's been cold fermenting for 76 hours. Is my pizza going to be kino?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 14:00:05 2017 No.9846165 Who here /coldpizza/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 14:33:32 2017 No.9846289 >>9845947 says to wait 2-4 hours for dough to rise, so I'll post pics when it's ready

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 14:55:40 2017 No.9846396 >>9846289 I'll be lurking

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 16:52:03 2017 No.9846800 File: 294 KB, 723x458, pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long do you guys microwave old pizza for? I usually go for 4 minutes, maybe a little less if it's only a few slices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 16:53:47 2017 No.9846806 >>9846800 I stick my leftover 'za in the oven but I don't let it heat up all the way cuz I like the center to be kinda cold. Its weird af but I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 16:54:22 2017 No.9846807 File: 275 KB, 696x424, microwavepizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long do you guys microwave old pizza for? I usually go for 3-4 minutes, maybe a little less if it's only a few slices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 17:52:13 2017 No.9847064 >>9810262 jesus christ, someone call the police, a pizza was seriously beaten and raped!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 17:53:28 2017 No.9847071 >>9810262 honest to god, it makes me sick seeing how badly that pizza was made. i can't even put into words how fucked up that is, it's even worse than beating a baby seal with a bat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 19:01:12 2017 No.9847297 >>9812980 >meatball not italian sausage >broccoli Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 19:08:04 2017 No.9847314 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9847297 >hating meatballs HI PHIL SWIFT HERE, WATCH ME FASHION A BLADE FROM FLEXSEAL AND CUT THIS ANON'S DICK OFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 19:10:33 2017 No.9847321 Why the fuck all the american pizzas are so greasy? I always order from dominoes nut no way it's like these kind of greasy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 19:10:41 2017 No.9847324 >>9827092 wrong >>9837877 retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 19:12:03 2017 No.9847329 >>9829851 lol each one of those roasted pepperoni's has become a shot glass full of grease

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 20:24:31 2017 No.9847611 File: 3.97 MB, 4032x3024, 20171216_181832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9846289 >>9846396 Probably could have cooked a few min longer but came out pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 20:47:54 2017 No.9847722 >>9837876 >healthy kys, onions and mushrooms make any pizza way better just because you're some dumbass redditor that thinks eating meat makes you manly doesn't mean I don't enjoy varied textures and taste on my pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 20:50:26 2017 No.9847735 >>9838380 >tfw Aldi 5 minutes walk from my door

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 02:18:40 2017 No.9848996 >>9847329 https://youtu.be/yEJLHopLTCc?t=1m27s

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 02:34:05 2017 No.9849054 >>9847611 Pretty good looking. Post dough recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 12:09:39 2017 No.9850442 >>9810262 Where is this little Caesars? All my local ones can't make a fucking pep"za without an enormous dough bubble in the middle

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 12:14:10 2017 No.9850461 >>9847722 Mushrooms make anything taste like dirt. The fuck texture are you talking about? It feels like a decomposing animal, because that's what the fuck it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 12:17:34 2017 No.9850476 >>9850461 >hating on mushrooms Check out this faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 12:51:40 2017 No.9850652 >>9850461 >mushrooms are animals also they taste like dirt

Anonymous Sun Dec 17 12:59:45 2017 No.9850697

>>9850461
Mushrooms are amazing, and I resent you for not giving them credit. They're little flavor-sponges, absorbing the flavor of any sauce around them, concentrating it, and giving back some flavor of their own. They're all-protein, zero-fat, you can scoop them up for free in any forest, and some have wonderful side-effects like euphoria, hallucinations, and even death!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 13:44:59 2017 No.9850911 >>9850442 Dough bubbles are the shit

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