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No food gore thread time for a fix

>> No.9810101

>>9809289
Great thread anon!

>> No.9810154

What are those little Santa's made of?

>> No.9810271

>>9810154
probably sugar

>> No.9810302

>>9809289
How did you get the top all melty just by cooking it over a gas flame?

>> No.9810310
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>> No.9810523

https://youtu.be/FnIMCpevwTs

https://youtu.be/nHbajQ8U8Fw

>> No.9810530

>>9810302
It was baked in the oven, just put on the stove top after it was taken out of the oven.

>> No.9810536

>>9809289
>hey guys I has a 50 cent frozen no brand pizza let's put some expired shit on it before cooking it the photo will be EPIC in groe thread for reddit and foorchan

>> No.9810730

>>9810523
Fall off the MOTHA. FUCKIN. BONE!

>> No.9810738

>>9810523
how dare you disrespect auntie fee boy im gonna whip yo ass

>> No.9810749

>>9810536
Still far better thread quality than all of these subtle advertising threads.

>> No.9810838

>>9810310
My in laws did this shit to my baked mac and cheese once.

>> No.9811177

>>9810271
Fuck you

>> No.9813051

Bumpin

>> No.9813871

>>9810154
cum

>> No.9813956

>>9810838
you don't run a michelin star restaurant, other people get to decide how they want to eat the food they're served
you don't have to approve of it but it's their prerogative

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>> No.9815082

>>9815061
Fuck you pike are delicious

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>> No.9815143

>>9810154
asbestos!

>> No.9815278

/r/ing the blue brine turkey

I need it for... reasons.

>> No.9815281
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PSA: NO JACK OR KAY POSTING!
THEY HAVE A NATURAL ADVANTAGE IN THAT THEY ARE RETARDED, SO IT'S NOT FAIR.
In addition to that, they're a health hazard to themselves, neighbors and everybody that watches them that might as well be an r-tard, too, by promoting severe idiocy.

>> No.9815329

>>9810523
OH FUCK.
SO THAT'S IS WHAT THIS GUY WAS PARODYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek

>> No.9815379
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>>9815119

>> No.9815386
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>>9815379
oops wrong picture

>> No.9815434

>>9810310
It's not THAT bad, but it is way better without it

>> No.9815446

>>9815061
If your food isn't physically intimidating, it doesn't deserve to be served.

>> No.9816914
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Fresh out the oven

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>>9816914
nice thumbnail tard

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>> No.9817427

>>9817393
I'm chicken <burp> riiiick, morty. I turnd myself into a chicken.

did i do it right, reddit?

>> No.9818195

>>9813956
Its generally not polite and proper to pile condiments on any dish cooked and served to you for free by a relative
Especially if you havent tasted it vanilla yet

>its muh right
You have the right to shit on the table, too. Being well-mannered is about fostering goodwill, not fulfilling your rights.

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>> No.9818227

>>9815061
I find this kinda hilarious desu

>> No.9818247
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>> No.9818258

>>9810523
>paparika is just for the color, it won't do anything for the seasoning

>> No.9818526

>>9818220
I would honestly try that

>> No.9818584
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>> No.9818596

>>9815119
i like that the plate matches the toothpaste

>> No.9818618

>>9818220
Actually might not be too terrible.

>> No.9818623
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>> No.9818659
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>> No.9818682

>>9809289
I actually prefer cursed food images to food gore.

Please change this thread

>> No.9818689

>>9810154
polystyrene

>> No.9818711

>>9818682
What the fuck is a cursed food image?

>> No.9818746

>>9818659
Have you got a link to the video, please?
I don't speak Finnish so it's a hassle to find the specific ones by him.
https://www.youtube.com/user/viherahovirallinen

>> No.9818764

>>9815281
No one posts Ja/ck/ in a gore thread. It's too easy and too obvious.

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9818771

>>9818247
>Now Melts!

>> No.9818772

>>9810310
It's good with the boxed kind, but you need to be craving it. Gets old fast like pancakes though. Usually if I have a hankering for it I'll get a side cup of ketchup because I'll usually get tired of it halfway through the bowl.

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>> No.9818788
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>> No.9818793

>>9818782
>>9818788
Why though?

>> No.9818796

>>9818746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>> No.9818800

>>9818788
Nice one Reddit

>> No.9818803
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>>9818771
>Now melts

>> No.9818806

>>9818796
Thanks!

>>9818800
I never go there. Not because of the 4chan stigma but because I hate the site layout. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

>> No.9818839

>>9815030
>instructions unclear
>i threw up on a plate then came on it

>> No.9818844

>>9818584
>that curved dick in the top right slice

>> No.9818849

>>9818771
>cheese alternative
I want americans to eat rocks

>> No.9818865

>>9818195

>adding catsup is the same thing as shitting on the table

You ought to thank your in-laws for agreeing to be guests at the home of a blatant autist.

>> No.9818866

>>9818849
>I want americans to eat rocks
Just go shill that as the new dieting fad on niggstagram and kikebook and stupid thots and airheads will do it.

>"Look at me, I'm putting rocks and fruit in a bowl - fruity pebbles amirite? :D #just90skidsthings"

>> No.9818888

>>9818247
Ahh yes. An old favorite

>> No.9818906
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>>9818711

>> No.9818915
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who wants some sleepy chicken?

>> No.9818926

>>9818906
ohhhhhh fuck i get it now. god damn.

>> No.9818928

>>9818849
I don't consider you because you don't matter. Stay obsessed.

>> No.9818942

>>9818915
>all these reaction shits
Hard to really tell what the fuck is going on in the image, but that looks vile.

>> No.9818962

>>9818782
Every time I crack an egg I'm worried this will happen.

>> No.9818970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.9818987

>>9818771
>>9818247
who the hell buys this shit? its not even cheaper than actual cheese. i fucked up once and bought some gross cheesy product it was so bad

>> No.9819054

>>9818596
It really is the little things that matter...

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>>9818915
Don't forget the second bit, you tard-wrangler.

>> No.9819163

>>9818865
It’s called ketchup retard

>> No.9819326
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fucking asshole co/ck/ bought some imported waygu steak and made this

>> No.9819468
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>> No.9819475

>>9819468
Ah yes, a healthy serving of mummy assholes

>> No.9819496
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9819496

Would this count?

>> No.9819526
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This.

>> No.9819854

>>9818258
To think I actually used to believe that.

>> No.9819878
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pic & link related

amzn(dot)to(slash)2iOfiaU

Friend bought it and I ate some when I was drunk and threw up for hours

>> No.9819900

>>9810310
i love this, did it as a kid, still like it , but only with basic bitch mac, not with anything nice

>> No.9819908

>>9818220
whts wrong here?

>> No.9819915

>>9818584
its not super pretty but its probobly tasty,

>> No.9819968

>>9819908
Taking the sacrilege that is Hawaiian pizza to the most logical extreme one can go.

>> No.9819978
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r8

>> No.9820276

>>9819496
Anything involving ranch dressing counts.

>> No.9820308
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>>9809289

>> No.9820319
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>>9820308
i'm confused

>> No.9820326

>>9810523
They should add a warning to the top of her videos

"FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, DO NOT EAT THIS OR YOU WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK"

>> No.9820392

>>9818623
w-what?

>> No.9820535

>>9818631
ahhh the ol' hurgin

truly a classic

>> No.9820572

>>9818782
Aw man, when I was about five, nan set some eggs on the stove to boil for lunch. When we came back to take them off, water was murky as fuck. She took a spoon to fish an egg out and we found a grey little wing on it instead. Sad.

>> No.9820578

>>9819978
keto/10

>> No.9820579

>>9810523
I wonder how much debt they're in for them to be in that house

>> No.9820584
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>>9810523
>papareeka don't do nothin for the seasoning

>> No.9820885

>>9818623
Is that puke because if it isn't I don't know what that is

>> No.9820901

>>9819326
>not drawing a dick with that mayo
Dissapointment senpai

>> No.9820920

>>9819326
Well, we all know anon has more money than common sense.

>> No.9820928

>>9815030
I am unsure of what I'm even looking at here, you sure that's food?

>> No.9820931

>>9818631
a classic that gets me to gag almost every time.

>> No.9820938

>>9820928
A cake with banana slices but whoever made it put way too much of it and before the bottom of the dough had time cook. So technically you're looking at the underside of a dish of banana slices with a bit of cake dough.

>> No.9820943

>>9820308
>"Contains no fruit juice"
>Ingredients: Orange juice concentrate
What did they mean by this?

>> No.9820957

>>9820943
It's America where sugar cane juice isn't sugar.

>> No.9820964

>>9819326
That looks like something joe rogan would make.

>> No.9821030

>>9818782
NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO

>> No.9821264

>>9813956
yes sir, thank you for the advice sir. Sorry for being so rude earlier.

>> No.9821270

>>9819326
enlightened/10

>> No.9821302

>>9818788
Even pigs can be transephants

>> No.9821306
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>>9818247

>> No.9821397

>>9818865
Right, because making a comparison to something that is exactly the same would have the same impact as what i said.
>you may as well add mustard!
Stay retarded

>> No.9822461

>>9818987
Vegans. It's easy to sell this shit to a captive market of dipshits.

>> No.9822470

>>9819163
Don't worry anon. He is just going through his special snowflake phase.

>> No.9822592

>>9818247
Notice the word 'cheese' is nowhere on the bag

>> No.9822678
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>>9818247
>energy: 80
what the fuck

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>> No.9822692 [DELETED] 
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>> No.9822816

>>9822678
It's a low level cheese

>> No.9823231

>>9822686
oh

no

>> No.9823263

>>9821306
no melt no buy

>> No.9823305

>>9818849
You realize that's a product for people who don't want to, or fucking can't because of lactose intolerance and other afflictions, eat cheese right?

>> No.9823353

>>9823305
shhhhhhh. Let them have there fantasies, it's the only thing that stops them from killing themselves over jealousy

>> No.9823413

>>9822703
>has spatula
>touches raw beef with hands
Why?

>> No.9823420

>>9823413
>your sweat and skin cells add flavor while reducing fat content

>> No.9823482

>>9810523
Rip Antee Fee. You will be missed.

>> No.9823563
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>> No.9823599

>>9823563
I only buy cootie free vaggie

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>> No.9823615

>>9822703
how is this a crime exactly? I mean with tweaking i can make it a pizza burger pocket

>> No.9823623

>>9823615
did you notice the pile of grease falling out of it and making the shitty dough soggy, the lack of toppings, or the beef being massively over coocked?

>> No.9823630
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don't buy airport food

>> No.9823633

>>9823623
Are you telling me you'd expect something like this NOT to be greasy?

>> No.9823643

>>9823630
Is that...relish?

...or snot?

>> No.9823644

>>9823633
Anon I....
The burger should be thinner. It should be seared on high heat so you seal the outside without cooking the inside, and it shouldn't be cooked in fucking oil. Then all you have to fix is the shitty "bread" and the lack of toppings.

>> No.9823652

>>9823643
it's supposed to be relish. it was absolutely discussing.

>> No.9823653

>>9823482
>After arriving at the hospital, her son recorded her last moments on camera. While at Harbor-UCLA Medical Center, she suffered a massive heart attack and was eventually placed on life support. Her brother, June O'Dell, stated that his sister died at the hospital on March 18, 2017. She was 59 years old. Her funeral, which was live streamed on Facebook and open to the public, was held on April 1, 2017 at Paradise Baptist Church in Los Angeles.

Some things never change.

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>>9823652
disgusting*
fuck

>> No.9823666

>>9818631
>doesn't post the pasta

>> No.9823673

>>9823659
>correcting your post
fucking stop right now - nobody cares that you fucked a word up you retarded faggot

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>>9823666
I gotchu

>> No.9823818

Requesting the mexicam streetfood webm

>> No.9823837

>>9815061
uma delica

>> No.9823892

>>9823615
looks like craft cheese

>> No.9823959

>>9823673
i cared and i was glad anon corrected it thank you very much

>> No.9823969

>>9823673
>telling reddit not to be reddit

>> No.9824010

>>9823630
Should be fine. It says "Real Food" right there on the wrapper.

>> No.9824102

>>9818220
Does pizza go in pineapple?

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>>9820957
What's it like to think of a country you're not even a part of nonstop?

>> No.9824145

>>9815030
this shit is bananas

>> No.9824156

>>9818849
fuck you, salt is good

>> No.9824162

>>9823652
it...certainly looks worth discussing

>> No.9824177

>>9821306
I see someone lives in Michigan
I work for the company that owns that brand, it's across like ten different store chains
some of that stuff is alright, but for most of the processed stuff, even with the low price and the employee discount and the fact I'm saving gas money buying food at work, I wouldn't touch it
and yes, I do aspire to one day be high up enough in the corporate ladder to punch whoever decided to use GNaRLy EArlY 2000's CasE on all of the packaging

>> No.9824437

>>9810310
>ketchup
>not sririacha meme sos

>> No.9825803

>>9823609
That thing is food porn, not food gore

>> No.9825811

>>9810310
not that bad but there's much better things to have in your stovetop mac

>> No.9825826

>>9815061
probably tasted great

>> No.9825832

>>9818220
nothing wrong with this except too much cheese.

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>> No.9825966

>>9809289
>food gore
Didn’t realise I’d wandered into a subreddit.
You faggots are normie cancer.

>> No.9825968

>>9825966
Fuck off redditor, food gore threads have existed here since forever

>> No.9825972

>>9825968
>defends this normie, women’s magazine tier thread
>calls others Reddit
You’re a fucking newfag, the recent influx of you and your Facebook buddies drags this place down.
Get fucked, retard.

>> No.9825976

>>9825972
Food gore has been here since forever, if you werent such a redditor you'd know that

Suck my ass you retarded moron, go back to /r/food

>> No.9825978

>>9825976
>calls others Reddit
>uses Reddit spacing
The absolute state of normies.

>> No.9825980

>>9824126
>bebida de naranja
Not a single british store puts the spanish translation right on the front label, nor do they use HFCS. That """juice""" is american.

>> No.9825983

>>9825978
>has no argument
>le reddit spacing!!!

pottery

>> No.9825986

>>9824126
>label says Modesto, CA and Fresno, CA
>not American

not defending anyone here, but come on.

>> No.9825987

>>9825978
>He fell for the reddit spacing meme

Newfag

>> No.9825993

>>9825978
>he actually complains about "reddit spacing"

Look at him everyone, look at him and laugh

>> No.9825996

>>9825983
>>9825987
t. buttblasted, samefagging Safespace dweller

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>>9825996

>> No.9826000
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>>9825996
>multple people are calling me a fucking retard
>no that cant be true, they must all be one person!

the absolute state of your retarded argument, retard

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>>9809289

>> No.9826027
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Let’s take a trip down memory lane

https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

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>>9825978
>>uses reddit spacing
>no reddit spacing

>> No.9826134

>>9820392
>>9820885
it's settings of basil greenclearing

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>>9818782

>> No.9826188

>>9809289
>Food gore
Reddit is that way, Facebook friend.

>> No.9826244

>>9809289
>>9815119
>>9815386
>>9818906


only an amerimutt could think of some shit like this

>> No.9826303

>>9826244
americunt here to say that only the sickest fucks here would eat this shit.
still could see some people here eating it though

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9826345

>>9818796
>Syksyn raikas tuulahdus

>> No.9826359

>>9826001
What's disgusting about this?

>> No.9826405

>>9822686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h28qfnZYXtk

>> No.9826538

>>9824177
>some of that stuff is alright
Don't go to the convenience store tomorrow.

>> No.9826582

>>9826001
>pork belly is disgusting
Off kill yourself sir

>> No.9826584

>>9826188
Food gore has been part of /ck/ for a long time my newfriend

>> No.9826587

>>9826303
>eating waffles with what seemingly a blue dish soap
Any normal person would steer away from that shit

>> No.9826606

>>9826584
So has YouTube faggotry.
Doesn’t make it any less reddit tier, you Reddit apologist.

>> No.9826737

>>9821306
>American Flavored
Does it taste like freedom or what?

>> No.9826741

>>9818806
>Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

redditors

self fulfilling prophecy etc

>> No.9826793

>>9822686
ngl i'd eat that

>> No.9826847

>>9815082
Doesn't look like pike to me

>> No.9826917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPLLmYkq6qE

>> No.9826922

>>9816914
those ants gonna have a feast

>> No.9826963

>>9819496
>Dominoes

>> No.9826985

>>9818258
>>9820584
its true though. cheap paprika in small amounts will color the food but wont add any taste.
t. mistakenly bought aldi paprika

>> No.9826989

>>9818220
mmmmm a nice vegan 'go 'za

>> No.9826992

>>9826917
i didnt think id see a cobra vid in this thread

>> No.9827010

>>9826992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRJ5xgcQJA
Have another one then anon!

>> No.9827024

>>9827010
guess ill be watching these for an hour now

>> No.9827121

>>9826027
I started off thinking this can't be real, but the amount of filth, just
holy shit

>> No.9827134
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>>9825978
>Reddit spacing
Yeah it's because we can't indent and spacing allows for clear coherent independent thoughts you cuck.

Eat my hairy Irish ass

>> No.9827138

>>9827134
Sounds more like you have learning difficulties to be honest.

>> No.9827494

https://youtu.be/s_eC-s-b-zw

>> No.9827517

>>9826587
thought that was mouth wash when I made the post, im fucking blind.

now that I realize it's dish soap, I don't even think ANYBODY here would eat that.

>> No.9827594

>>9818970
WTF?

>> No.9827659

>>9818942
>he didn't cook the chicken first
>nyquil i think contains that stuff that's used to make meth & boiling it releases fumes that you can actually die from

>> No.9827947

>>9819878

Mmmmmm the great taste Of dangerous prions.

>> No.9828038
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9828038

>>9818771
> Vegan Gourmet

Disgusting stuff

Miyokos is where it's at

>> No.9828076

>>9810523
>that fire alarm battery warning beep
every time dude

>> No.9828159

Can someone translate this?
I don't know if he's serious or joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhDaVf0MCBY

>> No.9828201
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9828201

>> No.9828475

>>9825972
>normie
its normalfag you dumb redditor

>> No.9828497

>>9815107
Eso es Mozilla

>> No.9828647

>>9818782
Did you eat it ?

>> No.9828670

>>9824145
appropriately rated post. :>

>> No.9828764

>>9818220
Pizza on pineapple is patrician taste

>> No.9828821

>>9828497
Uma delicia?

>> No.9829400
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9829400

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>>9823563
GTFO I JUST HAD THAT ON AUTO PLAY

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9829953

>>9828201

>> No.9830188
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9830188

>>9825978

>> No.9830292

>>9810310
Guys just carefully eat the very top macaroni with the ketchup - it sucks I know. Afterwards you can enjoy the untainted good stuff below.

>> No.9830293

>>9826606
>le reddit apologist!!!XDDDXDD
what the fuck

>> No.9830299

>>9818623
This is from that finnish guy isn’t it?

>> No.9830309

>>9820964
Add a dozen or so eggs and you’d be right

>> No.9830317

>>9825978
>m-muh reddet spacingz!

Spoken like a true borderline illiterate autist

>> No.9830344

>>9818906
Not the worst blue waffle I've seen.

>> No.9830450
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9830450

>>9815107
Oh god... No more...

>> No.9831197

>>9822703
This shit is parody right?

>> No.9832375
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9832375

>>9810523
F

>> No.9832513
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9832513

OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

>> No.9832678

>>9819978
Did you cut it with a hammer, or...?

>> No.9832860

>>9822686
Brb going to the store.

>> No.9833098

>>9810310
I miss watching soprano. I used to make kraft mac and cheese but with ketchup. I'd pretend to be eating at the table with Tony and carm

>> No.9833678

>>9818970
i feel dirty watching this

>> No.9834053
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9834053

>>9829953
Hawaii is a hell of a drug.

>> No.9834548

>>9832513
dog fucking bless america

>> No.9834596

>>9825978
>>9830293
Go the fuck back to your home board, you paranpid schizo gobshite.

>> No.9834678

>>9832513
No cheese for me, thank you. I'm on a diet.

>> No.9834695

>>9834053
We should have let the Japs sink it.

>> No.9834758
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9834758

>>9834695
Come to Honolulu. You'd think we lost the war.

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>>9818682
:3

>> No.9834959

>>9825803
Gore is a genre of porn.

>> No.9835059
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9835059

>>9834816

>> No.9835069
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9835069

>buy coffee chocolate thinking it's mocha or something
>it's fucking regular ass chocolate with coffee grounds in it

>> No.9835082

>>9826154
who

>> No.9835089

>>9823630
I don't know which airport you went to, but I work in aviation and have had to travel for work quite a bit recently, so a large number of my meals in the last several months have been in airports, and have been good.

>> No.9835107

>>9810523
>not posting the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY
>look like prison food

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9835109

>>9835082
chichyu :))

>> No.9835135

>>9835109
wait, from bp? I didn't recognize w/ the black hair

>> No.9835138

>>9835135
yes shes pretty

>> No.9835155
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9835155

>> No.9835787

>>9826985
Tfw amerimutts have 50% flower paprika

>> No.9835788

>>9834053
Is that egg and spam? I'd eat that for breakfast.

>> No.9835789

>>9834758
*rost de waa

>> No.9836203

>>9823609
TETSUOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.9836211

>>9836203
chuckled.

>> No.9836574

>>9820308
>vegetable oil

Oh lord

>> No.9836675
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9836675

This is a nice exemplar of food gore that has become a meme on russian imageboards, I present you the Bear Honey Cheeseburger, which originally was found on some trashy website where housewives share their favourite recipes. Not sure if this was posted before here, so here is a rough translation of the pic:
>for the cheeseburger itself I buy premade buns and patties, but i make everything else myself! and of course the zest of this delicacy dish is my special sauce, the bear's honey as I call it)))
>cut the buns and smear them with mayonnaise, set them aside for a bit to let it steep a bit
>fry the patties, cut them in half if they are too large
>add your cut tomatoes and onions, cheese (i use hochland slices with ham) as well as ketchup or mustard, whichever you prefer. This is going to be the the filling of our burger
>now for the sauce! assemble the following: chocolate butter, boiled egg yolks, some dijon mustard (for piquancy) and finely grinded caschew nuts. Mix it all together until its a homogeneous mass))
>slather the burger generously with it and put it all in the oven for 15-20 minutes!!
>bon appetit!
>husband prefers it with beer and my kids like it as is
It is hard to really convey the overall tone and style of her writing because she uses a lot of childish diminutive suffixes which I struggle to transcript into english, but I think you got the general idea. As a side tl note: I really doubt she uses cocoa butter as a part of the sauce, its probably fucking nutella or something like that.

>> No.9836699

>>9836675
thanks for OC based russbro

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9836784

Well...booze gore?

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9836875

>>9836784

>> No.9837074

>>9836875
Brewdog. Tasty brew but they need to shut up about pushing the small batch beer bullshit

>> No.9837109
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9837109

>>9836784
I swear I could taste the caramel they used to colour it.

>> No.9837147

>>9835788
Deep fried too. It actually aint bad.

>> No.9837186

>>9836875
>>vomit.png

>> No.9837291

>>9823681
Not so much gore as it is just fucking lazy.

>> No.9837330

>>9837109
the caramel colouring is probably the purest thing they put in it, what you're tasting is the grain alcohol and the 1% actual aged whisky they blended it with

>> No.9837427

>>9826027
God have mercy on his soul

>> No.9837456

>>9828201
ive done this before as a 0 effort superbowl appetizer. put green beans, cream of mushroom and onions on top

>> No.9837496

>>9829416
kek

>> No.9837882

>>9818247
>680 calories
>Per 1/3 cup

>> No.9837894

>>9827134
>WATCH ME AS I FLUTE

>> No.9838143

>>9836875
Isn't this almost exactly what bottles of Arrogant Bastard say?

>> No.9838478

>>9838143

It's very very close.

>This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory—maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.

I'm actually drinking some arrogant bastard right now. that post scares me. I think they put glue in their beer.

>> No.9839755

>>9826027
Masaokis actually went to law school and is purportedly rich enough to own a couple properties in eastern Canada. Apparently he speaks three languages as well. This guy is fascinating.

>> No.9839766

>>9830299
Yup, Pasi Viheraho, also known as Basil.

>> No.9839900

food gore fuels my eating disorder :)

>> No.9840013

>>9820308
USA is killing itself - and the American is loving it.

>> No.9840017

>>9821306
Who eats this? Why does this even exists? The hell is wrong with the USA.

>> No.9840228

>>9832513
Do you think they put the cheese on because of the taste or because it hides the diarrhea?

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9840277

>>9821306
>American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food
I think I'd rather smoke a pack of cancer sticks than eat a slice of that 'stuff'.

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9840345

>>9836784

>Whiskey?
>Sure
>Scotch, Irish or Sierra Leonean?
>

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9840541

>>9823563
>i like vaggie hello bb plz show bob

>> No.9840585

>>9815061
aw, they're buds :)

>> No.9840771

>>9820308
>>9840013
>>9840013
mccols is british

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9840820

>>9840771

So was George Washington.

>> No.9840880

>>9819326
isnt wagyu the type of beef you can get outside of japan and like 1 restaurant in america and has a lot of fakes?

>> No.9841096

Requesting a link to the video where that chick makes tomato sauce by straining oil used to cook onions and garlic into it.

I think her name is Maria or some shit

>> No.9841148

>>9820308
how is this even allowed?

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9841167

>>9832513

>> No.9841181

>>9826244
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.9841192

>>9818849
> MURICUNS
How is it relevant?

>> No.9841218

>>9836675
Boris should make one.

>> No.9841237

>>9840771
That particular bottle isn't British even if the brand is, Britain doesn't allow high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.9841496

>>9820326
too soon

>> No.9841573

>>9827494
very cursed

>> No.9842079

>>9822703
>place the cheese in the shape of the star of david
I knew the jews where behind this

>> No.9842086

>>9815030

>Your vomit cake, sir

>> No.9842094

>>9818631

Ah, that thing. Fuck it and the person who created it.

>> No.9842218

>>9818806
autism is a helluva thing mate

>> No.9842233
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9842233

>>9823959
then piss off to leddit and stay there you fag

>> No.9842981

>>9818928
>amerika matters

Lel

>> No.9843105

>>9834758
That's one part of a tourist mall.
>implying the whole island looks like new shirokiya

>> No.9843565

>>9823818
seconding

>> No.9844298

>>9821306
the real gore is the label
>vowels lowercase but consonants capitalized
>american all lowercase but FLAVORED is capitalized

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9844407

>>9842233
>Being this mad

>> No.9844841

>>9823630
Is that melted kryptonite

>> No.9845592

>>9815379
SPONGEBOZZ?