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9805426 No.9805426 [Reply] [Original]

These are sips:
>Zero Ultra
>Ultra Sunrise
>Ultra Citron (RIP in peace)
>Ultra Red
>Ultra Blue
>Ultra Black
>Ultra Violet
>Ultra Pink

These are not sips but deserve some space in your fridge:
>Monster Rehab
>Monster Mutant White Lightning
>Bang

These are simply not sips:
>everything else

Feel free to add or amend, and feel free to discuss your beverage of choice whether it's a sip or not. There's plenty of sip thread for everybody.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9805434

Previously >>9764824

>> No.9805452

>>9805426
Come represent sipboys on /o/!
>>>/o/18318836

>> No.9805458
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9805458

>>9805426
Also friendly threadly reminder that redbullies are not allowed

>> No.9805467

>>9805426
Needs Monster Juiced, especially of the yellow variety, the actually good yellow

>> No.9805793

Hey studs, i'm checking to see if /v/ sips
>>>/v/399289330

>> No.9805869
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9805869

Reminder that Redbull is a superior energy drink. Monster """""sips""""" are literal nigger drinks for poor people who cant afford actual energy drinks, ala redbull.

Quality Redbull >>>>>> Quantity Monster shit

>> No.9805874

>>9805869
""""""quality"""""
shut the hell you are mouth

>> No.9805929
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9805929

>>9805869
>quality
You're delusional mate. And ours is still bigger too.

>> No.9805935
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>>9805929
This is objectively funny because Monster cans are, literally, bigger. 16 > 12.

>> No.9805939
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9805939

>>9805793
Try with pic related.

>> No.9805945

>>9805939
good lookout, fellow sipboy

>> No.9805965
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>>9805929
Such a fucking brainlet. Like I said I prefer quality OVER quantity like any decent person. Redbull has a premium taste. This is why its much more expensive, and in a smaller can.

Monster on the other hand, is for poorfag monkey's who care not for the taste of the drink, but rather for the memes and just the caffeine. Poorfags have to resort to monster just to get through their wageslave shift at Mcdonalds.

Sorry But I'll take the superior redbulls everytime faggot.

>> No.9805990

>>9805426

Good definitive list OP.

Remember to post yellow caches familia

>> No.9806027
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9806027

>>9805965
>heTookTheBait.jpg
Monster tastes better.

>> No.9806062
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9806062

>>9805426
Fuck Ultra [anything] (zero is ok)
Nothing can ever come close to the perfection of the original, green, Monster Energy

>> No.9806066

>>9806062

Begone, nosip

>> No.9806105

>>9805869
>>9805965
can't tell if you're LARPing on 4chan or actually care enough to post this stuff, but either way, pathetic

>> No.9806185

"Sips"
"Sip boys"
"2017"

All shit memes. Fuck you, Gisco and Thaspion.

>> No.9806255
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9806255

>when your mind, body and soul are vitalised and chakras are aligned from the energising properties of Monster energy Zero and you see some clueless mong drinking runtlentless

>> No.9806261

>>9806105
suck me dry faggot. Im shitposting a little bit, but i genuinely think Redbull is better, and /sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks besides your shill monster crap.

>> No.9806272
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9806272

>not drinking coffee based energy drinks

enjoy your carbonated public pool water, plebs

>> No.9806291

>>9806272
>tfw my shitty belgian supermarket only sells these in small sizes

>> No.9806312
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9806312

Don't mind me, just an adult checking in to see what the kids are up to.

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>>9806272
I'm crunking the funk out of this one right meow. gonna stay up all night long and trade BTC on the korean exchanges! WOOT!

>> No.9806526

>>9806432
these things are delicious and have you wired awake for like 6 hours. Truly the best thing starbucks makes

>> No.9806576
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9806576

>>9806272
>>9806432
>>9806526
You could not be more obvious starbucks shills

>> No.9806631

>>9806576
Why does it look like chads torso is on backwards? his shits all fucked up and retarded looking.

>> No.9806783
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9806783

PWWAHHHHHHH~

>> No.9807530

>>9806261
Sip threads are already friendly to most zero sugar zero calorie energy drinks. Red bull has no such offerings, even their lowest calorie versions are about 15

>> No.9807570

>>9806261
>/sip/ threads should be open to all forms of energy drinks
The dork wants in on the cool kids party

>> No.9807587

friendly reminder that neither Redbull nor Monster contain HFCS and only NOScucks are having ATP stolen by their liver to process cornsludge.

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9807682

I dont think you guys remember that GRONK was apart of the /sip/ gang. Ultra isn't the only good energy drink, fuck all yall monster shills.

Most Rockstar sux but these ORGANIC guys are ORGASMIC. They got a good buzz

>> No.9807703

>>9805426
>G E N E R A L

>> No.9807767

>>9807530
just passing by but 15 calories is literally nothing my dude.

Your average dude burns around 80 calories an hour just by existing.

>> No.9807848

>>9806272
But coffee energy drinks are just watered down creamer.

>> No.9807864

>>9807530
red bull sugarfree is 5 calories per can and is the 2nd best energy drink on the market rn with the 1st best being ultra zero

>> No.9807877

>>9807682
Too bad Pepsi is retarded and is competing with themselves as much as they are with Monster and Redbull.

>> No.9808119

Come on lads, at the very least beetus deservs to be in the fridge for special occasions.

>> No.9808151

>>9808119
Except it's gross after you're used to non sugar drink

>> No.9808155

Just took my first sip of ultra zero, this is fucking amazing.

>> No.9808282

>>9805426
fuck off shill

>> No.9808418
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9808418

Friendly reminder that this son of a bitch deserves a special place in your heart

>> No.9808445

>>9808418
I always get myself some rockstar zero whenever I have to work hard.

>> No.9808496

T R A F F I C

>> No.9808575
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9808575

>>9808418
>>9808445
>rocktard, not even once

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>>9806272
oh yes

>> No.9808815
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9808815

>>9808155
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S

>> No.9808821

>>9808496
S U C K S

>> No.9808859
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9808859

Post gf sips

>> No.9808885

>>9808821
L O L

>> No.9808918

>>9805426
sipboys, i think /o/ has too many nonsippers :/
>>>/o/18326517

>> No.9808968
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9808968

>>9808859

>> No.9808972

>>9808859
>>9808968
>tfw phoneposters more likely to have gfs

>> No.9809131

>>9805426
Atlantic Canada here, we still have Ultra Citron in our town completely stocked. Anybody interested?

>> No.9809142
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9809142

>>9809131
Am I interested in yellow sips? Is this a serious question? Anon, I have been continuously drinking my urine and then peeing it back out and drinking it again since my last yellow sip five months ago. Tell me where I may finally purchase more yellow sips, anon.

>> No.9809210
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9809210

>>9808968
>tfw gf only sips rehabs

>> No.9809248

>>9805426
Sipping on an Ultra Sunrise right now. Damn good.

>> No.9809873

What's the difference between Ultra Zero and Absolute Zero sips?

>> No.9809977
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9809977

How my SIPBOYS holding up in this southern winter storm? I'm just enjoying some free sip refrigeration.
A E S T H E T I C B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9810065
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9810065

>>9809977
Shit yeah. Snow in the forecast tonight for DC. I’m leaving some white sips outside tonight. The Supreme Court has white and purple sips, by the way. Pic related. White House has only white sips, though I guess that makes sense.

>> No.9810085
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9810085

>>9810065
>White House has only white sips
There was a time when the white house welcomed sips of all colors.

>> No.9810250

>>9809873
Absolute Zero is absolute garbage
Zero Ultra is a sip

>> No.9810432

just bought my first two cans of zero ultra. i will ingest one before lifting tonight. i expect nothing short of a religious experience

>> No.9811885

>>9805426
Those are the "drinks" that are making gay our youth?

>> No.9811919
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9811919

>> No.9812091

>>9810432
Make sure they’re ice cold

>> No.9812164

>>9810432
update: enjoyed the caffeine boost
taste was just OK, granted i'm comparing it to standard red bull as reference

will try more flavors and take it from there. i love red bull, but the shit is expensive.

>> No.9812190

>indulged in a sip for the first time after years of rigorously watching how well I eat
>an hour later I get the nastiest, most vile burps that reek of rotten eggs
what the fuck do they put in these things

>> No.9812548

trying my first sip right now,lets see how good it is. it's the foundation one.

>> No.9812550

>>9812548
update: pretty good

>> No.9812568

>>9812550
Welcome, friend.

>> No.9812570

>>9812548
>it's the foundation one.
By Asipmov?
I'll show myself out.

>> No.9812577

>>9812570
foundation one as the first sip created ofcourse,new at this.

>> No.9812581

>>9812570
None of the children here will get that.

>> No.9812583

>>9812577
forgot to say which brand,Monster.

>> No.9812689
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9812689

sipper detected

>> No.9812694

Do Americans really drink this?

>> No.9812697
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9812697

>>9812694
Your new is showing, stop parroting the general consensus and embrace ironic funposting

>> No.9812711

>>9808859
Beautiful can, can't say about the gf.

>> No.9812954

>>9812697
What do you mean ironic funposting?

I genuinely love this shit.

>> No.9812998

>>9812954
I've got bad news for you then...

>> No.9813057

>>9812689
Wtf I love pewdiepie now?!

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9813090

Post your local sips lads

>> No.9813110

>sips lel
The fuck is this meme? Are we ironically embracing energy drinks made by evil corporations... but why even?

...Let me guess, Trump did something?

>> No.9813118
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9813118

>>9813110
Simple, really.
Sips is a new meme term for Energy Drinks.
Why? Fuck if I know. Go with it anyway.

>> No.9813162

>>9813110
>>>/pol/
This is not a political discussion board.

>> No.9813191
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9813191

>>9812581
I appreciate you, anon.

>> No.9813199

>>9813162
>This is not a political discussion board.
Who said it was?

>> No.9813221

>>9813199
That dumbass by bringing Trump and muh evil corporations of all things into a fucking energy drink thread.

>> No.9813240

>>9813090
damn son your red bulls are expensive

>> No.9813409

>>9813221
I thought he brought up Trump because the sip meme originated by him sipping... something at a podium before a speech.

>> No.9813465
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9813465

>that first sip of the day
>Starting to feel those astral vibrations

>> No.9813492

>>9813409
The “””sip meme”””” started well over a year before trump awkwardly drank water during a speech last month.

>> No.9813731
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>> No.9813736

These threads are dumb marketing.
How are they not auto-banned yet?

>> No.9813762

>>9813736
No idea, maybe they paid for a server or something

>> No.9813850

>>9813736
These anons are dumb newfags. How are they not auto-banned yet?

>> No.9813905

The fuck is this? Are marketing interns for energy drink corporations having a fucking shill war?

This is too stupid to be ironic. This isn't how you create meme magic.

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9813971

>>9805426
>the bought one of 4 total left in my local hadji mart in the snow

>> No.9814021
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9814021

holy fuck i really want a monster™ right now

>> No.9814088

>>9813971
Follow up:
This was my first UC and I have to say I see why ya'll like it, it's like UW with a splash of lemonade
Overall I rate it a 9/10

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9814124

What is the best /sip/, and why is it cherry NOS?

>> No.9814135

>>9814124
>Cherry NOS
>/sip/
I direct you to the OP

>> No.9814140
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9814140

I like diabeetus sips

>> No.9814156

Does anyone else find themselves easily startled after their first sip of the day kicks in?

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9814255

>>9814156
/r/'ing the Costanza /sip/ with pic related as the last image

>> No.9814320

>>9814140
>that look in his eyes as he realizes he's crossed the point of no return
fuck that's chilling

>> No.9814449

>>9814320
no, he hasn't even swallowed by that point yet, he does so when he closes his eyes
it's him getting the courage to do it

>> No.9814501

>>9814449
he drank cyanide m8, the second it touches your tongue you're a dead man walking

>> No.9814535
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9814535

what do you guys think of monster assault?

>> No.9814543

>>9814320
Pretty dank really. The eyes tell the tale. If cyanide were legal you better believe suicide rates would increase. That shit is almost instant - no pain, no mess.

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9814546

>>9814501
lol, now you're just making shit up
cyanide is one of those things you need to take a fair amount to an hero, you don't die just from getting it on your tongue

>> No.9814548

>>9814535
It's an assault on my pancreas
Literal beetus juice

>> No.9814562

>>9814548
this....nice flavour, but man is it sweet

>> No.9814587

>>9814546
>cyanide capsules, saliva impermeable
>held under the tongue by spies fearing capture and torture
>bitten and instant death

Dude, he took a shot glass full because he's a dramatic Croation. They're as histrionic as a fucking Russian.

>> No.9814650

>>9814543
>no pain, no mess
You crazy? It's one of the messiest ways to go. Your body voids itself in every way it can before you give up the ghost. Piss, shit, vomit, the whole shebang.

>> No.9814656

>>9810065
sup fellow dc sipper.

>> No.9814658
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>>9814255

>> No.9814661

>>9814546
In liquid form as he drank it, even if he spat it out, the residual amount he would inevitably swallow from what was left in his mouth would kill him.

>> No.9814664

>>9814658
That's the one, I just wish someone would paste the Donald O'Bryan image in the last frame

>> No.9814667

>>9810085
It wasn't when he was in office

>> No.9814672

>>9814656
Traffic sucks my dude. Traffic sucks.

>> No.9814673

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.9814678

>>9814664
That’s pretty funny. I made the original. Probably would have done your idea if I’d thought of it.

>> No.9814682

>>9814678
I don't have the PSP skills, so claim it as your own idea as long as you make it

>> No.9814688

>>9814678
If you did it, you could probably get the /sip/ meme flowing on /pol/, just another board that succumbs to the S I P B O Y S

>> No.9814699

>>9810065
do you live in VA? 703 here

>> No.9814701

>>9814672
just live downtown and you wont need a car. comfy as fuck

>> No.9814736

>>9805929
red bull comes in 8oz, 12oz, 16oz, and 20oz

>> No.9814743

>>9814699
>>9814701
I live just off of H street NE. A very “diverse” area, as you know. I’m just here for the semester or I’d find a better area.

>> No.9814750

>>9814743
oh nice. i'm over in noma.

>> No.9814789

>>9814736
>Cuckbull comes in 8oz, 12oz, 16oz and 20oz of shit

>> No.9814818

>>9805426
how devoid of meaning and purpose does your life have to be to shill shitty energy drinks for free? you're worse than the jannies

ps. full throttle is the best SIP

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9814886

>>9814688
S I P B O Y S

>> No.9814908
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9814908

>>9814699
>>9814743
>>9814750
>filthy NoVAfags
>in my /sip/ general

>> No.9814917

>>9814886
You magnificent bastard, I take back everything ever said bad about you

>> No.9814944

>>9814908
>2 posters in DC
>NoVA

what did he mean by this?

>> No.9814947

>>9814886
It begins
>>>/pol/152662274

>> No.9814958

>>9814688
>>9814917
>>9814947
Are you genuinely autistic?

>> No.9814968

>>9814944
One of you faggots said 703 so...
>>9814958
Are you really this much of a faggot?

>> No.9814997

>>9814968
and 2 said DC :)

>> No.9815000

>>9814997
Ugh, even worse :^(

>> No.9815006

Are any of you people over 14?

>> No.9815019

>>9815006
Are you? It's usually the underages that ask stupid questions like that to throw off the heat

>> No.9815022

>>9815006
I only drink manly drinks like whiskey (aka soymilk), beer (aka estrogenmilch) and cum (aka cum)

>> No.9815025

>>9815019
>>9815022

Sorry, You people just sound like fucking children. I guess this is the new normal. Enjoy your baby words.

What can I 'sip' to help out?

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9815032

>>9815025
you and me, dance off right now

>> No.9815035

>>9815025
>coming to 4chan for serious conversation
Don't you realize that all these boards are about shitposting to a certain topic? Fuck off you FOB, go back to wherever the fuck you came from

>> No.9815037

>>9815022
you should try a mocha cum cubano soy latte. Just ask Kyle, Chaz, Brett, or Brenden at your local Starbucks to make it for you.

>> No.9815045

>>9805426
Red Bull is best sip

>> No.9815047
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9815047

>>9815032

Currently I'm dancing with shit I just distilled. It's 92% vodka/EtOH.

Can I 'SIP' that? If you kids have more fun, help me out.

>> No.9815048

>>9815037
>mocha cum cubano soy latte
sounds scrumptious, I just LOVE cock
did I say cock? I meant penis

>> No.9815054

>>9815035

What's wrong, hun? Your safe space got buggered?

>> No.9815057
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9815057

>>9815045
ppfffttthhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHhahHa

LOOK AT THE SIPLET

>> No.9815058

>>9815047
Vodka actually is for teenagers, I hope you're trolling and not just that immature

>> No.9815060

I just need to know what age and mindset you need to 'sip'. Maybe I can get some hair dye.

>> No.9815067

>>9815058

Vodka is booze without flavour. Whiskey is vodka with corn esters, oak and carbon, you idiot. Why do you people know nothing about anything?

>> No.9815071

>>9815067
>Vodka is booze without flavour.
Exactly. Drinking it is by definition immature, if you have an adult brain you don't drink to get "reckt bro"

>> No.9815076

>>9815071

Drinking is caused by the existential dilemma of constant suffering, you fucking infant. People drink themselves to death into their 60s. You just sound so utterly smooth and young and pure. Get away from this place.

>> No.9815084

>>9815076
>existential dilemma of constant suffering
don't cut yourself on that edge kid

>> No.9815088

>>9815084

You'll live long enough to understand those words. You're too stupid right now to know it. Remember this if it doesn't fade through time.

>> No.9815096

>>9815084

You realize I'm not joking, right? You're going to contemplate suicide in your 40s.

>> No.9815116

>>9815084

So I guess you and I will meet again in 20 years. Try to be a positive person and do good things for good people.

>> No.9815117

Yo serious question, I do like monster but surely having 160mg of caffeine over about 50mg (average coffee) is not bringing any health benefits

>> No.9815130

You fucking people must love lil pump, right? You're like anal foam.

>> No.9815131
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9815131

>>9815088
>>9815096
>>9815096
>>9815116
>those desperate (You)s
k-keep 'em coming

>> No.9815140

>>9815131

anal foam. It's caused by anxiety and depression.

>> No.9815146

>>9815130
Fuck no, I'm glad that commie fucking died, more need to follow his example

>> No.9815148

>>9815131

have you ever shit anal foam? or had a panic attack while shitting anal foam?

>> No.9815157

>>9815146

no on knows what you mean. commies haven't existed since the 60s. You're some fucked up creation by a machine no one understands. Are you Republican?

>> No.9815170

>>9815157
He posted that his grandfather was a professor who preached Communism and said he wanted to live under communism
I realize that it's because he was a fucking idiot who had no idea what truly living under communism was, but it's idiots like him who think communism is fashionable when it is historically the worst system of government ever run and has killed more people than any world war
You're goddamn right I'm glad someone who participated in making communism fashionable is dead

>> No.9815176
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9815176

>>9815140
>>9815148
>>9815157
oh no, it's edgy and retarded
it must really suck to be you

>> No.9815186

Why no /sipboys/ discord yet?

>> No.9815245

>>9815170

That's fucking great. You realize a "mixed economy" is the most efficient way to live now, right?

We're on the cusp of UBI. I know you young gimps know nothing about whats really happening but You need a Norwegian or Scandinavian economy or you're all going to be homeless in the streets no matter what degree you have.

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9815251

>>9815245
>I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.9815256

>>9815245
>Norwegian or Scandinavian
you mean spending all your surplus income on worthless lazy immigrants? Haha, yeah that seems to be working great.

>> No.9815268

>>9815256

none of you idiots listen to any economists. The beneficial circle makes the economy continue. Everything else becomes serfdom. I know you're all young and stupid but maybe read some thing from Rob Reich, Krugmen anyone who knows how the economic cycle works.

>> No.9815273

>>9814908
Like almost everyone else that lives here I'm not from around here and won't be for much longer.

>> No.9815275

>>9815256

Who buys shit, idiot? How do you keep the economy going when you starve fundamental demand? You people really are this stupid.

>> No.9815303

>>9815268
>you goys really should listen to my fellow mensches tell you how we're fucking you
Fix'd rabbi

>> No.9815547

>>9814543
>no pain

It completely wrecks your nervous system. That's just asking for intense agony. It's fast, but horrible.

>> No.9815877

>>9806312
>Beans strewn onto the saucer
But why?

>> No.9815882

>>9815877
IT'S ART
IT AINT GOT TO EXPLAIN SHIIIETT

>> No.9815893

>>9805426
V I R A L M A R K E T I N G 2 0 1 7

>> No.9816040

>>9815893
>F I R S T D A Y O N / C K / 2 0 1 7

>> No.9816048

>>9815893
T . N O N S I P F A G

>> No.9816803 [DELETED] 

>tfw fresca shill

Nothing like a crisp refreshed Fresca in the morning

>> No.9816808
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9816808

>tfw fresca shill

*Ahhh* Refreshing

>> No.9816835
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9816835

>>9816808
nigga fresca is just a shit tier version of San Pellegrino Pompelmo

>> No.9816965
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9816965

the biggest size in japan

>> No.9816996

>>9805426
Zero Ultra is the only sip.
Lurk moar, faggot.

>> No.9817078

>>9816965
Why are you wearing a suit?

>> No.9817085

>>9817078
hewwo everywon
dis is energy cwisis
dwink weview

>> No.9817252
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9817252

>>9817085
>drink review
jesus christ anon
it's
energy crisis
the energy drink report

>> No.9817295

>>9816996
>Zero Ultra is the only sip
>this is what casuals actually think

It's the original good sip, but also the most generic. If you can't branch out into more obscure ones, you're a sipleb (sip pleb)

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9817381

>>9812689

>> No.9817510

>>9816965
>reviewbrah itt

>> No.9817535

>>9817381
>a sip a day keeps the ZOG away

>> No.9817543

>>9805426
>RIP in peace
You kids really are fuckin yourselves up on this swill, aintcha?

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>>9805426
>>9806783
>>9806576
>>9809977

i swear to fucking god this better not be like lacroix where everyone pretends the worst flavor is the best flavor

>> No.9817656

>>9817648
None of them are good

>> No.9817658

>>9817543
Found the newfag

>> No.9817668
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>>9808859
shes a juicer

>> No.9817701

>>9817668
Nice hovel, do you always invite females over to appreciate your poverty?

>> No.9817709

>>9817701
shes from the park too

>> No.9817715

>>9817709
So you're picking up bums? How Christian of you!

>> No.9817883

>>9817701
>>9817715
>tfw no gf

>> No.9817899

>>9817715
the trailer park

>> No.9817941

desu guys purple sips are good, but nothing can beat O R I G I N A L S I P.

>> No.9817942

>>9817899
>trailer park

I would have thought you'd be sippin bud light, smokin' cheap cigs and wearing maga hats, then.

>> No.9817946
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9817946

>tfw you have that first sip of the day
>had sip in the fridge
Best feeling boys.

>> No.9817974

>>9815303

You'll all live in poverty and addiction your entire lives. I get that.

>> No.9817976

Can you people afford to whip shit from your own bowels these days?

>> No.9818322

>>9817946
I have 15 sips in my fridge atm

>> No.9818420

>>9817942
>throwing all that shade
Reeks of jealousy t b h. You hate that that poor trailer park dweller has the one thing you can't have: willing female companionship. Enjoy your lonely middle class existence pleb.

>> No.9818503

>>9817668
I would do LITERALLY anything for a gf that sips

>> No.9818521

>>9818503
When I drink peach or orangeade rehab around my gf, she'll take it out of my hand and finish it if I don't take it back from her immediately. Monster is seriously missing the yoga chick demographic with rehabs.

>> No.9818589
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what the fuck, i havent been around ck in a long time but im having a blast reading this shit. ahahahaha

>> No.9818593

>>9817085
You're a fucking moron

>> No.9818627

>>9818589
lmao came from /fit/ as well

>> No.9818629
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9818629

G O T H I C
S I P S

>> No.9818637

>>9818629
S A T A N I C
S I P S

>> No.9818660
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9818660

>>9813090
your monster hydro has a bottle cap on it, here in the us they have a can top on the clear plastic base

>> No.9818675

>>9817648
zero ultra is actually, unironically the best tasting energy drink ever made, sugared or non-sugared, i've tried tens if not hundreds of energy drinks and it's the best one and everyone i tell to try it loves it

>> No.9818691

>>9818675
>anything with sucralose in it
>being the best tasting energy drink
nice broken taste buds fag

>>9814789
>hasn't yet grown out of drinking Monster
don't worry you'll graduate to the superior Red Bull sooner or later

>> No.9818692

>>9818691
sugarfree red bull is the 2nd best tasting drink and what i buy when i want to switch it up from drinking zero ultra

>> No.9818939
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9818939

hello

>> No.9819066

>>9818939
pretty good sip-
wait.
Could you mix the two to get the YELLOW SIP?!

>> No.9819150

>>9819066
No, yellow is a unique blend that cannot be duplicated
I'm sorry anon, but no

>> No.9819159
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9819159

>tfw monster becomes too weak

>> No.9819160

>>9806291

the small one and the big can are two entirely different products friendo

>> No.9819386
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9819386

Don't got any sips atm but I tried Mango Loco. Will we ever get it in a sip form?

>> No.9819467
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9819467

runey and sips

>> No.9819919

we sippy mane

>> No.9820805
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9820805

Well these viral marketing threads finally got to me, so I went out to buy one.
Turns out japan only has mini-sips, somewhere between a red bull can and the fuck off huge ones ive seen back home.

It tastes bretty gud.

>> No.9820990

>>9815096
Look where you're posting. Everyone on this website contemplates suicide daily or else they wouldn't be here throwing filth at each other.

>> No.9821047

>>9805869
Is rb the apple of energy drinks?

>> No.9821154

>>9820805
Get some lipovitan-d, my negro

>> No.9821193

>>9821154

Yeah my friend tricked me into buying that shit, and it was absolutely vile. Also it contains nicotine, which is fucking weird.

>> No.9821684

>>9805426
YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOT MONSTER REHAB IS FUCKING DISGUSTING I GENUINELY YOU FUCKING FALL OVER AND DIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>> No.9821687

>>9821684
This but unironically

>> No.9821744

Ultra Citron> everything

>> No.9822101
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>>9821744
This guy gets it.

>> No.9822117
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9822117

>>9805426
>Projecting this hard
Rockstar pure zero and fruit punched are sip classics.

>> No.9822140
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9822140

>>9822117
>Projecting
does not mean what you think it means

>> No.9822147

What the fuck is this

I thought I was the only one who still drinks these. I had to hide it

>> No.9822160

>>9822147
Weight lifters started drinking sugar free monsters for the caffeine. Preworkout stims can improve performance. So it became a /fit/ meme. Now it's here. Welcome.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9822206
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9822206

/ChristmasSips/?
Hot Dr Pepper is delicious. It may not be any fancy "no sugar" or "low calorie" stuff but it sure is good.

>> No.9822231

>>9822160
My roommate watched all these fitness guys who started drinking them, then he got in them then he got me on them

>> No.9822278

>>9822231
Pretty much the same experience here. Couple of buds drank them and I thought they were crazy. Now I'm wondering how I got the impression that 140mg of caffeine is dangerous when I regularly drink cold brew coffee with 330mg.

>> No.9822319

Advertising in 2017 has gone absolutely bananas.

>> No.9822375

>>9822319
Newfags in 2017 are not lurking before posting.

>> No.9822381

>>9822319
it's pretty hysterical that 4chan is important enough now that advertisers do this shit. it's all /pol/'s fault

>> No.9822391

>>9822381
Except this started on /fit/ you fucking faggot, it got to the point as soon as a /sip/ thread popped up it was whacked asap until it was moved here where it blossomed
If you think it isn't satire, you need to lurk moar

>> No.9822398

>>9822391
is /fit/ even a relevant board any more? back in 11-13 it was the shit. gooby, jeff, and zyzz were all there.

>> No.9822452

>>9822398
Relevant? Depends on what you're trying to do, I mean it's a start if your a twig looking to bulk, but honestly /fit/ has no idea how to into fitness

>> No.9822533

Gronk is back out lads.

>> No.9823675

>>9822533
Another knee injury or is it his back again?

>> No.9823701

>>9821744
i miss it

>> No.9824288

Trump should stop drinking diet coke. if he changed to /sip/ he would only need 4 cans a day.

>> No.9824361
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9824361

>>9824288
>implying trump isn’t itt

>> No.9825021
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9825021

>>9822391
>If you think it isn't satire
You need to go deeper newfriend

>> No.9825141
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9825141

>>9805426
Use to down one before wrestling meets back in highschool
>inb4 underage 18
Where does NOS stand

>> No.9825384

>>9825021
this fucking chart is so poorly made i had to stare at it for like two minutes to figure out what the colored lines were supposed to represent.

>> No.9825698

>>9825384
Your problem is you spent to much time staring at it and only figured it out at the end.

>> No.9825815 [DELETED] 
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9825815

GUYS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OSAKA JAPAN
HOT JAPANESE GIRLS GIVING OUT FREE SIPS NEAR UMEDA STATION HEP FIVE
TOO AUTISTIC TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH THEM

>> No.9825837

>>9825815
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.9826269
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9826269

>>9805426
so I tried Zero Ultra and hated it (sickly sweet, faint dishwater taste and shitty aftertaste of sweeteners)
what sugar free energy drink would you brilliant Monster viral marketing experts recommend me if I like my drinks less sweet and more tangy?

>> No.9826423
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9826423

>>9826269
Ultra Sunrise.

>> No.9826455

>>9826269
This anon is correct. Zero Ultra is my second favorite and Ultra Sunrise is the best.
>>9826423

>> No.9826469

>>9825698
I had to stare at it because I'm pretty sure the person making it even knew what they were trying to represent with those dumb lines. They marked them but that's just what makes the lines different, not what they're tracking.

>> No.9826472

>>9826469
*didn't even know

>> No.9827001

>>9822140
>Projecting
To put your views on the masses as an unfalliable truth, when in fact you are wrong/not completely right.

>> No.9827005

>>9822206
Gross, also not a sip 9Sips are lowcal low sugar energy drinks)

>> No.9827044
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>>9827001
That's not what it means. It's a psychological theory whereby a subject "projects" his own traits/qualities/impulses onto others and denies them in himself. So it's a defense mechanism. Here, for example, you might be projecting qualities of your own--misinformed and intellectually pretentious--onto me while denying them in yourself.

Also "unfalliable" is not a word, you absolute fucking dunce.

>> No.9827078

>>9827044
*teleports behind you*
*clearly and concisely explains basic Jungian projection theory*

>> No.9827208

>>9827078
If I start drinking this shit, can I teleport too?

>> No.9827288
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>>9827208
You’ll be teleporting straight to flavor country my dude

>> No.9827304

>>9805426
Only zero Ultra is a sip, newfag.

>> No.9827311

>>9827304
IT'S 2017 CUNT, WE TREAT ALL ENERGY DRINKS EQUALLY

>> No.9827329

>>9827311
>WE
Lurk Moar, you're a fucking embarrassment.

>> No.9827337

kys sissy boy
WE TREAT ALL SIPS EQUALLY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD

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>>9827304
OP here. I got banned for sipposting on /fit/ last September. Kys you're self.

>> No.9827385

>>9827370
>I was shit posting
>I got banned
>I can't figure out why this happened
Retard.

>> No.9827406

>>9827385
>missing the point

>> No.9827491

>>9827385
He's proving that he knows his shit you fucking moron. If he got banned in a sip thread back in 2016, then he's not a newfag who doesn't know what a sip is.

>> No.9828439
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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9828537
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9828537

guys I know you won't believe me but I'm serious. I was in downtown Osaka yesterday walkin around and I saw this Monster car and a bunch of Japanese girls wearing Monster clothes, I thought they were giving out inferior regular sips but they gave everyone who walked by a free S I P. I was too autistic to take a selfie with them but I felt so blessed

>> No.9828607

>>9828537
>was too autistic to take a selfie with them but I felt so blessed

Good god you limpdick, are you a mormon missionary by any chance?

>> No.9829014

>>9827044
Excuse me for misspelling "Infallible", and being misinformed about the definition of projecting in a thread about energy drinks. But nevertheless, we need to stop putting "official sips" in the OP, or at least broaden it.

>> No.9829098

>>9805426
>deliberately drinking toxic shit

>> No.9829109

>>9829014

We don't need to do shit. Sips are sips, you don't get to redefine it because you want to feel included.

>> No.9829116

>>9829098
breathing in general is toxic but it keeps you alive

>> No.9829132
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9829132

>>9829109
Sips are sips. I’ll sip to that.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9829160
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9829160

any anons from yuma cause When I used to live there I would buy bulk discounted sips from greens tree? How is it any other sips there and could you please post pics so I can live my childhood again.

>> No.9829393

>>9829109
Sips are usually classed as a sugarfree, low-calorie energy drink, which includes Rockstar pure zero, there is no reason to discredit this.
>>9829132
Sips are sips, and Rockstar are sips (In the same way that monster original is not a sip).

>> No.9829440

IN THE YEAR OF OUT LORD 2017
ALL SIPS SHALL BE DECLARED AS EQUALS
ROCKSTAR
MONSTER
NOS
AMP
BEAVER BUZZ
AND ALL GENERIC TYPE DRINKS

BUT NOT REDBULL
REDBULL IS SIN

>> No.9829510
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9829510

These are sips. The end.

>> No.9830203

>>9830184
>>9830184
New
>>9830184
>>9830184
>>9830184
>>9830184

>> No.9830225

>>9829116
>comparing breathing with drinking toxic waste

>> No.9830926

>>9829160
yuma AZ or yuma CO?

>> No.9831079
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9831079

>>9805426
Why hello Monster marketing hire
pic related is a quality sip

>> No.9831144

>>9830926
yuma az

>> No.9831156

>>9831079
>Surge
>sip
Retard
Retard
Retard

>> No.9831167
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9831167

This is pure anadulterated sip fuel. This is more or less in the category of /succ/ because it's impossible to resist chugging it.

>> No.9831172

>>9831167
I agree but I prefer Lemon Elation flavor.

>> No.9831242

>>9830203
We haven't hit the bump limit here, dummy.

>> No.9831705

>>9831167
Now I know why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

>> No.9831729

What do you guys pre-sip before you sip your sip? Personally I drink a cup of tea

>> No.9831751

>>9831729
I pre-sip with water as a palate cleanser. Green tea sounds like a respectable pre-sip though.

>> No.9831961

>>9828537
leave my country

>> No.9832013
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9832013

what do you guys pair your sips with?

i think pic related is pretty good

>> No.9832143
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9832143

Gotta go with a blue sip

>> No.9832195
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9832195

>>9822319
It worked. Im not even mad.

>> No.9832809

>>9832143
Disgusting
Now drop and give me 50, maggot

>> No.9832948

What are you sipping on lads?

>> No.9832975
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9832975

>>9832948
The underrated, but never defeated

>> No.9832988
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9832988

>>9805426
You missed one anon

>> No.9833022
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9833022

>>9832988
Never

>> No.9833168

>>9831079
Sips have no sugar and no calories. Surge probably doesn't even qualify as a beetus.

>> No.9833278
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9833278

>>9833022
Disagree, Pure zero will always be a sip.

>> No.9833327

>>9825141
Worst shit on earth desu

>> No.9833531
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9833531

>>9833278
Shit shop