/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9803258]

Do you cook with your gf?

[Anonymous No.9803259]

>>9803258
that is a fake smile, if that is your roastie op I suggest sleeping with one eye open

[Anonymous No.9803263]

>>9803258
>gf

[Anonymous No.9803289]

>>9803258
qt eyebrows

[Anonymous No.9803304]

>>9803258
>eating at panera
literally why?

[Anonymous No.9803317]

>>9803258
fuck you

[Anonymous No.9803319]

>>9803289
my nig nog

[Anonymous No.9803389]

>>9803258
some weird cutie sister band: who exactly is she??

[Anonymous No.9803400]

>>9803258
Why would I cook with some stupid whore? it's not my job to feed her it's my job to fuck her she has no place bothering me whenever we're not in the bedroom and I hope she stays the fuck away from me god dammit

[Anonymous No.9803415]

>>9803258
That's some Harry Potter looking bitch there

[Anonymous No.9803425]

>>9803258

[Anonymous No.9803429]

Yep. Pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.9803446]

>>9803258
Stop reminding me of how much I regret not cooking for her anon.

[Anonymous No.9803450]

>>9803258
I avoid my wife, she is starved for attention and hates that I go to the gym or visit my family. Fuck women, just not with your dick.

[Anonymous No.9803462]

I would if I had one.

[Anonymous No.9803464]

>>9803425
you okay, bro?

[Anonymous No.9803466]

>>9803450
To be fair, she is an incredible cook, but a shitty wife. I'll miss her homemade jerky when we divorce.

[Anonymous No.9803468]

>>9803450
>>9803466
cuckold in the making

[Anonymous No.9803475]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9803482]

>>9803468
She isn't attracted to any other men than me.

[Anonymous No.9803493]

>>9803482
You sound very muslim right now.

[Anonymous No.9803513]

>>9803258
sure do, I love cooking with my wife. One of the first things we did together when we were dating was cook.

[Anonymous No.9803528]

>>9803258

[Anonymous No.9803539]

>>9803468
That word has no meaning outside these walls.

[Anonymous No.9803625]

>>9803258
Mate seriously, stop fuckin eating out with her and sling her some money to get those fucking eyebrows fixed. They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods.

[Anonymous No.9803626]

>>9803539
that word was invented outside these walls, idiot

that word would have existed whether these walls were here or not

[Anonymous No.9803637]

>>9803258
Well i do use both hands to cook, so yes.

[Anonymous No.9803638]

>>9803258
Breakfast is our favorite thing to cook together

[Anonymous No.9803643]

>>9803625
shit taste, her brows are literally perfect

[Anonymous No.9803650]

>implying

[Anonymous No.9803652]

why are you arguing about her eyebrows when she is faking a smile that hard. if shes looking at you with that smile OP you need to realize it is 100% fake. real smiles come from the eyes, that's a psycho smile.

[Anonymous No.9803657]

She should be cooking FOR you, not with you. Drop that hoe.

[Anonymous No.9803777]

>>9803643
She has nice teeth, the rest of the package is hideous.

If I opened my door to that Id kick that cunt down the stairs and gutter stomp her till she stopped making noises.

[Anonymous No.9803792]

>>9803777
edgy

[Anonymous No.9803801]

>>9803777
the dreams of a perma virgin boi

[Anonymous No.9803827]

>>9803258
Yeah, but part of me thinks it is currently part of the honeymoon phase since we've only been together for little over a month. I enjoy it though.

[Anonymous No.9803830]

>>9803643
my nig nog

[Anonymous No.9803834]

>>9803258
Shes so pretty

[Anonymous No.9803845]

>>9803834
would you cook for her?
>>9803830
my fellow patrician

[Anonymous No.9803849]

She doesn't like cooking with me because I'm a fucking perfectionist and I yell when she does some strange bullshit :(

[Anonymous No.9804324]

>>9803258
y-yeah i cook with my gf

[Anonymous No.9804362]

[Anonymous No.9804385]

>>9803258

[Anonymous No.9804397]

>>9803258

Yes, but I mostly cook for her. Her food is great, but mine is just unbeatable.

Also she does the cleanup anytime I cook which is just the cherry on top.

Today I'll have self made pasta filled with ricotta, served with a mushroom, shrimp and sherry sauce. You fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.9804399]

>>9804397
>white flour
>cheese
>sea bugs
I do not envy your meal.

[Anonymous No.9804499]

>>9803258
>Drinking from your water bottle at a restaurant
Why?

[Anonymous No.9804502]

>>9804499
she is pure and only drinks filtered water to avoid the fluoride

[Anonymous No.9804506]

>tfw this doesnt touch me anymore
>tfw you positively enjoy eating by yourself

you are crippling yourselves by longing for something that is just an arbitrary convention.

[Anonymous No.9804539]

>>9803304
Free refills

[Anonymous No.9804556]

>>9804506
>human companionship an arbitrary convention

[Anonymous No.9804571]

My what?

[Anonymous No.9804575]

>>9804571
your loving caring gf anon
you do have one, right?

[Anonymous No.9804581]

>>9803258
We bake together occasionally, but mostly we take turns.

[Anonymous No.9804589]

>>9803258
No, but I cook for my bf. When I do, I get to fuck his ass later. When he cooks for me, the opppsite happens. I love it ;)

[Anonymous No.9804596]

>>9804589
hot :3

[Anonymous No.9804610]

Used to a lot before she passed away. Now I'll cook for others, like my roommate, but not with her.

[Anonymous No.9804613]

>>9804610
sry anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.9804621]

>>9804613
Me too.

[Anonymous No.9804629]

>>9803258
Yeah, my wife and I cook together sometimes, especially if it's a more labor intensive meal. We're more likely to bake together though, it's comfy.

[Anonymous No.9804816]

>>9804610
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.9804821]

>>9803258
I have that same water bottle

[Anonymous No.9804837]

>>9803258
Dont cook with gf, but cock in her.

>>9803258

[Anonymous No.9804947]

>>9804821
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.9805008]

Been with my girl for 4 years and I love to cook and she is a shit cook. Knows literally nothing about cooking somehow. I have been pushing her to learn and have watched her make a few dishes now while I tell her what to do.. She is great but it would be nice if she enjoyed it, or at least knew the basics.

[Anonymous No.9805017]

>>9804589
Are you guys homos?

[Anonymous No.9805186]

no
i dont have one(thank you god)
even if i did(at gunpoint probably) , i wouldnt
all of the wrost foods ive had were cooked by a woman ,other than pre-packaged shit

[Anonymous No.9805198]

>>9803258
She looks like HRC

[Anonymous No.9805359]

>>9803258
dykes leave

[Anonymous No.9805376]

>>9803258
>implying I have a gf

[Anonymous No.9805393]

>>9803258
>gf

[Anonymous No.9805592]

>>9803258
It's women's work, so she does the cooking.

[Anonymous No.9805600]

>>9803777
You are a fag and fags aren't welcome on this site.

[Anonymous No.9805630]

We haven't cooked together for so long, I wish I was working instead of being in school, then we could cook more often...

[Anonymous No.9805682]

>>9803450
>i avoid her
>shes starved for attention
Youre just making the problem worse you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9805716]

Me and my wife used to. Now she won't even look me in the eye.

[Anonymous No.9805745]

>>9803777
What a waste of trips.

[Anonymous No.9805769]

>>9803845
yeah just to be around her

[Anonymous No.9805773]

Yes

>Waking up a little bit before her and getting our atole blanco cooking on the stove
>Feeling her wrap her arms around me from behind as she shuffles out into the kitchen in only a sweater
>Drinking it together on the porch and watching the sun come up before I go to work

[Anonymous No.9805775]

>>9803258
as someone who cooks for a living, I see that in the kitchen far too many people are either incompetent or lazy. so I cook by myself at home. unless I happen to be dating someone who offers to cook with or for me. but she'll know she better be good at it because I don't hesitate to let anyone know when they're bad at something or being lazy about it. sure it sounds a bit harsh but, if everyone always humors you and says you're really good at something when you're not, well you'll think you're the shit and see no need to try improving

[Anonymous No.9805814]

>>9805008
as long as you don't stress her out she'll learn to associate cooking with good feelings.

[Anonymous No.9806025]

>>9805814
I try, but I think she gets good feelings for me cooking for her

[Anonymous No.9806059]

>>9803637
haha I get it

[Anonymous No.9806079]

>>9803258
I do, but our kitchen has a limited space and until now we had only one cutting board and one good knife, we couldn't do much, but the recipes haven't been something that requires two people or is helped by having two people doing it, besides chopping onions and tomato at once for example, and neither takes that much time really.

[Anonymous No.9807495]

>>9803849
dad?

[Anonymous No.9807520]

>>9804324
>>9804362
>>9804385

[Anonymous No.9807523]

I can't cook with my GF she stresses me out so bad

>gets the smallest cutting board, pot, pan etc.. that's way too small for what she needs
>"Oh well, it's cute!"
>always makes a huge mess and can't clean as she goes
>has like 5 meals she can cook decently, predictable basic shit
>still has the palate of a child even though she's 25

The worst though is the first one. She's making a stir fry or something, and she gets the smallest fucking cutting board, makes rice in the smallest pot so there's no room to fluff it, uses a fucking hearing knife to chop all her veggies.. all because "it's cute and I like this one"

[Anonymous No.9807527]

>>9807523
Paring knife**

[Anonymous No.9807572]

>>9807523
Is she autistic?

[Anonymous No.9807577]

>>9807572
No, she has zero training or anything in the kitchen. She's an incredibly talented artist who paints, sculpts, all sorts of shit. Put her in the kitchen and her brain shuts off though. I hate it.

When I am cooking I don't even let her in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9807751]

>>9805716
She got a taste of that sweet BBC,laddie.

[Anonymous No.9808098]

>>9803513
This..only because my wife can't cook for shit

[Anonymous No.9808126]

>>9805716
>>9807751
sad but true, those are classic signs of BBC addiction

[Anonymous No.9808255]

just met a nice girl recently.

i made breakfast for her. :3 she is from culinary school so we might be cookin stuff for each other :3

[Anonymous No.9808283]

>>9808255
How'd you meet her?

[Anonymous No.9808310]

>>9803258
Yes. I use my left hand, too.

[Anonymous No.9808314]

>>9808283
from a social media site that is dying abit. talked to her there during the start of the year. talking went ok but then i forgot her completetly during the summer. just recently logged back in the site. then i noticed i stopped talking to her without a reason. was pretty pissed at myself. then i sent her a msg and she replied a few days later. then i instantly asked her out for beers. that was a week or two ago. she seems super nice which is my top criterias for gf. now im very happy everyday cos there is the warmth inside cos there is someone in my life

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[Anonymous No.9809499]

>>9808314
>>9808255
I'm happy for you, dude

[Anonymous No.9809795]

No, she suck at making food, when we started dating she preferred to eat dinner in the bland school canteen than making her own food.

[Anonymous No.9809898]

Earlier my girlfriend fucked up a grilled cheese, threw a pan and cried over it breahking
Fucking pregnancy how do you fuck it up that bad

[Anonymous No.9809901]

>>9803258
My wife likes the idea of us cooking together, but I'm not so into the reality of it because she's slow and disorganized in the kitchen. So she's always getting in my way and making a mess when we try to cook together. But she happens to be one hell of a baker, so when we divide the labor - she bakes the bread and I do the cooking - things turn out great. So that's usually what we do.

[Anonymous No.9809915]

The kitchen is my domain and she sure as shit knows it

[Anonymous No.9809940]

>>9803482
She sounds like my ex. You know that's a load of bullshit right? As soon as I dumped her for being too clingy she was on another dick in a week

[Anonymous No.9809953]

>>9803258
Why do white women look so evil? She's going to murder someone in a few years.

[Anonymous No.9809960]

>>9809953
Evil is a stretch. I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog. They have feelings no doubt, but it's an open question whether they have souls.

[Anonymous No.9809963]

>>9805775
you sound like a fuckin dumb shit. no wonder you don't have a gf- you're so hypercritical of people trying to make you something that they don't stick around even if you can get them in the first place. news blast: you aren't a top chef and you don't have your own restaurant so maybe just chill and let people cook their basic ass meals if they're trying to be nice to you.

[Anonymous No.9809973]

>>9809901
this
I love my gf but she hasn’t worked in a kitchen (she was a waitress for a year), and I get über frustrated when she insists on helping me cook because of the
>disorganization
>improper food safety
>butchered cutting techniques
>doesn’t wash things right away
>doesn’t time cook times of things so they’ll all come out at once, properly cooked
>constantly in my way
I used to live with my brother and we’d both worked food service our whole lives. Knives always sharp, clean kitchen at the end of the day, we both knew what we were doing, and to top it off us moving around the kitchen was SEAMLESS because we knew how to communicate, and could tell when someone was busy.
I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways. This is gonna take some time.

[Anonymous No.9809981]

>>9809795
My gf would fuck up mac and cheese if I let her.
Also
>gf
>preggo
I know it’s not the 1950’s but get married or do something about it before you accidentally raise a nu-male with separated parents, one of which can’t even make a grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.9809984]

>>9803777
Seek help. Or just kill yourself lmao

[Anonymous No.9810001]

>>9809953
Have you had the experience of ever giving the succubus a chance?

[Anonymous No.9810008]

>>9810001
then you may wonder, why do they look so evil?

[Anonymous No.9810014]

>>9803625
Okay, this guy is an obvious sperg but
>They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods
Got a serious fucking laugh

[Anonymous No.9810022]

>>9809973
Then y dun u succ his diqq lmao

[Anonymous No.9810027]

>>9809973
>I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways.
I gave up on that with my wife. She CAN cook in the sense that if she sets out to make something it will turn out pretty good. It just takes her twice as long as it should and the kitchen will be a huge mess when she's done. I don't have the patience to be a part of that. Thankfully she bakes some of the best bread I've ever had, and she's way into it. So I just keep encouraging her on that front.

[Anonymous No.9810057]

>>9810027
God damn it, it sounds like you’re describing my gf. Her mom never made anything other than oven chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese when she was growing up, so I don’t blame my gf for being inept.
>side note
>gf’s mom said “wow, you’re kind of bossy in the kitchen, ugh” (she wasn’t cooking, just getting drunk and observing)
>I was at her house
>using her shit utensils
>after buying everything to make them French onion soup from scratch
>for her and her dumb boyfriend
I took a deep breath and cheerfully replied “yeah, food service haha :)”
I still gave the entire kitchen a scrub down after getting everything together just out of habit.
I kind of fucking hate people that can’t cook.

[Anonymous No.9810098]

>>9809963
I never said there's anything wrong with basic ass meals or that shit needs to be five star quality but damn son, if shit sucks speak up or live with it. I for one choose not to live with bad food

[Anonymous No.9810110]

>>9810098
also while I'm at it
> he thinks you get or keep someone by walking on eggshells and being polite all the time
that comes off as shallow and fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.9810118]

No. Cooking takes too much mental focus, so I can't both imagine her and cook simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.9810173]

>>9809499
thanks man

[Anonymous No.9810301]

>>9803258
>gf
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.9810395]

Yes, but I'm running low.

[Anonymous No.9810437]

>>9803513
This
and
>>9808098
This...
She's better now though, especially since I had a broken leg and couldn't cook for 2 weeks.
>mfw she made the best beef stew with Guinness for me and it was better than any stew I've made.

[Anonymous No.9810447]

>>9804610
fuck...anon...no words...

[Anonymous No.9810631]

OUT

[Anonymous No.9810830]

>>9803777

[Anonymous No.9810836]

>>9804610

it feels bad man

[Anonymous No.9810856]

>>9803389
>>9803834
>>9809953
She has a twin sister. They are the Soles Twins and they are both 5'11" (without heels).

Kelsey and Baylee

https://www.instagram.com/kelseysoles/
https://www.instagram.com/bayleesoles/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EGSun2yxzQ

[Anonymous No.9810872]

>finally find qt japanese american gf
>nice, polite, not your typical roastie bitch
>teaches me obscure japanese recipes
>bitch mom pressures her to move back to california
>didnt go with her because wagecuck
>have not felt love since then

[Anonymous No.9810881]

>>9803482
Heh

[Anonymous No.9810882]

>>9803777
>it's an "anon wonders why he doesn't have a gf" episode

[Anonymous No.9810891]

>>9810856
What in the fuck they look like they’re dying, or maybe fresh out of chemotherapy.

[Anonymous No.9810910]

>>9810856
Gross

[Anonymous No.9810916]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9810922]

Thanks, OP

[Anonymous No.9810925]

>>9803482
>unironically falling for the loyalty meme

Good luck in life pal. Rough road ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.9811607]

>me and ex-gf had a tradition of preparing different chef john recipes together and adding the ones we liked into weekly rotation of meals
>tfw we broke up after she discovered my camwhore addiction and ended up cheating on me shortly thereafter

[Anonymous No.9811613]

My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household, my family is very American. It blew her mind when I showed her how easy it was to make mashed potatoes, and she showed me how to make noodle soups. Get on our level.

[Anonymous No.9811783]

>>9809960
>I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog
lmfao

[Anonymous No.9811839]

>>9803304
College bimbos

[Anonymous No.9811848]

>>9811613
>My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household
>get on our level
>ASIAN HOUSEHOLD
>OUR LEVEL
no thanks fuck chinks

[Anonymous No.9811853]

>>9811613
Those are both awful foods. Are you trying to start a super villain duo?

[Anonymous No.9811863]

>>9810856
what do you think their iq is?

[Anonymous No.9811873]

>>9811863
It doesn't matter. You can't think when you need a sammich.

[Anonymous No.9811876]

>>9807523
>>9807577
Sounds like ex-anorexia. I just to get the smallest, least convenient kitchen utensils so I can spend ages in the kitchen and then when it's all finally cooked, take photos that look like I'm eating normal portions to motivate myself to go smaller next meal.

[Anonymous No.9811879]

>>9811853
>Those are both awful foods
Who the fuck doesn't luck mashed potatoes and beef noodle soup? You some kinda commie?
>>9811853
>Are you trying to start a super villain duo?
Yes. We're both disillusioned scientists so it's kind of perfect. We will call ourselves Ching Chong and Chalky.

[Anonymous No.9811894]

>>9811879
>Eats potato nigger and chink chow
>Calls others communists.

[Anonymous No.9811912]

>>9808314
Suck cock

[Anonymous No.9811931]

>>9809963
>news blast, everyone

[Anonymous No.9811936]

>>9807523
>still has the palate of a child even though she's 25
You mean literally all modern women?

[Anonymous No.9811941]

>>9811879
>Ching Chong and Chalky
>Not Chink and Chalk
step up your weak ass game

[Anonymous No.9811945]

>>9811894
>potato nigger
>Enjoyed almost exclusively by northern Europeans and those descended from them
Revise and resubmit.

[Anonymous No.9811964]

>>9811945
Germans like their potatoes in the form of pancakes not mashed.

[Anonymous No.9811970]

>>9803258
What's a "girlfriend?"

[Anonymous No.9812516]

>>9811607
U fucked up nigga

[Anonymous No.9812630]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9812676]

>>9803258
>/ck/
>gf

[Anonymous No.9812686]

>>9811912
wow rude :/

[Anonymous No.9812731]

>>9811936
>le wrong decade

[Anonymous No.9812744]

My ex hated cooking with me because I always commented on how much oil, how much cheese etc etc she puts in.
I like counting the calories and protons too much.

[chop No.9812747]

>>9812744
That must have taken a while.

[Anonymous No.9812751]

>>9812747
You can count most averages in your head after a while.

[Anonymous No.9812809]

>broke up with an ex two months ago
>used to cook for her regularly, she would just sit on the counter in her thong and random t shirt of mine
>that feel when I am an average cook who could never make food look super appealing but with her everything that I tried would always come off perfect as fuck
>I mean perfect taste, perfect colors, perfect amount of seasoning, everything

I very rarely cook now. It's not the same without her.

[Anonymous No.9812819]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9812864]

>>9812744
>he doesn't count the protons in his food

[Anonymous No.9812866]

>>9812809
I know that feel bro. Lost the motivation to cook when I broke up with my ex, took a while to get back in to cooking in front of a date.

Now I'm dating this girl who doesn't know shit about cooking, so anything I plate up is amazing to her. We're all gonna make it brehs.

[Anonymous No.9812884]

>>9812809
>thong sitting on counter
nigga it tasted better cause of salmonella with that stank ass pussy gtfo of here with that shit obv you cared more about her taste buds than your own which is prolly why she left your beta ass in the first place

[Anonymous No.9812889]

>>9803258
no, she overcooks everything and is a tastelet. she got big titties and a good sense of humor so she stays.

[Anonymous No.9812892]

>>9812884
you're mean, this was supposed to be a safe space

[Anonymous No.9812893]

>>9812809
MGTOW is the answer you sloppy one hundred and second pussy worshipping cuck

[Anonymous No.9812894]

>>9812893
>MGTOW

Ahhh yess, the Sour Grapes Cult.

[Anonymous No.9812907]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9812944]

>>9812894
Men go their own way out of the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.9812947]

>>9803263
Don't remind me

[Anonymous No.9812953]

>>9812894
>>9812944
>t. Fearful roastie and virgin mangina

[Anonymous No.9812970]

>>9808126
>>9807751
You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.

[Anonymous No.9813004]

>>9812944
Hate to break it to you but combining your dna with some stretched out roastie's so she can shit out your demon spawn does not grant you immortality. Instead it anchors you with a money sink and when she leaves you for Chad or Tyrone, you'll still have to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.9813028]

>mfw i was cooking with this chick when i was in hs and i ask her to get all her spices/seasonings together to see what she had
>i pick a few that will go good with dinner (pan seared chicken thighs finished in oven baked together with rice, carrots potatoes in some broth)
>basically a pot roast but with chicken thighs
>one of the seasonings is running low, but plenty enough for what we need
>should we just use all of the rest of this, there isn't much left
>her mom and i look at each other like wtf did this bitch say
dinner turned out good though, her mom told me i should ask her out, i never did, and now shes married with a few kids and im in my mid 20s single af

[Anonymous No.9813037]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9813065]

>>9813004

[Anonymous No.9813066]

>>9813037
>Xir thinks shaming works on woke men

Most MGTOWs are divorced with kids

[Anonymous No.9813073]

>>9810057
My wife isn't that bad. She cooks from scratch like I do and generally does not cut corners. I think her problem is that she believes she has amazing multitasking powers that allow her to do several things at once instead of having to focus on the task at hand. And of course she does not have such powers. So talking on the phone, reading facebook or looking at online videos while she's putting a meal together totally undermines her process. Her results are still good, but her way of getting there and the aftermath are disasters.

[Anonymous No.9813106]

>>9803258
i still cant decide if op girl is attractive or not

[Anonymous No.9813113]

>>9813106
does this influence your opinion at all?

[Anonymous No.9813116]

>>9813106
looks like a typical crazy Christian girl.

[Anonymous No.9813120]

>>9813113
looks better

[Anonymous No.9813122]

>>9813120
she is a 10/10 qt imo

[Anonymous No.9813123]

>>9813113
gib nudes

[Anonymous No.9813127]

>>9813113
>>9813122
>>9803258
It might be because I'm miserable but girls who are always smiling like this just turn me off. Why is she so happy/

[Anonymous No.9813129]

>>9813123
NO! Bad gib poster!

[Anonymous No.9813138]

>>9813127
The reason happy women are a turnoff is that, unless they were broken inside, if they were with you they'd be miserable and you know it. But they're not with you, as shown by the fact that they're smiling.

t. normal man who rightly doesn't trust happy women

[Anonymous No.9813141]

>>9813122
Those lanky ass legs

[Anonymous No.9813147]

>>9813141
rude :(

[Anonymous No.9813152]

>>9810856
Disgusting bodies tbqh

[Anonymous No.9813155]

>>9803258
I'm not a lesbian

[Anonymous No.9813158]

>>9813155
be my gf

[Anonymous No.9813164]

>>9813127

>Why is she so happy

She hasn't hit the wall yet. Before Trump's presidency ends she will look like this

[Anonymous No.9813166]

>>9813158
I said I'm not lesbian

[Anonymous No.9813173]

>>9813166
pls?

[Anonymous No.9813338]

>>9803258
I cook with my gif

[Anonymous No.9813386]

>>9807572
sounds like the anon is the autistic one here

[Anonymous No.9813611]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9813615]

>>9803777
no, you wouldn't you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.9813621]

>>9812892
damn, sex dolls look great nowadays

[Anonymous No.9813629]

test

[Anonymous No.9813632]

Are there really any people dumb enough to interact with females in the current year?

[Anonymous No.9813679]

>>9813632
Asian women can be worth the time and trouble of a serious relationship. But white womyn? Not even once! Use them for 1 night jizz receptacles if you must, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.9813680]

>>9812731
>le sjw on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9813687]

>>9813632
>interact

well not as humans

>>9813679
>idealizing other races to hide your frustration

women are women everywhere

they are lesser but necessary forms of the species

[Anonymous No.9813688]

>>9803258
No.
I bought some real nice gouda the other day. It had some truffles in it, pretty mellow.
Gave her some, and she turned her nose up like a child that sniffed a fart.

[Anonymous No.9813707]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9814093]

>>9807523
Sounds like my gf, except she gets the largest pots for literally nothing and I end up having to clean them.

[Anonymous No.9814133]

>>9803258
Giv qt cook gf

[Anonymous No.9814151]

>>9803400
>t.bitter incel faggot

[Anonymous No.9814162]

>>9803258
comfy cooking is comfy, if it's something quick, it's not that big of a deal, the other who isn't cooking usually just gets the utensils

[Anonymous No.9815823]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9815856]

>>9803400
virgin status: confirmed

[Anonymous No.9815857]

>>9813113
be still my heart

[Anonymous No.9816051]

>>9803400
virginity confirmation:
>pending...
>pending...
>granted!

[Anonymous No.9816168]

>>9805775
Self-improvement is masturbation.

[A Cool Guy Online Named Dean :(...) No.9816175]

you know damn well nobody using 4chan has a gf

[Anonymous No.9816176]

>>9806079
>we had only one cutting board and one good knife
That's all you need, motherfucker. That and a decent rondeau.

[Anonymous No.9816201]

>>9808314

[Anonymous No.9816250]

>>9810856
>>9810891
>>9810910
>>9811863
>>9813152
Anorexic. Notice how there is almost no muscle bulk to their arms or legs.

[Anonymous No.9816351]

>>9812944
>gene pool
Islam will dominate it in 50 years, so why even bother?

[Anonymous No.9816355]

>>9813113
Meh/10

[Anonymous No.9816393]

>>9816355
post a woman you find beautiful

[Anonymous No.9816400]

>>9813147
imagine how distended her stomach would be if she ever ate a whole chipotle burrito. she's so tiny any food is giong to make her look chunky

[Anonymous No.9816436]

>>9816393
She's pretty, but no eye catching. Like a gem made of plastic. There for "meh"

[Anonymous No.9816913]

>>9803258
I cook with my friend's wife. She seriously wants my dick but I don't fuck taken women.

[Anonymous No.9816951]

>>9810872
Its alright bro look on the bright side. Shes sucking my dick now.

[Anonymous No.9817280]

>ex says she can cook
>go to her house for a meal
>"i'll do signature dish" she says
>"sounds good" i say
>she starts boiling pasta
>ok
>gets out a block of cheese (not chedder)
>eh sure
>gets a packet of instant cheese sauce
>oh no
>add a shit load extra cheese to the sauce
>pasta has been boiling for too long
>"erm you should probably take that off the heat"
>she drains the pasta for about 2 seconds and put it into baking dish
>water pooling in dish with pasta
>add cheese sauce which has the consistency of blancmange (not seasoned)
>please stop
>"and now what makes it special"
>gets 2 packets of ready salted crisps
>sweet mother of Christ
>smashes them up and places them over the back with another 2 pounds of fucking cheese
>bakes for 10 mins
>watery yet oiling and hedonistic cheesey sauce made me want to do a 5 mile run and fast for 2 weeks and still taste like shit
>that what my ex thought cooking meant

[Anonymous No.9817284]

>>9803400

[Anonymous No.9817288]

>>9803258

[Anonymous No.9817289]

>>9804571

[Anonymous No.9817293]

>>9817280
gonna try the potato chips next time I make macaroni and cheese, that sounds pretty good to be honest

[Anonymous No.9817518]

>>9817293
the idea was average at best but her execution was appalling

[Anonymous No.9817592]

Its not that I like incelposting but for it to get this much of a reaction is a good display of just how new most of the board is now.
All women are whores, can I also get a dozen (you)s?

[Anonymous No.9818205]

>>9817280
is her asshole tighter than a ten year olds bum for you to put up with that?

[Anonymous No.9818244]

I cook for my family often even tough i don't live with them anymore. It's better than cooking & eating alone.

[Anonymous No.9818837]

>>9803400
super confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9818846]

>>9805592
confirmed virgin muslim

[Anonymous No.9818853]

>>9813164
nuuu botox is a thing dude, and natalie dormer is 35

[Anonymous No.9818931]

>>9818205
hence why i said ex

[Anonymous No.9819183]

>>9803258
D-don't remind me.

[Anonymous No.9819241]

>>9803258
What the fuck this is a female version of me.

I'd fuck her so hard

[Anonymous No.9819452]

>>9819241
If you, a faggot, looked like that, your boipussy would already be stretched wider than her mouth.

[Anonymous No.9819466]

>>9819241
p-post pic

[Anonymous No.9819888]

>>9809940
Yea most women do that

[Anonymous No.9821157]

>>9803258
:'( i want wife now!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9821165]

>>9813113
u guys are all faggots she is beautiful as shit u dummies

[Anonymous No.9821371]

>>9803400
Maybe anon was just diddled by some chad-girl when he was young and thinks girls are forever gross. Still didnt get any /ss/ poon though.

[Anonymous No.9821400]

>>9803258

Yes I cook with my hands everyday

[Anonymous No.9821434]

>>9803400
virgin confirmed

[Anonymous No.9821568]

>>9804589
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.9821584]

>>9805773
Cont.
>then wake up as my fantasy filled dreams leave me
>pour some whiskey in an old cup of coffee
>jump my car so that it will start
>head off to work

I'm gonna quit Wal-Mart soon; I swear.

[Anonymous No.9821588]

>>9803258
Yes all tho my gf ads the speading cheese to amost every dish with pasta (says it thickens the sauce). Overall we agree in kitchen, we both love spicy food and traditional comfy rustic meals.
Shes a woman of my dreams.
Also girl from the pic looks like trap.

[Anonymous No.9821816]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9822224]

No I do most of the cooking. We live in a small apartment though with not much cooking space so it makes it hard for two people to do anything

[Anonymous No.9822597]

>>9816400
>tfw 5'4" and 95 lbs

I look pregnant if I eat a regular sized meal. I hate going to fancy dinners/events because of it.

[Anonymous No.9822663]

She either cooks the whole meal. Or I do and she cuts all my veggies and meat

[Anonymous No.9822817]

>>9803258
Yep, though she's more of a quasi-fiance.

She generally takes care of all the baking - bread, cookies, cakes, mousse, that sort of stuff. She will also help with prep but I have better knife skills and am less likely to filet my hand of the mandolin.

I handle the actual cooking for the most part, since I'm better with timing and generally have more experience with technique. I also make our yogurt, but that's pretty easy. I can't bake for shit because I'm allergic to following recipes.

Pic related, dinner roll-style loaf with dill seeds she made for me a while ago

[Anonymous No.9822823]

>>9822817

[Anonymous No.9822832]

>>9803400
lol

[Anonymous No.9822884]

>>9803400

[Anonymous No.9823057]

Daily Reminder that MGTOW is a Jewish trick to destroy European bloodlines and that traditional families don't produce toxic degenerate women that cause men to formulate socially suicidal ideologies surrounding relationships in a vicious, self-perpetuating cycle.

[Anonymous No.9823088]

>>9804397
>cheese+mushroom+seafood+sweet sauce
>just unbeatable

make up a less disgusting sounding combination before you brag for reddit karma

[Anonymous No.9823229]

>>9803400
confirmed virgin

[Anonymous No.9823233]

>>9803400
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.9823245]

My gf would probably live off kraft dinner, ramen, and PBJ sandwiches if it weren't for me

[Anonymous No.9823258]

>>9823057
Dude, see a medfag asap - you've had a stroke.

[Anonymous No.9824634]

>>9823057
>>>/pol/