>dude I'm too lazy to cook, so I'm going to put on clothes, go out at night in -10 degree weather, and buy hamburgers Why not just take a few minutes to make your own burgers for a fraction of the cost? You can do it in the comfort of your own home in your underwear like I do.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:17:57 2017 No.9802689 [Reply] [Original]

>dude I'm too lazy to cook, so I'm going to put on clothes, go out at night in -10 degree weather, and buy hamburgers

Why not just take a few minutes to make your own burgers for a fraction of the cost? You can do it in the comfort of your own home in your underwear like I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:29:24 2017 No.9802724 >>9802689 First six words of your post. Cooking involves doing stuff. Also thinking and a possibility of failure. Buying from a drive-through involves sitting and listening to music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:29:41 2017 No.9802726 >>9802689 >everything unnecessarily complicated I'm guessing that's Kenji Lopez-Alt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:32:25 2017 No.9802733 File: 3.78 MB, 4032x3024, 20171206_202958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9802689 Just make simple meat and botato like me

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:35:45 2017 No.9802749

Ya know i was thinking about ordering takeout when instead I used a simple and qiuck technique i learned

>get a large pan filled with water and place a noodle of your type
>put it on stove to boil
>cooks noodles in fraction of time
>empty pan and make whatever

I made stir fry tonight and was delicious. cooking for one best of fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:38:27 2017 No.9802762 >he uses hardware tools to cook hamburgers Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:38:40 2017 No.9802764 I don't really like food, i just eat it because it's the moral thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:39:00 2017 No.9802767 >>9802689 Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a cheeseburger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:39:04 2017 No.9802768 >>9802733 Also this probbaly looks like shit but it looks amazing to me because I've been drinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:40:07 2017 No.9802774 >>9802762 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:41:28 2017 No.9802782 >>9802689 If I had that guys kitchen I'd never eat out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:42:31 2017 No.9802785 File: 16 KB, 612x347, 124579998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9802689 all that faggoty finesse and the cheese isnt even melted

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:46:22 2017 No.9802802

>>9802689

>smashed the patties against the grill instead of taking the time to form them by hand
>uses a bunch of unnecessary tools
>burger is burnt on one side and raw on the other because he cooked it unevenly at a super-high temp
>looks like shitty processed cheese
>bun is barely toasted
>some kind of fucked up brown sauce on one side of the bun
>no onion or other garnish to enhance the flavor profile of what is obviously cheap unseasoned beef
>drippings that ooze out at the end are watery and brackish

You got a real loose definition of "perfected," OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:55:17 2017 No.9802828 >>9802802 >doesn't know what a smashburger is Although I agree, he could have used a better bun and cheese (even though processed cheese is "traditional" for this style of burger).

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:55:46 2017 No.9802830

Who the fuck uses a handpress like that for burgers? Or is that even a cooking tool? Looks like a wet cement scraper/flattener thing.

Do people seriously not just flatten them out and make burger patties by hand? I mean, I could see something like that being pretty useful in a restaurant situation. Made of heavy cast iron so it can be rested on the grill/flame/whatever at the same time so you just plop the patty down and then use the press to flatten it and cook it at the same time for fast and easy burgers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:56:19 2017 No.9802833 >kitchen fires perfected.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:57:37 2017 No.9802837 >>9802726 >name comes from 3 different parts of the world is this the 56% face that everyone is talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:59:41 2017 No.9802844 >>9802837 Hello, fellow /int/ poster. :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:59:41 2017 No.9802845 >>9802837 he's probably a flip

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:03:47 2017 No.9802858 >>9802768 I'm stoned and would eat all of that in a second

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:14:19 2017 No.9802896

>>9802830
The point is to mash it into the griddle with a flat tool so that you get maximum contact between patty and the heat. The result is a really fucking thick and crusty sear. I've tried it and now prefer the double patty smash to a single thicker patty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:22:06 2017 No.9802927 >>9802802 >burger is burnt on one side and raw on the other because he cooked it unevenly at a super-high temp >drippings that ooze out at the end are watery and brackish These two are valid criticisms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:22:09 2017 No.9802928 buterbrods are even easier to make https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcoZhG3oE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 13:51:14 2017 No.9805132 >he doesn't buy ground beef, make pre-formed patties, and throw them in the freezer to quickly make a bunch of burgers in the pan or oven when you're hungry for them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 13:54:33 2017 No.9805142 It's not cooking stuff that's the problem, it's the giant fucking mess I don't feel like cleaning up after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 14:02:22 2017 No.9805170 >>9805142 this >cook any type of meal >20-30 min to prepare and clean alltogether >eating takes 5-10 min Just feels like i time jewed myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:23:10 2017 No.9806057 >>9805142 >>9805170 So do you eat take out food and frozen food only?

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:28:55 2017 No.9806093

>>9802689
Oh you left out the whole go to the store buy the ingredients for more money than the burgers would cost
get home unwrap wash everything
cook everything
clean everything
finally eat a hamburger that may or may not be better than the shit you get in the drive through. You have no spent more time and money to do more work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:30:56 2017 No.9806098 >I'm too lazy to cook so I pick someting up on my way own such is life when you leave the house

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:37:16 2017 No.9806125

>>9806057
>Why not just take a few minutes to make your own burgers?
That is what I'm referring to. Yes I cook, but trying to claim that making food takes "a couple of minutes" is nonsense. Cleaning up after cooking burgers is a greasy mess. If I don't feel like cooking, I sure as hell don't feel like cleaning after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:38:27 2017 No.9806127 >>9802689 I can order a cheeseburger 24h a day here. It's here in like 20 minutes, it's not as fast but when I'm drunk at 2AM, I don't feel like cooking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:48:08 2017 No.9806153 >>9802689 How hot does the pan/griddle need to be that you get flare ups like that? Should I be cooking my burgers at that heat level? Fire in my kitchen scares me.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:56:24 2017 No.9806189

>>9802802
Yeah all of this desu
>form patties by hand, it's not fucking hard
>season the meat, throw it in the pan at medium
>don't fuck with the shit
>flip once browned halfway up
>don't fuck with the shit
>throw on cheese a minute before done, add a cup of water and put lid on pan
>let 'em rest and dress toasted potato buns with mayo, mustard, onion, tomato, semen, whatever
Done

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:04:15 2017 No.9806226

>>9802689
Anyone else imagining all the grease splattering all over the kitchen when he spins around with the patties on his spatula?

Also: shitty buns, he doesn't even let the cheese melt and the top halves of the patties were not cooked for nearly as long as they should have been.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:05:04 2017 No.9806228 >>9802768 I'm sober and fat and that looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:06:42 2017 No.9806233 >>9806226 No, not just imagining. He literally is doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:11:55 2017 No.9806252 I take it a step further and just buy frozen black bean burgers, at least I can be lazy and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:18:07 2017 No.9806267 >>9802689 If you live somewhere where it's -10 LITERALLY kill yourself for being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:22:47 2017 No.9806280 >>9802689 clean up not included. that's why. what about the fries, the coke, the tomatoes, salad, bacon, sauce, pickles. there you go, easily 1hour to cook and clean up everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:26:53 2017 No.9806289 >>9806267 Michigan resident chiming in, it gets cold as fuck sometimes, but the rest of the seasons make it totally worth. Kill yourself might be a little extreme, but I will accept severely injure yourself if that's good enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:32:07 2017 No.9806296 >>9806289 Only if you cut off your anus

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:34:47 2017 No.9806304 >>9802689 um, because it takes way longer, especially if you have to go buy the food. The cleanup on its own justifies going out

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:42:05 2017 No.9806326

>b-b-but im busy!!!
>i dont have time to cook!!!
>i'm too tired after hard day at work!!!
>i can't make anything good anyway so why bother!!!
And then they proceed to throw that frozen pizza in the oven for 15~ minutes, wait for it, eat it and then after a few hours they weel hungry again because it just wasn't all that satisfying.
>>9802749
>I made stir fry tonight and was delicious
I make almost nothing but stir-fry at home because it's so damn simple, quick and damn tasty even when it's just some onions, green beans, basmati rice and spices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:43:25 2017 No.9806327 >>9802689 >fat black bitches general

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:45:24 2017 No.9806334 >>9802724 I sometimes wonder why this board exists anymore /ck/ - Alt-Right Redditors Discuss Fast Food & Jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:46:33 2017 No.9806337 >>9806267 I don't know man I like the cold weather, places where it gets above 70F I fucking hate

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:57:29 2017 No.9806371 >>9806189 one CUP of water?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:32:33 2017 No.9806502 >>9806334 What the hell about that post gave you the impression they are alt right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:42:37 2017 No.9806538 I don’t enjoy cooking, washing up tableware and cookware is irritating. I’d rather buy food that’s gonna taste the same every time I order it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:43:40 2017 No.9806544 >>9806502 I was just giving a general overview of what this board has become in the last year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:53:12 2017 No.9806564 >>9806544 You mean this site? Fuck off back to tumblr libtard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:55:10 2017 No.9806575 >>9802762 u use a drywall scraper when making smash burgers so u don't leave any crusty stuff on the pan u fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:56:41 2017 No.9806578 >>9806544 Welcome to 4chan I guess? This website will cease to exist before it ever leans left. We enjoy freedom of speech here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 19:57:43 2017 No.9806580 >>9806564 And this is exactly what I was talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:00:11 2017 No.9806594 >>9806580 And yet you are still here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:00:39 2017 No.9806598 >>9802689 That grease is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:02:16 2017 No.9806603 >>9806580 The only difference between 4chan and any other social media sites is they don't ban people or lock accounts for speaking your mind. Bite back if you don't like what people say to you. It happens on /pol/ all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:03:12 2017 No.9806611 Clean your fucking kitchen.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:04:57 2017 No.9806620

>>9806594
Because I've been coming here since 2006 and I'm not going to leave my home even if a bunch of redditors come in and shit all over it.

>>9806603
I shouldn't need to defend my political beliefs on a cooking board and that's my main issue. I don't even lean left but I'm tired of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:05:27 2017 No.9806623 why do nu males put toppings on the bottom of sandwiches?

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:11:13 2017 No.9806640

>>9806620
I don't really feel like this board really has a big problem with alt-right posters. There is always going to be a few here and there, but that's 4chan dude. I'm probably dead to it though because of spending so much time on /pol/. But I come here for the related topics, I don't spew politics here. My recommendation is to just ignore it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 20:59:48 2017 No.9806862

>>9806326
>bitches that people won't put in any effort to make their own food
>just easts stir fry every fucking night because it's simple and easy

What a fuckin' idiot. Anyways, cooking at home sucks when you have a life to live. That's why I love Uber Eats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 21:19:48 2017 No.9806944 >Why not just take a few minutes lmao. every time

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 21:48:03 2017 No.9807082

>>9802768
>>9802733
Nah it's good. Looks like fried potatoes with some peppers. God tier baby. For breakfast most days I eat sausage, eggs, and friends potatoes with peppers and onions and turn into a breakfast skillet thing. Cover it in some texas pete.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 21:52:28 2017 No.9807104 >>9802733 this looks excellent, OP looks like mashed beef with kaft cheese between buns

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:12:47 2017 No.9807205 >>9806580 Lmao. You are just a newfag from reddit. 4chan is way less racist than it used to be. Youre just a dumb nigger lover.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:33:06 2017 No.9807286 >>9807205 technically accurate. before it was more "racist" but purely to troll people. the difference now instead of pretending to be retarded racist rednecks to piss people off, theres actual retarded rednecks here. weird switch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:42:05 2017 No.9807313 >>9807286 The point being that if he is getting triggered by some Trump supported on /ck/ I would love to see his reaction to all the cheese pizza that used to run rampant in the early days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:44:05 2017 No.9807320 >>9806578 It was left leaning long before you ever showed up though. The alt-right pleb factory is a brand new phenomenon.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:55:24 2017 No.9807344

>>9807313
i dont think its that unreasonable. back then it would of been a person pretending to be a trump supporter to get a rise. now theres actual trump supporters. we used to laugh at idiots for fun here and...well, now, heres an idiot who thinks hes in welcome arms.

honestly thats the biggest change here, over all the years. this place went from not taking itself seriously, just in it for the laughs to taking itself seriously.

>>9807320
not as heavy left as people think, much more neutral. people cite us taking down hal turner because he was a white supremacist, i dont think thats true, he got targeted because he was online, exploitable and reactionary.
If hal showed up today, people would unironically defend him. back in the day it was attack him...or defend him ironically to piss MORE people off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:56:05 2017 No.9807348 >>9807313 Yeah but nobody was pro bush. I mean to genuinely like any person in politics you gotta be a bootlicker

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:05:13 2017 No.9807373 >>9802837 No he's just a cuck who took his wife's name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:12:09 2017 No.9807396 >>9806226 It cooks nearly all the way through on the first side because it's so thin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:15:25 2017 No.9807408 >>9806623 So the lettuce catches the juice instead of the bun.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:18:47 2017 No.9807420

>>9807313
I don't care if you support Trump or not, I voted for him myself. My point is I'm tired of having politics spill out onto a cooking board. It's really not that difficult to understand but people like you can't see beyond black and white "libruls vs conservatives" and assume that my concerns are an attack on your political stance.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:19:14 2017 No.9807424

>>9807313

The thing is, not every thread on every other board was derailed by child porn like most threads are derailed by shouts of cuck and soyboy. You could hop off of /b/ and be pretty certain you're in safe territory.

Now I'm in a thread about breakfast or comic books and having to ignore the idiot in the corner shouting about how angry he is about how the leftists are causing something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:23:25 2017 No.9807436 >>9806623 imagine being this retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:23:51 2017 No.9807438 >>9807420 >>9807424 >>9807348 >>9807344 Just some triggered redditors. Nothing to see here

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:26:15 2017 No.9807444

>Have to have everything on hand
>Wait for beef to thaw
>Wait for grill to heat
>Pull out all ingredients, arrange them
>Split buns
>Get cheese
>Get condiments
>Wait for burgers to cook
>Wait for cheese to melt
>Assemble
>Eat
>30 minutes of time for a snack
vs
>Get in car
>Drive to mcdonalds
>Get burger
>Get home
>Eat
>5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:26:19 2017 No.9807445 >>9807438 see, this is the new version of ebaumsworld.com, but he actually believes it instead of being just an insult. back then youd pretend to be from ebaums, or hate ebaums, just based on what you think would get the largest rise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:28:59 2017 No.9807449 >>9807438 I would like to think I'm being pretty reasonable. I'm all for the troll shitposting on other boards, but blue boards used to be more respectable pre-2016 election

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 23:30:16 2017 No.9807453 >>9806334 >Fag gets triggered over politics and brings it up in random thread for no reason Fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 00:47:48 2017 No.9807645 >>9807453 I was making a general statement but then triggered retards like you took the one piece of it and decided to make the conversation all about that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 01:38:22 2017 No.9807792 >>9807645 The fact that you singled out "alt-right" tells anyone everything they need to know about you. From the second you singled out the alt-right you proved right there that you were triggered first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 01:45:03 2017 No.9807807 >>9802689 Thanks for making sure the top bun was within 1 mm of perfect placement,John.

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 01:48:03 2017 No.9807814

>>9807444
>actually adding "split buns" as a step
yea alright we can do this

>open house door
>walk to car
>unlock car
>get in car
>put on seatbelt
>start car
>back out of parking area
>begin driving
>stop at multiple stoplights
>arrive at burger place
>drive up to drive-through
>place order
>wait in line
>advance
>wait in line
>advance
>ready payment method
>give payment method
>take food
>leave fast food place
>stop at multiple stop lights
>park car
>turn off car
>open door
>close door
>lock car
>walk to house
>unlock door
>open door
>sit down
>eat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 01:59:55 2017 No.9807841 >>9807814 >didn't walk inside when you got home >opened the front door and just sat down on the porch >didn't unwrap food before eating 2/10 see me after class

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 02:12:20 2017 No.9807871 >>9806189 At most you add like 50ml of water for steam, not a whole fucking cup

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 02:49:38 2017 No.9807970 >>9807841 he orders his food unwrapped and eats on the ground outside like the fucking mongrel he is

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 03:24:06 2017 No.9808066 File: 12 KB, 480x489, 1511549402025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9806538 >I don't enjoy cooking What the fuck are you doing on this board?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 03:29:53 2017 No.9808084 >>9808066 he's probably here for the "food" part of "food and cooking" but it would be a waste of time at that point, I think

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 03:47:46 2017 No.9808131 >>9807444 You split bun get cheese/condiments while meat is cooking. Cheese takes almost as long to cook meat once flipped. Otherwise >drive to mcds >wait in queue >get told to go to parking bay

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 03:57:16 2017 No.9808152

>>9807814
umm sweety?

>have to be born
>need to have soap
>need to have towel
>need running water
>turn on tap
>adjust temperature
>wash hands
>dry hands
>have to own refrigerator
>have to have cupboards
>have to have the foresight to purchase beef
>have to have the foresight to purchase buns
>but not so much foresight that the buns are stale by the time you need them
>need salt
>need peppermill
>need peppercorns
>need cookie cutters
>need cutting board
>form patty into perfect circle using cookie cutter on cutting board
>salt patty
>grind peppercorns
>pepper patty
>wash cookie cutter
>pay gas bill
>turn on burner
>adjust flame
>season cast iron skillet
>wait for skillet to preheat
>open drawer
>retrieve spatula
>place patty in pan
>sear patty
>slide spatula underneath patty
>flip patty
>retract spatula
>continue searing
>place cheese
>wait for cheese to melt
>remove buns from cupboard
>remove twist tie
>open bag
>pull buns apart from other buns
>place on plate
>bunch up bag
>re-tie
>place in cupboard
>close cupboard door
>split buns
>extract patty onto buns
>assemble
>eat
>wash plate
>wash spatula
>wipe out skillet
>clean stovetop
>notice single droplet of condiment on shirt
>take off shirt
>place shirt in washing machine
>measure detergent
>place detergent
>pay water bill
>set wash time
>set wash temperature
>start washing machine
>wait for shirt to be washed
>place shirt in dryer
>pay electric bill
>set dry time
>set dry temperature
>wait for shirt to be dried
>shirt is now too clean to wear
>take shower
>shampoo hair
>soap body
>rinse hair
>towel off
>put shirt on
>6 hours for a snack

vs.

>go to mcdonalds
>eat burger
>2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 03:58:14 2017 No.9808153 I actually am thinking about making burgers tomorrow. The local Food Lion has hamburger patties on sale for about $5.00 for four patties. Give me some good seasonings, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 04:39:15 2017 No.9808207 >>9802689 It's 80 degrees here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 04:40:35 2017 No.9808209 >>9808153 Fuck Food Lion.

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 04:57:04 2017 No.9808222

>>9807792
I singled out the most prominent political affiliation that destroys boards with shitposting. I don't see many people here talking about the communist revolution, but I do see a shitton of faggots tossing out their jewish food conspiracies and unironically calling people "cuck".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 05:30:25 2017 No.9808266 >>9808222 Nah. You singled out the political party that offends you so much. Look how triggered you are. You have responded to my every post, even my dumbass nonsensical ones. Youre that mad about the /pol/ boogeyman and big evil orange hitler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 06:57:52 2017 No.9808449 >>9802830 i dont want to get my hands dirty

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 06:59:09 2017 No.9808451 >>9802689 motivation is a matter of perception and attitude, not actual effort

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:05:05 2017 No.9808464

>>9802689
Have you seen the people that go to grocery stores at 2 in the morning? Even in the "good" part of town?
>one entrance locked
>armed security standing right at the open entrance/exit, clean-cut black man
>straight up dirty hood trash rolls in
>"sir, please leave." (I assumed he was visibly drunk or something but I was too far away to tell)
>"ay FUCK U NIGGA"
>marches off into the store
>lose sight of him
>next time I see him he's being literally dragged out of the store by security and dumped on the sidewalk
And that's why I don't go to the store in the dead of night anymore. Sure, I'll try to keep hamburger stuff on hand for late night munchies but if I'm fresh out I'll go through the fucking drive-thru.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:42:57 2017 No.9808523 >>9802689 Okay, so I'm gonna put on clothes, go out at night in 10 degree weather, find a 24/7 shop which is three times as far as nearest open fast-food, and buy the ingredients to make my own burgers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 09:48:54 2017 No.9808891 >>9802726 >complicated I feel so confused is this what good bait looks like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 11:00:16 2017 No.9809079 >>9806093 They would most likely be healthier though. I can't stand the suave they put on burgers at fast food places. Only Dijon for me please :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 11:01:55 2017 No.9809088 I like midnight walks in the cold desu. Burgs are a reason to go out

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 15:17:41 2017 No.9809950

>>9806862
Huh? are you retarded or just stupid or perhaps a nigger?
I work as a chef so i get enough of cooking at work for the most parts so at home i'd rather do something simple and also...
>i make almost nothing but stir-fry
>almost
Do you know what that word mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 15:32:26 2017 No.9809997 File: 580 KB, 480x360, 1470262741080.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buying a press >not getting a dome to help melt cheese Christ.......

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:32:15 2017 No.9810397 >>9802724 I browse /ck/ in the drive thru

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:45:05 2017 No.9810442

>>9802689
>>9802802

he's doing a shakeshack-style burger, and he did a pretty good job of it. the burger is super thin so it cooks extremely quickly. obviously it's american cheese on this type of burger, he didn't seem to use any unnecessary tools, the sauce is some form of thousand island, the bun looks toasted fine.

the only gross thing he did was blow out the fire with his mouth, potentially spitting all over the food. he should find a way to fix the flaring up in his arrangement there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:32:03 2017 No.9810646 >not going to McDonald's and ordering a McChicken and eating it in the store, alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:35:19 2017 No.9810656 File: 499 KB, 500x300, puke.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9802689 >pickle on the bottom

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:43:41 2017 No.9810687 >>9806538 >washing up table ware and cookware is irritating >t. roastie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:46:07 2017 No.9810700 >>9808152 a hearty kek. It is amazing how tedious our lives are though once you pay attention to everything you do. Thank God for the subconscious mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:52:28 2017 No.9810715 File: 83 KB, 645x614, 1512588547276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810656 >i don't like pickles

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:56:08 2017 No.9810728 >>9802689 Yeah, you're not factoring in the 15 minutes of cleanup involved with that shit. Unless you're some ghetto trash that never cleans their cooking surfaces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:59:14 2017 No.9810735 >>9810728 >wipe down cast iron with a paper towel >quick squirt of soap onto sponge >wipe off flipper >wipe off burger press WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:00:36 2017 No.9810739 >>9810735 You just started a fucking meat and grease fire on a griddle running at 500+ degrees and you think you can dab it off with some Dawn? Have you ever cleaned anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:01:27 2017 No.9810744 >>9810715 I'm not sure if that's what he's saying, but putting a pickle on the bottom means you're going to get a taste of vinegar before almost everything else and vinegar is a pretty strong flavor that could be overwhelming on its own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:35:44 2017 No.9810858 >>9802689 One of the biggest drawbacks to cooking at home imo is the lack of fresh air. Fuck money, fuck making your own meal, even if the quality is shit sometimes you just need an excuse to take a walk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:36:47 2017 No.9810861 >>9810739 Have you?

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