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>>9800768Thanks for a new webm I haven’t seen yet but really? This is the 3rd webm Thread I’ve seen over the past 2 days and I anticipate seeing the exact same webms that we’re on the other threads on this one as well.
>>9800774Wish I saved the one with the sick omelette flip
>>9800774ck webm threads are suddenly the hot place to be on the internet, they've really been gaining traction ever since that trump tweet
hate Jack so much
>>9800825Did you have to mention him? The last webm thread devolved into 95% webms just of him and some woman with a dirty kitchen.
>>9800809Fine but what good are they when it winds up being the same thread repeated over and over?
>>9800781too bad there's no archival system where you could still go to at this very second and retrieve it for your stupid ass
>>9800837Just getting it out of the way.
>>9800844At least one I bother searching through fuqqboi
>>9801011why did he do it like that??
>>9800774it's because the last few threads were shitposted full of jack webms. stop posting that faggot, anons.
anyone had squirrel, it's actually pretty good tasting ;^)
>>9801041OP here. stop you faggot, mods should be banning your ass for that jack shit.
>>9801031>cream cheeseevery fucking time!
>>9801031absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>9801048God damn, that was a good shot.
>>9801048He knew when he dropped that nut. He knew.
>>9801114>IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT DO IT>I AINT NO PUS-
>>9801048>that nut droptop kek
>>9801048>arrowthought it was gonna be a bullet
>>9800774the last thread was ruined with jackpostingevery fucking thread is ruined by jack.
>>9801359Thank god you didn't shit up the thread even more by posting off topic webms that don't belong here. Oh wait...
>>9801048>you have failed this forest
>>9801367still better than jackposting,thanks for taking the bait i guess???i'll take the bump all the same.
>>9801376And thank you for admitting you're intentionally off topic shitposting. Enjoy your ban.
>>9801055>OP here.OP here.
>>9801359did someone say jack?
>>9801376well if you wanna keep talking about jack I guess I will obey and continue posting. how come your webms aren't food though?
>>9801403>>9801418the only ones i have are ones posted before. i guess i could post youtube videos i like or pictures of food i've made.
>>9801031>wearing glovesOh fuck off. They're just jalapenos. What a pussy.
>>9801391>>9801403>>9801418i've watched some of his vids on YT. he's good for a laugh. i think he honestly thinks he can cook. he looks like he's having fun, though...so more power to him.
>>9801430then stop crying like a 13 year old girl just because you don't get spoonfed those webbums you like so much
>>9801443jackposting should be a ban-able offence. it is spamming in the most true sense.
>>9801376Martin Luther King caused 9/11? That's a new one.
>>9801011just realized that this retard is wearing a pink ring on his ring finger, literally can't do anything right
>>9801453>ban-ablere-tard. you want to have a 24/7 webm thr-ead on a slow board then you're going to get a lot of re-peat webms. Tell me what else should be ban-able oh wise one
>>9801467i think jackposting is a fine start.
>>9801480because it hurts your feelings?
>>9801031Just put diced jalapeno on top like a normal person.what's the point of this?
>>9801430>I WANT ONLY THE WEBMS I LIKE POSTED>BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY>AND I WON'T MAKE ANYgo fuck yourself kid
>>9801048i want to try squirrel. i kill racoons and possums with an airgun sometimes when they get in muh trashcans, but not a squirrel yet for some reason. ill try quartering it, then breading and frying it. what does it taste like? nutty? lol
>>9801513>>9801488lol you're so butthurt.keep trying, you might upset me.now post webms you fucking faggot.
>>980152qSqurel is good. Get ones in the woods. Don't eat trash. You are what you eat.
>>9801544are you ok?
>>9800809gif threads have been a thing since 4chan's inception, newfriend
>>9801031>literally r eddit-tier "food"
>>9801029you're absolutely right anonwe need a dedicated jack general
>>9801553Yeah but they haven't always been popular enough on ck to warrant 1-2 new ones per day, newfig.
>>9801607I wouldn't know because I don't frequent funpost boards :w)
>>9801629>>9801607>>9801598>>9801591>>9801553>>9801539>>9801513>>9801488never change 4chan...bunch of losers fighting eachother or samefagging to feel like they have someone to fight with. you should be proud.
>>9801640is jack an retarded alien trying to make contact with his home planet
>>9801642>metapostingtake care of yourself
>>9801009This is really pissing me off
>>9801650what episode is this I haven't seen it
>>9801649i'll be honest, this does make me want to get a slap chop for onionsi fucking hate cutting onions
>>9801629It's cool, just try not to let your new show so much next time.
these threads are so general that they should be themed
>>9801391fuck you, I'm OP. quit trying to play games.
>>9801714no I'm OP
>>9801714why do you think being the op matters? no one gives a fuck. you dont dictate the thread's contents just because you made it faggot. if you want some identity garbage go to reddit.
>>9801441I can only imagine the number of people who have gotten sick or had to go to the hospital following his "advice".
>>9801722>cutting your knife holding handlmao
Honestly, why don't we just report webm threads at this point?
>>9801722>jack is a retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the fucking retard that he is
>>9801737remember when the news was freaking out about kids pouring vodka into their eyeballs because it gets you drunk fast?
>>9801712What the fuck is this suppose to be?
>>9801747why dont you report them you stupid redditor? there are no downvotes here.
>>9801793is that some of the best spices you'll ever taste?
>>9801745why is using a fillet knife to cut bacon?
>>9801011this is pissing me off so fucking badly
>>9801828>YWN never be a slav getting lit with your bros and doing rowdy shit in some random alley
>>9801760>getting this assblasted that someone suggested reporting shitpostingGet a life, sweetie.
>>9801839i dont give a fuck about reporting. being a faggot and trying to rally everyone against something just because it hurts your feefees is a reddit ass thing to do though you lame.
>>9801810>>9801811>>9801815>>9801816>>9801818enough with this off topic shit. this is a /jack/ thread.
>>9801403looks like jenkem
>>9801805Why is he even allowed to go near food, let alone sharp objects?!
this wasn't supposed to be a food gore horrorshow thread, ya know
>>9801849Keep crying, I'm sure your youtube idol will take notice one day.
>>9801031>wear gloves to avoid burningwh*te people
>>9801655would a burger that rare even be warm in the middle
>>9801901Cluster headaches are hell
>>9801650The fuck am I looking at here bois?
>>9801828>literally just noticed they kiss before the one bashes the other with the chairwhat did he mean by this
Jack has an app on the store called Jakatak
>>9801820is goate ok?
>>9801843naughty foods will be punished in the D E A T H G Y R O S C O P E
Worst WebM thread I've seen in ages.You've really outdone yourself this time, /ck/.
>>9801359because you totally look like aguy that has great contribution to make outside of shitting a whole thread that didn't give you the attention you wanted.
>>9801993>implying you wouldnt want to kiss the qt in the short shortsits a sign of friendship, as in, even though im about to break your spine youre my bro
>>9801845>the frog is blinking in the bowl while half of it is torn off and is probably in excruciating, agonizing painfucking christ at least finish killing the thing before you eat it
>>9801704JUST CUT THE FUCKING BOTTOM IT'S NOT THAT GODDAMN HARD
>>9802026a) frogs dont sense painb) frogs twitch after death when theyre cooked and prodedc) the frog is literally cut in half it is not alive
>>9801048Poor guy. He was only minding his own business. He looked so scared. :(
>>9802018>taking the bait
>>9802063why did you delete this then repost it as a greentext you fucking idiot
>>9802072Because OCD sucks.
>>9801665Send me your onions, I love doing that shit
>>9801890lolwut? modern strawberries are literally the mix of european small red ones and american big white ones.
>>9801876literally against the geneva conventions
>>9802041>a) frogs dont sense painhow could you possibly know that
>>9801031As much hate as this is getting, I really want to try it.
>>9801890but do they taste good nigga
>>9801824what the fuck is this????
>>9801441No...no power to him. He's teaching people how to incorrectly cook food, which can then get people sick.
>>9802041>a) frogs dont sense painevery living creature sense pain, pain is obligatory for a life form to avoid predators. You are mistaking pain as a physical sensation and as a psychological reaction to said sensation.
>>9801504Yep BK, that's how it was.
>>9801697that is the first Jack vidya I've ever seen in which the food he cooked did not look straight-up disgusting. I mean, it didn't look great, but it did look edible...for once.
>>9802230god fucking dammit anon I didn't want to jerk off more than once today
>>9802235this actually makes me want to commit a genocide
>>9802261at that webm........ why?
>>9802254i knew something was off about this from the beginning
>>9801649What ungodly creation is this.This is the first thing I've seen on this board that actually made me upset.
>>9802307You must not have been here very long.
>>9801009This is ironic right?please say it's ironic.
>>9801663I know you need to tuck your fingers in when you fall over in an ice skating rink, but is this gesture an actual recommended practice for slicing meat that he's picked up? I hold my hand with fingers perpendicular to the blade normally.
>>9801843>when you only have 5 minutes to spare but you need to cook the meat for 18 hours
>>9801031looks easy but would be a disaster to make, way too much construction all for something kinda gross
>>9801467what the fuck haha nacho casserole
>>9802357nah it's too dirty for that, probably his mom's
>>9801521>nuttyUnironically yes. You are what you eat I guess.
>>9801740Why is he like this
>>9801640He's so retarded, It's not working because he forgot to take the sticker off.
>>9801659what the fuck is he even doing this for?
>>9802337In a sad twist of fate Jack actually has a slight edge on you here. Although he has a curmudgeonly way of doing the typical claw grip
>>9801890They look like pineberrys to me, not strawberrys, Pineberries look like strawberries, but are white with red seeds, and don't taste the same.
>>9801715he's using it backwards right?
>>9801797never fails to make me laugh, literally the most retarded waste of time ever
I'm going to apply to become a mod and make jack a bannable offenseit counts as a derail
>>9802591no the ridges on the back are for aerodynamic speed
>>9802612>posting webms in a webm thread count as a derailok bud
>>9801837>That tongue catchGets the boner revved up every time.
>>9801011Actually thought this was Cooking with Cerebral Palsy at first because of the poor motor skills.
>>9801876Joke or not, your mouth is going to hurt like hell if you eat all that pineapple.
>>9801837>american citizenship test
>>9802650you can't apply to be a mod kid
>>9801467this honestly wouldnt be that bad. too salty with those chips though.
>>9802599Wrong, it's a pretty incredible dessert served at a 3 michelin star restaurant.
>>9801359what movie? looks p good>mfw manlets try to fight me
>>9801009The burger looked good on its own and if the cheese was in a side thing to dip then yes
>>9802599>I'm too poor to even imagine eating something like this
>>9801359There's so much food and eating in their movies, you could have posted some of that instead.>>9802781http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069697/
>>9801011I've heard of toppings under the cheese but wtf is he doing?
>>9802612>>9800825>>9801029>>9801055>>9801359if the janitors didnt delete every jack thread it wouldnt have to be this way. until then we jackpost.
>>9801048I know the file is deleted yet i know exactly what your talking about.
Can please post them as gif format? I cant play them on safari
>>9802880>Can please post them as gif format? I cant play them on safariIs this a new meme?
>>9801403Yes , please!
>>9801031This looks delicious. I don't know what is wrong with the people on this board.
>>9801663What is the correct way to dice raw chicken? Or is it fucking stupid to even do that?
>>9801680Oil's not even hot reeeeeeeeee
>>9802529Apparently to test how sharp it is. He sent it back because "If it can't handle wood, it can't handle carrots"
>>9801816I hope she gets fat or dies or something
>>9801011he is making a calzone, right?
>>9803077God damn she is ugly
>>9802627its about cooking, not about pretending to cook poorly so retards lol at your skillshe's playing you like a damn fiddle
>>9801659Oh my god he makes me so fucking nervous whenever he uses a knife, how has he not chopped off all his goddamn fingers>>9803046Apparently she has a metabolic disorder or something, and when she binge eats like this it just slips right back out of her undigested.
>>9801890What is it with the Japs and charging up the ass for weird things?
>>9801640that made me laugh
>>9802261I've lost fries and wrappers down my emergency brake
>>9801785>phone in the raw meat container Every fucking time
>>9802914A sharp knife would be an excellent start
>>9801453>>9801467Joey posting is better
>>9803077I wish there were more webms of Taylor Swift eating stuff while being cute.
>>9801800>unironically using a park grill to grill your meatsaw a hobo shit in one before
>>9801778Jack's omelette unironically looks better than the one on the right.
>>9801041>eat a hot dog like a burger and a burger like a hot dog
>>9801800>one long vertical grill mark
>tfw I pray for Jack's death every night before bed to end this madness
>>9801800Is that some mothafuckinass moose meat?
>>9801009>burger already soaked in shitty plastic looking cheese paste>dips it anywaysevery time
>>9801041>>9801403>>9801418>>9801443>>9801640>>9801807>>9801802>>9801804>>9801793>>9801760DAMN IT. CAN’T YOU JUST MOCK HIM DIRECTLY ON YOUTUBE?!
>>9803558have you checked out https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodGifs/if you hate 4chan culture so much?it's nice and sterileno hurt wordsall speech is right speech
>>9803563https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/ this subreddit isn't as dead
>>9801359I’m learning that quickly. But that’s also leading me to wonder more where the “/ck/ is mostly women” claim comes from. I just don’t see women obsessing over this dude (in terms of persistent shitposting).
>>9803556>shitty plastic looking cheese pasteHow can you justify being on /ck/ if you can't even recognize a sauce?
>>9802245Thank you for something new and original.
>>9802252I wonder what they do with all that pulp.
>>9801753i feel bad for both his sons for having a dad like jack
>>9801764>>9801760I made burgers for my friends for the first time in years and was concerned that they wouldn't come out alright since i don't have a grill. They did come out more medium rare than I would have liked, but this makes me glad that at least I'm not poisoning those close to me.
>>9802524I was with you to the Taco but this is clearly some sort of skit like SNL or something.
>>9802880Get Merlin (what I’m using) or apparently Firefox Nightly also works.
>>9803581that sauce looks like shit bro, how can you justify calling that watery looking pasty shit a cheese sauce and still browse /ck/?
>>9801056Let's play spot the faggot that doesn't know what jollypenis poppers are.
>>9803563I’m not a damn Redditor, I’d just like to see actual unique stuff rather than the same Jack BS over and over. If you guys want a JACK thread why not start one as such?!
>>9801818That shit should'nt be legal.
>>9803558Is this you?>>9803778
>>9803046why? your fat tumblr lardass jealous of her?
>>9801815Reminds me of Sandwich U back in college
>>9801467do you think jack fantasizes about those nails?
>>9803082that means you're gay
For the love of science will you people stop posting Jack webms? WE'VE SEEN THEM ALL! They're posted in every webm thread! They're not funny. The man is a buffoon.
>>9803912>for the love of scienceThis is probably the single most euphoric thing I have ever read.
>>9803912A select few are worth reposting because they're comedy gold, but this much is just ridiculous. This is not a webm thread, it's a jack thread with a few normal webms mixed in.
>>9803912If you don't have a 4chan extension installed and all the Jack webms filtered, then you deserve to have to slog through it.
>>9801854>NIN - Closer>Speed [10x]
>>9803922Then I'll end up viewing these threads when they've hit their bump limit and there's only 5 webms, all of which I've seen before, in them. with the rest of the posts complaining about jack webms.
>>9803107High int, low wis.
>>9802543Wow that is sad. I knew that it looked familiar but not quite right. Will work on the claw grip while I still have my fingers.
>>9803046Stop being jealous, lardarse.
>>9801031>flyover gourmet (tm)
>>9803413I never want to see that wretched banana and mayonnaise sandwich again.
>>9803563Why don't you take the hint and start your own subreddit where no one can be mean to you any more?
>>9803912>For the love of science
>>9801760>medium rare steak fags will defend this
>>9802813>There's so much food and eating in their moviesThis, someone post Bud Spencer eating beans.
>>9801779seriously how fucking hard is it to just fully cook a chickenI'm seriously starting to think this man is retarded
>>9804106If you didn't get from the first 15 seconds of the first video that he is pretending to be retarded like he is on a tv show in the 1950s then you're probably actually retarded
>>9801740for some reason this one makes me the most angry
>>9801815when is enough, enough good damn
>>9801795What's that thing that falls into the food?
>>9801691Out of all his webms, this one makes me rage the most. THEY'RE FUCKING TONGS. USE THEM TO GRAB THE GODDAMN FISH, YOU MORON.
>>9803586>new and original You certainly are.
>>9802245does that actually work?
>>9801826am i supposed to eat the paper?
Jack is a master troll. He has to be. I just refuse to believe he isn't.
Where is the webm with the true eggman?
>>9801644>not frying your eggs in motor oil.
>>9801009The cheese is for the fries
>>9801832what the hell is she trying to accomplish
>>9802599>I only like desserts with oreos and nutella
>>9801811why the fuck would anyone want cheese with onion rings
>>9801815the world needs to get over its obsession of cooking with fucking paint scrapers
>>9801833america stop we want you to be healthy