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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.9800774

Thanks for a new webm I haven’t seen yet but really? This is the 3rd webm Thread I’ve seen over the past 2 days and I anticipate seeing the exact same webms that we’re on the other threads on this one as well.

>> No.9800781

Wish I saved the one with the sick omelette flip

>> No.9800809

ck webm threads are suddenly the hot place to be on the internet, they've really been gaining traction ever since that trump tweet

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>> No.9800825

hate Jack so much

>> No.9800837

Did you have to mention him? The last webm thread devolved into 95% webms just of him and some woman with a dirty kitchen.

>> No.9800841

Fine but what good are they when it winds up being the same thread repeated over and over?

>> No.9800844

too bad there's no archival system where you could still go to at this very second and retrieve it for your stupid ass

>> No.9800848

Just getting it out of the way.

>> No.9800854

At least one I bother searching through fuqqboi

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>> No.9801015

why did he do it like that??

>> No.9801029

it's because the last few threads were shitposted full of jack webms. stop posting that faggot, anons.

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anyone had squirrel, it's actually pretty good tasting ;^)

>> No.9801055

OP here.

stop you faggot, mods should be banning your ass for that jack shit.

>> No.9801056

>cream cheese
every fucking time!

>> No.9801059

absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.9801066

God damn, that was a good shot.

>> No.9801093

damn son

>> No.9801114

He knew when he dropped that nut. He knew.

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>> No.9801129

>that nut drop

top kek

>> No.9801135

thought it was gonna be a bullet

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the last thread was ruined with jackposting

every fucking thread is ruined by jack.

>> No.9801367

Thank god you didn't shit up the thread even more by posting off topic webms that don't belong here. Oh wait...

>> No.9801368

>you have failed this forest

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still better than jackposting,

thanks for taking the bait i guess???

i'll take the bump all the same.

>> No.9801386

And thank you for admitting you're intentionally off topic shitposting. Enjoy your ban.

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>OP here.
OP here.

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did someone say jack?

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well if you wanna keep talking about jack I guess I will obey and continue posting. how come your webms aren't food though?

>> No.9801430

the only ones i have are ones posted before. i guess i could post youtube videos i like or pictures of food i've made.

>> No.9801432

>wearing gloves
Oh fuck off. They're just jalapenos. What a pussy.

>> No.9801441

i've watched some of his vids on YT. he's good for a laugh. i think he honestly thinks he can cook. he looks like he's having fun, though...so more power to him.

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then stop crying like a 13 year old girl just because you don't get spoonfed those webbums you like so much

>> No.9801453

jackposting should be a ban-able offence. it is spamming in the most true sense.

>> No.9801462

Martin Luther King caused 9/11? That's a new one.

>> No.9801464

just realized that this retard is wearing a pink ring on his ring finger, literally can't do anything right

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re-tard. you want to have a 24/7 webm thr-ead on a slow board then you're going to get a lot of re-peat webms.

Tell me what else should be ban-able oh wise one

>> No.9801480

i think jackposting is a fine start.

>> No.9801488

because it hurts your feelings?

>> No.9801500

Just put diced jalapeno on top like a normal person.
what's the point of this?

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>> No.9801513

go fuck yourself kid

>> No.9801521

i want to try squirrel. i kill racoons and possums with an airgun sometimes when they get in muh trashcans, but not a squirrel yet for some reason. ill try quartering it, then breading and frying it. what does it taste like? nutty? lol

>> No.9801539

lol you're so butthurt.

keep trying, you might upset me.

now post webms you fucking faggot.

>> No.9801544

Squrel is good. Get ones in the woods. Don't eat trash. You are what you eat.

>> No.9801547

are you ok?

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>> No.9801553

gif threads have been a thing since 4chan's inception, newfriend

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>literally r eddit-tier "food"

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you're absolutely right anon

we need a dedicated jack general

>> No.9801607

Yeah but they haven't always been popular enough on ck to warrant 1-2 new ones per day, newfig.

>> No.9801629

I wouldn't know because I don't frequent funpost boards :w)

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never change 4chan...

bunch of losers fighting eachother or samefagging to feel like they have someone to fight with. you should be proud.

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>> No.9801653

is jack an retarded alien trying to make contact with his home planet

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>> No.9801656

take care of yourself

>> No.9801657

This is really pissing me off

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>> No.9801661

what episode is this I haven't seen it

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>> No.9801665

i'll be honest, this does make me want to get a slap chop for onions

i fucking hate cutting onions

>> No.9801667

It's cool, just try not to let your new show so much next time.

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>> No.9801692

these threads are so general that they should be themed

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>> No.9801714

fuck you, I'm OP. quit trying to play games.

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no I'm OP

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why do you think being the op matters? no one gives a fuck. you dont dictate the thread's contents just because you made it faggot. if you want some identity garbage go to reddit.

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>> No.9801735

I can only imagine the number of people who have gotten sick or had to go to the hospital following his "advice".

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>> No.9801739

>cutting your knife holding hand

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>> No.9801747

Honestly, why don't we just report webm threads at this point?

>> No.9801748

>jack is a retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the fucking retard that he is

>> No.9801749

remember when the news was freaking out about kids pouring vodka into their eyeballs because it gets you drunk fast?

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>> No.9801757

What the fuck is this suppose to be?

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why dont you report them you stupid redditor? there are no downvotes here.

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>> No.9801798

is that some of the best spices you'll ever taste?

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why is using a fillet knife to cut bacon?

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>> No.9801819

this is pissing me off so fucking badly

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>> No.9801834

>YWN never be a slav getting lit with your bros and doing rowdy shit in some random alley

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>> No.9801839

>getting this assblasted that someone suggested reporting shitposting
Get a life, sweetie.

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i dont give a fuck about reporting. being a faggot and trying to rally everyone against something just because it hurts your feefees is a reddit ass thing to do though you lame.

>> No.9801850

enough with this off topic shit. this is a /jack/ thread.

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>> No.9801852

looks like jenkem

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>> No.9801860

Why is he even allowed to go near food, let alone sharp objects?!

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literally screeching

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>> No.9801886

this wasn't supposed to be a food gore horrorshow thread, ya know

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>> No.9801905 [DELETED] 

Keep crying, I'm sure your youtube idol will take notice one day.

>> No.9801908

>wear gloves to avoid burning

wh*te people

>> No.9801923

would a burger that rare even be warm in the middle

>> No.9801951

Cluster headaches are hell

>> No.9801966


Reddit Hots!

>> No.9801968

The fuck am I looking at here bois?

>> No.9801993 [DELETED] 

>literally just noticed they kiss before the one bashes the other with the chair
what did he mean by this

>> No.9801995

Jack has an app on the store called Jakatak

>> No.9801999 [DELETED] 

is goate ok?

>> No.9802010

naughty foods will be punished in the D E A T H G Y R O S C O P E

>> No.9802014

Worst WebM thread I've seen in ages.

You've really outdone yourself this time, /ck/.

>> No.9802018

because you totally look like aguy that has great contribution to make outside of shitting a whole thread that didn't give you the attention you wanted.

>> No.9802022 [DELETED] 

>implying you wouldnt want to kiss the qt in the short shorts
its a sign of friendship, as in, even though im about to break your spine youre my bro

>> No.9802026

>the frog is blinking in the bowl while half of it is torn off and is probably in excruciating, agonizing pain
fucking christ at least finish killing the thing before you eat it

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>> No.9802041

a) frogs dont sense pain
b) frogs twitch after death when theyre cooked and proded
c) the frog is literally cut in half it is not alive

>> No.9802054 [DELETED] 

Poor guy. He was only minding his own business. He looked so scared. :(

>> No.9802058

>taking the bait

>> No.9802072 [DELETED] 

why did you delete this then repost it as a greentext you fucking idiot

>> No.9802073

swine centipede

>> No.9802076 [DELETED] 

Because OCD sucks.

>> No.9802078

Send me your onions, I love doing that shit

>> No.9802080

lolwut? modern strawberries are literally the mix of european small red ones and american big white ones.

>> No.9802114

but...... why?

>> No.9802126

literally against the geneva conventions

>> No.9802127

>a) frogs dont sense pain
how could you possibly know that

>> No.9802136

As much hate as this is getting, I really want to try it.

>> No.9802144

but do they taste good nigga

>> No.9802154 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is this????

>> No.9802191

No...no power to him. He's teaching people how to incorrectly cook food, which can then get people sick.

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>> No.9802228

>a) frogs dont sense pain
every living creature sense pain, pain is obligatory for a life form to avoid predators. You are mistaking pain as a physical sensation and as a psychological reaction to said sensation.

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>> No.9802240
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>> No.9802244

Yep BK, that's how it was.

>> No.9802245
File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, ebi ebi, geso geso~.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9802252
File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, how orange juice is made.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9802254
File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9802261
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that is the first Jack vidya I've ever seen in which the food he cooked did not look straight-up disgusting. I mean, it didn't look great, but it did look edible...for once.

>> No.9802265

god fucking dammit anon I didn't want to jerk off more than once today

>> No.9802271

this actually makes me want to commit a genocide

>> No.9802294

at that webm........ why?

>> No.9802305

i knew something was off about this from the beginning

>> No.9802307

What ungodly creation is this.
This is the first thing I've seen on this board that actually made me upset.

>> No.9802312

You must not have been here very long.

>> No.9802328

This is ironic right?
please say it's ironic.

>> No.9802332


lol fucker

>> No.9802337

I know you need to tuck your fingers in when you fall over in an ice skating rink, but is this gesture an actual recommended practice for slicing meat that he's picked up?
I hold my hand with fingers perpendicular to the blade normally.

>> No.9802357

Rental car

>> No.9802369

>when you only have 5 minutes to spare but you need to cook the meat for 18 hours

>> No.9802394

looks easy but would be a disaster to make, way too much construction all for something kinda gross

>> No.9802396

what the fuck haha nacho casserole

>> No.9802397

nah it's too dirty for that, probably his mom's

>> No.9802423


Unironically yes. You are what you eat I guess.

>> No.9802436

Why is he like this

>> No.9802524
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He's so retarded, It's not working because he forgot to take the sticker off.

>> No.9802529

what the fuck is he even doing this for?

>> No.9802543

In a sad twist of fate Jack actually has a slight edge on you here. Although he has a curmudgeonly way of doing the typical claw grip

>> No.9802564

They look like pineberrys to me, not strawberrys,
Pineberries look like strawberries, but are white with red seeds, and don't taste the same.

>> No.9802578


>> No.9802591

he's using it backwards right?

>> No.9802599

never fails to make me laugh, literally the most retarded waste of time ever

>> No.9802612

I'm going to apply to become a mod and make jack a bannable offense
it counts as a derail

>> No.9802624

no the ridges on the back are for aerodynamic speed

>> No.9802627

>posting webms in a webm thread count as a derail
ok bud

>> No.9802642

>That tongue catch
Gets the boner revved up every time.

>> No.9802650

plz do

>> No.9802655

Actually thought this was Cooking with Cerebral Palsy at first because of the poor motor skills.

>> No.9802657

Joke or not, your mouth is going to hurt like hell if you eat all that pineapple.

>> No.9802660

>american citizenship test

>> No.9802687

you can't apply to be a mod kid

>> No.9802691

this honestly wouldnt be that bad.

too salty with those chips though.

>> No.9802701

Wrong, it's a pretty incredible dessert served at a 3 michelin star restaurant.

>> No.9802766


>> No.9802781

what movie? looks p good
>mfw manlets try to fight me

>> No.9802804

The burger looked good on its own and if the cheese was in a side thing to dip then yes

>> No.9802807

>I'm too poor to even imagine eating something like this

>> No.9802813

There's so much food and eating in their movies, you could have posted some of that instead.


>> No.9802846

I've heard of toppings under the cheese but wtf is he doing?

>> No.9802860


if the janitors didnt delete every jack thread it wouldnt have to be this way. until then we jackpost.

>> No.9802878

I know the file is deleted yet i know exactly what your talking about.

>> No.9802880

Can please post them as gif format? I cant play them on safari

>> No.9802885

>Can please post them as gif format? I cant play them on safari
Is this a new meme?

>> No.9802888

Yes , please!

>> No.9802905

This looks delicious. I don't know what is wrong with the people on this board.

>> No.9802914
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What is the correct way to dice raw chicken? Or is it fucking stupid to even do that?

>> No.9802922

Oil's not even hot reeeeeeeeee

>> No.9802997

Apparently to test how sharp it is. He sent it back because "If it can't handle wood, it can't handle carrots"

>> No.9803046

I hope she gets fat or dies or something

>> No.9803074

he is making a calzone, right?

>> No.9803077
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>> No.9803082

God damn she is ugly

>> No.9803091

its about cooking, not about pretending to cook poorly so retards lol at your skills
he's playing you like a damn fiddle

>> No.9803092

Oh my god he makes me so fucking nervous whenever he uses a knife, how has he not chopped off all his goddamn fingers

Apparently she has a metabolic disorder or something, and when she binge eats like this it just slips right back out of her undigested.

>> No.9803107

What is it with the Japs and charging up the ass for weird things?

>> No.9803108

that made me laugh

>> No.9803124

I've lost fries and wrappers down my emergency brake

>> No.9803127

What's that?

>> No.9803131

>wa la

>> No.9803195

>phone in the raw meat container
Every fucking time

>> No.9803200

A sharp knife would be an excellent start

>> No.9803413
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Joey posting is better

>> No.9803436
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very good!

>> No.9803441
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>> No.9803445

I wish there were more webms of Taylor Swift eating stuff while being cute.

>> No.9803505


>> No.9803508

>unironically using a park grill to grill your meat
saw a hobo shit in one before

>> No.9803517

Jack's omelette unironically looks better than the one on the right.

>> No.9803524

>eat a hot dog like a burger and a burger like a hot dog

>> No.9803531

mother fucker

>> No.9803535

>one long vertical grill mark

>> No.9803543

>tfw I pray for Jack's death every night before bed to end this madness

>> No.9803555

Is that some mothafuckinass moose meat?

>> No.9803556
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>burger already soaked in shitty plastic looking cheese paste
>dips it anyways

every time

>> No.9803558



>> No.9803563

have you checked out
if you hate 4chan culture so much?
it's nice and sterile
no hurt words
all speech is right speech

>> No.9803568

this subreddit isn't as dead

>> No.9803571

I’m learning that quickly. But that’s also leading me to wonder more where the “/ck/ is mostly women” claim comes from. I just don’t see women obsessing over this dude (in terms of persistent shitposting).

>> No.9803581

>shitty plastic looking cheese paste
How can you justify being on /ck/ if you can't even recognize a sauce?

>> No.9803586

Thank you for something new and original.

>> No.9803591

I wonder what they do with all that pulp.

>> No.9803593

i feel bad for both his sons for having a dad like jack

>> No.9803602

I made burgers for my friends for the first time in years and was concerned that they wouldn't come out alright since i don't have a grill. They did come out more medium rare than I would have liked, but this makes me glad that at least I'm not poisoning those close to me.

>> No.9803603

I was with you to the Taco but this is clearly some sort of skit like SNL or something.

>> No.9803609

Get Merlin (what I’m using) or apparently Firefox Nightly also works.

>> No.9803611


that sauce looks like shit bro, how can you justify calling that watery looking pasty shit a cheese sauce and still browse /ck/?

>> No.9803615

Let's play spot the faggot that doesn't know what jollypenis poppers are.

>> No.9803616

I’m not a damn Redditor, I’d just like to see actual unique stuff rather than the same Jack BS over and over. If you guys want a JACK thread why not start one as such?!

>> No.9803764

That shit should'nt be legal.

>> No.9803785

Is this you?


>> No.9803819

why? your fat tumblr lardass jealous of her?

>> No.9803828

Reminds me of Sandwich U back in college

>> No.9803860


>> No.9803869

do you think jack fantasizes about those nails?

>> No.9803877

that means you're gay

>> No.9803912

For the love of science will you people stop posting Jack webms? WE'VE SEEN THEM ALL! They're posted in every webm thread! They're not funny. The man is a buffoon.

>> No.9803915

>for the love of science
This is probably the single most euphoric thing I have ever read.

>> No.9803920

A select few are worth reposting because they're comedy gold, but this much is just ridiculous. This is not a webm thread, it's a jack thread with a few normal webms mixed in.

>> No.9803922

If you don't have a 4chan extension installed and all the Jack webms filtered, then you deserve to have to slog through it.

>> No.9803929

>NIN - Closer
>Speed [10x]

>> No.9803953

Then I'll end up viewing these threads when they've hit their bump limit and there's only 5 webms, all of which I've seen before, in them. with the rest of the posts complaining about jack webms.

>> No.9803958

High int, low wis.

>> No.9803986

Wow that is sad. I knew that it looked familiar but not quite right. Will work on the claw grip while I still have my fingers.

>> No.9804005

Stop being jealous, lardarse.

>> No.9804006

>flyover gourmet (tm)

>> No.9804014

I never want to see that wretched banana and mayonnaise sandwich again.

>> No.9804027


>> No.9804071

Why don't you take the hint and start your own subreddit where no one can be mean to you any more?

>> No.9804092
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>For the love of science

>> No.9804093

>medium rare steak fags will defend this

>> No.9804100

>There's so much food and eating in their movies
This, someone post Bud Spencer eating beans.

>> No.9804106

seriously how fucking hard is it to just fully cook a chicken
I'm seriously starting to think this man is retarded

>> No.9804118

If you didn't get from the first 15 seconds of the first video that he is pretending to be retarded like he is on a tv show in the 1950s then you're probably actually retarded

>> No.9804135

for some reason this one makes me the most angry

>> No.9804140

when is enough, enough good damn

>> No.9804144

What's that thing that falls into the food?

>> No.9804149

Out of all his webms, this one makes me rage the most. THEY'RE FUCKING TONGS. USE THEM TO GRAB THE GODDAMN FISH, YOU MORON.

>> No.9804406

>new and original
You certainly are.

>> No.9804463

does that actually work?

>> No.9804731

am i supposed to eat the paper?

>> No.9804762

Jack is a master troll. He has to be. I just refuse to believe he isn't.

>> No.9804820
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>> No.9804896

Where is the webm with the true eggman?

>> No.9805047

>not frying your eggs in motor oil.

>> No.9805165

The cheese is for the fries

>> No.9805249


>> No.9805587

what the hell is she trying to accomplish

>> No.9805644
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>> No.9805720


>> No.9806000

>I only like desserts with oreos and nutella

>> No.9806013

why the fuck would anyone want cheese with onion rings

>> No.9806019

the world needs to get over its obsession of cooking with fucking paint scrapers

>> No.9806032

america stop we want you to be healthy