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>>9795509Again?Also how did your millenial bullshit get through my filters?
>>9795561Wtf is he even trying to accomplish here? Why bother using a grill at that point?
>>9795561The hand gesture makes this golden.
>>9795650"Yup, there it goes"
>>9795721WHO CAN I NEVER GET WEBMS TO PLAY???FUCK THIS SHITTY COMPUTER AND FUCK PC WORLD !!!!!
>>9795746I GET A PLAY TRIANGLE SYMBOL WITH A LINE THROUGH IT!HELP ME!
>>9795746Are you using iOS or an Apple browser?
>>9795509>that sizzleoh sweet jesus
>>9795775MAC WITH SNOWLEOPARD I BELIEVE!
>>9795509>>9795642He can be a faggot, but pouring the salt like that means that some of the salt that falls into the food touches his armsAlso, why does he tap his knife? The only (non autistic) thing I can think of is to get a feel of the weight and density of it if new, but he does it over and over again and against the sharp side
>>9795817>>9795756>>9795746Safari, Safari Technology preview and WebKit Nightly do not support .webm's, you need a VLC plugin that is not available at the momentThus I use Firefox Nightly for .webm threads
>>9795819It's clearly all showmanship. You can call it retarded, but if you can't tell it's for show you might have actual IRL autism
>>9795509So that is how a 14 year old kebab loks like.
>>9795819>Also, why does he tap his knife?Why does a tennis player spin his racket or otherwise perform a little ritual (yes, that's what it's called) before a serve? Why does a baseball player knock his bat against the plate before taking a stance? Why does a race driver rev his engine a few times before starting?Anyone who does a job or has a hobby involving tools ends up doing things like this. It doesn't have a logical purpose, it's just you getting familiar with the tool at hand.
Is fishing food?
>>9795861>Lightweight>Fast>Simple>A E S T H E T I CThat's all I need
>>9795938Damn. For what purpose?
>>9795942>no native webum support
>>9795844Apple,MacBook they all are lame. safari is the shitiest tier browser.
>>9795775>apple>playing non native apple content Your gonna have to pick one
>>9795905>>9795938where can i find more like this?
>>9795890>otherwise perform a little ritualYou just got me realize that whenever i make bread or buns i occasionally tap the dough with my hands like it were a drum just for the sake of it.
>>9795943Anon's fish was sick so he euthanized it. I remember the thread.
>>9795561I can only assume that grill is on the lowest setting possible. Those burgers should be finished cooking in about 8 months at this rate.
>>9796005karl was right... everything is done ass backwards in chinaman land
>>9795561what the hell is he cooking on? cardboard? butcher paper?
>>9796154supposed to be copper grill mat
>>9796205seems pretty fucking dumb for cooking eggs. you can use a frying pan on a grill
im looking jack's oldest videos holy shithttps://youtu.be/HTVGmTf-2pQ?t=122
>>9796251I sincerely wonder if this guy is secretly completely aware of how much of a dumbass he is and just keeps up the act for laughs
>>9796295keep in mind, this feat hasn't been attempted by an american in nearly 30 years
>>9795721where did you get this video of me
>>9796005I want to know more about this. Is this a tradition? Some kind of health ritual? I want to be a badass and end my day with leech beer and a ciggie.
>>9796295>>9796321>be a child>tell people you don't like a certain food>they force you to eat it anyway until you throw up>develop issues with foodHaha, Americans suck!I still see people doing similar things to kids, it's messed up, but I guess it's easier to just make fun of them when they grow up and have issues instead of trying to prevent them from happening.
>>9796358stop being a faggot, kyle, and eat your damn brussel sprouts
>>9796346It's a loach, not leech and he just wanted to look badass doing it
>>9795561>doesn’t even try to prevent the egg from going into the grillwhat a fucking waste of air
>>9795561That's probably why people don't grill eggs on the barbecue.
>>9795890>it's just you getting familiar with the tool at hand.It dulls the knife faster though, none of your other examples do anything similar
>>9796569it's a fucking chef, those knives are probably sharpened almost daily, and he's probably not doing it when he's not showboating
>>9796574There have been a few videos of people at home doing the same knife tapping thing. I don't know if they picked it up from watching professionals do it or not, but it's still a bad habit that's going to dull and wear out your knives faster. It's just a bad habit and something that is unnecessary and shouldn't be done.
>>9796586it matters very little. for any home cook if it makes them have a little fun in the kitchen it's well worth it, especially since home cooks have irredeemably crap knives 9/10 times
>>9795561It rolled off because he has his grates upside down. The little crossbeams are sticking up and making humps in his shitty copper sheets.Also i don't think the grill is even hot.
>>9796590>having funFuck off fun boy
>>9796295True American increase their blood pressure with every bite
>>9795721well I know what nightmares I'm having tonight
>>9796477I've grilled eggs before, I just wasn't an idiot and made a foil bowl instead of that dumb shit.
>>9796645I've cooked an egg in a coffee cup with a microwave. surprising how well it works. eggs rise to top of cup wala it's done.
>>9796593Fuck me, it was bad enough when I thought he was just too stupid to lay the sheets flat.
>>9796586>a bad habit that's going to dull and wear out your knives fasterThis is like complaining that scribbling to check the ink in a pen before writing something is going to waste ink. Technically true, but a ridiculously small effect to focus on.
>>9796005His roughness is very attractive even though he's probably a huge insensitive jerk
I'm so fucking tired of jack posting by now. Actually, I'm so bored watching people fail at cooking in general.
>>9796005NOOOO NIGGA NO
>>9796630what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>9797060literally nothing.he's stylish and puts on an act for the customer. he probably makes more money in tips than in hourly wages. no harm in being entertaining
>>9795642I can stand the knife tap but I hate getting served steak that's already been sliced.
>>9797060>gee guys why did the chef at the hibachi restaurant waste all that effort making a volcano and flipping shit around?The world may never know.
>>9796005I like this webm. It looks disgusting but at the same time I wanna try it.
>>9797120it's a huge fucking ribeye, that steak could serve 4 or 5 people. slicing is fine when you are making gigantic steaks for sharing
This guy is a major faggot
>>9796005how long would those things survive in your stomach?
>>9796823At least that has a purpose because if the pen isn't working properly it could mess up whatever you're going to write and you'll have to start over anyway.
>>9797241So he's tapping the knife to see if it's sharp?
>>9795764This may be the most disturbing video I've ever seen.
>>9795890And none of those things are nearly as cringy as taping the knife on the cutting board.
>>9797257i guess you haven't seen that anime couple cooking eggs before
>>9796295Anyone have sauce of this?
>>9796005I hope there's a hell out there that asians go to where animals get to torture them to death.
>>9797284>meat comes from the store
>>9797312>Purchasing pieces of animal after it's already dead for the sake of dietary wants is the same as dousing them alive in burning alcohol then drinking them soon after for the key purpose of a vid.
>>9795642This dude's personality/aesthetic is best described as "ascended hobo wizard"
Where's the one where Gordon Ramsey throws eggs at a skillet?
>>9796620>they added the apple just to seem "healthy"
>>9797170imagine what his balls smell like
>>9796295who the fuck doesn't like brussel sprouts
>>9797663it's funny how he started out as a relatively fit tall dude but just turned into a human cheeto as the years went on
>>9797679I hate Vice so much. This is the kind of thing that would be kinda funny if you were drunk with your friends, or some kooky YT video. But here they are filming someone cooking bacon with a laser in HD all serious with the same attitude these people approach a documentary on the Fukushima disaster.
>>9797716why is he trying to coat chicken nuggets with taffy?
>>9795509This guy again? Seriously? Who is this guy anyway and why is he so douchey? That’s a waste of almost all the salt he is supposedly sprinkling on the meat. You can literally see it fall off his arm to the side.
>>9797724I love it,juicy
>>9795561>>9795561His grill looks to be lukewarm. If you notice, it isn’t hot enough to start cooking the egg on the copper sheets but it is not cold because the egg mess on the grate is white.
>>9795642It just hit me that as good as this looks, they never do a close up of the meat. For all we know it could be somewhere around medium well.
>>9797716too 1:1 on that cornstarch and water jacky boy
>>9795746Use Merlin. It’s on the App Store. That’s what I’m using right now and it plays webms fine either from within Merlin (inline) or you can just browse in Safari and then open webms directly from Safari (in Merlin) and Merlin displays it as a full screen video. If you are in Linux or Windows though then you should be able to play them or maybe you have other issues.
>>9795764Who does this and why?
>>9795844>>9795983Actually, apart from webm I really like Safari. It has been great to me by comparison to using 10 different browsers on Android and each one having a different glaring annoyance (or just being slow).
>>9795844Where do I find Firefox Nightly?>>9795861Safari works great
>>9797737I think I need to take a week long break from eating food now
>>9797678god is dead and this has proved it to me
>>9797799rival food stall unleashed a swarm of bees in attempt to slow the competition's production and sales, but being chinamen they just didn't care and kept right on selling
>>9795942>>9795960Apart from webm support I have no need for another browser. On my S5 I used to try all kinds of different browsers and they would always have weird features I didn’t want an not have features I did want AND/OR they would have all the features but things wouldn’t display properly, or would load slowly. I’ve had few problems with Safari and apart from the webms I’ve had no need to get anything else.
>>9797724medium rare chicken
>>9797724>>9797809salmonella = flavor bro
>>9797808Just use Chrome, faggot.
>>9796358I seriously have no idea where you're going with this>future moron doesnt like vegetables>parents force him to eat it anyway>"hurr thats why he's choking on the sight of it, he has issues and shietttt"So how do you plan on "preventing these issues from happening"? By absolutely not letting the kid eat vegetables?
>>9797830>future moron doesnt like vegetables>parents force him to eat it anywayIt was ham and eggs
>>9795764whaaaat the fuck maaaan
>>9797852mexicans are the ewoks of the earth. i don't know what that necessarily means i just know they aren't human.
>>9796358>>9797830No, you find different vegetables they do like and make them eat those instead.
>>9796477>>9795561Actually the reason he was cooking them on the grill is to test the grill mats. It was a test of an “As Seen on TV” product along with their claims.
>>9797634No, it is to provide a contrast in texture and taste.
>>9796620Or evidently their blood sugar. That “salad” probably got brought to a potluck as a side dish rather than as a dessert.
>>9797337to be fair, i'm not sure alcohol bath is particularly worse than asphyxiating on land after getting pulled up in some fisherman's net
>>9796630It just occurred to me that on top of all the other douchiness about him, he’s also wearing shades indoors. That said, I bet his hair feels really nice.
>>9796973Yeah but that’s part of what makes him more attractive. He has a cool, I-don’t-Care attitude about him. He comes off as manly even though he comes off as douchey. Although that arm-salt move also makes him look like a fag. If he’s not though, then I would wonder how well he knows a woman’s body.
>>9796996Who is this Jack? I am asking seriously.
>>9797678how could you get so many things wrong at once?
>>9796358you realize that after trying a food roughly 40 times, you are basically guaranteed to like it
>>9797170Who is this? That is disgusting.
>>9797203Have done and continue to do a lot of good for the world. Don’t be a racist.
>>9797743what's in the food, IS FOOD
>>9795561The fucking grids are upside down
>>9798032What is this?
>>9798025>they didn't add lard
>>9797993what is that? It looks tasty as fug
>>9795764dat ketchup placenta
>>9798053I've seen this so many times and it still just baffles me
>>9795942I'll never understand forcing women into places for the sake of it.
>>9798070If I remember correctly he took that ceramic knife back for a refund. Because "if it can't handle wood it can't handle carrots."
>>9796005Live eel battle!
>>9797678What is this supposed to be? I see that the oil is not hot and probably not deep enough but ... is this supposed to be a corn dog?
>>9798013would this taste good?
>>9797679What a waste of time and resources.
>>9796262Jack has no right to pass out cooking tips of any kind and never will
>>9798058Okay I actually want this one
>>9796358Go eat a fucking raw goat or whatever the fuck you poor Eurotrash
>>9798043My guess is "My Strange Addiction: Syrup"
>>9797664EVERYONE, you troglodyte. Brussel sprouts are shit, it's only recently people have been grilling them to make them tolerable. Only thing worse than brussel sprouts is broccoli and zucchini.On top of that, most people don't know how to fucking cook, and then they breed. So you have mothers who boil brussel sprouts with a little olive oil and no salt. Childhood is a fucking trial.
>>9797808>>9797817No thanks. I don’t need Google tracking me more than they already do.
>>9798131Looks like something you'd eat on a dare. A double dog dare if you will.
>>9798135I love steamed Brussels sprouts with just a bit of salt and vinegar, could eat a whole plate of that
>>9798043syrup you mong
>>9798088Jesus christ this guy has a disability?
>>9798162He had a stroke, so yes.
>>9797852>Taco Bell test kitchens
>>9798146kek he is a fucking mongoloid
>>9797737jack is the best troll since coppercab
>>9797985>that giant wad of disgusting parasites do asians really eat this?
>>9798234he is an insolent retard
>>9797743Good thing we're wearing gloves to prevent food contamination.
>>9798249Those are bees
Stop posting Jack webms.
>>9797743are those bees??
>>9797994that my friend is epic meal time
>>9798124did he just top that thing off with lighter fluid?
>>9797992Well that looks disgusting. Do you have a link? Or is he on YT as “Chef Jack”?
>>9798291shut the fuck up newfag
>>9798003This video is so hard to watch.
>>9798299you know the frogs dead you retarded fuck
>>9796005>put a bag around your bowl to avoid doing dishes
>>9798241enjoy ya cancer!
>>9797257You're new to 4chan, aren't you?
>>9798195THE FUCKING STICKER IS STILL ON IT
>>9797156>it's a huge fucking ribeye, that steak could serve 4 or 5 people.Girl or eatlet detected. That's a one man job.
>>9798308i eat stickers all the time dude
>>9798224>>9798231how am I doin chef?
>>9798322It's a cut glove. He's testing it. Obviously trying to straight up cut your finger off isn't what most people do but it demonstrates that the glove will protect you from any accidental nicks or cuts you might get otherwise.
>>9798053Do you have a YT link? I would love to see the whole thing... hopefully there is any sort of context?
>>9798356yeah it's dontbeanewfag.org/learntogoogle
>>9798066All that work for one?
>>9798372but its really like 30
>>9797284There's a million fish getting eaten alive by other fish every single second and that's no exaggeration. Fish are as dumb as vegetables.
>>9798396HAS THAT PAN EVER BEEN WASHED?
>>9798080Liberalism, feminism, it’s the fake “freedom” they aspire to.
>>9798013i remember that thread
>>9798396I get the motor oil meme but what the fuck is actually being used here? Does she just reuse the same grease/oil over and over to the point it turns charred black?
>>9798404>>9798412I don't think so but I think not washing it saves the flavor of what food was fried there or something.
>>9798404>I just wipe it out bro>cooking kills the bacteria anyway
>>9798417This is clearly as assault on eggs which I will not stand for. Got anymore though?
>>9798102Eww. That’s so embarrassingly gross.
>>9798421That's all I have for eggs and oil, but I have more saved up.
>>9798139You think Apple isn't tracking you?
>>9798429you think apple gives a fuck about what i do?
>>9798430where does this belong on this chart
>>9798427>>9798430WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN DO? WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE IT'S NEVER BEEN WASHED BEFORE? WHY IS THERE FOAM ON THE STEAKS?
>>9798436Nowhere because it's fucking burnt.>>9798437It saves the flavor.
>>9798147>>>9795905You are literally eating steamed farts, you dumb cow.
>>9798445How is she somehow worse than Jack?
>>9797716What video is this from?
>>9798449now hang on this pan looks TOO cleanshe scrubbed the coating offthere is a SUBSTANTIAL amount of middle ground between that and this>>9798417
>>9798062The black gloves make it look ominous.
>>9798041what the fuck is wrong with gooks?
>>9798456Can you not fucking read?
>>9798465how dare they fry a dead animal fucking savages
>>9798453She's better than Jack.She's aware that she can't cook but that doesn't stop her from doing what she loves.>>9798459Must've used a different pan.
>>9798471I can't get over the fact her "kitchen" looks so fucking dirty.
>>9798262Did they circumcise the dog though?
>>9798170>puts cell phone on the meat packaging
>>9798220UGH WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME FIRST?!
>>9798453ravioli ravioli give me the glawc-omoli...
>>9798339Oh ok, thank you! I was wondering if that might be what it was but it didn’t look like I expected a cut protection glove to look like.
>>9798417There goes dinner.
>>9798427>>9798417I want to know why these people record their cooking. Are they still getting millions of hits because people are laughing at them or something?
>>9798429Show me where in their TOS they are. They specifically make a point of stating how your information is not given to them or clearly when it is. Anyone who thinks Google is offering a wide range of “free services” out of the kindness of their heart, is deluded. Even their OS is based on free/open-source and thereby can be put on all the cheapest devices but all operates the same way.
>>9798435Recipe: 1lb of meat. 2 quarts of vegetable oilBoil and serve.
>>9798446>literally You clearly don’t know the meaning of this word.
>>9798445WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
>>9798277I wish there were more webbums of taylor swift eating stuff while being cute
>>9798570>people are laughing at them or something?probably, yeah. I'm subscribed to both kay and jack. Thought I owed them at least that after all the laughs and shitposts their videos provided. If you look at the comment on kay's videos, you'll notice a lot of them seem sarcastic or just plain mean.
>>9798218kek at commentary
>>9797796Hilarious anon! XD
>>9795642I love the Kiseki edit of this guy
>>9797716Did he just make a non newtonian fluid by accident?He a natural alchemist lol.
>>9798797it's fucking too much corn starch, that's it.
>>9798797/ck/ is easily one of the least original boards on 4chan.
>>9795905Why was that fish swimming upside down?
>>9796620How did she do that with the apples?
>>9797060He's Turkish, for a start.
>>9798903Are you familiar with water?
>>9798903It's in slow motion, it's not swimming upside down.
>>9798930Yes, but I'm not very smart.
>>9798455I've seen so much fucked up shit on 4chan, but kay's meatballs get me close to gagging.
>>9796130>>9796139>>9797057P U S S I E SUSSIES
>>9797743i really need an explanation on this.
>>9799308Try reading the thread.
>>9798141Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? He can't be that stupid. It has to be an act.
>>9799608You realize that's how you're supposed to cut cheese right you fucking idiot? You keep the packaging in tact to keep it sanitary.
>>9799613I suspect he was probably commenting on how Jack doesn't seem to sharpen his knives, ever.
>>9799621I'm pretty sure he was commenting on the fact that he was cutting through the packaging you fucking retard.
>>9799625Well, if you're "pretty sure" :)
>>9799638"you fucking retard" :)
>>9799640yeah, that's how i address fucking retards, you fucking retard.
>>9799646You fucking idiot?
>>9798307I have. Hearts being ripped out of living people and people being skinned alive dont even come close to this.
>>9798034I want to try a white strawberry. Aren't they sweeter than the normal strawberry?
>>9799771Sorry, he just seemed entertainingly angry.
>>9799784go back to redddit
>>9798455>>9798445>>9798449The way she awkwardly moves her hands activates some kind of autism in my brain and genuinely frustrates me.
>>9799832I tried it once a couple of years ago and it was awful.
>>9797060He's a fucking wizard
>>9799964Level 8 meat mage.
>>9798217this man is a threat to national security
>>9797998I would very likey much a version of this, where the third cake is dickbutt.