ITT: Food on floor/spillages/disasters

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Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:47:03 2017 No.9795155 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Food on floor/spillages/disasters

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:48:32 2017 No.9795164 File: 1.20 MB, 1800x1350, beer-spill-1_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:49:17 2017 No.9795173 >>9795155 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jiqGxjqoU Women are funny too!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:52:39 2017 No.9795192 >>9795176 I like how the manager got the hamplanet that likely caused that mess a chair just so they don't get sued for her having a heart attack, what a time to be alive.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:53:23 2017 No.9795196 >>9795182 You could still eat a good 85% of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:53:31 2017 No.9795198 >>9795194 Ayy

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:55:11 2017 No.9795206 >>9795182 >Take a knife >Slice off the 90% portion of ice cream that didn't come into contact with the floor >Freeze it Problem solved

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:10:43 2017 No.9795311 >>9795228 Oh god, all that oil. How do you even begin to clean that up? This is the worst one ITT

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:13:47 2017 No.9795335 >>9795317 lel

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:15:32 2017 No.9795345 >>9795311 cat litter maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:16:21 2017 No.9795350 >>9795238 This isn't an accident, that's purposeful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:17:27 2017 No.9795355 >>9795274 wtf is going on here ?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:18:04 2017 No.9795359 >>9795274 What's the story here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:19:04 2017 No.9795369 >>9795355 >>9795359 Paint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIvtuLOJTtY

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:20:40 2017 No.9795379 >>9795205 Cute loli

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:28:34 2017 No.9795422 >>9795196 >>9795206 Or just throw it all on the trash because it's fucking Breyers

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:57:44 2017 No.9795579 >>9795192 I figured it was in case she might have been injured.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:58:42 2017 No.9795585 >>9795565 Quinoa belongs on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:58:47 2017 No.9795586 >>9795188 Alcoholics of /ck/ are crying right now.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:00:47 2017 No.9795605 File: 10 KB, 292x215, 1265589382139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795228 >that wet floor sign

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:06:10 2017 No.9795641 >>9795441 Women were a mistake.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:09:28 2017 No.9795667 >>9795176 >that hand on the chest >g-gotta play it up or they'll yell at me! >FUCK YOU I AIN'T PAYING FOR ANY OF IT! Gas her.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:37:10 2017 No.9795811 >>9795192 maybe don't half ass your job by stacking it on such a rickety piece of shit that the entire thing falls over just because aunt judy bumped her fat arse into it while she was turning the corner

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:37:39 2017 No.9795815 >>9795228 horrified.jpg Someone had a horrible goddamn day and we're not talking about product loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:43:09 2017 No.9795835 >>9795221 genius way to disguise sharting in markets

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:50:42 2017 No.9795864 >>9795221 >>9795835 >causally strolling through the mart >hear an announcement over the PA >"shart spill in aisle five"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:55:15 2017 No.9795891 >>9795467 This is weird. Why all the sticks and shit in the food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:57:07 2017 No.9795903 >>9795718 this is the most devastating one so far

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:59:11 2017 No.9795915 >>9795891 Those are incense sticks, which suggests that this food is a religious offering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:59:54 2017 No.9795922 >>9795891 In parts of Asia they leave food out for ghosts to eat. The red sticks are incense

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:00:02 2017 No.9795923 >>9795311 Cornmeal or salt is what i use

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:01:12 2017 No.9795928 >>9795915 >>9795922 imagine having to cook for gordon ramsays ghost someday...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:10:31 2017 No.9795969 >>9795192 Looks like the shelves weren't bolted together at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:16:50 2017 No.9795992 >>9795689 pressure cooker? stove top or electric

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:19:10 2017 No.9795997 >>9795173 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:21:43 2017 No.9796008 >>9795699 >Cooking so poorly that you summon a portal to the underworld

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:40:00 2017 No.9796071 >>9795928 IT'S FUARKING RAWWR BOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:41:34 2017 No.9796079 >>9796022 kinda lucky that it landed directly on a plate when you dropped it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:42:57 2017 No.9796083 File: 310 KB, 1000x665, obongo's america.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795155

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:49:05 2017 No.9796114 is this the /ck/ equivalent of ruined orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:49:28 2017 No.9796117 File: 20 KB, 168x297, 1467477395204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795689 The one stupid fear that's always in the back of my mind is right in front of my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:51:27 2017 No.9796125 >>9796083 are you sure that just isn't some pretentious deconstructed molecular gastronomy shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:52:48 2017 No.9796132 >>9795582 there's definitely a giant spider in there

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:54:08 2017 No.9796135 >>9796042 too much carbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:54:51 2017 No.9796136 >>9796083 This looks like it could be artwork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:58:35 2017 No.9796147 >>9795718 was that his only hot dog or something? fuckers cost like 25 cents

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 16:59:37 2017 No.9796148 >>9795811 it definitely wasn't secured properly. her cart isn't even headed in a direction to knock it down anyway

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:03:44 2017 No.9796160 lol good thread laughed more than expected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMF3bwMMVhU

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:04:04 2017 No.9796161 >>9795467 These are offerings to the dead, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:05:49 2017 No.9796166 >>9796160 Yeah I remember being in highschool.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:08:19 2017 No.9796176 >>9795192 I assumed she was the queen of pasta.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:16:25 2017 No.9796202 >>9795274 Why is Putin driving the truck?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:29:05 2017 No.9796248 >>9795582 It's a trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:30:44 2017 No.9796256 >>9796149 that's a big rat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:33:47 2017 No.9796264 >>9796191 >>9796192 >>9796206 What's the most kino mass shooting in a shopping center?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:35:33 2017 No.9796272 >>9795188 80% of those bottles are fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:43:15 2017 No.9796304 >>9796218 I'd so be grabbing frozen pizzas without super-damaged packaging off the road.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:46:52 2017 No.9796316 >>9795274 do you eat paint

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:52:05 2017 No.9796332 >>9795317 camel toe

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:52:16 2017 No.9796333

>>9795228
As someone who has spent a lot of time cleaning up spilled food product, I cannot even begin to fathom how I would go about this. You have every worst possible scenario.
1) Large amounts of broken glass
2) Product that has spilled underneath shelving units
3) Surface edges that cannot be moved
4) Godawful liquid product that will not easily absorb into a mop

I honestly feel for that person

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:53:41 2017 No.9796337 >>9796333 Also, the sheer size of the spill

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:55:53 2017 No.9796344 >>9796333 >>9796337 Thinking about it, I'd probably try going about it like you would a gasoline spill. Use buffers to prevent it from spreading further and sprinkle it with kitty littler, then shovel it into some sort of vessel and throw it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:56:03 2017 No.9796345 >>9796333 Honestly seems like a good day to quit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:58:52 2017 No.9796349 >>9795228 I've worked in super markets and have had to clean up a fair amount of shit. I would flat out refuse to clean that up. Get a professional in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:59:41 2017 No.9796356 >>9795274 Please share the video link kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:00:00 2017 No.9796357 Why are these pictures so painful? Some of them literally make my cry

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:08:53 2017 No.9796394 >>9795294 And nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:14:41 2017 No.9796420 >>9796042 isn't this from that short where a guy could not stop spawning food from his body?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:26:56 2017 No.9796484 >>9796333 you would start with a metric fuck tonne of cat litter to soak it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:30:55 2017 No.9796502 >>9795164 shit i wonder if they would even bother to stop me if i walked up and grabbed one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:34:19 2017 No.9796519 >>9795285 thats something my mom would do

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:35:21 2017 No.9796525 >>9796272 glass bottles fine ha no

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:06:12 2017 No.9796665

>>9795155
When Eric swore that the backbone of the secret Big Mac sauce was dirty rainwater he chronicled his tests for proof. This was the last photo he ever took.
>>9795182
That's one way to get extra rocky road in your rocky road!
>>9795194
What you're looking at is the latest $200 spa treatment fad in which meatball enzymes are used to revitalize your skin.
>>9795228
I believe Gordon's instructions were "hot pan, olive oil" not "cold linoleum, olive oil"!
>>9795211
The grocery store's good intention to offer free apple sauce to crawling tots was largely offset by the injuries caused by the broken glass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:09:42 2017 No.9796686 >>9796665 Here’s your (you), but that really wasn’t that funny. I applaud your effort, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:13:35 2017 No.9796712 >>9796665 >anon auditions writing captions for the wall street journal cartoon section

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:19:04 2017 No.9796737 >>9795285 5 second rule

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:21:42 2017 No.9796744 >>9795394 Fukken lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:27:18 2017 No.9796763 I don't have a picture but I was making a burrito the other day and it wouldn't wrap properly so out of frustration I punched it, it exploded all over the kitchen and I broke a plate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:28:17 2017 No.9796767 >>9795228 a few bags of absorbent powder would soak that right up. mop and bucket once you get 99% of it up and the glass safely bagged and binned. trying to use a mop on that as is is just retarded though

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:34:23 2017 No.9796783 >>9795571 >McArabia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:38:43 2017 No.9796804 >>9796042 What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:40:33 2017 No.9796809 >>9795173 wtf i hate australian bitches now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:45:13 2017 No.9796827 >>9796446 This is a sadness

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:45:23 2017 No.9796828 >>9796147 Bar S are closer to 10.5 cents each.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:54:09 2017 No.9796860 >>9795311 set it on fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:55:30 2017 No.9796870 >>9796665 Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel rejected all your lines. Better luck next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:57:00 2017 No.9796879 File: 65 KB, 1092x1037, 1508999081145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9796468 Goodnight, sweet bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:03:00 2017 No.9796904 >>9796364 Damn, an entire $28 of product loss

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:08:20 2017 No.9796927 >>9795274 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v5WnKRqt0

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:09:21 2017 No.9796930 File: 113 KB, 850x1134, JPEG_20171205_190652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you're so bad at cooking you can fuck up simple southern poverty food I have no idea what happened to this cornbread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:10:38 2017 No.9796938 >>9796191 ...drag it over to the bandsaw and go to town

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:10:51 2017 No.9796939 >>9796930 It looks like it's growing breasts like a 12 year old girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:12:47 2017 No.9796943 >>9796930 could be alright. usually you put the fat in a hot cast iron skillet then pour in the batter and bake.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:24:15 2017 No.9796974

>>9795228
That reminds of when I was working in a restaurant

>end of the night, go to take my end of night shit
>hear yelling, finish up and come out
>while the cook was draining the oil for filtering/cleaning the fryer I guess the container thing had shifted
>dropped about 10+ gallons of hot oil ALL OVER THE FLOOR
>(h)OILEE FUCK
>don't have absorbing powder or whatever so start at it with broom and shop vac
>start dumping flour on it to try and clump it up
>owner calls after about an hour of this wondering why the fuck the restaurant isn't shut down
>sends me home so she doesn't have to pay me

That kitchen was rank kitchen Katsu for a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:24:46 2017 No.9796977 >>9796272 retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:32:17 2017 No.9796990 File: 906 KB, 500x394, 1487723109987.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795173 Jesus Christ seems like metaphorical cancer is spreading faster than its literal counterpart these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:34:38 2017 No.9797002 File: 894 KB, 804x732, dis nigga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9796712 How meta that the only funny caption is the caption for all of the captions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 20:58:32 2017 No.9797102 >>9795238 >all the piss and manjuice bacteria on the bottom bun America sheds a tear

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:01:35 2017 No.9797116 >>9795471 Did they excavate that from nagasaki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:03:43 2017 No.9797125 >>9795922 I hope they're ok with bugs eating it instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:04:27 2017 No.9797128 >>9796804 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiXddSB-juU

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:16:43 2017 No.9797181 >>9796174 Lower left fights fire with water. Upper right fights fire with a fucking laser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:21:20 2017 No.9797206 >>9797116 >Did they excavate that from nagasaki? Turkey I think

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:23:19 2017 No.9797215 File: 847 KB, 984x520, the-food-of-hayao-miyazaki-films-part-1-spirited-away.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795922

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:24:14 2017 No.9797219 File: 37 KB, 500x332, 1460511787489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795441

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:26:10 2017 No.9797226 >>9795228 Get a bunch of Greeks to mop it up with crusty bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:03:06 2017 No.9797637 >>9795969 Shelves usually aren't bolted together, they just have teeth that lock into place t. ex kroger employee

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:05:02 2017 No.9797641

>>9795915
interesting, im guessing this is chinese? im korean and we do food offerings to our ancestors (aka on days our grandparents passed away) but we just have the food on a table in front of a small makeshift altar that has a photo of the deceased and incense sticks next to it, say a prayer and then eat the food ourselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:30:43 2017 No.9797947 >>9795598 underrated post. someone used to post a picture "food hack" about turning your toaster over to make cheese toast. It would shoot the toast out on the ground though.

>>	chop Wed Dec 6 00:43:29 2017 No.9798005 File: 100 KB, 630x767, banan1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795389 What was that before it was spilled? The world's saddest cassoulet? >>9795415 The meat looks undercooked anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:57:20 2017 No.9798071 >>9798005 not OP but it looks like they were going to put candied yams into the oven and dropped it or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:12:22 2017 No.9798134 >>9795228 Few bags of cat litter or a wet vac. Jesus that's the worst one though

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:16:44 2017 No.9798153 >>9796161 Who has to clean all that shit up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:20:41 2017 No.9798176 File: 71 KB, 589x709, 255021526c418601f09bb1600f2275f9--greek-dishes-toscana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9797226 The broken glass just gives it a bit of extra crunch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:22:53 2017 No.9798184 >>9796256 hahaha no it isn't. the street rats in NYC are like the size of fucking guinea pigs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:24:00 2017 No.9798187 >>9796939 now i wanna fugg it, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:26:24 2017 No.9798197 >>9797226 Haha good luck trying to get Greeks to do any work

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:26:58 2017 No.9798200 >>9796870 This is legitimately way funnier than that post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:29:29 2017 No.9798209 >>9796502 They probably would not. They can't sell them in shop anymore, at least that is the law in EU. Two times a truck had dropped shit near me, once watermelons and few years later joghurts. In both cases people were free to take shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:46:11 2017 No.9798267 File: 232 KB, 1600x1200, some.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT DO YOU THINK

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:52:55 2017 No.9798294 >>9796008 underatted kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:00:16 2017 No.9798326 i hate how little (you)s you get on /ck/ worst fucking board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:07:04 2017 No.9798355 >>9795173 Women were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:11:18 2017 No.9798380 >>9798326 kill (you)self

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:17:37 2017 No.9798410 >>9798005 >The meat looks undercooked anyway. Yeah they didnt even bother to skin it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:22:05 2017 No.9798425 >>9795305 this was after the tsunami-earthquake wasnt it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:28:44 2017 No.9798452 >>9795317 >>9795441 >>9795644 >>9795718 >>9796376 I love the "contemplating where my life went wrong" stances. Utter defeatedness. If you hate someone, rather than fucking them up just buy them a meal and drop it on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:30:24 2017 No.9798460 >>9795383 arigatou obama-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 02:39:14 2017 No.9798496 >>9796938 was my thoughts as well, looks like it's salvageable

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 03:18:09 2017 No.9798600 >>9798267 already posted, faglord

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 03:22:00 2017 No.9798610 File: 29 KB, 477x470, 1509212019554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795173 There must be a final solution for the roastie problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 03:24:56 2017 No.9798623 >>9795182 >Breyers remorse.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 03:36:43 2017 No.9798654
File: 177 KB, 436x361, detective.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9795689
I love how the lid completely destroyed the range hood on its way into the ceiling. I feel like some kind of crime-scene analyst trying to work out exactly what happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 03:43:04 2017 No.9798677 >>9796665 Anon tests his comedy writing on /ck/. It doesn't go well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:08:10 2017 No.9798771 >>9796665 I laughed at how honestly bad those jokes were, seems like the sort of shit my dad would say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:10:31 2017 No.9798785 >>9798153 The ghosts eat it, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:12:42 2017 No.9798793 >>9795479 Mayonnaise section. God bless America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:17:41 2017 No.9798813 >>9795173 Why is this a thing? Who benefits from this? People are baking cakes just to dump them while their friends look on and scream like a bunch of seagulls fighting over bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:20:58 2017 No.9798825 >>9795182 I used to love breyers rocky road but in the past years they seem to have changed their formula from just dairy, sugar, and flavors to 100 item ingredient list and then the taste changed drastically. Whats a good brand to get now boys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:22:28 2017 No.9798831 >>9798825 turkey hill

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:31:50 2017 No.9798854 >>9795342 Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:33:11 2017 No.9798856 >>9795383 That looks like it was a cute bento that someone put a lot of time into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:34:57 2017 No.9798860 >>9795422 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:36:28 2017 No.9798863 >>9795441 I one dropped half a Papa Murphy’s into the oven and it landed on the heating element still all soft and doughy.

>>	chop Wed Dec 6 04:37:28 2017 No.9798864 File: 2.95 MB, 500x281, bento.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9798856

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:42:01 2017 No.9798876 >>9795624 That makes me want to line my new trunk before anything happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:45:16 2017 No.9798883 >>9795699 Someone’s Instagram post of how to make your own lava?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:48:01 2017 No.9798887 >>9796191 Rip momokun

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:48:58 2017 No.9798890 >>9796022 >>9796079 I don’t think that’s a spill. The title is spills and disasters - and this is a filet mignon well done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:50:00 2017 No.9798892 >>9795164 >light beer Nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:51:42 2017 No.9798897 >>9796152 What is this? It looks like BBQ sauce smeared all over the road.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:54:28 2017 No.9798910 >>9796218 It’s not delivery...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:55:51 2017 No.9798914 >>9796191 only in Germany

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 04:56:07 2017 No.9798915 >>9796904 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 05:20:26 2017 No.9798967 >>9796008 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 06:29:15 2017 No.9799063 >>9798890 >filet mignon well done That's a disaster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 06:35:22 2017 No.9799071 >>9795194 the fact it was the photo was taken like that proves ti's jsut an autist staging some "disaster" for massive facebook epeen

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 06:41:35 2017 No.9799086 >>9795494 the smell must be horrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 08:05:45 2017 No.9799420 >>9795399 You just got ayy lmao’d

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 08:11:35 2017 No.9799440 File: 52 KB, 800x533, meftV0qh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9798623

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 08:14:50 2017 No.9799449 >>9796665 >>9796665 >>9796665 >>9796665 who are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 08:42:12 2017 No.9799515 >>9795228 >>9796974 As somebody who has dropped 20L of hot oil on a rough concrete floor this gives me PTSD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 09:34:02 2017 No.9799635 >>9798887 ayy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 09:59:32 2017 No.9799727 >>9798864 what's this from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:02:36 2017 No.9799736 >>9795644 What a horrible body

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:03:19 2017 No.9799739 >>9799449 our name doesn't matter, what matters is our plan

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:05:11 2017 No.9799747 Is this a kind of weird fetish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:25:46 2017 No.9799814 File: 961 KB, 2048x1366, 140824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:28:54 2017 No.9799825 >>9795176 I want to blame the whale but I can't imagine the shelf was that sturdy to begin with

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:30:10 2017 No.9799829 File: 85 KB, 1024x683, 1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:39:13 2017 No.9799868 >>9795173 Wod ze fak

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 10:45:39 2017 No.9799886 >>9796333 >spent a lot of time cleaning up spilled food product At some dumpy third-rate place that doesn't have a commercial grade spill kit, obviously. Step 1: Dump a fuck ton of kitty litter on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 11:28:13 2017 No.9800056 >>9796328 Damn, Howard Stern looks like THAT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 11:43:07 2017 No.9800101 >>9796191 >cases of Becks on the side Perfect snapshot Germany kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 11:46:00 2017 No.9800107 >>9796453 I can tell just by looking at this monstrosity that it's one of those god-awful Costco pies. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 11:57:21 2017 No.9800129 >>9796256 For you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:06:11 2017 No.9800142 >>9799829 >Donkey kong danmaku

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:31:53 2017 No.9800211 >>9795274 I thought it was mustard. >pans slowly to the man in the cabin. I lost my Fuxking shit there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:37:01 2017 No.9800221 File: 30 KB, 747x491, 1512029067651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9795228 This pains me to look at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:41:28 2017 No.9800239 >>9796665 Did you hear what happened to the anon who told to many jokes on /ck/. He was destroyed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:45:44 2017 No.9800252 >>9796218 Where I'm from we have trucks that carry chickens from place to place. One of those trucks went around a roundabout to fast and flipped, opening the cages and releasing hundreds of chickens out on to the street. It was a pretty amazing sight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:46:13 2017 No.9800256 >>9795342 >It's still good, right? top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:53:01 2017 No.9800275 >>9798134 This. I'd just clean it up like i did the time I accidentally tipped a full oil pan. Cat litter to soak it up, shop vac that up, then use some type of solvent to take care of the slickness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:53:32 2017 No.9800279 >>9795176 >finger foods

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:55:48 2017 No.9800286 >>9796191 fresh beef

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:56:15 2017 No.9800289 File: 32 KB, 600x315, 9jaEODU.jpg?fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9800239 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 12:58:12 2017 No.9800299 >>9796446 It's still good it's still good

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:05:30 2017 No.9800318 >>9797102 If America was a person they would be disgusted by the mistreatment of the burger like it was blasphemy, then they would pick it up and eat it anyway "burp not bad"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:06:37 2017 No.9800326 >>9795699 What did it used to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:07:39 2017 No.9800330 >>9795394 Is this loss

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:09:11 2017 No.9800336 >>9800326 Sugar, someone was making caramel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:09:50 2017 No.9800337 File: 92 KB, 500x666, cola.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:10:50 2017 No.9800341 >>9800289 holy fuck that game was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:23:26 2017 No.9800387 File: 118 KB, 533x960, Mess at work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9800337 We get this about once a week from some gomer not watching where he is driving.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:38:45 2017 No.9800427

>>9798825
Depends where you are. I personally wouldn’t recommend Turkey Hill. Honestly the Kroger brand “Private Selection” somehow beats all the other ice creams. Alternatively, Publix brand is great too. But Blue Bell i think tops Publix though I don’t remember by how much. I think I would take any one of those over Dreyers/Edy’s, Breyers, Tillamook, Turkey Hill, Umpqua, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:42:17 2017 No.9800441 >>9799063 Yes, that was my point. Someone else referred to it dropping on the plate though, as if it were a spill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:43:42 2017 No.9800446 >>9795173 Gendercide when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:44:23 2017 No.9800448 >>9799747 Probably. Maybe OP finds most of this fap-worthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:46:52 2017 No.9800455 >>9800252 That would be pretty neat to see a bunch of chickens just flap around and then waltz off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:48:25 2017 No.9800457 >>9800289 Is this some kind of joke book for Minecraft or something? Some ironically unfunny joke book?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:49:49 2017 No.9800462 >>9796083 racists plz go

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:54:05 2017 No.9800473 >>9800457 It's a real Minecraft joke book. I actually got one of these """"""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""" books when I was younger, and they really are this bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:55:47 2017 No.9800479 File: 434 KB, 626x627, antifa in a nutshell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9800462 bullies you pfft nothing personnel, kid...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 13:55:49 2017 No.9800480 >>9796032 >>BHT Paint thinner chips where they should be, on a laminated floor Nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:21:24 2017 No.9800723 >>9796420 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1059773/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:24:36 2017 No.9800734 >>9798326 I’ll hand out (You)s freely! I’m sick at home and don’t have it in me right now to do much else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:26:16 2017 No.9800742 >>9798864 That would probably make me feel so terrible I’d cry about it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:29:33 2017 No.9800749

>>9800473
They were clearly trying too hard to milk the franchise and apparently whoever got it for you either never opened it before buying or has a terrible sense of humor. Or maybe like an old grandma who has no concept of what Minecraft is other than “some game her grandson plays and therefore thought the jokes would make sense to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:32:00 2017 No.9800760 >>9800479 I really despise antifa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:41:39 2017 No.9800788 >>9800760 You know that's not a real account, right? I doubt you care though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:18:00 2017 No.9800952 >>9796665 cringe....

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:22:32 2017 No.9800972 >>9800387 ALL THAT SODA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:23:42 2017 No.9800976 >>9796008 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:53:04 2017 No.9801086 >>9795689 winner. thing of beauty. always keep an eye on the pressure cooker kids. how did this even happen? no safety valve? sheered off the lid locks? the way the down force caved in the range, beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:32:17 2017 No.9801191 >>9795205 In reality, all that stuff was what was on the floor under the shelves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:38:13 2017 No.9801208 >>9795173 and all of these bitches will just leave it there making a giant fucking mess

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:42:30 2017 No.9801220

>>9796333
Walmart overnight maintenance here.
Lay out some flat cardboard on one side as a mat. Start scooping and bagging/boxing broken glass. Rake out and sweep up smallest bits of glass. Bring out scrubber machine. Use vacuum to get up the majority. Empty scrubber. Scrub and vacuum the area thoroughly. Drizzle Dawn dish soap on floor. Scrub and vacuum again. Done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:54:23 2017 No.9801252 >>9795155 Pick up the containers and throw them away. Leave the food for rats or a bum

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:58:05 2017 No.9801266 >>9795317 >run a hot bath >get a bottle of cheap wine >order a pizza >tell waifey to relax and clean up the mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:59:14 2017 No.9801270 >>9795342 >when /ck/ gets a peel and oven brick, and thinks they can cook professional pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:59:44 2017 No.9801273 >>9795383 Senpai's bentooooo..... uguuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:00:19 2017 No.9801275 >>9795415 NO KITTY THAT'S NOT KITTY FOOD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:01:13 2017 No.9801278 >>9795506 Chili or drunk girl shit herself after a drunken night of clubbing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:01:52 2017 No.9801281 >>9801220 Inside of vacuum now has a coating of oil. Manager has to throw it away and buy a new one. Your stupid ass is fired and unemployed. Done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:02:10 2017 No.9801284 >>9795571 That kitty is like. Fuck you nigga I'm hungry. Haven't eaten for days and I ain't lettin your bitch ass take this pizza from me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:03:18 2017 No.9801289 >>9801284 Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:03:23 2017 No.9801290 >>9797947 I tried it once. Basically what happens is the cheese melts. But toasters have those wires that press against the bread. So the cheese melts against those wires so when you pop the sandwich out, you get gooey cheese spilling everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:04:20 2017 No.9801297 >>9795644 >crocs She deserves it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:05:09 2017 No.9801299 >>9795689 lol holy shit. I saw this a couple times before but never noticed the lid was Captain America'd into the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:06:16 2017 No.9801305 >>9796256 Nigga that's a small rat. Big rats are bigger than your forearm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:07:55 2017 No.9801312 >>9796304 I'm right there with ya

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:09:00 2017 No.9801320 >>9796453 I once dropped a freshly backed chicken pot pit on my foot. Did not feel good. Thankfully I didn't have to go to the hospital or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:10:12 2017 No.9801326 >>9796304 >>9801312 You know the two fatasses in the lower right are hanging around for that very reason, just praying the officer looks away for a minute...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:22 2017 No.9801337 File: 2.86 MB, 282x500, Melanoid scientists and engineers at work.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does it count if it was spilled on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:29 2017 No.9801339 >>9796304 imagine when all the rats get a whiff of the pizza. That stretch of highway is gonna be rat armageddon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:13:49 2017 No.9801343 >>9801337 What find upstanding young people I'm sure they will be a net benefit for society in their lifetime

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:13:55 2017 No.9801344 >>9795274 That yellow bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:28:35 2017 No.9801401 File: 251 KB, 1197x672, spill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:31:24 2017 No.9801409 File: 2.99 MB, 2592x1728, JS1_1097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 black jokes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:36:53 2017 No.9801436 >>9798892 if it was light why did the truck have a hard time carrying it? checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:36:53 2017 No.9801437 File: 770 KB, 3072x1902, C_2_foto_190468_image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:39:51 2017 No.9801452 >>9796114 Back to gif you go

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:42:57 2017 No.9801465 File: 2.77 MB, 1224x1632, IMG_0010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:06:28 2017 No.9801561 File: 62 KB, 700x420, egg_truck_accident_in_china_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:21:37 2017 No.9801613 File: 210 KB, 1200x775, DEp16u9UQAANurb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:22:16 2017 No.9801618 >>9800330 o shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:22:45 2017 No.9801621 File: 154 KB, 780x1040, 07132017_Eels_160515-780x1040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:27:15 2017 No.9801638 >>9795467 >>9797641 Chinese people do it indoors too, but when it's outside it's usually at the cemetery. Also >dat condom in the background

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:31:38 2017 No.9801666 >>9801638 does anyone clean this shit up or

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:42:18 2017 No.9802001 File: 26 KB, 350x250, 1432743489702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9798005 >hes never made andouille and marshmallow casserole

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 21:43:29 2017 No.9802330 >>9795285 looks dry anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 21:44:50 2017 No.9802338 >>9801613 jesus christ, is that mucous?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 21:49:45 2017 No.9802354 >>9800788 Doesn't matter you dicksuckler. The account posts the same exact fucked up "logic" that the real antifa does you faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 21:55:03 2017 No.9802370 >>9802354 Mad you got hoodwinked? It's ok Diabeeto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:53:50 2017 No.9803064 >>9795374 Thats on the ttc

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:14:19 2017 No.9803141 >>9801337 Basketball americans were a mistake

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