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>eating fast food burgers like a filthy peasant
>paying so much and going so far to eat animal feed
>not making your own for cheaper/tastier/comfort of your home/even faster compared to when done by a monkey who might have wiped his butt and touched your shit

Why is /ck/ so full of retards?

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>> No.9787085
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>> No.9787097

Big mac sauce is really just thousand island dressing

>> No.9787107

>>9787059
I love you OP are you gonna take a picture of you scratching your cat again?

>> No.9787110

>>9787107
i think u mistake me with someone else...

>> No.9787113

>>9787085
why are your patties so uneven

>> No.9787184

>>9787110
i thought you were the guy making cubans around thanksgiving

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>>9787059
>no onions

>> No.9787203

>>9787059
>disfigured tomatoes
>disfigured patties
>chunks of unmelted cheese
>wrong kind of cheese
>JESUS IS THAT FUCKING SPINACH?!
>no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles
>seinfeld_end_my_life.jpg

well at least they have a decent sear I guess...

>> No.9787210

>>9787059
That looks abysmally bad, my friend

>> No.9787225

>>9787059
wow that looks like it would taste exactly like a big mac

>> No.9787230

>>9787225
p.s. i think big macs taste like FUCKING ASS

>> No.9787269

I have yet to have a homecooked burger or restaurant burged that tastes better than BK, Carls Jr, or McDonald's. I've tried and tried, countless times. Closest I've come to a good homecooked burger was using the more expensive Bubba Burger patties. But it still didn't compare to even the 1.29 big burger at Carls Jr.

>> No.9787290

>>9787269
use different ingredients that the store would use, not your usual home ingredients

>> No.9787324

I've had home made burgers from dozens of different places/families and nearly all of them fall short of fast food chain burgers. They just have access to magic shit we don't.

>> No.9787343

>>9787059
I agree about the taste and the price, but how can you claim that homemade burgers are faster? Picking up a burger on my way home from work takes approximately 2-5 minutes of zero effort waiting, and that's the reason I get them every now and then.

>> No.9787351

>>9787085
Don't crowd the pan, homie

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>>9787059
Don't listen to these twats OP. Make my own on my George Foreman grill to pack for work lunches myself. Marinated in Dales Seasoning + Garlic, Seasame bun, cheese, tomato, onion and mustard... works out just dandy.

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>>9787059
you really felt so proud of that you had to put it on the internet?

>> No.9787475

>>9787351
don't repeat memes you don't know the meaning of

>> No.9787483

>>9787269
Don't buy pre-made burger patties then solve your retardation, then season and cook em.

>> No.9787495

>>9787383
that shits right

>> No.9787502

>>9787475
Are you retarded?

>> No.9787544

>>9787502
crowding the pan is a warning against letting things steam (wet heat) rather than cook real fuckin hot with minimal steam
that pic is not going to steam any fucking hamburgers , they're touching for like a quarter inch on a side man
i mean if you just don't like crowding you pan cause it's rude to the burgers then don't, i applaud you for thinking about your burgers feelings, but that's not going to affect how they taste

>> No.9787615

>>9787269
Good god how do you fuck up a burger worse than Carl's, man

>> No.9787627

>>9787059
Do you people just live in the darkness?

Why is it that every oc pic that is posted to ck is in a room that looks like it has no lights inside it

>> No.9787641

>>9787627
global warming bro

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>>9787627
most of their creations are made hiding from the sight of god

>> No.9787670

>>9787269
just look up a copycat recipe if you're so used to fast food burgers damn, also they use a griddle or flat top grill which may help

>> No.9787694

>>9787059
>faster
>than the premade burgers sitting under a heating lamp
>being faster than instantaneous

Flash please go back to /co/

>> No.9789134

How do fash food places keep their patties so JOOCY? All the burgs I have ever had from any home cook have been dry inside no matter how they cook or prepare it.

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>>9787210
but it was very delicious... get rekt u bitter virgin

>> No.9790502

>>9787269
>having burned out dopamine junkie palate
i'm sorry you're incapable of having taste

>> No.9790512

>>9787383
That looks great, good job.

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>>9787059
>Too much cheese, uneven melting
>Patty formation is war crime levels of poor
>Roma tomatoes and spinach for toppings
>Sauce spread on bun not consistent
Delet this

>> No.9790888

I would learn to cool but I have terrible anxiety and don't like to be see by roommates. If I could afford to live alone I have so many foods I'd like to try to cook

>> No.9792650

>>9787544
>tfw crowded the pan with my teriyaki chicken earlier

>> No.9792665

>>9787383
how long do you leave the bread on it?

>> No.9792684

>>9787059
>NEW
>NO U

Looks pretty bad senpai, but it's a start. Making some burgers tonight with some pickles and hot sauce it's gonna be lit.

>> No.9792698

>>9787059
>What would you like on your malformed burger, sir?
>I'd like a smaller, manlet malformed burger
>Excellent choice, sir, coming right up.