/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9786773]

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.9786796]

tldr
beer rules ya faggot

[Anonymous No.9786803]

>>9786796
Care to explain why?

[Anonymous No.9786821]

Just grow a pair and order that fruity drink next time if you want it so much instead of writing homo posts like this.

[Anonymous No.9786824]

>>9786773
>Being a pussy

Just order girly drinks? No ones going to give a shit and if they do its only cuz they are jealous

I honestly dont know what autists you hang around where this stigma exists

[Anonymous No.9786830]

>>9786803
nice taste and refreshing, also a low enough alc content to get a nice buzz without getting smashed.

[Anonymous No.9787148]

>>9786773
>grape juice and tequila infused slushies
8/10 bait, this part right here is so easy to start a shit storm with

[Anonymous No.9787387]

cheap beer and expensive whiskey is better than vice versa

[Anonymous No.9787397]

"Craft beer" is a complete meme, but for all-day-liquid-refreshment nothing beats beer. I fucking wish it wasn't so good and refreshing.

[Anonymous No.9787411]

>>9787148
Really, why's that? I wouldn't know man, I'm no hater when it comes to drinks, I mean, I don't like beer, but that grape thingy sounds yummy.

>>9787397
What about a citrusy cider, or a ginger beer? Cold enough to freeze ya bollocks off.

[Anonymous No.9787416]

>being this diluded thinking that people actually give a fuck about what everyone else drinks

[Anonymous No.9787429]

>>9787397
Beer certainly is crisp and delicious, and craft beer can be really dumb, but why do you call it a meme? Do you not enjoy trying new things?

[Anonymous No.9787438]

>>9787411
>What about a citrusy cider, or a ginger beer? Cold enough to freeze ya bollocks off.

If you're +25 and still drinking cider... I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.9787446]

>>9787429
>why do you call it a meme
Because people are literally memed into paying an arm and a leg for it, and into describing its flavour in flowery wine-fag language when most of it is trash. To not be into "craft beer" is to be an outcast plebeian in many circles; and the same people stigmatize mass-market beer when there's of course nothing wrong with it (beer by definition is simple).

[Anonymous No.9787560]

>>9787446
>people stigmatize mass-market beer when there's of course nothing wrong with it

Except for the part where it tastes like piss.
If you enjoy the taste of piss then fine, more power to you, but you will rightly be ostracized for it if you can't keep it to yourself outside of certain fetish circles.

[Anonymous No.9787656]

>>9787560
This right here is proof that memes are cancerous.

First off, I'm going to guess that you don't really know what piss tastes like.
Secondly, simple beers like Budweiser and Coors taste like water that has been flavored with beer. In the sense that piss is water and beer is mostly water, you could be on the right track.
Me personally, I prefer dark ales and stouts. But even I recognize that I am overdoing it, just as craft beers are.

It's just like eating a steak. Budweiser-tier beer is the steak, while craft beers and such are the equivalent of putting ketchup or A1 sauce all over it

[Anonymous No.9787662]

>>9787656
>Budweiser-tier beer is the steak

Budweiser beer is at best the paper that the steakhouse lays out on the table for idiots to doodle on and also to save themselves some trouble cleaning.

[Anonymous No.9787663]

Theres a chocolate stout made at a brewery here that was so good it went from limited edition to being sold in bottle form in less tgan a year. All other beer is piss especially IPA

[Anonymous No.9787678]

>>9787397
>>9787446
>>9787656
do you just use the word "meme" when you can't think of an appropriate word or expression to convey the point? learn how to form sentences, man.

[Anonymous No.9787683]

I hate the taste of beer, and it hasnt been for lack of trying.

I love whiskey, wine, cocktails, sake, and pretty much everything else with alc in it. I feel no shame in letting ppl know I'm not into beer. I neither envy or begrudge their love for it.

[Anonymous No.9787700]

>>9786773
Just cus you don't like the taste doesn't mean others are pretending. Why the fuck do you care what other people are drinking? Stop being an vegan tier autist that is so insecure that they have to try and talk down to everyone.

[Anonymous No.9787987]

But good beer does taste good.

[Anonymous No.9788010]

>>9786773
who else read this while drinking beer?

[Anonymous No.9788017]

>>9787678
You got a second chance in life waking up from that coma, why ruin it by wasting your time on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9788029]

>>9787560
why do you know what piss tastes like tho...

[Anonymous No.9788036]

>>9788010
gotchu senpai. drinking an ice cold Busch. it's okay, definitely not something I enjoy drinking, but free is free.

[Anonymous No.9788081]

>Look Ma! I posted it again! Look at all these (you)s!

[Anonymous No.9788215]

>>9786773

[Anonymous No.9788245]

>>9786773
>grape juice and tequila infused slushies
Good god man, you could have chosen literally anything else. Like wine or something.

[Anonymous No.9788246]

>>9787656
>Budweiser-tier beer is the steak
Literal fucking brain damage, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.9788330]

>>9787446
That's why you go find a non-memey craft brewery you turbopleb. I've seen craft memes like gummy bear lager and I've also had some craft beers that were brewed according to 1516 standards.

[Anonymous No.9788374]

>>9786773
I drink beer because it's a relatively pleasant way to get somewhat drunk. I would never drink non-alcoholic beer just for the taste.

Girl drinks typically taste good but that's because there's so much sugar in them and the alcohol content is relatively low (lets face it, alcohol tastes bad). By the time I get a buzz from the alcohol I also have a sugar rush and it feels like crap.

[Anonymous No.9788383]

>>9786773
Beer is great, drinking it for the taste not to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.9788384]

I don't know what's worst, the constant posting of pastas or the fact that so few people recognize them.

[Anonymous No.9788390]

>>9787560
>claiming that all mass-market beer tastes like piss
>the fact that it is produced in mass affects the taste
gtfo hipster. go brew one glass of beer at a time in your moms garage

[Anonymous No.9788479]

>>9788390
>the fact that it is produced in mass affects the taste

Not him, but in fact it does. The taste will be geered to the lowest common denominator in the beer drinking population, which means flavorless.

[Anonymous No.9788498]

Most women I know will order a beer most of the time. It's either that, wine, or margaritas.

Socializing with different beer tastes can be fun. Otherwise I drink it if it's hot as fuck and I want something besides water to drink. If I'm on a mission to get drunk then I just put myself on shots duty and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.9788776]

>>9788245
He obviously meant "wine" when he said grape juice.

[Anonymous No.9789972]

>>9788498
You must know some fat women

[Anonymous No.9790295]

>>9788479
>producing it in mass automatically forces you to gear it to a certain audience

[Anonymous No.9790573]

>>9790295
Yes, yes it does. The lowest common denominator so that it will be accepted by the greatest volume of imbeciles without discretionary taste.

[Anonymous No.9790576]

>>9786773
>Posts the most delicious frothy mug I've ever seen
You won't be making converts like this lad

[Anonymous No.9790586]

>projecting this hard
We get it, you don't like beer. Whoever told you you're not a man if you don't like it was wrong. Now kys.

[https://i.4cdn.org/o/151236122(...) No.9791630]

>>9786773
most american beer are undrinkable, budweiser, budlight etc. like you said, bitter aftertaste. Just horrible stuff wouldnt call it even beer.

European craft beers you would drink like coca cola

[Anonymous No.9791654]

>>9791630
You've never drank Budweiser. It's basically flavorless.

[Anonymous No.9791662]

>>9786773
>I can't stand veer
>drinks boxed wine and bottom shelf rail with sugar water

[Anonymous No.9791667]

>>9791662
*beer

[Anonymous No.9791669]

>>9787438
you probably have weirdly strict rules regarding what you consider 'manly' or 'child-like' that is all programming spook bullshit. in many cultures you drink hard cider during the winter, even if you're an old fucking man.

[Anonymous No.9791673]

>>9786773
Beer is good, you just need to quit drinking macrobrew swill. There is a wide variety of types of beer, and I'm sure most people would find a beer they would like.

I love beer, I just can't really drink anymore, which bums me out, but I'd like to have a decent beer every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.9792539]

>>9786773
I'd drink it, although I'm more of a porter guy myself

[Anonymous No.9793138]

>>9786773
Yep, you caught me. Beer is fucking terrible. The 10 gallons fermenting in my closet right now, 8 of which I intend to drink alone in and around that closet, are entirely for show. I am definitely trying to impress people with a beverage nobody will know I drank, obtained in the least convenient way possible.

[Anonymous No.9793372]

>>9787397
beer is not refreshing at all, it dehydrates you

However I still love beer

[Anonymous No.9793395]

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[Anonymous No.9793425]

>>9793372
You are technically correct. But that dehydration is only noticeable if you drink particularly strong beer. Like if you're getting dehydrated because you drink beer, you're already on the brink of dehydration to begin with.

[Anonymous No.9793446]

>>9793425
well not right away, but certainly by the time you wake up

Also, some beers, like some IPAs, have a sticky/cloying factor that makes them not refreshing

[Anonymous No.9793453]

>>9786773
Why drink tons of beer instead of sipping some delicious bourbon?

[Anonymous No.9793476]

>>9786830
>nice taste
Sure if you like the taste of farts

[Anonymous No.9793552]

>>9793446
You've got to be drinking a lot of pretty strong beer and have poor hydration habits in general for that though. That said I had a mad elf recently and even if it doesn't classify as an ipa, believe me I know what you're talking about on that second point. Fuck it was like drinking cough syrup flavor and all.

At least from my own experiences I can say that by the end of a 12 pack I'm still pissing relatively clear, and it takes a real high sugar content beverage to get me hungover. I know that means nothing in the grand scheme of things, but I'd recommend looking into this.

I'm currently looking up studies on this actually, because I'm curious, and I invite you to do the same, particularly a study from the 1996 issue of The Journal of Applied Physiology titled "restoration of fluid balance after exercise-induced dehydration: effects of alcohol consumption". Key things to take away is that light beer is literally water the jokes have been correct all along, and that an average beer 4-5% range will delay the recovery process, but they keyword there is delay not halt.

[Anonymous No.9793576]

>>9793552
But I piss the clearest when I drink a lot of beer and I know that doesn't mean I'm hydrated. My hydration habits aren't poor, but drinking a shitton of alcohol is gonna lead to being thirsty in the morning, that's a common thing.

My hangover level depends mostly on how much I drink, and how much water I drank before going to sleep. I haven't noticed a hangover variation based on what kind of drinks I drink. I don't usually get bad hangovers even when I get wasted, though.

[Anonymous No.9793599]

>>9786773
>you are a man, aren't you?
Guys who think drinking beer make them manly have estrogenic bitch tits.

[Anonymous No.9793601]

>>9793599
alt right numale virgin detected

[Anonymous No.9793608]

>>9793601
>alt_right
kys normie

[Anonymous No.9793612]

>>9793608
go form a suicide pact with Andrew Anglin and the rest of you brainwashed idiots

[Anonymous No.9793618]

>>9793576
I've found my worst have been from alcoholic soda, specifically the coney island hard rootbeer, jesus fuck never again, or sweet mead (forever again). I literally never experienced a hangover in any other circumstances.

[Anonymous No.9793633]

>>9793618

Yeah I started feeling sick after 3 Coney Island root beers. I can't have more than 2 alcopops at a time.

You never got super wasted and woke up feeling like shit?

[Anonymous No.9793645]

>>9793633
Nah, I've gotten absolutely shitfaced with negligible effect on multiple occasions. Like we're talking jealousy inducing levels of hangover resistance here. But sugary alcoholic beverages are my achilles heel.

[Anonymous No.9793755]

>>9786773
You tried this pasta yesterday on /v/ with the exact same image. What are you trying to prove?

[Anonymous No.9793779]

reminder that hops are estrogenic, so if you consume beer you're a soyboy, or perhaps a hopboy to be more precise

[Anonymous No.9793795]

>>9793755
That the idea of bitter makes his pee pee shrivel.
>>9793779
So are a lot of fruits and vegetables, so suck a mcchicken faggot. Oh wait, those have estrogenic foodstuffs in them too.

[Anonymous No.9793803]

>>9793779
You fat doughy blobs of shit have no place insulting others' physique

[Anonymous No.9793932]

>>9786773
What the fuck is wrong with lefties!?

[Anonymous No.9793939]

>>9786773
faggot beer is the patrician drink of this FUCKING WORLD
im sure you are a faggot that drinks fucking pineapple vodka

[Anonymous No.9793950]

>>9793939
Anon there are way gayer flavored vodka out there.
Glazed doughnut for example.

[Anonymous No.9793964]

>>9793950
The fact that you know so much about it makes you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9793969]

>>9786773
Beer tastes excellent and if you think otherwise it's because you're still physically a child.

[Anonymous No.9793978]

>>9793964
Doughnut water is delicious, but I wouldn't suck a dick for it.

[Anonymous No.9794029]

why drink girly candy mishmash drinks when you can have cocktails? drinks like the sazerac, mai tai, or whiskey sour are wonderfully balanced between sweet flavors and alcoholic richness.

I like beers, but only ones with flavors like chocolatey dark beers, white beers with lemon and cardamom, or sour beers with a hint of tropical fruit. I don't care much for beer-flavored beer and I'm not going to act like I do to impress anyone.

[Anonymous No.9794035]

>>9793476
t. 12-year old

[Anonymous No.9794039]

>>9786773
FAGGOT I bet you have memories of being young and naive and drinking cheap lambrusco wine on the gianicolo hill overlooking Rome at sunset you FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.9794044]

>>9794029
HOMO

[Anonymous No.9794050]

>>9794044
do you enjoy deep, complex, bitter beers to wash the taste of dick out of your mouth? I just drink things that taste good.

[Anonymous No.9794065]

>>9794050
It’s not about complex bitterness you wiener

[Anonymous No.9794074]

>>9794065
shut the fuck up idiot