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[Anonymous No.9786185]

>american "salad"
>just take beans or pasta and slather them in mayonnaise
Un fucking believable.

[Anonymous No.9786189]

macaroni salad is pretty good tho

[Anonymous No.9786192]

just like aunt myrna used to make

[Anonymous No.9786193]

>>9786185
>implying salad doesn’t have many different forms in America

We have no limits you fucking street cheetah

[Anonymous No.9786196]

>eropean salad
>it's just rabbit food with sour juice on it

[Anonymous No.9786202]

It's for classification purposes. Burritos are also defined as sandwiches in certain states. No fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9786206]

>>9786193
yeah i can tell by your "pizza" you animal

[Anonymous No.9786209]

>>9786185
Mayonnaise is basically the same as any other type of "dressing," retard.

[Anonymous No.9786277]

>>9786209
>americans

[Anonymous No.9786294]

>>9786277
>Mayonnaise:
>stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and either vinegar or lemon juice
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9786300]

>>9786294
mayo is not comparable to a nice vinaigrette you absolute slob

[Anonymous No.9786317]

>>9786300
We're not arguing over what tastes better, retard.
Mayo is still technically a "dressing," so dishes that use it are still considered "salads."
Salad doesn't require lettuce.

[Anonymous No.9786352]

>>9786206
Hey, real american pizza has a delicious smokey flavor you can't beat!

[Anonymous No.9786361]

>>9786352
The ultimate comfort food.

[Anonymous No.9786367]

>>9786300
>eat beans with a fried egg on top
>wholesome meal
>eat eggs with mayo
>le triggured

[Anonymous No.9786384]

>>9786367
>eggs with mayo

[Anonymous No.9786404]

I'm Australian, I like pasta salad especially on a crusty roll with some thick cut ham

[Anonymous No.9786418]

American-based shitposting is the laziest kind of trolling you can do.

[Anonymous No.9786433]

>>9786418
when you live in a land where "salad" = macaroni and cheese you can't call anyone else lazy

[Anonymous No.9786460]

>>9786189
Damn now I'm craving it. A big ol' vinegary blob of that garbage straight from the big tub at the deli counter. That's good eating.

[Anonymous No.9786469]

>>9786433
"You're just mad because you're the subject of the shitpost" replies are just as lazy.

[Anonymous No.9786474]

>>9786384
Yeah, it's called egg salad.

[Anonymous No.9786495]

>>9786474
>salad

[Anonymous No.9786735]

>>9786185
in russia we eat something a bit similar on new years

[Anonymous No.9786783]

>>9786185
Id say about 50% of Americans dont like these """"""salads""""""". Its never the most popular dish at a pot luck and the person who brings it is only a little less of a piece of shit than the person who brings the paper plates or the chips (crisps).

[Anonymous No.9786790]

>>9786783
have you taken a survey you massive faggot
i hate when people pull percentages out of their ass based on nothing

[Anonymous No.9786793]

>>9786185
i'm pretty sure that is the fault of the German immigrants.

[Anonymous No.9786811]

>>9786790
Yeah, obviously this is based on my personal experiance. I figured that was implied. I guess i didnt take retards into account.

[Anonymous No.9786815]

>>9786185
No one's forcing you to eat it. Just let others enjoy what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

[Anonymous No.9786820]

>>9786815
enjoy it if you want you fat fuck but don't sit there and pretend you're eating salad

[Anonymous No.9786873]

>>9786202
What fucking state regulates burritos?

[Anonymous No.9786884]

>>9786352
That looks like how I imagine Russia must smell

[Anonymous No.9786988]

>>9786206
>he doesn't like pizza soup

[Anonymous No.9786997]

>>9786820
epic prank xD

[Anonymous No.9787013]

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