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> In-Laws coming over.
> Want thanksgiving dinner
> Oh darn have to smoke another turkey
> Get to hide in garage all day
> Play switch and drink beer
> Turkey Sammies for another week

Smoked food appreciation fellas

>> No.9785898

>>9785871
>be guest at someone else's house
>demand that they prepare a large, elaborate meal to satisfy your whims
Who the fuck do your in-laws think they are?

>> No.9785905

>>9785898
The parents of my wife and the godparents of her son.

>> No.9785911

>>9785898
They're probably americans

>> No.9785928
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9785928

>>9785898

Wife has daddy issues and wants to show she’s better than her whore sister. I just go with the flow.

>> No.9785936

do a ham like this for christmas
post results
you gotta do it because someone demanded you to

>> No.9785971

>>9785928
Are you actually able to play botw in the portable mode? I tried for like 2 minutes before hooking it back up the the tv with the pro controller

>> No.9785978

>>9785928
>fingerless gloves
i bet you're a giant faggot

>> No.9785995
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9785995

>>9785905
>her son

>> No.9786013
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9786013

>>9785928
>fingerless gloves
>children's gaymen system
>cargo pants
>IPA

>> No.9786022

>>9785971

I’m the opposite. 900p sputters on my console. Prefer the 720p on the handled actually.

>>9785978
Couldn’t agree more. Their my wife’s and i have smol trump hands but ive been outside for the last 7 hours in 35 degree rainy weather

>>9785995
Not OP

>> No.9786027

>>9785928
i guarantee you have long hair and are wearing a fedora

>> No.9786030

>>9786022
>Couldn’t agree more. Their my wife’s and i have smol trump hands but ive been outside for the last 7 hours in 35 degree rainy weather
then wear actual gloves you fucking retard fingerless gloves will not keep your fingers warm

>> No.9786032

>>9786013

> Weeb
KYS

>> No.9786047

>>9785871
>have wife
>wife has parents
>'impress' them by babysitting a dead bird and playing bing bing wahoo in the garage

>> No.9786048
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>>9786027
Kek. No.

>>9786030
Don’t have any. Just grabbed the only ones I could find. My wifes and she’s a hipster type.

>> No.9786064
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9786064

>>9786032
>complaining about weebs on 4chan
You need to go back.

>> No.9786075

>>9785928
>ITT: soyboy is a cuck
Who'dve guessed?

>> No.9786089

>>9786075

Soyboys don’t know how to smoke meats. Word on the street was new Zelda was good so I got a Switch.

Forgot all you faggots make is ramen

>> No.9786101

>>9786022
Is your dick small also?

>> No.9786104

>>9786089
Soyboys will learn to do anything their master or mistress tells them to do desu.

>> No.9786147
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9786147

>won't your husband notice me coming over and fucking you in his bed?
>nah i told him my parents are coming over so the retard's gonna spend his day out in the cuckshed burning a turkey

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9786154

>>9786104
> Wife says she wants to impress her parents
> I love smoking meat
> They’re boring and bad at small talk
> To the garage
> It’s rainy and comfy out
> win win

>>9786101
Yes

>> No.9786163

>>9786154
>Yes

Nice.

>> No.9786251

>>9786154
I bet you like smoking sausage the best

>> No.9786566

>>9786251

Sausage and pork belly is always my fav

>> No.9786612

itt: OP posts selfies from his cuck shed

>> No.9786619

>>9785928
Looks comfy as tits. Enjoy my friend

>> No.9786694
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9786694

>>9786619

It was

>>9786612
Turned out pretty good

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9786701

>>9785905

>your wife
>her son

>> No.9786704

>>9786694
I would dine in your home any day of the week, anon. Well done

>> No.9786706

>>9786566
you seem more like a sausage and butt man to me

>> No.9786936

>>9786706

Sure am

>> No.9786947

>>9785928
Nice subaru desu

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>>9785928

>> No.9786966

>>9786064
>anime cancer
There's a fucking MLP board too, but that doesn't mean they can spam their cancer everywhere else.

kys already.

>> No.9787104

>>9786947

It is. 2015 forester for my wife plus my 2014 Tacoma. Must be a cuck though because I buy my wife shit and wanna make her look good in front of her parents.

>> No.9787160

>>9787104
what have you bought her son

>> No.9787185

>>9787160

Not me. No kids with OP

>> No.9787280

>>9785928
>Washington fag

Looks comfy, desu. Where you at? I'm in north Everett and it sucks dick, I want to move.

>> No.9787286

>>9785928
tell me more about this whore sister, I'm actually interested in your wife's family dynamics for some reason

>> No.9787315

>>9787104
Can we see your small dick yet or what

>> No.9787378

>>9787286

Kek. We caught her doing nose beers on a family reunion in Wisconsin a few months ago. She got pregnant not much long after

>> No.9787408

I've never owned a smoker, or hung out with anyone who did. Is it worth the expense; can you do much besides birds and pork?

>> No.9787413

>>9787408
...I suppose sausages would also be good, and fish... actually, why don't I own a smoker???

>> No.9787537

>>9787408
You can smoke pretty much any meats. If you think you'll do a lot of it, it's for sure worth it, but if you think it will only be a once or twice a year thing it's not worth it at all.

>> No.9788559

>>9787537
Are electric smokers any good? I want a smoker but I don't want to sit all day babysitting a fire.

>> No.9788604
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>>9785995
>>9786701
My grandson's stepdad is a good cook and reasonably tamed so why not?

>> No.9788608

OP it looks comfy as fuck. Did the inlaws appreciate a good smoked turkey? Were they mad you were outside all day?

>>9786147
this made me laugh tho looool

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9788627

>>9788559
I have the masterbuilt digital and I like it. I think I paid @$200.00 for it at sam's club. It's easy to rig up a separate fire box so you can cold smoke with it, so there's that too.

>> No.9788672

>>9787378
Nose beer?

>> No.9788716

>>9788559
I have one and it works fine, lots of smoke, I like that it also has a digital meat thermometer that you can set to a specific temperature that the smoke will go off when it hits

>> No.9788719

Comfy

>> No.9788720

>>9788716
*smoker

>> No.9788724

>>9788627
>>9788716
Cool, I'll definitely look into it. I like the idea of sticking a big chunk of meat into one in the morning and coming home to some dank barbecue.

>> No.9788735

>>9786064
>always this exact response when weebs get called out on their degenerate behaviour
Like clockwork

>> No.9789081

>>9788724
You might have a problem with doing that because your smoke wood will need to be replaced periodically. The advantage with electric is you don't have to worry about maintaining the fire, but you still have to add the smoke wood.

>> No.9789163

>>9785905
>godparents
Wtf