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Gamer Fuel Thread

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Got a few for Christmas

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>gamer fuel

Shit is literally cringe. You're playing video games, not doing lifting/cardio.

>> No.9784724

Is that just 8 different cans of flavored chips that are suppose to taste like Thanksgiving meals? Is it any good?

>> No.9784725
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>> No.9784726

Some coffee and coke with some rum for extra fun.

>> No.9784727
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Candy corn is the worst candy ever invented and you're a faggot with the most garbage taste imaginable if you enjoy it.

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I usually make a few of these bad boys before hopping on PUBG

>> No.9784729

Steam rice and veggies, with some chicken breast. Usually I take a break from gaming when I eat. Eating and gaming at the same time is odd.

Good taste.

>> No.9784730

the mind needs fuel more than the body you dumb ape.

>> No.9784731

Used to be water and spearmint candy (the white and green circular ones)
Then water and twizzlers
Then water and pretzel rods
Now it's water and a cup of coffee

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>> No.9784733

>Eating that
>Actually enjoying it
>Plays PUBG

You do realize I'm going to have to destroy you now.

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>> No.9784737

enjoy your calcified pineal gland.

>> No.9784738

>Gassing out while playing video games.

Here is your (You). Go for a walk

>> No.9784739

>showing hand
>no nigger hand
Wtf are you doing?

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>> No.9784742

kill yourself

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>> No.9784744

Good shit. Have you tried it with lettuce on the sandwich? That's how I was given those growing up

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>> No.9784746

anon your mayo is expired

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>> No.9784748

>Not M&M's

I never liked skittles, not sure why they're so popular. What even are skittles? It's like some gummy candy that has no real taste to me. I use to enjoy sucking on them until they turned white and then I'd spit them out. I only did that because I enjoyed the flavoring on the shell but not the candy itself.

>> No.9784749

It just adds a little extra flavor

>> No.9784750

Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.9784751

Of course the spic spikes the ball in to the American's head.

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>> No.9784753

>Candy corn is the worst candy ever invented

>> No.9784754

wtf i love borders n shit now

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>no homo, sis

>> No.9784759

Ok what the fuck is this.

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Did they even try to make it look like the food was real

>> No.9784762

its the best buy date not the expiration date silly.

Doesnt mean its dangerous to eat just wont taste the way the company desires it.

>> No.9784763

I-is this the apex ad?

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>> No.9784765

Wait what? I can fantasise about kissing cute guys without being gay or is this only for girls? This could change everything...

>> No.9784766

>TFW I live in Texas
>Absolutely DESPISE candy corn with a white hot rage

This state has shit taste in everything, hopefully I can afford to move to a state with good taste in candy.

>> No.9784767

Kids today never grew up with funky fries and purple/green ketchup...

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Oh hey, it's this thread with the same images used in a similar thread before. Funny.

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>> No.9784770

what ever happened to those i remember seeing them for like a year then they were gone

>> No.9784771

Jesus christ Hardees what the fuck?

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>> No.9784774

But why though

>> No.9784775

Whats up tx bro. I also think candy corn is shit.

>> No.9784776

>eating candy in 2017

>> No.9784777

>This was allowed to air on television


>> No.9784778

oh look it's a cute anime reaction image with words from another reaction image shopped in. funny

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>> No.9784781

Hardee's/carl's JR

>> No.9784782

Uh, Tootsie rolls, seriously? What the fuck is this based on?

>> No.9784783

That's some shitty looking eggs and coffee, damn.

>> No.9784784

What does it taste like?

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>> No.9784786

like estrogen

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>> No.9784788

Only for girls.

>tfw I see straight girls hugging, kissing and grabbing eachothers butts and tits all the time at school
They know exactly what they're doing to my dick.

>> No.9784789

The future.

>> No.9784790

Fuck you Tootsie rolls are great.

Probably like milk I'd imagine, or it has the consistency of milk.

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thanks hardees

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>> No.9784795

Chinese "people"

>> No.9784796
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Its not the worst when tootsie rolls exist

>> No.9784797

literally spat at my screen when i saw the watermelon, jesus christ my sides

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r8 my delicious cake

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>> No.9784800

>contemporary western cuisine

>> No.9784801

water and sometimes a half a stalk of celery if i'm feeling particularly risky

>> No.9784802

Is that suppose to be like a macaroni pizza casserole? Looks good not gonna lie.

>> No.9784803

oh god not cooking with jack

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>> No.9784805

I'd rather eat toosie rolls over candy corn, and yes I've had both. Tootsie rolls tasted way better to me.

>> No.9784806

Where's that from? Is there more?

>> No.9784807

Why did you put potatoes on top?
Is this a europoor thing?

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>> No.9784809

i think it's suppose to be like pizza macaronia and cheese. i'd try it desu

>> No.9784810

Looks like quite the Delicia.

>> No.9784811

I drink water. You stupid fuck.

>> No.9784812

I like cheese and all but goddamn I hate when people drench macoroni in cheese. I want it to be pretty even between the two not soupy.

>> No.9784813


-1 for No chocolate milk

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They do this at the border wall

>> No.9784816

That looks pretty good, maybe a bit too much cheese for my tastest though.

>> No.9784817

I wonder if it's actually delicia, the braces man seems to like it

>> No.9784818

Who the fuck actually would think this is good? Except for that one autistic person making it.

>> No.9784819

that's a banana

>> No.9784820


When I tried it it tasted like Life cereal milk.

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>> No.9784822

Makes me proud to be American desu.

>> No.9784823

Its a potato, bananas are long and yellow

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>> No.9784825

Can a mexican please explain your food to me? I don't understand these webms, like literally it all looks disgusting as fuck to me.

>> No.9784826

have you ever eaten a banana?

>> No.9784827

they didnt sell well, because most people dont like eating purple stuff, even though it tasted literally the same as normal ketchup

>> No.9784828

Bullshit chart. I work a dollar store in AL and have never ONCE seen anybody buy airheads. m&ms on the other hand sell like crazy and snickers are our most frequently sold out item in the entire store.

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Self sustaining gamer
Wake up, become your own gamer fuel

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just some cheese slices right now

>> No.9784831

Is this bait? A banana is long and yellow when you buy it but when you remove the peel and slice it up it doesn't look like that at all. The banana itself is white, but the peel is yellow.

Surely you're not that retarded.

>> No.9784832


>peter pan peanut butter

huh, that really made me think

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>> No.9784840

Hello /ck/
got any good ramen recipes for us
love, /v/

>> No.9784841

can any /ck/ek solve this problem?

>> No.9784842

Jokes on you br food is actually delicious

>> No.9784843


Have you ever noticed mexican food is just the same shit over and over again? Beans, cheese, tortilla chips/shells, ground beef, salsa, peppers, onions. They basically just eat variations of tacos and nachos

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>> No.9784846

for me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

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The fuck is that chalk on top?

>> No.9784855

Please don't tell me that's you slicing through that.

>holes in knife
>slicing through plastic
>that bright yellow block of cheddar
You americans are disgusting. At least its "sharp" or mature.

>> No.9784857

>Mods can move threads

Holy shit wat? When did they implement this feature?

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>> No.9784867

Looks like prison food

>> No.9784868

please lurk for at least 2 years before posting

>> No.9784869


Looks like those canned hotdogs

My partner at work would eat those everyday. He would dump the juice on the ground near us and it would leave this horrible stench everytime. I gagged all the time

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We out here

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It was delicious. Thank you for the meal

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>> No.9784878

>Canned hotdogs

They're Vienna sausages you retarded inbred fuck. Also they're tasty as fuck, faggots.

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>> No.9784881

If only I could find these.

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>> No.9784885

Based Hardee's

>> No.9784886


>sharp cheese vs blunt knife

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>> No.9784890

>Autistic manchild tries to make a corndog

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>> No.9784895

>deep fry in a pan
>not hot enough to deep fry

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well how else would you do it idiot you dont want to get burned

>> No.9784913

Emmy is too pure for this world.

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>> No.9784918

That's American cuisine, not Mexican.

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>> No.9784924

This is the only thing he made that I would try, just because it looks good to me.

>> No.9784925

what is that even supposed to be

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>> No.9784928

Watching Jack cook fills me with comedic joy for a few seconds and then murderous rage for the remainder of the video.

>> No.9784929

Underage as shit.

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>> No.9784932

Can't argue with that. Shit's fucking delicious.

>> No.9784937

Here's a cooked whale penis

>> No.9784938

Is that meatloaf surprise? Or whatever it's called. I saw that on a prison food show once. They basically take a bunch of leftover meats and make one giant disgusting loaf that they serve to inmates.

It taste pretty bad if I remember correctly.

>> No.9784943

south texan here its more about the flavor than looks
i sometimes find myself just throwing randoms shit in a pot cooking and eating it

>> No.9784945

The thing is can't this thing be actually dead but it just moves? Like it's not struggling for life because it's mentally dead but it's just like the work of electricity in the corpse?

>> No.9784947

What did he pour into his eye? And why did he do it?

>> No.9784955

>he doesn't cook his eggs in motor oil

>> No.9784958
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fried eggs
you save the oil from frying other things (bacon, french fries, etc) over the years and reuse it for flavor when you fry other things. picks up more flavor along the way.

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because he already had pinkeye and thought "fuck it"

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>> No.9784973

This is the rare case when Jack's would be better because the eggs aren't overdone like the commercial.

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is this real or an inside joke?
americans can't really be eating that, right?

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>> No.9784981

>keep it straight, you fat fuck

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>> No.9784984

Is he grating chocolate on that?

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>> No.9784991

Guess shes trying to do "Chilaquiles" wich are nothing like this. Its just the tortilla chips, chicken, with red sauce and a bit of cream. Adding cheese to every fucking thing is a Chicano Food thing, wich has nothing to do with mexican food.

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Why... why is the phone in the meat containers? Why are those even near the grill? Did he just pull the meat straight from them and slap them on the grill?

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>> No.9785010

Okay that actually looks delicious.

>> No.9785011

just watched the jack $50 thanksgiving video

how has he not died from all the fucking butter he uses

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balanced diet

>> No.9785023

>how has he not died from all the fucking butter he uses
In a couple videos he talked about how his blood work is pretty bad and that he's had a stroke.

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>blind baking without weighing down or puncturing the crust

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>> No.9785032

Is he literally insane?

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>> No.9785044

I believe the answer to this is yes
He is fucked in the head

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>> No.9785056

>"gaming" after the age of 18
So easy to spot the numale millennials.

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>> No.9785072

anyone got the dead fly webm?

>> No.9785073

Will he upload the video where he inevitably chops off a finger?

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>> No.9785095

who is this guy and why cant he cook?

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>> No.9785106

yes >>9785052

>> No.9785115

>tasty as fuck
more like trashy as fuck you mong. Theyre literally soaked in canned urine

>> No.9785133

You americans are really the most disgusting person of the world. Right behind Indiands though

>> No.9785144

>Didn't even clean the grill
>Just fucking threw the hotdogs onto a dirty grill

For what purpose?

>> No.9785146

That's disaster preparation food, like to have after a storm and you need food and water supplies for a few days or weeks. It says "cavefood.com", "families prepare", "storage". It's not an every day food people eat. Plus, it's just congealed fat from the beef. That happens on a number of different foods that have fat in them that solidifies at room temperature.

>> No.9785173

this amerimongrel slob is so filthy

>> No.9785193
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>56% face

>> No.9785196

>When you fuck up so badly you accidentally make a non-Newtonian fluid

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>> No.9785242

Gamer fuel= frozen microwave hotpockets + mountain dew. Tell me more about how you'll be a pro e-sports athlete, just like those guys on tv every Friday night, mom!

>> No.9785265

>I'm totally going to be a hulky star like those guys on tv, mom! I really can make a shit of my life, if you just give me more microwaved foods, and cable television, and WH40k minuatures to paint!

>> No.9785269

Neurons are still firing through the nervous system. That's why it's still twitching.

>> No.9785311


>scientifically proven

>> No.9785358

To be fair, that watermelon thing is bullshit

>> No.9785364

Mexicans were thrust into the modern world thanks to america. They went from eating dirt to being obsessed with snack foods, like children

>> No.9785384

This shit probably fuels braindead americans obsessions with wanting illegal immigrants to border jump

>> No.9785403

Isn''t Daddy Donald handing out handjobs today?

>> No.9785420


>> No.9785422
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Where is all of that fluid coming from?

>> No.9785478
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>flipping Salmon
>no skin on the other side

jesus fucking christ

>> No.9785481

>gyroscoping gyro

>> No.9785544

He probably put peppers on it and barely cooked them so they're still full of water

>> No.9785545

that fish just isn't dead straight up

>> No.9785546

would eat

>> No.9785552

Cayenne pepper and water. He thought it would cure his pink eye. He gets pink eye a lot.

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>> No.9785572

This is objectifying women

>> No.9785586

You could be bisexual or just enjoy the act of kissing

>> No.9785606

People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to post

>> No.9785636
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Did you guys forget about these?

>> No.9785640

whoever thought mixing peanut butter and mayo was not retarded and disgusting?
56er mongrels were a mistake

>> No.9785645

But what I was getting at is that it's dead though, right?

>> No.9785655

>Hebrew national
Oy vey

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>> No.9785668

>cant tell between bait and obvious sarcasm

>> No.9785674

non newtonian

>> No.9785683
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Back when I was a 400lber and really into vidya (I had to quit for my health) I used to LOVE this 'game fuel' bullshit and had several of my own recipes, all named after games I enjoyed.

>Grilled Cheese Halo
Basically took a bagel, cut in half, buttered heavily and filled with slices of cheese then made a grilled cheese. HOWEVER to represent Halo I covered it in little blue gummy candy (to represent sticky grenades) and ate with a knife and fork, coated in cake frosting to look like energy swords

>The Orange Snack Box
Basically filled a cardboard box with cheetos, grated orange cheese, sweetened apricots, and reeses peanut butter cups (packaging was orange), washed down with store brand orange soda

>Metal Beer Solid 2 Yums of Liberty
Snack cakes fried in a sugar and beer glaze

>Grand Theft Eato
This was just a store bought cheesecake with 'GTA' spelled out on top in M&Ms, nothing creative just an excuse to eat an entire cheesecake every day

A big stack of bread (like 10 or 11 slices) each coated with things that look like zombie skin (ie fried chicken skin, marmalade with chocolate chips mixed in etc)

Haven't played videogames sincee 2013

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>> No.9785715

How much do you weigh now?

>> No.9785723

The pan did match up to the commercial though. Eggs slid right out

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>> No.9785988

kys baiting cuck

>> No.9786024


>Metal Beer Solid 2 Yums of Liberty


>> No.9786036

Some games are mentally exhausting to play, especially fast paced war games. Maybe you should play something other than braindead cowadoody or Skyrim.

>> No.9786041

Chili cheesesteak dog?

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>> No.9786049

Eating monkey brains will literally make you go insane and die

>> No.9786071

Hotel worker here. Our hotel's restaurant keeps winning awards for it's food, and their secret is just fry everything in half a pound of butter.

>> No.9786073

prion diseases take years to develop, sometimes entire decades if you are genetically resistant

>> No.9786076


Damn you Archimedes

>> No.9786080

I'd try it. Sounds kind of good actually

>> No.9786121

That is nasty af American food. Store bought salsa and corn chips with heaps of bagged cheese? Disgusting. Only legit thing in that recipe is the enchilada sauce (think that's El Pato).


>> No.9786241

Just look for the S&M's

>> No.9786279

oh shit minnesota comin in hot with the BEST TASTE aw yeah and my little nigga hawaii too high five you dog eating fucks

>> No.9786286

No it didn't it tasted like dogshit.
I had it and it was fucking awful.

>> No.9786304

That will definitely clog you up for a few days.

>> No.9786316

it and the green variety were literally just ketchup with different food coloring in them instead of the red dye you absolute fool. there was no difference. you were probably just six and thought it tasted worse because of the color.

>> No.9786369

Spotted one.

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>> No.9786417

Who would have fucking thought

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>> No.9786499
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>made with caffeinated cheese

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My average dinner 10 years ago when I was a WoWfag. Always covered with a thick layer of sour cream and washed down with a few cans of Mtn Dew Voltage or Welch's grape soda.

>> No.9786559

Keep in mind that in one month people born in the year 2000 will be 18 years old.

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>> No.9786608

I tested this shit in elementary school for a science fair. Tested about 50 people. Once blindfolded, no one knew the difference and only bitched when they saw it before they ate it. You're full of shit.

>> No.9786611

what the fuck is happening

>> No.9786624

Twat is this

>> No.9786630

1.0 tasted like pancake batter

>> No.9786657

Why does he look so angry?

>> No.9786661

he thinks it's the pan's fault that he can't cook omlettes

>> No.9786667

Then turn the heat up.
Holy shit it's not even the pan's fault and he's getting pissy at it

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>> No.9786676

It tastes like cereal milk, basically.

>> No.9786697

Jack reminds me so much of my bf, I don't know how they mess things up so consistently

>> No.9786711

wtf i love mexico now

>> No.9786762

Did no one see nerdy show Doritos crunch mix and gamer fuel tropical smash cereal Style get it

>> No.9786770

wanna try that again?

>> No.9786785

Might as well I mean did anybody catch the nerdy Show Network nerdy Show podcast episode named toxic nut soup where in the hosts are brave enough to try putting Doritos Cool Ranch crunch mix in a bowl and pouring Mountain Dew game Fuel tropical smash over it and then eating it cereal Style. the episode was hilarious and it sounds hideous

>> No.9786816

oh god

>> No.9786827

Those make your poop blue.

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>that split second where he stops chewing because he realized he fucked up

>> No.9786848

>hold up for my niggas that be thinkin we soft

>> No.9786870

Homemade candy corn is god-tier

>> No.9786882

>best buy date
>best buy

>> No.9786913

the. sticker. is. not. offfff.

>> No.9786919


Just play this while watching that webm

>> No.9786981

Is that incase?

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Real mexican food isn't much better though.

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How about our take on yorkshire pudding?

>> No.9787105

That was only the first part, he still has to finish cooking it in the oven :^)

>> No.9787195

Was that amount of butter really needed

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956 or 361?

>> No.9787547

The fucking cow is still alive. STOP.

>> No.9787772

why not just stock up with MRE's?

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>> No.9788073

god has left us

>> No.9788075

That's every country though. Every country has garbage teir street food. Including the U.S.
>that'll be 8.50 for your avocado filled donut plus tip

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>> No.9788784

What are you talking about, bay area california and nyc food is not even american.
You can consider US states as different countries, do you forget how large america is?
It takes me 2 hours to drive 3 counties over and that is on the east coast where counties are smaller.
America is damn near as big as all of Europe and thats just one country,

Fuck im mad about nothing, and hate avocados. They are for guacamole and thats all.

>> No.9788785

eat regular food you fuck. fuck.

>> No.9788794

that is fucked up

>> No.9789079

are you trying to convey it's because he is retarded?

>> No.9789084

now that is the funniest fucking gif I have seen on ck

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Does it need to be said?