/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9783784]

>"well I tell ya ahm a reeeel uhmerican and I love meat hyuk hyuk"

>Proceeds to slather every single piece of meat in litres of sugary sauce and cook it till it looks like coal

What was meant by this?

[Anonymous No.9783792]

>>9783784
Americans like meat to the extent that "meat" resembles whatever cheap garbage meat they can afford, in massive quantities, the cheaper the better.

Key hint: the highest praise an American can give a meal is: "wow I'm really full, I won't need to eat for a week!"

If you actually know anything about meat and have say, standards, they get buttflustered and call you an elitist nu-male hipster vegan foreigner communist

[Anonymous No.9783793]

Only flyover subhumans live and think like that. Real Americans live on the coast like our ancestors.

[Anonymous No.9783796]

>>9783784

سوف اقول لكم في لغتك الأم، كنت الأوروبي الرائع. هؤلاء الناس غبياء

[Anonymous No.9783799]

>>9783784
>implying I like meat
hehehe joke's on you meat makes me constipated as fuck
checkmate

[Anonymous No.9783800]

>>9783784
Where are you from?

[Anonymous No.9783811]

Americans love steak more than barbecue.

[Anonymous No.9783847]

>>9783784
What's with American's obsession with sugar? Nearly everything has copious amounts of it. And a lot of it isn't even typical sugar, it's corn syrup which is even more unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.9783863]

>>9783792
t. elitist nu-male hipster vegan foreigner communist

[Anonymous No.9783864]

>>9783847
Welcome to the dystopian future, you elitist fuckface.

[Anonymous No.9783866]

>>9783847
Its just what they want my hipothasis is ameripussies never growed up and need sugar (corn sirop) too satasfy there childness retardness

[Anonymous No.9783872]

>>9783847
In short, corn subsidies.

>>9783784
Are you talking shit on pic related?

[Anonymous No.9783874]

>>9783866
>hipothasis
>satasfy
>corn sirop
>childness retardness
Oh the irony.

[Anonymous No.9783883]

>>9783874
>>9783866
Sorry, I forgot,
>there
>too

[Anonymous No.9783885]

>>9783792
you sound exactly like an elitist nu-male hipster vegan foreigner communist

[Anonymous No.9783886]

>>9783874
Sorry ameripussy your gay faglish is my 20th languadge sorry your to gay and stupid too even learn you'res

[Anonymous No.9783895]

>>9783886
>Hey american i hate you and you're dumb that's why i hang out on an American site with primarily american posters
I thought tsunderes were just an anime meme

[Anonymous No.9783899]

>>9783847
>HFCS is worse than Sugar meme

Stop repeating the lies you hear in the media, eurotrash.

[Anonymous No.9783903]

>mfw a yuropoor was obsessed near me

[Anonymous No.9783904]

>>9783847
>it's corn syrup which is even more unhealthy
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.9783913]

>>9783899
Scientist studying hfcs hear its litraly poisenous your ameripusies are litrally killing youreselfs becose your gay and stupid

[Anonymous No.9783916]

>>9783899
>>9783904
>more calories, more carbs, increased chance of many illnesses
>not more unhealthy

Good goyim, believe what the government tells you.

[Anonymous No.9783921]

>>9783903
This. Euros are so obsessed with america not only do they base their economies and culture around them, but their day to day lives too.
Sad.

[Anonymous No.9783931]

>>9783921
>europe is a country, the only one that exists other than america
Clappyfat ejumukayshun

[Anonymous No.9783938]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9783944]

>>9783872

It's true about the corn, lots of projects are made with corn in some way because of the monetary incentive.

[Anonymous No.9783946]

I would like to visit your countries sometime and learn or their cultures.

[Anonymous No.9783948]

>>9783931
Literally obsessed. Every country in europe is obsessed with america and american culture. Hence the broad sense of referring to europe as europe.
>population of new york city- 20mil
>population of belgium estonia and hungary- 20mil
Wow color me unconcerned with your entire country.
>uk, 65mil
>california and ny alone- 70mil
Again, you're worth one or two states. Not sure what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.9783951]

>>9783948

I hear that if you travel overseas they play American top 40 songs.

[Anonymous No.9783976]

1. Not all barbeque sauces are sweet
2. Not all barbeque is has sauce on it or is served with sauce
3. Not all meat is barbeque
4. You've had and/or seen shit barbeque if it looks burnt

Euro-obsession is genuinely weird and creeps me out sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9783977]

>>9783948
lel

love it when these arguments start and you meth heads suddenly need nyc and california after shitting on us and calling for our annihilation in all the other threads

[Anonymous No.9783985]

>>9783977
But you're the ones always talking shit about us. In fact, you're doing it right now

[Anonymous No.9783990]

>Europe fails to understand barbecue once again

Is this why you reach for the worst, most stereotypical depiction of it?

[Anonymous No.9784009]

>>9783847
Pure untreated corn syrup isn’t unhealthy, it’s pure glucose which is the carb your body needs to produce energy or if there’s too much energy it gets turned to fat. HFCS and sucrose with 50% and 55% of their calories comimg from fructose is what causes inflammation, diabetes and liver problems.

[Anonymous No.9784010]

>>9783990
What is there to "understand"? It's smoked meat, something every other culture has been doing since the 'invention' of fire. The only difference is your people slather it in sauce and eat far too much of it, then complain when you're overweight and diabetic by the age of 40.