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Ok fellow cu/ck/s, you're on death row. What's your last meal?

For me it's:

>20 cajun ranch smoked chicken wings with ranch dressing to dip
>Half pound crinkle cut fries
>22 oz. Porterhouse steak dressed with herbed butter cooked medium
>Garlic mashed potatoes with beef gravy
>Bacon Cheeseburger
>1 Popeyes fried chicken breast
>Pan fried brussle sprouts with bacon
>Chicken Ceasar side salad
>1 pint mint chocolate chip ice cream
>1 liter Inca Cola with ice
>1 liter distilled water with ice
>1 American Spirit Mild cigarette

>> No.9782341

one Japanese preteen girl

>> No.9782355
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>>9782341
Easy there, Sagawa-san.

>> No.9782359

>>9782339
>put on death row
>implying you'd actually get executed within your lifetime
Oh well, assuming I get that far I guess I'd have
>my mother's homemade chicken strips
>my mother's homemade mashed potatoes and chicken gravy
>my mother's homemade fried chicken livers
>my mother's homemade peach dump cake
>a scoop of breyers vanilla
>>9782341
Hmm I wonder why you're on death row inmate

>> No.9782360
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>>9782359
>breyers

Originally shit taste

>> No.9782362

>>9782341
They stopped letting people have those after some guy ordered like ten of them and then didn't bother raping or eating a single one.

>> No.9782364

>>9782362
what a waste

>> No.9782365

>>9782360
I don't want to eat some gormet meal for my last, I'd want something nostalgic and comfy
Breyers was the ice cream my dad would by to sate his sweet tooth and I'd eat a scoop with him every saturday night when we watched movies together

>> No.9782366

I'm not a super fancy guy with a taste for lobster and caviar so i guess just steak and potatoes with a green salad like my Dad cooks for me sometimes

>> No.9782373
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>>9782365
Now I feel bad

>> No.9782384

That sinful bird thing the French eat under a towel to hide from god

>> No.9782386
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Medium Abby's pizza, half pepperoni - half pepperoni
Dragon River (bellingham) General Tso and pork fried rice
Tom Kha Gai from somewhere good with jasmine rice
McDonald's large fries -meh, make it 2 of those
Coke in a can, six-pack
Charcuterie and cheese: salami gentile, hot coppa, serrano ham, Beemster gouda XO, Fromager d'Affinois, olive salad (I'm going to need to make that), toasted crusty bread, random accoutrements.
7-11 nachos and a graveyard slurpee, unless they have banana.

>> No.9782391

>>9782386
>half pepperoni - half pepperoni
Fuck me...
Half linguica.

>> No.9782393

>>9782386
Unironically good spread desu

>> No.9782394

>>9782391
No do-overs, you get half pepperoni - half pepperoni

>> No.9782395
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One lethal injection antidote

>> No.9782396

>>9782394
he deserves his punishment

>> No.9782402

>>9782339
Oh shit, I forgot. Also hook a nigga up with 8 crab rangoons

>> No.9782408

>>9782395
They inject potassium into your heart, you would die anyway

>> No.9782410

Half a glass of water and a bottle of laxatives.

>> No.9782412

A spaghetti bolognaise cooked by my mom

>> No.9782415
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>>9782395
>>9782408
Both you faggots are getting the chair

>> No.9782423

Key lime pie served from Sofia Vergara's vagina

>> No.9782428

>>9782415
My last meal is bullet buddy

>> No.9782430

>>9782423
Same, but make it French silk and Ana De Armas' vagina

>> No.9782436
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>>9782423
>>9782430
So the same but change everything about it?

>> No.9782443

>>9782436
It's still pie served from a vagina

The basic premise is still there

>> No.9782444
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>weed
>milk tea with syrup
>a whole tub of B&JS salted caramel core
>doritos ranch
>salmon and mackerel sushi
>strawberry belgian chocolate fondue
>over ripe banana
>vegetable stirfry

>> No.9782445

fettucine alfredo and apple cider.

>> No.9782455
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>>9782443
Pie ex pie
>>9782444
Nice get

>> No.9782460

>>9782341
/thread

>> No.9782462
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Some gastronomy food

>> No.9782469

5 grams of dried psilocybian mushrooms blended into a strawberry banana smoothie

>> No.9782470

>>9782339
An entire head of raw cauliflower and a two litre of cherry coke zero.

>> No.9782491
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>>9782469
"Sir that's an illegal subastance, under law we cannot and will not use that ingredient. But I can add some soymilk to give it a nice tastefeeling".

>> No.9782535

A single can of Coke, properly chilled, served in a wide-brimmed glass.

>> No.9782536

Enough corn kernels to fill my stomach completely and a request to use the electric chair for my execution.

>> No.9782559

>>9782402
I made some duck rangoons with a blackberry sweet and sour sauce for the /ck/ challenge this year. Was pretty dank.
You may add some crab rangoons to your OP.

>> No.9782575

a single grain of rice tied to a greased up field mouse set loose in the yard

>> No.9782587
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dis

>> No.9782589

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.9782610

Probably something that will give me the shits like an Indian or KFC. Make as much mess as possible

>> No.9782634

Pallet of chocolate covered pretzels
Drum of grape jam
Desk of Cheez-its
Hammock of cake

>> No.9782657

>>9782634
Nice

>> No.9782664

None, but probably some snow and hopefully the law will humor it by then.

>> No.9783496

Mom's crawfish etoufee served over Zatarins par boiled rice

4 fried catfish strips, Zatarins fish fry only

8 jumbo fried shrimp, Zatarins fish fry

Cold potato salad made with only 80% mashed potatoes, mayo, dash of mustard and seasonings

Slice of NY cheesecake with a chocolate lava cake on the side

>> No.9783590

A bucket of borscht, two dozen pickled eggs and several cans of beans with hot sauce. I will make sure that everybody in the room suffers more than me

>> No.9783599

>>9782339
A burgerbox fish basket
Zeke's cod combo w fried mushroom and eggplant with hushpuppies
dr pepper
Peach cobbler with a scoop of bluebell vanilla ice cream

Mmmm comfort food

>> No.9783618

>a personalll pepperoni pizza.
>half a bucket of fried chicken
>curly fries
>a medium Reese's blizzard for dessert
>diet coke

>> No.9783619
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the world's rarest truffle

>> No.9783629

>>9782339
there is this one obscure restaurant in the northshore illinois/chicago region called Barnaby's... a baked mostaccioli from them would definitely be my last meal

>> No.9783641

>>9782339
Ten buffalo wings
Ten lemon pepper wings
A skewer of garlic butter shrimp
Bottle or two of good beer

Gin martinis
12 oz. New York cut steak done Chicago outside, medium rare inside, with sauteed mushrooms and onions on the side
Asparagus or French green beans done with lemon, garlic and butter
Twice baked potato
Red wine

Tiramisu
Coffee and port

Scotch

>> No.9783693

brown

>> No.9783743

>>9782339
Most prisons dont even do "last meals" and just give you what the mess hall has that day.

>> No.9783750

A heaping portion of chicken phaal, which I then throw in the guard's face, disabling him, which gives me an opportunity to disarm him and fight my way out of prison.

>> No.9783757

Song related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgQi01SBEZQ

>> No.9783760

>A Mega Mouth Muchacho Burger with a bucket of Honkey sauce
>A grilled As Big As Your Head Texas Mama Jama Slamma with extra Tortilla dip
>An extra large tower of Poor Boy's Po Boy (double duece shrimp of course)
For dessert
>Hot Load A La Mode with a double chubble drizzling of Chocolate Gravy Train

>> No.9783826

>>9783590
You monster.

>> No.9783840

>2 volcano burritos
>1 box of sugar cookies
>newport menthol cigarette
>.45 kimber pro carry with 1 BJHP

>> No.9784405
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>>9782339
>1 bowl beef stew
>1 grilled cheese w/ tomato soup
>1 heath klondike bar for dessert
>orange hi-c from mcd's fountain to drink
>2 kamel red cigs
comfy :)

>> No.9784429
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>>9783760
NOW YOU'RE READY FOR THAT FINAL TRIP TO FLAVORTOWN

>> No.9785145

>1 big fat African cock

>> No.9785159

eggs make me vomit and diarrhea profusley so probably that so they have a nice mess to clean up

>> No.9785401

A big tasty cup of steaming bleach and cyanide icecream.

>> No.9785433

>>9782339
Decently prepared pad thai with shrimp. And a Cock and Bull ginger beer to wash it down.

>> No.9785446

>>9782339
As much fried chicken liver as they allow me.

And a beer.

>> No.9785508

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

>> No.9786295

Fresh warm bread
Room temperature butter
500g of Prosciutto

Banoffee pie

3 cans of diet coke
3 cans of dr pepper

>> No.9786311

>>9782339
A Bible

>> No.9786347

>>9782339

A kilo of unpopped corn kernels and a stick of butter.

>> No.9786363

Ketchup
Catsup

>> No.9786452
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>10 cheese White Castles
>1 14oz. grilled rib eye
>1 beef and cheese burrito
>Boiled Shrimp with clarified butter
>Curly fries with fry sauce
>Rum and coke
>Oreo brownie sundae from DQ
>1 Marlboro NXT cig
>Iskra Lawrence's asshole

I'll die a happy man

>> No.9786909

300 gr steak with cream mushroom sauce
Aligot on sides
Satay beef with peanut sauce
Crispy chinese pork
Roast pork belly with gravy
Desert creme brulee
And caramel pudding
I'd wash that down with lime mojito
And vanilla milkshake

>> No.9786918

>>9782339
rainbow white bread and salted butter and a glass of fairlife choco milk

>> No.9787376
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>>9782423
>>9782430
>tfw I like key lime pie and ana de armas the most
I don't know who to pick

>> No.9787444
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>>9787376
Yuo can have what you wan fren mix n match like mcpick 2

>> No.9787582

A large bag of unpopped popcorn kernels.

>> No.9787637

>>9782339
Too easy, final meal: euthanasia immunity pills. Checkmate detective.

>> No.9787643
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A big bowl of sambar.

>> No.9787774

>>9782339
2 popeyes spicy chicken sadwiches
5 argentinian spinach empanadas
1 bowl of salad with that japanese dressing
Homemade sweet iced tea with lemon
one plate of that one deli's hummus
my mother's tiramisu
my nan's chocolate cake
some cold milk

>> No.9787790

>>9782339
The worlds rarest truffle

>> No.9787810

>>9782339
>reuben
>plate of assorted sushi
>chinese takeout general tso chicken
>broccoli & lo mein
>big ol pilsner
>some pipe tobacco

>> No.9787871
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3 king taco carnitas tacos
chili cheese fries
wonton soup
bacon wrapped asparagus
wagyu ribeye
french dip
can of zevia
shot of liquor and a blunt

>> No.9787892
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>>9787810
>Pipe tobacco
>Tfw no pipe

Good luck chowing down on that fresh drum

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Nothing too wild.

>Smoked Buffalo Wings
>My Mom's homemade mac and cheese
>18 oz. Filet Mignon
>Mashed Potatoes
>Pint of Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby
>Pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes
>Fifth of Jameson
>6 pack of this local beer

>> No.9787956

>>9782339
Pork chops and rice like how my dad used to make them
;_;

>> No.9788023

>>9782339
Chicken wings and fries from Ward's. Austin Cheese crackers. Flavorblasted goldfish. 12 pack of Guinness stout. Some zebra gum. A djarum black.

>> No.9788033

a 28 oz porterhouse well done with ketchup and a shirley temple

>> No.9788080
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>>9782589

>> No.9788084

>>9787923
>>Pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes
>>Fifth of Jameson

You and I would be good friends.

>> No.9789319

>>9782362
To bad you cant execute them twice

>> No.9789346

>>9783590
Gonna try that tomorrow

>> No.9789396

Popeyes large red beans and rice with biscuit
gyro from my favorite place
TGIF potato skins from frozen food section with ranch
Cheesy potato burrito from taco Bell
Six pack diet Coke
Fried catfish plate from my favorite local place

>> No.9789508

blowfish cuz I've always wanted to try that

a bucket of KFC dark meat and a bottle ofVeuve Clicquot

>> No.9789829

>>9783641
Did I get drunk and post this?

>> No.9789871

>>9782339
cyanide
hahahaha fuck you guys you can't kill me if i kill myself first

>> No.9789872

>>9782339
a big juicy cock so I can die choking on it

>> No.9790053

>Veal Scalopini
>Seafood Alfredo
>Salmon, tuna, snapper sushi
>Chicken Pad thai
>Pho Ga
>Beef tenderloin like ma makes with mashed potatoes, gravy, peas,carrots
>The best chicken burrito every made
>Pure guacamole

>> No.9791407
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>>9782339
An order of every curry from that indian place in san antonio, 750 ml of vodka and a pack of djarum menthols.

>> No.9791419

>>9782339
Two quarter Porkies with cheese, one McGrease, no cheese, Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese, and Appley Pie with meat.

>> No.9791449

>>9782359
Nah. You just gotta do something insane to get on death row faster. Also these threads aren't fun unless you mention what you've done to get on death row

>> No.9791512

>>9782359
Simple pleasures, man. I can respect it.

>> No.9791532

>>9782462
I can't even begin to comprehend how unsatisfying that looks.

>> No.9791545

>>9782587
The grilled cheese would be soggy and cold and disgusting at this point. Why not have a bloody mary and a grilled cheese if you really want to.

>> No.9791568

1 small nuclear bomb, armed

>> No.9791650

>>9782339
The hottest fucking vindaloo or phaal that's ever been made.
I want it so hot it kills me.

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>>9791449
I want all the best sushi I can get. And a bowl of curry ramen.

And I'd kidnap and torture folks to get on death row asap.

>> No.9791860

>>9782339
My grandma makes a pasta dish she calls Dago. It's basically a tomato based sauce with bacon on the little macaroni tubes.
I'd have that