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[Anonymous No.9781846]

>no mcchicken

This is grounds for impeachment.

[Anonymous No.9781879]

>>9781846
I bet obambo gets a grilled chicken sandwich with water

[Anonymous No.9781894]

For me, it's the crispy chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9781897]

>>9781846
>fillet o fish
Grounds for assassination more like

[Anonymous No.9781901]

>>9781879
Does he chew the ice?

[Anonymous No.9781915]

>>9781897
>assassination
More like having my vote for 2020

[Anonymous No.9781923]

And Hitler was a meth fuelled sex pest with a piss fetish. I feel bad for anyone who believes this because it's written in a book

[Anonymous No.9781934]

>two big macs

[Anonymous No.9781951]

>malted
>McDonald's
Are they talking about milkshakes or did Trump find a time machine and go back to a 50s soda counter?

[Anonymous No.9781979]

>go to order is FOUR (4) burgers and a milkshake

[chop No.9781987]

>>9781951
>he doesn't know about the secret billionaire's menu

[Anonymous No.9782019]

I found out he only eats plain lays chips, the WH pantry is full of them.

thats when i started hating him.

[chop No.9782071]

>>9782019
Me too. I have no respect for a president who doesn't eat sriracha lime chile jalapeno chips

[Anonymous No.9782082]

>>9781987
>billionaire
He wishes

[Anonymous No.9782087]

>>9782082
He is, objectively

[Anonymous No.9782094]

>>9781846
Malted drinks are pretty based. I didn't know McDonalds offered them?

[Anonymous No.9782106]

>>9781934
lost

[Anonymous No.9782108]

>not commissioning this as an oil painting from a chinese artist in california
it's like you guys don't even now how to get people buttflustered

[Anonymous No.9782113]

>>9782094
They don't. thats how you know this is fake news.

Also there are photos of trump eating mcdonalds and he only had a big mac, fries and a diet coke.

[Anonymous No.9782118]

>>9782108
I'm trying to find someone who can airbrush trump on one of my guitars.

Gibson Les Paul because Trump said to support USA and they were featured in the made in USA day

[Anonymous No.9782131]

>>9782118
>guitar
you are walking a dangerous line pal, I certainly hope you practice classical european style guitar and not leftist rock n roll style

that stuff is the modern art of music. Loudly plinking away and satisfied with anything with a semblance of a melody no matter how basic and derivative it is

[Anonymous No.9782142]

>>9782131
Metal is white peoples music.

[Anonymous No.9782144]

Big Macs are shit

[Anonymous No.9782149]

>>9781846
I'm a liberal but the man knows how to order at mcdicks

[Anonymous No.9782156]

>>9782149
>I’m a liberal
>eats McFatty’s
Try again you facist pig.

[Anonymous No.9782180]

>>9782142
it's the music of white people that have conceded their land, culture, and women to islamists
we make our stand in the Mediterranean, defeat them at the source

[Anonymous No.9782221]

>>9781846
holy shit he's literally me but with that chocolate thing and worth $3.1 billion more.

[Anonymous No.9782358]

Well, now that he passed all those tax cuts for billionaires he finaly can eat. Thanks Donald, we love you!

[Anonymous No.9782375]

>>9782019
Is ruffles our preferred chip?

[Anonymous No.9782427]

>>9781846
>eats a chicken sandwich instead of chicken nuggets
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.9782434]

whats a chocolate malted?

[Anonymous No.9782441]

>>9782434
What fat people call a milkshake to make them feel better

[Anonymous No.9782449]

>>9782434
maltose powder added for a sort of mildly nutty dairy flavor that is more complex than sucrose alone.

[Anonymous No.9782456]

>>9782180
Doddens mektige trone
This is where we make our final stand

[Anonymous No.9782473]

>>9782449
Malt is a dairy "defect" but you wouldn't know that because you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.9782552]

>>9782019
Hes a huge pleb in general. Doesn't drink, eats well done steak, has the interior design sense of a fucking Persian.

[Anonymous No.9782565]

>>9781897

The filet of fish is already working on that

[Anonymous No.9782586]

>>9782180

This gets me mad too, all these black metal bands and fans claim to be hardcore, but they see sweden being overrun by the horde and they're too pussy to say anything

[Anonymous No.9782596]

>>9782552
he doesnt drink because his brother died of alcoholism

he has his steak well done because of food poisoning.

He likes gold interiors because he's nigger rich and likes to show off.

[Anonymous No.9782600]

>tfw unironically get a mcchicken every time I go to mcdonald's now
i bought into the meme but it feels so good
also the milkshakes range from shit to okay
one time i ordered vanilla and it was just a fucking huge amount of soft serve in a cup

[Anonymous No.9782604]

>>9782596
> he has his steak well done because of food poisoning
Wat

[Anonymous No.9782605]

>>9782596
What a puss. He is not master of his domain. Based Vincent Kennedy Macmahon doesn't get sick because HE DOESNT WANT TO.

[Anonymous No.9782607]

>>9782600
Its easy for yanks, mcchicken is on the dollar menu there.

Shit costs like $5 here in Oz.


This is our "loose change" menu chicken burger

https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/chicken-cheese

[Anonymous No.9782614]

>>9782607
>ham and cheese
Holy fuck you guys have it rough. I'm sorry that even fast food companies do not respect your land.

[Anonymous No.9782617]

>>9782607
>they don't even put cheese on dollar hamburger

Would it really kill them?

[Anonymous No.9782620]

>>9781846
>worth billions of dollars
>buy cheap mcshit
I doubt it, I bet the owners of McDonalds are his good pals and this is covert advertisement for them, because he is on their leash

[chop No.9782623]

>>9782607
>McSpider
I went and checked and it's actually real.

[Anonymous No.9782625]

>>9782620
He said he prefers mcdonalds because its the same no matter where you go and its safe to eat.

He sends his pilots or staffers to pick it up and doesnt let the cooks know so he doesnt get spit in his big mac.

[Anonymous No.9782629]

>>9782607
i wish we had BLT mcmuffin

[Anonymous No.9782631]

>>9782629
Everything there looks tastier than what we have.

[Anonymous No.9782637]

>>9782629

which one is the McCyka?

[Anonymous No.9782640]

>>9782625
well that's advertisement, case and point

[Anonymous No.9782644]

>>9782607
there is no dollar menu anymore, now there is the mcpick 2 for $3

[Anonymous No.9782647]

>>9782644
>there is no dollar menu anymore

I bet the jews did this

[Anonymous No.9782649]

>>9782637
there was some shit
(standart burger with rye bread)

[Anonymous No.9782650]

>>9782629
are those fish sticks?

[Anonymous No.9782652]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QNXnNftWk

[Anonymous No.9782654]

>>9782650
yes fish and chips )))))

[Anonymous No.9782655]

>>9782604
Less chance of getting sick cooking food through. Do you not know this or are you just pretending to be stupid?

[Anonymous No.9782656]

>>9781846
That must be fake news. Fillet-o-fish? Nikka please.

[Anonymous No.9782658]

>>9782654
i guess that is just not what i picture when i think fish and chips

[Anonymous No.9782659]

>>9782375
>our.
kys

[Anonymous No.9782665]

>>9782108
>diet coke
It's like he doesn't even know how to SIP
>captcha: domaine for sale

[Anonymous No.9782666]

>>9782659
i believe that may have been a typographical error????

[Anonymous No.9782668]

>>9782649

I read that during a famine a lot of russians died of starvation because they refused to eat the food available to them because there wasn't enough rye/black bread around

[Anonymous No.9782669]

>>9782629
Those dark buns look scary.

[Anonymous No.9782670]

>>9782655
>if you don't cook your steak dry and grey it will give you food poisoning
Is trump a retard.

[Anonymous No.9782675]

>>9782552
>has the interior design sense of a fucking Persian
His wife designed his apartment, retard.

[Anonymous No.9782677]

>>9782666
Who gives a shit.
It is every posters duty to call out board culture retards at every turn.

[Anonymous No.9782678]

>>9782670
Maybe he only eats his cheap nasty Trump brand steaks. I definitely wouldn't risk less than medium well on one of those

[Anonymous No.9782681]

>>9782617
Yes, mcdonalds here are greedy and stingy as fuck. You can't even customise that $1 hamburger to add cheese, it's not available. Instead you have to pay $3 for a "cheeseburger".

Want extra mayo on your $3 chicken and cheese burger? Extra mac sauce on your big mac? That'll be 50c please.

Pretty much everything except onion and pickles costs extra if you want more of it on any burger

[Anonymous No.9782682]

>>9782670
If the cook is black then you have to have them make it well done so you dont get aids in your mouth, duh

[Anonymous No.9782684]

>>9782669
those buns are the only thing good in this shitburger
like
>half beef half pig patty
>jalapeño
wtf
>>9782658
idk there are many variations
>>9782668
and irl there was nothing to eat

[Anonymous No.9782688]

>>9782681
wtf.

At least Hungry Jacks doesnt charge for lettuce or tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.9782695]

>>9782681
>$1 hamburger, $3 cheeseburger
are you fucking with me right now

[Anonymous No.9782696]

>>9782695
another australian here
i wish, maccas sucks the big ass in au

[Anonymous No.9782703]

>>9782696
I wish another fast food chain would come over here to increase competition.

[Anonymous No.9782709]

>>9782688
The only things they charge for are cheese, bacon and eggs, shit like that. Everything else you can have as much as you want. Plus vouchers.

>>9782695
No, I was lying. They're $3.15 at my local. Tried to take a screenshot from the mcdonalds app but they have blocked the ability to do that, probably because they don't want people being able to show how much of a ripoff they are

[Anonymous No.9782719]

What a human fat piece of shit. No one eats that, it must be a joke.