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9781733 No.9781733 [Reply] [Original]

GIFs also tolerated.

>> No.9781852
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>> No.9781856

Are they okay?

>> No.9781861

I actually didn't know that about honey. It's ok though I get mine from some fag that grows bees

>> No.9781874
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It's just snobs, like how most people bitch about maple syrup.

>> No.9781877

It's probably bullshit anyway.

>> No.9781880

shockingly, op's webm is bullshit, and if the bottle says 100% honey (like the vast majority do), then it is required to be 100% honey. There are imitation products, like you find in packets at KFC, but I think that these are actually harder to find in a grocery store; nobody buys them. OP's webm is meant to sensationalize and deceive, not inform.

>> No.9781896

The Pink Slime thing is also sensationalized. Pink slime is literally better for you than the hamburger, lmao.

>> No.9781900

I remember that packet of honey from KFC... Said honey sauce or some shit lol. Same with the butter sauce

>> No.9781903

No, they died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.9781957
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>> No.9781969

these are the type of videos that get passed on social media, specifically facebook and everyone starts believing it.

someday im gonna make one of these "fact" type videos with decent production values but fill it with fake shit and see how much of it people start to believe it.

>> No.9781993

>"cereal fillers" are a bad thing

Nigger please. There are plenty of classic sausages that include cereals of some description.

>> No.9782015

>scary chemicals
>cancer causing ingredients
>nothing about quantities or safe ingestion limits

>> No.9782049

>Greek yogurt creates toxic waste
That's not a polite way to talk about Turks

>> No.9782066
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fast 'n' easy way to peel a egg

>> No.9782084

This is what the jews want for all of us

>> No.9782170

>mentions pink slime
>shows ground beef

What a bunch of fucking troglodytes.

>> No.9782208
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>> No.9782211
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That's not real maple syrup, though.

>> No.9782219

Lel this guy

>> No.9782233
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>> No.9782234

Isn't that girl in the beginning a trap?

>> No.9782248

Okay OP, find a better way to feed the global human population without destroying millions more acres of wild lands....

Or be progressive enough to know that the only solution to the global population and food problems is to dump massive amounts of liquid contraceptive into the water supplies of African, Middle East, and South East Asian countries. I exclude China and India because they already have a policy of global population replacement in place and won't agree to your efforts to "saving the planet".

>> No.9782253

neck urself

>> No.9782258
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>> No.9782269
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>eternal bleeding

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>> No.9782277
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It's the same type of liberal bullshit against the "scary GMOs". GMOs have done more to end world hunger than anything else in the history of the world but suburban soccer moms want them banned because they don't understand how science works.

>> No.9782282

well, safer. Nutritionally, it should be about the same.

>> No.9782290

This shit is worse than jack. Stop spreading lies and clickbait.

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>> No.9782295

Do you realize that by speeding this up you've made it hilarious?

>> No.9782300

haha thanks Jack, that looks so easy!

>> No.9782301

>telephone-pole syrup
This isn't Canada at all

>> No.9782307
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>> No.9782308

>"end world hunger"
>Billions more third-worlders are a good thing

GMOs are an environmental disaster.

>> No.9782310

It has a lower concentration of fat IIRC

>> No.9782312

What is with his incredibly effeminate movements after his brain realizes what happened

>> No.9782315
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Have you considered with ending hunger they might no longer be third world? But this is a conversation for another board so I'll leave it at that, you can have a final word if you must.

>> No.9782322

Ending hunger alone is only a single step on the road to not being a shithole.

>> No.9782334
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>> No.9782340

>Have you considered with ending hunger they might no longer be third world?
Have you considered that ending hunger in the third world before their socities change from r-strategy to K-strategy is putting the cart before the horse because they'd just subsist in their current living conditions while massively increasing their population? Because so far that's been the main result and the anticipated results have been a side effect at best.

>> No.9782351
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looking good, Chef!

>> No.9782390
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Does it count as food just because you're eating it?

>> No.9782557

I am going to need some sauce on this.

>> No.9782561


>> No.9782697

One day maybe he'll start toasting his buns

>> No.9782725
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Not "Disco Inferno"?

>> No.9782735

I did that once to my cats and I felt so bad I couldn't do it again

>> No.9782737

Hah, idiot cats

>> No.9782746

Consider it payback for all the times they sat at the door pretending they wanted to go out when they just wanted your warm place in the sofa.

>> No.9782760

for waking me up

>> No.9782763
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>two scoops

>> No.9782771

That looks surprisingly comfy

>> No.9782778

Metal AF.

>> No.9782790

It's the classiest fetish.


>> No.9782825

Why is that fat-faced young man pressing his face against donuts?

>> No.9782869

My dog would knew the plate is empty before i'd even put it on the ground

>> No.9783632

>cutting right before the part where the redditor eats his nug and realizes he just wasted 10bux
0/10, do better next time

>> No.9783644
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>> No.9783651
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>> No.9783677

>Bread isn't even toasted

>> No.9783694

Does he have Pica?

>> No.9783696

I still don't understand why the milk turns yellow.

>> No.9783699

Because of the food coloring in the vanilla pudding mix.

>> No.9783730

what does this guy have against using a sharp knife?

>> No.9783751

i don't get it

>> No.9783753

you retards always confused plant hybridization with GMO; GMO is where they modify the plant so they can spray the fuck out of it with RoundUp, there is also a variety, such as cotton where it has the insecticide built in, yet, when this variety was used in india it didn't work and entire seasons totally lost caused poor farmers with no crops to sell to commit suicide. Know why this happened? the cotton plants were not immune to diseases that the native cotton plants had evolved resistance to; of course monsanto who pushed the new cotton on them did nothing to remedy the situation.

seriously, fuck you for shilling for GMOs I hope monsanto is paying you well.

>t. RIGHT WING anti-gmo

>> No.9783765

I like it how when your Roundup sales are at risk, suddenly wars and tribal conflicts aren't real and every problem in the world could be solved if only these pesky luddites would accept the healing power of blanket glyphosate spraying

>> No.9783767

Yes, because a boom in population usually doesn't result in cultural differences war and genocide... you fucking idiot...

>> No.9783781

>Chickens are fed arsenic
I don't buy this for a second.

>> No.9783795
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>new technology didn't work well one time so we should stop pursuing it altogether

>> No.9783816
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>Making a stew with canned vegetables

>> No.9783821

Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a constant time loop on the Event Horizon or something. I could almost swear that I saw this exact same chain of replies at least once or twice before.

>> No.9783841

>Hawaiian pizza
fucking gross

>> No.9783853

Every post is a repost of a repost.

>> No.9783856

There's a /ck/ poster who does this sporadically and has been doing it for literally a decade

At times he's reposted entire threads, 100+ posts in order, but I haven't seen that happen since they added the "unique poster" counts and made some improvements to the bumping logic

That "air force" thread that's been posted a couple of times lately is almost certainly his work

>> No.9783878

My mother died of that once.

>> No.9783905
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Wanna bet that most of that is absolute bullshit?

>> No.9783933

Yeah THAT'S the issue with it.

>> No.9783945

>fooled by a cat
You deserved it.

>> No.9783961

If you'd do this to a pitbull he'd maul your newborn son to death

>> No.9783972

dogs truly are the niggers of the animal world.

>> No.9784012


fuck you are autistic

>> No.9784015

They can't even name the substance.
Thats a big red flag, regarding the statement0
Yoghurt whey isn't even toxic, since it can be mixed in with fertilizer or animal food.
The main problem is that you can't just dump it into a river, since megafactories produce enough of it, to make it dilute the actual water quality.
The same is true for any liquid that isn't fresh water, including dumping salt water into fresh water.
If they really cared, they would import some mix of wheat and soy, and mix it in, to create some kind of fermented animal food.
Mostly right.
FDA isn't doing its job, and won't do so, so long its not a major health concern.
If the FDA really wanted to follow its guidelines, they would most likely block import of it, that doesn't meet the standards.

>> No.9784017

Toxoplasmosis fags detected.

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>> No.9784049

I too wanna squish her donuts

>> No.9784067

Nope, he just does eating challenges for youtube revenue. He's also an incredibly nice guy, and went down to south america to do that tribal ritual where you stick your hand in a glove full of bullet ants. Dude put his hands in Satan's asshole and didn't say a word.


>> No.9784108

>le pitbulls are inherently aggressive meme

>> No.9784119

>implying they're not
okay dude

>> No.9784134

Not more than any other dog of the same size. The difference is, they usually fuck shit up more than other dogs when they do attack.

>> No.9784139
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>> No.9784147
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>> No.9784152
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>> No.9784177

Why does that steak look like chicken?

>> No.9784200

you've never been to a brazilian steakhouse, have you anon.

>> No.9784204

I have no intention of going to Brazil?

>> No.9784214


s t o p t h a t

>> No.9784221

There are Brazilian steakhouses in the US too, and I reckon they might even better than the ones in Brazil.


>> No.9784225
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>> No.9784234

is this the female version of jack?

>> No.9784242

Ok, i need a source for this

>> No.9784246

I think she might be worse than jack, but here, judge it for yourself:

>> No.9784287

Camera work is unparalleled

>> No.9784328
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No, but this one is.

>> No.9784332
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>> No.9784334

jeezus. i watched the meatball vid. that was painful. she tossed half of the fucken meat because it fell onto the countertop.

>> No.9784341

ok. i realize there is an open carton of eggs in the frame, but i'm gonna ask anyway...was she frying eggs?

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>> No.9784355
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>that file name

>> No.9784386
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>> No.9784403

Was this made by PETA or what?

>> No.9784410

sauce plox

>> No.9784414

As dangerous as any other dog bred to be able to consistently become aggressive in situations where natural behaviour would not provoke aggression.

Dogs bred to attack large animals alone and to fight other dogs without trying to submit or accepting submission are all slightly insane. Normal pack behaviour was compromised to make these dogs more suitable for their task.

It takes a special kind of moron to take a fighting breed as a companion animal.

>> No.9784420

Water thread was the most blatant bot one. I take it they were farming location information from idiots. Pretty much the entirety of /vg/ is similar.

>> No.9784489

Not saying those gloves aren't cut proof, but that knife is dull as shit. He didn't slice through those carrots, he just broke off those pieces.

>> No.9784499

My teeth wanted to escape just from watching this.

>> No.9784506

>So, did we creep you out?


>> No.9784515

The ride never ends.

>> No.9784522

There's no way this is real.

>> No.9784523

A really sharp knife will go through those cut gloves like butter, they are only specced for holding back blades with minimal pressure.

The only thing which really works is fine chain.

>> No.9784533

I like how these are supposed to be surprising. This won't change any of my dietary habits because memes shouldn't actually affect my life

>> No.9784536
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You'd think it'd be impossible to fuck up frying an egg, but retards always find a way.

>> No.9784537
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>they're all browned up

>> No.9784543

I like how his buddies are just trying to get tribal pussy before he's about to experience the worst pain in his life

>> No.9784548

Why does this bitch carry the container while she scoops?

>> No.9784552


Well, she is doing porn which is a good indicator of her intelligence (read: non).

>> No.9784554


>> No.9784590

That egg was like... fuck this shit.

>> No.9784591


>> No.9784599

Even chicken ova have heard about Jack.

>> No.9784605

what a fucking moron

>> No.9784606
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>> No.9784622
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>> No.9784623

I can't figure out what the purpose of hitting it was

>> No.9784625

damn, I miss si much cookin' with hoarders

>> No.9784629

He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's basically falling on the carrot in order to "cut" it

>> No.9784631

To those wondering, that's Ava Dalush.

>> No.9784634

As long as it's real maple syrup I'm ok with this. Not my thing but not gonna hate. If its that corn syrup shit then fuck that guy.

>> No.9784647
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>> No.9784654
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>> No.9784656

Really? You reeeeeeally can't?

>> No.9784658

Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kinda pussying out by using plain ones.

>> No.9784663
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>> No.9784696
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>> No.9784703

what the fuck

>> No.9784708

does anyone have the reverse version of this?

>> No.9784715

It really bothers me that he's touching money and then touching other people's food with the same hand

>> No.9784836
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>> No.9784847
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>> No.9784850

Will I get an American passport if I weigh +400 pounds and eat this everyday?

>> No.9784862

this webm is so sexy and i am not even gay.

>> No.9784875
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>> No.9784876

>that last one desperately trying to get away


>> No.9784896

>>that last one desperately trying to get away
What are those? Worms? Baby snakes? Eel?

>> No.9784905
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>> No.9784921
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>> No.9784933
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>> No.9784957
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>> No.9784962

most of this is asthetic objection and nothing to do with actual good or bad, alot of its the retarded "omg, chemical bad!"

>> No.9784989

It's the usual simplistic reductionist bollocks that the Facebook generation prefer to actually understanding things.

>> No.9784990
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>> No.9785050

no wonder burgers are fat, you put fucking syrup on everything!

>> No.9785080

My thoughts exactly.

>> No.9785096

you know, I'll just take a couple ice cubes in there...no, you're right, I'll wait 15 minutes for my drink

>> No.9785487


>> No.9785505

What is the black slime?

>> No.9785555

>Breach nap

>> No.9785562

That OP webbum only relates to Amerishit food, which thankfully I am not subjected to.

>> No.9785605

I laughed really fucking hard at this. Kill me now.

>> No.9785622

the great depression really fucked up a lot of tastebuds

>> No.9785639

as thankfully we are not subjected to you

>> No.9785681

Can he do anything right?

>> No.9785689

Look like small fish, maybe sardines?

>> No.9785690

He really can't. I don't think I've ever seen him do a single thing without fucking it up, except maybe for Aunt Myrna's party salad, which is fucked up from the beginning.

>> No.9785691

sure, but then why would anyone be talking about him now?

>> No.9785711


>> No.9785726


>making greek yogurt generates toxic waste

I'm sorry, what? Do they gestate the bacteria cultures in a reactor silo?

>> No.9785730

metal aas fuck.
What is this Chinese?

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>> No.9785749

what anime is this?

>> No.9785810

You are a WATER guy though, right?

>> No.9785833
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Hang on I've just got a bit of garnish to add.

>> No.9785854
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>straw before the flame

>> No.9785873
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>that fucking blowtorch at the end

>> No.9785875


What, you don't like the taste and smell of melted plastic?

>> No.9785884


>> No.9785897

>would knew
Dog owners, everybody.

>> No.9785909

Jesus christ Jiro it's just fish.

>> No.9785918


was that tuna he added?

>> No.9785938

technically prawns are crustaceans

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>> No.9786086

if any of these non-issues keep you from eating these things you're a retard and a pussy and you aren't seeing the bigger picture
>did you know APPLES grow on TREES and BUGS walk on them while they're growing?!?1/1?!/!?//
fuck these idiots

>> No.9786179

Looks like he was trying to caramelize some onions and dumped a whole bottle of balsamic in there.

>> No.9786203

the guy is good at using technique, but his application of layers and colors in creating something that looks beautiful is fucking terrible.

So many people genuinely lack any ability to be artistic and think anything slightly above average is amazing

>> No.9786226
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>not putting the pan on the grill

>> No.9786236
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all that work and everything still looks completely unappetizing

>> No.9786259


>> No.9786291

string them both up

>> No.9786301
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>> No.9786310

>putting sauce on ice cream
Spotted the amerifat.

>> No.9786441
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>>Breach nap
Kid had it coming then

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>> No.9786587

That's one runny egg.

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>> No.9786747

Those people deserve to eat a hookers diseased asshole.

>> No.9787019

your first mistake was looking for logic in the video of a woman smooshing donuts with her face

>> No.9787063

>camera turns away at the crucial moment
fucking delet this

>> No.9787079

That ancient folding technique is not for your filthy gaijin eyes.

>> No.9787084


>making greek yogurt produces millions of tons of toxic waste


>> No.9787102

I don't get it, what are all those retards doing?

>> No.9787142

I know, who the fuck eats meatballs with french fries

>> No.9787145
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One guy is selling nuggets dipped in the McDonalds Szechuan sauce for ten American dollars each. Because the sauce was mentioned on Rick and Morty.

>> No.9787179

Boku no pico

>> No.9787187
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Capitalism has made it this way

>> No.9787273

why not just use a fucking ice mold?

>> No.9787289

numales were a mistake

>> No.9787295

Those are leeches

>> No.9787302

it produces acidic water.
It's not toxic, and can be neutralized by adding soda ash to it.

This video is full of bullshit.
I'm tired of debunking it.

>> No.9787357

>It's not toxic, and can be neutralized by adding soda ash to it.
It's good for making bread, that's what I use it for and it gives the bread a good texture and flavor

>> No.9787396


>> No.9787473
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What the fuck is his problem???

>> No.9787511
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That's is sexy

>> No.9787512

You can tell it's capitalism because there's people eating food.

>> No.9787530
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>That's is
Fucking autocorrect embarrassing me again

>> No.9787573

yes consumer, the only way to food exists is by us selling it to you. I hope you enjoy good consumer richard television show as we will be selling you "silly sauce" from the show in 3 weeks. non-purchasers will be fined.

>> No.9787581

I first recorded video of frogs doing slapstick comedy.

>> No.9787588

That's incredibly impressive.

>> No.9787589

>this is what commies actually believe

>> No.9787619

>only communism and predatory capitalism exist

>> No.9787638

>predatory capitalism
You're fooling no one, commie.

>> No.9788047

fucking magic

>> No.9788076

No no- they're the soft kind

>> No.9788110

Holy fuck what a God.

>> No.9788254


>> No.9788261

Ok what the fuck
Who the fuck needs that much of onions

>> No.9788264

Can someone explain this magic shit

>> No.9788280

jack always has really awkward and slack movement, and we believe it's because he had a stroke. this would explain his slackjaw and generally vapid expression too that just adds to the perfect image of stupidity.

>> No.9788287

why do they add marshmallows to everything? wouldn't that be the worst possible texture and flavor in a "fruit" salad that's already too soft and sweet?

>> No.9788290

>Destiny Gameplay

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>> No.9788304

Lol fucking japanese

>> No.9788342

I think they forgot the avocados.

>> No.9788365
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>> No.9788373

!!! WARNING !!!
!!! WARNING !!!

>> No.9788378
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>> No.9788391

top kek

>> No.9788408

Who is this cunt

>> No.9788426

link faggot

>> No.9788432

Yo was that Bailey Jay?

>> No.9788434

I want her to smoosh her face into my do-nuts, if you know what I mean.

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>> No.9788463
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>> No.9788474

What an elegant machine.
I feel wiser for having watched this WEBM. Thank you

>> No.9788478

Goes to show how obsolete people are for basic labour.

>> No.9788480

no need for gloves

>> No.9788488

No gloves

>> No.9788503

>What an elegant machine.

It seems massively over-engineered to me; but what do I know, I'm not an industrial process engineer.

>> No.9788523

Is she cooking up the bubonic plague

>> No.9788583

That guy is a idiot

>> No.9788592

>a idiot

>> No.9788616


>> No.9788623

Loaches most likely

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>> No.9788674

>>Chickens are fed arsenic
>I don't buy this for a second.

Every single apple you eat has arsenic in it. Like someone earlier said, the important information (quantity/percentage/saturation) is purposefully left out. It doesn't mean it's dangerous.

>> No.9788792

I think I'm in love with this man, is there more?

>> No.9789423

I wonder how many human hearts that knife has cut out of still living human chests.

>> No.9789439

is that a combat knife?

>> No.9789452

Fuck, I need to go there.

>> No.9789552

how can gaijins even compete.

>> No.9789555


>> No.9789678

This is why I became an extremist in regards to what I choose to eat.

>> No.9789681

oh wow i think i got diabetes simply by watching this

>> No.9789705

needs more sugar

>> No.9789716

So you can look at her tits

>> No.9789739

You are here forever.

>> No.9789781

>I'm ok with this.

That is excessive with any condiment.

>> No.9789795

Just die already. You're not cool anymore Harley Shekelstein

>> No.9789826


>> No.9789857

what about the first post?

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>> No.9789936


>> No.9789978


This woman probably makes like $2/hour and is better at her job than 99% of fat American salaryfucks

>> No.9789983
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>tfw that actually looks good to me right now because I have no food

>> No.9790023

Think it's salmon

>> No.9790036

saddest video ever

>> No.9790058

Not really when you know the context. He's a sexual predator on probation.

>> No.9790188

Always wondered how they got honey

>> No.9790209

>the nip boy eating from the turk at the end

>> No.9790220

>milk truk have arrive
What is she making?

>> No.9790231

I was thinking about putting some production effort in a video featuring the creation of one of ja/ck/'s abominations and submitting it to buzzfeed to see if they upload it. Tasty takes submissions right? Wasn't the redbull crime against humanity milkshake user submitted?

>> No.9790242

>european """""cuisine"""""

>> No.9790353


I feel like using a better cutting technique, and a better blade, would completely negate the use for this product.

But this is one of them 3am infomercial things, isn't it?

>> No.9790520

You fucking cunt.

>> No.9790903

You think when the robots finally take over they will force us to do all the labour their brethren had to endure just out of spite?

>> No.9790927

Sauce? I wanna see her get BLACKED right there on the counter

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>> No.9791038

It's for people that cut a lot of produce, probably totally unnecessary for the average person

>> No.9791053

>recipe isn't just sous vide everything

God I miss old chefsteps.

>> No.9791161


feels good man

>> No.9791252

american food regulations xd

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>> No.9791503

>be american
>get jewed by capitalist jew

>> No.9792010


I would be sweating and shaking uncontrollably if this guy tried to pull his tricks on me with 100 people watching

>> No.9792335

It's a trap. And you can't punch the guy as well as it'd be assault in public. So the only trick is to play the game. Or leave the spot.

>> No.9792374

Gotta keep your head on a swivel in case Godzilla attacks.

>> No.9792565

Someone (else?) posted on /ck/ about 'eternal bleeding' within the last 24 hours.

>> No.9792756

What is she actually cooking them in?

And why is she using so much of it?

>> No.9792772

Just out of curiosity, what's your first language?

>> No.9792922


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