Would you indulge in nyotaimori if given the chance? Would you pay to eat sushi off of a naked woman?

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Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:43:12 2017 No.9776789 [Reply] [Original]

Would you indulge in nyotaimori if given the chance?

Would you pay to eat sushi off of a naked woman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:44:32 2017 No.9776793 >>9776789 i usually just stab my food with chopsticks i wouldn't want to hurt the poor girl

Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:44:51 2017 No.9776795

>>9776789
>Would you indulge in nyotaimori if given the chance?
Yes.
>Would you pay to eat sushi off of a naked woman?
No. If it was paid for sure. Well, I guess if my gf really wanted to do it, then I'd pay for it, but I have my doubts they have many brown girls doing it, so that'd never happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:46:01 2017 No.9776803 >>9776789 1. no 2. no gimmicky garbage straight out of a hokey 80's corporate espionage drama involving japan, not arousing, not appetizing, not shocking. just gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:46:02 2017 No.9776804 File: 24 KB, 271x400, 1511591603820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776789 After I was done eatin' fish. I could chow down on some REAL tuna.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:47:44 2017 No.9776810 >>9776789 Asians smell weird and i dont want my food on her whore body

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:48:51 2017 No.9776813 >>9776789 >>9776804 op stop being lame

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:49:27 2017 No.9776817 >>9776789 I wouldnt even want to eat normal sushi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:50:39 2017 No.9776818 File: 18 KB, 250x194, 1512001990197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776813 Make me faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:51:13 2017 No.9776821 >>9776810 Disproven: my gf smells great. It's no surprised only unwashed gross hikikomori women would be anywhere near you, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:55:08 2017 No.9776840 >>9776821 nope. girls smell normal with perfume but asians always have a weirder scent. you know im right but u will stay in ur delusion bc ur a weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:55:30 2017 No.9776841 not really into it however i do like sushi, so if somebody offered to pay for me to eat sushi off a woman's tits, i would oblige.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:57:59 2017 No.9776851 >>9776795 same here fellow anon. will eat em on my gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:58:16 2017 No.9776854 >>9776840 the worst smelling vags I've smelled were on white women asians are always pretty decent down there, it's because we're not afraid of hygiene. for example unlike whites we actually take off our shoes before going inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 19:58:58 2017 No.9776855 >>9776840 kek, being this btfo and angry that i have a superior asian waifu and your hand can never be asian

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:01:05 2017 No.9776866 File: 6 KB, 247x204, images(12).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776854 Accurate desu It's a known fact that whites don't wash their cunt because they've been told their whole life that their axe wound is "self-cleaning" lawl

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:01:06 2017 No.9776867 How expensive is this? Is it like a black market food thing or more of an art thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:02:29 2017 No.9776872 >>9776789 I'd only do it on a man. Women have disgusting bodies desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:02:45 2017 No.9776873 I would do it if someone else was paying for it, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:08:48 2017 No.9776895 >>9776789 Only if it was a cute Jap girl and not some white roastie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:15:58 2017 No.9776928 No, I hate it when my server thinks they should pull up a chair and be part of my meal. I'm never going to pay for the experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:17:57 2017 No.9776933 File: 47 KB, 570x855, spirit cooking with lady gaga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sounds degenerate. Is this like the spirit cooking all the freaks in Hollywood and DC get involved in? Posting Lady Gaga's hideous face

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:19:20 2017 No.9776937 >>9776933 god damm women sure become ugly when they pass 30

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:19:49 2017 No.9776940 >>9776789 Only If I could grope her, Otherwise It's kinda pointless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:21:50 2017 No.9776946 >>9776937 Their uglyness makes them become more degenerate in order to seem more appealing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:23:08 2017 No.9776952 >>9776940 See also: strippers. No point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:24:45 2017 No.9776958 >>9776946 It's not. I like it when a young chick is degenerate because she doesn't need modesty to be attractive. If a chick has any flaws (being over 30 is a flaw in and of itself), she'd better not enjoy sex otherwise it's just not interesting

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:26:41 2017 No.9776964 >>9776789 Yea If it costs the same as getting sushi on a plate, sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:26:59 2017 No.9776967 >>9776793 I'd use my hands and mouth to pick it up, why would they expect anything less

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:28:29 2017 No.9776974 >>9776810 This is true. Asian girls from Asia actually smell more like fish and think westerners smell like milk

Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:29:59 2017 No.9776979

>>9776789
Kinda strange how much sex warps your mind. In intimate situations, you don't mind putting your mouth on even the most filthy parts of a woman. When it comes to this though, no, that's fucking disgusting. Don't want someone's bodily greases and sweat all over my food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:32:21 2017 No.9776984 >>9776866 The vagina is self-cleaning, but the vulva is not. The vulva needs to be fucking washed with gentle soap and warm water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:34:26 2017 No.9776991 File: 703 KB, 1920x1080, based Issei Sagawa, he ate the ass - cannibal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I take a bite out of everything on the table?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:36:15 2017 No.9776998 >>9776984 >self-cleaning t. herpes carrier

Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:39:21 2017 No.9777010

>>9776789
If I was out with someone and they said we were doing this, and they were paying, I wouldn't say no. But unless I could like.. hand pick the model I was gonna eat off of, nah I wouldn't pay for it. Do they have places where you can eat sushi off a guy, instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:40:28 2017 No.9777012 >>9777010 Oh I googled it, if it's a male model it's nantaimori. Yeah I'd maybe pay for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 20:57:58 2017 No.9777064 >>9776840 asians literally have a gene that makes them give off less body odor, try harder anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:00:05 2017 No.9777072 >>9777064 asians smell like sour rice sorry weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:05:20 2017 No.9777091 >>9776789 still not asking for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:12:35 2017 No.9777123 >>9776840 >>9777072 1. you're kissless 2. the anime girls printed on your "oriental snacks" from the internet aren't real people

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:15:24 2017 No.9777135 >>9777012 Too awkward; I'm a hetero dude who would eat off another dude's body because I don't care but if he had a boner or something it'd put me off. Risk is too great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:16:23 2017 No.9777140 >>9777123 t. angry weeb i have been with so many girls but ur mad because asians smell weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:16:59 2017 No.9777142 >>9776789 No. I would never give money to a woman for doing nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:17:15 2017 No.9777145 >>9777140 the comeback to end all comebacks. sure showed him dude. enjoy your hand (female).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:18:27 2017 No.9777149 >>9777145 >this mad bc i said asians smell weird anon look im sorry i hurt your feelings so badly ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:19:23 2017 No.9777155 >>9777145 show tits whore, and I'll enjoy the fuck out of my hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:20:34 2017 No.9777162 >>9777149 He is probably asian desu that would explain this whole thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:21:46 2017 No.9777167 >>9776789 No. The basic idea is that you have enough money to pay someone to be a plate. I don't really give a shit about objectification, but that just sounds like a huge waste of money.

Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:24:18 2017 No.9777176

>>9777140
no, kissless virgin. vags never smell great, but asian vags at least don't smell like something crawled up there and died.
I
've never come as close to puking from a vag smell than I have from a white chick. if you stop spending so much time online maybe some day you'll learn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:25:33 2017 No.9777187 >>9777176 no angry weeb asians smell weird not just their vag i am sorry ur getting so worked up over this

Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:27:33 2017 No.9777190

>>9777187
indians who spend a lot of time cooking smell like indian food, sure. I would imagine a korean chick who spends a lot of time cooking korean food might smell like korean food. I've only dated westernized asians, the kind that eat a variety of foods and don't live their whole lives hunched over a stove. I guess you could be a sexpat or something, but you type like a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:29:02 2017 No.9777193 >>9776789 only gays or jealous roasties would answer no to this, for example >>9776803 >>9776810 >>9776872 >>9776979

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:34:52 2017 No.9777214 Asians do smell weird, at first, but you get used to it. Living in japan, dating a jap, and I have grown to like the scent. But to deny they have an odd smell is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 21:37:58 2017 No.9777224 >>9776789 Pay? Not unless I was doing it on the behalf of someone else's interests. Or if it was like $10 for unlimited sushi and she was there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 22:46:37 2017 No.9777474 >>9776789 If you don't get to fuck her at the end, what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 22:50:15 2017 No.9777488 >>9777214 They smell like cooked rice, soy, and seafood. You are what you eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 22:55:59 2017 No.9777505 File: 50 KB, 500x333, tumblr_npwk6eA6fr1rk6a5to1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you eat sushi off a qt girls feet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:05:34 2017 No.9777531 >>9777505 >feet Back to /tv/ you go, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:24:50 2017 No.9777586 >>9776789 The bf lets me do that whenever I want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:34:39 2017 No.9777622 >>9776810 Says the westcuck whose women are the most disgusting whores on earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:36:53 2017 No.9777626 >>9776789 >this food smells fu- ohhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:38:05 2017 No.9777628 >>9776998 do you wash out the inside of your rectum do you wash out your esophagus? why not, you filthy fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:42:19 2017 No.9777636 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYguxFVpXSM people doing this are cringy neckbeards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:46:12 2017 No.9777647 >>9777622 angry weeb haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 1 23:49:39 2017 No.9777654 >>9777072 White people smell like wet dogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 00:49:54 2017 No.9777789 >>9777193 T. Twelve-year-old

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 00:54:46 2017 No.9777796 >>9776789 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 03:32:01 2017 No.9778093 File: 18 KB, 200x198, 2407724_orig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776866 >>9776998 Literal retard. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 03:44:47 2017 No.9778112 Thankfully this would never be legal anywhere else in the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:54:31 2017 No.9778230 I would because I've never seen a pussy in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:02:09 2017 No.9778960 >>9778093 Stfu you roast

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:02:55 2017 No.9778965 no its weird

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:03:48 2017 No.9778968 >>9778112 >Thankfully u wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:08:33 2017 No.9778979 >>9776789 So.. are you allowed to fondle the girl in this situation or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:08:36 2017 No.9778981 >>9776789 This is the origin of Japanese porn novels. It is an erotic joke, but it is very popular in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:14:04 2017 No.9779001 >>9778979 Depends on how much you're paying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:14:58 2017 No.9779004 >>9778979 I mean I'm sure it could be arranged particularly in Japan for the girl to be a prostitute who you fuck afterwards. But most everywhere I'm pretty sure she's just supposed to be a plate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:17:22 2017 No.9779012 >>9776789 If the whore wasn't getting paid yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:21:54 2017 No.9779027 >>9776789 No. The idea is gross to me. I'm very paranoid about food born illnesses

Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:26:39 2017 No.9779038
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I am obese
About once a month I pay a prostitute to let me eat food off of their naked breasts. I am still a virgin because I am too beta to have sex with them and usually end up just eating from them.

The best thing to do, in my opinion, is to eat a thick sauce with chicken and 2 tablespoons of turmeric from them. I have been doing this for months with one very pale and sickly prostitute (who is a heroin addict) and she has started to get an orange stain on her nipples. Honestly, it is the closest thing I have to a pregnant wife, as the stain grows I am started to imaging it is my baby and she is pregnant.

Its hot as fuck. I also like eating hot sauce from their nipples so next time they play with their nipples for a client then touch his cock his cock will burn and they lose a customer and need me more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 10:27:27 2017 No.9779042 I would do it if I were making high-stakes illegal business deals. other than that I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 11:50:33 2017 No.9779256 >>9777190 Not him, but your overuse of the word virgin is making me cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 11:59:11 2017 No.9779284 File: 48 KB, 1230x460, cook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038 /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:19:20 2017 No.9779341 File: 99 KB, 480x345, 9e7863424ae8b846416dbf51cff334d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038 Was this supposed to be funny? It's cringe and a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:26:12 2017 No.9779363 >>9776789 Maybe. What's for dessert?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:44:06 2017 No.9779412 File: 46 KB, 736x703, 0ac47ccafefb120290ac878bf8a6722c--adventure-time-parties-adventure-time-quotes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776789 UNSANITARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:46:50 2017 No.9779421 >>9779284 be sure to fix your cropping before you post this on reddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 12:51:09 2017 No.9779433 File: 51 KB, 720x715, 1505887161892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779412 That's it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 13:01:21 2017 No.9779455 >>9777636 Maximum cringe when one of them offered her his hand

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 14:18:17 2017 No.9779712 >>9776789 No it reminds me of a gross hentai

Anonymous Sat Dec 2 15:03:59 2017 No.9779892

>>9776854
europeans also take their shoes off inside you dimwit, ONLY north americans wear shoes indoors, and scandinavians have specific lines of soap and body cleaning producs for vaginas (ACO, Apoteket), so basically everything you just wrote is wrong as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 15:05:31 2017 No.9779895 File: 303 KB, 600x600, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_drawn_by_wool_miwol__f7fdbf71c3541ee3903724e543001705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776789 >woman No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 15:07:15 2017 No.9779903 My ex's ex once did this. I found the pics on his pc. He still used to fap to them. It was one of the reasons i broke up with him. If he dates whores like that then i don't want to be one of the girls he dates. Ewww.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 15:09:38 2017 No.9779909 >>9779892 I've been to europe. You fuckers smell bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 15:13:30 2017 No.9779925 >>9776789 As long as I'm not paying for it, sure. I'm not going to cough up extra money just because I get to eat my food off of a naked chick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 16:22:14 2017 No.9780155 File: 116 KB, 288x282, 1510185169152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 16:28:27 2017 No.9780176 >>9776933 kill em all

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 16:30:31 2017 No.9780183 >>9776789 nah, i'm good not knowing whether or not somebody farted on my food while i did not see it in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 16:49:15 2017 No.9780257 >>9776789 This is completely unsanitary. 0/11 would not touch with a 10ft pole

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 17:02:27 2017 No.9780316 >>9779038 confused reaction image Oooooohhhh wow dude gross xD!!!!!!1!!1

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 17:13:50 2017 No.9780353 File: 146 KB, 1280x720, IMG_0471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776855 >equating 3DPD chink sluts with 2D Get out of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:07:25 2017 No.9780511 >>9776789 Yes I would. Any event nearby Monterrey, Mexico?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:09:35 2017 No.9780519 Would I do it? Sure Would I pay for it? No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:15:58 2017 No.9780544 No im not completely insane yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:21:57 2017 No.9780570 asian sweat smells like cookies >>9776789 i don't like sushi but it sounds like a creative opportunity to be an asshole so I'm in

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:34:59 2017 No.9780611 File: 25 KB, 480x360, 1511491805013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776789 >Paying to have your chilled food exposed to body heat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 18:51:08 2017 No.9780669 Maybe if it was an attractive dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:00:03 2017 No.9780715 >>9776810 I saw this naked sushi shit on a woman with tattoos and felt immediate revulsion

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:10:04 2017 No.9780761 >>9780570 M8, I'm an Asian, and while my sweat has a sweet edge to it, it's nowhere nearly as sweet as cookies. If I had to guess something like it, I would say it's more akin to chicken stock, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:12:30 2017 No.9780773 >>9780761 i used to take the subway and a bus or two every morning in guangzhou cookies

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:13:17 2017 No.9780781 >>9776789 I eat with ma anus. I dont think she woule like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:16:22 2017 No.9780786 >>9776803 This. Its """""naughty""""" strip club patron mentality. Why pay money to see a bit of coked up puss and fake tits when any fetish and fantasy is available at the touch of a phone screen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 19:47:27 2017 No.9780902 >>9780773 What kind of cookies? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 20:26:22 2017 No.9781058 >>9780570 Asians unironically smell like sour rice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 21:01:08 2017 No.9781179 >>9776789 >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 22:34:00 2017 No.9781561 >>9780786 Um, because i like to party you faggot loser. >rails a line

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 22:45:04 2017 No.9781601 File: 11 KB, 211x246, IMG_0042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 22:49:59 2017 No.9781619 >>9776789 As long as she spreads her legs wide and masturbates so I can swipe my tuna through her sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:28:32 2017 No.9781911 File: 3 KB, 125x123, bright sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038

Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:31:15 2017 No.9781919

>>9777654
I'm white as fuck and I dated a Korean girl who said I smelled like some honey rice cake they have over there. I never wear cologne and I only wear deodorant if I know I'm going to be sweating too. Most girls I sleep with comment on it, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 00:42:33 2017 No.9781941 >>9781919 Get checked for diabetes, a sweet smell is a sign of ketoacidosis

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 02:34:05 2017 No.9782331 >>9776789 >Naked sweating and smelling cunt on the table >Food on top of her That's some gross shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 03:37:30 2017 No.9782556 >>9782331 it's sushi so it probably all smells the same

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 11:44:54 2017 No.9783791 >>9779892 >Europeans Don't speak for all Europeans, Swedefag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 11:48:58 2017 No.9783804 >>9776793 >woman being paid to lay on a table with food on her >"poor girl" ok

Anonymous Sun Dec 3 11:55:08 2017 No.9783828

>>9781919
>using "cologne" as a catch-all for frags
frag pleb detected, cologne refers to the concentration not the gender. frags don't have a gender unless you're wearing absolute pleb tier abercrombie garbage

enjoy your citrus acquatics, you fuckin pleb

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 11:55:23 2017 No.9783829 >>9782331 Washed vaginas don't smell bad. >>9782556 Fresh fish doesn't smell bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 12:53:16 2017 No.9784031 >>9780611 They bath in ice water beforehand to lower body temperture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 14:41:40 2017 No.9784477 >>9783804 poor wasn't used to say she wasn't well off monetarily, it was to say that stabbing an innocent person with chopsticks is a mean thing to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 14:49:51 2017 No.9784517 File: 63 KB, 414x248, 172707ttp8010qvmm6nyi7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779038

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 15:05:16 2017 No.9784577 >>9783829 If fish has a smell at all its not fresh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 15:07:19 2017 No.9784588 >>9783804 work on your reading comprehension my friend

Anonymous Sun Dec 3 17:49:14 2017 No.9785551

>>9783829
>Washed vaginas don't smell bad.
Low-meat high-vegetable asian diet vaginators also smell pretty great.

Sweat is salty and probably a pretty good seasoning also, except I kinda doubt anyone would do this in an evironment where she'd be sweating.

The whole idea seems adolescent and pointless imo but lol at amerifats thinking vaginas are gross. No, if you're an unhealthy carb-chugging hambeast then your entire body is gross.
We'd have failed as a species if healthy spam purses tasted like anything but honey (they do).

Anyway, are the girls allowed to talk when you do this? Seems like it's probably a beefeater type scenario right

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 17:54:08 2017 No.9785578 >>9776789 Only if I got to eat sushi off her nipples like Vernon Troyer, and jerk off in your eyeballs. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 17:56:36 2017 No.9785597 >>9777505 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 17:59:11 2017 No.9785609 >>9776789 >would you pay to eat sushi You can stop right there. I don't pay money to eat raw food. I can buy ingredients and eat them raw in my own house for way cheaper than any restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 19:07:36 2017 No.9786001 File: 48 KB, 640x480, 3x3 Eyes - 04 [BDRIP] [643BAA64].mkv_snapshot_04.47_[2012.04.10_13.59.46].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776789 >lukewarm sushi fuck no

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 19:11:40 2017 No.9786029 not if I had to pay for it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 19:37:14 2017 No.9786158 It'd be a cool experience but I doubt I do it more than once

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 23:32:29 2017 No.9787250 >>9776789 I don’t really get the appeal. I would rather just eat sushi and look at a naked woman instead of eating it off her. Hell, I’ll settle for just eating sushi with a fully clothed woman. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 23:41:32 2017 No.9787277 >>9776803 So much this. I wish I could say I can't believe this is even a thing, but I'm really not surprised it is. People are so fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 23:47:58 2017 No.9787312 As long as the girl is clean and I don't have to pay, sure. Wouldn't go way out of my way for it though. Just seems like a neat experience. I'm not a 14 year old who constantly needs to be obsessed with naked women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 3 23:53:21 2017 No.9787340 >>9776789 Am I allowed to move those flowers? If not, I don't see the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 00:28:26 2017 No.9787476 >>9776991 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 00:31:25 2017 No.9787488 >>9780715 >>>/r9k/

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 00:34:19 2017 No.9787499

>>9787340
You are exactly the reason why anyone would spend money on this.

This sort of shit is why I'm grossed out about the lunch buffet offered at strip clubs on the radio. I'm okay with buffets, I'm okay with strip clubs, but I don't really want to eat a turkey sandwich out of the pussy of some girl that I didn't personally pick for the purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 02:01:26 2017 No.9787785 >>9787499 For the record, I was talking about the boob flowers but not the crotch flowers. I'm a gentleman, ya know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 02:30:50 2017 No.9787889 >>9776789 That's not hygienic

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 02:35:46 2017 No.9787905

>>9776867
i think it's an Asian businessman thing, often done as part of the traditional getting-to-know-you socializing that two parties do at the outset of a business relationship in East Asia

the night usually ends with a visit to a brothel/karaoke parlor after everyone gets wasted, i've always assumed that the naked lady sushi thing was just a sort of prelude to the whoring. this is also a big part of the Asian emphasis on aphrodisiac foods. dudes eat them together before going to fuck hookers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 02:43:21 2017 No.9787919 File: 110 KB, 634x642, brock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would eat it off brock

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 02:53:20 2017 No.9787932 >>9776789 >Here, eat this food off the body of some skank ho we hired. Fuck no. That's a g'damn insult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:00:03 2017 No.9787948 >>9776789 Only if she had thick thighs and fat tits with wide areolas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:09:43 2017 No.9787968 >>9776937 Its great that you're not a fag that listens or pays attention to lady gaga but she's always looked like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:14:36 2017 No.9787982 >>9777586 Do you get the sushi delivered?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:22:56 2017 No.9787996 >>9783828 Yes they do you fucking moron. You obviously don't work high end retail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:47:30 2017 No.9788050 >>9780176 ok edgelord

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:59:42 2017 No.9788079 >>9776789 I would but I don't know how to use chopsticks so ilthey would have to provide a fork Oops did I pressed too had? Sorry oops did I do that again? My bad

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 04:09:31 2017 No.9788101

>>9779038
4chan has destroyed my brain but i keep coming back for posts like this one. as fucked up as my life is, it could always be worse. it's like being second from the bottom in a dogpile- no matter how much it hurts, you know the guy under you hurts more.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:19:43 2017 No.9788454
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>>9776789
I would do it if it was like a group social thing of if I personally know the girl. In both cases there's a shared intimacy, but otherwise it seems a bit boring and awkward

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:34:10 2017 No.9788490 >>9788079 You don't eat sushi with chopsticks. Also, how incompetent do you need to be not know how to use chopsticks? Do you also not know how to write?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:35:42 2017 No.9788495 Ok ... with how many responses there are saying “Maybe if it was a dude...” - is everyone in here gay or are there actually a bunch of women reading this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:38:04 2017 No.9788499 >>9788495 The majority of /ck/ is female

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:41:55 2017 No.9788504 >>9788499 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:21:11 2017 No.9789152 >>9779038 Sounds reasonable to me, anon. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:25:23 2017 No.9789160 File: 50 KB, 600x300, taladega nights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9781561 >because I like to party

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:36:11 2017 No.9789185 >>9777505 footfags are the worst, i swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:38:39 2017 No.9789192 File: 134 KB, 1140x641, Tony Atlas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9777505 Shut up Tony Atlas, we know it's you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:48:28 2017 No.9789221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsSsBkvT3jA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 10:09:50 2017 No.9789275 >>9788499 Are you sure you don't mean girl(male)?

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 13:41:33 2017 No.9790054

Tbh I'm a huge germiphobe and don't really understand naked women/strippers with the existence of hookers and porn, and even those I wouldn't pay for. That said, if it was paid for by someone else I'd do it just for the experience and because sushi's delicious.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:06:34 2017 No.9790160

>>9776789
No. I wouldn't even pay to eat sushi in the first place. Cheap sushi isn't worth bothering with and for what good sushi costs I can get a much better meal. Not that good sushi isn't really good, it's just that dollar for dollar there are much tastier things to eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:23:46 2017 No.9790223 File: 47 KB, 1283x207, Screenshot from 2017-12-04 13-23-08.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9779284 here, fag

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:40:31 2017 No.9790289

>>9776789
>Would you indulge in nyotaimori if given the chance?
Probably not, but I love sushi, so if I find myself in a place where it's the only way to get to the sushi I would.

>Would you pay to eat sushi off of a naked woman?
Definitely not, unless she's some famous chick and it makes a fun little story. Otherwise I'm gonna pass. Don't see the point. I'm not nearly bored enough to consider that entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:44:29 2017 No.9790304 >>9776804 You should screenshot your comments and read them back once you've grown up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:27:01 2017 No.9790461 I want people to eat sushi off of my cold naked corpse at my funeral

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 17:33:20 2017 No.9790948 >>9781561 You can party anywhere and sniff fun powder though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:53:57 2017 No.9791514 >>9779038 include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:59:08 2017 No.9791535 Fuck no, sushi is gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 20:00:50 2017 No.9791542 File: 52 KB, 700x525, eatshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9776855 >kek, being this btfo and angry that i have a superior asian waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:00:44 2017 No.9792107 >>9776789 Can you finger her or suck on her titty?

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 04:35:27 2017 No.9793459

>>9781919
>>9781941
This. I got diagnosed with type-2 diabetes earlier this year; I should have realized it because my body odor changed drastically.

In all seriousness, the easiest way to tell is to taste a few drops of your own piss and see if it tastes sweet. I didn't believe the doc when I was diagnosed, did the taste test, and knew immediately.

>>9782331
t. virgin

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 05:10:14 2017 No.9793540

>>9780611
Sushi is supposed to be served at room temperature. Cold sushi suggests that that the sushi has been prepared in the morning/the night before, and left in the fridge fully assembled.

Futhermore, in case you were wondering, sushi is a fingerfood and you're encouraged to grab it by the sides with your fingers and turn it so the fish touches your tongue first.

Filthy gaijin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 09:07:20 2017 No.9794113 >>9788454 who is this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 11:37:56 2017 No.9794623 >>9779909 Where? Portugal?

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 11:46:47 2017 No.9794656

>>9776789
>Would you indulge in nyotaimori if given the chance?
No. Even if someone else paid for it.
>Would you pay to eat sushi off of a naked woman?
No. I don't pay money to see a woman I don't live with naked, as such tentation is morally wrong and decadent.

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