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>> No.9764617

full video: https://youtu.be/d4KPWOUkbw8

>> No.9764626
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>OP starts with (semi) OC
>First two posters are the same fucking Jack webms that have been posted 8 times a day since the beginning of time
Can you people at least fucking TRY? At least make some new Jack webms if you absolutely fucking must.

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>> No.9764817

this thread just took a turn for the worse

>> No.9764870

I think ja/ck/ posting is a bannable offense on /ck/ got banned twice from this shit.

>> No.9764886
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Nope you probably did something else naughty

>> No.9764892

>welfare state.webm

>> No.9764894

don't tell me i didn't warn you

>> No.9764896
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Nothing can stop the LA Beast.

>> No.9764898
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Cool your beans, my dude

>> No.9764967

is LA beast a chad?

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>> No.9765072


>> No.9765092

Someone post the girl with shaking hands making pan cakes. Need a good fap.

>> No.9765097

don't lewd my waifu

>> No.9765103


This should be punishable by death

>> No.9765112

We can't even blame Jack for this monstrosity, isn't it a Martha Stewart thing?

>> No.9765114

Requestong webm of that chick deepthroating a stick of butter.

>> No.9765116

I will cut you

>> No.9765197
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Give me video links and I'll make webms (provided they're interesting). I don't mind jackposting but seeing the same webms of him over and over again does get old.

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Asian fetish! Aww shiiit

>> No.9765208

I think that near-miss car wreck was supposed to be a warning from God. He has ignored it.

>> No.9765237


>> No.9765312

sauce pls

>> No.9765335

Man, nippons are weird

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>> No.9765389
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Happy fapping

>> No.9765396
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Now in reverse.

>> No.9765399

Oh fuck dude, I hate you lol.

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>> No.9765409

joker can't even enjoy durian

>> No.9765410

worst part of this for me is that she's showing it off as a party trick so you know she's done it many times before

which begs the question, why did she do it the first time

>> No.9765412

Why does fatty have fruit? Is it the wife's?

>> No.9765433

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to say that I would put my hoohoodilly in LA Beast's chacha, if you know what I mean. Or vice versa. I ain't picky.

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>> No.9765487

Looks like Andy Sixx's log of shit.

>> No.9765510

Lmao that was hot

>> No.9765535

I don't see how this is even humanly possible

>> No.9765541
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>> No.9765543

It's not, the stomach can hold up to just so much food.

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>> No.9765557


It should be, it's a fucking old and boring eyesore everyone has already seen.

>> No.9765580


Imagine doing this shit every for hours five days a week. I do not know how can some people live like that.

>> No.9765595
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Fuck doing that as a job, you would have to be so careful not to accidently cut your hand off whilst also being fast enough to cut the fucking meat

>> No.9765598

I can't think they wouldn't take turns at the saw/blade/hooks/packaging.

>> No.9765608

what the fucking shit is this.
I'm pretty damn sure thats not how you make one pot spaghetti

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>> No.9765673

I just saw the shitty knife handling and immediately knew it was jack. wtf have you done to me /ck/?

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>> No.9765846

>aero polo and track pants with spiky hair
this is so fucking paki it hurts

>> No.9765894

holy shit the guy eat's like he'd been in auschwitz

>yellow cake
i also like uranium in my desert

not wearing butcher gloves

filth wears his watch and no gloves at all

>> No.9765899

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious salmonella

>> No.9765901

thanks for the seizure

>> No.9765909
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get a load of this pussy

>> No.9765910

this honestly looks quite horrible

>> No.9765976

What if you're one of those 500+ lbs Amerilards with a stomach the size of an inflated garbage bag?

>> No.9765983

>twenty-nine seconds to open a fucking package of cream cheese
This man is a clinical retard.

>> No.9765986

Used to do warehouse work where I'd have to check fuel injectors for damage. 8 hours a night.

It's soul destroying and I don't see how anyone can be content with it.

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I can't watch

>> No.9766012

>Day 43 of gf deciding we should go vegan

>> No.9766021

>living in a country where eggs carry salmonella.
lol how do you have internet

>> No.9766032

RIP to pajeet's fingers.

>> No.9766038

>not wearing butcher gloves
>wearing a chain metal glove while using a high RPM band saw
Want to know how I know you're a fucking retard? That saw catches even a single fiber of that glove you're going to loose the whole hand not just the finger. Retard.

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talk about a nerve-wracking game of chicken

>> No.9766062

who the fuck cares you gay faggot you're just gonna make another thread when this one hits image limit anyway

>> No.9766073

hello, please do not call someone a faggot. This is not 1960 anymore, try to be respectful of all lifestyles

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>> No.9766100

Fucking tell that faggot

>> No.9766102
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Enjoy EA games.wave

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>> No.9766108

fuck, you can tell the squirrel heard it and started to react but there was no time

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Enjoy your cholesterol dude.

>> No.9766137

Retard alert.

>> No.9766176
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nouvelle cuisine

>> No.9766182 [DELETED] 

obviously, can you put a fucking cactus in yo ur mouth and chow down? no , you can't.

>> No.9766195

Fucking how
It's just an Omurice with half a tomato on top and fake demi-glace. Quite delicious if you ask me.

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>> No.9766200

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.9766204

Fuck off already with this ugly piece of shit, you fucking fuck. Fuck.

>> No.9766228

his son is such a retard, he is worse than beefsquatch

>> No.9766237

sure kid, that's why it's used everywhere from in industrial slaughter houses, from parrying meat by hand with a knife to automatic saws.

the only thing that you'd get is a crushed finger and a broken saw since that blade is very thin and the teeth would go blunt. that's why you wear a fucking chain-mesh glove, it's fucking metal, not a flimsy plastic fibre you inbred piece of shit

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>> No.9766404

Man you guys are retarded. He's that fast because he's done that job long enough, it is not a requirement.

>> No.9766427

Whoa is this that famous jack webm that only gets posted fifteen times a day?

>> No.9766440

who is ja/ck/ and why does he have nice shun knives

>> No.9766453

>be 10/10 alpha chad who everyone loves
>have successful YouTube channel
>holder of tons of world records
>get cancer

Goddamn, there's just no way to win is there?

>> No.9766462

I have the same knives, they're nice indeed.

>> No.9766476

judging from that clip they were already cancer

>> No.9766553

I pull out the table cloth at least.

>> No.9766562

Can you imagine being this starved for attention?

>> No.9766584

Just because you're obese as fuck doesn't mean your internal organs expand at the same size

>> No.9766596

he makes (or made) at least a few thousand dollars off the ad revenue for that shit

>> No.9766665
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Well he's now beat the cancer and is back to lifting so yeah, you can win.

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>> No.9766753

That looks pretty disgusting senpai

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>> No.9766822

>needing gloves when handling food that isn't ready to eat


>> No.9766824
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This is Jack

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It's hardly a monstrosity.

>> No.9766842

it's like one of those fish where its mouth jumps out and sucks everything back in.

>> No.9766847

It's Alinea, so you've already paid $500+ a seat months in advance. Good luck

>> No.9766858

my god you'd think she'd know better. I'm rarely led astray by martha when it comes to food

>> No.9766860

>who is ja/ck/
I couldn't even begin to describe Ja/ck/

>why does he have nice shun knives
That's a deep philosophical question that /ck/ has grappled with for many years.

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>> No.9766870

no you wouldnt.

>> No.9766872

>that will be $400 plus tip

>> No.9766877

>throwing four things in a pan and boiling them is "taking the Internet by storm"
They should have let her rot in prison.

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>> No.9766890

>when your food needs to be visible at night

>> No.9766891

when is the butter added

>> No.9766896
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nevermind that, made a loop of the best part

>> No.9766898

Nicely done.

>> No.9766924

>one pot
Ya fuck that.

Fucking gross but I appreciate a gif I haven't seen before.

No, it still is. One-pot pasta is fucking atrocious.

More fresh gifs, cheers!

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>> No.9766932

yeah nice black frame

>> No.9766933
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oh shit, didn't mean to quote you anon, here have another webm

>> No.9766939
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I have no idea why webm for retards does that, some webms render fine while others end up with this fucking black frame. fuck it

>> No.9766941

Someone explain this witchcraft to me please.

>> No.9766952


what am I even seeing? How does he control the chickens?

>> No.9766983


No you wouldn't faggot

>> No.9766986

That's so runny though, what the fuck.

>> No.9766991


have another (no you wouldn't)

>> No.9766992


>> No.9767001

bullshit, you would tip your fedora

>> No.9767008

Fuck you.

>> No.9767017

now i want a dragonball parody with youtube food memers

>> No.9767029

>rubbing her tummy
Why did that got me hard

>> No.9767040


>> No.9767044

Is it bad that I instantly recognized Ai Uehara

>> No.9767057

just a bunch of ways to convince yourself you aren't eating mac and cheese, but still eat mac and cheese.

>> No.9767071

lost me at ketchup. mustard only master race.

>> No.9767089

nobody cares fuck off

>> No.9767106

No worries, and RIP bun. Either way, you redeemed yourself with Gordon squeezing out his creamy load >>9766933

>> No.9767110

Never fed chickens before? Shake a little feed when it's time to eat and they'll come running. Not just them, either, most animals fed on a schedule will follow you like a puppy when they know it's time to eat.

>> No.9767114

Kill yourself.

>> No.9767118

I bet you would, faggot.

>> No.9767144

You seem upset, do you need a hug?

>> No.9767147

That's nothing, I can already tell when it's a Ja/ck/ webm by the angle and the distance the camera is placed

>> No.9767188

Suffer not the varmint to live.

>> No.9767204

are you ok sandy

>> No.9767282

Some part of your brain will forever be taken up by the image of his goatee annexing further illegal settlements on his neck.

>> No.9767291


>> No.9767340
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Poor squirrel got what is to us a fucking harpoon the size of a lamppost with a broadhead the size of a traffic cone going through its fucking face.

>> No.9767383

Why are you retards so aghast about doing something differently? kill yourselves.

>> No.9767481


Eh fuck it, I'd eat it.

>> No.9767506

he rang the gibs bell

>> No.9767516

t. gutlet

>> No.9767572


>> No.9767612

I don't get it. Are you supposed to eat from the table like an animal ?

>> No.9767642
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I saw something new today.

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>> No.9767659

sauce pls im begging you

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>> No.9767678

I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. I doubt it would even seem out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9767685

Is that Mike Enoch

>> No.9767695

I have to admit I like mattie. This is a great vid, I like the few ones of him cooking at home.

>> No.9767706

I found it!
xvideos com/video31826903/redhead_chloe_morgane_camille_crimson_doggy_style_sex_and_creampie

>> No.9767709

I think the chinese have the most underrated cuisine on earth.. right?

>> No.9767720


She has a whole insta of these and much better ones. I don't know why I like it but it is pretty dope.

>> No.9767721


reminds me of the beginning scene of "Eat Drink Man Woman." It's not a webm, but still comfy nonetheless.


>> No.9767727

stony could do this

>> No.9767730
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have another one then

>> No.9767749

I've never tried a Martha Stewart recipe, but I see them all the time and they have terrible ratings. Are her recipes really that bad, or are people just being assholes because she's a felon?

>> No.9767758

i love this movie. thx anon for reminding me.

>> No.9767770


Every time I see this it makes me wanna cook a shitton of food.

>> No.9767771

Big fan of Mattie most of the time but his new breakfast hash video was shit.

>> No.9767815

that's fucking badass

>> No.9767841

how does one even capture this camera angle

>> No.9767895

stick your camera in the scope

>> No.9767899

but then how do you see through the scope

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Aw sweet, thanks anon!

>> No.9767930

You look at the LCD on the camera.

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>> No.9768005

It's been like 4 years since I first seen this shit and I'm still not sure whether to be disgusted or aroused

>> No.9768030

this whole thing is cancer

>> No.9768081

You're pathetic.

>> No.9768113
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*blocks your path*

>> No.9768122

Business idea: chainmail gloves

>> No.9768131

seems undercooked to me

>> No.9768141

im in love.

>> No.9768156

That vibrating saw cuts bones like it's warm butter. Chainmail wouldn't do shit.

>> No.9768161

If you're vegan and want eggs so badly, just eat some eggs. For Christ's sake.

>> No.9768173

Fucking hell, the amounts of butter, oil, cheese and cream are unreal.

>> No.9768194

>Peas on burger
What the fuck

>> No.9768199

Nothing badass about using weaponry on an animal you're not going to hunting for sustenance. This is cruelty. If you like it knowingly you're sadistic, if you think otherwise you're an imbecile.

>> No.9768202

I wonder how expensive an iron skillet made of that size

>> No.9768251

Doubt it, he's never done that much quantity
Most I can remember was the 15 pound turducken

>> No.9768296

Nah, she is one of the best jav stars after all. Shame she retired.

>> No.9768308

>that retirement movie special
Not really though, i always expect a retirement because it's the time when they play uncensored movies.

>> No.9768319

People eat squirrels, though.
And hunting pests, although I'm not sure a squirrel would fit that category, is fully acceptable whether you eat the animals or not.
I trapped and killed a marten that was fucking up my attic a few weeks ago. I didn't eat the thing.

>> No.9768342

squirrels are good eats.

>> No.9768362

Golem git ye gone

>> No.9768408

holy shit they dress like that in euroland too? Have a shitload of Indians in my city and almost all of them dress like that

>> No.9768429

Good thing only illegal immigrants have those kinds of jobs

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>> No.9768491


Squirrels are pests you gaping vagina

>> No.9768504

this woman is so unattractive that its painful, she looks like a high-functioning retard that genetically only gets fat in the tits and ass.
I bet a blind man can read the cellulite on her thighs.

>> No.9768511

chain-mail > chicken bone
>chain-mail >all bones

>> No.9768520

>1 in 10,000 eggs have salmonella
>need more than 1 contaminated egg to get sick
murica is great for raw eggs, don't be a pussy

>> No.9768563

holy shit he filled an entire cup up with in n out's secret sauce and is demolishing that shit.

one time i ordered a 4 by 4 from in n out, i was not disappointed. apparently they'll make however many patties and cheese on a burger that you want, even 16 by 16 or higher.

goddammit i am so hungry for an in n out burger right now

>> No.9768570

You would be surprised how shitty chainmail is as a defensive option.

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>> No.9768604

i just wanna suck his dick so bad

>> No.9768657

Tasty needs to be destroyed.

>> No.9768677

>Ruining a burger with excessive sauces and toppings

Mexican as fuck.

>> No.9768705

one wall isn't enough

>> No.9768723

tell me what's wrong with it

>> No.9768725

Looks pretty good desu

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can someone reverse this and make it even more grotesque

>> No.9768754

plz explain

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>that twitch
He's retarded isn't he?

>> No.9768802

bee mochi

>> No.9768812

just wash your eggs before cracking them

>> No.9768931

>salmonella power.

>> No.9768936

>if you ask me
I didnt, it looks like shit

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>> No.9769011

Her almost 10 years younger and famous youtuber boyfriend cheat on her though.

>> No.9769042
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>being so filthy you assume that no one on planet earth washes their watch or wrist or anything
good lord.

>> No.9769074

I've been to a bakery whilst on holiday in Brazil. Lots of bees there as well.

>> No.9769087

They would get caught in the saw and fucking mangle your hands more than just running your hand through the saw would. Fucked up shit.

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this is Ja/ck/ my new friend. he has a channel on youtube.

>> No.9769176

Cut that out, young man!

>> No.9769177

this post seems familiar.

>> No.9769182
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:40 sec.
Oh wow, how did I know this was gonna be a porno.

>> No.9769188

That's the blood of her young asian kid beaten after he got B- at maths

>> No.9769191

The bee movie: the massacre

>> No.9769271

My ex made me watch these types of videos, brings back bad memories.

>> No.9769276

Not really, most of it is chili oil, chili flakes and MSG. This is the only few times where it looks good.

>> No.9769290

Grant Achatz at Alinea ;)

>> No.9769291

Because that's the longest you can last

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>> No.9769376

jej rip

>> No.9769378

did he died?

>> No.9769463
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>> No.9769464

I won't even try """arguing""" with you anymore, here's your (you)

>> No.9769471


>> No.9769477

God. I wish that were me.

>> No.9769481

Definitely aroused

>> No.9769496

gob's not on board

>> No.9769502
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This kills the fish.

>> No.9769512
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Fucking why tho?

>> No.9769546

When your cheddar is sharper than your knife

>> No.9769550

Looked like a quicker death than what most fish get.

It's a good joke. I don't blame you for posting it again.

>> No.9769559

fuck off chopped you faggot

>> No.9769571

I hate these retarded fucking "food challenges."
>hurrr eat this 110lb LIVE wolf in under 20 mins and get your picture on our wall!

>> No.9769574
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>vegan eggs
>contains eggs

What even is the purpose?

>> No.9769632

But it doesn't contain egg.

>> No.9769636

It's just italians being fucking mad

>> No.9769677
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>> No.9769684

An Anon had a sick fish but was too attached or too much of a pussy to just flush it or something. So he decided electrocuting it would be quicker and more humane. Was only in a thread a couple of days ago.

>> No.9769690

They sure love their charcoal.

>> No.9769694

at first I thought this was Kev

>> No.9769712
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>> No.9769731

What the fuck, did he not let it rest or something?

>> No.9769745

Pretty sure these are already boiled or cooked.

>> No.9769749

He does rest it. I prefer mine with more sear than that but he's the famous chef so maybe I'm just a fucking idiot.

>> No.9769763

They still move, They cut them in the middle to "kill" them.

>> No.9769785

Looks lumpy as shit.

>> No.9769807

What if you induce diarrhea so you start shitting the food as you eat it?

>> No.9769821

i was listening to Waveshaper when i looked at this and it oddly fit

>> No.9769849
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At least it was quick.

>> No.9769879

>wearing a raiders hat.
You deserve to choke on that cactus.

>> No.9769923

I mean, it's indian food, doubt you'll need a laxative.

>> No.9769951
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hot off the press boys
also whats the easiest way to make the file size smaller fuck

>> No.9769956

Is there supposed to be something wrong with this? Just looks like melted butter, cocoa powder, and powdered sugar?

>> No.9769963

it wasnt captured very well but that is one pound of icing sugar

>> No.9769965

good ol' HGH

>> No.9769968

That's usually how much you use to make enough frosting for a whole cake.

>> No.9769975

>Acquire shrinking gun
>Have best breakfast of your life

>> No.9769979

>Over four cups of icing sugar
Unless you are making a gigantic cake, that is a LOT of confectioner's sugar

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>> No.9770024

why the fuck he adding water to his boigez

>> No.9770025

It's about right for a 20cm cake.

>> No.9770042

at the beginning, sure

looks fine
dunno about adding onions at the end for something thats going to be stored though

>> No.9770062

Which is why they're all in a straight line not moving out of where they are placed?

>> No.9770074


>> No.9770091

Imagine being so desperate to enjoy real food despite your retard meme diet that you spend 20 minutes making a terrible fake egg.

>> No.9770092

Link pls

>> No.9770123
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literally already posted, search the thread faggot

>> No.9770142

He's doing a shit job of breaking pig.

Also... None of you pissants ever worked with anything apart from pre prepared? So you're all faggot store bought jack fans? I'm outa here.

>> No.9770158

Who, look out for this cool and tough guy.

>> No.9770159

>>Hasn't severed any tendons in his hand

Not a butcher

>> No.9770176

>"Hey guys! I'm a giant faggot and I think everyone cares about my opinion! Watch as I review everyone's webms!"

This always annoys me so badly. Go jerk yourself off somewhere else.

>> No.9770183

It's Japanese, not Indian

>> No.9770186

No, I cook, memefag.

>> No.9770189


>> No.9770201

Icy hot on the balls and a pineapple got pretty close tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RrQc4ZAi_o

>> No.9770206

You gotta get them nice and juicy.

>> No.9770271

how on earth could you eat this? disregarding arteries, butter is disgusting by itself

>> No.9770317

Apparently they limited it to a 4x4. Jackasses were ordering 16x16 and it was taking up the whole grill.

>> No.9770350

Says the guy who can't tell lamb from pig.

>> No.9770358

I hate white people

>> No.9770361

do americans really eat this?

>> No.9770378
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I swear I've seen this post before

>> No.9770382


They would even eat their own shit if it tasted good

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>> No.9770411

This challenge is anatomically impossible to complete. the human stomach would risk bursting from that much food

>> No.9770415

Cooking a leg today. 12 hours already marinated in Greek yogurt, going to be in there for 12 hrs at 100 degrees Celsius, fall off the bone ready. And as for pig, deboned a shoulder, trimmed, minced, and made bacon wrapped meatloaf with a stuffing of roasted capsicum.

I know the difference between lamb and pig, pissant. Done both of them on said bandsaw. Question is, are you going to stop eating your "Ramen" backwards on the toilet long enough to man up and actually cook something from fresh ingredients that's good enough for /ck/?

Or are you just going to advertise to the world that another pissant neckbeard avocado smashing wannabe coin miner who still sponges off mummy and daddy thinks that they're the shit because they heard of this place called 4chan on plebbit? Grow the fuck up. This is for alkies, chefs, and Alkie chefs. Show us your Chefs knife, steel, discuss what country it came from, and why you prefer it. Otherwise, take your Wiltshire piece of shit self sharpening garbage and fuck the fuck off.

>> No.9770424

>average person makes a pancake in manly tears' kitchen

>> No.9770429
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>> No.9770452

this is why you could never kick all the mexicans out, white guys aint gone do this shit

>> No.9770463
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>vase isn't smoky when stirring the glass of ice
>it is in the next scene

>> No.9770466

White guys wouldn't do this shit. This is like carving a turkey into 4 pieces with a pair of poultry shears, to put it into terms you'd understand. It's a fucking disgrace, and all I can think of is that he's at a fucking Weiner factory, cos he's acting like a fucking tnuc with that saw.

>> No.9770530

I somehow completely missed the giant hands until around 20 sec mark.

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>> No.9770670

Because they are on their back and can't move.

>> No.9770712

I remember watching that doc, was pretty interesting.

>> No.9770823

Holy shit this looks a thousand times better than my mom's. None of that watery shit, no oversaturated pasta, either. She always puts way more effort into her cooking that it doesn't ask for and it doesn't taste bad but it could so painfully obviously be better.

>> No.9770833

Stop. Stop! STOP!

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>> No.9770988

are you using ffmpeg? If so just adjust the quality by setting -cfr from 5(HD) to 58(SD)

>> No.9771041

No u

>> No.9771071

now superimpose the pancake over the airplane

>> No.9771162

They are pretty good for the restaurants I would imagine. Pretty much free publicity and every once in a while a retard will order it and not finish having to pay a ton.

>> No.9771177

The ones that are doable bring in a lot more people and money, like a carnival game you have to have a winner sometime. Only one I've done was the Quaker Steak and Lube Atomic Wing challenge which was pretty hot but not that bad all told.

>> No.9771180

wait you can just put in the lasagna noodle uncooked?

>> No.9771207

is Greg confirmed autistic?

>> No.9771276

He has one video where he gives his gf laxative cookies. He filmed her going to the bathroom from the outside, but it's only for a short bit and you can't hear much. It would've been awesome if he put some cameras and good microphones IN the bathroom with her. It would've been legendary if he put a camera IN the toilet bowl that had a microphone with a filter in front so it could get really good sound quality. The fact that Pete didn't do this makes me FURIOUS.

>> No.9771279

He's just done about 4,000 kcals there. Absolute madman

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>> No.9771377

These weebums/jiffs are the only things I say "stop. Stop. STOP." to.

>> No.9771399

How have you been making lasagna

>> No.9771439

if your sauce is not dry as fuck, yeah, you can.

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>> No.9771857

I dont make it that often but the way I made it and my mom always made it was to boil the noodles at least part way before

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Here you go friend


>> No.9771982

There's two types of noodles, one that you are suppose to boil before and one that you can put in plain.

>> No.9772037

good webm

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>> No.9772179

Is this a new pasta?

>> No.9772182

I think so. I screencapped it anyway.

>> No.9772396

put me in the screencap

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