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>> No.9764606
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>>9764606

>> No.9764617

>>9764570
full video: https://youtu.be/d4KPWOUkbw8

>> No.9764626
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>OP starts with (semi) OC
>First two posters are the same fucking Jack webms that have been posted 8 times a day since the beginning of time
Can you people at least fucking TRY? At least make some new Jack webms if you absolutely fucking must.

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>> No.9764817

>>9764606
>>9764610
this thread just took a turn for the worse

>> No.9764870

>>9764606
>>9764610
I think ja/ck/ posting is a bannable offense on /ck/ got banned twice from this shit.

>> No.9764886
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>>9764870
Nope you probably did something else naughty

>> No.9764892

>>9764638
>welfare state.webm

>> No.9764894

>>9764886
don't tell me i didn't warn you

>> No.9764896
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Nothing can stop the LA Beast.

>> No.9764898
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>>9764894
Cool your beans, my dude

>> No.9764967

is LA beast a chad?

>> No.9764994
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>>9764570

>> No.9765072

>>9764610
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.9765092

Someone post the girl with shaking hands making pan cakes. Need a good fap.

>> No.9765097

>>9765092
don't lewd my waifu

>> No.9765103

>>9764610

This should be punishable by death

>> No.9765112

>>9764610
We can't even blame Jack for this monstrosity, isn't it a Martha Stewart thing?

>> No.9765114

>>9764896
Requestong webm of that chick deepthroating a stick of butter.

>> No.9765116

>>9765092
I will cut you

>> No.9765197
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9765197

Give me video links and I'll make webms (provided they're interesting). I don't mind jackposting but seeing the same webms of him over and over again does get old.

>> No.9765206
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>>9764994
>>9765197
Asian fetish! Aww shiiit

>> No.9765208

>>9764896
I think that near-miss car wreck was supposed to be a warning from God. He has ignored it.

>> No.9765237

>>9765197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pI-X1V1VJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlYRzKmnj-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4HWChrVaI

>> No.9765312

>>9765197
sauce pls

>> No.9765335

>>9765197
Man, nippons are weird

>> No.9765342
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>>9765237

>>9765312
KAWD-588

>> No.9765389
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>>9765114
Happy fapping

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>>9765114
>>9765389
Now in reverse.

>> No.9765399

>>9765396
Oh fuck dude, I hate you lol.

>> No.9765400
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>> No.9765409

>>9764570
joker can't even enjoy durian

>> No.9765410

>>9765389
>>9765396
worst part of this for me is that she's showing it off as a party trick so you know she's done it many times before

which begs the question, why did she do it the first time

>> No.9765412

>>9764898
Why does fatty have fruit? Is it the wife's?

>> No.9765433

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to say that I would put my hoohoodilly in LA Beast's chacha, if you know what I mean. Or vice versa. I ain't picky.

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>> No.9765487

>>9764606
Looks like Andy Sixx's log of shit.

>> No.9765510

>>9765400
Lmao that was hot

>> No.9765535

>>9765454
I don't see how this is even humanly possible

>> No.9765541
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>> No.9765543

>>9765535
It's not, the stomach can hold up to just so much food.

>> No.9765546
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>> No.9765557

>>9764870

It should be, it's a fucking old and boring eyesore everyone has already seen.

>> No.9765580

>>9765541

Imagine doing this shit every for hours five days a week. I do not know how can some people live like that.

>> No.9765595
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>>9765541
Fuck doing that as a job, you would have to be so careful not to accidently cut your hand off whilst also being fast enough to cut the fucking meat

>> No.9765598

>>9765580
I can't think they wouldn't take turns at the saw/blade/hooks/packaging.

>> No.9765608

>>9764610
what the fucking shit is this.
I'm pretty damn sure thats not how you make one pot spaghetti

>> No.9765620
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>>9765557

>> No.9765673

>>9764606
I just saw the shitty knife handling and immediately knew it was jack. wtf have you done to me /ck/?

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>>9765620

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>> No.9765846

>>9765546
>aero polo and track pants with spiky hair
this is so fucking paki it hurts

>> No.9765894

>>9764626
holy shit the guy eat's like he'd been in auschwitz

>>9765342
>yellow cake
i also like uranium in my desert

>>9765541
not wearing butcher gloves

>>9765546
filth wears his watch and no gloves at all

>> No.9765899

>>9765835
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious salmonella

>> No.9765901

>>9765814
thanks for the seizure

>> No.9765909
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>>9765899
>eggs
>salmonella
get a load of this pussy

>> No.9765910

>>9765835
this honestly looks quite horrible

>> No.9765976

>>9765543
What if you're one of those 500+ lbs Amerilards with a stomach the size of an inflated garbage bag?

>> No.9765983

>>9764898
>twenty-nine seconds to open a fucking package of cream cheese
This man is a clinical retard.

>> No.9765986

>>9765595
Used to do warehouse work where I'd have to check fuel injectors for damage. 8 hours a night.

It's soul destroying and I don't see how anyone can be content with it.

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>>9765546
I can't watch

>> No.9766012

>>9764626
>Day 43 of gf deciding we should go vegan

>> No.9766021

>>9765899
>living in a country where eggs carry salmonella.
lol how do you have internet

>> No.9766032

>>9765546
RIP to pajeet's fingers.

>> No.9766038

>>9765894
>not wearing butcher gloves
W-what
>wearing a chain metal glove while using a high RPM band saw
Want to know how I know you're a fucking retard? That saw catches even a single fiber of that glove you're going to loose the whole hand not just the finger. Retard.

>> No.9766043
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>>9765546
talk about a nerve-wracking game of chicken

>> No.9766062

>>9764626
who the fuck cares you gay faggot you're just gonna make another thread when this one hits image limit anyway

>> No.9766073

>>9766062
hello, please do not call someone a faggot. This is not 1960 anymore, try to be respectful of all lifestyles

>> No.9766098

https://youtu.be/58LGDEtWtaY

>> No.9766100

>>9766073
Fucking tell that faggot

>> No.9766102
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>>9764570
Enjoy EA games.wave

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>> No.9766107

>>9766098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRO-q5SijCc

>> No.9766108

>>9766103
fuck, you can tell the squirrel heard it and started to react but there was no time

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>>9765909
Enjoy your cholesterol dude.

>> No.9766137

>>9766127
Retard alert.

>> No.9766176
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nouvelle cuisine

>> No.9766182 [DELETED] 

>>9764967
obviously, can you put a fucking cactus in yo ur mouth and chow down? no , you can't.

>> No.9766195

>>9765910
Fucking how
It's just an Omurice with half a tomato on top and fake demi-glace. Quite delicious if you ask me.

>> No.9766198

>>9766176
wala.

>> No.9766200

>>9766176
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.9766204

>>9765404
Fuck off already with this ugly piece of shit, you fucking fuck. Fuck.

>> No.9766228

>>9764886
his son is such a retard, he is worse than beefsquatch

>> No.9766237

>>9766038
sure kid, that's why it's used everywhere from in industrial slaughter houses, from parrying meat by hand with a knife to automatic saws.

the only thing that you'd get is a crushed finger and a broken saw since that blade is very thin and the teeth would go blunt. that's why you wear a fucking chain-mesh glove, it's fucking metal, not a flimsy plastic fibre you inbred piece of shit

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9766254

>>9765546
JESUS CHRIST SAMIR

>> No.9766303

>>9765400
Name?

>> No.9766404

>>9765595
Man you guys are retarded. He's that fast because he's done that job long enough, it is not a requirement.

>> No.9766427

>>9764606
Whoa is this that famous jack webm that only gets posted fifteen times a day?

>> No.9766440

>>9764626
>>9764870
who is ja/ck/ and why does he have nice shun knives

>> No.9766453

>>9764896
>be 10/10 alpha chad who everyone loves
>have successful YouTube channel
>holder of tons of world records
>get cancer

Goddamn, there's just no way to win is there?

>> No.9766462

>>9766440
I have the same knives, they're nice indeed.

>> No.9766476

>>9766453
judging from that clip they were already cancer

>> No.9766553

>>9766200
I pull out the table cloth at least.

>> No.9766562

>>9764570
Can you imagine being this starved for attention?

>> No.9766584

>>9765976
Just because you're obese as fuck doesn't mean your internal organs expand at the same size

>> No.9766596

>>9766562
he makes (or made) at least a few thousand dollars off the ad revenue for that shit

>> No.9766665
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>>9766453
Well he's now beat the cancer and is back to lifting so yeah, you can win.

>> No.9766738
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>> No.9766753

>>9765835
That looks pretty disgusting senpai

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>>9765799

>> No.9766822

>>9765894
>needing gloves when handling food that isn't ready to eat

ishyggdt

>> No.9766824
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>>9766440
This is Jack

>> No.9766827
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>> No.9766836
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>>9765112
It's hardly a monstrosity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09smBNps4EM

>> No.9766842

>>9766811
it's like one of those fish where its mouth jumps out and sucks everything back in.

>> No.9766847

>>9766200
It's Alinea, so you've already paid $500+ a seat months in advance. Good luck

>> No.9766858

>>9766836
my god you'd think she'd know better. I'm rarely led astray by martha when it comes to food

>> No.9766860

>>9766440
>who is ja/ck/
I couldn't even begin to describe Ja/ck/

>why does he have nice shun knives
That's a deep philosophical question that /ck/ has grappled with for many years.

>> No.9766864
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>> No.9766870

>>9766200
no you wouldnt.

>> No.9766872

>>9766176
>that will be $400 plus tip

>> No.9766877

>>9766836
>throwing four things in a pan and boiling them is "taking the Internet by storm"
They should have let her rot in prison.

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>> No.9766890

>>9766781
>when your food needs to be visible at night

>> No.9766891

>>9766864
when is the butter added

>> No.9766896
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>>9766864
nevermind that, made a loop of the best part

>> No.9766898

>>9766896
Nicely done.

>> No.9766924

>>9765814
>one pot
ok...
>pasta
Ya fuck that.

>>9766776
Fucking gross but I appreciate a gif I haven't seen before.

>>9766836
No, it still is. One-pot pasta is fucking atrocious.

>>9766864
>>9766888
More fresh gifs, cheers!

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>>9766924

>> No.9766932

>>9766898
>>9766896
yeah nice black frame

>> No.9766933
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>>9766928
oh shit, didn't mean to quote you anon, here have another webm

>> No.9766939
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>>9766932
I have no idea why webm for retards does that, some webms render fine while others end up with this fucking black frame. fuck it

>> No.9766941

>>9764638
Someone explain this witchcraft to me please.

>> No.9766952

>>9764638

what am I even seeing? How does he control the chickens?

>> No.9766983

>>9766200

No you wouldn't faggot

>> No.9766986

>>9765835
That's so runny though, what the fuck.

>> No.9766991

>>9766200

have another (no you wouldn't)

>> No.9766992

>>9765909
WHEN I WAS A LAD

>> No.9767001

>>9766200
bullshit, you would tip your fedora

>> No.9767008

>>9765894
Fuck you.

>> No.9767017

>>9764896
now i want a dragonball parody with youtube food memers

>> No.9767029

>>9765400
>rubbing her tummy
Why did that got me hard

>> No.9767040

>>9766176
?????

>> No.9767044

>>9765197
Is it bad that I instantly recognized Ai Uehara

>> No.9767057

>>9765814
just a bunch of ways to convince yourself you aren't eating mac and cheese, but still eat mac and cheese.

>> No.9767071

>>9766781
lost me at ketchup. mustard only master race.

>> No.9767089

>>9767044
nobody cares fuck off

>> No.9767106

>>9766928
No worries, and RIP bun. Either way, you redeemed yourself with Gordon squeezing out his creamy load >>9766933

>> No.9767110

>>9766952
Never fed chickens before? Shake a little feed when it's time to eat and they'll come running. Not just them, either, most animals fed on a schedule will follow you like a puppy when they know it's time to eat.

>> No.9767114

>>9766924
Kill yourself.

>> No.9767118

>>9767017
I bet you would, faggot.

>> No.9767144

>>9767114
You seem upset, do you need a hug?

>> No.9767147

>>9765673
That's nothing, I can already tell when it's a Ja/ck/ webm by the angle and the distance the camera is placed

>> No.9767188

>>9766103
Suffer not the varmint to live.

>> No.9767204

>>9766103
are you ok sandy

>> No.9767282

>>9767147
Some part of your brain will forever be taken up by the image of his goatee annexing further illegal settlements on his neck.

>> No.9767291

>>9766103
DROP THE NUT!
LET GO OF THE NUT AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!

>> No.9767340
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>>9766103
Poor squirrel got what is to us a fucking harpoon the size of a lamppost with a broadhead the size of a traffic cone going through its fucking face.

>> No.9767383

>>9764610
Why are you retards so aghast about doing something differently? kill yourselves.

>> No.9767481

>>9766776

Eh fuck it, I'd eat it.

>> No.9767506

>>9766952
he rang the gibs bell

>> No.9767516

>>9766584
t. gutlet

>> No.9767572

>>9765909
>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.9767612

>>9766176
I don't get it. Are you supposed to eat from the table like an animal ?

>> No.9767642
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9767642

I saw something new today.

>> No.9767647
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>>9767642

why?

>> No.9767655
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>>9767642
?

>> No.9767659

>>9765400
sauce pls im begging you

>> No.9767660
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>>9767642

>> No.9767678

>>9766665
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. I doubt it would even seem out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9767685

>>9764626
Is that Mike Enoch

>> No.9767695

>>9766781
I have to admit I like mattie. This is a great vid, I like the few ones of him cooking at home.

>> No.9767706

>>9765400
>>9765510
>>9766303
>>9767659
I found it!
xvideos com/video31826903/redhead_chloe_morgane_camille_crimson_doggy_style_sex_and_creampie

>> No.9767709

>>9766888
I think the chinese have the most underrated cuisine on earth.. right?

>> No.9767720

>>9767642
>>9767647
>>9767655
>>9767660

She has a whole insta of these and much better ones. I don't know why I like it but it is pretty dope.

>> No.9767721

>>9766888

reminds me of the beginning scene of "Eat Drink Man Woman." It's not a webm, but still comfy nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

>> No.9767727

>>9765454
stony could do this

>> No.9767730
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9767730

>>9767695
have another one then

>> No.9767749

>>9766836
I've never tried a Martha Stewart recipe, but I see them all the time and they have terrible ratings. Are her recipes really that bad, or are people just being assholes because she's a felon?

>> No.9767758

>>9767721
i love this movie. thx anon for reminding me.

>> No.9767770

>>9767721

Every time I see this it makes me wanna cook a shitton of food.

>> No.9767771

>>9767730
Big fan of Mattie most of the time but his new breakfast hash video was shit.

>> No.9767815

>>9766103
that's fucking badass

>> No.9767841

>>9766103
how does one even capture this camera angle

>> No.9767895

>>9767841
stick your camera in the scope

>> No.9767899

>>9767895
but then how do you see through the scope

>> No.9767907
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9767907

>>9767706
Aw sweet, thanks anon!

>> No.9767930

>>9767899
You look at the LCD on the camera.

>> No.9767983
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>> No.9768005

>>9767907
It's been like 4 years since I first seen this shit and I'm still not sure whether to be disgusted or aroused

>> No.9768030

>>9765342
this whole thing is cancer

>> No.9768081

>>9767481
>Eh
You're pathetic.

>> No.9768113
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>>9766584
*blocks your path*

>> No.9768122

>>9765541
>>9765546
Business idea: chainmail gloves

>> No.9768131

>>9765835
seems undercooked to me

>> No.9768141

>>9767907
im in love.

>> No.9768156

>>9768122
That vibrating saw cuts bones like it's warm butter. Chainmail wouldn't do shit.

>> No.9768161

>>9766127
If you're vegan and want eggs so badly, just eat some eggs. For Christ's sake.

>> No.9768173

>>9765814
Fucking hell, the amounts of butter, oil, cheese and cream are unreal.

>> No.9768194

>>9766776
>Peas on burger
What the fuck

>> No.9768199

>>9767815
Nothing badass about using weaponry on an animal you're not going to hunting for sustenance. This is cruelty. If you like it knowingly you're sadistic, if you think otherwise you're an imbecile.

>> No.9768202

>>9766827
I wonder how expensive an iron skillet made of that size

>> No.9768251

>>9767727
Doubt it, he's never done that much quantity
Most I can remember was the 15 pound turducken

>> No.9768296

>>9767044
Nah, she is one of the best jav stars after all. Shame she retired.

>> No.9768308

>>9768296
>that retirement movie special
Not really though, i always expect a retirement because it's the time when they play uncensored movies.

>> No.9768319

>>9768199
People eat squirrels, though.
And hunting pests, although I'm not sure a squirrel would fit that category, is fully acceptable whether you eat the animals or not.
I trapped and killed a marten that was fucking up my attic a few weeks ago. I didn't eat the thing.

>> No.9768342

>>9768319
squirrels are good eats.

>> No.9768362

>>9768113
Golem git ye gone

>> No.9768408

>>9765846
holy shit they dress like that in euroland too? Have a shitload of Indians in my city and almost all of them dress like that

>> No.9768429

>>9765541
Good thing only illegal immigrants have those kinds of jobs

>> No.9768481

>>9768030
why?

>> No.9768491

>>9768199

Squirrels are pests you gaping vagina

>> No.9768504

>>9765404
this woman is so unattractive that its painful, she looks like a high-functioning retard that genetically only gets fat in the tits and ass.
I bet a blind man can read the cellulite on her thighs.

>> No.9768511

>>9768156
chain-mail > chicken bone
>chain-mail >all bones

>> No.9768520

>>9765899
>1 in 10,000 eggs have salmonella
>need more than 1 contaminated egg to get sick
murica is great for raw eggs, don't be a pussy

>> No.9768563

>>9764626
holy shit he filled an entire cup up with in n out's secret sauce and is demolishing that shit.

one time i ordered a 4 by 4 from in n out, i was not disappointed. apparently they'll make however many patties and cheese on a burger that you want, even 16 by 16 or higher.


goddammit i am so hungry for an in n out burger right now

>> No.9768570

>>9768511
You would be surprised how shitty chainmail is as a defensive option.

>> No.9768600

>>9767983
beads?

>> No.9768604

>>9764570
>>9764896
i just wanna suck his dick so bad

>> No.9768657

>>9765814
Tasty needs to be destroyed.

>> No.9768677

>>9766776
>Ruining a burger with excessive sauces and toppings

Mexican as fuck.

>> No.9768705

>>9766776
one wall isn't enough

>> No.9768723

>>9768030
tell me what's wrong with it

>> No.9768725

>>9764610
Looks pretty good desu

>> No.9768736

>>9764610
>juicy

>> No.9768737
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>>9766811
can someone reverse this and make it even more grotesque

>> No.9768754

>>9767983
plz explain

>> No.9768759
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>>9765835

>> No.9768768
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>>9764886
>that twitch
He's retarded isn't he?

>> No.9768802

>>9768754
bee mochi

>> No.9768812

>>9765899
just wash your eggs before cracking them

>> No.9768931

>>9765835
>salmonella power.
No,thanks

>> No.9768936

>>9766195
>if you ask me
I didnt, it looks like shit

>> No.9768991
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>>9767642

>> No.9769011

>>9764994
Her almost 10 years younger and famous youtuber boyfriend cheat on her though.

>> No.9769042
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>>9765894
>being so filthy you assume that no one on planet earth washes their watch or wrist or anything
good lord.

>> No.9769074

>>9767983
I've been to a bakery whilst on holiday in Brazil. Lots of bees there as well.

>> No.9769087

>>9768122
They would get caught in the saw and fucking mangle your hands more than just running your hand through the saw would. Fucked up shit.

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>>9766440

this is Ja/ck/ my new friend. he has a channel on youtube.

>> No.9769176

>>9764994
Cut that out, young man!

>> No.9769177

>>9767678
this post seems familiar.

>> No.9769182
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>>9765400
:40 sec.
Oh wow, how did I know this was gonna be a porno.

>> No.9769188

>>9767907
That's the blood of her young asian kid beaten after he got B- at maths

>> No.9769191

>>9767983
The bee movie: the massacre

>> No.9769271

>>9766827
My ex made me watch these types of videos, brings back bad memories.

>> No.9769276

>>9767709
Not really, most of it is chili oil, chili flakes and MSG. This is the only few times where it looks good.

>> No.9769290

>>9766176
Grant Achatz at Alinea ;)

>> No.9769291

>>9769182
Because that's the longest you can last

>> No.9769340

>>9766012
KEK

>> No.9769376

>>9765901
jej rip

>> No.9769378

>>9764570
did he died?

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>> No.9769464

>>9768936
I won't even try """arguing""" with you anymore, here's your (you)

>> No.9769471

>>9769463
:(

>> No.9769477

>>9769463
God. I wish that were me.

>> No.9769481

>>9768005
Definitely aroused

>> No.9769496

>>9768600
gob's not on board

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>>9769463
This kills the fish.

>> No.9769512
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>>9769463
Fucking why tho?

>> No.9769546

>>9766824
When your cheddar is sharper than your knife

>> No.9769550

>>9769512
Looked like a quicker death than what most fish get.

>>9769546
It's a good joke. I don't blame you for posting it again.

>> No.9769559

>>9769550
fuck off chopped you faggot

>> No.9769571

>>9765454
I hate these retarded fucking "food challenges."
>hurrr eat this 110lb LIVE wolf in under 20 mins and get your picture on our wall!

>> No.9769574
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>>9766127
>vegan eggs
>contains eggs

What even is the purpose?

>> No.9769632

>>9769574
But it doesn't contain egg.

>> No.9769636

>>9767749
It's just italians being fucking mad

>> No.9769677
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>> No.9769684

>>9769512
An Anon had a sick fish but was too attached or too much of a pussy to just flush it or something. So he decided electrocuting it would be quicker and more humane. Was only in a thread a couple of days ago.

>> No.9769690

>>9769677
They sure love their charcoal.
https://youtu.be/OFhp2eg7f1Y

>> No.9769694

>>9764570
at first I thought this was Kev

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>> No.9769731

>>9766939
What the fuck, did he not let it rest or something?

>> No.9769745

>>9769502
Pretty sure these are already boiled or cooked.

>> No.9769749

>>9769731
He does rest it. I prefer mine with more sear than that but he's the famous chef so maybe I'm just a fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5y2voEWJ6U

>> No.9769763

>>9769745
They still move, They cut them in the middle to "kill" them.

>> No.9769785

>>9769712
Looks lumpy as shit.

>> No.9769807

>>9765543
What if you induce diarrhea so you start shitting the food as you eat it?

>> No.9769821

>>9766864
i was listening to Waveshaper when i looked at this and it oddly fit

>> No.9769849
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9769849

>>9769684
At least it was quick.

>> No.9769879

>>9764570
>wearing a raiders hat.
You deserve to choke on that cactus.

>> No.9769923

>>9769807
I mean, it's indian food, doubt you'll need a laxative.

>> No.9769951
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hot off the press boys
also whats the easiest way to make the file size smaller fuck

>> No.9769956

>>9769951
Is there supposed to be something wrong with this? Just looks like melted butter, cocoa powder, and powdered sugar?

>> No.9769963

>>9769956
it wasnt captured very well but that is one pound of icing sugar

>> No.9769965

>>9768113
good ol' HGH

>> No.9769968

>>9769963
That's usually how much you use to make enough frosting for a whole cake.

>> No.9769975

>>9766827
>Acquire shrinking gun
>Have best breakfast of your life

>> No.9769979

>>9769968
>>9769963
>Over four cups of icing sugar
Unless you are making a gigantic cake, that is a LOT of confectioner's sugar

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>>9769496

>> No.9770024

>>9769173
why the fuck he adding water to his boigez

>> No.9770025

>>9769979
It's about right for a 20cm cake.

>> No.9770042

>>9769785
at the beginning, sure

looks fine
dunno about adding onions at the end for something thats going to be stored though

>> No.9770062

>>9769763
Which is why they're all in a straight line not moving out of where they are placed?

>> No.9770074

>>9765410
kek

>> No.9770091

>>9766127
Imagine being so desperate to enjoy real food despite your retard meme diet that you spend 20 minutes making a terrible fake egg.

>> No.9770092

>>9765197
Link pls

>> No.9770123
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>>9770092
literally already posted, search the thread faggot

>> No.9770142

>>9765541
He's doing a shit job of breaking pig.

Also... None of you pissants ever worked with anything apart from pre prepared? So you're all faggot store bought jack fans? I'm outa here.

>> No.9770158

>>9770142
Who, look out for this cool and tough guy.

>> No.9770159

>>9766237
>>Hasn't severed any tendons in his hand

Not a butcher

>> No.9770176

>>9766924
>"Hey guys! I'm a giant faggot and I think everyone cares about my opinion! Watch as I review everyone's webms!"

This always annoys me so badly. Go jerk yourself off somewhere else.

>> No.9770183

>>9769923
It's Japanese, not Indian

>> No.9770186

>>9770158
No, I cook, memefag.

>> No.9770189

>>9770176
+1

>> No.9770201

>>9764896
Icy hot on the balls and a pineapple got pretty close tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RrQc4ZAi_o

>> No.9770206

>>9770024
You gotta get them nice and juicy.

>> No.9770271

>>9766786
how on earth could you eat this? disregarding arteries, butter is disgusting by itself

>> No.9770317

>>9768563
Apparently they limited it to a 4x4. Jackasses were ordering 16x16 and it was taking up the whole grill.

>> No.9770350

>>9770186
Says the guy who can't tell lamb from pig.

>> No.9770358

>>9766176
I hate white people

>> No.9770361

>>9770025
do americans really eat this?

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>>9766200
I swear I've seen this post before

>> No.9770382

>>9770361

They would even eat their own shit if it tasted good

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>> No.9770411

>>9765454
This challenge is anatomically impossible to complete. the human stomach would risk bursting from that much food

>> No.9770415

>>9770350
Cooking a leg today. 12 hours already marinated in Greek yogurt, going to be in there for 12 hrs at 100 degrees Celsius, fall off the bone ready. And as for pig, deboned a shoulder, trimmed, minced, and made bacon wrapped meatloaf with a stuffing of roasted capsicum.

I know the difference between lamb and pig, pissant. Done both of them on said bandsaw. Question is, are you going to stop eating your "Ramen" backwards on the toilet long enough to man up and actually cook something from fresh ingredients that's good enough for /ck/?

Or are you just going to advertise to the world that another pissant neckbeard avocado smashing wannabe coin miner who still sponges off mummy and daddy thinks that they're the shit because they heard of this place called 4chan on plebbit? Grow the fuck up. This is for alkies, chefs, and Alkie chefs. Show us your Chefs knife, steel, discuss what country it came from, and why you prefer it. Otherwise, take your Wiltshire piece of shit self sharpening garbage and fuck the fuck off.

>> No.9770424

>>9766827
>average person makes a pancake in manly tears' kitchen

>> No.9770429
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>> No.9770452

>>9765541
this is why you could never kick all the mexicans out, white guys aint gone do this shit

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>>9770429
>vase isn't smoky when stirring the glass of ice
>it is in the next scene

>> No.9770466

>>9770452
White guys wouldn't do this shit. This is like carving a turkey into 4 pieces with a pair of poultry shears, to put it into terms you'd understand. It's a fucking disgrace, and all I can think of is that he's at a fucking Weiner factory, cos he's acting like a fucking tnuc with that saw.

>> No.9770530

>>9766827
I somehow completely missed the giant hands until around 20 sec mark.

>> No.9770600

>>9764896
>Ketards

>> No.9770670

>>9770062
Because they are on their back and can't move.

>> No.9770712

>>9769677
I remember watching that doc, was pretty interesting.

>> No.9770823

>>9767730
Holy shit this looks a thousand times better than my mom's. None of that watery shit, no oversaturated pasta, either. She always puts way more effort into her cooking that it doesn't ask for and it doesn't taste bad but it could so painfully obviously be better.

>> No.9770833

>>9769951
Stop. Stop! STOP!

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>> No.9770988

>>9769951
are you using ffmpeg? If so just adjust the quality by setting -cfr from 5(HD) to 58(SD)

>> No.9771041

>>9770415
No u

>> No.9771071

>>9770894
now superimpose the pancake over the airplane

>> No.9771162

>>9769571
They are pretty good for the restaurants I would imagine. Pretty much free publicity and every once in a while a retard will order it and not finish having to pay a ton.

>> No.9771177

>>9771162
The ones that are doable bring in a lot more people and money, like a carnival game you have to have a winner sometime. Only one I've done was the Quaker Steak and Lube Atomic Wing challenge which was pretty hot but not that bad all told.

>> No.9771180

>>9767730
wait you can just put in the lasagna noodle uncooked?

>> No.9771207

>>9770390
is Greg confirmed autistic?

>> No.9771276

>>9766665
He has one video where he gives his gf laxative cookies. He filmed her going to the bathroom from the outside, but it's only for a short bit and you can't hear much. It would've been awesome if he put some cameras and good microphones IN the bathroom with her. It would've been legendary if he put a camera IN the toilet bowl that had a microphone with a filter in front so it could get really good sound quality. The fact that Pete didn't do this makes me FURIOUS.

>> No.9771279

>>9765909
He's just done about 4,000 kcals there. Absolute madman

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>> No.9771377

>>9770123
These weebums/jiffs are the only things I say "stop. Stop. STOP." to.

>> No.9771399

>>9771180
How have you been making lasagna

>> No.9771439

>>9771180
if your sauce is not dry as fuck, yeah, you can.

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9771548

>>9766827
why

>> No.9771857

>>9771399
>>9771439
I dont make it that often but the way I made it and my mom always made it was to boil the noodles at least part way before

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>>9768737
>>9766811
Here you go friend

>>9766842
kek

>> No.9771982

>>9771857
>>9771439
>>9771399
There's two types of noodles, one that you are suppose to boil before and one that you can put in plain.

>> No.9772037

>>9771913
good webm

>> No.9772059
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NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

>>9772042
>>9772042
>>9772042

>> No.9772163

>>9772059
(((you)))

>> No.9772179

>>9770415
Is this a new pasta?

>> No.9772182

>>9772179
I think so. I screencapped it anyway.

>> No.9772396

>>9772182
put me in the screencap

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