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9759129 No.9759129 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

>mcnuggets!
>cheeseburger!
>big mac!

Alright, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like?

>> No.9759277

For me, it's the mcChicken

>> No.9759631

>>9759129
to drive to Culver's so I can get some actually good food

>> No.9759635

>>9759129
I'll have a McChicken.

>> No.9759638

Faggot

>> No.9759641

>>9759129

fries and a McFlurry, the only things of value to come out of McDonald's, then I drive to Hardy's to get my hamburger

>> No.9759662
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>>9759129
The adults have already gotten food from other restaurants, we're at McDicks because the kids were going to flip their shit if we didn't.

>> No.9759676

>>9759129
to get food somewhere else. pretty much any other fast food place is better then mcdonalds, at least, the ones in my area.

>> No.9759677

like fifty burger patties. no bun, no cheese, no condiments.

>> No.9759861

>#7 combo with a Dr.Pepper, no ice, and hot mustard
>that'll be $6.10, we'll have it right out
>thanks

By their nutrition information it's exactly 1000 calories.

>> No.9759903

>>9759129
Just large fries and a cheap coffee. Everything else is meh.

...maybe a McFlurry in summer to dip the fries in.

>> No.9759918

>>9759129
Dbl chz, small fries, 4 pc nuggets.

I hardly ever order any of their other shit. I’m good with this trash excuse for food, no really. Whatever crack they put in their patties and nuggets is pretty tasty. Too bad it makes me feel like shit afterwards.

>> No.9759944

>>9759129
>mcdouble
>mcchicken
>big mac
>buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich
>fries

i usually get some combination of two of these items.

>> No.9759971

>>9759129
Mcdouble with a small fries please!

>> No.9760054

>>9759129

Fillet O Fish is GOAT

>> No.9760202

Ill have a whopper.

>> No.9760207
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9760207

The Mclittledarkage, please...

>> No.9760208

>>9759129
the nuggets are the only edible meat product on the menu

>> No.9760215
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9760215

Monster energy taco!

>> No.9760231

>>9759129
give me two large sweet teas and four bacon, egg and cheese biscuits

>> No.9760233 [DELETED] 

-giggles-
Could I get uhhhhh...
Whopper?

>> No.9760255

>2 sausage mcmuffins
>2 hash browns
>and a medium iced tea

>> No.9760327
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9760327

Triple.

Fucking.

Cheesburger.

Three of them, with 2 McChickens, 6pc. tendies (two Signature Sauce, two honey mustard), large fry, large sweet tea. LIGHT on the motherfucking ice. And hook a nigga up with a 3pc. CC cookie. Pwease.

>> No.9760328

I have a jalapeno double please
Oh wait you fuckers don't serve that anymore
I guess I'll just go somewhere else

>> No.9760348

>>9759129

I'll have a bottle of water, thanks.

>> No.9760359

I'll have the McFucking minimum wage filth taking my order outside right now or I'll come in there and make an example of you.

>> No.9760369

>>9759129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM

>> No.9760370

>>9760327
Reddit

>> No.9760392
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9760392

>>9759662
>unable to properly raise children

>> No.9760396 [DELETED] 

>>9760370
This whole thread is a reddit attempt at humor you retarded faggot
Fucking kill yourself

>> No.9760408

>>9759129
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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>>9760408
faggot >>9760369

>> No.9760432
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>>9759631
This, I've completely given up all fast food except Culver's. God damn, I love the bacon deluxe burger. Also, their pumpkin gingerbread shake is probably the best frozen dessert I've ever had.

>> No.9760459
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9760459

Hehonhohehohai

>> No.9760493

I usually go double quarter pounder, big mac every now and again, and triple cheeseburger once in a blue moon. If I'm real hungry I'll toss in 10 chikky nuggz on the side.

>> No.9760559

bacon
egg
mc muffin

>> No.9760567

Good job OP; you took one of the most retarded threads currently being spammed on /ck/ and made it even more retarded.

You are a retard multiplier. Everything you touch becomes exponentially more retarded. What a gift you have.

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9760696

>he doesn't get the double quarter pounder with cheese
might as well kill yourself to be honest family

>>9760493
this is the correct answer

>> No.9760740

Yall got the mcRib?

>> No.9761019

>>9760432
Dude. Hell yes. Culvers is ao worth it.

>Double Deluxe
>Cheese Curds
>Side of Blue Cheese
Every time.

>> No.9761479
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>>9759129
Drive home and take something out my well-stacked fridge.

>> No.9761491

>>9760432
mushroom and swiss with root beer

>> No.9761531

>>9761479
>It's all junk food
4/10

>> No.9761565

>>9761479
nice fridge senpai

>> No.9761575

>>9759631
Culver's fucking sucks. It's all overly greasy bland bullshit, if I want that I'd go to fucking five guys

>> No.9761583

>>9760396
Nah nigga, nah.neck yourself

>> No.9761609

>>9761575
we don't have Five Guys here anon

>> No.9761660

>>9759631
>>9760432
>>9761019
It’s a “fly-over state residents desperately reach out to some form of culinary relevance through fast food while clogging their arteries and dying alone” thread

>> No.9761867

>>9761660
mcbaby spotted

>> No.9761876

>>9759129
Two BK crispy chicken.

>> No.9761928
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9761928

>>9759129
I would like a Baconator coated in the Burger King's mayonnaise, include some Meme Sauce with my order please!

>> No.9761938

>>9761660

I'm sorry you don't have a Culver's in your area anon but don't be so upset about it! You really seem angry here.

>> No.9761957

>>9759129
A McFlurry with whatever has the most caramel and a large portion of french fries.

>> No.9762136

Yeah, can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.9762188

>>9761479
Jesus loves you.

>> No.9762196

>>9762136
Nice normalfag meme

>> No.9762204

>>9759129
I'll have a McFish and a small fries with a water cup

>> No.9762206

>>9761479
I've never eaten most of those things. Are poptarts any good?

>> No.9762207

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
A Spicy McChicken
Two orders of fries

If it's breakfast then Sausage McMuffin with Egg, and how many Hash Browns do you have? I'll take that many

>> No.9762213

>>9759662
>we're ___________ because the kids were going to flip their shit if we didn't
Let them. They'll sleep soundly that night after being served leftovers.

>> No.9762214

>friend and I go through the drive thru
>pulls up to the order mic and starts listing items before the employee says anything
>not even sure if anyone's on the other side but he keeps ordering
>suddenly items start appearing on the order display
>"and ill have a double cheese with no pickles, please."
>hear the employee go "heh." over the intercom
>mfw we drive around to the next window and my friend starts hitting on the employee

>> No.9762218

>>9762204

There is no McFish. It's a Filet O' Fish and it's glorious.

>> No.9762224

https://youtu.be/v5tTSfWMeNo?t=360

>> No.9762233

2 McChickens and an ice cream cone

>> No.9762234

>>9761660
>My post is ranting and longish

>>9759129
I'll have two sausage & egg mcmuffins with a large strawberry shake.

>> No.9762324

>>9761479
junktastic

>> No.9762402 [DELETED] 
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>>9761928
fuck mayonaise

>> No.9762436

>>9761479
On /ck/?

>> No.9762740

>2 large fries
>strawberry milkshake
>sour cream and bbq dipping sauces
nothing else of value on the menu

>> No.9762742

A proper fucking meal, you fatass.

>> No.9762818

>>9762196
could you stop being such a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.9762819

>>9759129
>large number 1 mellow yellow
>20 piece mcnuggs (sauce varies on mood)
>mcdouble
eaten at 1030am while fucked up on cheap whiskey.

>> No.9762823

>>9760432
my dude, I'm addicted to culvers. Always hard to pick between tendies and burgers. Sometimes I just get both... or all the time

>> No.9762833

>>9761479
fffilthyyy

>> No.9762842

8 triple cheeseburgers, 8 vanilla icecream cones, 8 french fries and 1 big diet coke and 1 big coke. Please. Ketchup and mayonese as well.

>> No.9762848
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>>9761479

>> No.9762866

McPick 2 for 1
Chicken Sandwich
McDouble
Take bottom buns off both and combine.

Wa la. My favorite thing and it's under 3bux.

>> No.9763186

>>9759129
Chicken selects

>> No.9763191

>>9759861
>trusting their nutritional information

It's like you don't even want to make it

>> No.9763260

>>9759129
Arch Delux.

>> No.9763446

>>9761479
>cereal in the fridge
for what purpose

>> No.9763643

>>9761479
>Chips in the fridge
So this is what it feels like to be triggered.

>> No.9763814

I’ll just have a coffee and sit and read the paper in the corner booth for like 3 hours. Thanks

>> No.9764031

>>9761479
why is this allowed outside /b/

>> No.9764054
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>>9759129
For me, it's the McDLT

>> No.9764061

Double quarter pounder with angus patties, double bacon and triple cheese

>> No.9764070

>>9762206
they are ok. the frosted cinnamon one I will eat as dessert sometimes

>> No.9764089

>>9764054
>that quality
jesus, you can't even recognize him

>> No.9764097

>>9764089
That's 1985 for ya.

>> No.9764123

>>9761479
>Keeps all the shit in the fridge that doesn't need to be in the fridge

Pretty sure this was a joke image someone took to trigger people.

>> No.9764138

>>9763191
it's accurate within 10%

also its in macdonald's interest to manage the accuracy of their portion sizes so they aren't wasting money and such

>> No.9764225

>>9761479
delete this

>> No.9764257

>>9759129
>Alright, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like?
To go somewhere else because fast food is for children and autists.

>> No.9764623

>>9761479
please be a bait image. if you're a lazy fuck, why wouldn't you keep shit like cereal outside where its conienent.

>> No.9765102
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9765102

>steak egg n cheese bagel and two hash browns
>orange juice
>handful of the qtπ mexican expeditors ass

burgerfags and mcgriddlefats cant handle a real mans breakfast.

>> No.9765113

>>9761479

FUCK YOU

>> No.9765159

>>9761479
bruh

>> No.9765189

when is that szechuan sauce coming back?

>> No.9765285
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>>9762218
Babby can't even into the McFish, the best sea tendie sandwich.

>> No.9765315

>>9761479
nigger

>> No.9765326

>>9759641
Do you dip the fries in the mcflurry? This matters.

>> No.9765332
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>>9759129

>> No.9765339

3 McChickens, medium fry, medium coffee black
or I just go to burger king and get like 50 nuggets for the same price

>> No.9765344

>>9765102
steak bagel is literally the best hangover food you can buy on the road
shit is incredible

>> No.9765370

>>9761479
Delet

>> No.9765379 [DELETED] 

Every couple of years when I can some extra dosh and a few days off I make a fucking stupid breakfast of filet, fried eggs, bacon, and hashbrown or potato. And fucking gravy. Oooooh the gravy.

Haven't done it in awhile, I'll need one soon.

Also, the morning after thanksgiving, hung over, weird turkey sandwich that has stuffing and gravy on it is pretty fucking great.

>> No.9765382

>>9759129
Maestro Montreal for me and Maestro chicken for the missus, thank you.

>> No.9765424

>>9759861
As someone who works at a mcdicks, I can assure you we don't have Dr pepper, that's a Pepsi-owned soda.

>> No.9765437

>>9765285
why does it have poison?

>> No.9765449

>>9762204
>>9762218
>>9765285
In america those fish sandwiches are made of pollock and whitting. No one on the face of earth should willingly eat that bland and tasteless processed shit.

>> No.9765559
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9765559

Why are Americans so obssessed with fast food?

>> No.9765566

>>9765559
Because most of us can't cook so where else are we going to feed our faces?

>> No.9765574

>>9765559
>>9765566
Probably because americans are the most overworked people on the planet, so a quick tasty meal once a week feels complimentary with our fine whiskeys and smooth and cool joe camel Camel brand cigarettes.

>> No.9765619

>>9765424
You work in the North or some place that sucks total ass.

Also Dr.Pepper is independent of both Coke and Pepsi.
It's actually older than both.

Texas is a special place friendo.

>> No.9765831

>>9765619
Then how come the bottle I'm looking at right now says "distributed by PepsiCo"?

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>>9761479
What the fuck is your problem

>> No.9766348

>>9759129
i'm sorry but those are not my kids, i do not know what i am doing here since i would rather do my own burgers.

>> No.9766754

>stand in line for 15 minutes since the only macco in town is in a teen infested mall
>''hello, I'll have a large milksh..''
>''sorry, machine broken''
>walk away

Pretty much all my visits go like this. Sometimes I ask for ice cream instead of shakes, but same machine so it's broken. Always.

>> No.9766783

Me? I'll have crab legs.

>> No.9766791

>>9761479
fuck off

>> No.9766846

>>9759277
Fpbp

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>>9759129

>Let me get half a dozen McRibs, my man.

Pickles and onions too.

>> No.9767380

>>9765831
Because you're from Canada, you dumbass.

>> No.9767392

>>9759129
I will have diabetes, heart disease, fatty liver, and chlamydia.

>> No.9767657

>>9761876
The dollar menu ones? Or the Tendercrisp?

>> No.9767663

>>9762207
Where do you live that still has Spicy McChicken? We only have regular here in Orlando; would kill for a Spicy.

>> No.9767674

>>9763260
God, I wish.

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>>9761479

>> No.9767786
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9767786

double filet o fish, large fry, large sprite

>> No.9767796

>>9759129
i just need to use your restroom. i'm on my way to whataburger

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>>9767796
>americans cant even make it down the road without stopping for violent fast-food induced diarrhea

>> No.9767865

The only time I go to mcdonalds is when I really want a Mcmuffin and Hash Brown.

>> No.9767869

>>9759129
When the left eventually pushes for, and succeeds, at getting pedophilia legalized, will even calling someone a child no longer be a politically correct insult? Just curious.

>> No.9767898

>>9765424
It varies by region. Dr Pepper Snapple Group is an independent company but does not have a complete network of bottlers and distributors. 30% is distributed by Pepsi bottlers, 30% by Coca-Cola bottlers and the remaining 40% by independent. You work in a Pepsi area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper#Distribution

>> No.9767936

>I'll have a McDouble, a Junior Chicken, a small fries, and a cup of water please.

>> No.9768001

>>9767861
just need to pee because i drank 3 beers after leaving work. you yurofucks suck at logic

>> No.9768016

Two of the best value burger they have.

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>>9761479

>> No.9770254

>>9765326
I do

>> No.9770272

>>9767786
looks like some one jizzed in it.
where can i get one?

>> No.9770295

>>9761479
C'mon man, why? Do you really need attention like this?

>> No.9770336

I'd like to eat something that doesn't give me stomach pain after. And make better fries while your at it.

>> No.9770745

2 double cheeseburgers
crispy bbq chicken snack wrap
med fries
medium root beer when im home in Canada
Sprite here in the UK

>> No.9770762

>>9759129
Directions to Long Johns

>> No.9771794

>>9761479
Aahhh fuck off

>> No.9771955

2 spicy mcchickens and a fucking quarter pounder, medium fries

>> No.9771976

>>9761479
Fuck you, man

>> No.9771991

>>9759129
I think I may have asked for McNuggets at a Wendy's before. Too drunk to remember for sure.

>> No.9772013
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>>9759129
two mcdoubles and a coke
full disclosure: haven't been to McD's in months, and it was pretty rare for me to go before then
more of a Taco Bell kinda guy

>> No.9772602

>>9759277

based

>> No.9772731

>>9759277
kek'd and fpbp

>>9759129
Large classic angus meal and 10 nuggets
fuck you nuggets are good shit

>> No.9772782

Why does everyone keep insisting big boys like onions?
Onions, especially raw slivered onions, ruin burgers.
No onions please. If I see an onion, you're making it again.

>> No.9773157

>>9772782
Recent (fake?) news that onions increase testosterone

>> No.9773267

20 triple cheeseburgers. And a diet coke. And... hmmm.. a vanilla icecream cone. Thanks

>> No.9773282

>>9761575
You have no taste buds
>Five Gays fan
Pfffft and you complain about Culver's being bland grease? Fuck outta here.

>> No.9773283

>>9761479
that is a well stocked fridge anon, but it is the exact fucking oposite of well stacked

>> No.9773293

>>9773267
How many scoops?

>> No.9773336
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9773336

>>9759129
McChicken and apple pie. Also pepsi is for niggers

>> No.9773510

Chicken Thai wrap. Extra cuke, extra lettuce, grilled chicken, extra onion, no mayo sauce.

Thxmuch

>> No.9773523

>>9761479
Fuck you

>> No.9773683

>>9761660
says the europoor ;^)

>> No.9773715

>>9760567
really wish reddit-tier posters would leave :(

>> No.9773729

>>9761660
I'd rather be fly-over over normieville any day. FUCK you.

>> No.9773984

>>9764031
the dumbest comment I've ever read

>> No.9774006

I want a Lone Star Stack again.

>> No.9774051

>>9761479
Even though I'm protected for eternity from these kinds of posts, this made me Kek so here's your (you)

>> No.9774202

2 mcdoubles, a large fry, and a large sweet tea with light ice

>> No.9774450

>>9761479
damn you

>> No.9774850

I just had 2(TWO) McGriddles for the price of one.

>> No.9776129

Chicken McGriddle (sub round egg), hashbrown, OJ, thanks.

>> No.9776130

>>9759129
ameritards really eating there After all the redpills? disgusting country

>> No.9776146

20 Nuggets
2 McChickens
2 Cheeseburgers
1 Quarter Pounder
1 Fillet O' Fish
3 large fries
and a Diet Coke.

>> No.9776151

>>9776146
I sincerely hope you have a wife and kids.

>> No.9776182

>>9776151
My wife died unexpectedly of a heart attack last year at the age of 38.

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>>9759129
2 orders of pic related,
a dollar each
still worth it

>> No.9776217

2 mcchicks
1 mcdouble

WALA

>> No.9776223

Clearly I want the tendies.

I am a good boy after all.

>> No.9776228

>>9776213
>"steak"

>> No.9776421

Country fried steak and egg biscuit and a pineapple pie. Orange Hi-C to drink.

>> No.9776449

>>9776213
>rice, a pancake with gravy, and coke

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>>9761479
why the fuck is half of that shit in there senpai

>> No.9776556

>>9776538
>he doesn't like cold refrigerator chips

>> No.9776562

>>9776449
>>9776228
ITS A PATTY

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9776577

>you will never live in an era where McDonald's served hot dogs and corn on the cob thanks to this autistic motherfucker

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>>9759129
Mc Water you imbred fucking cock-gobbler.

>> No.9776630

>>9759129
McFish

>> No.9776653

>>9759129
Directions for the nearest Wenddy's, please

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>>9761479
Fuck off.

>> No.9776757

>>9765831
Because it's distributed by both, retard

>> No.9776801

>>9773267
Ice cream machine broke

>> No.9776926

I had an experience at wendys tonight when i asked for a daves double she said a mcdouble...

>> No.9776972

>>9765831
It's like you didn't even read the link.

>> No.9776993
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9776993

>>9759129

>> No.9777073

>>9773282
>five guys fan
Reading comprehension is pretty difficult eh?

>> No.9778101

>>9761479
cunt

>> No.9778135

That feel when Miguel has to fetch the one porcelain plate, because I specifically asked for the porcelain plate.

When I scowl at him and he averts his eyes.

That's power son. Bet you poor, pathetic bastards didn't even know McDonald's had porcelain plates.

>> No.9778151

>>9761479
Not risking

>> No.9778156

>>9778135
...
Really?

>> No.9778196

>>9778156
Yes, really.

>> No.9778420

>>9772782
I agree desu
Raw onions on burgers are a fuckin travesty. Sauteed/grilled onions are delicious but raw onions are just gross

>> No.9778433
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9778433

I am ashamed I really like this

>> No.9778446

>>9778433
Looks like someone threw up onto a McChicken.

>> No.9778475

Leap through the window, jump back into the car, run over my stupid kids and drive as directly as physically possible to the next Wimpy's

>> No.9778476
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9778476

>>9759129
I'll have that chorizo thing from the gourmet menu.
Shit's fucking sweet and spicy, good shit.

>> No.9778480

>>9778433
Jesus christ what the hell is that thing?

>> No.9778488

>>9776577
>you will never live in the era of the dollar menu again

>> No.9778508

>>9761479
Fuck you

>> No.9778514
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>>9759129
A McGangbang and a McFuckit. Followed by some of that secret Ronald Mcdonald Horse Semen sauce. I know you motherfuckers have it back there!

>> No.9778551
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9778551

America wins again

>> No.9779025

>>9759129
One hundred chicken mc nuggets in a happy meal box, No toy. I don't need them anymore.

>> No.9779439

>>9759129

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.9779440

>>9776653
>WenDDy's
She's twelve, you pervert

>> No.9780042
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9780042

I'll have a McChicken, please. The best fast food sandwich on a sesame seed bun.

>> No.9780892

>>9761479
hiuuhiihu

>> No.9780906

>>9761479
fag

>> No.9780946

>>9761479
this one's for you, mom

>> No.9780973

>>9772782
>If I see an onion, you're making it again.

if you said that, I'd say fuck off. ask for no onion dumb fuck.

>> No.9781028

>>9761479
>chips in the fridge
>cereal in the fridge
What are you doing? Do you have a rat problem or something?

>> No.9781072

>>9761479fuck

>> No.9781096

>>9781028
>he doesnt get it

>> No.9781105
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9781105

>>9761479
>chips in fridge

>> No.9781116

>>9759129
Went to Burger King instead for their Rodeo King, Spicy Nuggets, and a large Sprite.

>> No.9781267

>>9759129
cheeseburger is the only thing worth getting at mcd's
maybe a mcchicken but nothing else

>> No.9781463

>>9761479
shitty fridge

>> No.9781624
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9781624

>>9761479

>> No.9781820

>>9780973
But what if she requested no onions and you covered it onions?
Wouldn't that be grounds for beating you to death?

>> No.9782098

>>9761479
your mum gayt

>> No.9782117
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9782117

>>9761479

>> No.9782133

>>9759129
>can't filter McDonald's cancer
I guess they pay 4chinz for these cancerous posts and the mods put them off limits to the filter.

Pure cancer.

>> No.9782236
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9782236

>> No.9782328

>>9776182
Judging by your order it can't have been that unexpected

>> No.9782343

Double quarter-pounder with cheese, plain.
2 large fries.

Less than once a month.

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9782369

>>9761479

>> No.9782385

>>9782236
wrong
I've had days where I had some ridiculous craving for a plain double cheese burger and small fries from mc d's.
Alternatively, a bigmac combo. These happen on good days and bad days. It's completely random

>> No.9782388

>>9761479
fucking cunt
go take one of them bottle n shove it up ur ass

>> No.9782440

>>9759662
>we're at McDicks because the kids were going to flip their shit if we didn't.

And you gave in? Terrible parenting.

>> No.9783550

>>9761479
fug

>> No.9783574

>>9761479
poop

>> No.9783709
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>>9781116
God damn the Rodeo King burger is good. And it's a feast

>> No.9783749

>>9759129
yeah can i get 2 big macs, large fries, 20 piece nuggets with extra sweet and sour

also pick up a 6 pack of tallboys on the way home, eat it all at once, pound the tallboys and pass out for a few hours before wife comes home

i do this every sunday

>> No.9783752

>>9759129
>McDonald's
>not KFC

disgusting

I wish there wasn't just ONE kfc here which is literally on the other side of the city.
They're supposed to open 100 new places in Italy shortly though, so we'll see.

>> No.9784196

>>9761479
poptarts?

>> No.9784276

3 $1 sausage biscuits. I'll go home and make the eggs myself if I feel like having them.

>> No.9784283
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9784283

>>9759129
>>9765332

>> No.9784316

Szechuan sauce.
Wait, you don't have any?

>man arrested for stabbing McDonald's employee over dipping sauce

>> No.9785081

>>9782385
Its a defeat because its unhealthy and should be considered a last resort for the poor.

>> No.9785128

>>9785081
It's no worse than anywhere else. If you don't have pop or fries it's not really a bad meal.

>> No.9785138

>>9761479
>bread in fridge

>> No.9785154

>>9759129
Filet O'Fish plz thnx u

>> No.9785297

>>9761479
fuck you

>> No.9785309
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9785309

>>9759277

>> No.9785361
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9785361

im about to go to mcdonalds
what should i get guys

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>>9761479
Fucker

>> No.9785393

>>9761479
ok

>> No.9785405

>>9761479
Oh no....

>> No.9785424
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9785424

>>9761479
Shit

>> No.9785430

>>9761479
nooooooooo

>> No.9785648

>>9761479
Fucc

>> No.9785692

>>9761479
>Why does this have 57 repl- FUCK

>> No.9785714

>>9761479

well fuck

>> No.9785748

>>9761479
Here's your reply

>> No.9785878

Fatfag here

Usually get
>l fry
>McDouble no pickle add mayo
>mc chicken add cheese
>qrtr pounder w cheese
>Dr pepper light ice

>> No.9785890

>>9761479
Fuck you
your fridge is messy and ugly

>> No.9786054
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9786054

Yeah I'll have an order of Garlic Parmesan fries please.

>> No.9786057

>>9761479
Nice

>> No.9786084

>>9761479
seriously worst fridge post.

>> No.9786610

>>9761479
Pop tarts in the fridge? The fuck?

>> No.9786871

>>9786610
Dumbass literally stuffed his entire pantry into the fridge for the sake of a shitpost.
He doesn't deserve a McChicken. Feed this fucker Arby's.

>> No.9786901

Unironically had the best fast food burger ever at McDonald's in Poland. Don't remember the name but instead of cheese slices it had a big breaded melted cheese disk that was God tier.

>> No.9787326

>>9761479
nigger

>> No.9787820
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9787820

>>9761479

>chips

>> No.9787903

>>9761479
ft

>> No.9787990

>>9765424
Manager of a McDonalds here, We do have Dr Pepper, and due to the fact that McD's has a contract with Coke, Dr Pepper is much much more expensive to purchase.

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>>9759129
>drive to wendy's
>order Dave's Hot and Juicy
>mfw

>> No.9788042

>>9761479
>Pop-tarts

>> No.9788340

>>9759129
2 McChickens and a Large coke

>> No.9788707

>>9761479
...

>> No.9789135

>>9761479
i love you mom

>> No.9789138

>>9776749
good dog thank you here have a treat it's your favourite

cock

>> No.9789197

>>9761479
Humans like you are the worst.

>> No.9789213

>>9761479
i hate you

>> No.9790578

>>9759129
Fuck McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's. $6 for an itty bitty burger that don't even have a decent leaf of lettuce. SubWay is the way to go. Or Publix's Boar's Head counters.

>> No.9790601

One of the strangest McDonald's experiences I ever had was ordering take out, eating it in my buddy's car and drinking a single beer. I've had McDonalds plenty of times wasted or after a night of drinking but never sober while drinking a single beer with my meal.

>> No.9791355

>>9759641

pretty much this

mcdonalds is for desperate coffee runs at 2 am or desperate roadtrip lunches consisting of fries and dessert since the vast majority of the """food""" menu is bullshit literally dished out in trashbags.

>> No.9791414

>>9761479
c8nt

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9791427

>>9761479

>> No.9791432

I only get 2 hamburgers and a water. I don't typically go but I try to average around 3 dollars a day for food and fast food is expensive af.

>> No.9791695

>>9790578
>Boar's Head
You know the Chinese have stuffed those gelatinous "meats" with chemicals to shrink your dick and make you more accepting of communism, right?

>> No.9791716

>>9761479
You fucking bitch.

>> No.9791736

>>9759129
a 20 piece with barbecue sauce

>> No.9791745

>>9761479
that's the messiest and most unorganized fridge I've ever seen

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9791751

>>9761479

>> No.9791852

>>9761479
:(

>> No.9791964

>>9759129
Lol, McDonald's snobbery. Thought I'd seen it all

>> No.9792018
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9792018

*walks in*

>> No.9792593

>>9761479
>poptarts and chips in fridge
what are you doing