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Post pizza webms please
>>9752073Am I the only one who found Teletubbies absolutely terrifying as a kid and couldn't watch them without crying and having nightmares later?They were three meters tall too, what the fuck?
>>9752118closest thing I have, bro
>>9752332dad tried to bake a pizza on a clay oven once and ended up completely burning it in under 20 seconds, he threw it on the grass and it burned the grass too
let's do this
inb4 foreigner gets angry at American hibachis.
>>9752631So Japanese people can't get mad for calling teppanyaki "hibachi"?
>>9752631>flyovers think this is good
don't remember what this was
>>9752612I need to know what the fuck is happening here
>>9752618This girl turns me on so fucking much. Imagine her delicate feet.
>>9752674What are they doing?
>>9752667Looks more like fish. For some reason, Chinese people think if you eat phallic looking stuff, then it's good for your penis.
>>9752674fuck man that's disturbing as fugwhy is caviar expensive in the first place, it only tastes like a spoonful of sea salt.
>>9752681Fish roe cultivation, probably.
>>9752073What does that tinfoil tube thing do? That contraption just before the omelet faucet?
>>9752648really good webm
>>9752680Her feet might turn me on. The black hole in her stomach though, not nearly as much. Seriously that's frightening.
>>9752674>using bare hands to stir fish eggs and cum.
>>9752690it's about the subjective aspect of taste and being nostalgic about food maybe
>>9752707>not using your tongue
>>9752347some one has never had good pizza
>>9752674well shit, now I've got a boner.
>>9752728is that gluten free cheese ?
>>9752631>hibachisI think you meant yakisobis.
>>9752631>>9752646>>9752765I think you're all making up words.
>>9752699I assume either it's for wiping or oiling the pans.
>inb4 brainloaf>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 banana full of spiders>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets>inb4 frankenegg.webm>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it>inb4 twisty pasta machine>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery>inb4 taco town>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder>inb4 anime pancakes
>>9752773half of this thread is oc faggot
>>9752728Is this a shoop?
>>9752332stone oven should be a requirement for a pizzaria
>>9752773You're not supposed to bet on all the numbers.
>>9752542>>9752593I always find these fascinating.
>>9752777Nope. Fistulated cow, google it
>>9752780Nah, let the good ones do it right and have a bunch of cheap ones for the masses who don't care.
>>9752631>red and green lighting>Christmas eve in flyoverville
>>9752801The cows don't seem to care. They probably think they're matrix.
>>9752612I don't know what happened but I'm turned on
>>9752763Hello my honey! Hello my darlin'! Hello my ragtime gal!
>>9752773you forgot salt sprinkle
>>9752813He probably likes salt sprinkle.
>>9752728>>9752790>>9752795Dairy farming, everybody. Keep supporting the industry like good little goyem.
>>9752819So what if the cow has an USB interface? It doesn't affect my yogurt.
>>9752642it's a shame the raw materials are so bad cause the machine is good.
>>9752073>thread is worthless on an iPhone >.<
>>9752829I'd call it a win, but people with iPhones don't come here.
>>9752846then why do pre-formed patties cost such a premium, huh?
>>9752850To lazy to form them yourself then you pay more for it?
>>9752850they know americans will glady pay extra to be lazy, and also many are too retarded to know how to even make burgers without them being preformed
>>9752850It's an extra step
>>9752865I just put a meat wad in a plastic produce bag and smash it with a cutting board.Wa la
>>9752906did she ever only release those two videos?
>>9752954what happens if I stick my dick in there
>>9752667Anchovis in beer, drank by a 40 something tryhard.
>>9752954>Juice>The final solution
>>9752957Lots of pulp.
>>9752631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0(It's better with sound)
>>9752728so that's how you put the loot in cows in mmo
>>9752765>>9752646>>9752798Two choices. You can deal with it or deal with it.
>>9752728>>9752795That is unironically some dystopian grimdark sci fi shit.
>>9753024Fly rolls.Kill me now.
>>9753029to be fair this thing is a fucking marvel of modern food preservation
>>9753029No shot of the unwrapped burger?
>>9753047I'm having trouble breathing.This is priceless.
>>9753051my bad, cut it wrong
>>9752701She pukes after she eats
>>9752542Why is this allowed?
>>9752618What's her jewtube channel called?
>>9752612anyone from the Dallas area been to Redneck Heaven? they will give you a shot with a live minnow in it like this. ive never seen anyone do it sober.
>>9753105It's an inferior dose. A placebo.
>>9752819>>9753011you faggots are faggots.>oh woooow d000d thats some dark shit woooahthats fucking nothing. They are just showing how the cow digests food in multiple stomachs. Also, its a fucking cow. big deal, they do far stranger things to actual people. Ive seen zippers on patients they had to open up multiple times, it was easier than cutting them open every time. or hell, just watch any surgery where the doctors have to take out someones intestines then put them back in as a huge jumbled mess and sew them back up.
>>9753124Is that red stuff in the beginning annatto?
>>9753011>>9752819The hole was added in for educational purposes, you hipster faggots.
>>9753132Well, you're not wrong.I don't I ever saw one with a zipper but I have seen a few cardiac ICU patients who were "left open". Gastric surgery looks pretty mild compared to something like a hip or knee replacement, though. That's honestly more like carpentry than surgery some of the time.Did I imagine this or do they put magnets inside the cows to catch all the scrap they eat?
>>9753124>hairy guy handle the food with bare hands and armsbut I'm glad he wears an hair net!
>>9752901This animation reminds me of dahiir insaat
>>9752936Pretty sure there was one for spaghetti or something too
>>9752674Is caviar usually taken from live fish? I always assumed they just took it out when preparing the rest of the fish.
>>9752612I find it funny that the.message in Chinese at the very start of the clip says "don't be a hater this video is fire"
>>9753167That cute girl is probably in her 60s now The food looks good, though. No wonder they won the Franchise Wars.
>>9753167>>9753168>>9753195>>9753206These are reminding me of that Pizza Hut video with the sexual tension.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HpCJov3Uj0
>>9752667What's happening here is the Chad Asian
>>9753206>tfw the Colonel hated what KFC had turned into near the end of his life>actually got sued because he shat on them in an interview and said he wouldn't feed the food to his dogs
>>9752690>>9753165It's not caviar, it's salmon roe. Caviar cones from sturgeon.
>>9753050The FDA actually bans these in the states. I know, I've spent months trying to get one but no avail.What was the reason for the ban, anyone know? Are the ingredients THAT horrifying?
>>9752665The culinary equovalent of blueballing roght before cumming
>>9752665I like how I haven't seen the original one without the Ja/ck/ clips in months, it's like we've shifted into another dimension where Jack's a part of the original video
>>9753275threatens the american burger market
>>9752930The fuck even is that?
>>9753322>You will never slice off somebody's dick and make them watch as a cockmeat smoothie slides into a bowl.
>>9753333>have nice bowl of fruit>add a fuck ton of mayo into it>this is now considered a saladAlso nice digits
>>9753274my mom would do this with english muffins when i was a kid. i thought it was the greatest meal in the world
>>9753291this looks almost as vile as jack's ziploc omelet
>>9753347Was the record to eat it with a knife and fork or is he just doing that to be as inconvenient as possible?
>>9753337what a fucking moron can't even open a beer
>>9753337I think he has some kind of motor neuron disease going. It would all make sense. He's trying to prepare food with useless seal flippers.
>>9753361I'm surprised he even knew how to use the opener. Too bad about the motor skills
>>9752795>>9752795you know....may I actually should stop eating meat..at least just slow down.
>>9752612Have fun shitting out a dozen razor sharp fish skeletons, I guess.
>>9753358whoops - wrong input
>>9753372Those have little to do with meat production, they're mostly there for research purposes.
>>9753358Best taco ever
>>9753356Guinness has specific rules for each record. For pizza knife and fork was required.
>>9753371A pig died for this>>9753373They''ll soften just fine in his stomach.
>>9753167>chad gets great taco bell meal>qt oozes over him
>>9753343Oeh, so edgy. Well done.
>>9753395I don't see coffee.
>>9753077Why would it not be
>>9752674>occupation: wanking fish
>>9752819>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cowthe hole is actually for checking the health of the cow's digestive system
>>9753143>didn't show the cross section
>>9753413Placenta eating goes back to the Egyptians, as well as the Chinese.
>>9753457Well, if the Chinese eat it it must be good
>>9753457Yea, but we have science now
>>9752846Webm should play american national anthem
>>9753046theyre bees blind fag
>>9753274I love how it cuts out right when he takes a bite. And also, why no tomato paste or tomato sauce on the bread?
Successful webm threadLots of OCNice
>>9753505>>9753506CRABMIND. I'm not sure which is the worse way to go.
>>9753505looks like a very morbid amusment park
>>9753472Who separates eggs like that?>>9753513Didn't Ramsay put one of those in one of the KN restaurants?
>>9753527The rippy grippy teary smashy one>>9753513A lobster vending machine?
>>9753534In one episode he decried the lobster machine as inhumane, in another he installed it and said it was good fun. He's a hack.
>>9753224Holy shit pizza hut used to be so much better.
>>9753000>using a tiny knife to deboneI mean it works but it's so inefficient...
>>9753343They would probably be too busy hemorrhaging while you make a fool out of yourself.
>>9752618Who eats fried chicken on Christmas?
>>9753063rename this one to "$15 an hour"
>>9753323its cornstarch mixed with water. Jack inadevertnely created non-newtonian fluid which causes the intense friction with the chicken.
>>9753534>>9753537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZiW8vsjPM>>9753540Well, he was super upset about one of the lobsters in a tank being dead once because now the other lobsters would have eaten of it and surely they were all deadly poison now.I don't know what Ramsay thinks lobsters normally eat.Might even have been the same episode. I don't remember.
>>9752665this was fun the first 25 times i saw it
>>9752654>coastiecucks think this is bad
>>9753063>not melting the cheese onto the patty on the grillBlasphemy
>>9753291That is a weird fleshlight.
>>9752347Agreed. I'd have taken it out about 20 seconds earlier.
>>9753143Should just use a hack saw
>>9753378Did that person just put a fork in their microwave? How did that person not just destroy everything?Also that is just horrifying. Why have you done this to us?
>>9752674Why do that wil live fish though ? Sounds like counter-productive.>inb4 that way its reall fres-yeah, no, shut up. It ain't gonna rot because you took 2 min minutes to kill and gut the fish before removing eggs.
>>9753472>nigela lawson makes breakie.webm
>>9753559KFC for Christmas is huge in Japan, you have to order like a year in advance.
>>9753590I'm not telling you to try it but microwave ovens aren't quite as explosive as you think. A fork or spoon isn't very high risk.Crumbled aluminium foil is still a bad idea, though.
>>9753408>>9753402I'm pretty sure we have a word in the Bible about what happens to the people who do stuff like that
>>9752773What about the gay guy who puts on plastic gloves and dabs his pizza, before eating it with a fork and knife.
>>9753505this kills the crab
>>9753562>food so 'fresh' it can form an opinion about you while you're eating ityeah nah I'll pass.
>>9752631The Mexicans at Benihana can do more impressive hibachi tricks.
>>9753540L.A Beast seems like a genuinely nice dude, although he looks like a total fucking douche
>>9753425because its haram
>>9753337Its a twist off cap. How the hell.
>>9753654now which one is it?
>>9753506>>9753505Mr Crabbo no ! D:
>>9752612I think those are little eels
>>9753644>not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>9752681when the bass drop
>>9753673Aim a leetle eel just from watching it! Dios mio!
>>9753291>unseasoned and bonedry egg goopno ty
>>9753644Hello cocaine my old friend
>>9752728I have actually put my hands inside a cow like that, into the hole. I had gloves but I almost puked. For all the peta-fags, these cows are used for scientific purposes. They are used to study the cows digestion and figure out what is best for cows. These cows feel no pain from it, and usually live a much longer and much better life than most cows. The cow I saw was 17 years old, which is pretty old for a cow.
>>9753291Why did this ever get funded?
>>9753582>coasties>cucksmeanwhile flyovers are literally cucked out of having beaches.
>>9752728It's for checking the rumen and the bacteria that the cow uses to digest fibrous materials. It's better than cutting it open every week.
>>9752363Thank you for that.
>>9753644That file name.
>>9752973Well fucking done her for cooking more than most of the people browsing this board.
>>9753561This board is for food and cooking, not boot and licking.
>>9753799Holy shit - there's no way that's real
>>9753799that's so fucking illegal
>>9752332At first I thought something was off. But the final result looks tasty as fuck.
>>9753816...is it wrong that I'm thinking this MIGHT not be horrible?
>>9753831It's probably fine but it loses points for>Avocado meme>Avocado is a healthy replacement for cheese, then lets add cheese and top with cheese
>>9752957Paula comes out to get you>and your haggis
>>9753546Yes it did. In the 90's, it was amazing. You would go sit down, and get an actually decent, hot as shit pizza. It's just shitty, greasy pickup/delivery now.
>>9752680Imagine her dropping a huge wet turd.
How can gweilos even compete?
>>9753799I've unironically fapped to this.
>>9753849God bless creating a creature that is more than half ass-cheeks. She has more butt than stacked women have chest.
>>9753863Are there tubes under the sand?
>>9753799thank you,my love
>>9753856Seeing this will never not depress me. Human beings are such complex constructs yet that is what we were designed for.
>>9753167>mfw a new Taco Bell just opened here in Binland>too scared to actually go and try it
>>9753799Excellent clip but remember that they know better than to come into webm threads to begin with. This is more something to go into regular threads.
>>9753799what does this one say? can't see it on my phone
>>9753275Undermines the value of domestically minted burger
>>9753816Fuck. >avocado is a healthier-substitute for cheese>goat cheese is a lower calorie cheeseJust don't fucking mention all the stuff it isn't. Pretend it's its own thing instead of a fucking abomination for faggots who completely miss the point of good food.
>>9753596i have no fucking clue what you just said in that first line
>>9753767>out of the way gents, i think you all know i deserve her the most
>>9752959what the fuck is this
>>9753549it's the most efficient method, what are you talking about? you only need to make tiny cuts
>>9752612that was pretty cool actually. disgusting, but cool
>>9753906Not sure, phone bro. Everyone seems pretty thrilled by it, but I can't get it to play. It sucks when everyone is having fun without us.
>>9752648OP's dildo factory
>>9753347i wish he showed his moobs in the ending
>>9753644that nose pick. jesus fuck enjoy your golden staph infection
>>9753291I know what I'm getting for xmas
>>9753472I've never seen someone separate a yolk with their hand like that
>>9752973>>9752989aw, she's cutewonder what it's like to have sex with her
>>9752973>>9752989Triceps malfunctioning ?
>>9753882Go for it, lad. All the memes aside, it's decent fast food.
>>9753254salmon egg is still like 50 bucks a pound
>>9753746>implying most costies use their beaches
>>9752773dumbshit managed to not list the grilled cheese from chef
>>9753852a man of fine taste I see
>>9753352My mom made pizza buns. They're great. I still make them for myself on fat days.
>>9753816>putting minced garlic in a blenderwhy
>>9753347>all that time wasted fucking around with the knife and fork
>>9753872No the sand is just really hot and really good quality fresh coffee will "bloom" like that when heatedNotice how the vessels are also pre-heated
>>9753799i saw this and im on an iphone 6.....
>>9753000>>9753549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvR-eZ7S_uEUsed to do the first shoulder cuts like this. Took me a while to find this method on video. All other deboning examples look overly complicated and wasteful.It doesn't take much to separate meat from bone when you're just cutting tendons. Most I used on my knife was about a 1/2" of the tip. Trick is to keep that fucker sharp. 38 birds/minute will dull out a knife.
>>9753063we got to play with those robot arms in shop class 15 years ago in high school and could program them to do whatever we wanted. really thought they would be doing more by now
>>9753596why do it with a dead fish? what the fuck are you so mad about? you realise they're not planning to eat those eggs right?
>>9753534>>9754050It's a bit faster if your doing a bunch of them. That recipe calls for five yolks and three whole eggs.
>>9752612asian version of this guy
>>9753799Anyone with one that doesn't have VLC wouldn't be in this thread in the first place.
>>9754239I looked some info about it and yeah they just put them back in the water (the fish not the eggs) once they're done with it
>>9753849Her ass makes her head look so small.
>>9753395of course a soyboy would eat that
>>9753291Free market at work
>>9753856no wonder they kill themselves all the time
>>97538822 bean burritos no onions with diablo sauce is my go togetting sick from eating there is a just a meme, its the best cheap food there is
>>9752961>tryhardYeah you're just a pussy not daring to try it out
bump for visibility
>>9752612this is one hard, dumb mother fucker
>>9754357>no onionsNow that the children have ordered, what will the adults be having?
>>9753063When it lifted the final bun, and started moving around, I first thought its creators had added a little victory dance to taunt fast food joint workers.
>>9754213Huh. I'll be getting a nice flexible short knife and trying it that way from now on. I was taught by old-schoolers and they taught to always use a 6" boning knife.
>>9753084>Adding something as subtly flavoured as caviar to a fucking burger>Gold flakesThe only thing missing for those with more money than common sense is a spoonful of foie gras.
>>9752728My sister did this at Guelph university for some vet class. She's a OR nurse at Hamilton general now, she's seen some real life rekt threads kind of stuff there.
>>9753402What is that what is happening is he cooking a calf placenta
>>9753799That was great.
>>9753505>Mr. Carapace's Wild Ride
>>9752773>inb4 whiny pasta faggot
>NEW THREADNEW THREAD>NEW TREADNEW THREAD>>9754802>>9754802>>9754802>>9754802
>>9753534I do at work and home some times its just faster that way.
>>9753799This video doesnt work im on mobile.
>>9754929>Oh yeah, I love cooking>But I hate getting my hands dirty>But this will turn out AMAZING>But I really dont like getting my hands dirty>Ketchup>I'm such a creative home chef>Turd ball>Bon appetite! XD
>>9753168I forgot that subway used to slice the bread off center so you got a thinner slice on top and a heavier base. I miss that.