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9750866 No.9750866 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to build a mechanical egg generating machine based on the anatomy of a chicken.

What is the best way to proceed?

>> No.9750877

I would get a chicken and put it in a metal box

>> No.9750880
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9750880

>> No.9750881

/thread

>> No.9750894

>>9750866
Feathers, beak, digestive and reproductive systems. Done

>> No.9751329
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9751329

>>9750866
If I kicked a chicken when it's full of eggs, will the eggs get smashed inside the chicken?

>> No.9751415

>>9750866
>purchase chicken
>have lot of sexs with female chicken, ensuring that its reproductive system knows to start laying eggs
>put eggs in bowl
>give to female you abducted that drank too much

>> No.9751421
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9751421

>>9750866
kill yourself

>> No.9751425

>>9751421
holy shit search google for this image top kek

>> No.9751436

>>9751415
>why are you doing this?

>> No.9751868

>>9751329
oh my yes

>> No.9752561

>>9751425
AMERICA

>> No.9752585

>>9751425
lol wat

>> No.9752820

>>9751425
>le top kek xddd