/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9748088]

I agreed to a bet that I could drink a gallon of liquid smoke in 24 hours.
Would this kill an imbecile like me?

[Anonymous No.9748094]

Probably make you really sick

[Anonymous No.9748099]

>>9748088
Don't do it OP.

[Anonymous No.9748116]

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/what-are-the-dangers-of-too-much-liquid-smoke/
That's enough liquid smoke to flavor approximately 1280 lbs of meat

[Anonymous No.9748130]

>>9748088
If you die can I have your body?......

Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.9748139]

>>9748088
I’m pretty some japanese guy died from drinking less soy sauce than that.

[Anonymous No.9748523]

>>9748088
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.9748527]

If you do it, record it.
If you’re not going to record it, don’t do it.

[Anonymous No.9748529]

>>9748088
only one way to find out

[Anonymous No.9748533]

Don't do it op

[Anonymous No.9748535]

>>9748088
Please post picture of nutrition label

[Anonymous No.9748539]

It'll probably fuck you up permanently. I doubt your liver and kidneys could handle that much sludge at once and you can't even drink enough water to thin it "safely" out without blowing your stomach out or getting water poisoning.

[Anonymous No.9748570]

>>9748539
>yfw OP gets hepatitis and turns into smoke

[Anonymous No.9748575]

>>9748088
imminent cancer, not even memeing

[Anonymous No.9748582]

>>9748088
Replace the content with water and food coloring before drinking it in front of everyone. Add just a tad liquid smoke so it smells legit

[Anonymous No.9748741]

>>9748523

he's a big guy...

[Anonymous No.9748763]

>>9748741
4 U

[Anonymous No.9748773]

>Sodium 7,680 mg

rip op

[Anonymous No.9748890]

>>9748773
A couple cans of soup can easily put you at 3k+

[Anonymous No.9748910]

>>9748890
>>9748890
>he doesn't make his own soup

Why live?

[Anonymous No.9748931]

>>9748088
yes but you'll taste delicious

[Anonymous No.9748935]

>>9748088
You'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9748938]

>>9748527
Truly the sagest advice on the internet.

[Anonymous No.9749059]

OP is going to turn into the smoke monster from Lost.

[Anonymous No.9749121]

>>9748088
You'll have a bad couple days but you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9749144]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.9749237]

>>9748582
But that would be cheating.

[chop No.9749240]

>>9748088
Dude, we get it. You vape.

[Anonymous No.9749244]

>>9749144
Unddrated post and unchecked dubs

[Anonymous No.9749248]

>>9749244
Fuck off and don't EVER respond to my posts ever again

[Anonymous No.9749255]

>>9749237
winners are often cheaters. There is nothing wrong with cheating
I'm not going to tell my kids not to lie and cheat because objectively they are useful tools for getting ahead in life.
I will tell them "if you are going to lie/cheat, consider the consequences of the circumstance you are in and make sure it's worth the potential down side for being caught"

lie to your teacher about having a sick family member to get out of school work? fine
embellish your work history so you look impressive on your resume? sure
agreeing to a favor so you could manipulate someone into doing something for you and then backing out of reciprocating at the last minute? probably unwise to make enemies like that

see what I mean?

[Anonymous No.9749263]

>>9749255
You sound incredibly jewish

[Anonymous No.9749267]

You're gonna die doing this op

[Anonymous No.9749282]

>>9748088
You're gonna die
But your body is going to be delicious

[chop No.9749284]

>>9748773
That's like a tablespoon of salt. Why are you so many of you people obsessed with sodium? What do you think it does?

[Anonymous No.9749289]

>>9749263
I am not, however I did grow up among them
you sang christmas songs in your school? don't make me laugh, we sang about hanukkah and zion in my PUBLIC school

[Anonymous No.9749381]

>>9749248
R-rude!

[Anonymous No.9749476]

>>9748088
Probably

[Anonymous No.9749611]

>>9749255
>He's not good enough to win even when handicapping himself

[Anonymous No.9749636]

Youll be fine OP

[Anonymous No.9749642]

>>9749284
the fuck kinda spoons you got in your house?

[Anonymous No.9749751]

>>9748088
I wonder how you'd taste after drinking all that.

[Anonymous No.9749759]

you'll probably get cancer

[Anonymous No.9749767]

>>9749284
according to my relatives it literally murders infants

[Anonymous No.9749830]

>>9749144
Made me chuckle also nice dubs

[Anonymous No.9749837]

>>9749284
>>9749642
right off the back of my salt container
1/4 tsp = 590mg
so 2360 per tsp, times 3 is 7080 per tablespoon

[Anonymous No.9749841]

>>9748139
soy is basically poison tho

[Anonymous No.9749845]

>>9748741

[Anonymous No.9749849]

>>9749144
fuck

[Anonymous No.9749861]

>>9749841
It's really not, a pint of beer has more phytoestrogen than two kilos of soy "meat", which is basically just pure soy.

[Anonymous No.9749866]

>>9749861
alcohol is also poison

[Anonymous No.9749897]

if you boil liquid smoke do you get smoke

[Anonymous No.9749902]

>>9749897

[Anonymous No.9750315]

>>9748088
It will probably cause liver failure or cancer.

[Anonymous No.9750328]

>>9749284
It kills you in high enough amounts

[Anonymous No.9750755]

Your asshole will NEVER be the same... If you live that long.

[Anonymous No.9750760]

>>9748088

I know I've been here way too long when I've seen this bet get posted at least 15 times.

[Anonymous No.9750763]

>OP drinks a gallon of liquid smoke
>Dies
>Put him in a dehydrator
>Mummify him
>Sell him to Clinton for millions with the best tasting human jerky ever
Your friend is going to be a millionaire, OP.

[Anonymous No.9750826]

so back out of the bet and lose. and admit you were an idiot. ANY food consumption contests, esp. for money, are vile and inhuman. dont participate, dont watch, dont encourage. food is to enjoy when eating it, nothing else.

[chop No.9750919]

>>9750328
Same as anything else then.

[Anonymous No.9751587]

>>9750826
t.

[Anonymous No.9752314]

>>9748741
Most appropriate use of that image I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.9753558]

>>9749237
enjoy dying a really painful death then

[Anonymous No.9753695]

>>9749237
Yeah, cheating death.

[Anonymous No.9753957]

>>9749897
Yes.

[:D No.9753977]

:D

[Anonymous No.9754012]

>>9748088
>On all levels except physical, I am beef jerky
>[sodium]

[Anonymous No.9754143]

>>9750760
I've seen this thread at least 5 times and it's kind of irking that nobody but you has commented that this is very old pasta. How many newfags are on this board?

[Anonymous No.9754152]

>>9748088
F

[Anonymous No.9754153]

DO IT OP.

If we popularise this, it'll be some light eugenics work. One step at a time.

[Anonymous No.9754190]

>>9754143
get a fucking a life holy shit

[Anonymous No.9754206]

>>9754012
had a good raff tank you

[Anonymous No.9754209]

All the misinformation in this thread is disgusting.

OP you’ll be fine, the ingredients are not hazardous. You might just get nauseous and get a headache but that’s the worst.

[Anonymous No.9754214]

>>9748088
WHY A GALLON

Also how much money was it? Like, how much do you get for doing it

[Anonymous No.9754217]

>>9754143
this
OP is a faggot
>>/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=gallon+of+liquid+smoke

[Anonymous No.9754229]

>>9754143
Are you proud of having squandered so much of your life on an anime website?

[Anonymous No.9754236]

>>9754209
>Colgin's Natural Pecan Liquid Smoke is the all-natural liquid smoke with no additives
>Ingredients: Vinegar, Molasses, and Caramel Color

If your liquid smoke has anything other than water and smoke listed in the ingredients buy something else.

[Anonymous No.9754276]

>>9749144
>>9749845
I didn't know jack was in GTA

[Anonymous No.9754313]

>>9754229
>>9754190
I almost never say this, but

>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.9754362]

>>9749263
jews are winners

[Anonymous No.9755977]

>>9749897