/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9739955]

Why do avocados trigger such intense autism in so many people? How did they ever become a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZrDKd1WIM

[Anonymous No.9739964]

avocados are the favorite food of the average soyboy nu male

[Anonymous No.9739984]

n = autism(average food+pop culture) / bandwagoning

[Anonymous No.9739992]

i like avocados but they are too expensive.

I have it every now and then, its good fat.

[Anonymous No.9740006]

>>9739955
catchy song though

[Anonymous No.9740051]

>>9740006
wtf goop

[Anonymous No.9740082]

>>9739955
>Work in shitty restaurants for living
>companies constantly putting avocados on EVERYTHING
>still have to use them during the winter when they're all garbage tier BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU STOP SELLING FRUIT DURING THE SEASON ITS BAD
9/10 avocados are fucking garbage anyway
>cut one open and its more black than it is green
>throw it away
>open another one and it's a literal rock that you have to wait a day or two to use

FUCK
AVOCADOS

[Anonymous No.9740098]

Why don't people use their fingers? It takes just as long and is considerably safer.

[Anonymous No.9740100]

>>9740006
>Okay we got $29 for the week. What do we need?
>Well whatever you do get us 7 limes.

[Anonymous No.9740381]

>>9740082
How could you not notice it's unripe before cutting it?

[Anonymous No.9740404]

>>9740100
It's not unreasonable to have a lime each day. For a rich celebrity shopping at a white store, she did pretty well overall.

[Anonymous No.9740425]

>>9740404
Exactly. One lime per every day of the week. I myself just squoze the last of my limes on my breakfast

[Anonymous No.9740446]

>>9740425
I usually get a big bag for a dollar from the Asian grocery's clearance rack. They keep well refrigerated.

[Anonymous No.9740509]

>>9740381
They're all unripe
Theres no such thing as a good avocado during the winter but we keep fucking buying them because people eat that shit up

[Anonymous No.9740516]

>>9739955
because hipster normie faggots discovered them and overused them
/ck/ being full of autistic, picky, contrarians decided that they are now a "meme food"
fuck you faggots avocados are delicious and so is sriracha, just dont go all bugman with them and its fine

[Anonymous No.9740551]

>>9740098
you dont even have to, just place the half on a cutting board and tap the blade into it just enough so that it bites into the pit, comes right out and theres no risk to yourself whatsoever

[Anonymous No.9740568]

>>9739964
Wrong again, Mr. Silverberg

https://www.livestrong.com/article/223669-what-foods-boost-testosterone/

[Anonymous No.9740793]

>>9739964
>I'm a fatass numale with saggy breasts attracted to traps and have to blame food for causing it to happen

[Anonymous No.9741106]

>>9739955
A V O C A D O
A V O C A D O
A V O C A D O
AVOCADO

[Anonymous No.9741131]

>>9739955
Because instead of buying homes, millenials are buying smashed avocado toast

[Anonymous No.9743099]

>>9741131
We're not buying because it's so often no cheaper than renting, and the new economy has us moving frequently.

[Anonymous No.9743112]

>>9743099
When you buy a house, you don't waste money because the mortgage goes into equity on the house. Renting, you're throwing money away.

[Anonymous No.9743137]

>>9743099
Cry more while posting on your ifag7q

[Anonymous No.9743923]

>>9743137
abatap pls

[Anonymous No.9743932]

>>9739964
>faggot doesn't hormones are produce from fats
if you have to avoid soy, then you already got low test, buddy

[Anonymous No.9743937]

>>9740098
this isn't real r-right?

[Anonymous No.9743940]

>>9740509
avocados dont ripen until they come off the tree anyway

[Anonymous No.9743943]

>>9740516
sriracha is garbage

[Anonymous No.9743962]

>>9739955
As a diabetic type 2 I am glad avocados exist.

[Anonymous No.9745240]

They taste like vegetable oil to me.

[Anonymous No.9745490]

>>9739964
and poor nicaraguans