/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9739723]

>goes to chinese restaurant
>asks for pizza

[Anonymous No.9740594]

>>9739723
I’ll be honest, a burger made at a Mexican restaurant is often a very good burger, especially when you dont want faux Mexican Tex mex crap

[Anonymous No.9740617]

>>9739723
>that person who always asks for a burger no matter what restuarant you go to

[Anonymous No.9740631]

>>9739723
If they have pizza on the menu, why the fuck not, you autistic fuck?

[Anonymous No.9740667]

>>9740594
do mexican restaurants make tex mex in america?

[Anonymous No.9740669]

>>9739723
fried chicken at most chinese places taste pretty good, helps that duck sauce makes for a good dip

[Anonymous No.9740902]

>>9740667
Not exactly Tex mex, but Americanized Mexican food. What you get south of the border is always better and not covered in melted yellow cheese.

[Anonymous No.9741010]

>>9739723
>Goes to a Chinese restaurant
>Asks for shrimp scampi

I hate children

[Anonymous No.9741036]

>>9739723
>work at hawaiian bbq place
>idiot asks for seafood soup
>idiot expected a hawaiian place to have cocktail sauce
>complains that shes dissatisfied despite that being the only "problem"
>spills the soup all over our counter because her fat fuck brain is too dumb to understand why we dont have cocktail sauce

happened about a year ago but it still makes me angry, luckily i managed to escape the service business

[Anonymous No.9741066]

>>9740667
It really depends on the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.9741619]

>>9739723
My first time at Red Lobster I ordered a burger and fries. I was like 10 though.

[Anonymous No.9742148]

>>9739723
Wouldn't that be... chinkza?

[Anonymous No.9742296]

>>9741036
>working at mexican restaurant
>fat black lady comes by the drive thru and orders lemonade
>complains about price, complains about everything
>give lemonade, crazy bitch drives around the place and rushes in yelling that I spit on her lemonade.
>literally throws the lemonade at me but misses because of short fat arms LMAO
>rages out and throws the other cup against the window.
>the only other customer looks at me and sighs, just mumbling things about how black folks are savages

>MFW DID SPIT ON HER FUCKING LEMONADE AND ILL DO IT AGAIN IF I HAD THE CHANCE.

[Anonymous No.9742312]

>>9742296

[Anonymous No.9742367]

>>9742296
>work in a factory second shift
>in a nigger infested area
>didnt have time to make a dinner
>decide to go to Mr. Quick's nearby
>get a couple burgers and a shake
>ask for a water cup
>one sec let me grab it for u
>they have a fridge filled with premade water cups
>too many nigs just filled it up with pop
Had a good laugh

[Anonymous No.9742495]

I used to live close to a chinese takeout that made great burgers, it was easily the best thing on their menu

[Anonymous No.9742601]

>>9742367
oh! this is exactly the kind of things we had on a daily biases.
Like this black dude coming over (he came several times during the time I was working there)
he used to walk in with a cup that was obviously not from our place and ask for free refills on soda or tea.
At first it was funny but after a few times I started to get annoyed by hoe cheap they can get.

[Anonymous No.9742711]

This reminds me of that old show from like 10 years ago where the guy was giving tips on how to scam free stuff.

One was how to get free fast food burgers. The plan goes like this:

>go outside the restaurant and find a receipt someone threw away in a trash can
>look for one specifically from the current day that is a special order (e.g., no onions)
>take receipt and call the place complaining they got the order wrong, they put onions on it and you are allergic so you had to throw it away
>they will almost always comp you another burger
>show up an hour later and claim your burger

I never tried it but it sounds like it would work. Once as a kid I got an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen and on the way home it slid off. My dad pulled over and I had to throw it on the curb. I called and told them and they said they'd replace it. I never claimed it though.

Another one was he said keep a spare cup from that restaurant in your car and during lunch hour when it's busy you can sneak in with it and get a refill.

[Anonymous No.9743768]

>>9740594
she looks like julie andrews

[Anonymous No.9743791]

There used to be a Chinese restaurant that did pizza, chinese, and doughnuts. I felt there we doing to much.

[Anonymous No.9744044]

Would you like fries with that
>visible confusion

[Anonymous No.9746274]

>>9740617
Thats my sister, she either gets a burger or nachos, so fucking uninteresting.

[Anonymous No.9746276]

>>9740669
japanese fried chicken is unironically top-tier. they use potato flour, it's great

[Anonymous No.9746819]

>They have the pizza

[Anonymous No.9746993]

Y'all got mozzarella cheese sticks?

[Anonymous No.9747908]

>>9742296
So, you actually deserved all of that, but she's somehow the one in the wrong?
>typical huwhite behavior

[Anonymous No.9747915]

>>9746819
Thanks. This made me smile.

[Anonymous No.9747916]

>>9742711
wow reeee you must be a nigger

[Anonymous No.9748234]

>>9740594
>go to malaysia
>order burger

[Anonymous No.9748249]

>>9742367
can translation ples?

[Anonymous No.9748986]

>>9748234
>eating roti john instead of ramly burger

[Anonymous No.9749096]

>>9748234
How are you supposed to pick that up without getting your hands messy?

[Anonymous No.9749103]

>>9742296
based

[Anonymous No.9751240]

>Go to a donut shop, get in line to take an order
>Person walks in behind me, cuts in front of everybody and asks if they serve bagels, croissants and scones
>Gets mad as fuck when he finds out they don't, asks for the manager
>Manager is crazy old Chinese guy, gets rude dude the fuck out of there while yelling in Cantonese while his granddaughter & grandson physically have to hold him back

And that was just today too.

[Anonymous No.9751559]

>>9751240
Based Chinamen don't take shit from anybody.

[Anonymous No.9751651]

>>9744044
del taco fries are the most underrated fast food fries I can think of though. Definitely try them

[Anonymous No.9751736]

>>9740667
Most East Coast and Flyover Mexican restaurants are TexMex.

[Anonymous No.9752380]

>>9748986
>eating burger instead of oblong drenched in b/pepper sauce
kys

[Anonymous No.9752440]

>>9742711
Great, all I have to do is sit through the fucking trash to try and save a couple dollars on shitty fast food

[Anonymous No.9752453]

>>9743768
Back off. That's my wife, you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.9752483]

>>9749096
By eating it with knife and fork like a civilized person?

[Anonymous No.9752485]

>>9752483
I bet you eat pizza with a knife and fork too.

[Anonymous No.9752493]

>>9752485
ofc

[Anonymous No.9752500]

>>9742711
read fast food horror stories threads, dum dum. its not this complicated. niggers just go back and complain after eating most of their food and throw a big enough of a tantrum managers always comp their food or give them extra for free, no need to play receipt games and shit.

[Anonymous No.9752538]

>>9752500
But that requires acting like a savage in public. The receipt method is more gentlemanly.

[Anonymous No.9752573]

>>9740617
If they have it on the menu then what's the problem?
As long as it fits to the theme of the restaurant it's fine, i actually had a great fucking burger made by bunch of Slanty-eyes, bun had a lot of sesame-seeds (not the typical chain-restaurant sesame-seed bun) and the patty had these Asian spices in it making it taste really fucking good and the sauces weren't your typical ketchup/mustard/mayo either.